The Nick DiPaolo Show - Election Violence Planned by Gov't Subversives | Nick Di Paolo Show #438

Episode Date: November 3, 2020

Leftists plan election insurrection. White House raises fence for fallout. PA. drags its feet on ballot count....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 Oh yeah! How are you folks? Welcome to the show! Good to have you along. Today's finally the big day, I guess, huh? Did you vote? I voted. I don't know. It was kind of creepy. I think this guy was a perv running the place. After I got done voting, he maybe dipped the head of my dick in his purple ink.
Starting point is 00:01:01 I don't know if that's conventional or... Anyways. Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for the sail back to Boston and so nevermore shall we see you
Starting point is 00:01:31 again. Mr. DePaulo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked. Shut up, Bob. That's faggot stuff. You want a court by its name, that's strictly for fags. That's offensive.
Starting point is 00:01:51 I don't like that type of talk. I love it. Ha, ha, ha. Ask Munches, how you doing out there? Big day today. I don't know who you want to believe in shit, but I got some stories. Again, they're for's at work for Trump, but apparently he's got a ground game like the Redskins in the early 80s. I mean, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:02:13 They've already figured I got the story. I don't want to get into it, but we'll explain to you. But some interesting shit. And the scumbags, the the real scumbags, the. Hold on. Let's try it again. I fucking love this thing. If I don't use it for three minutes, it shuts off.
Starting point is 00:02:38 It's really, you can stick tech up your sister's box. Why do you talk like that? I don't know. Anyways, I've got some interesting stuff on the show. And by the way, I'll be on Anthony Cormier tonight, 8 p.m. So we're going to release this show at 5 as normal, Eastern Standard. And then me and Jay's going to come back, and I'll probably do an hour or so with Cormier. I just don't see the – you know, everybody's going to be glued to their TV set.
Starting point is 00:03:06 So I didn't see the purpose of me sitting here. By the way, Kumi has 11 people in the room that he's joking around. If I sat here and made fun of Don Lemon's blowjob lips for an hour, I think you'd be bored out of your tits, personally. Some of you fruitcakes wouldn't. But I don't know why there's so much homophobia in this opening. I just don't. Ow, my ass. Hey, this is the most interesting story of the day.
Starting point is 00:03:27 That's why I'm opening with it. Did you see this thing? Did you see it? Friend Glenn Beckett, the blaze. I don't know if he broke the story, but he definitely had it on his show. A leaked Zoom call from far left leaders exposes their terrifying election plans. Yeah, that's right. They're going to pull some shit.
Starting point is 00:03:52 But who didn't know that? Who the fuck didn't know that? Who said that? I did. Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Let's take a look. Let's go to the video. Let me set it up a little bit. Well, let fucking Clint set it up for you. He's got a nice hair. And shut down D.C. They had a Zoom call. And on this call were people from the government.
Starting point is 00:04:23 They were in positions in the government and they were being asked. Did you hear what he just said? Let that sink in for a second. These are radical leftists who were doing a Zoom call to plan violence after the election. Some of them work for the United States government. Okay? Let that sink in.
Starting point is 00:04:50 That's where we are. That's kind of fucking creepy. But it isn't that surprising after watching Mulligate and the fucking hundreds of scumbags that were in on it. There's cancer within his administration that he hadn't had time to flush out yet. But we're talking people in the government planning an insurrection. It's a dangerous situation. What the fuck, T? Not for nothing. These fuckers are going to bust windows and shit.
Starting point is 00:05:24 That's where we make our money that's our fucking neighborhood no it's a dangerous situation look at glenn nice head of hair he looks like billy bats anyways uh go ahead let it roll what levers do you have to be able to shut things down i want you to listen to what they are plotting here it is so we began to put together a list of things we want to know about in the city so where are all the police stations because it's good to know where the police are shut up where all the key government buildings where all the media outlets who are the trump boosters so we're talking about who are the Trump boosters? So we're talking about- Pause. Who are the Trump boosters? You know what that means?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Anybody who sent money to Trump, they're going to track your fucking, find your personal information. Okay? It's whatever. I'm glad this country has, the civilians in this country have seven guns for every man woman and child
Starting point is 00:06:25 on the earth and you guys who hate the second amendment this is exactly what it's for for days like today or the weeks coming in my opinion you want to go to war yeah do you want to go to war we'll take you to war okay okay hey can you she's going to reveal her face by the way this woman and i'll go into my theory. Go ahead. Take to surround the White House and have people do stuff. We can divide it up easily with affinity groups. We have to be willing to put our bodies on the line. Once again, my theory kicks in.
Starting point is 00:07:04 A woman who has never seen a prick in her life takes that anger because she didn't fit into the mainstream in this society she's got a hair like kenny rogers when he was singing with dolly parton got a face like the marble man and i'd still throw her one but listen that's not the point here look at her she's an angry dyke like there's any other kind that's what she's mad about she's mad at her maker by the way who was a male anyways she is fucking furious and like most people who don't fit into the mainstream she became a radical when she was young and she still looked like that they channel their anger i'm not the only one who thinks this but i put the theory out first i'm sure all the other conservatives think of it, the ones that are making half a billion dollars a year can't say it on their show, but
Starting point is 00:07:47 I can. She's angry. She ain't seen a prick unless it was strapped on her girlfriend Diane. Let her roll. Some discomfort, sacrifice, risk in order to change things. Shut up, whore. And I've been in conversations
Starting point is 00:08:03 where people have never thought about having a gun or like, should I have a gun? But I think we have to know, and I'm going to talk a little bit in a few minutes about what do we do when guns are in the mix? Pause. I just realized who she looks like. That's what Tom Petty looks like now.
Starting point is 00:08:20 That's what Tom Petty looks like. Last dance with Mary Jane. One more time to kill the pain. Go ahead. Next. So again, chaos is a suit by which change emerges. Let's get cooking. Again, we didn't cause the war.
Starting point is 00:08:39 We didn't ask for this war. Many of us are here because we want to fight it. We want something different. What are we willing to do? Because again, we're not dealing. You didn't ask for this war. You didn't cause this war. Yeah, you did.
Starting point is 00:08:53 You dumb bitch. By living in a fucking capitalist country that you don't believe in. Go to Cuba. Of course you're asking for this war. You're so naive. Do you understand? I know there's maybe a couple people in the government that have infiltrated into the government,
Starting point is 00:09:10 but do you know our military, I think we can count on most of those people, a lot of rednecks who are dying to shoot their fucking rifles. Do you understand what you're up against, lady? It's the same idiots. You're so, and don't God hope, I pray for you that the white supremacists don't get involved they'll get to you before the freaking uh military will or has the world changed that much okay let this dirty piece of people with just simple guns we're dealing with
Starting point is 00:09:40 people with ar you know ak-47 multiple rounds, a lot of shootings. So, yeah, we are going to be in a crisis. This isn't much. But we want it to be one that we are creating. We want to make sure that we are on the offense and not the defense. We want them to be responding to us and us not responding to them. In a situation of a coup or an insurrection or an uprising. Yeah, and if my aunt had a dick, it would be my uncle.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Whoever's got the guns often can win. Pause. In a situation of a coup or an insurrection. And if my aunt had a dick, it would be my uncle. Whoever's got the guns often can win. Pause. Yes! And we have them, you dumb bitch! Your people had to go out and buy them when you were planning this. Christ, that guy lived next to a nun. She has 11 of them.
Starting point is 00:10:25 You don't know. And what are they, taking their notes from fucking ISIS? That's what this is, by the way. They're following Middle East and terrorist game plans. What an ugly twat. Go ahead. To be clear. Just got to go.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Trump's got to go. Trump's got to go. In order to achieve what they did, they knew they had to take over important government buildings. They knew they had to try and win over members of the police and army, and they had to protect each other. I think we don't have a lot of experience taking over government buildings. And we might need to think about that. And I know, as I said earlier, how to think about, you know, we may find ourselves in the streets with people with different tactics than ours. But there may be some people that are willing to break the windows to get into the government.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Break a window? This is getting violent. She's actually saying there may be somebody willing to break a window to get into a government building. But there may be some people that are willing to break the windows to get into, go ahead, government building. But like, there may be some people that are willing to break the windows to get into the government buildings. Like, if that's what we need to do, then we shouldn't fight about that. That it? That's who?
Starting point is 00:11:41 I don't like this woman whatsoever. Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc? How do you mean that? She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean? Yeah. Young boy ought not to hear kind of talk like that. Young boy ought not to hear kind of talk like that. I reckon I have some fried potatoes.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Well, the smaller 50 cents, the larger 75. I reckon I'll take the biggins. Why am I doing that movie? I don't know. Anyways, there's that whore. Look at that pig faceore look at that pig face i did who the fuck said that who's the slimy little commoner shit twinkle toad cocksucker down here who just signed his own death war uh tom petty's corpse look at her i think she was in some earlier shit in the 60s with the weather underground. So she knows what she's talking about. And boy, it's going to add.
Starting point is 00:12:47 You know what's funny? She's talking about guns and having the balls to break windows, but she's doing it in the comfort of her house. She ain't going to be out there. She'll get those privileged little white boys, you know, who are fucking. And, you know, a few brothers who are used to breaking windows. What? So what she's saying, I apparently got to the White House, I'm guessing um you guys know the government listens to us so they definitely listen to this shit i gotta believe well why do you say
Starting point is 00:13:12 that nick well they're building a non-scalable fence you know what's funny i haven't heard that phrase when they were talking about the wall on the mexican border they never said non-scalable that's what we're looking for. I told you what you do. You build a giant wall and you have like the same thing you have in a microwave where it heats up to a thousand degrees in three seconds. And then you have Mexican food. Federal authorities are expected to erect a non-scalable fence around the White House ahead of tuesday's election and because of concerns of a civil unrest do you believe that's why that's where we're at oh my god i can't believe they're bringing drugs they're bringing crime they're rapists and some i assume are good people but don't ever assume don't ever
Starting point is 00:14:00 assume by the way don't we have uh joe biden voting today because he was going to the polls anyways um Anyways Yes We have a couple videos I'm all out of sync here That's non-scalable No doubt Watch this guy try to scale another wall Fat lady doubt. Watch this guy try to scale another wall. Oh, fat lady. Non-scalable. Anyways,
Starting point is 00:14:58 federal law enforcement agents will erect the fence around the perimeter of the White House complex, the Ellipse and Lafayette Square is what it's going to. NBC News, Jeff Bennett reported that. He's a lying cocksucker, but it probably isn't going to happen. As he described a White House on lockdown, about 250 National Guard troops have been put on standby, according to the report. The new fence comes as Trump plots to fight the result. Listen to this biased shit.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Trump, again, NBC News, you evil fucks. All's I say about NBC News, this is all you have to know. Brian Williams still works there, who's been caught lying a million times. Sure, he's got the fucking midnight shift, but anyways, they say trump plots to fight the results of the election as polls show him trailing badly across the nation another fucking lie when they write this a month ago and in key swing states do you believe at these fucking mbc
Starting point is 00:15:57 you're lying and you're a piece of shit uh we're going to go into the night of Trump declared on Sunday during a rally. We're going to go into the night of? What does that mean? Jason, translator? Trump declared on Sunday during a rally in Charlotte. As soon as that election is over, we're going in with our lawyers. I fucking love it. Counselor. Counselor. And they should. And I'm going to say it again, folks. I think Trump's going to win. I got to be honest with you. But it doesn't matter because there's a fucking rig thing going on in Pennsylvania since that's such a crucial state.
Starting point is 00:16:40 And I'm going to do a story coming up that proves what I'm saying is true. There's some real shenanigans going on already. Apparently, the White House is aware of it. But both sides already have like a thousand lawyers. So if you guys think you're going to go to bed knowing who won. But I like Trump's attitude. He's like, if it says we won, we won. We're going to bed.
Starting point is 00:17:02 You guys can fight over it. Trump has told his allies that he plans to announce victory prematurely if it appears that he is ahead. Axios reported on Sunday, that's what, it is very possible that early results show Trump ahead in certain swing states before mail-in ballots, which have been overwhelmingly sent in by Democrats are counted. Yeah, well, that was your choice. You dummies. The nation's capital has been on edge ahead of the election. And why is that?
Starting point is 00:17:32 I know you don't discuss why. You just mention how things are. And why are they on edge? Is that the left or the right's fault? And every article I read, once again, they're trying to parse it. They're merely mouth. They're trying to equivocate. Well, the right, you know, the white supremacist, they're chatting.
Starting point is 00:17:51 No, it's all about you jerk off Black Lives Matter scum and Antifa anarchists burning down stores every time you disagree with anything. Looting. That's why everybody's boarding up the windows. Has nothing to do with the right okay i had to say that because nobody will fucking say it on tv they're just going both sides are on edge no the republicans if they lose tomorrow gonna get up and go to work because we're adults it's you cocksuckers who sit in your basement blogging and sending out hateful fucking shit you'll be the ones
Starting point is 00:18:22 people are boarding up their businesses are boarding up their way this is 2020 this is america this is what we have to do you know what that tells you trump mission complete he went to dc to flip the apple cart over and the fact that this country's like on the verge of civil war you know what i mean that's a stamp of approval on his head he's exposing these cocksuckers for what they are and it threatens their very way of life and all their power and you see they've done everything to stop him you don't think they're going to try to steal this fucking thing it could say he has 950 electoral votes and they'll go there's still still some mail in vermont that hasn't come in it'll be mid
Starting point is 00:19:06 june people be going oh biden wins by three just it is widely believed that there will be a civil unrest after the november election regardless of who wins see that that's that's fucking bullshit who said that dc police chief peter newsom told the city's lawmakers last month it is also believed that there is a strong chance of unrest when washington dc hosts the inauguration in january there was unrest uh when they remember at his last inauguration remember they were throwing they fucking lit a limo on fire yeah i think there will be the new fence will go up ahead of Trump's election night party at the White House. They say the people who build it, the same one who did the green monster at Fenway, there'll be seats on the top with fucking secret service agents all along with their AI-15s.
Starting point is 00:19:58 And every time somebody's killed, Trump will come up and manually put a one up and then a two. Trump will come up and manually put a one up and then a two. Anyways. So, yeah, they're going to do that because there's a party scheduled at the White House. Oh, they've got to scrap it. See that? They can't even have the post party because you left wing douchebags. Actually, it was at his Washington Hotel and the New York Times and Reuters pointed that out.
Starting point is 00:20:32 The event was supposed to be a small gathering, but it is now expected to pack in about 400 attendees. Oh, that's danger in the East Room. And here's the this is how, you know, amid the Corona virus pandemic, two minutes before election time is still pushing that shit. Do you know they're saying he's a super spreader with his rallies and shit? Unbelievable. I think this pandemic thing actually has spun around. Trump actually got it and kicked it in two days. He's out all over the country in freezing weather. He's healthy as a horse. And people, the majority of people in this country, small business owners, they don't want to shut down. Parents want the kids back in school. 200,000 deaths. Again, about 10,000 of them were actual COVID related. Please. Anyway, so they're going to have a big party. They were going to scrap it. 400 people. So
Starting point is 00:21:23 I wonder what Trump's got planned. It'd be funny if they cut to him. He's on the balcony of the fucking White House. Nice fucking line, him and Melania. Hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid. That's him. That is him. Anyways, more interesting news, this one, again, was creepy, guy named Dave Janda of Operation
Starting point is 00:21:55 Freedom, there he is, got lips like fucking Michelle Obama, Major Healy's haircut, God, help this guy. Good thing he's in radio. I'm making fun of him. He's very successful. But that's a Republican if I ever saw one. Holy shit. If you had to do a caricature of a Republican, look at this guy.
Starting point is 00:22:18 See, he didn't get laid, but he didn't turn it into anger against the government. Well, he's a white male. He fit in exactly. As soon as you guys get used to that. Is that not a real estate agent's picture you see at every bus stop? Billy Whitmore. Call me now.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Dave Janda of Operation Freedom has unleashed a bombshell story yesterday with huge implications for today's election. Janda's guest in his latest broadcast is a former high level intelligence officer, Lieutenant General Tom McInerney, who warns that the Dems and the CIA have put in place a mechanism which can alter the voting results of electronic voting machines in key swing states like Pennsylvania that will determine the outcome of the election. And why wouldn't we believe that? Son of a whore! After seeing what they're capable of.
Starting point is 00:23:16 The covert technology is called, get this, Operation Scorecard. It was built by the CIA to surreptitiously steal elections in targeted countries, other countries. Now that technology is being turned against the United States of America. You friggin believe this shit? You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. In the interview, listen to this. He explains that a covert app called Scorecard steals votes by making sure Democrats always stay about 3% ahead of the Republican rivals. Scorecard steals the elections by tampering
Starting point is 00:23:55 with the computers at the transfer points. In other words, don't they pick them up to take them out? They steal them then, after the votes are in. This also explains why Joe Biden recently said with great clarity, and I quote, we have put together, I think, the most extensive, we got him saying it. Listen to Biden here. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Did you hear that? I'm sure he misspoke then. I'm sure he misspoke, but he just said we put together. He can't be fucking it had to be a mistake right he didn't mean to say it out loud uh he was bragging about the massive uh voter fraud system that's being used to steal the election in in public just like he did when he went uh the ukraine prosecutor son Any more on him? Now, we have the audio. And again, this also might explain why Biden told voters at a recent small rally that he didn't need their vote to become president. And why Nancy Pelosi says Biden will win no matter what the vote says. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:25:26 You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. The deep state has a plan in place to steal this election by altering votes in key swing states. And if Trump challenges the fraud, he will be condemned for refusing to accept the outcome of the rigged election. This is the narrative trap
Starting point is 00:25:43 that has been set by the treasonous mainstream fucking media you know what i'm talking about this is cnn the most trusted name in news uh keep in mind that just over the last two days trump campaign officials were asking for detailed information about voting machines and how they're handled in Pennsylvania, according to the anti-Trump Washington Post, a deep state propaganda mouthpiece. Here's the here's the audio of this is Thomas McInerney, again, former intelligence officer. And he knows this from the inside. Here's what he had to say. Now, what has just transpired and I found out yesterday is they have got converted the hammer program. The hammer program is what they use to target other countries when we meddle in their elections, by the way.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Go ahead. Converted the hammer program with a application like on your iPhone, your apps, called Scorecard. And that steals votes in the voting machines. We've all thought the voting machines were very secure, and we've heard President Obama saying nobody could get into them because they were broken down into the states. Well, he was getting into them, and he did it in the 2012 election and which he used it to win the state of florida pause he keeps the okay obama used this system to win the state of florida didn't hear a peep about that did we did yeah go ahead he keeps the vote percentage his democratic party about three percent ahead
Starting point is 00:27:30 and if you look at what's going on with the polls and the complicity of the mainstream media on the new york post article about biden you quickly understand the complicity and the cooperation that's going on between the Democratic Party and the mainstream media. They are one and the same. Now, what I found out yesterday was that they are planning on using the hammer with the application scorecard to win the election. And they are going against the battleground states, which we all know what the battleground states are. Florida, Georgia, Texas, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nevada and Arizona, according to our source. And those are the key ones that change the vote and gives you the winning number in the electoral college.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Scorecard steals the elections by tampering with the computers at the transfer points. I won't get into too much of the details, but where these transfer points come in and they do it after human intervention has been, there's no more. They use a very highly skilled algorithm that the source created, and this was to be used in foreign countries. And by the CIA, they converted it to the U.S. And that's the danger that we now face. Even though the polls are closing and locking in, they are preparing and are planning on using this system, the hammer, with the scorecard application to win this win to win this election uh and i think you know
Starting point is 00:29:29 that we've all got to understand what joseph stalin said that um it's not who votes it's who counts the votes all right okay did you hear that What do you think of that, folks? Why would a former intelligence agent, a lieutenant general, make that up? And the fact, that's the first I heard that Obama used it to win Florida. They're taking something called a hammer, which they use against other countries, and turning it around to fuck up our elections, the Democrats with the complicit media. And that's why Trump already has a thousand lawyers up. Anyways. Four swing states like Pennsylvania and Pennsylvania already, they're starting their bullshit. are warning that the processing of thousands of mail-in ballots, in addition to votes at the polls and absentee ballots, could take several days. Several days to count. Oh, boy, you.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Seven counties in Pennsylvania, a battleground state, said they will not begin counting ballots until the day after Election Day. NBC News reported, and probably gave him the idea. Officials in Beaver, Cumberland, Franklin, Green, Juniata, Mercer and Montauk counties, all of which voted Republican in the last three elections, will begin counting ballots on Wednesday. See how that works? Ha ha, those are all Republican, but they're gonna, you know, yeah, no room for fucking around there,
Starting point is 00:31:09 counting them after. On Wednesday, a press release from the commissioners of Cumberland County stated the counting of ballots will begin the day after Election Day to ensure both votes cast at the polls and mail-in and absentee ballots are properly counted, they said. Liar, liar, whore,
Starting point is 00:31:27 liar, whore, you know it. They're just letting you know. We need an extra time to fiddle around. That's what they're saying. This action fully complies with state law. We'll change it, the release noted. Due to available resources in the COVID-19 pandemic, this will allow the county to give equal weight to in-person and mail-in and absentee ballots. Well, it should anyways, shouldn't it? The county commissioners stated all election results from polls will be posted beginning at 8 p.m. Yeah, no room to fudge those numbers either. On the Bureau of Elections website, while mail-in and absentee ballots will be posted on the site each day after the count. However, Beaver County, my favorite county,
Starting point is 00:32:13 Commissioner Jack Manning told NBC News the security of all ballots with thousands of mail-in votes added to polling place votes is the issue. We do not have the capacity to work and securely oversee 129 polling venues, secure those election day votes, and also simultaneously open up 35,000 mail-in votes and then start manually scanning after the polls close on Tuesday. Well, maybe you should have thought of that. But ahead of time, right? And said, you got to have your mail-in ballots by whatever, a week before the election.
Starting point is 00:32:50 But you didn't, did you? Did you? Answer me, you fuckstain. You didn't. So now you're going to do it after and take your sweet time and have somebody in there go, look, I can't tell if that's a Trump or a... We know how it works. Yeah, filthy. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported,
Starting point is 00:33:09 money, that Philadelphia mayor... Oh, God, this guy. You talk about a lib. Philadelphia mayor Jim... Please give me a call. ...Kenny, stated it will take several days to tally results
Starting point is 00:33:24 according to an open letter to city residents. Look at him. After the polls close and in the ensuing days, this is him talking. We will continue to need your patience. Kenny and Lisa Daly said the chairwoman of the Philadelphia City Commissioners. They wrote it in a letter. We will need your patience for us to fudge the numbers and fuck around. But, you know, we'll do it as quick as we can because obviously Trump's going to wipe our ass.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Never in the history of this city have so many people voted by mail. They're acting like they didn't know this was coming. By law, they're greasing your asshole before they fuck you is what they're doing by saying this. You know, it's going to take some time. Do you understand, folks? Please tell me. Well, Nick, how do you know what it's like? Well, I was, I heard. By law, staffers are not allowed to start opening and counting these ballots until election day itself. That means getting a tally of mail-in ballots will easily take several days. I smell dirtiness. Do you?
Starting point is 00:34:30 Hey, you fucking rat anyways. Whole family's all rats. Who'd have grew up to be a rat? He did grow up to be a rat. Look at him. He looks like, you know what he looks like? He looks like an owner of a, you know, he looks like? He looks like an owner of a, you know,
Starting point is 00:34:46 burger franchise. It was very successful. How about our boy Trump, man? You know, this guy doesn't drink or do drugs, but Jesus Christ, the fact that he's a,
Starting point is 00:35:00 you know, millionaire, billionaire and took this job on, he didn't fucking have to do. Have you ever seen somebody do something? You see the crowds? It's like I bored Ted Nugent in 1983.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Packing places. He's like goddamn stones. So it's the 11th hour. Look at that. Look at that. It looks like a goddamn Queen concert. I see a little silhouette of a man. Scatter, scatter. Will you do the Van Dandel?
Starting point is 00:35:30 Thunderbolt and lightning. Very, very frightening. Donald Trump. Donald Trump. Cigarettes. The Trump campaign exuding 11th hour confidence is revealing raw voter data that suggests to it that joe biden's lead in early voting will be swamped by a red wave of gop voters on election day don't you get red wave didn't that get you can get like poison from clams remember the red wave
Starting point is 00:36:03 it does something to seafood. You can't eat oysters and shit. That was when I was 11. And a lot of places across the country, election day is going to look like a Trump rally. Nick Train of the Trump campaign's director of battleground strategy said, in a call to reporters to suggest that Biden campaign
Starting point is 00:36:20 plans to drag out the election vote counting, Train had turned to the current voting to declare that the democrats lead in early voting is about to go poof into the night is what he said bye bye here's what he said for example i'm going to give you he did a bunch of states i'm going to give you a couple for example about pennsylvania where the democrats feel confident that the early votes will be too many for President Trump to overcome. He suggested, this is Trump's guy, an eventual victory by at least 100,000 votes.
Starting point is 00:36:54 He said, so Pennsylvania, the Dems are going to have somewhere in the neighborhood of a three quarter of a million head start into tomorrow, meaning today. Probably more than that. What we know right now is that there are 2.6 million Trump voters likely to show up tomorrow. And there are 1.5 million remaining Biden voters to show up tomorrow. So do the math. So Pennsylvania in particular is going to look on election night, on election day, it's going to look like he said, a red wave. The president is going to win, he says, in an absolute landslide. I don't know what to believe, folks. He's breaking it down more than most people. However, he says, we know the
Starting point is 00:37:38 margins he needs to win by in Pennsylvania. And that math is available to us from a turnout perspective, he said. So he thinks Trump's going to win by a lot in Pennsylvania based on there's a shitload of Trump voters. And most of the people, and they do like to vote on, you know, the traditionalists, they come out on whatever. He went through several other states providing the raw data from voter surveys, dismissing the polls and suggesting that the campaign and party have a much better idea of what Trump voters plan to do. And why wouldn't you believe that after 2016? He also indicated that the Biden advantage in early voting isn't as, it's not even as good as Hillary Clinton had in 2016. So put that in your pipes. And not to mention Trump was out there dancing to fucking YMCA the last couple of days.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Ohio, here's another example, Ohio, he says, starting in Ohio, Joe Biden wasted time, he said today, meaning yesterday, to go to Ohio. The partisan makeup of the electorate in Ohio was Democrats plus 10. That was like a month ago. Today, it's Democrats plus 0.6 going into Election Day in 2016. That gap was Democrats, what is that, 25? I can't see two point five percent. President Trump has a projected election day margin of over four hundred thousand net votes in Ohio. OK, sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
Starting point is 00:39:21 So in other words, they know they know what the count is right now. And there's a slim lead right by Dems. but they know there's a shitload of trump people and there's this many biden people and when you do the math trump comes out ahead that's what net means i learned that from my accountant that's my wife uh north carolina i'll give you one more example he went through like six states. In North Carolina, where the president was this morning, Democrats jumped out to a partisan advantage of plus 32. Today, it's down to 5.8 going into today's election. The partisan advantage was Democrat plus 9.7 as of today. So they lost all that much. Again, President Trump has projected election day votes cast a margin of over 400,000 votes.
Starting point is 00:40:10 I hope they're right with that figure. Pennsylvania Democrats have banked a ton of high propensity voters. Voters that were going to vote anyway have cast their ballot by mail. We have millions of voters left in Pennsylvania for the president. President Trump's election day margin needs to be big and it will be, he says.
Starting point is 00:40:36 We currently project he will win the election day vote in Pennsylvania, get this, by over a million votes. You're going, oh, come on, he's a Trump guy. Well, they have to have a fucking idea. That's how they decided where he's been going the last week. We don't have an app that's going to cheat him out of it. You filthy leftist pigs. Have you ever seen trump more fucking loved
Starting point is 00:41:05 well you're gonna right now here's trump and i think i believe uh it was in michigan yesterday he says let's just look at the sky for a little while i wish we had time said the president who was wearing a mega hat and gloves we're doing uh he says we're doing five of these today. All with big crowds, all with love, he told the Michigan crowd. Somebody said, I actually am doing six today because we finished up in Miami six o'clock this morning. I couldn't keep up with this guy. You wonder why he was calling Jeb Bush a low energy piece of shit. This guy makes Iggy Pop look lazy what this is when the crowd uh started chanting check him out in Michigan in his goal and he needs this my theory has been Donald Trump got zero love from the old man so old man must have been one cold German I'm guessing but uh he soaks this up like
Starting point is 00:41:59 a sponge good thank you Go ahead. Thank you very much. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. That's good. Don't make me cry. Don't make me cry. I love you for helping me to construct my life. Not a tavern, but a temple. Not a tavern, but a temple.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. You have done it without a word, without a touch, without a sign. You have done it by just being yourself. Perhaps after all, that is what love means. And that is why I love you. I am your voice. Jason, what are your thoughts as a German? Quite proud.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Quite proud. Exactly. I'm just saying what he did the last few days uh is just tremendous he was in his element uh yesterday he started uh trashing uh my girl lady gaga who i like god damn it but she's confused obviously who cares what the uh celebrities that's why i'm glad i'm on a celebrity i can't say that about me i I'm fucking nobody. Look it. Now there's Lady Gaga. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Who's a, I like her a lot. I think she's one big talent, but again, she's a dope. Trump on Monday, trash pop star, Lady Gaga, rocker, Jon Bon Jovi and music megastar Beyonce, whose name he pronounced Beyonce for supporting a Democrat rival, Joe Biden. Let's take a look at the video.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Now he's got Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Hey, she was a whore. I could tell you plenty of stories. I could tell you stories about Lady Gaga. I know a lot of stories. Lady Gaga. And Jon Bon Jovi. Every time I see him, stories about Lady Gaga. I know a lot of stories. Lady Gaga. And Jon Bon Jovi. Every time I see him, he kisses my ass. Oh, Mr. President. But he'll get something out of it, just like everyone is.
Starting point is 00:44:36 But you know what happens? You bring in some of these guys. They don't draw. By the way, we draw much bigger crowds than these people. But you know what happens? Lady Gaga. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash oh i could tell you stories well don't tease us well you're looking through a window at midnight lady gaga will host a driving rally for biden on monday night in front of three cars in pittsburgh
Starting point is 00:45:04 Lady Gaga will host a driving rally for Biden on Monday night in front of three cars in Pittsburgh. Bon Jovi hosted a pro-Biden concert in eastern Pennsylvania last month. Beyonce, meanwhile, just endorsed Biden on Monday. Fucking Beyonce, who gives a shit what she thinks. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. La, la, la, la. So Trump says, but you know what happens uh he's talking about bon jovi he'll sing a song or two and then he will leave and the crowd will leave sleepy joe is up there talking to nobody he said that happened to hillary too right they got Beyonce and Jay Z is he saying
Starting point is 00:45:46 this all in the clip too no they got Jay's what there's no more audio all right anyways they got Beyonce and they got Jay Z right he says Jay Z and he started using the F word. He goes, do you remember? He was in front of this crowd. He goes, it was unbelievable how many times he said the F word. Fuck you. When you look at these crowds that we're getting, there's never been anything like it. This is, he says, this is just not the crowds.
Starting point is 00:46:37 This is your ultimate poll. This is not the crowds of a second place finish. Try arguing with that logic. I got to quit smoking. I don't even like it, folks. I'm done. That's it. See that?
Starting point is 00:46:51 Tomorrow I'll have a pink penis in my mouth. But he's right. I've asked this before this week. Other than the fake polls, have you seen any other indicators that there's enthusiasm for shithead Biden? How about the communist China story? What was that, last week's news already? Do you see how they push it to the back?
Starting point is 00:47:16 Unbelievable. Trump has his own growing roster of celebrity support. Miami rapper Lil Pump. Talking about Lil Pump. On Monday endorsed the president. On Thursday rapper Lil Wayne. Apparently little black guys like Trump. Met with Trump and got behind his platinum plan to support black Americans during a second term.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Good for you guys. Don't take no shit off anybody, okay? I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm blacker than black. And I'm black, y'all. Good for you guys. Don't take no shit off anybody, okay? They're going to put Trump over if anything, these are close. He's going to get 40% on the black belt. And that's why the Dems are shitting their pants. They took black people for granted forever, not to mention put in chains.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Hey, Nick, how about on the chin okay i will i want to thank the contributors to the show that contribute financially because uh it's what keeps us going you know that uh contribute at nickdip.com on a daily basis or you can sign up at patreon.com become a monthly subscriber i want want to thank, since yesterday, Christopher Fraba of New Jersey. We got Joseph Hanks, Virginia. Jeffrey Fulgione, Massachusetts. Brett Stadler, Virginia. Christopher Kripo, Massachusetts. And monthly supporter, Scott Winski.
Starting point is 00:48:39 That's a Polish winner. We got a Winski. We got a Winski tonight. We have a Patreon question too. Patreon question. Sure. Andy from Racine, Wisconsin. Nick, who do you think Carlin would vote for today?
Starting point is 00:48:55 I thought he was a liberal, but he also was for free speech. What about Lenny Bruce or Bill Hicks? Fucking great questions. I wish you just asked one comedian, but that's a great question. I would say that Carlin's a tough one because he did come around, you know, and again, he was on the right side, you know, the hippies in the 60s i mean some of it you understood um i don't know he had a real he had a real you know what he he liked chaos it's funny and you just asked this because i was in the car yesterday and he was there was a clip him
Starting point is 00:49:40 again i don't know how the bits definitely old but how much he hated the cops and the establishment you know he's got the dna of a fucking uh kind of a left winger but that's because the time he grew up in but i don't think he would be approving of what's going on in the streets either you know i mean so that's a tough one um lenny bruce another one. You're talking about counterculture guys. Definitely a free speech guy, right? So I, and Carlin, yeah, they wouldn't be for the shutting down of the First Amendment and cancer culture. And same with Bill Hicks.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Bill Hicks is very smart, a real lefty. I think these guys, even though they leaned left a lot, they were also for, again, leaning left wasn't always radical left. You listen to ideas. And comics are open to that. Obviously, Hicks would have hated the cancer culture. But he might have been behind some of the nonsense. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:40 That's my question, my answer, Andy. So good question, by the way. Felt like it was a pop quiz mama i i jace it says video one and video two do you know what that might be ah got some clips for you here to show you what a Trump wave looks like. I want to remind you, the first, this thing we're going to show you about now is the Tappan Zee Bridge, now the Cuomo, Mario Cuomo Bridge. Remember, the governor changed it to name it after his dad. But this bridge is, it's one of my favorite bridges in the country. It goes over the Hudson.
Starting point is 00:51:22 It connects, you know, it sort of connects Jersey and Manhattan. I lived on the New York side. I lived at the foot of this bridge, a Tarrytown Bridge. It's beautiful. It was in a condo complex right there. And again, this is Westchester County, folks. Blue within my balls. But check out what they did a couple of days ago on the bridge. Shut down in the middle the middle of the bridge now we did it again shut this shit down carlo bridge shut down nothing but trump supporters thousands thousands carloads thousands the whole fucking bridge trump supported power bridge that's what i'm talking about shut down baby completely shut completely shut
Starting point is 00:52:17 insanity never before will ever happen again that's westchester county. Come on, God damn it. Come on, let's go, let's go. Let's go. That's me every day on that bridge. Come on, God damn it. Come on, let's go, let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Look it. That's Westchester County, folks. Any more footage? look at that's Westchester County folks any more footage we get some more raising Do you understand? That's New York. It's about 30 miles north of New York. That bridge goes into Westchester County where Hillary lives. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:53:28 It's a goddamn tsunami. It's a tsunami. And our final story tonight. And again, things going well. After endorsing President Trump last week at a lengthy post on social media, my boy Jack Nicklaus on Friday questioned, he had the balls to question the death toll from COVID-19 and he said he had the virus but got better in a
Starting point is 00:53:56 couple of days because he is the bear. I can hear all the libs going, that's because you're a white old millionaire. You got plenty of money. You probably had the thing, black people and then the Browns. In an interview with the Palm Beach Post, Nicholas said Trump has done about as good a job as anyone could do to handle a pandemic. Thank you for somebody saying that. You really think Obama and Biden would have had all those connections, those big business corporation connections that made a thousand ventilators a minute that we're sending around? You really
Starting point is 00:54:30 think Obama and Biden could have done that? Two guys who have never ran a business in their life and shit? Please. Anyways, Nicholas said he has saved millions of lives or he has cost us lives, he says, a question. Nobody's going to know, which is right. He says, if you're objective about it, nobody knows that. And he's absolutely right about that. He says, I think he's done the best he can with the people he's had. But he went on to say, I don't think the deaths are a correct number. I hate to say that. Nicholas told us a story about two people he knows whose parents died from something other than COVID. And according to Nicholas, they were asked if the cause of death could be changed to COVID on the certificates,
Starting point is 00:55:18 and they declined. Okay. The hospital gets more money with COVID death than they do another death that's a fact folks okay I'm sure there's been a lot of that he said so uh it's really filthy uh give me the money you understand me give me the fucking money you hear me you hear me give me the fucking money experts have pushed back against Here comes again, it's a left-wing article. Experts have pushed back against claims that medical examiners have been ordered to list COVID-19 on death certificates as a default diagnosis and that COVID-19 death toll has been inflated. They're saying that's not true. Death certificates are basically federal and each state has a public health division that it answers to.
Starting point is 00:56:07 The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for death certification. Sally Akin said the president of the National Association of Medical Examiners is who she is. The CDC's guidance issued on April 2nd read, if COVID-19 played a role in the death, this condition should be specified on the death certificate. In many cases, it is likely that it will be the underlying cause of death. Yes, but not the main cause of death. We gave you a statistic a month ago. There was 200,000 deaths at that point. Remember, 9,680 death certificates had COVID on it alone. Out of that 200,000.
Starting point is 00:56:50 So I think Mr. Nicholas is right. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Two chopsticks? Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Like a Zambudi. That was Phil Mickelson and Jack Nicklaus doing a thing on the phone. A little sketch. Anyways, that is it for today. A big day.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Get out there and vote for goddamn Trump. Unless you want to live in a socialist shithole. Please get out there. Skip work, whatever. They should make it a holiday. I will be on with Anthony Comey at 8 p.m. Yes, 8 p.m., right? Is that right? Eastern time. I will be on with Anthony Comey at 8 p.m. Yes, 8 p.m., right? Is that right?
Starting point is 00:57:28 Eastern time. I'll be on with Comey. So I think it's behind a paywall. I'm not sure. That is it, ladies and gentlemen. Me and Jason will come back and we'll do that. So that is it. Remember, you guys think it.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I will say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Go Trump. guitar solo We'll see you next time.

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