The Nick DiPaolo Show - DeSantis Ready to DePort | Nick Di Paolo Show #1678

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Homan’s Plan, DeSantis Ready and more! Like what you hear?  Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 - Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK 2/21/2025 - Funny Bone Westport, St. Louis, MO 3/13/2025 - Hyena’s, Albuquerque, NM 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS - https://bio.site/nickdipaolo

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Ontario I'm gonna be a hooah. B. She was a hooah. Oh! That's redundant. Listen folks. Dallas could fall to work by the cops today. Something about Coke you threw out the window on 16. Great to be with you real quick before I forget. Our friends at Noble Intent, they make those

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Oh, Jesus, I just plugged my ears. Hold on. What the hell was that? Easy on the Coke. Yeah, no blow. I think it would help at this point. Hey, before I forget, I think I'll be on Jesse Waters tonight, again, barring any last minute changes,

because these things, as they say, are fluid. But I'm supposed to be on Jesse Waters tonight, again, barring any last minute changes, because these things, as they say, are fluid. But supposed to be on tonight. Keep your eyes out for that. Second half of the show, around 8.30 Eastern time. I was just watching some of Pete Hegseth being, you know, his nomination being questioned by the senators and congressmen. And you talk about a process to me that is the cancer of our government. A bunch of suits and ties and stuffy assholes who wouldn't know how to use a water pistol,

questioning some guy who saw two tours of being shot at in Iraq and was a leader, not just a, you know, an inter, what was the title? Well, he was in the Special Forces. Special Forces, the head of VLIG. It was a leader, not just a, you know, an intro. What was the title? Dallas? He was in his special forces. Special force, the head of VLIG. And anyways, bottom line is, I don't know if you know, real good-looking guy and just the process. I don't understand how it helps us as a country. Just people second guessing your every move because some women have come out since he's been nominated, you know, a bunch bunch of Trump haters they dig into your past and some

woman sued him for sexual harassment he got drunk at a bar and that fucking angry butch I don't want to say it's the first half of the show you know her ono that woman who just hates men you can see it coming off her she looks like a rotten pineapple she's from Hawaii no her because she looks like a rotten pineapple. She's from Hawaii, no pun intended. Sitting there like a robot just going, eh, you, you, you, you, you, people said that you drink around the clock, you realize this job is going to be 24-7. You said you're going to quit drinking, you realize that, don't you?

That was the easiest question. A woman charged you with sexual assault and, and you're booked, you said this and that, don't you? That was the easiest question. A woman charged you with sexual assault, and in your book you said this and that. And just all the questions, I'm sitting there, in a perfect world he could go, yeah, I used to drink real hard, and I did get shenanigans with women. I don't know, maybe you could give me a pass

since I put my neck on the line for this country and they shot at me and I survived two tours. Maybe you could overlook the fault. By the way, he was clad by those charges. She didn't want to hear any of that. Just the questioning, the hate on her fucking, yeah, you know, another guy, then some guy bringing up the Geneva Convention rules rules which were written you know a hundred years ago

by stuffy guys in suits that actually tie a military guy one arm behind their back and he has only apply to us only apply to the United States I think that's why it was created to fucking right it was created as a universal rules for all militaries to act during warfare however no no no doesn't apply to any other country any other ostensibly it was for everybody else ostensibly we know who it was for and they're just stupid roles you know rules of engagement that put our guys and and then a guy brings up in your book You said I'll make sure I will have our boys ready to fight I'm just paraphrasing it and you said and I do mean boys

Does that mean you don't want women in the military and of course he had in a perfect world He would go you know what this is how in a perfect world he'd go You know there was a reason we didn't allow females in the military for a long long time you know why? Because of sexual assault and because of rape and all that crap because, you know, the people in the military are some rough guys. So, and then we allowed women in and what happened? Rape, sexual assault. But you can just ignore that type of crap. In a perfect world, that's how we should be able to answer. You know? I'm not looking for a guy who I'm not looking nobody's looking for a boy scout

to be the secretary defense defense right I can't remember anymore really you know you're looking for a boy scout no I'm looking for this guy oh yeah yeah they want just the opposite they want fucking Admiral Levine If they said in your book, they said why not you tried your wife's path these autumn pumps and He goes yeah, I did and it was a Democrat question. He'd go. All right, you know what? I'm thinking about throwing you in there. That's not we want you got rednecks in the military Right people poor people from poor towns black guys from the inner city.

You got, they're not supposed to be savory characters. That's never changed. Don't tie their hands with Geneva Convention shit. Again he could say, and they ask him about waterboarding and shit, how about we do what we gotta do? Oh my God, my blood pressure. That fucking Arono, I apologize to Hillary, I thought you were the biggest twat ever born This her ono broad is the most hateful

Hawaii hates white people anyways, I've heard of a plenty of people went there is real anti white vibe and boy Did she hit the face of that crap? I? Hope he gets he's a heat what he is is a well in today's world He'd be defined as a toxic male by lefties and feminists and soy boys And that's what you want in the military and that's what I want on my football team he'd be defined as a toxic male by lefties and feminists and soy boys. And that's what you want in the military. And that's what I want on my football team. Toxicity.

Anyways, he has to play the game. And then you've got Blumenthal, that creep who looks like a pedophile. I said looks like a pedophile. From Connecticut, you know, the guy with the long face who said he was in Vietnam when he never was he has can you imagine in our system he can sit there and question a guy who's a war hero. I'm going you know I have some problems with but you said this and how fucking what a stupid way to do things. I'm sure Russia and China do the same thing, right, when they're heading up to whatever

their leader of the military is. You think a Russian guy is going to go, you touch, what's a Russian broad's name? Olga? You touch Olga. You touch Olga. That's a terrible accent. I give up. Can't do Trump or the Russians.

I'm going to have to sit this one one out this administration. Wolfgang 19. Kind of fellow names. Did they put their soldiers through that? Oh you're a rough and tough guy. You got a lot of fights and you drink and you like broads and shit. They go out looking for, matter of fact they empty their prisons how about that who's gonna win it really has turned into something I don't think anyways enough of that let's get on with it gung-ho Holman look at this I'm trying to turn the admit work to teleprompter with my fucking phone it's over ladies and gentlemen Donald Trump's administration would shut down the Darien gap it's my girlfriend in high school it's a nickname the Darien gap her name was Darien she had a gap hey to see Darien's

gap at the prom last night delicious Bon. Bon apetit. The dangerous Panamanian jungle hundreds of thousands of migrants cross each year on their way north incoming borders out Tom Homan said on Thursday. He said and I quote, it needs to happen. Shutting down the Darien Gap is going to protect our national security. It's going to save thousands of lives. Lives. Who's gonna do that? You, Weinbergerberger Panama has faced pressure to crack down on migration in recent years and the country's immigration

authorities said this month there had been a 42% drop in crossings yeah because they know the sheriff's back in town they're like fuck it might as well not even try it 42% drop in crossings last year through the typically lawless 70 70 mile stretch there's Darien's gap right there oh oh it's nice wait it's a loss for words

we're going to work with the foreign government home it said home and excuse me Holman's comments come as the president-elect begins laying out excuse me anybody hear that the health what did I eat oh bonus bonus pork chops last night on the grill on that indoor grill I gotta get you want to buy it I'll be dead the president-elect begins laying out expansionist foreign policy for a second term meeting Trump this week Trump didn't rule out using military force to retake the Panama Canal or acquire Greenland. People from Greenland have already called him. And not being angry, like, what are you, let's talk. Do you understand what he's doing? Holman also answered these questions about deportation. Here he is. I'll

tell you. Inauguration day day evening on inauguration day I'm not going to forecast what we're doing and where we're doing it But you can count on worksite enforcement coming back will mass deportation hurt the economy I think mass deportation the results of mass deportation are more important to this country than anything Go protect the national security this country ICE agents have told us they prioritize arresting undocumented immigrants with criminal records Critics have asked what about undocumented family members? Will there be collateral arrests?

Yes. It's not okay to be in this country illegally. Do you hear that? Did you hear that? Who did the reporter think he was talking to? Somebody from the Biden administration? Get some merely motherfucking answer? Is it going to be collateral?

Yes. Yeah. And what he means by that, like some family members, they'll go after the guys with criminal records and shit. But if the family members here illegally, he's going to. Yes. But here's the thing. In a normal legal society, the father's arrested anyway because they're a criminal, still leaving

the family alone. So how is it any different? They're just going back to another country. No. Fucking assholes. Oh, we're doing a promo for the new Survivor series on CBS. Muddy and naked in Denver. That's the Darien Pass? When pressed about how the Trump administration would pay for this

deportation operation, Homan would not say whether officials would take money from the Defense Department to fund it. He said, and I quote, that decision is above me. He responded, Department of Defense can certainly be a force multiplier. Say yes, I'm guessing. Good questions though. Everything's like, instead of saying it, you're gonna clean up the mess and how are we gonna clean it? It's like, where are you gonna get the money for it? Are you gonna separate

family? Oh shut it. Go back, go do what you do. Let the adults take care of this shit. I made a nice reference You might see it in Gutfeld's monologue But when Trump coming back to the White House, it's like the adult I said it's like a risky business when his parents finally come home at the end of the movie And all the all the shenanigans is hidden Mom and dad are home. Let's get this shit straight. Get ready for a Las Vegas style action at MGM, the king of online casinos! Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when you

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Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Let's move on to, let's stay on politics. Boy, DeSantis ready to deport, get it? DeSantis deport, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, oh he's a Republican, thanks for adding that, is charging his state with taking the lead on President-elect Donald Trump's deportation program, noting that he has the power, in quotes, to suspend officials who are neglecting their duties. In other words, those Democrat politicians who go, we're gonna protect these people from ICE and all that shit, that's gonna go all out the window. He'll get fucking arrested for that. It's not, I'm gonna warn you

again folks, you're gonna see a lot of blowback. It's gonna, optically, it's not gonna be pretty. You're gonna see people getting separated in vans and don't, don't think the media has changed. You don't think they're gonna go, look what Trump's doing. Just brace yourself, and know it's for the best. Today I called for a special session, DeSantis said, of the Florida legislature the week of January 27th to prepare Florida to lead on the Trump administration's

deportation program. DeSantis announced Monday stating that his administration will allocate resources, that's money folks, and ensure state and local officials in Florida are supporting these efforts, and he will. He's a military guy. DeSantis will be a good president though. So we got him in the wings, we got JD Vance, we have a deep bench. They have Kamala's daughter and Doug M. Off's daughter, retarded lesbian. Cut! What'd I say? Go fuck yourself.

There's also needs to be measures to hold people accountable who are violating our anti-sanctuary policies. Well, you start in California. Hey, has anything ever gone wrong so perfectly than California exposing everything that's wrong with everything they believe in from DEI to whatever the fuck? Oh, it's beautiful. I'm sorry people had to die in fires and die in New Orleans

because of that. But boy, are they exposed for the idiocy. So therefore, I'm going to call, I'll say it again, this country is founded by old white guys and it runs pretty good when old white guys are running it. Still, sorry, we'll be out of your way fast enough, progressive lefties and black and brown people. Well, you know, we're not fucking, don't worry about it.

We're almost done here. So therefore I'm gonna call the legislature into special session, we don't care with a bunch of details, Ron. Yeah, Nick put him in there. Starting the week of January 27, we have the next president take an office on January 20th, he said, anticipating executive orders to be issued

immediately after the swearing in and the inaugural address. I picture Trump, you know, his hand on the Bible and then he goes, I do, and he goes, all right, get the fuck in there, California's a bunch of MS-13 cock, right over the mic. People are. Further, DeSantis warned that he will use

his executive authority to spend officials who refuse to follow the deportation orders. I love it. Who's your fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? Now the accountability is significant and those duties are clear in the law. I gotta cut these down.

Too much fucking reading. But you can, whatever. I'm going to start giving you bullet points. You want to see your job become really fucking easy? I have the authority to suspend them from their office if they are neglecting their duties. That's a that's. Let me, again, can I read?

That's a that's. Folks, I'm reading right from the fucking article. That's a that's an authority that I have when it's been appropriate in the past. Translator, please. We also need to make sure that we don't have incentives for people to come illegally, which is a good point. We enacted e-verify. People said that couldn't happen. That's when you go to a business and make sure everybody But I think everybody ignored that shit But he will enforce it and so will Trump and if you're in a meatpacking Plant in Idaho, and you just got here ten minutes ago from Mexico

And yes, there'll be Americans that want those jobs, okay Imagine did you see Biden yesterday fucking going around talking about how he left Trump a strong military and our allies are all stronger because of it. Scary. I'm getting chills up my ass. Who wrote that shit? Some woke bitch out of fucking Vassar. I think. Hold on one second, take a sip of my... We got video of Homan. Oh, I'm sorry. More Homan? What?

Yeah. I know f***ing women, right? I know f***ing a thief. This is Tom Homan questioning an illegal... I told you Montana is a political prisoner from Coover. And I want my f***ing human right. Now. Just like the President, give me Cardiff's face.

Okay? Cardiff should see this human right. He's really good. That's Holman on the left. What do you say, Harry? I don't believe a word of this s***. That they all sound the same to me. That son of a b***h cast his s*** all over us.

Send this b***h to Freedom Town. Let them take a look at him. Get him out of here. No s***. See this shirt Tony's got on? I used to wear that in high school. Where do you get a scar like that tough guy eating pussy? Where the fuck am I?

Why do I get a scar like that eating pussy? What's that tattoo? Nothing, that's a thing. Bullshit, I've seen a lot of these. Some code for fucking hit men or something. Alex Stone. No, that wasn't Stone. That was De Palma, right?

Alex Stone. You mean Oliver Stone, you dumb old fuck? Why don't I just shoot myself tonight? Anyways, let's move on, shall we? Let's move on to the 20-minute read. Have I ever done this show before? Good call on your part. Did it say video in there? It did? Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to see me live, I'm like the Rolling Stones. I'm best seen fucking live. Ask anybody.

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