The Nick DiPaolo Show - Famous Black Comedians Love Me! #123
Episode Date: February 21, 2019Law prof. proofs Trump's case. Trump cheers Covington Kids. Tupac's killer found...kind of....
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🎵 Oh yeah, how are you folks?
Welcome to the show on a snowy Wednesday.
Coming to you live, as always.
We'll do it live.
We'll do it live!
Fuck it!
Do it live!
I'll write it and we'll do it live. Fuck it. Do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live.
We sure will.
I want all of you to enjoy your cake.
So, enjoy.
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore.
Yeah.
You know you want crazy motherfucking walk, man.
Real quick, dates.
You can get them at nickdip.com.
But this Friday night, Central
Stage at Yonkers, New York.
I'll be performing live the next
night. I'll be taping a one-hour
special at Cohoes Hall,
which is Saturday night. Cohoes, New York.
They are setting up, as we
speak, the lighting and whatnot.
Saturday, March 2nd,
the Brook Arts Center,
Boundbrook, New Jersey. Friday, March 8th, Wood Theater, Glens Falls, New York
Friday, March 29th, Decatur Civic Center, Decatur, Illinois
Friday, April 26th, Steel Stacks, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Friday and Saturday, May 3rd and 4th, Sidesplitters in Tampa
Friday and Saturday, May 10th and 11th, Governors in Levittown, New York
Friday, May 31st, Jonathan's at Gunquit, Maine
Saturday, June 1st, Whites. Friday, May 31st, Jonathan's at Gunquit, Maine. Saturday, June 1,
Whites of Westport,
Westport, Mass.
Saturday, August 10th,
Newtown Theater,
Newtown, Pennsylvania.
Friday and Saturday,
August 16th and 17th,
Helium in Philadelphia.
Saturday, October 9th,
the Richfield Playhouse,
Richfield, Connecticut.
Friday, November 15th,
Cortland Repertory Theater,
Cortland, New York.
And then New Year's Eve, the Tarrytown Music Hall in Tarrytown, New York.
Go to nickdip.com for ticket information.
Don't forget about cameo.com either.
This new thing I just jumped into where if you want me to send a friend of yours a mini video saying happy birthday or whatever,
a video of your boss saying go fuck yourself, I don't like you,
or, you know, anything like that.
Your old girlfriend's a titless wonder.
I will make a quick video and send it via text or email to them on your behalf.
$60 a pop, I think it is, and they're pouring it.
And it's really fun.
It's really easy for a comic to be mean and funny
in 15, 20 seconds, 30 seconds, or 10 minutes,
however long.
But as I ask if you're going to do this,
give me something to work with.
I've got a few where it's like,
yeah, Bill's going to the playground
with his daughter Karen to play on the swings.
You know, you got to give me some meat
to tear off the bone.
That's all I ask.
But it's really fun.
Cameo.com.
Go there, find my profile, click on it.
You know how to do it, don't you?
I hope so.
I was just watching TV, and I think it was Fox, one of them.
And again, five people sitting around a desk going,
but what was Jussie smollett's motivation we
still don't know what and of course always the black panelist maybe i mean he's mentally ill
maybe or whatever no no it's simple what his motivation was these this is what i'll even on
fox when it comes to race they'll go to a to a certain line and not cross it.
And I don't mean cross by being offensive, but by stating the truth.
He did it to make Trump and anybody who voted for him look like a racist and a bigot.
And this is America in 2019, not to mention he needed the attention and whatnot.
But he's steeped in that victim ideology because he's minority and he's gay.
But his motivation was clear when they threw in, oh, they had MAGA hats on.
This is MAGA country.
Their motivation is clear.
It's called racism, black racism.
And to make this country look horrible under Trump and anybody, this is a symptom of Trump's
America.
That was his motivation.
Have the balls to say it, please.
I'm sick of talking about this guy.
And I guarantee you he'll plead out of some shit.
He'll plead out and get a fine and he will still have a showbiz career.
How many times am I wrong to make these predictions?
One in a thousand.
Mark my words. Here's an article.
What was the paper? Times Union. I guess that's up in Cohoes, Albany. Anyways, put up the pic.
Oh my God. They keep using that picture. Looks like a sitcom on CBS. Wacky Nick, Wednesdays at eight.
Not crazy about that. It's a good picture. Otherwise, it makes me look harmless, but then
it misleads people. They get into the show and they're like, Jesus H. Christ, I didn't expect
this from that smiling greaseball. But this was the article promoting my special Saturday night,
conservative leaning.
That's how they start. I'm not a conservative,
but I'm sick of fighting for it. So you know what? You want to
slap that, I'll be fine. Conservative
leaning comedian Nick DiPaolo
who likes to say, and this is my quote
and I'm glad they put it. There are two types of people
in the world. Politically correct people and
people who are honest.
And that to me sums up.
But I'll bring my stand-up back
to cohoes on Saturday night
shooting a TV special.
The performance is under the auspices
of a Saratoga Springs-based
The Comedy Works,
which has the exclusive contract
to book comedy at the musical.
Taping this special there
has been in the works
since March of 2017
when DiPaolo first performed
at the historic venue.
Immediately after the show, DiPaolo told
the comedy works owner Tommy Nicky how much he liked the hall, which I did. We'll put up a picture
in a second to show you how beautiful it is. And blah blah blah. And my quote was performed all
over the country, all over the world actually, and this building has as much character and as fun to
play as any I've ever done. I must have had a hell of a set that night. I know I did.
Extra partial standing ovation.
Anyways, it'll be my fourth hour-long comedy special taped for TV,
although a cable of streaming outlets to carry it has not been decided.
Over the years, we've produced shows there.
This is my agent Tommy talking.
Lampanelli, Gilbert Godfrey, Larry the Cable Guy,
none of them even knew the building
existed. It's one of the oldest theaters in the country, but they all love the feel of the room.
And many times I heard posts show from comics that they like to film here. And Nick is just the first
one to follow through because I'm a man of my word. This is the town where the gay congressman
came after me, who didn't want me to perform there last time. He was on Twitter saying,
I'm bringing my hate-filled blah, blah, blah,
use of horse shit from the fucking left.
And I went back and forth with him on Twitter.
I had him call into my serious radio show, actually.
And then it turned out,
he's like the most hated politician up there.
And the mayor showed up for my show
the last time.
And I took pictures with the mayor and his daughter and stuff.
So anyhow, it's a beautiful joint.
Beautiful joint.
The special will be recorded with a setup of six high-def cameras and microphones.
I can't afford that.
To capture me as well as the audience reaction.
They say it's the first stand-up act shot at Capital Region venue for a TV special.
And then it gives my long list
of credits. And my buddy Josh Kincaid
is going to be opening
for me. He's a young comic who's very, very funny.
He'll do a few minutes up front.
I'll cut that short on Josh because
TV tape, you don't want crowds to get tired.
And I have to do a ton of materials so he can edit
whatever doesn't fly. Which won't be
much because I'll be on fire, motherfuckers.
That's how
I look at it. But thank you to Tommy
Nicky, my agent slash manager
in Cohoes Hall.
Do we have a picture, guys?
There it is. That's
from the side. The stage would be
to the, you know, see those seats? Obviously the
stage is... Look at that place though. It's gorgeous. from the side the stage would be to the you know see those seats obviously the stages uh look at
that place though it's it's gorgeous and you can tell it was built in 18 whatever because when
you're backstage you walk through the hallways i look like i'm six foot nine i'm ducking down and
i i went to find the men's room i got lost in some hallway i leaned against a bookshelf and it spun
around and there was a toilet by itself and a magic cabin. Uh,
really,
really look at that.
How fucking good is that going to look?
It looks like a place where Lincoln would be shot.
It really does.
Tyrone Lincoln from Albany.
That's what I've been talking about.
Uh,
anyhow,
any he real quick,
Kyle in Detroit.
Uh,
Kyle wants an opinion on Jesse.
I'm not going to do much more about Jesse because we've touched on it.
And it's such bullshit that I'm watching and it's still going, well, and it's always again, it's the libs that are gone.
All the facts aren't in yet.
And Kamala Harris, they asked her, she goes, I'm not going to weigh in until the investigation is complete. Let me translate that for you. You guys will forget about a month
down the road that this happened and we'll be on to bigger and better things. That way,
I won't have to weigh in and call the guy out to be a fucking fraud and a black racist. So
ask me about two months down the road after we've made something up about Trump and when nobody's
even interested in Smollett. Kyle, go ahead. You're on the air. How are you?
So I got a theory that I haven't heard yet about Jussie Smollett. Smollett.
Sounds like a mullet, but a small mullet. It also sounds like, I don't know, Smolletta.
So I think he might be a closet
Trump supporter.
Maybe this is an elaborate scheme.
Maybe he's going the way of Kanye.
Maybe it's an elaborate scheme
to shine the light
on the fucking reality.
No.
The left likes to play the race card.
Maybe this is the 4D chess
maneuver. No.
Absolutely not. Why? Think about it. You gotta the 4D chess maneuver. No, absolutely not.
Why? Think about it.
No, you got to think about that for yourself.
Really, Kyle?
I haven't thought about that.
If anybody...
You haven't thought about it.
Hey, can I fucking...
What was your thought on that?
You know what, Kyle?
It's my fucking show.
Can I get a word in?
If there's anybody who was the secret agent
for the Trump and Republicans,
it will be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
with her economic theories. That will be the secret agent for the Trump and Republicans, it will be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with her economic theories.
That will be the secret agent.
Smollett is a gay black guy who's so steeped in victim ideology.
He's in show business.
He ain't faking that.
Trust me.
He hates fucking Trump.
And that was the motivation, Kyle, to show how racist.
Maybe I'm just a pessimist or an optimist.
No, you're an optimist with that theory,
but trust me.
I don't know which one at this point, bro.
No, I think that would make you an optimist,
but trust me.
No, he's just everything that's wrong with the left
and all the white labels defending him.
Oh, we can't connect all the dots yet.
No, you don't want to.
I said it on day one.
The story was 10 minutes old.
I go, this is a
hoax you know so anyways all right kyle thanks buddy but you know but he did take care about
i gotta move on i got more calls and uh it's a big show right here he's not he's not a c
like i said if anybody is it'll be alexandria acacia cort. What a gift with her fucking Green New Deal, New Green Deal,
stupid Green Deal.
And then her
getting,
oh, in Times Square today
was a big, one of those electronic
billboards saying
thanks for nothing AOC from like
from Democrats.
So she's famous now.
I mean, she is a handjob to Trump.
And then Bernie jumping in with his horse shit.
Oh, it's a Trump's got to be laughing.
I mean, when you get Democrats laughing, going even Dick Durbin, little Dick Durbin, who
fucking is as left as they come.
He's going, I read it and I was like, what the hell is this?
So that would be a gift.
I wouldn't be surprised.
She ripped off her coat or her shirt and had a Trump T-shirt on under it.
She is a product of the modern day college campuses in this country.
Just as ignorant as the day is long when it comes to economics.
But so is bernie and
whatnot bernie might be a little nervous because he's a 97 year old white guy and uh acacio cortez
has the same economics they might go we're gonna go with a young uh you know slash minority
what is she cortez yeah? Yeah, I guess.
You might be unhappy to hear that AOC went to Boston University.
She went to BU.
You are correct, sir.
That doesn't make me unhappy.
That's just... I'm not a BU fan.
I love their hockey team.
But no, that just proves my point.
Wouldn't matter, though.
She could have went to DeVry and would have come out with this type of...
Every campus has been polluted.
You know.
Let's move to the first story of the day, shall we?
Guys, hang on there.
They're trying to set the show's agenda again,
and I don't know why people do that,
but I'm glad you're calling anyways.
Constitutional lawyer Jonathan Turley, he's the second best on the Constitution,
or maybe third. Tied for second with Levin. I put Dershowitz up there as first, and
Turley is a very, very bright fella, And he's saying, Trump will prevail,
wall will get built,
and he's no conservative, this guy.
Okay?
So, he's very, very smart.
I know a thing or two
about a thing or two.
He says,
this assessment came in an interview
on taxpayer-funded
and leftist NPR radio's
weekend edition Sunday.
Oh, I love that show so much.
We have the host question Jonathan Turley,
a liberal law professor, you get that?
A liberal law professor at George Washington University
about the legal challenges Trump will face.
We just heard about one lawsuit being brought
against the president by landowners
and other stakeholders along the southern border.
Do they have a case?
Lulu Garcia Navarro asked Turley. Turley said,. Do they have a case? Lulu Garcia Navarro asked Turley.
Turley said, well, they have a case,
but I'm afraid I don't believe
they have a particularly strong case.
Turley explained that the National Emergencies Act,
which I explained to you a couple of days ago,
enacted in 76,
gave president virtually unfettered authority.
That's the one I've been bringing up.
In fact, it really doesn't even
define what an emergency is, Turley said. Turley also explained that Congress could look at two
things if they want to stop the president, the act itself or the source of funding Trump is using.
But Turley said even challenging the funding might be a long road to hoe because Congress
gave the president over a billion dollars.
And he's now identified at least three other sources of largely undedicated funds that he can use.
Even if you knock out half of those, he's still over five billion, Turley said.
Garcia Navarro pressed Turley because she's a liberal on NPR radio and didn't like the answer.
And she took a big dump right in the chair and ran out screaming.
and didn't like the answer,
and she took a big dump right in the chair and ran out screaming.
She said, as many leftist media are highlighting,
that Trump said he didn't have to go with his plan,
but he wanted to speed up the process
and get the wall built.
Turley pointed out that many have lobbied Congress
to change the act, but that has not happened.
So it doesn't matter what he said.
The law is the law, is what he's saying.
And this sort of the, he says, and this is sort of
the chickens coming home to roost.
They gave him a statute with
unfettered authority and gave
him billions of dollars with limited
conditions, and he'll use both of those.
He says, I guess the big question is
how friendly will the courts be to these cases?
We know they're not going to be friendly
until he gets to the Supreme Court, because
presidential authority is an open question.
That was Garcia Navarro.
Turley explained the Congress could win.
The Congress with a majority vote in both the chambers, in both chambers, excuse me, could rescind the act.
But Trump could still veto that, which he said he's always going to do.
So do you need a super majority, Turley said?
Oh, he says, Jesus, I can't read today.
What the fuck's my problem?
He said, so you need a super majority.
And the odds are probably they don't have the votes for that.
So he says, I think that he's going to prevail.
And if they challenge him on his right to declare an emergency, I think that will be a spectacular failure, he said.
See they already gave him a billion dollars.
That's like saying, okay, we know you can do this.
Do you understand that?
Let's call into Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, see if she can explain to him.
Well we could take that billion dollars and we could invest it into communities of color
that don't have fast internet
and people living on cheese
and we could buy them cars and hats
followed by gunshots.
They'll have to focus on the source of the funds, Turley said,
but I don't think that's going to get them all the way.
They need to go to stop this construction. It's going to happen. I don't think that's gonna get them all the way they need you know they need to go to stop this construction it's gonna happen I don't
know I don't fucking hey remember when Roberts overruled we're talking about
her Obamacare and shit and he came out and said no he ruled in favor though you
know you never know but you know damn well Trump first it's gonna go to the
appellate court.
Then the Ninth Circuit.
We'll lose there.
Then we're going to lose there.
And then I'll go to Judge Judy's court.
We might win there.
I've known her for a long time.
And then Judge Mathis is a cool black guy.
And we'll probably maybe win there.
I know people don't think I like black people, but I'm friends with him.
I built his condo. And then I'll go to Supreme Court
and hopefully we'll win there
who knows
enough of the Smollett guys
we're over with fucking Smollett
college players getting paid?
I'm not talking about that.
You want me to read you a super chat?
Yeah, give me a super chat.
These guys are all off subject.
When are you coming to Harlem, Nick?
From Mark McGowan.
When are you coming to Harlem?
When am I coming to Harlem?
When I need my car keyed.
I'm kidding.
What makes you think I haven't been to Harlem?
I performed at the Apollo Theater
when I first moved to New York.
And was booed off roundly three minutes into the act.
Was chased off by the Sandman.
Sinbad was the host.
Pull up that footage.
That shit's more famous than the fucking Kennedy assassination.
We reviewed that one.
I went down like a Kennedy.
But one of my comments, that's it.
I think that question is being asked with sarcasm
Harlem isn't what it used to be
Harlem after Giuliani
he made it very nice up there
there's some beautiful apartments
that were affordable the last time
I lived in a city which was years and years ago
but it's been gentrified
or as the black people
say these motherfuckers is fucking the shit up
but it's beautiful.
Most of Harlem is beautiful. I'm sure there's
some ratty spots, like,
but it's not what it was.
Like when, you know,
the French connection shot.
Anyhow,
what was I talking about?
Things Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would do with that money.
That sounds like a $10,000 pyramid.
Buy new shoes.
Get yourself a nice apartment.
Waste it on a ring.
Things AOC would do with money.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
What do we got here? Oh, President Donald Trump. This is from Breitbart.
Remember Lara Logan yesterday who actually plugged Breitbart saying it's one of the only responsible websites out there if you want both sides of the truth. donald trump on wednesday supported covington high school student nick
sandman and his lawyers for suing the washington post go get him says go get him nick trump wrote
on his twitter fake news boy is he relentless trump quoted the lawsuit which said the post
ignored basic journalistic standards because it wanted to advance its well-known and easily documented bias agenda against president trump and uh i'm sorry
he's been right on the money you are correct sir it's all part of the same plan between the look
just look at the coverage you want to know how fucking liberal and crooked the media is look at
the covington coverage which has already been no lawyer would take that. I mean, they didn't think they had a chance.
And then look at Jussie Smollett.
Look at the reaction for the mainstream media, jumping the gun on both because it painted
Trump in a fucking horrible light in Trump's America.
Remember the kids had MAGA hats on and they were the right age and the right religion
and the right skin color.
They are fucking evil.
Toxic white masculinity.
Those privileged little bitches. And it turns out they weren't doing anything. They didn't provoke
anybody. They didn't yell, build a wall. They didn't yell the N word. And it was the chief
poke a fucking hookah running screaming Eagle in his late nineties, beating his stupid drum
made out of condom skins and the kid's face. And he just stood there and smirked. I don't know how he did it.
I can admit that face was a little irritating.
I wanted to poke him in the eyes, too.
But when I found out why he was doing it, but again, the media, right, they jumped the
gun both times because in the Smollett story, oh, it was probably two white MAGA guys, and
then these white MAGA kids, that's everything that's wrong with the country.
None of them have apologized.
None of them have retracted.
None of them are going to be held accountable.
That's why they're going to do it again and again and again.
But Sandman's got himself a lawyer.
I love that.
And you know Trump hates Bezos because of the Washington Post.
And Bezos has his own problems.
Picture of his dicks flying around on the internet.
I never seen a fucking $100 billion dick.
Well, once, but that was a long time ago,
and I was Liberace's chauffeur.
The lawsuit is seeking $250 million in damages.
I heard somebody on TV say,
which is exactly what Bezos paid for the Washington Post,
so that number is not an accident,
accusing the Post of targeting bullying salmon and his peers
for wearing a Trump campaign MAGA hat during a school trip for the March for Life.
And that's how you know they're thugs and little cretins,
because they were at a March for Life rally.
Right? That's how you know they're as evil as Antifa.
They're four babies not being stabbed in the head with scissors.
Although I've taken some flights, and if I had scissors...
What? Oh, come on now.
No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.
The lawsuit claims that the Washington Post
ignored the truth of the event between Salmon
and Native American activist Nathan Phillips.
Sounds like a real Indian, Nathan Phillips.
And then, you know, his son, who was another Indian, Chuck Smith, on three different occasions.
On January 19, 20, and 21, the Post ignored the truth and falsely accused Nicholas of,
among other things, accosting Phillips by suddenly swarming him in a threatening and
physically intimidating manner. Yeah, you could see that. other things, accosting Phillips by suddenly swarming him in a threatening and physically
intimidating manner.
Yeah, you could see that.
You could see the swarming intimidation.
He looked like a baby with gas, just smiling.
And other activists were wrapping up the march and preparing to leave, blocking Phillips'
path back to his teepee, which is behind a Sunoco station, refusing to allow Phillips
to retreat, taunting the dispersing indigenous crowd.
Really?
One Indian makes an indigenous crowd?
One fucking guy with a headdress chanting, build that wall.
I think they were chanting, build that mall.
If you listen real close, they were supposedly yelling, Trump 2020 or go back to Africa.
Yet nobody's heard that on any of the tapes.
And otherwise engaging in racist and improper conduct,
which ended only when Phillips and other activists walked away.
Then the kids pelted him with corn on the cob
and called it maize.
And they threw bags of litter at his feet.
Wanted to see him cry.
The lawsuit was filed Tuesday in the U.S. District Court of the Eastern District of
Kentucky.
So Trump is behind you, kid.
And I don't know if you're going to get the 250 mil, but the kid's life has been damaged.
There's no doubt about it.
I mean, his parents have been on, he's been on, and, you know.
No difference in this country being a young white guy and being accused falsely of rape
or just wearing a MAGA hat.
Same thing to the media.
Same thing.
No difference.
So the kid's staying for life.
Wait till you get the money, Nicholas Salmon.
Wait till you get the dough.
Then you're going to be a white, white rich privileged guy that they really hate ah you should take some of
that money here's what you do i'm good at sticking the hatchet in the mohawk tomahawk mohawk the tomahawk
um you get the 250 mil let's say okay let's say you get 150 mil. Donate $10 to some indigenous fund.
A real fucking insult.
Just enough for a bottle of Ripple or whatever.
Makes him go crazy.
Huh.
So I'm glad somebody's been held liable.
But we shall see again.
What do we got here?
Guys, on something like this, you can whisper in my ear,
but Lisa, my photographer Saturday night.
Is that her on line two?
Am I looking at that?
Lisa?
That's me, Lisa Pernell.
Hey, Lisa Pernell.
How are you?
Hey, how are you?
I heard you're really good with the camera.
I'm working for you Saturday night.
Me? Yeah, I'm six-time Grammy Hall of Fame
photographer, Lisa Pirneau.
Six-time what?
Lisa, Lisa, slow down.
Six-time Grammy Hall
of Fame photographer,
Lisa Pirneau,
Associated Press. I happen to be good friends with Tommy and also Kevin Downey Jr.
So I have a show the night before up in Albany,
so I'm going to take care of you for your filming on Saturday night.
I shot Kevin Downey Jr. also at Cohoes.
Okay, you say that like he's a fucking house all name,
but I'm not that impressed.
No, he's very funny. That guy's very funny. Kevin, he say that like he's a fucking house all name, but I'm not that impressed. No, he's very funny.
That guy's very funny.
Kevin, he's phenomenal.
Let's not go crazy.
He's very funny.
And just to let you know,
I am further to the right
than you will ever be, brother.
And, okay,
I make you look like
you fall to the left.
Okay?
You know what Tupac is backwards?
It's Kaput.
Boy, I wish I had my rim shot.
Ding, ding, ding.
I like to hear that.
Ding, ding, ding.
Okay, and number two.
Can I get a word?
Go ahead.
No, Ocasio-Cortez.
I never saw a dumber bitch than that.
All I know is I watched the State of the Union,
and she leaned over to the woman next to her with a burqa and said,
Who's Normandy?
No, she didn't.
One dumb fuck.
No.
She should have been born Chinese.
Muhammad Jihad.
Yes, she did.
And the other thing you missed.
A bacala.
Yeah.
The other thing you missed also is when they were talking about the guy that survived Dachau
and then the same guy survived the shooting in Pittsburgh.
Yeah.
She turned around and said, is Dachau also a beach?
Oh, God.
Hello?
Oh, my goodness.
That's what you're putting in the house?
I hope you're a better photographer.
That's what you're putting in the house?
I hope you're a better photographer than you are a joke teller.
But I love you.
Elise, if you...
I'm not looking to tell a joke.
You're from the...
All I know is
I'm born and raised in the Bronx.
Are you on cocaine right now?
Am I on cocaine?
No, I've never done a drug in my life.
Well, you're going to Saturday night
after the shoot.
We're going to get pictures
of you doing a blog.
Go to Saturday night. I look
forward to meeting you, and all I
know is, give it everything
you got for me.
I look forward to meeting you.
Can I get a tip in here? My good side is my right side,
so remember that.
That should be easy to remember.
You look good to me on everything.
Thank you, honey. I can't wait to meet you.
I can't wait to meet you.
I was going to say, I'll see you before the show. I'll be there a little early for you, honey. I can't wait to meet you. I'm going to rock out. I was going to say, I'll see you before the show.
I'll be there a little early for you.
Dress
nice and make all the eye contact you can.
Lisa, I've done this before.
You're talking to me like I'm an open mic-er.
It's my fourth hour special.
Yeah, I know.
Take it easy.
I've seen them all. I love you, man.
I'll see you Saturday. I've been following you love you, man. I'll see you Saturday.
I've been following you for a long time.
I'll see you Saturday night and have a safe trip up.
All right, Lee, see you.
I like that, bro.
See how they talk to you like you've never,
just because it's the first time she's covered me?
What you want to do is talk into the microphone,
make sure you have a bottle of water on the stage.
I like that she's a right winger,
and I hope she's not taking all the shots from there.
Well, actually, I am.
That happens to be my good side.
I wasn't saying that politically.
I'm just saying.
But Lisa, five-time what?
Emmy? Grammy?
Six-time Grammy award-winning photographer.
Grammy.
Wow, she's overqualified.
I was going to get some guy, you know,
that worked at fucking Kodak
for 22 years at Radio Shack
with a nice zoom lens from the early 70s,
a nice Polaroid.
How's that one?
Here's another one.
Those guys have no idea what I'm talking about,
but that's how old I am.
Let's go to our buddy Travis in California.
Travis, what's happening?
Hey, Travis.
Hey, what's up, Nick?
I'm okay.
I'm not doing too well.
You're not doing too well?
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know.
What can I do for you?
So how does the wall,
is it just your politics
or is the wall really,
how does it affect you?
What are you so worried about a wall?
First of all, who said I'm worried about it?
Second of all, it affects everybody
because it drives down wages,
especially minority workers.
It drives down their wages,
but it doesn't help the economy to
flood the market with uneducated people
who don't have any
real... Most of the jobs
in this country, Travis, in a few years,
and both people will tell you this on Democrat
or Republican,
most of the jobs
are going to be automated, so we don't need
the job market being flooded.
That's why.
And not to mention 95% to 90% of the drugs
are coming through the southern border.
Just on that alone, we need a wall.
Because I know people with drug problems.
I never heard you talk about this until Trump became president.
Oh, really?
And I talked about it on my radio show in Sirius,
and so you haven't listened to me.
Yeah, but that was when Trump was in office.
What's that?
I'm saying prior to Trump becoming president,
I never heard you.
Well, it wasn't an issue.
The Democrats weren't for open borders five years ago.
Five years ago.
I talked about it plenty of times.
That's silly. Opie and Anthony, we talked about it plenty of times. That's silly.
Opie and Anthony, we talked about it all the time on Call Me a Show.
So just because you didn't hear it didn't mean I didn't say it.
Anyways.
Yeah, I guess so.
You did, you did.
I did.
I don't know.
I just wish I had your life, man.
It must be nice.
What's so nice about my life?
I'm in my house doing a show.
I like to have your life. That's my whole point. That's what I'm in my house doing a show. I'd like to have your life.
That's my whole point.
I like to have
your life.
Thank you.
Whoops.
Sorry.
I'd like to have
Travis's life.
It's 6.30.
I guess he's on the west.
It's 3.30 in the afternoon.
He's high as a kite
making silly assumptions
and never talked
about it before.
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
But it affects everybody's lives.
See, you don't have to be living, you know, in El Paso
and have somebody dump garbage on your lawn
or sell drugs in your driveway to be affected by it.
And it's not just the wall.
People overstaying their visas is also a big problem,
which I've brought up.
833-599 nick 833-599-6425 let's let's continue well since travis called and let's talk about re this is
interesting my buddy sends me a clip on reddit ch Chris Rock was having a discussion
and somebody put it on Reddit,
took his quote.
He was on Reddit.
I don't know how it works.
It was probably a year ago,
somebody said.
But my buddy sent me this.
I hadn't even heard about it.
And it was Chris Rock in an interview
a while ago.
And this is Chris Rock,
my old boss at HBO, and i'm quoting him he says
i'm not gonna say the guy's name but i'm sitting there the other night me arsenio hall and dave
chapelle talking about this white comic we love who we know is racist but we're like this guy's
so funny like we know he's a racist he makes no qualms of his racism in his ultra-conservatism.
And all three of us are like, that motherfucker is funny. That's just how stand-ups are, he says.
Aziz is one of the best. And then he refers to me, he says, he's as good as they are.
So I get sent that by my buddy. So I call Chris Rock. He usually changes his number all the time
because he's so rich and famous.
And he calls me back in like five minutes.
And I said, Chris, were you talking,
was that you?
He goes, you're goddamn right I was talking about you.
He goes, I'll up the ante.
He goes, we were at Eddie Murphy's house.
Eddie Murphy said you were funny.
And I think Jamie Foxx was there.
And Jamie Foxx, I'm sorry, he just don't like Whitey.
But neither does Chris. And it's absurd for them to think I'm racist.
When I worked for Chris Rock, do you think a real racist, here's the problem in this country,
we've lost the definition with a real racist. You think a real racist would go to work for a black guy?
Or want to be in the same room or have lunch with him?
No. No.
And I'm not racist for having different opinions on race
just because I'm white.
My buddy said, well, the fact that he calls you a racist
makes him a racist. He doesn't like white people.
You ever listen to Chris?
He doesn't like fucking white people.
Watch his specials.
And I'm fine with that.
I'm not crazy about all black people.
Who is?
So the fact that they said I'm a funny motherfucker is way, that trumps all that shit.
That's why I like when he said in the article, he goes, that's just how standups are.
And they appreciate me.
They don't even know why they appreciate me.
Because of my honesty.
One thing I know about black people, they like to know where you stand and they appreciate you if
you don't hide it, that fake white smile. But the fact that Eddie Murphy and, and, and Jay Chappelle,
who I think is as good as anybody to do this in a long time, I knew Chappelle liked me. He always
told me at the comedy cellar, but. But, you know, and Chris.
Fucking Chris is, you know, killer stand-up.
You know, the fact that they think I am hilarious
and the reason they think it
is the same reason they think I'm racist
because I don't hide my fucking feelings.
So to brand me as a racist is a little unfair.
But I worked for Chris Rock for a couple years at HBO.
Never had more fun.
I pitched I'll never forget this.
There was both black and white writers.
It was a mix.
It wasn't all black.
But we're at the table, and I'm pitching one of my first ideas, and I called it Good Morning
African America, like Good Morning America.
And I said, there's a broken window behind you with a bullet hole, and they all start
snickering.
And Ali, who was the executive producer with Chris, Nick, you're racist.
And I just went, fuck you, Ali.
And everybody started laughing the way it should be.
And I genuinely like these guys.
I mean, Chris Rock, while I was writing,
he calls me, I'm living in Queens.
My phone rings on a Saturday morning.
He goes, hey, want to go to a Mets game?
He goes, meet me in Seinfeld at Shea Stadium in about an hour and a half at Gate, whatever.
I show up.
There's Jerry and Chris.
So I go with them.
Had a great time.
Then a picture shows up in People Magazine, I think it was People Magazine, a couple weeks later.
This sums up my career, my life perfectly.
It's a picture of Seinfeld and Chris.
And all you can see is the side of my nose
and the bill of my cap,
about an eighth of my face.
I talked to Chris today for a good half hour or more
and consider him a buddy.
And he knows that I'm not fucking racist.
Maybe not,
but a real racist would never work for you, Chris.
You know that. But it was a great time when I wrote there because Giuliani was the mayor.
And of course, Giuliani was the only mayor in the history of New York to tell Al Sharpton to go
shit in his hat. Wouldn't talk to him the whole eight years he was the mayor. And Chris would
have a lot of jokes in his monologues that me and another guy, Frank, would write
and a couple other writers,
a ton of jokes about Giuliani,
and I had Chris's voice down.
I knew what he wanted,
and does that sound like a racist?
I'm writing jokes about a mayor who I love,
and I'm writing jokes that makes the mayor look stupid.
No, it sounds like you're selling out.
Yes, exactly.
But I loved talking to Rock today.
Hadn't heard from him ever.
I was shocked when that number still worked, but was still active.
And he said he's calling me for a Mets game.
I should be saying, let's go see a real team called the world champion Boston Red Sox.
A couple of shrugs in the booths.
Can you match up with the Super Chat?
Super Chat.
You don't have to whisper.
Talk loud. You're on the air. don't have to whisper. Talk loud.
You're on the air.
Don't be a girl.
All right.
Big Bear's Hot Takes says,
Nicky, my boy, can you get rid of the Antifa members in the booth
and hire some meat eaters to run the show?
Asking for a friend.
I disagree with that.
I take offense.
I eat plenty of meat.
He does.
And, you know, most of it's from the waist down and a guy named Kevin.
Antifa members, these guys, they could hit you with a bike lock and you wouldn't even feel it.
I measured their biceps.
All four of them together came to four and a half inches.
Does that look like an Antifa member?
He's wearing Ellen DeGeneres' shirt.
He looks like Marv Albert in junior high school.
I'm not getting rid of the twinks.
It's good to have a, you know, a millennial point of view.
And Ryan's the more left wing.
I can tell you, I like him.
He's a complicated kid and somehow very simple.
Jason can write his balls off.
Jason's writing a novel right now.
I read some of it
to Colin Quinn a couple lines
and he's like Jesus this kid can turn a phrase
so no
although I'll be honest
if I found two strippers
female tomorrow
from arsoning
with pot bellies I'd put them right in there
I'd strip
you'd strip yeah that's just what I'm looking for.
I got one more
from Chanel Julio saying, hey Nick, isn't it
bullshit that the MSM is always referring to Nathan
Phillips? Slow down, Ryan!
Got it. Do it again.
Hey Nick, isn't it bullshite
that the MSM is always referring to
Nathan Phillips as elder?
Yeah. Well, he is an elder.
But yeah, an elder like an Indian elder.
Like he's smoking a peace pipe
and sharing turkey with John Smith.
Look up your history if you don't know who that is.
It is funny.
Meanwhile, the guy is a fraud
and an activist and a shit stirrer.
What's Indian for shit stirrer?
We call it... We call it,
we call it maze.
No, that's the corn in your shit.
Anyhow,
I'm glad the super chats took me off
this interesting conversation about me,
Chris Rock.
Eddie Murphy said I'm funny.
I fucking love Eddie too.
SNL, I mean,
again,
and I can laugh.
Here's the difference.
The other point I wanted to make,
I can laugh at those guys when I say those other point I wanted to make. I can laugh at those guys.
When I say those guys, comics on the left.
Al Franken makes me laugh because he's so mean.
And fucking, I can laugh.
Bill Maher too.
Bill Maher's writers come up with some good shit.
The difference being they would not.
But I have evidence from these guys, right from Chris Rock's mouth,
that they think I'm a funny motherfucker.
So I got my merit badge. So I said to chris throw me in a movie i'll play the racist cop you guys be
the four black guys breaking into every bodega that's a little too on the nose in indian is
gandaji doshi wait a minute that's ind Indian with a dot, not with feathers.
In Hindi.
Yeah, that's not the Indian I'm looking for.
John Wayne wasn't shooting at a bunch of high-tech fucking...
Hurry up!
Those aren't dots.
Those are laser sights.
Yes, I made that joke on stage about 10 years ago.
Those are laser sights.
It's true, you bodega.
That's a married woman when you have a dot on your head. My wife woke It was a laser sight. It's true, your bodega. That's a married woman
when you have a dot on your head.
My wife woke up
with a giant zit.
What was the thing
I said about it, Jace?
Remember,
I said it on the show.
Something about eight arms.
Yes.
She goes,
it's not that noticeable.
I go,
which of your eight arms
are you going to
give me a handjob with?
I thought that was very funny.
But why you not?
You have a zit on your head,
but why not?
So anyways, I have some street cred.
And those are some funny guys.
I'll take it.
Nick, you're sucking up to...
No, I'm just saying.
Oh, we got to go to Andrew in Wisconsin
if I can get past all these things
Andrew sent me all that
shit that was going on at Marquette University
during Black History Month
and we put it up what's the latest on that Andrew
hey how's it going Nick
what's the latest on the campus
yeah
so I don't know if you remember constitutional conscious How's it going, Nick? What's the latest on the campus? Yeah. Yeah.
So I don't know if you remember.
It's Constitutional Conscious Week.
Yeah.
So they're teaching all the illegals how they can hide here on campus.
And the cops on campus aren't going to report them to ICE, which is fucking unbelievable.
Great.
Look on the website.
You can even see it.
The president talked about, like, oh, you're not allowed to use the I word.
And the I word is illegal. You're not allowed to use the A word.
It's not fucking Apple. It's alien.
You're not allowed to say illegal alien. It's unbelievable.
What if you say it? What if you say illegal alien on campus?
What will happen to you, Andrew?
Well, I actually got screwed a couple months ago.
My buddy Sam and I got in trouble.
We were putting these fake award submissions
for the Diversity
and Inclusion Office for who
is a big virtue
signorer on campus. We were nominating
all these people, Trump,
Pence, going down the line,
PC Prince Wolf from South Park.
Anyway, we got into a bit of trouble.
We brought up a legal alien
on the record and the guy just pretended to ignore it.
But it's unbelievable.
I can't enforce it.
But anyway, the craziest thing about Black History Month is this thing, MU Moja Retreat.
And they're putting these bulletins everywhere on campus.
There's some in the hallway.
They advertise it as the first ever black student retreat,
a retreat for black students designed by black students.
We're not retreat people whatsoever.
Those people are out there.
But I would say all students, both undergrad and undergrad, who identify as black,
and they specify that there's multiple types of black now not just
well show up show up and say you're you're you're identify as a wigger thank you andrew i had to
cut you off you're going a little long there um but uh no uh it's i i gotta break up the college
campus i i don't know how you do it. But they're polluting generations and generations like Andrew.
At least he's bright enough to know when he's being fucked.
But it has to be broken up.
I don't know how you do that.
Again, that will be a decade after decade process
by starting to teach the kids U.S. history again.
And then I see Black Lives Matter saying,
you know, that black students don't feel safe on camp.
There couldn't be a safer place for a young black person
than a college campus.
I don't give a shit if it's in Birmingham, Alabama,
or, you know, Salt Lake City.
It is hilarious.
We brought up Indian, right?
We brought up Indian.
You brought up the, you know, not the feather,
the indigenous, but the Indian.
And I do have a red dot type of Indian that I love. You are the love charger
I am so lucky for you are mine
Love charger, you are my love
I'm hoping he's in the and I'm probably wrong about that that sounds like every
song I've ever heard in a cab in New York City as Colin Quinn said yeah they
put on the better best the best of female circumcisions when you get in the car.
That's turning a phrase.
Anyhow.
I'll show you some real racism so I can clear it up for Eddie Murphy and for Chris and all my big fans, Chappelle and whoever.
First of all, the fact that I still exist in the business and Amy Schumer uses me and Louis loved me, I have enough proof. But did you see this crazy
white woman? I don't know, it was Arizona somewhere. Black guy said he stopped the car
to let her walk in front of it, which I don't know. Once again, the camera starts after the
action starts. But look at this crazy white bitch.
And even I can't really defend this type of behavior.
Absolutely.
Whoa.
Hey, you have yourself a blessed day.
Have yourself a blessed day.
Oh, matter of fact, I'm taking the time for this one.
What was that?
You said I'm a what?
I killed him.
I put a bullet in that.
Did you?
He killed Tupac.
I'm.
He's a dead mother.
Uh-huh.
He is an ugly homosexual.
Oh.
Just like you, f***er.
You mother f***er.
Absolutely.
You f***ing f***er.
Come on, Trump.
Pick her.
I mean, if you're as racist as everybody says, pick her as your running mate.
Fuck Pence, get this broad in there.
See, that's racism, Chris and Eddie and whoever.
I mean, Dave.
But I'm not going to try to defend women,
but we don't know what happened before that.
I don't believe his version
that I let her pass in front of my car.
I'm sorry.
I'm not buying it.
That doesn't justify that horrible,
that hate. Did you hear?
That's what I love about it.
The black guy was just laughing, going, another crazy white
crack. That's how it should be. It should roll off your
fucking back. You don't send a lawsuit.
It didn't ruin my day. I'm not damaged.
You know. Oh my god.
Anyhow, she's a fucking lunatic.
She said she killed tupac which is
fucking priceless she said she killed tupac she thinks tupac is his god or something
yeah and we all know that uh that that couldn't be further from the truth a lot of people say um
bill belichick had something to do with Tupac's death.
I don't know.
Him and Tom Brady and Trump put together some type of thing years ago
before they were even famous.
Anyhow, see that, though?
That's blatant racist behavior.
And he laughed at it and let it roll off his back the way he should.
She'd be crazy.
She'd probably get some votes, though,
in the southern region.
I say that, and that's not really true either.
I do comedy now, and people go,
you're politically incorrect, stuff must fly.
No, they actually have a complex about being racist.
When I do, except for Dallas,
things have changed, I guess,
since I did the punchline in Atlanta.
Dallas, all the jokes that usually get
people to cringe here in New York, they were giving me applause breaks on. And I said,
I found a home. And it's not overt racist jokes. It's just me being honest. If you're a white guy
and you haven't been called a racist or a bigot, and you're a comic, you're a crowd pleaser.
You're not talking about anything real. You're doing eight minutes on your toaster blowing up
or you're fucking getting sick on a plane.
Yes.
Some super chats for you.
Why are you whispering like a bitch?
I got some super chats for you.
There you go.
Thank you.
All right.
Cyclone 8974 says,
Black people think all white people are racist.
They just think the guys with the swastikas are the honest ones.
Doesn't even make sense.
He said all people, all white people are racist.
Well, yeah, I see what you, no, no.
They, they appreciate me for one.
But yes, the ones with the swastikas, they are racist.
They, maybe that's your point.
They are.
But just from experience, and I'll say it again,
and Patrice would say this, and my buddy Keith Robinson,
and my two black friends, oh, Nick, you don't have to say it.
You've got black friends.
I love how you say that, and it makes you racist.
Okay, so if I say I don't have any black friends, I'm a racist.
If I bring up my black friends, I'm a racist.
See what you're doing?
You're playing games. But yeah, nobody'm a racist. If I bring up my black friends, I'm a racist. See what you're doing? You're playing games.
But
nobody wants a swastika. Go ahead.
And then
Chanel Julio again
says, hey Nick, who do you think you're more like?
Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, or Uncle
Ernie from My Three Sons?
I'd say I'm a combination
of Chris Rock and Uncle Ernie. i'd say i'm a combination of chris rock and uh uncle ernie steve these kids are driving me crazy
nothing from the young boys and i don't blame them that show was popular when i was eight
um but i would say i'm a combination of chris rock and a cranky that was a good question i like that uh anything else yeah i got three more
just gave us a 100 a nice one a hundred dollars yeah a hundred dollars say his handle again nice
and slow faddy miro thank you so much appreciate he says love you and love your show you handsome
devil you i had my day i'm looking at myself right now and I don't know.
I got an age spot. I got a dent in my face from that girl that sucker punched me.
And I look a little bloated. I don't know how this is. I had a stomach flu for about 24 hours.
I told you I actually drew mud when I went to fire the other day. But I'm hanging in there
for a guy in his late 70s, and I appreciate that very much.
Patrick Door says,
Black History Month must be why the Colt 45 and 40s are 80% off,
and my mechanic took my back left rear door off.
Oh, come on now.
It's going to be funny if you're going to handle it.
Leave the racist shit to the professionals.
I like to get people's goat and go,
why don't we have a white history month?
And get people to,
well, why don't we have a, you know,
be black entertainment,
why don't I have a white entertainment network?
Because every other channel is white, you dumb fuck,
and the rest of the month is a year is white. But yes, because it's a predominantly white country.
The thing is about race, folks, and I'll say it again.
Once you meet people one-on-one and shit,
and you sit down and you start talking,
and this is true, the media and the Democrat Party
in conjunction with each other,
they're the ones who traffic in identity politics
and have us at each other's throats.
But in real life, I went into a bodega to buy cigarettes.
And I did Dennis Miller the other day in the city.
I go in.
The guy behind the counter, I don't know.
He looked Middle Eastern.
I don't know if he was Indian or Middle Eastern.
But then he sounded Hispanic.
He's going puppy and mummy because there was some older Hispanic people in there.
I don't know what he was.
But he was such a New Yorker. And he looks at me, he goes, cop,
you're a cop, right? You're a cop, which I get all the time. I said, I walked through Washington
Square Park near the comedy cell. I used to see kids ditching their drugs in the bushes and shit.
I look like a fucking cop. But he made the joke and we thought, I go, I get that all the time,
and he's pointing, the Hispanic people are laughing. It's fun. I mean, I get that all the time, man. And, you know, and he's pointing, the Hispanic people are laughing.
Like, it's fun.
I mean, that is, those are a few moments, like, where New York is fun.
But he seemed almost Middle Eastern.
I usually get it from the, you know, the black Hispanics or the Puerto Ricans in New York.
We'll say, you look like a cop, man.
But this guy seemed more Middle Eastern.
Why do you think he got picked to play a cop on The Sopranos?
The same reason I got picked to play a cop 10 years before that on Chris
Rock Show. I was living in LA
and they flew me in
to play a racist cop.
And then I did it so well
I moved to New York and played every time
there was a racist cop. If we could pull those
up, but they'll get flagged, I'm sure,
where I play a racist cop. And you'd pull those up, but they'll get flagged, I'm sure, where I play racist cop.
And you'd think
I'd have my own series now.
They give Danny Aiello
De La Ventura
that lasted three minutes.
You know?
Go ahead, Ryan.
A last one from Mike Mack saying,
Hey, Nick,
fun fact of the day,
Nigeria has a population
of 190 million.
By 2100,
it's expected to be over 720 million.
About two-thirds of all Africans
are now saying they want to move
to the USA and Europe,
and that's really cool.
Two-thirds of them are going to move to Europe?
That's what they say they want to do.
Well, let's kind of fucking stop them.
Europe already has a problem.
I mean, Italy, they're overrunning...
You can't stop it, folks. You can't, and that's a lot of... Europe already has a problem. I mean, Italy, they're overrunning.
You can't stop it, folks.
You can't.
And that's a lot of, Jesus Christ, somebody drop a pack of condoms into Nigeria.
Mother, they're like fucking Irish people.
Go ahead.
The last one, Cyclone just sent this in.
Nick is a fucking narc.
Well, that, yes, that's exactly.
I sort of dress like a cop.
By that, I mean I have a, I sort of dress like a cop.
By that I mean I have a badge and a nightstick and a gun and,
it doesn't look right on a pair of chinos, but, yes, I'm not a narc.
Well, I, I don't know, they think I am.
And I always get this from the black guys in a park, they go,
yo, what up, Five? Five-O.
I go, okay, you got me.
I'm really going to tell dick jokes at three in the morning,
but how about you share that joint with me?
Speaking of racism, oh, look who's back in the news.
Farrakhan.
Wicked Jews using me to break up the women's movement.
Louis Farrakhan.
He smiled like this.
I'm not anti-Semite.
I'm anti-termite.
With his stupid bow tie and his hate.
And yet he still gets rounds of applause.
The same way Bill Cosby could probably play Madison Square Garden thing.
But here's a buddy, Louis Farrakhan, back. And the Democrats, the women's movement, they're big friends with Farrakhan.
The women, Sassour, and the ones who organized the Women's March. And they tried to distance themselves this year. Some of them didn't even show up because the people who put together the
Women's March are kind of fans of Farrak fair con even though they deny it but his fair con
once again going after his favorite target
your time black woman
you're not going to woman you just second self of
that you've got a
no
you are a part of
why be yelling?
Now the wicked Jews want to use me
to break up the woman's movement.
It ain't about Farrakhan.
It's about women all over the world
have the power to change the world.
All right.
That's it.
Get this through your head, you.
Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you.
That was Farrakhan Don Pesci.
He did this on Sunday.
His address at the Nation of Islam's Savior's Day conference in Chicago.
His address at the Nation of Islam's Savior's Day conference in Chicago.
He also praised Mallory's co-organizer Linda Sarsour,
a Palestinian-American who's been highly critical of Israel.
That's putting it politely.
And Carmen Perez, who slapped a yarmulke off a 12-year-old's... No.
Who reportedly made anti-Semitic comments at a Women's March planning meetings.
Yeah, exactly.
So funny.
Yet the right is labeled as the racists and the haters.
But, you know, special interest groups like the Women's March, hand-in-hand with Farrakhan. And we have that, what is it, that Congresswoman Omar
spewing hatred
about Jewish people
and, you know,
on and on.
Boy, does he have a hate for them.
Come on, Lewis. Come around. I'm surprised he doesn't have a? Come on, Lewis.
Come around.
I'm surprised he doesn't have a show on MSNBC.
I mean, they gave Sharpton one
after the Tawana Brawley thing
was proved a hoax.
So why is Jussie Smollett's career going to end?
It's not.
It's not.
He's a racist.
He was a hoax.
Listen to this one.
Once again, what do I say about the feminist movement,
the most insidious movement in the country for the last 40 years?
High school under fire for big boobie, big booty cheerleading awards.
What's the fucking, I don't understand.
You should have that girl's panties.
A high school in Wisconsin will no longer give out awards to cheerleaders
based on physical attributes including recognition for having the largest backside
kind of talk is this 1650 the largest backside how about a big ass and biggest breastises
district officials said an annual cheerleading banquet held for at least the past five years
at Tremper High School
in Kenosha
doled out awards
ranging from
Most Improved
to Hardest Worker
to Best Hand Job
to Best Teen Job.
Okay, those are little.
To Hardest Worker.
That would be the guy
looking through the peephole
in the cheerleading.
With at least
100 of the girls'
relatives and friends
and members
of the Kenosha
Unified School District in attendance.
But according to a year-long investigation by the ACLU, right now your radar should go
up because they're basically a left-wing hate group who labels everybody that disagrees
with them on anything as a hate group.
They're phonies.
They lost credibility about 12 years ago.
According to a year-long investigation by the ACLU,
other gag awards at the banquets
that were meant, and that's the key, gag
awards, were meant to be funny
according to the school's principal,
included the Big Booty Judy Award.
Yeah, I would have confused
that with a Nobel. I mean,
award for having the largest buttocks and the big booby strobe for the cheerleader with the biggest breasts.
Once again, nothing, nothing is more humorless than a modern day feminist or a feminist from the 50s, 60s.
Nothing.
They have no sense of irony.
Feminists from the 50s, 60s, nothing.
They have no sense of irony.
Didn't Louis, Louis said that on stage,
that feminists are the antithesis of comedy or whatever,
the natural enemy of comedy, I think Louis said.
Then again, what he did, it's hard to,
even I was with the feminists then.
Another accolade called the String Bean Award was also given to a cheerleader with eating disorder
no it says given to the skinniest cheerleader what do they give her like a golden slim jim
you know what do you what do you call those girls that puke up their bulimic the bulimics
anytime a bulimic goes missing they should have put a picture on the back of a Slim Jim
or a pretzel.
Anyways, they had an award for the skinniest cheerleader.
You'll see somebody from Bangladesh.
According to a letter sent Tuesday,
district officials demanding that the cheerleading coaches
be disciplined,
that robust, mandatory anti-harassment training be required for all
district employees. And to that, I say this.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Get over yourselves. We urge KUSD to release written guidelines prohibiting school officials
from commenting on students'
physical appearances or making other remarks about their bodies or sexuality, according
to the letter, which adds that the ACLU will continue to explore all legal remedies if
the steps are not taken.
In this world of real hate and Jesse Smollett's, have you weighed in on that one yet?
This is what you're doing?
You're investigating a high school
that gave out gag awards to cheerleaders.
Here's the key to this whole article.
None of the cheerleaders had a problem with it.
It was some stick-up-your-ass witch parent
who had to call in and complain.
This is what the fucking ACL...
This is what you're doing in a world
where women have a stone to death
if they go out without a male counterpart or show three inches of ankle.
This is what you're focusing on.
Shoving your left-wing liberal fucking humorless fucking putrid point of view on the rest of us.
Nobody complained, but one or two parents, and I'm sure they were beautiful, those fucking women.
Gender stereotypes and objectification
of women and girls start from an early age
and follow girls and women
throughout their entire lives.
Hopefully it'll lead to a poll
at a place called the Gold Club.
What? Who said...
Asma Khadri Kehler,
oh, you can tell she's just a fucking ball of laughs,
an attorney for the ACLU
known as the Titless Wonder, what?
Told the Racine Journal Times in a statement,
now more than ever, it's important for schools and all institutions
to take steps to prevent them from taking root.
The ACLU and ACLU of Wisconsin will continue to press KSUSD
to respond appropriately to these incidents.
Look, they're making it sound like rape.
And to reform and enforce its policies
so that all students
are treated equally, regardless
of their gender. Do you ever shut
the fuck up? Ever!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Once again,
once again,
a small segment of the popular,
ACLU,
no longer credible with anybody,
but fat ugly parents
who don't want jokes being made
because they were picked on.
Once again,
imposing their view of the world on you.
Nobody had a problem.
None of the cheerleaders said,
this is degrading.
You're churning out generations of you know humorless
women and somebody do something to the aclu i'm not saying what but it should involve
a clock radio some duct tape and a bag of ricin i feel like if there was a gender equivalent for
guys they would be okay with it like a biggest dick bulge award yeah no absolutely you don't think men have uh you know fucking uh what do they call it when women can't you know barbie
they get rid of the barbie doll because they couldn't live up to the you don't think men feel
the same way watching porn and and in my high school we had a secret award show that was shut
down but uh we had a most likely to kill a girl with his thick cock award let me
guess you came in third I did oh it's girls I'm sorry um you came in for it
was the Cub Scouts wasn't it most likely to kill a Cub Scout it was a wooden
penis anyways it's not a joke that's that's no I believe it and I'm sure but
he was fine with it.
Especially you.
Ryan was caught sitting on his third place trophy and spinning like a dreidel.
But listen to this.
I want to go on further.
ACLU officials said they obtained emails
sent by Trumper principal Steve Kinect
to cheer coaches that indicated at least four complaints.
Oh, four were received in April of 2018 regarding the awards.
But Kinect reported he could find no evidence of wrongdoing by the coaches
and failed to provide an explanation for the finding to one parent,
according to the ACLU's letter.
When the parent insisted that Mr. Koneck had missed something,
he responded that the awards were meant to be funny,
which bounced off her flat ass,
and the coaches were just joking around.
Try saying that to a modern-day feminist.
We're just fucking around.
Humorless.
It's a cancer.
Again, I will hang out with Black Lives Matter people
before I hang out with the feminists.
District officials later met with the schools.
You believe this?
I identified a lead chair coach
and directed her to write apology letters
to the students who received the gag awards,
even though they didn't have a problem with it. Do you see what's going on here? coach and directed her to write apology letters to the students who received the gag awards,
even though they didn't have a problem with it. Do you see what's going on here?
Do you see the fascism? The coach was also told to submit her resignation by June,
although she declined to do so before being told she'd be welcomed back as a co-coach along her replacement. And I'm sure that replacement looked like Tiny Tim in a summer dress.
But the woman has continued to directly coach the cheerleaders during the 2018-19 school
year, according to the ACLU.
Tanya Reuter, chief Communications Officer for the school district,
confirmed to the Journal Times that body shaming awards
will no longer be given out
to the female athletes.
Body shaming?
They were gag gifts.
I'll repeat it again.
They were gags.
They were meant as jokes.
None of the girls
that received the awards
complained about it.
But some ugly parent woman had a problem with it and called the school.
And that was enough to bring in the ACLU to investigate the Big Boobie Award.
Meanwhile, women in the middle of the least are being, you know, pushed off rooftops for showing three inches of forehead.
Unbelievable. School districts should stand up to this shit they should sue the aclu countersuit whatever
tell them to mind their fucking business unbelievable oh my god
i got the big booby award i wasn't working out much uh in high school and
i was living on lasagna and
heavy cream and i developed a couple of uh double d's and uh i was proud of them one more super chat
again from fatty miro who again from fatty miro who gave us the 100 he gave us another 50. jesus
fatty i guess your nickname is for your wallet. Go ahead. Love it, Fatty.
He said, fun fact, sarsour is cockroach in Arabic.
How accurate.
Is that true?
Or is he making it up?
That's what he said.
Oh, my God.
For another 50, I'll...
That sounds like it.
It's an ugly...
I have to Google that.
Why am I Googling it?
I have two producers right here that look like Antifa members.
We're on it.
Go ahead.
Google Translate says that's correct.
Sasso is cockroach.
Oh, my God.
Fatty, I got to tell you, you don't understand how much mileage I'm going to get out of that.
It's almost weird because she's a cockroach.
Farrakhan is a termite.
Or he's anti-termite. That was terrific, and I thank you for being so generous.
That is it for a Snow Air Wednesday.
Right here, a great friend of mine from the West Cheshire.
What else?
Cameo.com.
You should really go up to Cameo.com and let me send something, you know,
either nice or evil to people you like or hate.
It's a lot of fun.
I enjoy it.
And I'm a lazy guy.
But I'll do it.
What else, guys?
Remind me.
What else?
Archive shows.
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started from day one to january 13th you can check out all the old shows too and they just is funny
um what the hell else there's another. Oh, the little bell notification.
Can you repeat that one, Jason?
Do you remember?
Yeah, it's if you want to get notifications
where it says subscribe right next to it,
there's a little bell.
And so when the show comes on,
that'll ring and it'll tell you that the show's on.
If you click on it.
Yes.
That's how you get an email on the show.
That's how you get an email also.
Is that everything?
You're shooting a special on Saturday.
Saturday, Cohoes Hall.
First taping in a regional theater like that.
And it's a beautiful joint. You saw it.
And we got my, what was the photographer's name?
Lisa.
God, I hope she doesn't yell out.
Hey, turn this way!
I love it. She had a five-pack-a-day voice.
Didn't you love her?
She sounded like a Denny's waitress in her 70s.
What do you like?
Fucking some marmalade on that toast, you motherless fuck?
All right.
She was a joy to talk to.
She was.
Love Karen.
And I love that she's a right winger.
Anyways, hey, that is it, folks.
Remember, you think it, I will say it.
You're very welcome.
I'll see a lot of yous tomorrow.
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