The Nick DiPaolo Show - DeSantis Bitch Slaps NHL | Nick Di Paolo Show #1337
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Thank you guys all so much. guitar solo I'll see you next time. great to be with you on a Tuesday. Is it Tuesday? It is a Tuesday.
Where do I get the balls wearing this? They haven't worked out in about a month.
What with the shingles attack.
And then I laid in friggin
a hotel bed
in Lexington.
You know, after I do two shows, I'm
wound to the fuckin...
I can't remember if it was Friday or Saturday
night.
I called Dom out.
Yeah, there, I admit it. I'm an Italian and I called Dom.
And I don't give a fuck what people say. When you get 19 drinks
in you, that tastes like 18-year-old ass.
Female ass.
Did I say that correctly? You know, what, with the
crust and stuff? Oh, gross.
No need to talk like that. What are you, six?
Yeah, fuck you. Anyways, gross. No need to talk like that. What are you, six? Yeah. Fuck you.
Anyways, yeah. What the fuck? I got this in the junior mist department. Size S. Yeah.
So, I don't know. What the hell? I don't know what I want to talk about today. What did
I do yesterday? I made pizza. Thank you. Okay. That's why you're
here. Honest to God. When I just ask myself what did I do yesterday, I go I played guitar
a little bit and didn't do anything. No. Tommy and his daughter who I never met before. You
think that might stick out? Eight-year-old daughter who's funnier than a mother and not she's not even trying to be funny
she already has this new york sarcastic streak in her i was genuinely i don't fake kids when
little kids tell me a joke i go that suck get out of here i don't fake it she's just fucking with
her snappy comebacks um really goddamn funny yeah so tomm Tommy comes over. Right now, Tommy weighs about 355.
He's so goddamn
funny. He eats a box of pralines
like they're fucking Thin Mints.
Brings over a bottle
of Screw, S-K-R-E-W
whiskey.
Whiskey, yeah. Peanut butter
with a hint
of peanut butter.
He goes, just smell the... Holy shit.
Then there's a picture of a sheep.
That's their emblem on the front.
And I said, Tommy, after three of those,
that's what you're going to be trying to bang.
Yeah, it is.
That's right, with a K.
Very fucking right.
Oh, my God.
So I go, can you imagine?
I can see the commercial.
Fuck it, lady.
Kids are going off to school.
The bottles have to...
Choosy mothers choose chips.
I mean...
You can make a peanut butter jelly out of that, too.
That's right.
Dallas is, you know, he's a mixologist.
You could, I guess, shambord,
and that makes a peanut butter and jelly,
what they call drink.
And I used to, Tommy's the same way.
I used to drink Jack.
I'm like, I would always almost shit blood the next one.
It's a gut rot, but it tasted good going down with ice
and Frank Sinatra drank.
What, am I not going to do that? Even though, again, I'm more Irish than English, believe it tasted good going down with ice and Frank Sinatra drank it. What am I not going to do that?
Even though again, I'm more Irish than English, believe it or not.
Frank used to say, do you remember what he said, two fingers?
He'd have a, I gotta look it up.
Something about two fingers, two ice cubes, blah, blah, blah.
And that's how he would order it and everything.
Anyways, this shit is dangerous.
It's like when I was on stage in Jersey at Uncle Vinny's and
it was a place where they had to bring their own booze.
I still don't understand that one.
Two Italians in Jersey, they don't know how to grease the goddamn liquor commissioner.
So this couple up front, the guy was an off-duty cop, turns out.
They're drinking shot.
I go, what is that?
Good looking coffee.
I go, they go, it's fucking coffee flavored Patron.
I go, what?
I like tequila like most people, though.
I like coffee even more.
Cut to, I don't know, three hours later,
I'm getting pulled over in the Jersey Turnpike
with about six shots at me.
That's the one I told you guys this story.
I'll never forget it.
The cop was a young black guy.
He had a dip in, like he was a redneck sheriff.
I pull over in the Jersey thing. he couldn't stand on my side.
I put my lights on, put the hands on the wheel,
and I'm legally no doubt.
Luckily, he has to go to this side, my passenger window.
That's the only way he could stand.
If he was over here, he would have smelled it coming up.
That, I was going like this. Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyways, got a ticket.
But it didn't, you know, that could have been a DUI.
But anyways, back to peanut butter flavored.
Yeah, S-K-R-E-W.
And, oh, my God.
Who's coming up with this shit?
I also like Fireball because I have the taste and liquor of a fucking 12-year-old girl.
Fireball was my favorite candy.
I used to, you know, pretend it was tobacco and shit.
That's when I wasn't swollen before my father hit me. Listen.
Dallas had a nervous laugh there.
It brings back memories.
Anyways, yeah, I like my Fireball, but this shit is dangerous.
He left the bottle for me.
And I made pizza.
I never fuck up with it.
Matter of fact, it was going so smoothly, I was getting cocky last night.
The dough rolled up, it wasn't springing back, it was perfect.
Everything was going so fucking, I get cocky.
I got to slide the fucker in, and I didn't put enough cornmeal in this.
And I'm doing this and next
thing you know I see sauce sliding off the pizza, eight-foot flames in the back of the
oven. And then I start this, what do you call it? What's that term? I always want to say
a spit. It's not a spit. It's a, oh, you do know. Come on, you're a chef and a bartender. Anyways, I saved it, and it was fucking delish.
I don't know.
Anyways, enough of that.
I just want to let you know that Tommy's a 6'8", 485 pound,
and his daughter's so goddamn funny.
Her name is Kennedy.
That's not a fucking great name, Kennedy Nikki.
As Irish as you can get.
Are you fucking... And how about his other daughter, his older daughter, who's like 11?
Brooklyn, which to me is the sexiest name.
I'm not saying...
Come on, relax.
It's a kid.
I'm saying it.
Brooklyn is the sexiest name for a woman to me.
Brooklyn, Nikki?
What is that, a linebacker from fucking the 50s?
Brooklyn, Nikki? Is that not the best linebacker from fucking the 50s? Brooklyn Nicky?
Is that not the best?
Come on, that's showbiz.
Let me get on with it, folks,
before my nipples start to bleed from the shirt.
Nothing? All right.
Disgusting.
He's looking at you, kid.
Ah, fuck off.
Let's get to it, shall we?
The headline is, What the Fuck, NHL?
The National Hockey League.
I meant to get this to a couple days ago, but I forgot.
What were the peanut butter drinks?
National Hockey League is no longer making its upcoming.
Oh, these lights.
We've got to do something, Dallas.
We're going to have to shut them off.
The National Hockey League.
My eyes are just weak, I guess.
They're all slimy and liquidy.
You know what I'm talking about?
Keep getting cum in them.
The National Hockey League is no longer making its upcoming Korea conference
open only to diverse job seekers.
As we all know, diverse means no whites allowed.
Anytime you see diverse, that's all that means.
Usually no white men, but it also sometimes means just no white people, period.
So they're not going to, the career conference is not going to only be open to diverse jobs.
Because after the association faced a shitload of backlash from the DeSantis administration, God bless them.
That's right, Ronnie.
Sorry, but I think I know I'm voting for the pathway to hockey summit. What a dumb name. Scheduled for February 2nd in Fort Lauderdale,
Florida. Because when you think hockey, you think Fort Lauderdale. Was originally open only to
female. Listen to this. The ad in the paper was asking for only female, black, Asian slash Pacific Islander, Hispanic slash Latino, indigenous, because you know the fucking Indies are mad about hockey, and so are Pacific Islanders.
You see what they're doing?
Anything.
And it's literally like they're going anything but white.
They could have put retarded Mongoloid from Puerto Rico.
Seriously.
but white. They could have put retarded mongoloid from Puerto Rico.
Seriously.
Indigenous LGBTQIA
plus and or
get this, disabled
registrants.
That's all they wanted.
And of course, I asked,
hey, where are the white women at?
Actually, they could apply too.
Do you believe this shit?
In a revised advertisement posted Saturday,
the NHL removed the minority-only quality.
Really?
Really?
They didn't realize that discrimination has been illegal in this country
since whatever?
So they removed the minority-only qualifications.
I was watching hockey a few months ago,
and there's a black
guy on there. He played for the Bruins. Anson Carter?
Is that him? Smart guy, whatever
the butt. But it's him and four white
guys, because you couldn't have God.
God forbid you had all white guys.
He played hockey. He's a good hockey player.
But they were talking about not
enough black kids playing ice hockey.
And they jumped
from that to because it's because of racism
yeah so they were discussing about not that many black kids playing hockey blah blah blah and again
it has nothing to do with racism it has to do with it's an expensive sport the same reason i couldn't
afford to play organized hockey as a kid some of my buddies well you know a little better off they
used to go to bed in their uniforms because they practiced
at four in the morning. But I wanted to play.
I had to learn. I played
Pondhawk, whatever. But
it's such a simple mindset.
And the NHL is bought into this wokeness
apparently.
So they got rid of the minority-only
qualifications while noting that the event
is to encourage those that
historically have not been
exposed to hockey that's more fair than what they were saying when i was watching that's a better
way of putting it you know but the average person that reads that even that person will go oh
why is that they jump right to racism because that's you know what he's telling everybody
the pathway to hockey summit is an informational and networking event
designed to encourage all individuals to consider a career.
Did it ever dawn on you that there aren't many Pacific Islanders
in the NHL organization, or whatever, or fucking Jamaicans?
Did it ever occur to you that maybe they're not interested?
To consider a career in our game. And by the way, can I just say this? There's a few brothers in the game, you know, a handful of black players, of course they're fucking
really good. They are. They're great fucking athletes. Fast and strong. Nick, why do you
get to generalize? Because it was positive. Hold on a second. That's right, I sit on a cushion like Michael J. Fox.
Fucking leave it, do not stop this.
You know I could snap it in a minute and make good footage.
Okay, thank you, my ass.
Anyways, career and art game.
In particular, alert those who might not be familiar with hockey to the opportunities.
You know, I love the mentality.
It's like, how come there's only one Jamaican bobsled team?
Oh, my God, it must be racism.
Anyways, they're trying to be a little, because, boy, Ron DeSantis called them out.
Now they're trying to soften it.
Two opportunities that it offers.
The NHL spokesperson told the Florida politics.
Last week, the office of Governor Ron DeSantis caught wind of the summit
and called out the discrimination in barring candidates
who don't identify as member of underrepresented.
Can somebody explain that one too?
Underrepresented community.
Really?
Are there some districts or some cities in this country that don't, aren't being represented
by the city council or school?
What exactly does that mean?
It's all about words, folks, and unfortunately we live in a country that people really buy
anything that's on TV.
Underrepresented, that's why I'm on the internet.
That and I suck dick.
What the fuck is the matter with you
what's the matter with you
if you were sucking dick you'd be on TV
ask Jimmy Kimmel
no I'm kidding, underrepresented committees
initially named by the NHL
discrimination of any kind
this is a spokesman I think for Ron DeSantis
of course it's Ron's statement
discrimination of any sort is not welcome
in the state of Florida and we do not abide by the woke notion that discrimination should be
overlooked if applied in a politically popular manner or against a politically unpopular
demographic. That would be white guys. DeSantis press secretary Brian Griffin. How about DeSantis?
Seriously, he's addressing the shit that makes us all nuts.
He was the best guy around.
Still around, what are you saying?
We are fighting all discrimination
in our schools and our workplaces
and we will fight it
in publicly accessible places
of meetings or activity.
We call upon the NHL
to immediately remove and denounce
the discriminatory prohibitions it has imposed on attendance to the 2023 Pathway Hockey Summit.
He added, God bless him,
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore.
Can you friggin' imagine?
Just like my wife made a great point.
It's like if you and I put an ad out for the show to hire
somebody. I want a secretary just white, big-titted blonde, blue hair, which I've done. That's
she cut. That's who she is. My wife's a stunner and you guys know that. I don't know why she's
mad at me. Yes, they have no idea. One of those days, just giving me the puss the whole
time. Went to bed letting her fucking, I don't know what it is. I don't know what I did.
I don't know who I think.
I do nothing.
The fuck?
Keep your eye on me.
I'm laying there on the couch like fucking Christopher Reeves.
I almost went with Christopher Hawking.
That would have been a double parallel.
Anyhow.
Yeah, it would be like putting out an ad.
We only want females with big tits.
Because, you know, when Hooters advertise,
you know, they can't specify female
because a guy might want to work there too.
I did that story years ago.
So, again, I'm glad I'm 61,
and I hope I have cirrhosis next week.
Keep that peanut butter shit around.
I might.
Let's move on.
Good for you, DeSantis.
You got my vote.
You and Trump.
Can't we have co-presidents like co-MVPs?
Or have him in the background?
It's got to be.
I want Trump speaker of the House.
Or whatever.
Anyways, let's move on in a related story.
Since the NHL is, well, we think of Canada when we think of the NHL, don't you?
I do.
Please welcome my good friend, Roger Doucette. With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The true north strong and free
And both far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land.
We said on the 91st, who has it?
I just thought that would be funny.
Chinese guy.
What about Canada?
I'll tell you what about it.
To pick on my favorite person
on the planet, a coalition of
33 groups have signed a letter
in hopes that the city
of Ottawa, Canada,
and the hosting arena
will cancel an upcoming
Jordan Peterson event as a part
of his international
tour.
Why do they think they have, they can do that? Huh? Why do they look at him?
That's right.
Uh, wait a minute. Did I fucking...
I used Roger Doucette,
but I didn't use him for the NHL story?
What is fucking going on here?
Back to Canada.
Anyways, yeah.
They want to shut down one of his events.
The January 34, 2023 event is slated to take place
at the Canadian Tire Center.
Of course, most brilliant mine on the planet.
Speaking at Lloyd's Muffler on Ontario Avenue
with activists calling on the arena activists,
let's get their home numbers and names
and start following their kids to school.
I'm serious.
I will fucking die for this guy.
By the way, he's opening a center down here right in Savannah.
I will be there every day up front with a cup going,
can you...
Activists calling on the arena
and even asking Peterson's own talent representative,
CAA, my old agency,
to cancel the show and drop him as a client.
Where do these people get their fucking balls?
The letter predominantly blames Peterson's support
of the Canadian Freedom Convoy trucker protest of 2022,
which the letter says led to hundreds of phone calls
to police and shutting down the bus network
for disabled people.
See how they go right to the disabled people?
That's what they go to, ignoring the bigger problem that the truckers had every
right to do that and why they were doing it.
It was about COVID mandates, right?
They don't even bring that up.
All we know is some people made a load of phone calls and
it inconvenienced people in wheelchairs.
Despite this egregious situation, this is the jerk offs talking, it inconvenies people in wheelchairs despite this
egregious situation this is the
jerk offs talking Peterson was an
avid supporter of the so called freedom
convoy that spurred the
occupation the occupation
watch some WW2
fucking film the letter reads
taking issue with Peterson also
having members of the convoy on his podcast
wow where do you get the right?
Hey, man, Canada, you better wake the fuck up.
You're already there.
But the letter goes on, and so are we.
I don't know who I'm to say that.
The letter goes on to say that Peterson's ideas are misogynistic,
homophobic, transphobic.
Now, just take those and do what they call deductive reasoning.
Misogynistic, that means men are doing something wrong.
Homophobic, that means you're anti-gay, so men are anti-gay.
Transphobic and racist, which we all know is white people.
So it's white males.
That's how you read that, folks.
And lead to an increased environment of hate.
Here it comes, the old same buzzwords.
Are you guys ready to drop the gloves since it's Canada?
That's a good phrase.
Are you fucking done? Because they're going to keep doing this
to you. They're going to keep doing it to us here
at the school boards and shit until somebody
gets fucked up.
Am I condoning violence? I can't. It's illegal.
But, boy,
I wish I was 18 in a militia
and from Vancouver.
But, you know, it's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
But, seriously, you guys can keep complaining all you want.
They're making the rules.
They're lawyers and shit.
Until you start fucking putting the fear of death,
and I'll let you decide how to do that,
nothing's going to change.
And then if they start back with physical shit,
then we finally get the revolution going.
Why am I talking like that?
Well, because I'm 61.
I'd fucking die tomorrow.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Maybe a couple of fans that saw me in Lexington will be pissed.
That guy picked on a guy in a wheelchair.
We thought he'd come back and pick on a retarded girl.
We're going to bring one.
Boy, I stink today.
And lead to an increased environment of hate, especially towards the trans community.
How did you get there?
Yes, this guy with an IQ of 230 hates trans people.
Do you see what I'm saying? They are just asking for a punch. That's faggot stuff. Goddamn right. You want a
call by its name, that's strictly for fags. God, I love that voice. It also says that the professor's
rhetoric is toxic and often violent. You're using the same fucking words to
describe a ten-year-old. It doesn't matter. Anybody who disagrees
with his hater, he can
hurt.
The signatories also blame Peterson for what
they describe as a series of anti-transgender
protests.
So yeah, so it's his fault.
People also who
don't buy this transgender shit approach.
It's like the Beatles, you know.
Beatles are the same as Charlie Manson because Manson's's like the Beatles, you know. Beatles are the same as Charlie Manson
because Manson's followers loved the Beatles, you know.
That means Paul and George and Ringel.
They wanted to stab people in their houses to prove a point.
I mean, it's the same mentality, honestly.
Transgender protests in front of a high school
with arguments similar to those of Peterson.
Well, yeah, because it's called,
they use the objective truth.
That's what it's called.
That's why they have the same arguments.
Get it? Yeah.
The letter also remarks on whether or not
the group's request for the event's cancellation
is akin to censorship declaring that,
well, what Peterson says, listen to this,
this is the phrase that got,
is not exactly hate speech.
His rhetoric veers towards it
and as such should not
be allowed.
What
we've got here is
failure
to communicate.
So they're coming right out, if this
went to court, they'd just fuck themselves.
They'd come out and say it's not hate speech, but
it's heading that way.
Just like the right-wing Christian said,
gay people will eventually be fucking animals.
You know?
And you went, that's...
I mean, come on.
Well, we got a stronger point now.
It veered that way.
Look at this guy.
He's bored stiff with the argument.
Peterson, ever listen to him?
I read his book, and like I said, I get pissed because the whole, it was so good, and I was
done with it, but the whole moral was do the right thing.
I don't want to do that.
So, God, got a thing of peanut butter whiskey?
Do the right thing?
Peterson and his followers will often argue that protesting or calling for the cancellation
of his events is akin to censorship.
However, we are not writing this letter
simply because we disagree with his ideas,
but because the ideas, here we go again,
espoused by Peterson directly jeopardize
the safety and well-being of marginalized communities,
which is, especially women and transgender people,
the letter fucking states.
You're lying.
And you're a piece of shit.
How long is that gonna hold up that
argument you know I mean one thing I do like I was watching Yellowstone and
Kevin causes characters talking to his son what he goes world's run by cowards
today son and something it was fucking great when they let him speak and he
hates what's going on today it's great writing yeah me and I believe that comes right from what's his name Taylor Swift
no thank you Taylor Swift yeah that's who that's who that's who wrote a fucking
thing how about the rugged Midwest Taylor Swift? Yeah, he's a Texas guy, so, you know,
that's how to write that.
Included in the group asking for censorship,
a Planned Parenthood Ottawa.
I don't like that one.
I like the one in Moose Jaw,
where they kill the baby with a hockey stick.
What?
Even Dallas didn't laugh.
Well, on my ass? That was hilarious.
Got a fucking girl directing me today.
Planned Parenthood, Ottawa, the Democratic Socialists of Canada.
Listen to these guys.
Ottawa got no chapter.
Ottawa dyke march.
And they mean dyke.
D-Y-K-E as in dyke.
Not that you put a finger in a dyke. Well, you put a couple fingers in it.
The whole fist is like, get out of the way.
Anyways, the Canadian Center for Gender and Sexual Diversity.
Listen to these titles.
And the Mississippi.
Oh, Mississippi is now in Canada.
The Mississippi Valley Textile Museum.
What the?
What did that mean?
Also, the Hostess Cupcake Factory in Detroit. What the fuck are they talking about?
Hey, guys and gals, I'll be back on the road, I will?
Jesus Christ, what am I, Quinta?
Back on the road early next month.
Here's where you can see my sister.
No, I'll be February 3rd and 4th.
3rd and 4th?
I thought it was like the 8th and 10th.
Wait a minute.
What's this weekend?
This weekend's in the 20s still, right?
21 and 22.
Is it?
In the 20s still.
February 3rd and 4th, the Grove Comedy Club,
Lowell, Arkansas.
Let me ask my boy Dallas,
since he's an Alabama guy,
how far is Arkansas from here?
Could I drive it?
No.
No!
Not comfortably.
Okay, I'm going to have to get
that tour bus I've been dreaming about.
So that's going to be
connected flights.
Fucking Tommy!
Excuse me.
That was loud, I know.
March 11th and 12th, the Comedy Club of Kansas City.
I can definitely drive that one.
Kansas City, Missouri.
And then April 21 and 22, the Funny Bone in St. Louis.
Jesus Christ.
Last time I was there, I think I did a New Year's Eve
and I told you I watched a drunk guy try
to go in and out door for like 10 minutes.
And a girl
came in and just pushes it.
Funny Bone
St. Louis in St. Charles, Missouri.
May 12th, Hilton, Daytona Beach
Oceanfront Resort, Daytona Beach.
You can get tickets to all those shows at
nickadip.com.
Nickdip.com.
Finally tonight on Meet My Nipples, West Coast Stupid.
Look at the work he did on this.
Look at the, what do we call it?
I can't even make fun of you.
I don't know what it's called.
I need you to come up with a graphic.
Draw the state of California with a big turd on it.
Having issues with the animation.
Animation?
I don't need animation.
This is the problem with Dallas.
He's a movie director.
So you can say to him, give me, I don't know, give me a 30-second, I don't know.
Anyways, he's on the phone with Francis Ford Coppola people, hiring makeup.
Somebody get this guy a gig.
Maybe we'll do some, hey, how about we do some fake snuff films?
I'm the woman in all of them.
All right, finally tonight, West Coast Stupid.
He's going to come up with a graphic.
He's just, I saw him at the paint store looking at swatches.
San Francisco Reparations Committee has proposed paying each black long-time resident,
there's not that many blacks in San Fran, actually, $5 million.
You believe this?
Blacks and San Fran, actually.
$5 million.
You believe this? And granting total debt forgiveness
due to the decades of systemic,
systematic or systemic repression
faced by local black community,
which is priceless to me.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Oh, I can't believe I just, I almost hope it happens because it will cause total fucking, it will kick off the war I'm hoping, although not in this faggy city.
The San Francisco African American reparations advisory committee, new rule, more than 12
words in your title, you can suck my white dick Which advises the city on developing a plan for reparations for black residents released its draft report last month to address
Reparations not for slavery since California was not technically a slave state
But they like to be smacked around but to address the public policies explicitly created to subjugate black people back
but to address the public policies explicitly created to subjugate black people back 4,000 years ago.
There's not even one on the planet left.
You black people that are for this,
there's not even a person left who knows somebody
who went through slavery who knows somebody.
So, you know, again, kiss my white ass.
I don't know why I'm getting mad.
I live over here.
In San Francisco, by upholding and expanding
the intent and legacy of chattel slavery.
And I'll say it again, West Coast, you're the dumbest, Pete, you always have been.
You've been the dumbest, you've got a beautiful state there, but fucking beach boys are retarded.
While neither San Francisco nor California formally adopted the institution of chattel slavery,
fuck it, let's blame people today and take their taxpayer dollars who had nothing to do with it
How else where else you getting this money?
Do you people realize that who were for this you people have white guilt and you realize it's your money
and if it doesn't bother good, I hope you're fucking broke of
chattel slavery the tenets of segregation white supremacy
Systematic repression. It's more like this folks if you really want
White supremacy, systematic repression.
Hey, pick either systemic or systematic, you fucks.
Repression, exclusion of black people were codified through legal and extra-legal action,
social codes, and judicial enforcement of the draft states.
The draft plan includes a long list of financial recommendations for black San Francisco.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Let me finish.
Including a one-time, again for residents, including a one-time lump sum payment of $5 million
to each eligible individual.
Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Again, I repeat, this is taxpayer money, isn't it?
A lump sum payment would compensate the affected population for the decades of harms.
Don't fucking lecture us while you're telling us,
writing out what the policy is.
They have to lay it on, you know,
that they have experienced.
Really? Yeah.
Tiger Woods getting a cut.
Bill Cosby getting a cut.
By the way, Bill Cosby, fucking rapist,
still touring.
Suck my ass,
and we'll redress the economic
and opportunity losses
that black San Franciscans,
all 11 of them,
have endured collectively
as the result of both internet...
Oh, my God.
I can't take this shit no more.
All this shit's written by lawyers.
I'm not going to say who.
Intentional decisions and unintended harms
perpetuated by the city policy.
And next, the fags will be upset.
To be eligible for the program,
the applicant must be 18 years old
and have identified as black or
African-American or public documents for at least 10 years. They must also prove
at least two of eight additional criteria, choosing from a list that
includes born in San Francisco between 1940-1996 and has proof of residency in
San Francisco for at least 13 years and or person, what happened to that I can
show up and just identify as black?
We're not doing that anymore?
Oh, I see how it works.
And or personally or the direct descendants
of someone incarcerated by the failed war on drugs.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
The plan also calls on the city to supplement lower income recipients
income to reflect the area median income AMI, which is about 97 grand in San Francisco annually for at least 250.
This is a joke, right? This is fucking.
Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I'm driving that listener's crazy right now.
Good, because that's how I feel.
Racial disparities across all metrics
have led to significant racial wealth gap
in the city of San Francisco, it argues.
Anybody can argue back.
I can argue.
I go up against a lawyer tomorrow, whoever's pushing this,
and I just say what I just said.
I'd have a million questions that would hear,
go, I don't know the answer to those.
Well, then we can't do it.
By elevating income to match AMI,
black people can better afford housing and achieve a better quality.
That's it.
I don't want to talk anymore.
There's more to the article.
That's my fault.
Or did you edit that one? I can't remember. That's it. I don't want to talk anymore. There's more to the article. That's my fault. Or did you edit that one?
I can't remember. That's too much.
It makes me...
Dallas makes me so mad I sound like this.
We said on the 91st.
Who's got it?
I have it.
That's the only non...
Anyways, that's the Chinese guy in San Francisco.
Look, it's still going.
It's still going, the article.
That's too long.
Anyhow, any who,
any he. That's it. I've had
enough of this world, so have you.
Thank God, Ron DeSantis. So look at the
stories today. Had the NHL put out
a fucking ad literally saying,
no white people apply,
period.
If discrimination was wrong back then it's wrong now it's that simple
honestly it's time to drop the fucking dogs because we complain about it but
seriously if they pay if this shit becomes actual legislation don't you
guys now you see how revolutions get kicked off and shit?
That's a lot worse than somebody fucking, you know,
we're not going to throw tea in the harbor.
That's it, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you again for joining us and watching me have a heart attack on camera.
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