The Nick DiPaolo Show - "Docs" Say: "Rogan Going Rogue" | Nick Di Paolo Show #655

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

So-called "doctors" want Rogan cancelled. Smoking Chambers. U.S. and U.K. slow on Synagogue gunman details. FLA police officer chokes partner. Porn interrupts Italian senate. China mocks Biden.

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Or even better, subscribe at the Comics Gym or on Patreon today and get an extra encore show each day, discounts on merchandise, and more for being a monthly subscriber. Thank you guys so much for watching, sharing, and contributing to the best show around. You guys make it happen. Thanks so much. We have to start doing things for the greater good of society and not for idiots who think that they can do their own research, that they are above the law and they can break the rules. Don's never above the law. You know why that is? He's always on his knees going. guitar solo Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, welcome to the big show everybody! I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He cannot above me nor I. Beneath him be the ages 17th century.

century. La la. Hi. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the big show. This is a great show. It almost covers my dental. For the love of God, help us, everybody. Good morning, my neighbors! Hey, fuck you! Welcome to New York.

I have a big mouth! How you doing, folks? Welcome to a country deteriorating at a speed that's just a society that's being undone intentionally by, I don't know, 12 guys in a fucking... And if you don't believe it, you call me a conspiracy theorist, you can fucking... I'll see you in the streets

in about six months if we're lucky, okay? Okay. Uh... I don't know. What else? What did I do last night? I don't know what else what did I do last night up till 3 in the morning trying to embellish chords for Hey Joe I'm doing it exactly wrong

I barely got the open chords down and I'm trying to do Jimi Hendrix chords I'm sure some of you out there my fans play guitar maybe that's what we'll do Dallas I'll have you film me trying a different every night. And then I can, oh, we have to pull that clip. I showed a clip on the show.

You guys remember probably a year ago. Remember? It was some Irish guy trying to like get some song down with his acoustic. Remember? He kept getting angry. He was like, ah! And then he ended up smashing his guitar and it was all real. It was fucking...

I thought I had a temper. Jesus Christ. Fuck you and your bone spurs. Hey, up your ass. Alright, let's get on with the show. I got nothing to talk about. This will freeze your nipples. In the N word segment today, TSA disclosed to a congressional office that illegal

aliens flying without proper identification, get this, can use arrest warrant and warrant of removal slash deportation as an alternate form of ID when presenting to airport security. Did you hear what I just said? So all bets are off, folks, okay? You can show up now and go look here's a picture of a girl I raped in El Salvador get on the plane business class oh teardrop tattoo that's fine so the next time somebody says when you're checking a TSA take your shoes off

tell me suck your dick pull down your mask so I can see your face no it's none of your business or they tell you to put it up over your nose. You're letting gang members on from El Salvador. All bets are off. Take my shoes off, I'll stick them up your ass. That's all I got.

It's all emotion. I can't take it. That's the N word. Fuck it. Do the show. Well, we're waiting. Oh, it's coming. Sound like Tony Soprano eating. Hey, Joe.

Hey, Joe. Where you going with that podcast in your hand last week in our first story 270 so-called doctors co-signed an open letter to spotify demanding the company take action against podcast host joe rogan for prompting what they call COVID-related misinformation, in quotes, which is just the opposite. The guy took ivermectin, didn't he, and some other shit and wiped it out in three days, our buddy Joe, right? And it turns out ivermectin is being supported by doctors who know what they're talking about.

Way more than the so-called, what is it, 100 of them? 270. 270 of them. Meanwhile, there's 60,000 doctors who disagree with these 270. And these 270, half of them aren't even real doctors. One of them was a makeup person

from fucking MSNBC. Had to retire after working on Rachel's face for fucking... The media rushed to circulate the letter. Of course they did, because they're a propaganda arm, running the headlines that cast Rogan as a menace to public health. No, that would be Mr. Fauci, excuse me, and the jerk-offs who support Fauci, the Don Lemons of the world, as asserted by the group. He's a menace.

A closer look, however, found that the majority of the signatories either did not direct medical providers or are not legally permitted to practice medicine on their own. Six of them were witch doctors from Nigeria. Nearly 100 of them reportedly hold PhD degrees but do not regularly practice. They're like Joe Biden. They're doctors. You know what I mean? And you blew it. You did. You blew it. Keep going, Joey boy. You stay out there and pound, man. Do you understand? That's how powerful his show is, that you're on the

radar. You know what I mean? The letter addressed Rogan's now viral episode of the Joe Rogan experience in which virologist and immunologist Dr. Robert Malone we show the clip. Remember this guy? He was the Dos Equis guy.

Banging broads, making vaccines to solve pandemics. He helped develop the vaccine, but he's putting out the disinformation. Criticize the vaccine and voice concerns, Mr. Malone did, over mass formation psychosis. That's what happened to the Germans under Hitler. You start to, as a group, get stupid. I'm putting it in layman's terms and stop believing lies, which is what you guys on the left are doing, you so-called vax nuts who are obsessed with COVID and shit. You don't even know you're participating in a brainwashing. So stupid you are. The Guardian, Forbes, Rolling Stone, Washington Post, and others published the story describing the strong coalition of doctors

who asked Spotify to implement a misinformation policy. Who are you to say what's misinformation? When that came along a few years ago, did you see me just spit? Did you see that? I just let a fucking Omicron stream. Yeah, it was good hang time. It's like Ray Guy in the 70s. Yeah, I mean, when that word misinformation came out, I don't know how long ago. I mean, we've used it, but not when the Dems started using it, you know right where they were going, or Zuckerberg or Facebook. Only 87% of the signatories are medical doctors or doctors of osteopathic medicine, though the conservative news site, The Blaze, found signatories include numerous nurse practitioners, veterinarians, a dentist,

where's Bill Nye the scientist, and close to 100 PhDs and PhD candidates. Oh, my God. Here's my dog. That's what my dog looks like. And it probably does have a hole right from his, because you give the dog a carrot and I'd say 11 seconds later, it's coming out the other hole. Psychologists, physicians, assistants, oh, physicians, assistants weighing in, medical

students and an engineer, medical students and an engineer podcast host also made the list. You guys on the left is corrupt. You can't do... You have to lie about everything you believe in. And what does that tell you? You don't belong in this country where the truth used to rule. You have to lie. You have to steal elections. You lie about this. You're getting busted every time you open your mouth for something. And what does that tell you? I didn't know you hated the country to that level so fucking much. The group urged Spotify to take action against mass misinformation events. Yeah, I'm sure Spotify is going to go, yeah, misinformation events. Yeah, I'm sure Spotify is going to go. Yeah.

Guy makes us $100 trillion a year. Let's shut him down. Misinformation events on its platform. Blasting Rogan for pushing misleading and false claims on his part. He did just the opposite. He had a guy on who helped create the vaccine. When he got

it himself, Joe, not the vaccine, when he got COVID, he took care of it. Doing just the opposite of what they say. Providing distrust in science. You guys still believe in Fauci, okay? Nobody has been more wrong about this for monetary reasons, as if you read about his background. So you guys, whatever, distrust in science and medicine throughout the pandemic. The doctors also noted that Malone has been suspended from Twitter. Oh, so has anybody else who comes near the truth, if you guys don't

believe it, for spreading misinformation. Okay, yeah, so I should listen to Don Lemon and not Dr. Malone. Suck a bag of dicks, you fuckface. Give me a fucking... Drink it, scram, get out of here. No, I'm not going nowhere. Look at this doctor. It's my doctor. Bend over, son.

Time to find them polyps. It's not a polyp, it's a matchbox car. What? Throughout the COVID-19 pandemic, Joey Rogan has repeatedly spread mis... No, he hasn't. Misleading and the COVID-19 pandemic, Joey Rogan has repeatedly spread, no he hasn't, misleading and false claims on his podcast, provoking distrust in science and medicine, the letter reads. This is not only a scientific or medical concern, it is a sociological issue of devastating proportions, and Spotify is responsible for allowing the activity to thrive

on its platform. You guys are just lying motherfuckers. He's got a zillion people listening. You're scared of his power. It's all there is to it. And it's a good thing it's a comedian, because we really are the only people left on the planet that go for the fucking truth. Well, that's not true either. There's so many left-wing fag comedians who told the line

because they want to get ahead in Hollywood, which really doesn't exist anymore. Do what I'm doing, okay? Never mind acting. Do this. Make like $50 a week. Rogan, whose successful show, he's making, he got 100 mil plus whatever.

He buys sponsors that advertise like he used to on his show. Successful show. Exclusive to Spotify. We're going to have to do something with the font because it's getting hard now. Has become a target of the liberal media over the course of the pandemic. Who's not a target of the liberal media other than people who think like them? You are disgusting. You're fascist fucks.

You're everything you said Trump was. The Daily Beast enlisted a far-left advocate to declare Rogan was mainstreaming right-wing information. While former MSNBC host Keith Olbermann, there's who you go for your science. A guy who couldn't fucking make it at ESPN. The most hated asshole on the planet. Last week, Olbermann called Joe Rogan the stupidest fucking guy on the planet. Really? Really? You know, he didn't go to an Ivy League school like you did.

By the way, he went to Cornell. I think Coulter said he went to like the agricultural Cornell or something upstate, whatever the fuck. Hey, Olbermann, don't forget it. Imagine being Olbermann. He thinks he's an intellectual and went to an Ivy League school, and he's watching Rogan, UFC guy, be 40 times more successful. The left has no idea how stupid it really is. Excuse me. I feel vindicated about my politics, the years I had to sit around the comedy cellar. There was a few guys on my side, but we're always outnumbered by, you know.

They hated me anyways because I looked like a jock. Anyways, not the good ones that tell of me, Louie fucking Colin, you know, open-minded people. But the pale little faggots who got beat up in high school. Oh, this is our territory. Why am I rambling? I don't know. My eyes are all greasy this morning. Anyways, let's move on to another story.

Smoking chambers, what in Christ's creation is that about? Oh, this is that guy. That guy in Louisiana, a candidate, Gary Chambers. He's running for Senate. Is it Senate? Well, anyways, he put out a PSA announcement on how dangerous marijuana is. Here it is. Every 37 seconds, someone is arrested for possession of

marijuana since 2010 state and local police have arrested an estimated 7.3 million Americans for violating marijuana laws over half of all drug arrests black people are four times more likely to be arrested for marijuana laws than white people states waste waste $3.7 billion enforcing marijuana laws every year. Most of the people police are arresting aren't dealers, but rather people with small amounts of pot, just like me. I'm Gary Chambers, and I'm running for the U.S. Senate. I approve this message. Do you approve that blunt? Oh my God, I don't know what to make of it. Blacks are four times

more likely to get busted for pot. That's because they're 150 times more likely to be smoking it. I don't know a black person who doesn't like weed. And they will tell you that. I don't know what. I walked by at a goddamn down here in Savannah by a park bench downtown. There's a little 70-year-old lady hitting it. And not for her glaucoma either.

She'd be hitting that shit. Now, I said to Dallas when we watched this, he is what's great and what's horrible about this country. I love that we live in a country where he can do this. Spent a shitload of money on this set.

The fuck? He's in a field. It's like he's doing this because he wants to get high and don't go through the hassle of calling his guy or whatever. He just wants to fucking light up, which at this point, I don't give a fuck. We can't get any stupider as a nation. Seriously, we can't. I'm almost pushing to make, why don't you make hallucinogenics, mushrooms, LSD.

Mushrooms are legal, right? No, wait a minute. No, those are illegal too. Medical shrooms are, but yeah. But I'm saying those at least, as they say, squeegee Bill Hicks, you say squeegee your third eye

and it gives you a different perspective on life. Weed just makes you stupid and slow and ambitious, which he already is. He couldn't even do this in a studio. But I'm saying that's what's great about this country. Anyways, and let me tell you, when you run on pot, pro pot, nobody disagrees.

If you want to get a round of applause in your comic on stage, just say pot. I love pot. It used to do it when Johnny Carson made a marijuana joke. I mean, it's the most popular thing. I, for one, would rather try heroin. I'm starting it tonight. I'm going to watch reruns of, you know what, Full House and reminisce about Bob Saget. Anyways, Gary

Chambers, a pulling guard for the Broncos, Democrat running for the U.S. Senate, they got to throw that in. How about during NFL games? Could they make us feel any worse about being white people during NFL games? I've got to share this now before I get to it. I'm watching the NHL a couple nights ago. They cut back in between periods. They have three white guys, a woman, black guy, Anson Carter, used to play for the Browns. And they're talking about, it was Martin Luther King, you know, Monday, and they're talking about literally having a deep discussion in

between periods about eradicating all the racism in hockey. I'm not shitting you. My hair stood up in the back of my neck, how people have bought into this. There is no racism in hockey because it's like seven black guys total and now you're going to go the idiot out there well that proves his right no it doesn't young black kids attracted to football

basketball baseball it's got nothing to do with fucking racism holy fucking moly and they just and they couldn't even back up their point they were almost embarrassed you know what I mean

they're like I'm answering card of the black guys going, you know, I'm not saying, you know, he kept kind of backpedal because he knew he was pushing shit. Oh my God. And then they're playing hip-hop music when they go to commercial for fucking hockey. It's fucking,

you can't have anything, you know, predominantly white. So I guess the NBA is rife with black fucking racism. Seriously, where's that discussion you fucking people are ignorant oh this is about the NHL matter of fact last night

the Bruins celebrated Willie O'Ree first black player ever in a NHL played for the Bruins they put his retired his number talking about him like he was fucking MLK Jr Ugh Anyways

I don't know what that has to do with this fat slob Smoking a joint You're gonna need to be high to fucking join Whatever you want to join the senate What a mama luke Jesus Christ What a mamalook. Jesus Christ. In the highly unusual spot,

Chambers, who's seeking to unseat Senator Kennedy. He's my favorite. You almost, Senator Kennedy. From Carolina. Let me ask you a question. What did he say yesterday? He had a great fucking quote yesterday. Oh, what the fuck was it? He always has a good one. Oh, God, my memory's fucking... What did he say? Forget it. You know Kennedy, though.

Remember, he's always on those committees. Do you believe in the Bible or not? He's always on those committees. Do you believe in the Bible or not? For too long, he says, candidates have used the legalization of marijuana as an empty talking point in order to appeal to progressive voters, Chambers said in a statement accompanying the release of the ad. I hope this ad works to not only destigmatize the use of marijuana, but also force a new conversation that creates the pathway to legalize this beneficial drug and forgive those who are arrested due to outdated ideology.

Chambers reports federal legislation that would incentivize state and local governments to expunge the criminal records of those who have been convicted of marijuana offenses, and that would expand the marijuana industry's access to financial institutions. His campaign said the ad was filmed in New Orleans, where the city council recently passed an ordinance intended to remove penalties for simple possession of marijuana. Chambers describes himself as a social justice advocate and community organizer in Baton Rouge. He ran unsuccessfully

last year in a special U.S. House election for Louisiana's 2nd District. Ooh, really? You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. No, no, be nice. 18 states, two territories, and the District of Columbia had enacted legislation as of November 29 to allow the regulation of marijuana for non-medical use according to the National Conference of State Legislatures. I wonder what, if he has any other

issues he's running on, other than he likes to get high. Apparently inhale fucking yodels. I don't know. Anyways, hey, if you haven't already, make sure to sign up at the Comics Gym or on Patreon and become a monthly supporter. You'll get access to the exclusive Encore story.

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up in this motherfucker. I ain't going to be answering. I'm busy. Jesus, she looks good in that picture. Federal Bureau of Incompetence. United States and UK authorities, that would be England for you fucking jackoffs who don't know, authorities have been slow to confirm details on a timeline of when British suspect accused of taking Jewish worship as host at a Texas synagogue entered the country undetected. You see how we should know all this by now. If it was a white supremacist,

think about January 6th. It could be a soccer mom in Slack, but if she was in the Capitol, you'd know everything about her. Motherless fucks. The nearly 11-hour standoff at Congregation Beth Israel in Colleyville, Texas, about 15 miles northeast of Fort Worth, ended Saturday night with a 44-year-old gunman, Malik Fazal Akram, dead. I could have told you by his name he's illegal. And all hostages were safe. And I just look at his face and I hear, and why can't you grow hair on your upper mustache, my Muslim friends? What is the deal?

I know pork doesn't get caught in it. Reports indicate Akram had been staying at homeless shelters in the Dallas area the day before after first coming to the United States at New York's JFK, of course, International Airport. Here's a look into the, they know to come to the United States through New York. Here's a look at the timeline leading, told the New York Times that Malik Faisal Akram was arrested at age 19 for wielding a baseball bat during a fight with his cousin, spent a six-month stint at a young offenders institute. Gelbar Akram said their parents had immigrated to the UK from Pakistan in the 1960s and raised six sons in Blackburn, England. September 2001, that should ring a bell, he was restricted from the Blackburn magistrate's court in September 2001

due to an outburst in a courtroom. UK's The Telegram had reported. You're out of order. You're out of order. The whole trial is out of order. You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! Just a day after four planes were hijacked and crashed by jihad pilots, Akram was accused of excuse me, burping, of remarking, it says remarking to, what does that mean, remarking? Relocating to Lancashire Court. You should have been on the fucking plane, he said to the gentleman. Ooh, that makes him really nuts. In 2012, Akram had a criminal record, an official at the UK's Justice Department confirmed to Fox News Digital. His last brush with the law was in 2012 when he was convicted of theft and

harassment. During the time he was in prison for that conviction, Akram reportedly conducted himself in an extreme manner when attending the jail's mosque, and one observer noted he was obsessed with Islam, according to the British officials. Of course he was. You have to be obsessed. There's no sense of getting in there. You know that? Welcome to Soul Train. January 2nd, 2022, the FBI Dallas field office declined to confirm to Fox News Digital whether Akram had flown into New York's JFK International Airport two weeks prior,

which is what some outlets have reported, citing unnamed sources or Akram's brother. Akram arrived in the United States from Great Britain, and we still don't know. Do you understand, folks? Do you see how the wheels of justice come to a grind? Because you don't want to be accused. You don't want to jump the gun and, you know, label Materas, even though we know he is. But boy, if it's

a white guy, huh, with a MAGA hat on, you sure know all about him. It's a global movement to take down this nation. And it's working, frankly. I'd help out, but I I'm tired now. I've been around a long time.

My back hurts, and my nuts are shrunken. All right, let's move on to the rest of the next one. No, no, no, no! Ooh. In our FLA segment tonight, a veteran Florida police officer is under investigation after he was caught on video grabbing a female cop by the throat. Well, they asked him, when you're fucking them, they ask for that.

Oh, they weren't. By the throat when she tried to pull him away from a handcuffed suspect. And she was like. That's Diane. That's Diane. Sunrise Police Sergeant Christopher Polizzi, 46, is accused of attacking the 28-year-old female officer who hasn't been named, why not, why not, outside a Shop and Save convenience store on November 19th.

The ordeal unfolded when police, police, is that his name? Police, help me, police. Or I call the police. This is hilarious. What a weird world. It was like that, it was like one of the cops with the Rodney King thing. Remember, the fucking racist white cops.

One of them's name was Coons. Bill Hicks goes on his album. He goes, is the world too weird? The ordeal unfolded when police and several other cops were arresting a man for aggravated battery after he had hit people outside the store. Are you interested in the real story? I am. I'll tell you the real story.

Body camera footage, which was only released last week, showed police walking up to the suspect as officers were struggling to get him into the police car. Let's take a look at the video. When you see excessive use of force, so she does the right thing. And I think the sergeant's response to that is even more, if not just as appalling as his reaction to the handcuffed prisoner. The Sunrise police chief says that the officer who put his hand on the other officer's throat has been relieved of supervisory responsibilities. I got to be honest, I'd handle it the same way. Let me let you in on a little secret, folks, and I know a lot of cops.

It's not even a secret. I think it's right out there. They don't want a female partner. They don't want a female partner. They don't want a female partner. And it's been around long enough now where there's, you can look it up, there's hundreds of cases where the female cop put the male cop in danger. Again, and then they'll come back with the feminists.

Well, they can learn to shoot a guy, but yeah, they can do that. But they can't learn to be fucking 240 pounds when they're going up against a 270-pound criminal on Angel or whatever. Again, once again, lowering the standards out of fairness, putting the male cops, again, they keep it quiet, but that's how most of them feel from the few cops I talked to. Barney Fife and my buddy, uh, police allegedly leaned into the car. Oh, no, he pulled out his pepper spray. He says he was trying to help the guy with the Caesar salad.

I, no, and aimed it at the suspect as he spoke to him. I don't even believe that. So the suspect was just laying there, not kicking the windows out and shit. Police allegedly leaned into the car, pulled out his pepper spray, aimed it at the suspect as he spoke to him. And then the woman come over,

the little, here's where you need a trans woman. Get that jerk off out of the pool and put a badge on. Don't interfere with, I don't know, you know. I'm sure she would say, I was protecting him, the cop. I didn't want him to get in trouble for brutalizing a guy. She doesn't have to say that.

That's right. Exactly right. What she should be doing is making a nice batch of Toll House cookies. I'm kidding, lady. You know I'm kidding. I don't like Toll House cookies. I'd like a nice lobster BLT. I'm kidding. How about some wedding soup? For the love of me God.

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Those hoodies are nice. I come home. Last Christmas, I went home. My sister's wearing a white Nick DiPaolo hoodie. I never even knew we had them. I'm like, where'd you get that? She said, I was supporting you, motherfucker. She'd be black. She'd be adopted. Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, a foreign story. Headline, putana. That's whore by the way folks for you people don't speak angry Italian.

Have they have Putnesca? That's, have you had Putnesca? That's it that's the whore sauce that's what it means. It what and I know the history of it when the sailors used to come in whatever from you know in Italy and there was a whorehouse a lady on that used to feed them, and she would make this sauce, and that's how it became the whore sauce. Italians love to fucking link shit. So puttanesco, which is delicious.

There's a little, it's a tomato sauce, but with anchovy and it's a little, and a red crushed pepper. It's very, it's killer, man. Anyways, this isn't the Food Network. Go fuck yourself. The people are saying it home.

Someone crashed a virtual event from the Italian Senate on Monday and streamed a 3D porn featuring Final Fantasy characters. I think, when I heard that, I thought they were talking about March Madness.

That's so stupid. Final Fantasy characters in front of several politicians, academics, and one Nobel Prize winner. Somebody hacked in. I love it. Fuck you and your bones, bird. Is that what he said? The video featured 3D porn of Final Fantasy VII.

Oh, God. And that's a doll, right, Dallas? That is an actual rendering of the CGI character from the game. That's the character from the game. That looks so realistic. I never played a video game, but I think I want to get interested.

That's from Final Fantasy VII. You know, it's like anal entry 3, 4. Final Fantasy VII. You know, it's like Anal Entry III, IV. Final Fantasy VII character, Tifa Larka, getting it from behind. Getting it from behind the same way the same way Dak Prescott did in the 49ers linebacker. A few seconds of the video played before the speaker

realized what was happening and he started trying to remove the person streaming the video. Come on, Italians. Have a sense of humor. About the results of the medical and scientific research, together with their fast accessibility and their reliability,

one speaker says before Japanese words and moaning, interrupt the porn appearance on the screen. Casarice, cabasare, e poro da ti, se caba... Que? Que esto? blamming it on naples there's a person that has snuck in i apologize if other if other director please can help me kick out this person. One of the event organizers said Monday's event held at the, again my eyes are all groovy, Palazzo Giustiani in the Italian Senate was titled for a transparent PA open data for the political decision maker. What? Present were a mix of politicians from Italy's five-star movement party

as well as physicist and academic Giorgio Parisi. Oh, he's good. Who won the Nobel Prize in 2021 for physics. A giddy did? An Italian won in physics? Nobel Prize last year? You know what his whole thesis was?

You have to push your wife at 300 miles an hour and put her through a wall if the spaghetti's not al dente. And several other economists, sociology, information technology, and communications experts, according to local news report. Castaneda, Chabara, Tequista, Bavaria.

Oh, Boni. Multi-Boni. You goddamn guineas really make me laugh. I wish I knew how to hack in. I don't think I'd ever leave the house if I was good at that shit. Wouldn't you sit home trying to hack people's bank accounts? Ooh, Mitch McConnell speaking on C-SPAN. You're hacking. Hey, Mitch, where's your chin, you fag?

I don't know. The Democrats are doing it. Oh, he was on the news last night. He's almost as dumb as the guy I'm about to talk about. The fucking fake president of the United States. Joe Biden belittled. Who would belittle that fucking dope? The Global Times, an English-language newspaper,

the last words are cut off. English-language newspaper what? Operated? Right, operated by the Chinese. Operated by the Chinese Communist Party. Wrote an article bragging about President Joe Biden's reliance on China to implement his coronavirus testing plan. Oh, my God.

Can you imagine? Christ. What are we doing? What's going on right now? They would be dumb not to invade us. We're relying on the country that created the motherfucking virus. We don't even know that if they, you know, they released it intentionally, which Mr. Cynic B says, yeah, and we're relying on them for tests.

Yeah, they wouldn't fuck with those, would they? Oh, my God. Biden announced a plan last month to deliver 500 million at-home coronavirus tests to Americans across the country. As of Tuesday, citizens may order tests directly from the U.S. Postal Service. That'll get there in a year. Aren't they too busy fucking preparing to steal the next election? You filthy. Which ships them in 7 to 12 days. You

could be dead by then if it was a real flu. The Global Times article boasts that Biden's purchase of tests led to a bull run in Andon Health Company stock. Andon Health, get this, company is the parent company of its U.S. subsidiary, Health Labs, which signed a, get this, $1.28 billion deal with the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services to procure the at-home test. No conflict of interest there, huh? Are you, are you, they don't even have to hide it. I'm going to find out what the hell happens here.

Go ahead, find out. That was probably Jim Jordan. You'll find out and nothing will get done about it. Remember how all we, during the war, Dallas will know, during these wars when Dick Cheney was in, remember all you hear is about Halliburton, how he's making zillions? You don't hear Don Lemon of the jerk-offs at MSNBC reporting this or how fucking Fauci has nine patterns with these big pharma companies. That's fake Italian, by the way.

And on health stock soared 49.7% over the week. What a coincidence, according to the article. The contract involved is our subsidiary in the United States, but our production is in Tianjin, North China. Oh, okay. And Andon, they're being made by Uyghurs. And Andon Health, a source told the Global Times, along with test kits, Chinese manufacturers saw a spike in U.S.-based orders for face masks.

No wonder why they don't work. The number of inquiries for orders from the U.S. rose by 30 percent over the past week from the prior week. And the company is running at full capacity with its employees working extra shifts to meet clients' needs, a mass manufacturer. Sure they are. To meet shareholder needs. Oh, my God. It just, it's all so, they don't even have to hide it anymore.

Because you know what their attitude is, folks? You're not going to do anything about it. Yeah, we have a financial interest in this. but what are you going to do about it? I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to my Congress. Last week, members of the U.S. House of Representatives were given a K95 mask that read, made in China, before entering the House floor. before entering the House floor. The masks were also distributed to representatives' offices after the House physician mandated lawmakers wear N95 or K95 masks.

Yeah, they're just going to wipe us out. I kill you. I kill you right now. You sure do. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass. Two chopsticks? Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Lick of some booty. That's how you get Omicron.

Lick of some booty. We are fighting a virus that came from China, yet the speaker is comfortable with publicly supporting a Chinese manufacturer, sending our taxpayer dollars overseas, and further advertising our dependency on China. Republican Greg Murphy, North Carolina, said, once again, it takes a white guy with little brains to see what Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters and the rest of the sluts are up to.

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