The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems, Media: Let's Kill Trump| Nick Di Paolo Show #1624

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the 2nd Assassination attempt and much more! Use promo code NICKDIP to double your money on your 1st MyBookie deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.website/NICKDIP Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! SEE NICK LIVE: 9/27/24 - Wise Guys - Jordan Landing, UT 9/28/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV 9/29/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV TIX:  https://www.nickdip.com/tour  For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

Music playing We'll do it live. We'll do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live fuck it do it live I can write it and we'll do it live fucking thing sucks never old I put that right up there with the fuck you that Mel in Scarface my mother cops sitting at the going, don't go too far Tony. I know Mel, you are.

Fuck you! It's the best fuck you in the history of. Matter of fact, I think I use it as a sound drop, don't I? Fuck you! I don't know. If I don't, it's very dis-. How are you folks? Slow news week. I got some egg salad recipes for you though I'm getting veneers I'm having a big month next month. I got two gigs plus the the fucking eleven bucks. I make here. I'm getting veneers I'm gonna look like mr. Fucking Ed had a baby with AOC giant choppers. You're gonna love it

had a baby with AOC, giant choppers. You're going to love it. You're going to love it. Do you believe it? Me and Dallas came in here today and talked for probably 40 minutes before we even brought up the assassination attempt. That's how commonplace and how predictable. And the left is just, I keep thinking of that comic. I saw a clip at the at the Comedy Cell a young

comic got a great joke going I don't know if our government did it but he goes if you think about it that's what it would look like if they try to assassinate meaning the first one you know botched fucked up and you people on the left and I know none of you's watch this show but I'll give it to you my fans and you can I'm looking at myself as you be looking up there can't help it fucking foreheads growing I'm distracted but just tell your lefty friends really you're still gonna vote Democrat you want you put all the shit aside put it all aside after the second attempt

right there you wouldn't go this I think this guy earned my boat but you won't because you're you know what you're as bad as the cocksuckers who make up the Democrat Party because you keep them in power and it used to be I wouldn't put politics in front of my friends a bit steeper than that now I get a feeling I'm not gonna be saying too much to people who disagree with me politically anymore because it's not about politics now. Now you're just fucking with it. And where's our guys?

If this was 100th as racist as this country is and white supremacy and all that shit, wouldn't somebody have already, and I'm not implying anything, but somebody would have taken a pot shot at the Democrat candidate by now? I guess white people might be the most, they're lambs. And again I'm not condoning that shit. I'm just saying everything out of your mouth to people who vote Democrat and again probably this is an echo chamber show. I don't know. Just tell them to fuck off. Don't let them come over to watch football. They're sick bastards. That's all I got to say. Gee, oh, this was just a crazy fucking dude. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

Once again, I'm in the kitchen. I think I'm causing these assassination attempts. I'm always at the stove like a bitch going, what? Tasting my gravy. I do a spit take. The president was shot and I go, pfft. It's the silliest thing I've ever heard. What the fuck? I don't even know what to say other than you shouldn't be that surprised we've said it on this show. And I'm not saying like I was going to say

because a hundred other people have said it whether it be on TV or here that you know they were going to try to get them again and who's running the country right now you think that has anything to do with it you don't think Xi Jinping is sitting next to Putin eating popcorn cracking up some oval Redenbacher's and fucking watching this and going wow this would be a good time to hit who knows where this guy came from I know you right now you're supposed to think he's just a nut from North Carolina originally and shit who that who knows we got some footage of him that you know proves he's fucking cuckoo but already there's a lot of interesting shit out there I'm trying it's a very fluid story as they say in the business you know he's fucking cuckoo. But already there's a lot of interesting shit out there. I'm trying, it's a very fluid story as they say in the business. You know he's from North Carolina.

They, the FBI raided his house I guess today or yesterday. There's a truck with a Harris Biden bumper sticker on it. But Harris and Biden and the media, Lester Holt you sucker of Satan's cock and everybody you work with at NBC, saying that Trump is to blame for this because of his rhetoric. Yet this jerk off who took a shot at him, this second guy, actually has used quotes online of democracy is on the ballot this year. Exact words coming out of Biden's mouth, Harris's mouth. But it's, according to the media, it's Trump's rhetoric that has to be toned down because he has a problem with immigrants in Springfield.

Nice pivot. You guys are even lazy with your propaganda now. Lester Holt, how do you fucking sleep at night, you jerk off? He plays the pleasant, well-spoken black man, you know, clean articulate articulate words of Joe Biden. And he's fucking, he's the devil. Goes, that goes for the rest of all those fucking, those pigs at the view. If he ever does get killed, blood is all over your fucking hands. Joy Behar you asshole fucking ABC David Muir Lindsay Davis your pig face all of them MSNBC why isn't anybody docking why isn't any people on our

side doxxing I should say docking what are you a yacht fuck Nick why are you docking your boat next to mine? Doxing, that means putting personal information. I'm not saying to do it. I'm just surprised that people haven't been doxing. Like where Lester Holt lives or where Brian, oh, Brian Williams, what am I saying? He's gone. It's rough, I had an avalpy on last night.

You know, you know what I'm saying? Is there any pushback coming from our side? Now Here's my theory. I put out three of them I Can't even remember them. They're on my phone. I gave everybody else but this show I Forgot I had a show why is my screen keep going dark? I Thinking now it's time for whoever's doing this and I really believe the CIA, it's an inside job. I think they're gonna fake one, kind of a fake attempt at Kamala.

So once again, they can go, look, both sides are doing it, because that's their favorite, they love it. Oh, both sides are, you know, the rhetoric, we gotta tone it down, both people are getting shot. And I know that you think that seems far-fetched, that's a level they fucking work at. A lot of people didn't believe there would be a second attempt on Trump's life. I mean, two minutes after it happened, Alex Jones on TV, the one everybody likes to laugh at going, oh, they're going to get him again.

I was saying it here, because you don't have to be fucking Matlock. Matlock? Holy shit. I was actually going to go with a Quincy reference. Guys, remember Jack Klugman as Quincy? I used to do an impression on every show, these kids are dying and nobody's doing nothing about it. That's what I sound like, believe it or not. Anyhow, yeah, so what more do you need to know about the fucking left and the people who vote for them? What more do you need to know? And then fucking they put out these obligatory, you know, Biden and douchebag Harris. Oh, I'm very alarmed, Kamala said.

I'm very alarmed about this second. Shut your fucking hole They don't even call Trump personally. They don't even like You know, I mean if you're gonna fake it fake it go visit him be like the godfather When they do that shit, you know Scarface When Frank tried to whack Tony then Tony comes in with a fucking bullet hole. Who did this to you, Tony?

You know what I'm saying? They don't even, they put out these obligatory, oh I'm glad he's alright. How fucking dare you? How stupid? If this doesn't so, well again, what am I saying? They're trying to kill him, so they're obviously going to try to steal it. But in a perfect world, world again this would be it or put push Trump over the finish line right now in a normal world she I wonder if he loves the country or not I'll remind you he doesn't have to be doing this do you understand that you understand it's a fucking zillionaire he could be golfing every day without getting shot at do you

understand that he could have quietly went away he you get it but in his 70s he runs for president again and you want me to believe I was talking about the second time but yes you want me to believe and put all that aside. You motherfuckers. You can look at Carmella Harris and this fucking guy. It's not like he was never president before and doesn't have a record to run on. You can look at this stupid bitch and she's a stupid bitch, this cackling dope who has done nothing in her fucking life. Nothing but put black guys in prison for weed. Apparently if you're a righty and you do that you're fucking, you know, racist. She's done nothing in her life. This guy's already served four years as president and done a pretty damn good job.

And you can go, I'm still checking Democrat, fuck you and everything you believe in, and your kids. I haven't met your kids yet, but I'm sure they're assholes. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Mr. DePaulo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be, unless they really wanted to be disliked. Why aren't you a shrink? You really dug deep on that one Bob huh I'm a real

fucking I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma delicious have you had the enigmas have you had to have you had the enigmas at the fucking you know what the cracker barrel hey they're revamping so make sure to check that up if you want to eat like your Klansman in 1940 with them biscuits out yo anyways it's just sickening I am making light of it all but fuck and Trump okay did you seek I don't know if you saw this Dallas this is the day they try to fucking kill him second time by the way I think a few hours after or that night what was it Saturday Sunday yesterday yesterday think it just anyways he puts on his work on his on

truth social and on acts or whatever he puts it's his account president you know, Trump's account, it says, oh for two. Balls. Balls of steel. I guess when you get the B78, you really don't give a fuck. He's had such a great life. How could you question his intentions or his sincerity at this point? Mother of God. And the left, the media, do they not get, there's no way to hold them accountable. There's no way, there's no way. I don't know. Fucking scare the shit out of them. Find them. Don't hurt them. You can't do that says people who aren't Italian. I'll fuck you goddamn thing. I hate the phone it's going to be the death of me. Hey boys and girls ladies and gentlemen football is back which means winning

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his sauce is a plant. This guy, when something breaks like this, guy in a shitty D movie. But I don't know where his sources are planted. This guy, when something breaks like this, he has a ton of shit. Here's him. I'll let him give you a rundown. You probably know a lot of this about what we know about this guy. He calls him Ralph.

Other people call his last name Ruth. I don't give a shit. But here's Ian Carroll, who's got quite a following. And then I just said to Dallas, how do I know that he's not a goddamn AI? But then I said wait a minute AI's never used for good Usually but let's listen to Ian Carroll and he'll give you a little fill in who this guy is that try to kill Trump So the new Trump assassin just dropped and there's some spicy just dropped already like it's a fucking album from Motown very strange guy who's Lived a very strange life and this time the guy was wise and archived all of his socials as much as possible before

The FBI took it all down. So here's some basics on what we know about him and one really interesting rabbit hole about Who he might be right off the bat though. it's super early. This is all speculative. Take your time. Pump the brakes. We're just digging through dirty laundry. We don't know what sticks yet. Yes, sir. This guy is a private American citizen who traveled to Ukraine on his own dime, question mark, to help recruit civilian soldiers to fight for Ukraine and Afghan special forces. Pause. But he's got no connections, I'm sure, to the White House or the fucking, the deep state. He just flew over there like he's going to New Jersey to watch a football game. The guy was recruiting soldiers for friggin' Ukraine.

You think he took the bait from the Democrats? Go ahead....cruiting on his Facebook page. Here's an archive of all of his tweets that look pretty damn automated to me. They pretty much all look like this. In a past life in Hawaii, he apparently ran this company that made a single tiny home and a single Facebook page and never did anything else with it. Super weird. But I grabbed everyone that he followed on Twitter before they deleted it. He only followed 60 and right down at the bottom of that list,

I think indicates his first follow is this girl named Sue Kim, who is ex CIA along with some other very interesting things. Now again, reminder, this is just speculation digging through Twitter dirt. Maybe this chick is just wonderful. Yeah, yeah, she's just a wonderful this guy. This is him going, don't kill me. I mean, this guy, you got to hand it to this frigging guy. He's got, well, as we say, balls on this prick. Go ahead. Well, patriotic person that's helping America, who knows? But her account is private, meaning why does he follow her?

I've been digging around and one of my followers said that they found her in the people that follow him back. I have not been able to confirm that for myself because they took the account down. If you've got a video of the 1.2 thousand followers that followed him, that would be great to know. He says that she was at the bottom of his followed list, meaning that she followed him right when he made the account. That would make sense, seeing as she's at the bottom of his following list of who he follows too. I mean, every asset needs a handler. And when you go through some of these other affiliations here, you get what is essentially the CIA training grounds at Johns Hopkins University. It explores the

relationship between politics and the many kinds of military power, from the use of terror by small non-state groups to the threatened use of nuclear weapons. Its director is John McLaughlin, who is literally an ex-acting director of the CIA and ex-dep acting director of the CIA and ex deputy director of the CIA? Three decade career at the CIA On the list of people at the top of this institution at the university They have a 30 year career in Army Special Forces various special operations Invading various countries as well as operation enduring freedom You get the idea. Anyways, Rand Corporation, that's a military industrial complex think tank,

kind of like the Atlantic Council, and LMI, all right, you get the idea. Yeah, no, no, no, nothing to look at there, no dirty connections, just a CIA woman and, we're so inept, our our government even when they try to whack somebody and Trump just kills me with his oh for toad man man you miss holy fucking moly but but but somebody made a good point nobody's running the country that's what's scary and and and people you don't think

other fucking the whole world's watching this it really is again i i don't know what else to say that and again the blame falls squarely on the democrat party always like let's stop calling it that because they're a criminal organization they're their Marxist organization in their propaganda arm which is ABC NBC CB fucking ass all the late legacy media this this shit couldn't happen the media covers for them and they still and and they're still sloppy about it and you think we're supposed to believe she can run the country she can't even fucking oh I hope he's alright I was very alarmed shut your fucking hole your wrinkle-neck pig alright Nick that's not necessary who said me that's who hey for

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