The Nick DiPaolo Show - Cummings Infested With Hate For Trump #207
Episode Date: July 29, 2019Conservative Youtuber Vincent James joins the show. Baltimore breakdown bites the nation. Farcical Facebook f*cks with my page....
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And we're going to do another segment of Nick's Drive-Bys.
Jason went out and filmed some people.
And, you know, we like to pick on people that can't hit back.
What's in the news today?
Oh, I don't know.
Somebody called Trump a racist.
Wow, that's breaking news.
You people on the left, you people.
That's right, I said it.
I'm bringing it back. You people. Is that, you people. That's right, I said it. I'm bringing it back.
You people. Is that all you fucking got, really? You guys know the whole brouhaha, Elijah Cummings,
that old race baiter, civil rights icon, they say, who might have been true. Yeah, that's his face every time he sees a white person who has acne at 78
suppose you know they'll say trump's point pointing a gun at him that's the red dot
that's what that's how the left will this guy's been nothing but a race baiter and uh and uh you
know his district baltimore is his shithole and called him out on it. And here's why he did.
You listen, lefties.
He's done nothing but call Trump a racist since he got in office.
Now he's helping subpoena Trump's family because this whole hoax thing has to go on.
He's nothing but a Trump hater.
OK.
And the older black guys get the more racist they get.
That's a theory that Chris Rock put out, by the way.
He has a great bit on it.
I should have pulled it. But this guy has done nothing for his district. I think it's District
7 in Maryland, which includes Baltimore. And he's constantly saying what horrible conditions
at the border as far as the detention centers and how filthy. And Trump has had enough. This guy's done nothing but attack.
So Trump replies with some tweets this weekend.
Rep. Elijah Cummings has been a brutal bully, shouting and screaming at the great men and
women of Border Patrol about conditions at the southern border when actually his Baltimore
district is far worse and more dangerous.
His district is considered the worst in the USA.
That would be our country.
As proven last week during a congressional tour,
the border is clean, efficient, and well-run.
I don't know about that, but it's cleaner than Baltimore.
But Christ's sake, Jason's toilet is cleaner than Baltimore.
That is apartment.
I told you that thing had 80 pubes around the rim.
Just very crowded.
Cummings District is a disgusting rat and rodent infested
mess. They got pissed at infested. That's the word all the lefties on CNN are having trouble.
If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous and filthy place.
That's all he said. Why is so much money sent to Elijah Cummings District when it's considered the worst,
one of the most dangerous anywhere in the United States?
No human being would want to live there, and that's where they're getting all.
He didn't say people who live in Baltimore aren't human beings.
You dumb leftist fucks who keep twisting the language.
And that's the problem.
The people on the right are actually, most of us, very literal.
Okay?
We have grammatic skills.
We know what the sentence means.
Where is all the money going?
How much is stolen?
Investigate this corrupt mess immediately.
And I challenge anyone to tell me that any of that, what he said in that tweet, is untrue.
And it's not racist because Elijah Cummings is a black man.
Okay, if he said that about a white politician running that district,
would you be saying it's racist?
No, you wouldn't.
He didn't mention race anywhere in there.
Infested is the word.
And to prove that Trump is right,
did you guys remember Democratic Baltimore Pew?
You know this lady who looks like a, well, she looks like a black female Don Knotts.
Why is she filthy?
Huh.
As the media and Democrat Party tries to portray Trump's tweets about Baltimore's racism,
a resurfaced clip from last year shows Democratic
Mayor Catherine Pugh complaining about
the poor conditions in part
of the city, specifically
rats and dead
animals. Pugh made the remarks
during a Fox 45 segment
while touring a Baltimore neighborhood that was
supposed to highlight her
violence reduction initiative.
And you know there were 12 cops while she was doing the report behind.
But here's what Mayor Catherine Pugh had to say last year.
About a year ago, city leaders identified some of the city's most violent neighborhoods.
What the hell?
We should just take all this s*** down.
To target.
You can smell the rats. Under Baltimore down. To target. Oh, you can smell the rats.
Under Baltimore's violence reduction initiative.
Oh, Jesus.
Just last week, we went with Mayor Pew as she toured.
Pause.
Anybody get the pun that her name is Pew?
Mayor Pew going, Jesus, that smell rat s***.
Pew.
Guaranteed nobody picked up on that on Fox or any other.
Nice sensible shoes, by the way that's the
official shoe of the lesbian go ahead Baltimore neighborhood that's a new one I've been out here
54 years oh pause former linebacker Brian Cox for the Patriots has hit hard times
holy what's this this is like a marching band in New Orleans after a funeral go ahead
war's violence reduction initiative is about taking steps
to rid communities of the cornerstones
that contribute to crime. Oh my god,
you can smell the dead animals. Blocks
of dilapidated buildings help to hide
the addiction that's crippled this
community.
You can smell the dead animals.
Trump was so wrong.
And again, just because he
said it to Elijah Cummings doesn't make it racist.
It does not make it fucking racist.
Trump is right on the money.
You are correct, sir.
God help us.
Oh, my God.
The viral video came in response to media figures and Democrats falsely claiming the president's tweets on Saturday were racist. Like I said, no one in Trump's tweets did he mention race as he called
out the poor living conditions inside Elijah Cummings' district. Elijah Cummings has been
in Washington forever. He's been too busy race baiting and leading the black caucus and whatever.
He doesn't give two fucks about those people. And that's all Trump said. But
again, if you criticize a politician who is a person of color, that's Spanish for color,
or British, I have no fucking idea, that makes you racist. We found that out when Obama got
it. And by the way, then I saw Wanda Sykes, who I'm trying to tolerate.
I work with HBO.
We said good laughs together.
She went out to Hollywood and went fucking batshit crazy.
But she's all over this, too.
And I just, you know, I can't take it anymore.
It's got to backfire.
It has to.
Bernie Sanders wasn't exactly kind to Baltimore a few years ago.
Here's what Bernie had to say.
Anyone who took the walk
that we took around the neighborhood would
not think you're in a wealthy nation.
You would think that you were in a
third world country.
He said that four years ago.
Nobody in the media called him a
fucking racist.
They just called him an old wrinkled Jew.
What?
No, they didn't.
I've walked around here.
I stepped in dog shit.
I stepped in human shit.
There was a couple of fucking needles.
I saw a young colored woman being groped in one of those buildings.
Nobody said shit when Bernie said it.
Keep playing that race card, assholes, right to the bitter end.
More confirmation that Trump was not out of line with his statements, okay?
I think there was a black girl reporter, Kimberly Classic, I think her name is.
She went around and did a piece on these neighborhoods in Baltimore.
She did great work, and she put it on Twitter.
Let's take a look at...
That's a broken glass.
Look at that.
It's Jason's apartment.
Here's the kitchen.
I got it.
Where'd the TV at?
Thank you, thank you.
That looks like my frat, I gotta be honest.
This is an abandoned.
At UMaine.
Real home.
It's good?
Yeah.
Pause.
They're doing a live broadcast and they need clearance.
They might as well be going door to door in Fallujah.
Look at that.
I could buy that shit on Craigslist today.
Go ahead.
This is where the homeless stay.
Are you sure it's safe?
Yeah, it's good.
You're all right.
So I just wanted to walk you through a typical abandoned row home.
So how long do you think this row home has been abandoned?
This is what many people live right next door to. a typical abandoned row home. So how long do you think this row home has been abandoned?
This is what many people live right next door to.
Oh, I've been here 10 years, so it's been over 10 years.
It's time to leave.
It is.
It's Allen Ivers' apartment. I can see why people would live here for shelter.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Here, let me see up here.
They want $1,100 for that in Baltimore.
Does that include water?
No, but you get crack in syringes.
Okay.
Anyways, so that nice job by that woman, Ms. Classic, to reveal some of this shat.
And then they actually talked to a woman from the neighborhood, this woman Michelle.
And here's her take on the Cummings-Trump
feud.
Again, they just can't handle the fucking truth.
Hello, it's me again.
Again.
World.
I was so excited when Ms. Kim told me how many hits that we got and that the president
actually responded to a lot of comments.
And what he said was definitely true.
He hasn't done anything for us.
He's talking about Cummings.
She's talking about Cummings.
Don't think she's talking about the president.
Go ahead.
In the office over 20 years.
30.
30?
Okay.
So I was like 18 back then.
And he hasn't done anything for us.
No cookouts.
No shoe giveaway.
No clothes giveaway.
Pause. Pause. Hold on a second.
I'm trying to...
You're waiting on the government
and your representatives to provide cookouts for you?
But seriously, therein lies the problem.
They want government to, you know...
They didn't clean my tub.
Got my kid no baseball glove.
He ain't do shit.
I love this woman, though. She's's laying it out and she's being perfectly who's the guy behind her about the mugger there's a fucking white uber car that guy's got a poison dart in his neck go ahead
nothing for it and then y'all just want to know about the house he haven't done anything
today is saturday july the 27th, 2019. Not 1819.
It's today.
I love it.
It's a little bit after 6 p.m.
You go, Michelle.
And like I said, I'm so excited.
I'm so impressed with Ms. Kim because she's helping us.
And she's the only one.
Y'all need to put her in office.
Y'all need to give her his job.
For real.
And I'm just not saying that.
It's true.
Okay.
As far as the house and everything, like I said, he has never done anything for not even one person that I know of.
I never heard anybody say anything about him.
And people want to talk about Donald Trump, Donald Trump this, Donald Trump that.
Why is this man over there taking care of people at the border?
We hungry.
We need a place to stay.
We feel like we're in a concentration camp.
And it's just saying. He's saying more about them to his own people. Amen. Because this all started about Elijah criticizing the border conditions and the
detention center. And she brings it up. She's right on the Democrats, Pelosi, Elijah Cummings,
all of these fucking assholes that are running in 2020. they don't give a shit about U.S. citizens
because they need the future vote, the black and brown vote.
That's going to be very important.
It's a power grab.
They don't give two shits about these people.
She was so right on the money.
And then they got more specific and asked Michelle, because everybody's pointing fingers at Trump and calling him racist,
have you ever – I thought the race car would have burnt out 10 years ago.
I have fucking, which makes me worry that it's still relevant.
That means there's enough dumb people in the country that still believe it
because they watch CNN on a loop and MSNBC and nod.
But they ask Michelle here, and again, she's right from the neighborhood,
about the president and his views on race specifically.
CNN, especially host Victor Blackwell, he's saying that Trump is racist for calling out Representative Elijah Cummings for the way his district looks and just for pointing it out, basically.
Do you agree?
Trump is not racist, not to my knowledge.
I'm glad that he pointed out.
I'm glad that he put him on blast.
Amen.
Because people in West Baltimore have been putting Elijah Cummings on blast for years.
Pause.
Can somebody tell me what on blast means?
I love it.
I'm going to use it from now on.
I got my wife on blast.
That fucking rug is not going to vacuum itself.
That was sexist, misogynist.
I'm joking.
We have a maid, a little Filipino kid, leather shorts, who vacuums the house.
We'll put him on blast.
Am I?
Is that what you're saying, on blast?
All right.
On notice, I guess.
I love Baltimore street speak.
Go ahead.
He never did anything for us, like I said. God notice, I guess. I love Baltimore Street Speak. Go ahead.
He never did anything for us, like I said.
God bless you, Michelle. Putting race aside, if somebody could be objective other than Michelle,
it's got nothing to do with fucking race. And if anybody's a racist in this scenario, it's Elijah Cummings.
Did I just say that? Yeah, but Pelosi comes to... But he's a civil rights icon.
Okay, I'm not saying he didn't go through some shit and did some good stuff.
But you stick around D.C. long enough, you're corrupted by it.
Cummings, you have done nothing.
That's what I got to say.
Then CNN.
Here's Crème de la Crème.
This guy, Victor Blackwell on CNN, he went
to the acting school
that, who was that woman, Erica
Thomas last week that said the white guy
chewed her out at the supermarket. Remember I said
she must have studied with
fucking Adler in New York
in the 60s. Great actress.
Well, here's another guy turning
on the tears. I love that Trump's actually making people cry on the others. Great actress. Well, here's another guy turning on the tears. I love that
Trump's actually making people cry on the other side. He's making people cry. But here's Victor
Blackwell on CNN and how upset the president says about Congressman Cummings district.
Bite lip, pretend you're upset. Now pull nose hair to cause crying.
bite lip, pretend you're upset.
Now pull nose hair to cause crying.
That no human
would want to live there. You know who did,
Mr. President? I did. What's your point?
From the day I was brought home
from the hospital to the day I
left for college.
Pause. He was brought home from the hospital after he
was mugged. They don't mention
when he was 16 he got hit by a... Go ahead.
I care about still do. There are challenges, no doubt.
But people are proud of their community.
I don't want to sound self-righteous, but people get up and go to work there.
So what?
They care for their families there.
Pause. Doesn't change the fact it's a shithole.
What the fuck? It doesn for their families there. Pause. Doesn't change the fact it's a shithole. What the fuck?
It doesn't change the facts.
They go to work there.
Yeah, and make fucking shit wages.
Come home to trash and drug and homeless people.
Doesn't change anything.
It's a beautiful speech.
I'm sure you'll be up for a Tony.
Don Cheadle will be hosting
Go ahead
They love their children
Who pledge allegiance to the flag
Just like people who live in
No they don't
No they don't
I bet you can find a district where they're trying to stop
The pledge allegiance to the flag
But go ahead
Districts of congressmen who support you sir
They are Americans too we'll be right back
you can't handle the truth
quiet quiet like a bitch
you can act like a man what's the matter with you
look at him You can act like a man. What's the matter with you?
Look at him.
Burt Reynolds used to do that.
It was in an article in Playboy how they made him cry.
You'd have to pull a nose here.
He had no feelings like me.
It doesn't change, Mr. Blackwell. Is this the guy that judges clothes and tells you
only Rich knows what I'm talking about right
remember Blackwell in the 80s he's the guy that would
yeah thanks for having that
yeah I do
the word infested is where they went crazy in other words these cities are infested with black
and brown people he's comparing them to rough that was the whole take they had a problem with
infested which he uses all the time not it had nothing to do with right i'm sorry and it doesn't
change it you can cry all you goddamn want.
Anyways, let's move on, shall we?
I told you guys on Monday about Facebook taking down one of my ads for Breath of Fresh Air.
We put a clip up.
Here's what they pulled it down.
So finally I'm being noticed, which means my internet team is doing their job your page has a
violation
Facebook community standards and policy standards and policy
violations could lead to limitations
such as page unpublishing
reduce distribution
and more
recent violations hate speech
with a big fucking red triangle
your content
was removed by Facebook for going against our community.
What community is that?
Community of fucking nerds with paper skin?
The trigger generation?
Wah!
Wah, wah, wah, wah.
So they yanked it down.
And again, this is a bittersweet moment for me.
It's like, okay, fuck you. But another part is like, oh, good, I'm finally on the radar.
And I appreciate Facebook and all you do for us people.
You know, having a whole generation live to see one of these.
I get fake friends.
Oh, I put a picture of me up in the fucking above-ground pool in Ohio.
Three thumbs up.
Jack-offs.
Even though people who work at Facebook have actually come out and said that it's bias,
here's my clip of what they had a problem with from Breath of Fresh Air.
You can watch it on YouTube.
It's up to right under 600,000 views in three months.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I fucking love Trump.
Don't curse me. Wants to build a wall.
I think that's stupid.
Why build a fucking wall
when you have machine guns
and flamethrowers?
Another great joke
wasted on faggy, liberal,
mind-fucked MSNBC watchers.
Pause.
Pause.
I'm saying that to my fans.
I'm calling them liberal fags.
That's on me. But I think that was probably the problem. I used the word fag.
I'm not kidding you. They had no problem with a flamethrower, the shooting of illegals.
I said fag.
I'm guessing there's some gay people that work in the upper echelons of Facebook who went, Ah, flag it! That's hate, I swear. I'm telling you, that's the fucking, that's the word that might have done it, but go ahead.
We don't even talk about using weapons to defend.
What a fucking, where are we?
You gonna tell me if you picked off
one of those creeps coming over the fence
anybody else would follow for the next 10 years?
Answer me.
Answer me, you fucks.
Nope.
Okay, you don't have to kill him.
That's a little too medieval for you people.
Okay, just a super soaker filled with cat piss.
Just fucking drench him.
And filled with solution.
Be inventive with the wall.
Make it like the green monster at Fenway.
You don't put seats at the top, people with rifles.
Every time an illegal gets killed,
the guy comes out and puts a one-up on the board.
Put up a crooked number, Trump.
I will.
Trump actually had a great idea during...
He couldn't have come up with this line.
Somebody must have given him this line.
They were saying, the press a couple weeks ago,
a wall is medieval.
And Trump goes, well, a wheel is medieval. We're still using that.
It's a great fucking line. Best line ever.
You should compromise. Make the wall out of wheels. 30 feet. That wouldn't work.
The Mexican side would be missing hubcaps after the first three weeks.
Or they'd be floating across the river with the tires.
There's a hole in the wall.
Let's float through that thing.
Oh, my goodness.
That was hate-filled because I meant all that.
So you guys tell me what they had a problem with.
I still think it's the word.
I swear to God.
They can't believe that I believe we're going to build a wall out of wheels.
Although I really do bring
up the point when we talk about protecting our
borders, we don't even
mention lethal. I mean, if you really
believe in invasion, and I'm not saying
shoot, but I am saying rubber bullets.
I'm not kidding. Tiny land
mines. Tiny ones.
Not that will blow you apart
like in World War I, but ones that will
just stun your feet. Make you feel like in World War I, but ones that will just stun your feet,
make you feel like your feet are asleep.
You couldn't blow the foot off because, like I said,
how's a guy going to clean your pool and cut your lawn with a stump?
So that's what they had a problem with and took it down.
So it's amazing to me that, again, I'm happy that I'm on the radar,
but everybody knows.
You heard the people laughing.
They know.
They know that I'm a comic.
I have a license to say all kinds of stuff.
Deke, did you see anything there that you would throw into the?
No, not at all.
Why am I asking you?
You think just like I do?
Somebody go find a liberal in the fucking front building.
But that's where we are, folks.
I couldn't be prouder to be part of the counterculture now.
They're making me into a Lenny Bruce.
And trust me, there's plenty of legal Latinos who are for the wall.
That's been documented.
But who is Facebook to tell you that's hate speech?
Okay?
And Google.
And that's what's going to happen during the election.
Don't tell me it's not going to affect the election.
And I've said it again.
Don't worry about China interfering or Russia.
Worry about the big tech companies.
They control every bit of information that you guys get on the internet to decide how
you're going to vote. So that's what you should be worried about. I'm just a comic having some
fun with a point of view that they don't like. And Zuckerberg, I will find your house. I know
where your parents live because it's in Westchester County. I think you have a cat.
I think you have a cat.
Anyway, somebody who knows something about this is a guest that we've had on the show before.
And he's been out there fighting this battle.
He's got a very popular show on YouTube.
If you remember, he was caught up in the whole Vox thing where they whacked about 100 conservative shows.
They demonetized people.
They took their shows off the air,
and they went after Dennis Prager.
But our guest today, and he's a great guy.
We've had him on before,
is Vince James from the Red Elephants.
And this guy knows because he was demonetized after that whole Vox scandal
and that little pussy, Maza,
who went on some rampage.
Vince, how you doing, buddy?
Thanks for joining the show
good nice to talk to you again what is what is the latest vince um are you still you can't uh
you're still demonetized yeah yeah correct the main channel has been completely demonetized
you know that means no super chats, none of this, no revenue.
Even if someone wanted to personally give a super chat, that is disallowed right now on the channel.
But that's just, it's fine.
It's just to de-incentivize me, right?
This is what they're trying to do.
They're trying to de-incentivize me from continuing on.
And, of course, it does the opposite.
Right.
We do the opposite.
We just go harder than ever.
And the thing is, when you get caught up in that Vox thing, it started with Crowder going
after this Mazza guy and making jokes, again, about his sexuality, whatever.
And then, so you were like collateral damage.
I mean, you weren't the cause of this whole mess, but they scooped you up.
Why?
Because they look at how many followers you have and that you're popular?
Is that how it works?
Yeah, there was a bunch of channels that got demonetized.
I think we have the list on TheRedElephants.com of all the channels that got demonetized.
There was also channels that got outright banned completely, just completely deleted
from YouTube.
Channels that have been on YouTube for years, multiple years, masked thousands upon thousands of subscribers,
and they were completely wiped during the whole Carlos Maza.
It was like a switch.
They switched and everything was, thousands of channels were affected.
Yeah, so they had a list and they just went bing, bing, bing, bing.
So if anybody says that I'm paranoid, Vince, is that people think like us about this bias.
I mean, we have empirical evidence now. Well, let me ask you a question. If anybody says that I'm paranoid, Vince, is that people think like us about this bias.
I mean, we have empirical evidence now.
Well, let me ask you a question.
They talk about breaking up, which isn't going to happen soon.
It'll take forever because anything that goes through the legal system.
But you think eventually they're going to break up these big tech companies?
You know, it would be nice to see. problem is is that there's lots of money going
to lobbyists and politicians in order for that not to happen so i think that facebook jumped
something like i can't remember the number but it was a very high number money that i'll never
sort of a number i'll never see in my entire life right of working went to lobbyists and
eventually into politicians pockets so there's a very strong push against it.
At the federal level, my whole thing is at the state level, if state politicians,
if we were able to encourage our congressmen or our senators to file some sort of a legislation within our state legislature
that would say that we're going to fine these tech companies $100,000 each time they take a post down for hay speech,
that might get the ball rolling and we can do it in a federalist manner instead of at
the federal level, which is very difficult to get done.
Josh Hawley is certainly a ray of hope, I think, if we look at some of the things that
he has talked about and some of the legislation that he has proposed proposed but it's very difficult to get something like that at the federal
level with all the the lobbyist money flowing around there the um did you see the clip i just
played for my special that they have a problem with i didn't i came in i think probably at the
end okay i used the word uh i was yelling at my, I mean, it's tongue-in-cheek.
They're obviously not, I call them faggy liberals
because they didn't laugh at one joke.
I've been known to do that.
I've actually had other comics bust my balls and go,
will you take it easy?
Not everything's funny.
But I swear to God, in the bit, I talk about the wall,
and I said, first of all, I think the wall's stupid.
Why do we need a wall?
We have machine guns and flamethrowers.
Right, right, right.
But then I called my audience for not laughing or whatever.
I said, I swear to God, that's the problem.
Who wrote about you?
Well, it was Facebook just put up.
Specifically, I don't know if it was anybody specific, right, Jason?
It was just Facebook in general pulling it down, saying that it was hate speech.
Oh, you know. So, like I said, one part, I'm thrilled that I'm on their radar, but I do need the money.
You know, I'm still flat. Yeah. I posted the video of the the the the young gentleman dumping water on police officers in New York City on Instagram.
And that was taken down for hate speech recently, too.
I think just this morning I got an alert from Instagram saying that that was hate speech to post a video of that happening.
So, you know, that's just the way that it goes. Of course, we're never going to win.
You posted it without any like inflammatory language. It was just the video.
I just said something. I said something to the effect of i posted the video i said something to the effect of police should
just stop going into these areas until this stops i think something like that i can't remember
exactly the wording that i phrased but maybe that was they determined that as hate speech but it was
just but really the content was just the video of them dumping water on police officers, which I know you obviously heard is a trend going on.
Yeah. Now it's happening in Atlanta. And but how now how seriously anybody being unbiased looking at that, how could that somehow be interpreted as hate speech?
that, how could that somehow be interpreted as hate speech?
You're defending the cops in law and order against a bunch of punks.
And in New York, they found a few of those guys.
One kid was a gang member.
And that's where we're at, thanks to fucking de Blasio and people like him.
Shocker. Yeah, it seems like the whole Baltimore thing and the whole New York thing and the whole Detroit thing and the whole St.
Louis thing and all the rest, and especially with them calling Trump racist now recently for his tweets about Baltimore.
It seems like that's just all fake.
It's just all fake news.
Baltimore is actually a great city to live in.
And I would encourage you to.
It's very cheap.
You can move right in there.
No worries whatsoever. Detroit's an awesome city as well.
I think, you know, parts of New York where these police officers are getting attacked with water, I would certainly be.
I would not be hesitant to move into that wonderful area. I think that it's just all fake news.
I think Trump is a racist and I agree with Elijah Cummings.
I have timeshare. I have a timeshare condo in Detroit and Baltimore, and I share it with crackheads.
Right, just sleeping on crackheads.
I go, listen, Tyrone, I got my kids here for the summer, and we want to enjoy the—
Comes with a hammock.
Comes with a hammock on the front porch.
It comes with a...
It comes with a Kevlar hammock and...
I mean, what the fuck?
The rule of law.
And that's when I get nervous.
We're talking to Vince James from the Red Elephants.
That's when I get nervous.
When the law starts giving the law the finger.
In other words, like the sanctuary cities saying, we'll do what we want fuck federal law i mean that that's when i have a buddy who's a cop
for 30 years my and he goes and he's a lawyer now but he goes that's when you get nervous when the
law is given the finger to the law that's when shit unravels fast and that's what the dams are
running on i mean right are you shitting me what What are your feelings in 2020? Do you think this whole thing is still thinking about impeachment? You know, they're talking about impeachment. Nadler, he has a beef, a personal beef with Trump that goes way back. I was too lazy to read the article. I kept looking at his fat face, his picture from 1970 when he looked like a red elephant, let's be honest.
Anyway, he looked like a red elephant, let's be honest.
Yeah, I think I think I don't think that they're going to pursue that unless Nancy Pelosi feels extremely pressured by all sides to pursue impeachment, which she does.
The reason why she's not going to do that is because she knows what happened to the Republicans in the subsequent election after they pushed for impeachment with Bill Clinton.
It's not a popular thing.
I mean, look at all the polling. It's not a popular. People just want to get back to normal.
They don't want to hear about Mueller anymore. No one cares about Mueller. It's like the the least popular thing ever. No one cares about Mueller. It's over now.
Let's just let's just get past it. That entire thing backfired completely on the Democrats, as I'm sure you've seen.
The Mueller looked like a senile or at least he was playing the play.
Looked like he was playing the part of a senile man.
But you I think you just hit it on the head.
I that that was my take on it, that he was he's such a good like a lawyer and liar.
They're fucking synonymous. He was he was acting just like the fucking black guy in
CNN that was crying. Mueller was acting like
Mr. Magoo. What page you on?
I, you know, the first
five minutes I was buying it, I go, this guy's senile.
But then he kept laying it on.
They would quote him. He goes,
who said that? They're like, you fucking said it.
No, I didn't.
It's in your report.
What do you mean? I swear to god he met with deniro and took
classes classes for a week and but here's the thing you say that uh look people are sick of
the mullet hoax and all this shit but now i just saw a poll uh today the fox news poll it said like
47 percent want to impeach 45 percent don't so somebody's buying it are they not i don't know only 40 of the country votes
so you know only 40 of the eligible voting population votes i think that's what the
numbers is we don't really know what the majority of the population truly feels until it all comes
down to it but the fact of the matter is is that they're just really they're we just need to let
them we i think that we need to sit back a little bit and let them kind of destroy themselves
because that's what's going on here.
Everyone knows, we have people denying reality.
Everyone knows that Baltimore is a shithole.
Everyone knows that Trump, why is it racist for Trump to say that Baltimore is a shithole?
Everyone knows it's a shithole.
Even people like Don Lemon know that Baltimore is a shithole. He lives it's a shithole. Even people like Don Lemon know that Baltimore is a shithole.
He lives in Sag Harbor, which is like
90% white. Even he chooses to
live around white people.
He's white.
You can't find antique shops in
downtown Baltimore.
Who knows more about shitholes than Don Lemon?
Listen.
Was that a gay joke? No, I was just saying.
But you're right.
He lives in Sag Harbor.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
So you think it's going to, first of all, as far as impeachment,
you have to be guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors.
I don't even know what the hell that is.
What would be the specific charge?
I don't know.
They wanted the soundbite.
All they wanted was that soundbite.
Trump, I did not exonerate Trump for obstruction of justice.
That's all it is.
It was a goalpost move from collusion to obstruction of justice.
And all they wanted was the soundbite that they can use forever of Mueller saying,
I did not exonerate Trump for obstruction of justice.
But the problem is the whole entire thing, whether he was acting or not,
it just made them look more ridiculous than they already were looking.
And, you know, on top of the whole infighting with AOC and Pelosi
and all this other stuff that's going on.
And, of course, like all the anti-white hatred coming from the media,
I think that
we're just going to see views harden over time.
And as long as something drastic doesn't happen, no October surprises that's going to hurt
Trump in the election, I think he's going to come away with an easy win.
That's my opinion on that.
Wouldn't it be funny that right before the 2020 race, all of a sudden they have footage
of Trump at a hotel in Russia, two hookers peeing on each other, his belly laughing,
he's in his under...
I think that might
increase his voting.
I was just going to say that!
It's the only things I liked about Bill
Clinton. All the shit that they hated about Clinton
was the only stuff I liked about him. He snorted
coke. He had a bad temper. Not that
he was raping women, but you know, he was
all the stuff to make a guy a guy.
So, uh, it's ridiculous. So let me ask you, before I let you women, but, you know, he was all the stuff to make a guy a guy. So it's ridiculous.
So let me ask you before I let you go.
Who do you think is going to as far as the Dems, who's going to be the nominee?
I mean, Biden's in his late hundreds.
He has osteoporosis.
He makes Mueller look fucking sharp.
Who do you see?
Kamala Harris hates white people and men.
Bernie Sanders is almost irrelevant with his fucking socialist horse shit.
Pete Buttigieg, I'd like to punch him right in his midget face. Go ahead.
Bernie Sanders is just trying to make more money so he can purchase his Ford.
He's just trying to get that money, get those shekels while he can.
Whoa! Shekels?
Oh, sorry, I forgot. You are going to get in deep shit for shekels while you can. Whoa! Shekels! Oh, sorry, I forgot. You are going to get
in deep shit for shekels. We all know
that's an anti-Jewish
term. Right, right, right.
Shekels!
I was referring to it
in the, I guess,
in the not-Jewish way.
I used to say that
when my landlord looked for the rent.
What do you want, your shekels?
But I think that he's just trying to get his money.
I think that he's just trying to make as much money as possible.
I think that Kamala Harris, though, I think that she has the potential to get the endorsement from Barack Obama because, you know, they're basically the same skin color.
So he would probably prefer.
Same sex, too.
Same sex, too.
They wear the same jeans.
They both wear helmets when they ride bikes.
A couple of fucking fruits.
Right.
So I think that Barack Obama would probably prefer to endorse someone like Kamala Harris. And she is rising in the polls, by the way, pretty steadily.
As you said, Biden, he's old as dirt.
And then I think that's pretty
much about it i don't really think anyone else is is too close behind are they in the average
i don't think so you'd say kamala uh right now you'd say kamala harris is has the edge i would
say kamala harris would have the edge it depends on what the campaigning of course it depends on
future debates but i think her attack her strategic attack on Biden during the last debate, I think it was intelligent on her part.
And I think that that was probably one of the main drivers of her rising in the polls so quickly.
Were you at Daytona?
I just heard cars going by at 100 miles an hour.
The car going behind you.
I'm in a different room in the house because I have something going on in the
regular room where I typically record at.
I know what's going on. You're packing
canned goods and guns and shit for the
shit goes down.
Hey, Vince,
I appreciate you taking the time, man.
Keep up the good fight, and
we're with you on all this as far as
demonetization. It's fucking fascism
from the left, so keep your chin up and we'll talk soon again, I hope.
They're communists.
They're certainly communists.
I think communists and fascists, while tactics are sometimes similar,
I think that we have to make that difference.
We have to make that difference known.
They're communists.
These communists are winning in the culture
war, and hopefully we can
intervene. There we go.
It's Vince
James, everybody, from the Red Elephants.
We'll talk to you soon. Thank you.
Take care.
I like that guy.
I like he's in a paneled, nondescript
room somewhere, in a bunker.
Kamala.
Kamala.
Kamala.
What are the odds?
I mean, we had our first male black president.
He was the worst president in history.
You're going to follow up with a black broad?
I mean, chick.
I mean, woman.
I can't take this out of my mouth.
I'm like a three-year-old with a pacifier.
Oh, I just heard a...
I got a fucking lung whistle.
I might as well be in Nam swallowing Agent Orange.
Like I said, I know five years from now,
I'm going to be laying on the couch at three in the morning,
and a lawyer's going to come on.
Hi, did you or a loved one use the Juul nonstop around the clock from 2017 to 2019?
Do you have shit in your blood or blood in your shit?
Shit in your blood.
It has nothing to do with smoking.
Anyways, let's move on, shall we?
So as far as my Facebook thing being pulled down, it's important because, ladies and gentlemen,
we stream live free on Mondays on Facebook and stuff.
So this is why you guys might want to think about Patreon if you want to get more of the shows.
And, you know, I might have to find another.
Hopefully not.
Hopefully they're not that biased.
But, Jesus, there's no evidence of that.
So it's a good warning.
Speaking of people who lose their temper other than Elijah Cummings,
anybody see my boy Trevor Bauer?
He's a pitcher for the Indians.
He was having a bad day.
And I kind of like this silliness.
I know people go, oh, you know.
But give me a, show me a good loser.
I'll show you a fucking loser.
And this guy acted like, this is how I acted in high school.
I just, I, hold on there, fucking jumpy.
Again, where are you going, to clean your toilets?
No.
Jesus, Jason, relax.
I will give you the cue.
I will throw a baseball at you head at 90 miles an hour
oh by the way speaking of baseball did you see what my boys did to the Yankees anal rape for
three nights straight they lost last night but did you see the runs they put up 19 in the first
game 10 or 11 on the next nine or whatever I couldn't even it was like watching football it was extra points and shitting
oh my god they are red hot everybody's scared of the red socks because they are the defense
and they're getting this shit together just make a move the trade deadlines on wednesday
make a move will you the worst thing they did was not bringing kimball back and keeping joe kelly
but i don't that's all math and luxury taxes. We don't
get into that. We live that for the mathematicians
and economists like Bernie Sanders
who thinks teachers should be paid
like baseball. But anyways, Trevor Bauer,
he lost his shit on Sunday.
They lost to the Royals 9-6
and Frank Kona
came out to take him out.
He says he was mad at himself when he did this.
I don't know. You guys decide.
Before he came out, watch this. He turns and
fires it. Thankfully, he threw it against
the board so there was nobody in the seats
there to get hit with it. But you don't
do that when your manager's coming out. It's
disrespectful. So Francona's going,
what the heck was that? And Fargo's, my bad.
Skip, I'm sorry. And he goes,
go grab some pie and I'm going to see you in a little bit.
You know what I'm laughing at?
The center fielder who had his back to,
imagine if he threw it on a line and drilled him in the back.
But you hear that, oh, lucky he didn't hurt any fans.
Nobody sits out there.
And even if they did, it's a fly ball.
It's not like he threw a fucking cutter.
But he lost his temper
because, you know, he blew
a fielding play
and a couple runs scored and he lost
his shit. I'm as mad as hell
and I'm not going to take this anymore!
So Frank Conner let into him
a little bit.
But here he is after the game.
And, again, boys can't be boys.
You've got to go out and make the fucking – I don't know who wrote this.
Maybe he's a pretty eloquent kid, but this sounded like it was right from a lawyer or his agent.
They sent him a text going, say this.
Are you going to be – because it's a trade deadline.
People are looking at this kid.
So go ahead.
I just wanted to say a couple things. First and foremost, I owe a sincere apology to all my teammates,
my coaching staff, the organization, and all the fans
for how I conducted myself today.
It was unbecoming.
It was childish, unprofessional.
There's no place for it in the game.
I'm happy that it didn't result in any physical injury for anybody else.
I realize that it put people in danger.
I want to be clear that my frustrations were with myself
and my inability to stop the situation.
It was unbecoming.
No, it wasn't.
You know what it showed?
You have a great arm.
If I'm a fucking GM looking for a relief pitcher, I'm all over you.
Look, he's got a temporary.
He just threw that ball 400 feet.
I think he's a marketing genius.
His stock just went up.
Jackie Bradley, who has maybe the best arm in baseball,
you know what he did at Fenway?
Like this was preseason or something.
He was in his street clothes.
He was in his jeans and, like, a polo shirt.
He threw the ball from a home plate
into the fucking center field bleachers at Fenway.
Imagine having a gun like that.
You wouldn't need a real gun.
Somebody's breaking into your car, you fucking just pick
up a rocket or go throw them like a hollow point bullet. Why couldn't I have been born
with a W? Anyways, Trevor Bauer with his nice apology and shit. But you know what? I'm telling
you, man, that doesn't bother. Trust me. And Frank Kona is a funny son of a bitch. I'm
sure he had him into the office after and goes, dude, what are you doing? I know he joked
about it. I'm hoping.
I'm hoping. But Bauer's
name has been tied to plenty of rumors,
but his actions on Sunday may not have helped him
attract other clubs. I disagree.
The Tribe's righty had been hot over the last
nine starts, going 5-1.
This is over nine starts.
That's a good sample size.
2.82 ERA.
He finished his afternoon with eight runs charged to his name,
seven earned on nine hits with four walks and six strikeouts.
So he kind of, you know, he didn't have a good game.
And you blew it!
You blew it!
No, I don't think he did.
What did Terry Francona say?
He said, so many things went wrong in that inning.
Number one, I was managing.
No.
We lost a ball on the sun.
We get the tapper back to the mound.
He fucks that up.
I'm paraphrasing.
There's a walk or two mixed in, some hits and a couple balls that weren't hit hard.
It seemed like everything that could have happened did.
When the tribe skipper reached the rubber, Bauer put his hand on Francona's shoulder,
tapped his chest, saying, my bad.
Shown his reaction was about his performance rather than being directed toward Francona.
That's just between us.
Francona said when they asked what his math.
I love how the announcers asked that question.
What did you say?
Mind your fucking business.
I said that was a hell of a toss.
We're going to put you at third.
Anyways, it wouldn't bother me.
I'm for that type of foolish foolishness finally tonight let's end a
on a light note shall we we know the weather's hot out there the uk's experience
unbelievable it's so hot in the uk the muslims are taking off their fucking scarves and shit
showing their ankles that's how hot it is in england
as temperatures soar to unbearable highs today experts are urging women
not to try this one thing at home.
Let me guess, making your husband a sandwich?
Some women might become, listen to this,
some women might become so desperate for relief from the heat
that they actually consider inserting ice lollies.
That would be a popsicle.
Ice lollies, what a faggy country.
Fucking ice lollies. That would be a popsicle. Ice lollies. What a faggy country. Fucking ice lollies.
I stuck an ice lolly
in my thing thing.
They might consider
inserting ice lollies
into their vaginas
believing that
it would help.
My vagina's angry.
It's hot too.
It is. It vagina's angry. It's hot, too. It is.
It's pissed off.
Who's got a nutty buddy?
Dr. Sarah Welch warned women not to put ice lollies anywhere near their genitals.
Can you believe I'm reading this?
She said the vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin,
hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body.
You know, like you stick a Popsicle in your ass, nobody says anything.
If they come in contact with a vagina, it can cause infections, irritations, and damage.
The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina.
You know, like when you put your tongue on a fucking metal pole when you're a kid at the bus stop.
Are you comparing my pussy to a mailbox?
Yes.
The ice
can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina
and cause real trauma
and damage. That's what she says
and I believe her.
Dr. Wells says that the sugar
in the lolly
Okay, so get sugar-free ones.
I just saw that potentially disrupt the natural PHE of the vagina,
which always smells like a bed of roses, as we know.
And if all that didn't sound horrible enough,
there's also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you, if you're lucky.
Anybody seen my almond crunch?
Oh, I saw Diane with it in the bathroom.
A cool shower without internal douching and keeping well hydrated should suffice.
Remember that, D.
In June, listen to this, in June a nurse begged ladies not to try, listen to this,
this they call men dumb.
In June a nurse begged ladies not to try and vacuum their periods after two young women were hospitalized for doing just that.
They took a dirt vac to their friend.
She claimed the woman aged 19 and 23 had used a Hoover to try and suck up the blood and end their periods early.
I would, I gotta be honest, I'd do the same thing, huh?
You're a chick, you got a date with an underwear model, you're like, for Christ's sake, I'm bleeding like the fucking stuck pig here.
Why didn't they just put a tampon in the freezer?
Not a bad question.
I do that all the time.
I suck on them.
Blood popsicles.
Over the last few months, females have also been urged not to put, listen to this,
garlic, parsley, or cucumbers in their vagina.
It's a pussy.
It's not a roast chicken.
Jesus.
Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. I am. I put two pieces of turkey and then some lettuce. Ladies, don't put popsicles
in your vagina. That's what they say. You know, you do freeze pops. They're in plastic.
We have those Magnum ice cream bars. That's what happens here in the United States.
we have those magnum ice cream bars that's what happens here in the United States
I was going to end the show
on a high note you fucking weasel
you sucked the wind out of the room
that was Rich weighing in who's recently
unemployed
he's got plenty of job offers
he's going to work
at Belk selling hats
to black women during Easter
alright that's a Southern joke, folks.
That is it for today.
I want to thank...
Go ahead.
We've got super chats and drive-bys.
Super chats?
Well, I didn't know we had super chats.
Rich too busy making funny jokes.
Go ahead with the super chats.
Hurry up.
SimpleLogic90 said,
Nick loved the show.
Trump didn't say anything
that wasn't shown in The Wire on HBO.
Exactly right.
And the guy who directed or created it, Simon, is bad-mouthing Trump.
He goes, Trump wouldn't have the balls to come down here.
Yeah, you're making his point for him, dummy.
Go ahead.
Nate said, Nick just wanted to say hey.
Hi, Nate.
How are you?
Thank you for the money.
And President Trump was in the room.
He said, Nick, the Red Sox suck, but you're okay.
Obviously, a New Yorker who's bitter.
But anyways, Mr. Trump loves me and loves my comedy.
You'll see real soon when I break into the White House and climb over the fence and force him at gunpoint to watch my special.
All right, here's a fire.
We do a drive-by segment.
Jason goes out on the weekends because he's not cleaning his apartment. And He films people. Let's take a look at what you got, Jason.
It's David Letterman sitting there with Whoopi Goldberg.
Oh, a Mets shirt. Jason, did you see that? Pause. You know what?
Go back to the guys on the bench.
Look it.
You know what's funny?
That guy could pause.
That guy could be a serial killer.
We're all laughing right now.
That lady's drug next to him.
He's had, she looks pregnant.
Is that a lady?
The fuck is that?
A relief picture for the A's.
How do we know that broad's not kidnapping drug?
Look, he's just sitting there out in the open.
Go ahead.
Next.
Let's go.
This is a Ron White concert Jason went to.
I want, I don't know how, but somebody get that lady's address. I can't get lats like that.
Look at the back.
You could play handball off that.
Jesus Christ, is she bigger than her husband, who's 6'8", 270.
That's a white CeCe Sabathia.
And Fox News girls are at the show.
See all the blondes?
Next.
throughout the show. See all the blondes?
Next.
I have no idea what to say about this one.
It's an interracial couple.
Ted Danson and she puts her hat on.
Looks like a Mets hat.
She's a baseball fan and
he's a fan of what? Irrigating
ditches? What's with the fucking hat?
And the cart.
Who knows what's in there?
I'm guessing a baby who's burning to death in that sun.
As they enjoy drinks.
Next.
Holy shit.
Freddie Mercury's ghost is alive and well.
Check out Freddie Mercury in the red shirt.
That is a tight ass.
I'm not gay, but I'm just saying.
And these three girls don't even notice it.
Watch.
Look.
Nothing.
They have their gaydar on.
He's heading, obviously, to a port-o-toilet with his life partner for a quick handjob
before they go to the Abba...
Abba...
Whatever concert.
Cover band.
Go ahead.
Here is a white cop dressed as a fat black woman looking for weed in this guy's hat.
Don't touch your shit, bitch.
I'll stab you.
Look at that.
I have no idea what is under the hat.
You know what's under the hat?
She put a pot roast under there like a week ago.
Sure it ain't in there, Tyrone.
All right, next.
I'm glad we did this.
Dude, what's wrong?
Dude, get it.
There you go.
This is what you find on Tinder, ladies.
All right, I didn't ask you to play it again.
Fuckhead.
See the number 238?
Those are the number of STDs he's had from fucking plants.
This guy's humping a fern.
What broad wouldn't want a piece of him?
Look at him.
He's going to be the fourth blue-collar
guy.
This is what girls find on
fucking dating apps.
Do not come on that
fern. Go ahead.
Holy
shit! It's the black
Willy Wonka.
Look, he's got $10,000 rims on an $8 bike.
That is just...
All right, that's enough.
I've had enough.
All right.
Those are drive-bys we do every now and then.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much again.
Thanks to Vince James, Red Elephants.
We appreciate him coming on the show.
Nickdip.com for all your tour dates.
This show drops at 7 o'clock tonight.
I should probably mention that.
A breath of fresh air.
I think we're going to hit 600,000 the next day or so.
Anything else?
Cameo.com.
Anything, Jason?
New dates in Vegas this September.
Vegas dates.
I already read those, and you bring them up again.
I don't have them in front of me.
What are they?
They are September 26th through the 28th.
There you go, 26th through the 28th.
And that's my manager Tommy's room.
It looks like a showcase room that Frank Sinatra would sing in.
It is stunning.
And it's going to be a great club.
When Tommy runs a thing, he does it right.
So I'll be there, okay?
And I actually can't wait.
I don't look forward to too many gigs anymore until I'm on stage, you know,
staying at the Motel 6 in Nashville really gets on my nerves.
All right.
We will remember you guys.
Thank you.
I will say it.
You're very welcome.
And thank you again for supporting the show.
We will see you on Patreon tomorrow.
Take care of yourselves, everybody. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ We'll be right back. guitar solo We'll see you next time.