The Nick DiPaolo Show - Encore Special Part 3 | Nick Di Paolo Show #656g

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

Past Encore Special: Omar Oh My. Psaki Punts. Bishop Erotica. Model Prisoner. Australia has Crabs.

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The bones of the house. Thank you guys. Seriously. Okay, let's move on to a filthy, rotten person we saved from a shithole in Somalia. And has no respect for the country. Omar Omai. Reps Ilhan Omar. Somalia. Somalia. And has no respect for the country. Omar, oh my. Reps Ilhan Omar. If you don't remember her, let me refresh your memory.

I'm not like mom! I'm not like mom! I'm not like mom! Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Yeah, that her. That Omar. And Lauren Bobert, Republican Colorado,

clashed in what both described as a tense phone call on Monday after video surfaced of the far-right lawmaker. Again, keep in mind these articles are written by lefties. Far-right lawmaker, right there. Far-right lawmaker. They've been doing this since I was a kid. Far-right lawmaker. Not that she's not a radical left left-wing, malignant cunt. Oh, did I ruin my button?

That's already in there. I stepped on my own punchline. Anyways, they're calling Bo Behr a far-right lawmaker, making Islamic-phobic remarks about her colleague. Do you see how this is written? We should chase down the people, get their names, and start killing the fucking journalists with laughter and love. I don't mean, you know what I mean.

The two lawmakers issued separate statements after the phone call, making clear that neither found the conversation to be helpful in settling their differences. Today, I graciously accepted a call from Rep. Lauren Abobear in the hope of receiving a direct apology for falsely claiming she met me in an elevator, suggesting I was a terrorist, and for a history of anti-Muslim hate. That's what you say about everything, you filthy Middle Eastern pig. Cersei, I hope that sounded racist because it was meant to be. You're everything this country is not. You should have stayed in the shithole you were at. Anyways.

Durka, Durka, Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa. Abakala. Seemed like the button to hit. Instead of apologizing for her Islamic comments, can you tell who wrote this political and fabricated lies? Republican Boebert refused to publicly acknowledge her hurtful and dangerous comments. Omar said in a statement,

let me ask you this, even if it was true, and she said them in an elevator or whatever the fuck, how would that be dangerous? Huh? Huh? We'd love to see her fucking beheaded by her own people. They wouldn't want to waste the silverware. She instead doubled down on her rhetoric. And I decided to end the unproductive call, Omar added. I believe in engaging with those we disagree with respectfully yeah like

the Jews in Israel uh but not when uh that disagreement is rooted in outright bigotry and hey oh it's the same just the same buzzwords and race is big and hey just the same shit over and who the fuck voted for her honest to god, I don't believe you did. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Boebert, meanwhile, expressed frustration in a video. You see how they, you see how she expressed frustration in a video, posted to Instagram that Omar felt the initial public apology wasn't good enough. Boebert attacked Omar. There's another buzzword.

Boebert attacked Omar for her past criticisms of Israel and calls to dismantle the Minneapolis Police Department following the death. Turns out Bo Bair was right because Minneapolis wants more money now for the cops. Does anybody check their work? Floyd and unarmed black men. Oh, they're going to explain it again to us in the article. Is it unarmed? I thought he was a fucking Eskimo who threw a bag of shit at an Egypt. Egypt? Egyptian guy. Well, he was under arrest. That's how you know a lefty wrote it. They have to rehash the whole fucking thing. That's how they keep the lie alive, folks. Just, ugh. She's a malignant cunt. Is she ever. Not her. She's great. Oh, we have an article. An article? I can't wait to get out of here.

I'm losing my fucking mind. I'm going to get you a line of coke tomorrow. Yeah. One? Singular? Okay, let's play the video. Bo Bear. Kind of cute, but her voice kills me.

I reached out to her Friday, and three days later I was able to connect with her on the phone because I wanted to let her know directly that I had reflected on my previous remarks. Now, as a strong Christian woman who values faith deeply, I never want anything I say to offend someone's religion. So I told her that. Even after I put out a public statement to that Then I don't like you either. If you're worrying about words offending people. I don't care if it's religion. You're talking about our tits, our kids. It's all legal. It's all should be out there.

All of it. Death threats. All of it. It's language. It's what makes us different. But go ahead cutie pie. It's language. It's what makes us different. But go ahead, cutie pie. She said that she still wanted a public apology because what I had done wasn't good enough. So I reiterated to her. You see what we've turned into? Bickering high school girls with gossip.

She said this. I said that. This is what we've turned into. And you wonder why this country was run by cranky white guys and it worked so well for years. But I, again, I digress to my misogynistic ways. Go ahead. I had just said she kept asking for a public apology. So I told Ilhan Omar that she should make a public apology to the American people for her anti-American, anti-Semitic, anti-police rhetoric. She continued to press and I continued to press back.

And then Representative Omar hung up on me. Rejecting an apology and hanging up on someone is part of cancel culture 101, and a killer of the Democrat Party. I can't, I can't, shut her up. Yes, sir. Jesus Christ, I'm on your side and you're making me angry. Why are you talking like you're 18 and went to West Hollywood High School? And she hung up on me and I fried my boys.

Jesus. I mean, I like your beliefs, your value system, but change your fucking, you're not going to get anywhere, I'm telling you. Because I like you and I don't like you. I'm telling you, because I like you and I don't like you. Anyhow, the controversy involving the two lawmakers began after a video surfaced over Thanksgiving weekend. Bobe is saying that she and a staff who are getting, this is why I like her, on a Capitol Hill elevator when she saw a Capitol Police officer racing towards them. She then turned, saw Omar standing nearby, and she said, well, she doesn't have a backpack. We should be fine.

Now I love her again. We should be fine. Bo Barrett called, drawing laughs from the audience. And I said, oh, look, the Jihad squad, meaning she said, the Jihad squad decided to show up for work today. Good for you. I'll overlook that fried bush. That was kind of funny. You know how many times I said that to the comedy cello

when I was there every night back in the 90s? There'd be a table of fucking, they looked like poster boys for Al Qaeda sitting up front. And I'm like, what's in the book bag? This is like right after 9-11. That went over like a fart in an astronaut's helmet. Good night, everybody. No, it would kill.

Even they would be laughing. Jen Psaki punts, I put, on Rittenhouse question. I guess it was fourth and long. White House press secretary Jen Psaki, I don't know why I like her. I don't know why. I don't know why. I mean, I know she lies for a living and shit, and I don't know. know why. I mean, I know she lies for a living and shit, and I don't know. I don't know. I guess it takes major stones to get in front of the fucking world and just lie for your balls. I don't know. I don't know. Put a bag overhead. Anyways, Secretary Jen Psaki repeatedly dodged questions on Monday from who else? Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy. He's like, he's to bind what Acosta was to Trump, only he's very nice about it and polite and not a fucking

grandstanding hateful asshole. Anyways, Peter Doocy, and they're very nice. It's more cordial, you know. Peter, she's like admonishes him all. Peter, we went over this. And what I'm saying is the president didn't shit his pants. He had a bag of M&Ms that melted on Air Force One. That wasn't shit. Correspondent Peter Doocy about Joe Biden implicitly characterizing Kyle Rittenhouse as a white supremacist. Wake up, white people. Can you imagine the president, the president of the United States, right after this happened,

right after the Britain House shooting thing, like a week later he tweets that, you know, he's white supremacist. Can you fucking imagine being that irresponsible? If you've watched the trial and know anything about this kid, he's, what he is is a great soldier. A kid his age who has core values and believes in backing him up. God, you watch the media, just look at the headlines.

They refer to the other guy, the lone survivor. He was a vigilante. It is fucking sickening what the media does the legacy media which is all lefties i don't know why you want where your hatred of this country comes it's fucking beyond me and if you've been watching this trial i swear to god we're gonna find out when it's over if he gets acquitted which he should we're gonna find out that the fucking i swear to god you're gonna find out that the uh... I swear to God, you're going to find out that the prosecutor is an NRA member and really hated what...

He is that bad. Rittenhouse was 17 years old when he shot three men. That is not what an AR-15 sounds like. Does he have white stuff on his face there? Or is that just the lights? He does what I do when I go to the range. I put on my kitchen gloves

for fingerprints. The alice actually looked at me like, okay. Shot three men, killing two. Again, listen to the tone. Even in the New York Post when I read about this, they make him out. The language is just so, it's just, killing two during riots in Kenosha, Wisconsin last year. After the police shooting of Jacob Blake.

By the way, another story that the media hid the truth from. A black guy who had a rape in his past actually had a knife when the cops shot him. They didn't tell you that for a few days until it came out. And that all triggered, that led to this unrest with the scumbags. And they weren't from Kenosha. Most of them did come in from Milwaukee and other places. Rittenhouse is facing multiple charges related to the shootings. Rittenhouse's attorneys have argued that Rittenhouse was acting in self-defense

while the prosecution has claimed otherwise, which is hilarious, because when you have videotape, the fact they even brought these charges against this kid just goes to show you how they're out to fucking destroy the Second Amendment. On Monday, Judge Bruce Schrader dismissed the charge of Rittenhouse being a minor possessing a firearm. The reason being is his gun was considered a long, the barrel was long enough. There's a certain measurement requirement you have. If it's a short barrel, he's in trouble. So even the prosecution had to admit it was legal.

So the judge, like a good judge, threw that out, which looked like the only thing they had a shot at maybe. I mean, let me say something, folks. If this kid ends up getting charged, this might be the tipping point, only because it's around gun-related. And all those NRA members that have been behaving themselves, they see what's coming, the writing on the wall. Better be careful.

Not me. I have a super soaker, and I put talcum powder in it. The Rittenhouse family has reportedly been considering a defamation lawsuit. I hope he does. Imagine if he sues the president. Over the president's comments. Why did President Biden suggest that Kyle Rittenhouse on trial in Kenosha is a white supremacist?

Asked Doocy. I guess that's the video we're going to show you. Go ahead. So, Peter, what I'm not going to speak to right now is anything about an ongoing trial, nor the president's past comments. What I can reiterate for you is the president's view that we shouldn't have, broadly speaking, vigilantes patrolling our communities with assault weapons.

Pause. You said you couldn't comment on it, but you got that comment in, didn't you? This is what my boss says. Somebody get up there and tear her top off. Go ahead. Have opportunists corrupting peaceful protests by rioting and burning down the communities they claim to represent anywhere in the country. As you know, closing arguments in this particular case, which I'm not speaking to, I'm just making broad. Leave her up there. Yeah, right there. Well, how do you like that?

I'll fuck it. I'll tell you. They want to fuck with their best. Go ahead. Go ahead. Comments about his own view. There's an ongoing trial. We're awaiting a verdict.

Beyond that, I'm not going to speak to any individuals or this case. But the president has spoken to it already. And his mom now, Kyle Rittenhouse's mom, came out saying that the president defamed her son. And she claims that when the president suggested her son is a white supremacist, he was doing that to win votes. Is that what happened? I just have nothing more to speak to, an ongoing case, where the closing arguments were just made. Go ahead.

You get that little red beaver right up there in front of you. I don't think it's crazy at all. There's no better show on the internet. During an appearance on Fox News, Hannity, Hannity Show, Rittenhouse's mother, Wendy Rittenhouse, was asked by host Sean Hannity, when the candidate, now president of the United States and other elected officials that don't know anything about your son, refer to him as a white supremacist, I have yet to see any evidence whatsoever that he is such a person.

When prominent people say that, how did that impact you and how did it impact him? Hannity asked Rittenhouse's mom. And of course she said, despise it with every fiber of my being. She's got a terrible cold, I guess. I was in shock, she said.

I was angry. President Biden Biden don't know my son. White woman? Whatsoever. He's not a white supremacist. He's not a racist. And he did that for the votes. See, she's no dummy. And I was so angry for a while at him and what he did to my son he defamed them as Ducey mentioned Wendy Rittenhouse has described Biden's remarks as defamation several times including on Fox and Friends this weekend the day after the first 2020 presidential election debate between then Democrat president nominee Biden and then President Trump, Biden tweeted a video, which included Rittenhouse, with the following caption. Do we have that?

There's no other way to put it. The president of the U.S. refused to disavow, so that's Biden referring to Trump, refused to disavow white supremacists on the debate stage last night. How dumb. He's not even, I don't know. Fuck you and fuck you.

Who's next? Can you imagine saying that? And then you have Joy Reid and other hateful whitey haters in the media making fun of him, saying he was acting when he was crying on. Can you imagine a white anchor person? And you should, by the way. You have the right to say the same shit about a black 17-year-old on the stand. In a perfect world, I wouldn't have a problem with Joy Reid

and all those people saying shit like that if white people had the same freedom. Bishop erotica. The headlines and anything with a bishop in it and erotica. I mean we all, a lot of us guys call our dicks bishops. Am I right Kevin, Stewie, Lou? Lou, Mary. How about a fresca, Mr. Scholarship Winner? Danny, my niece. A former Spanish bishop has been accused of being possessed after he left the clergy to be in a relationship with an erotic fiction writer. Possessed sounds like he's found his marbles.

And began working at a company that exports pig semen. Is that what makes him possessed? Xavier Novell, the ex-bishop emeritus of Solsona, made headlines in September after Spanish media reported that he had fallen for Silvia Cabalol, a psychologist and erotic novelist. Cabalol has authored the books The Hell of Gabriel's Lust and the Amnesia Trilogy, the Amazon summary of which includes the question, what happens when attraction is stronger than any code of ethics or social norms? Call me a detective, but I don't know.

Restraining orders, rape, murders, shallow graves, girls screaming in pain. Novell was widely considered a rising figure in the Spanish Catholic Church where he performed exorcisms. He does look kind of creepy. Looks like Mr. Bean. So he did exorcism, according to the Spanish media. He also promoted and reportedly underwent harmful gay conversion. Now we're getting to it. He's a fag.

Well, not anymore. Described by victims as aggressive and destructive after resigning. He's just fucking crazy. That's all there is. That's all. Novell disappeared from public view and has not appeared in the media.

Last week, Novell again found himself making headlines after Spanish media reported that he had begun working semen cardona, a company which produces and exports high-quality pig semen. Not that cheap pig semen shit with the, you know what I mean? It's got dirt in it and no salt and tastes horrible. What? High-quality pig semen to over 20 countries in Europe, America, Asia, and Africa. Oh, my God.

It's hilarious. He's a fag. I don't know about that. Leave the kid alone. We prepared and distribute porcine. Is it porcine? Semen of high genetic value, the company website. Say, don't fall for that fall shit that the ShamWow guy and Mike Lindella pushing.

From fresh and frozen doses of the best genetics worldwide and with maximum guarantees of quality, prolificacy, ooh, I got it, and biosafety. Semen Cardona could not be reached for comment. They did reach a lady who used to work there, and she said this. Some of Novell's former colleagues have reportedly criticized his decision to leave the church as well as his new occupation. Why don't you mind your fucking business? Citing conversations with members of the Diocese of Solsona, Spanish national newspaper, ABC wrote that some clergymen thought

he was possessed by the devil, and they asked him about it, and he said this. Your mother sucks cocks in hell. asked him about it, and he said this. Your mother sucks cocks in hell. Speaking of his new job, a priest who reportedly knows Novell compared his actions to the parable of the prodigal son, in which a son squanders his father's money. It's like the parable of the prodigal son in the Gospel of Luke, the son who abandoned the father to lead a debaucherous life and ended up wishing to eat pig slop. Really? The priest reportedly told ABC, but in this case, it's the beast slash devil because he masturbates to them. I almost didn't do this story. What was I, nuts? Oh, my God.

Debauchers are not. Novell appears to be continuing with his life for now and according to the regional, regional seven newspaper is set to marry, oh he's gonna marry the author, Cabal, this week. Well good for you, doesn't have any issues does he? Fucking crazy as a shit house rat, that's all I'm gonna tell you. If that's a lesson in that story, you don't, if you're gay, you don't try to fix it. Just let it fly. Let that freak thing fly. Headline, model prisoner. A model allegedly ordered her husband's execution at their son's fourth birthday party. Oh my God. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. She didn't like him.

Camilla Maradin, who was suspected of living a secret life as a cartel queen, was arrested after Ricardo Maradin was shot dead during the family celebration. Cops initially believe Ricardo was the gang leader, but they now understand his wife holds a senior position in the criminal organization. It's hard when your wife is more successful professionally. In the coastal town of Montejos, Parana. Who wants to live in Parana? Look at those blowjob lips.

Are you fucking kidding me? She could tell me, listen, I'm going to suck your dick, but it's going to cost you your life. And I'd go, when do we start? And they have since uncovered her hoard of 13 luxury houses worth 3 million Brazilian real,

which is $547,900. So those houses stink. 13 houses, and it comes to a fucking little over half mil. Then again, you ever see Brazil? And five cars, for Christ's sake, I get four, and I'm only selling weed. Including two Audis and a Porsche. You can't be a drug dealer in an Audi. What the fuck's the matter with you? What the fuck's the matter with you?

I told you not to get anything too big, didn't I? Get it out of here. After his death, the Brazilian beauty told authorities the killing was likely a case of mistaking identity. Oh, come on, sweetie pie. I'm telling you, when you're born that beautiful, seriously, she's probably been that pretty since 12, right? And it's a curse. A lot of times, I have a theory on this, you know, hot strippers and shit, nine out of 10 of them, sexually molested,

or they get involved with a guy fucking, you know, 12, 15 years old or when they're like 16. It's really a fucking curse. So I suggest you girls cut your noses off if you have nice tits when you're 14. That's a tip from Uncle Nick for the holidays. But do you know what I'm saying? You see these stunning strippers and, you know.

But the fashion influencer has since been arrested for Ricardo's shooting and the deaths of two former... How cold is it to have them whacked? Your son's dead? Whacked at a fucking birthday party. The deaths of two, also, question about the death of two police officers,

former police. She was reportedly caught on her way home from her mother's house where she allegedly hit a Glock pistol in a garden. I don't know nothing about that.

Oh, you do. We found a Glock in the tomatoes. I don't know nothing about that. Bullshit. do. We found a Glock in the tomatoes. I don't know nothing about that. Bullshit. You're in the olive oil industry, are you not? I don't know nothing about that. Frankie, I'm going to ask you one more time.

I don't know nothing about that. The gun buried in the garden was later recovered by officers. Payments totaling more than 1.3 million Brazilian real, that's $240,000, were also discovered in Camila's bank account. Military police said they had been investigating the gang for several years as part of Operation Tinga, Operation Ostentation. They're using English for the operation?

During which 39 weapons have been seized. But Christ, Dallas has that many under its bed. Colonel Hudson Lencio Teixeira, commander of the Parana Military Police, said they showed off in high-end places with expensive cars and motorcycles. I told him, don't get nothing too big. Then I tell you, get the fuck,

get it out of here. It's under my mother's name, Jimmy. My mother and the, getting smart with me. They didn't hide anything they got from crime, drug trafficking, and money laundering. Fourteen other people have been arrested. Police spokesperson Colonel Barroso said Camila was already planned but had to be brought forward after the deaths of her husband and former policeman Thiago Cesar Carvajo and Guilherme Antonio da Costa. I don't like stories from Brazil. They have 11 names. Can you imagine that, though?

And who's that right there? Donny Osmond with age? I did a cameo today for a guy. He's gay. And it was for his ex-boyfriend, who won top model on NBC or whatever the fuck. Another gig. What's with all the beautiful guys? I hear girls saying this.

It's really true. Why, I love Fruity. I was beautiful when I was young. I still like Pussy. What's the matter with you? So I Googled the kid. He's fucking, not a six pack. He's got like a 14 pack.

I'm not fucking exaggerating. Definitely gay, though. not a six pack he's got like a 14 pack I'm not fucking exaggerating definitely gay though but boy do I have some good ones for them and they love my comedy proving what proving they can laugh at homophobic jokes anyways back to these guys

I just mentioned they were killed in the neighborhood oh no not Cajorro. In the Parana State capital of Cordiba. Three days after Ricardo was killed. According to reports, Ricardo was gunned down at the end of his son's fourth birthday party in the city of Pinhas. What is this, a test for me? Jesus Christ, you're going to hand me my PhD in Spanish?

I'm asking, whatever. Forearm suspects are said to have arrived in a silver Volkswagen. Wow. I guess you want to be low profile. Volkswagen Voyage and fired multiple shots at Ricardo, who fucking bounced off one wall ended up landing on Sammy the Clown and that guy's gun

went off too it just said bang on a flag happy birthday only in Brazil man is that the one of the most they don't

feds don't even like to go over there it's so violent happy birthday to Jose happy birthday to Jose. Happy birthday to Jose. Happy birthday.

Dad? Daddy? Just blow out the candles. Happy birthday. Hi, Conchita. Days later on the morning of November 10, two former cops were shot dead by a gunman in a silver Volkswagen Voyage, possibly the same one used in Ricardo's shooting. Homicide

investigators, the Barcello, Tito Barcello, said the crimes could be related as Ricardo and Thiago knew each other. Yeah, I would say that's a good, I could connect those dots there, Thiago. The investigation continues, so stay tuned to this. We'll be on it. Are you kidding me? This shit goes on every day in Brazil. Fucking violent place. How dare I say that?

I live in America. But we know the problem in our country. I could bring down the crime rate in a fucking heart. So we all could. Nick, what are you getting at? You know what the fuck I'm talking about. The Polish, we got to get them under control. And the Amish, they get together.

When Polish and Amish people get together, you know what they do? They make those fake fireplaces for people that you can buy. Very nice. Aussies, as in Australia, have case of the crabs. Oh, my. Oh, my. What does that mean? Used to get them all the time.

Had a blast. I live next to a nightclub. I can't help it. I was handsome in my 20s, and I was getting it left and right. Some of them were girls. Listen. Can't help it. I was handsome in my 20s, and I was getting it left and right. Some of them were girls. Listen, this is the jaw-dropping moment. A biblical plague of 50 million crabs head to the ocean to breed. Look at it.

It's like spring break in Daytona. Bunch of horny kids. That's what you come home by with spring break. You come home home and you'll be scratching your balls at American Airlines on the way. The swarm of cannibalistic critters shut down roads from the jungle to the coast on Christmas Island off of Western Australia. They cause fucking traffic jams. Unbelievable footage shows the bright red creatures descending on townships in what is considered one of the greatest animal migrations on the planet.

Every year, an estimated 50 million crabs make their way from the forest after rainfall in October to Lena Dunham's bush or November and head to the ocean to mate. What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? I don't know. Good morning, ladies. So juvenile. The crabs generally, they eat leaves, fruits. It's the same shit I eat when I'm on a diet.

Flowers and seeds. But get this. They have a dark side that sees them eat their young. What the fuck? Bon appetit. I'll tell you. Now I know why tigers eat their young. Look at those things.

It looks like there's a lot of meat in them. I wonder if they're edible. I doubt it. There'll be people there scooping them up, no? The crab's cannibal side comes out when babies returning from their first ocean migration are feasted on by adults as part of their diet. People, I think, don't fathers in Alabama shower their shower their daughters oh for the love of god you can't be saying she like that that's a wives tale the journey takes them through residential areas what they don't have ways look at that pile of crabs again that reminds me of my underwear i

threw out of the window it's sigma, my junior year at University of Maine. Residential areas and tourist hotspots through the winter months. Photos and videos shared by Parks Australia show thousands upon thousands of crabs scurrying across roads and specially constructed bridges. Are they racist bridges? Or are they Jeff Bridges? Get out, everybody. The animals also turned up at the door of an office block. Imagine?

Guess you'd rather see that than a fucking, you know what, what do they call them? Jehovah's Witness. Residents of the Drumsite Settlement in Northeast were trapped in their homes on Sunday due to the sheer number on the roads. Oh, my God. And workers, some of the crabs are holding BLM flags.

And workers were forced to rake the crabs off the tarmac in a bid to keep the island moving. A spokesperson for Parks Australia, which looks after the country's green space, said, ow, ow, with red crab migration and full swing on Christmas Island, the crabs are turning up everywhere, including at the door of office buildings and houses. They're turning up everywhere, including at the door of office buildings and houses. Our staff have been out managing traffic, raking crabs off the roads, and providing updates to the community on road closures. Can you imagine?

You know, kids have snow days here. They get crab days. National Park acting manager Bianca Priest, got to be related. A buddy. You know, I'm talking about the bodybuilder, Lee Priest. Unless that's a very common name over there. Bianca Priest said the spectacular annual event on Christmas Island, which is popular with travelers, has become an attraction itself. Can you imagine people just going to watch?

He's looking at you, kid. She said world-renowned naturalist Sir David Attenborough described the red crab migration as like a great scarlet curtain moving down the cliffs and rocks towards the sea and considered filming the spectacle as one of his ten greatest TV moments. Over the years, visitors have traveled from every corner of the world to witness this wildlife phenomenon. I would really kind of, I got to be honest, that must look, in real life, it's kind of creepy.

I like to get drunk over there and just, I don't, get like a 50-pound sledgehammer and just go running, making crab soup. It'd be beautiful. So I just, I thought I'd throw that in there, break up the politics a little bit. That is it, you guys. Thank you, I would say. You're very welcome.

We'll see you back here for the final day of the week tomorrow. Have a good one, everybody. guitar solo Outro Music