The Nick DiPaolo Show - FBI Hates Catholics | Nick Di Paolo Show #1380

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about FBI's attack on Catholics, "racist" roads and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://NickDiPaoloShow.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 Oh yeah, welcome to the big show Me fuck you and your bones, Greg Alright, take it easy, take it easy How are you folks? Beautiful sunny day here in Georgia on a Wednesday. Nice to be with you. And, uh,

I don't know. I'm now a part of Mug Club and happy to be getting the hell away from big tech. So go to nickdopaloshow.com to join me and to get the full version of today's episode.

I can really cut loose in the second half. Know what I'm saying, yo? Yup. Oh, goodness. We had tech problems here yesterday, folks. I'll say it again. Unless you're roguing somebody with a trillion dollars and you can buy a $40,000 TriCaster.

Don't even know what that is. It was my nickname in the shower, though. Oh, come on, motherfuckersers that was kind of funny yeah you know I've had many producers and they don't quit they have to they move you know they got jobs to do we had Razz remember a nice black kid found a good one it's a joke shut it great guy what I think he said he was gonna go to law school made me look retarded I said I said take a hike he introduced me to Wood Reserve what is it called is that what it's called Jesus age crisis that baby's milk

but anyway so we got 19 laptops and you know we're kind of rigging it this way in that way and and poor Dallas who already looks like he's 70. He aged another 19 years yesterday. Actually, for a guy, you kept your cool for a vet who's been known to lose and shit. You did pretty good. Everybody gave you a thumbs up yesterday. Because it's a big transition, folks. I come in here, sit behind the desk.

I'm not supposed to know about that shit. And boy, do I take advantage of that. I'm what they call the talent. But God bless my wife, too. She's on the frigging phone, talking like she majored in this shit with Tommy. Honestly. I would have never married her

if I knew she was that fucking bright, I swear. I've said it before. I wanted a girl with an IQ about 71 with nice tits. Is there anything wrong with that, folks? No, there isn't. Shut it. That's all I wanted. She can do anything, though. Whether it's money-related, fucking computers. And there's a ton of little details when you pull a deal off like we did with Crowder or whatever the fuck, right? Aye, aye, aye. So very happy, though.

Can speak our minds on Rumble and whatnot. But again, somebody has to explain that to me. Who makes the servers that Rumble uses? I don't get it. But anyways, all I know is I can say what I want to a limit on the first half. Anyways, let's get right to it because I'm done bullshitting. I was like, I'm craving

Wagyu beef. That's all I'm saying. You guys saw my Instagram when I was out in Texas. Me and Tommy went to a steakhouse. I had a $140 Wagyu steak. They bring it on a sizzling block of fucking, and I mean sizzling. They don't even tell you not to touch it.

It's like, I'm like, you know how you put your tongue to a pole in the winter? Finger stuck to the salt. About 190 degrees. That steak, honestly, pizza's my favorite food, but Wagyu beef, I won't even order a normal

steak anymore. It has to be, you know, $140. I'd pay $240 for it. Medium rare? Are you shitting me? It's like an 18-year-old's, you know what? That's right, lips. All right.

And I'm craving it since I had it. Let's get on with it. FBI and Ray are the antichrist. I wrote that headline. House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan. Now, here's how I feel about Jim Jordan. For some reason, I've loved him because he's always out there raising hell. He's always ahead of these judiciary committees, right?

He's always busting the left's balls. But I believe that the Republicans feign, feign resistance to the Democrats. And I've used my famous analogy, the Washington generals playing the Harlem Globetrotters, where the Globetrotters are the Democrats. And you know how the generals travel with them? I think that's how the Republicans... So I've sort of... And my anger is misdirected.

I get pissed when I see Jim Jordan doing these hearings because nothing ever comes of it. Nobody goes to jail. Nobody's beheaded. Nobody gets their hands chopped up. So, but anyways, I think I'm wrong in that. He's, he, I think you make a good president, but you know, I'll be dead then. Anyways, Chairman Jim Jordan announced on Monday that his panel has issued a subpoena to FBI director, oh, this guy. We can blame Trump on this one. My boy Trump, Christopher Wray. I guess Trump probably asked around, and they said, look at, looks like a drunk.

His mouth is, who did I say he looked like? Harrison Ford. And the neck of Michelle Obama, and the hair of Beyonce. Anyways, this guy's a scumbag in my opinion. I hope he doesn't see the show. I'll be kicking my front door in at three in the morning. Anyways, seeking an information when Ray in the FBI was seeking information on one of the Bureau's field officers' efforts to investigate extremists in Catholic parishes in the United States.

I don't know nothing about that. Yeah, you do, you lying cocksucker. So, yeah. So Jordan and the Republicans said, what are you doing? They're like putting moles in at churches, FBI, looking for extremism. Because that's where it is. It's not in the mosques. It's in Catholic churches, folks.

Because that's where all white guys live and not in the mosques. It's in Catholic churches, folks, because that's where all white guys live and white people, period. So fucking evil. And he's like a used car salesman. You can call him in front of a million committees. He ain't going to crack. And he's white. You think he'd crack. It's a tan joke. it crack. It's a tan joke. Jordan's investigation centers on a now-withdrawn January 23rd memo from the FBI's Richmond, Virginia field office, that's a nice one, titled, interest, listen to this, this is in quotes, interest of racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists in radical traditionalist Catholic ideology almost certainly presents new mitigation opportunities. That's all in quotes. That should tell you something right there. When the title of

your operation is a paragraph, you're reaching too far. The missive, which Jordan described as chilling in a tweet on Monday, discussed meeting with church leaders to review the warning signs of radicalization and to enlist their assistance to serve as suspicious activity tripwires. Un-fucking- Basically talking about, you know, parents of school children,

because remember, they were terrorists, and people who go to church. The only decent people left in this morally bankrupt society. This is, folks, it's, wake up. Wake up. We're sitting around, we talk about it on podcasts, but nothing's being done. I'm part of the problem.

What do you want me to do? 61'm 61. I've got the shoulders of Shelley Winters. I always do a reference thinking Dallas is going to get it because I keep thinking he's my age. Anywho, the Committee on the Judiciary is conducting oversight of the FBI's handling of domestic violent extremism investigations against Catholic Americans. And it's, could that be any more anti-American? Remember, this was founded on Judeo-Christian beliefs. Just think about that. You're going to go after the Jews? I'll tell you where they are.

They're in show business. Oh, it's a joke. Relax. And its effect on protected First Amendment activity. You know, you can assemble under the First Amendment, right? Right of assembly and right to drink holy water and slap around an altar boy. Jordan wrote in a letter to Ray on Monday, we're going to kick your butts. No.

In nice words, he says, you know, we want to know why you're doing this and treating people like criminals. And again, basically white churchgoing people. And he's pissed. I don't blame him. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Based on the limited information produced by the FBI to the committee, we now know that the FBI relied on at least one undercover agent to produce its analysis and that the FBI proposed that its agents engage in outreach to Catholic parishes to develop. They took the, remember under, was it George W. Bush when we had, yeah, it had to be under Bush. We sent undercover people into Moss because it was right after 9-11. And remember, we kept it up for years until Obama got in office.

And once again, now they don't, you know, oh my God, are they just fucking, they just hate people. They just hate how this country is far that everything it stands for. And that's the head of the FBI. He always, oh, I didn't know anything about it. You didn't?

Anyways, to develop sources among the clergy and church leadership to inform on Americans' practice and their faith. GOP lawmakers have accused the FBI of developing an anti-Catholic, you think, anti-Catholic bias in the aftermath of the Supreme Court's reversal of Roe versus. Wade last year. Really? That's what's triggering that? Believe me, they felt this way long before that, but you can use that as an excuse. Triggered threats aimed at churches and abortion clinics.

Ray has condemned the Richmond field office memo. Here's where he's a great bullshitter. When I first learned of the piece, I was aghast and we took steps to immediately to withdraw it and remove it from FBI systems, Ray told the Senate Intelligence Committee in March. Fucking liar. Yeah. It does not reflect FBI standards. We do not conduct investigations based on religious affiliations or practices. Full stop. Oh, so he must be saying the truth. He's just going to say what he's supposed to say.

Biden has weaponized the fucking Department of Justice. End the story. By the way, on the second half of the show, I'll be talking about Megan Rapinoe I don't know her name and I'm gonna pronounce it mispronounce it on purpose I hate her she's that angry soccer player remember with the purple hair that hated Trump and blah blah blah anyway she's against she's against these laws they're trying to pass to protect biological females in sports on college campuses from competing against you know biological men or trans women, as they call it. She's against that, by the way. Anyways, that's exclusively on Mug Club.

So join now to get it at nickdapaloshow.com. All right. Let's move on, shall we, kids? Racist roads. A group of Democrat lawmakers signed a letter on Thursday demanding Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg reform racist traffic enforcement. I've got to get out of this country.

But I can't. All the roads are racist. And support transit equity. Go fuck yourself. That's my intelligent rebuttal to that. Go fuck yourself. That's my intelligent rebuttal to that. Go fuck yourselves. You guys are just making shit up now. Remember, math is racist. Even keeping time is racist.

Remember that? I'm almost with him on that one. I hate time. The letter written by Democratic representatives seen here, who I could punch in the neck. Ayanna Pressley, who looks like a point guard for the Lakers transitioning. Look at that. God, I just wish that was chemo. She's the most hateful racist bitch on the planet next to Joy Reid. And both, she's from Boston, by the way. And Hank Johnson, there he goes. Can I get a three-piece and a biscuit?

Was signed by 25 Democrat constituents, including Representatives Cori Bush, listen to this lineup of haters, Jamal Bowman, and then Omar, Ilhan Omar, I think. Is that right? There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. Democratic Representative Joyce Beatty of Ohio,

another one who's fucking angry, like myself, who also signed the letter posted on Twitter last week, generations of black Americans have been unjustly subjected to greater police interactions due to discriminatory traffic and enforcement. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. Let me bring up a little anecdote. I was living in New York City.

I remember reading this in the Post years ago. The New Jersey State Police came under fire for pulling more black people over for speeding on the Jersey Turnpike than white people. So you know what they said? That's fucking bullshit, and we'll prove it. They set up a radar trap for, I forget how long, six months or whatever, and, you know, with cameras, and you could read how fast people are going. And guess who got, was speeding the most? Black people.

This one, I'm sorry, I'm not giving an inch on this one. I've lived in New York. I've lived everywhere. Black people do. They drive like me, angry. By the way, the official car of the angry minority is the Nissan Maxima.

Or Sentra. I'm just saying. I like the car, too. I'm just saying. I like the car, too. I'm just saying. Don't tell me. I've never seen two white kids, not saying they don't do it because I know they do it in Long Island. They race at night. They race each other.

But I can't tell you the number of times in Jersey or New York I had a black person blow by me at 140 miles. That's no exaggeration. With his cousin Ray Ray chasing. I'm fucking not kidding blow by me at 140 miles. That's no exaggeration with his cousin Ray Ray chasing. I'm not fucking black people you know. I'm not giving an inch on this one. I see it here in Savannah. Anyways, and I drive like a nut too. I'm just saying, I'm just saying they don't pull me over. No, I'm kidding. I did get pulled, right? A couple months ago, I was doing 102.

At 2 in the morning before you jumped down my throat, in the middle of nowhere coming home from Florida, I was trying to keep up with the goddamn 18 wheelers for Christ's sake. The group called on Buttigieg to reform harmful traffic enforcement, move our nation closer to transit equity. Listen to these stupid words and support the well-being of black people traveling on our nation's roads and highways. You fucking. Too late for Haskins.

According to press release issued by Pressley, of the 20 million people pulled over for traffic violations each year, black motorists are overrepresented compared to their white counterparts. That's fucking total horseshit. Oh, for you. I'm saying it right now. I'm saying total horseshit. You don't think she'd make stuff to get it passed? This is the one that wanted to legalize shoplifting in Boston, by the way.

Anyways, on our nation's roads and highways, black motorists have experienced disproportionate scrutiny and excessive force under the guise of traffic enforcement. You know what they do? This is disparate impact. I've used the example before when Obama was in charge, him and Holder went into Minneapolis school district, and they looked at how many black students were being suspended as opposed to white ones, and they called it racism. Instead of the next question going, why is that? Maybe black kids are from a home, you know, a single-parent home, whatever, right? Total horseshit.

So they just went, that's racist. And that's the same thing here. They look at the numbers and they automatically assume it's because of racism. I can say that safely because you've been doing it for the last 40 years. It's just fucking exhausting. Anyways, under the guise of traffic enforcement, the group's letter stated, as Secretary of the United States Department of Transportation, we urge you, Pete Buttigieg, to put down the breast pump to condemn the status quo of traffic enforcement,

you know, driving while black, reforms to reduce racial inequities in traffic stops. The letter praised Philadelphia, Oregon, and Virginia for making systemic changes by moving minor traffic infractions such as single missing taillight or an object hanging on a rearview mirror away from enforcement by armed police officers. You're entitled to shit. In other words, those things that they passed initially for a reason, for safety reasons, let's get away from them in the name of equity. reasons, let's get away from them in the name of equity. Just lowering the standards out of fairness is what we're doing. Anyways, for those of you on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show, okay? Please. Everyone else, go to nickdapaloshow.com. Join me to get my full show, not only mine, but Crowder's and a lot

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