The Nick DiPaolo Show - FBI is Dems Gestapo | Nick Di Paolo Show #1254

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

FBI raids Trumps Mar-a-Lago estate. Harris enacts ironic bill. Trump's toilet "paper". 14 Canadian doctors dead since Jan after boost.

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I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Hey! How are you, folks? A wild, wild day. Today we have Nipsey Russell. The great Rich Little. And that's right, Shirley Temple. She's 107. She'll be with us today. That bitch can dance. You are correct, sir. All righty then. How are you, folks? Big day. Look, I don't know how funny this show is going to be because I'm irate as you should be about what went on yesterday at Mar-a-Lago and how Biden has weaponized this.

And it's not Biden. It's freaking Barack Obama. He was raised by, and you're going to go, why are you playing? Give me a fucking break. He's the smartest of all those dopes over there. I'll give him that much. Raised by Marxists. This is his third term. I'm not the only one to say that. So I say he's behind it. Not that I could prove it. You never will be able to. But I'm just saying if it's not him, it's that group. Okay? Never happened before in the history of this country. Going after a former president, raiding his personal home. The FBI, where do they get that? They don't even try to hide their... And they better come up with something big, man. They better come

out of there with, like, I don't know, a body. I don't know. Name a Democrat that died recently. Maybe Epstein's... I don't know. They just elected Trump president in 2024. Well, I say that

again, barring another theft of an election. And if they can't find anything, I'm going to read you, by the way, what this is all about from Andrew McCarthy, who's a great lawyer. I see him all the time on all channels, and he's always right. So I don't know. Almost always. So, yeah, if they don't come out of it with something big, I mean, you know me, I'm so cynical, I think it's all a script.

Maybe they want Trump to run again, you know what I mean? It's, maybe they have something bigger. I don't know. I don't even know what to think anymore. I couldn't believe it. Anyways, before I get to that, the show, this show is where free speech lives.

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Let me tell you something this pissing me off man this I Couldn't believe F anyways in our FLA segments that would have it. Yeah. No no no We put it under our FLA segment as you know, it stands for fucking lunatic asylum, Florida Usually it's a homeless guy taking a dump on a lawnmower that, well, he's drunk or something. But anyways, this happened in Mar-a-Lago. So technically, and it is crazy, these are dark times for our nation. This is Trump, what he put on the internet.

As my beautiful home, Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida, is currently under siege, raided and occupied by a large group of FBI agents. We got a picture of the FBI agents. There they are. They don't even. It's hot down there in Florida, those coats. Nothing like this has ever happened to president of the United States before. Trump said in a statement Monday night, I think he's fucking, I don't know how he keeps his cool,

but he's about to lose his shit. I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. After working and cooperating with irrelevant government agencies, this unannounced raid on my home was not necessary or appropriate. All right, get up.

Yeah. Shut your mouth, un bundekap. It is unclear what the raid is for, what kind of warrant is being executed, and what agents are exactly seeking. Who the fuck do you think you are? Exactly. Who the fuck do you think you are?

That's Eric, isn't it? Who the fuck? Eric saw the whole thing go down. We do know more about about this was from yesterday. We do know pretty much, I'm going to read this thing in a second. And, uh, I don't care if you're bored with it or not fucking do whatever Trump said. It is prosecutorial misconduct, the weaponization of the justice system and an attack by radical left who desperately don't want me to run for president in 2024, especially based on recent polls and who will likewise do anything to stop Republicans and the upcoming midterm elections. Such an assault could only take place in the broken third world. You remember those places that Ted Cruz referenced? These people from shithole countries come here.

The shitholes. Shithole. Shithole. He said that. Black is down, black is white, and you probably come from a shithole. Chris Cuomo's best moment, quoting the greatest president ever. Sadly, that's exactly why we miss him. Stuff like that, calling third worldrow shithole shithole.

Sadly, America has now become one of those countries corrupt at a level not seen before. They even broke into my safe. Believe that? They broke... Can you imagine? I don't know, a couple blow-up dolls

and a server. What is the difference between this and Watergate, he says, where operatives broke into the DNC? Here, in reverse, Democrats broke into the home of the 45th president of the United States. It's unclear if Trump was at the Florida home. I don't think he was.

When the raid took place, he was in New York. He was in Texas over the weekend. He usually spends August at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. Photos posted to social media show him there on Sunday posing with a newly engaged couple. He loves doing that, too. Hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid. He crashed a wedding. I love it.

Libby, no, I'm a friend of the bride. The apparent raid by federal agents has come as the Justice Department has accelerated its investigation of people within Trump's orbit pertaining to the efforts to overturn the election leading up to the attack on the Capitol on January 6th. Fuck you and fuck you. Exactly. Trump told New York, that's a publication, New Yorker maybe, last month that he has already made up his mind he will run for another term in office. I didn't know that, did you? Officially, but he has not yet set a time

when he will formally, that's why, announce it. I am your voice. Goddamn right. Goddamn right you are. Let me just read this real quick. It's a full article. I'm going to read it from Andrew McCarthy. Like I said, great lawyer and worked under, I think, I want to say George W.

and a few other people, if I'm not mistaken. Anyways, he usually has a good understanding of the Constitution and all that. Let me read this to you. All right. Don't get bored with it because it's a great whether they, they're trying to get him on something criminal, that it's related to January 6th, is what they're trying to do, okay? It's not about that he took documents. There's, you know, there's a law where presidents can't take classified shit out when they leave, and... Though Hillary did. Well, of course. Well, she took paintings in China.

She did. They took furniture. Fucking redneck, thick-ankled, dog-faced whore. Again, this is from Andrew McCarthy, former White House lawyer. The court-authorized search of former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate is another unmistakable signal that the Justice Department is trying to build a criminal case against him arising out of the Capitol riot. Ostensibly, meaning the masses, this is what they're told, but it's really not. The search relates to a long simmering dispute between the former president and the government over Trump's potentially illegal retention and mishandling of classified information. But don't be deceived. National

Archives officials alerted the Justice Department months ago regarding missing records and possible classified information violations. That owes to the chaotic atmosphere in which the Trump family decamped to Florida from the White House following the Capitol riot with impeachment proceedings and even talk of removing Trump from office under the 25th Amendment. Reportedly, about 15 boxes of records were removed from the White House and shipped to Mar-a-Lago. The National Archives subsequently explained that much of the material should have been kept in the government's possession pursuant to the Presidential Records Act. After extensive negotiations, Trump agreed to return some of the materials

in January of 2022. Upon receipt, National Archives officials advised the Justice Department that the returned materials included classified information. If true, that raises several issues. If Trump had not declassified these materials while he was president, then his continuing possession of them in a non-secure location was probably illegal. While presidents have unilateral authority to declassify intelligence, they only maintain that authority while in office. It may not be exercised in the post-presidency. The return documents were thus potentially evidence of crimes. In addition, since it's believed Trump did not return everything that was shipped out of the White House in those hectic days of January 2021, there was significant reason to suspect he continued to retain classified

information at Mar-a-Lago. One of the potential law violations under Section 2071 of the Federal Penal Code includes, here's where it gets important, includes in its penalty provisions that upon conviction, a defendant shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. I think that's what they're trying to do. They don't want him to run again. They are scared shitless. The ongoing proceedings implicating Trump in particular, the Justice Department's investigation in the House January 6th committee probe, seem geared toward undermining his capacity to seek the presidency again in 2024. Obviously, then, there was speculation that the Department of Justice may be mobilizing

now in order to trigger the Section 2071 qualification. So they're hoping to catch him in a crime and then eliminate him from running again. But then Andrew McCarthy says this, I doubt that. The Justice Department well knows that the qualifications for a presidential candidate are set out in the Constitution. They may not be altered by statute precisely because the framers did not want the executive branch to be dominated by the legislature. In other words, by the Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's of the world. As would happen if Congress could disqualify incumbent or potential presidents simply by passing a law. They didn't want that, the framers. That's how smart they were. The Constitution's qualifications for the presidency, they're very minimal. Actually,

I fit both of them. Over 35 and a natural-born citizen. Get rid of this podcast, I'll see you in DC. Being a felon, listen to this, being a felon is not, God bless America, is not a disqualification. So even crimes potentially far more serious than mishandling classified information are not a bar to seeking the presidency. Moreover, the Constitution, that means you could have shot somebody and you still could run for president. Moreover, the Constitution also prescribes the basis for disqualifying a person from seeking the presidency or other federal office, conviction by the Senate on an impeachment article voted by the House.

Again, what is prescribed by the Constitution may not be altered by a mere statute. To trigger disqualification, Congress would have to impeach and convict Trump. It cannot be done by criminal prosecution. Do they even know that? First of all, they know it. They probably don't care. They've been shitting all over the Constitution. The Justice Department obviously used the potential classified information as a pretext to obtain a warrant so it could search for what it is really looking for, evidence that would tie Trump to a capital right offense, either a violent crime such as a seditious conspiracy to forcibly attack a government installation, such as a seditious conspiracy to forcibly attack a government installation,

which is highly unlikely, he says, or a nonviolent crime, such as conspiracy to obstruct the January 6th joint session of Congress to count electoral votes or conspiracy to defraud the government. That's enough. No, but that's a great explanation. You know? It's clear. It's clear they are scared of him. No, but that's a great explanation. You know? It's clear. It's clear they are scared of him.

I mean, and he still, he crushes even DeSantis in the poll. You know what I mean? I don't care. I'll take either one because those are just titles. You know what I mean? I don't care if DeSantis is president, Trump VP. I get it. I'm assuming he's not going to get thrown in jail by these thugs.

But I don't care. I would like to see DeSantis and Trump, you know, two heads. It doesn't matter what they – behind the scenes, they work together. It would be the greatest presidency ever. So it's a sick day. It really is. It kind of – I'm honest. I'm not – maybe because I'm 60. It kind of choked me up a sick day. It really is. I'm honest. Maybe because I'm 60, it kind of choked me up a little bit.

I couldn't believe what I was... I couldn't fucking believe that they're doing this to him. And then there's that tiny part of me that I always tell you guys every day. Is this part of the script? That the five guys running the world? Now, Trump, this is what you're going to... I don't know. If they don't come up with, like I said, if they don't find anything in there,

they're going to invent something. Same way a cop throws a bag of dope after they shoot him. I thought it would be funny if they found Hillary's server in the basement with those 33,000. I didn't even know it was there. Don put it behind the big screen TV. I thought that would be kind of funny.

Anyways, Mr. Donald Trump, I don't know when they made this, yesterday? They put out this video. It's so good, man. It goes from dark to color. It's him stating where we are under Joe Biden, where this country is right now. And it's, I don't know who wrote it or whatever,

or maybe, you know, whatever. I want to show it to you. It's pretty frigging amazing. Check this out. It's about three minutes long, so. We are a nation that has the highest inflation in over 40 years, where the stock market just finished the worst first half of a year in more than five decades. We are a nation that has the highest energy cost in its history, and we are no longer energy independent or energy dominant, which we were just two short years ago.

We are a nation that is begging Venezuela and Saudi Arabia for oil. We are a nation that surrendered in Afghanistan, leaving behind dead soldiers and American citizens and $85 billion worth of the finest military equipment in the world. We are a nation that allowed Russia to devastate a country, Ukraine, killing hundreds of thousands of people, and it will only get worse. We are a nation that has weaponized its law enforcement against the opposing political party like never before. We've never seen anything like this. We are a nation that no longer has a free and fair press. Fake news is about all you get. We are a nation where free speech is no longer allowed,

where crime is rampant like never before, where the economy has been collapsing, where more people died of COVID in 2021 than in 2020. We are a nation that is allowing Iran to build a massive nuclear weapon and China to use the trillions and trillions of dollars it's taken from the United States to build a military to rival our own. We are a nation that over the past two years is no longer respected or listened to all around the world. And we are a nation that is hostile to liberty and freedom and faith. We are a nation whose economy is floundering, whose stores are not stocked, whose stores are not stocked, whose deliveries are not coming, and whose educational system is ranked at the bottom of every list.

We are a nation that in many ways has become a joke. But soon we will have greatness again. It was hardworking patriots like you who built this country, and it is hardworking patriots like you who built this country, and it is hardworking patriots like you who are going to save our country. There is no mountain we cannot climb. There is no summit we cannot reach. There is no challenge we cannot beat.

There is no victory we cannot have. We will not bend. We will not break. We will not yield. We will not break. We will not yield ever, ever, ever. We will never give in. We will never give up. And we will never, ever back down. We will never let you down. As long as we are confident in you now, the tyrants we are fighting do not stand even a little chance. Because we are Americans, and Americans kneel to God and God alone. And it is time to start talking about greatness for our country again. Alrighty.

Come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! Father Gabriel! Yeah. Yeah, you heard him. That was pretty good, wasn't it? I thought it was pretty good. And go ahead, try putting him in jail.

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political yeah sorry it's a momentous day I got your package right here. I got it right here. That's the headline. The Senate on Sunday approved a sweeping package. My package sweeps if it's windy. To combat climate change, lower health care costs. Listen to this. Yeah, it's going to do all this. It's an insult to our fucking intelligence.

You motherless fucks. Climate change change lower health costs raise taxes on some billion dollar corporations but not you guys and reduce the federal deficit oh yeah why didn't we think of this before we've had these problems for 50 years as democrats overcame months of political infighting to deliver the centerpiece to president biden's long-stalled economic agenda. First of all, it's not his. It's the people that handle him. Second of all, yeah, it is successful for what they want, to bring us to our knees as a capitalist society.

It is. It's kicking ass if you look at it that way. Only problem is 340 million people don't agree with it. I shouldn't say that. I should say about half. You know, the red half, the smart people, not the dumb cocksuckers who voted for Biden, Bill fucking, any of them. The party line vote was a milestone in tumultuous, the party line vote was a milestone in tumultuous oh how did i forget barack uh milestone in a tumultuous journey that began last year when democrats took control of congress and the white house with a promise to bring financial relief to ordinary americans even though none of them has ever held a real job in their life or ran a business uh with a tie-breaking vote from Vice President yeast infection on wheels Harris the 50 50 Senate sent the bill to the house which aims to approve it and send it to the White House

for Biden's signature later this week how he's going to write we don't know he doesn't even he'll give a big red crayon. I'll have two hands. Anyways, watch how proud she is. You know why? This is perfect because she's done nothing. Everybody hates her. The left people that everybody's left that works for her. Nobody likes this broad because she's a shallow, empty suit. But she gets to do this.

Take credit. You know, she's the deciding vote because it's a shallow, empty suit. But she gets to do this, take credit. You know, she's the deciding vote because it's a 50-50. Listen to the pride in her giant muff. Go ahead. On this vote, the yeas are 50, the nays are 50, the Senate being equally divided, the vice president votes in the affirmative, and the concurrent resolution as amended is adopted.

You don't even want to clap for her. Yeah, head off to the men's room. Dub the Inflation Reduction Act. And guys, if you don't know this by now, any time it does exactly the opposite of what it's named. That goes for any party. Inflation Reduction Act. And guys, if you don't know this by now, anytime it does exactly the opposite of what it's named, that goes for any party. Inflation Reduction Act. Oh my God. They really think you're fucking retarded. Of 2022, the package would authorize the biggest burst of spending since since my wife went to the outlets drunk one night. In U.S. history, to tackle global warming, about $370 billion, again, global, to reduce... Do you understand what they're doing?

They're using that to destroy our economy. Do you understand that, folks? I hope you do. And by the way, guess what? Your taxpayer money buys solar panels that were made in China. You're fucking yourself, is what I'm trying to tell you, with your own money. About $370 billion to reduce greenhouse gas emissions to 40% below the 2005 levels by the end of this decade. Meanwhile, China is building coal plants, fucking 12 a day over there.

We all share the same sky last time I checked. India, too. You look at our emissions the last 10 years, they're level. We actually, they're going down a little. But they're going to fucking take you, the American middle class, to school. 2,000 levels by the end of this decade. The proposal also would make good on Democrats' years-old pledge to reduce prescription drug costs for elderly.

What else are you going to do? And they're going to guarantee blowjobs for every guy that hasn't had one in the last fucking six months. God, there you go. Dallas, get in line. Unbelievable, huh? And they're going to take care of everybody. Little kids with hair lips, they're going to get those fixed. Anybody with a broken lawnmower.

You name it. Anybody with an STD. Right! I did the best I could. What about me? What am I supposed to do? In part by tweaking federal tax laws, chiefly to target tax cheats. Here comes the big lie. Tax cheats in some billion dollar companies that pay nothing to the... Folks, they'll start there. We've seen this before. They'll start there, and they'll do a couple, you know,

symbolic audits of big companies, and then they'll, you know, start going down the ladder, and then they'll come to the, you know, the biggest market for them, small business owners who make this country run, and they'll tax you out of your fucking life and crumple, crumple. Then they have all the power.

That's all it is. It's pretty simple. Nothing to the companies that pay nothing to the government. The bill is expected to raise enough money to cover its new spending. Oh, is it? That ever happened ever? Democrats say the measure is also expected to generate an additional $300 billion for reducing projected. But this is a wet dream.

There's come all over this thing from fucking Chuck Schumer projected budget deficits over the next 10 years. What do you think? Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, you know. What do you think we're starting? Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it. But here's a little caveat. Though they have not yet furnished a final fiscal analysis of their legislation. In other words, how it's going to work.

Because there is none. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema were part of the big, the part of the big, I call it the big fake out where they, you know, look like, ooh, I'm undecided. Are you sucking my ass? Very disappointed, Mr. Manchin. Cinema, I'd like to finger pop you behind a dumpster. Anyways, why a dumpster? I don't know. That's what guys always say, that and a joke.

To assuage Manchin, Democrats had to give up some of their more ambitious plans. Free pre-kindergarten for all. Paid family and medical leave. I thought that was already passed on the other stupid bill. For workers nationwide. These are all socialist things. And offer new support for fossil fuels.

To satisfy Sinema, they had to get her a sex toy that runs on fossil fuels. Apparently the other ones, the electric doesn't work. Party leaders are repeatedly dialed back their proposed tax policies. Really? Did they really? Particularly those targeting wealthy investors. What about me? What about my needs?

It does nothing to bring the economy out of the stagnation and recession. nothing to bring the economy out of the stagnation and recession. And I've heard yesterday on TV, I was hearing economists who have no political affiliation looking at this. Oh, Bernie Sanders said the so-called Inflation Reduction Act. That's what I called it. I said so-called. Even he thinks it's a bunch of shit. But rather than, rather the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022 gives us higher taxes, as most people know, more spending, and this is from, you know,

these are from guys that have looked it over that actually know what they're talking about. Higher prices, higher than now? And an army of IRS agents, armed by the way. Yes, sir. Senator Mike Crapo. I'm not making that up.

That's Spanish for crap. Mike Crapo, the top Republican on the tax-focused Senate Finance Committee, said referring to a big infusion of cash that will be dedicated to staffing up the Internal Revenue Service. That was part of the other sentence. Anyways, that's what he said. It's not going to do anything for us, was his point, other than raise prices and everything.

How stupid do they... I love the name of it. It's just... And those guys, isn't it funny how the left, none of them have ever run a business or a lemonade stand? I mean, because you know why? They've hated capitalism since they were in high school, or whoever was teaching them. Let's move on. Let's go to the toilet, huh? Note floats. Axios.com reported Monday that photos, wait, guysup notes allegedly found in a White House toilet that staff believed were disposed of by then Donald Trump.

Let me ask you a question, Axios. Wouldn't those notes, when did they find him, by the way? Right after he left the men's room? Seriously, are they talking about, they just went to a bathroom they found in the West Wing? When did this happen? You know what I mean? Did you go into the septic tank on the White House grounds?

Seriously, I've got a million questions. Was there poo-poo on any of the notes? Axios, which was sold Monday. Oh, now it makes sense. Sold Monday. This is the way of getting the word out. For over a half a billion dollars, led coverage with images of torn notes in two toilet bowls.

These first pictures I'm going to show you are actual pictures. Is this the fucking... Go ahead. Oh, my God. Help. Look. Does that say Rogers on it? Yeah.

Does it really? Yeah. Maybe it was a bet. The Packers game. He was betting on it. Look how clean the toilet is and the water is, by the way. And the ink is waterproof. Melania, look what came out.

Look at that. Does that say Rogers, really? It does. Aaron Rogers, he says. Then it says Pac is minus five for what? 7,500. What's the other one say on the left?

Look at that. Look how clean them turlets are. You know that it's not Trump's. First of all, Trump always did a lot of, there'd be like, you know, Burger King wrappers on the floor. He did a lot of tweeting from the toilet. The photos, if authenticated, would help to corroborate earlier claims that Trump disposed of White House documents in an unconventional way, raising questions about whether he violated

federal laws on the preservation of government documents. We actually found some, didn't we? Yep, right here. Check it out. There's another toilet. Pelosi's opinion. These are his. Fuck Joe Biden. Stop it, Taco Bell. He got nice writing. I heart malaria.

Have you ever seen a cleaner toilet with toilet paper in it? I don't know. That is toilet humor, but I find it. Let me tell you. can I just say, good plug for Metamucil, can we get them as a sponsor? That is my lifesaver, man, I don't go to bed without taking two giant, I passed some stuff from third grade this morning, a piece of Crayola crayon, brick red, and a mouthful of paste, and Corinne Conway's hair, and a mouthful of paste in Corinne Conway's hair.

However, it is not clear if Trump himself flushed the notes. It's also, these are little minor details as far as them finding this. It's also not clear if the toilet is actually in the White House or who would have used the president's private lavatory. It's also not clear if the notes are official documents or personal ones. In fact, nobody knows who Roger is. In fact, little is known beyond the existence of the notes. What we've got here is failure to communicate. Well, somebody's communicating

via the sewerage system. Ugh, Axios. Can you stay catatonic? You are fake news, sir. Exactly. Remember our toilet scoop in Axios AM earlier this year? Maggie Haberman's forthcoming book

about former President Trump. Look at this. This is a New York Times like I had to tell you. Look at, if you, I'm sorry. I think of the word cunt, this is what I see, even before I knew what she looked like.

Her glasses, the frames say, I'm offended by everything. Her stupid hippie necklace, some type of thing that changes color every time she's, you know, pissed. And that haircut that looked great on Robert Plant when they did playing live in London in 1971. You are a humorless whore. Anyways, Haberman's forthcoming book about Trump will report that White House resident staff periodically found wads of paper oh clears up when clogging a toilet wads of paper toilet paper

it's got the presidential seal on it I clogged my toilet morning. And believe the former president. In other news, they found a baby wipe with Melania's lipstick on it in the urinal. And believe the former president, a notorious destroyer of Oval Office documents. Listen to this horseshit. Was the flusher. Come near me, you fuck. I'm going to stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Do you understand me?

Trump denied it and called Haberman, who's new york times coverage he follows compulsively how do you know that a maggot called her a maggot which is an insult to maggots as you know well it turns out there are photos and here they are published oh we just did that right uh i called from too early haberman was a repeatedly beneficiary of leaks from the Trump White House. How does that happen? Is she blowing people? I never understand how, you know what I mean? And on the record comment by Trump himself at a time when Trump was not speaking frequently to conservative news outlets. She later became a Trump media nemesis. She's a malignant cunt. Yeah, I agree

a thousand percent there, Paulie. Anyways, I think that's enough about Trumpy. Finally tonight on Sugarloaf Mountain. Excuse me. 14 Canadian doctors dead from January.

Since January, I guess is what they meant. I don't know. Canadian doctors dead. Unbelievable. What's going on in Canada? We did another story. Was that other fucking hospital up there when three of them died in a week? Yeah.

Really? Let's play a tribute. Let's play a tribute. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, the true north strong and free. Earth of far and wide, oh Canada, Trudeau's a big fucking girl. My favorite song ever. 14 young Canadian doctors die after getting this shot. Okay? Okay. My buddies,

only Buddy Gutfeld would argue about this. Normally would be, over the last 30 years, you know how many people have died? Zero. Zero. Zero. 14 here. Bye-bye.

The fact checkers assure us all that this is simply a coincidence. Nothing to see here. Please disperse. Nothing to see here. This is a Canadian guy who has, I forgot to say that, whose friend is a doctor. The Canadian doctors continue to believe what they are told to believe. This guy says, I predict the next shots will be even worse. Canadian doctors keep lining up to get the shots to be protected from a disease

which is easily treatable with a combination of drugs with little to no side effects. I think Joe Rogan proved that in a bunch of, hey, by the way, is Biden clean yet? He got tested like five times in a row. Let's hope he's filthy sick. A doctor friend in Canada has been passively noticing the untimely death of doctors in Canada shortly after they were forced to get the third and fourth doses of the vaccine. He's not proactively researching these. There are likely a lot more he doesn't know about. What's astounding is that this is a vaccine which, according to the CDC study, makes it nearly impossible for you to die after the shot. Yet these doctors all died shortly after the shot. I mean, if you say that and like you're a doctor, you get really

canceled. Apparently, none of the deaths were covered in the Canadian mainstream media, of course, because they have the same take as the United States media. So I thought you should know about them, this guy says. There was coverage of six recent deaths in health impact news. Six Canadian medical doctors, Jesus, died within two weeks. I'll say that again. Died within two weeks. I'll say that again. Six.

Within two weeks after the fourth COVID booster shots for employees started at one hospital. Let me be very clear. You cannot, the guy says, have six Canadian doctors die within two weeks after the vaccine if there isn't something wrong with the shot period full stop. You are correct, sir. I i mean you don't have to be a goddamn surgeon can you imagine they're sweeping this under the rug you don't hear it here do you i had to drive up to toronto and steal this i don't remember where i got it each of these the internet obviously each of these is a very rare event. Having them clustered like this, he says, is a sure sign the vaccines killed them. I like this guy. He's not fucking pulling punches.

Any honest scientist would start with this hypothesis as the most obvious hypothesis and only reject it if there was a compelling evidence to the contrary, compelling evidence to the contrary, which there is none. Guess how many similar deaths young doctors dying unexpectedly, says in parentheses, he's noticed in the past 30 years. How many young ones have died in the past 30 years in his practice? That's right, a zero, a big zero. But don't, again, don't read into it. So again, don't read into it. In short, this vaccine is a disaster and the proof is in public view. Stop me when he says something wrong.

What the fact checkers failed to point out is that in many cases, the diseases often first started after the first vaccine shot and then got worse with progressive shots. What a nightmare, man. This is exactly why I didn't get one. I still think, I'm not kidding. I've had COVID twice. I still feel it. I'm not shitting you. I had to quit. I'll have one, like I said, in the morning, and it doesn't feel right. It feels like I smoked four cigarettes when I just have one. It left some, I'm to quit. I'll have one, like I said, in the morning, and it doesn't feel right. It feels like I smoked four cigarettes when I just have one. It left some, I'm telling you. I can't sing the national anthem anymore for the Red Sox.

Anyways, got worse with progressive shots. Somehow, they always miss that point that the vaccine accelerated the death. The fact that all these doctors died in close proximity to the shots is just too coincidental. She blinded me with my leucitis. She blinded me with my leucitis. Anyhow, O Canada. It really is. Look, you're a doctor, and that goes for this.

Do you remember when COVID first came out, and there was a bunch of doctors? It was a different country, but they were all standing on the steps in white coats. There was a black woman. A bunch of doctors who came right out at the beginning and said, I think they were claiming, this is a synthetic virus or whatever. And they were claiming it's easy to stop with whatchamacallit,

Hellman's mayonnaise and something. You know what I'm talking about. But I think they all got canned or whatever. Remember? A lot of them got canned in that group. It was like a group of like 20 people and they were right. So you understand why there's some hesitation, but you can't do it. It's your life. I got to take it. I don't want to get fired. God's going to fire you if you know what I'm saying.

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Who do you think you're talking to? To the boss here. Good, maybe someone will smack some goddamn sense into him. Great, my own mother. Fuck you, you fucking whore. Not just fuck you, whore. Fuck you, you fucking whore. That was an intervention.

Christopher's a heroin addict. As funny as any Three Stooges episode, Marx Brothers, any comedy you've ever seen. Only coming from a real place. It's why the show... His girlfriend goes, Christopher, when we first met, we used to have great sex. Now you can barely perform because you're high on... They cut the Pauly Wallwall and he goes like this.

Such a macho. Even in old time, he's like, Jesus Christ. I'm going to, this fall, you got to come over. Sunday night, we bang out too. Telling you, dude. You'll fucking laugh till you cry. All right. Let's get to our people who subscribe monthly and save us. To be frank, this is your second encore presentation. It says, sooner than later, whatever, Oklahoma Sooners. This one really got me. And again, it's more of the same, but's it's this one i don't know who to blame i do actually anyways oklahoma sooner assistant football coach kale gundy his brother's the head coach at oklahoma state right that's crazy yeah mike gundy uh kale gundy has resigned resigned from his position after he used a shameful word during a team meeting.

Right away, gee, what word could it be Dallas? Was it tits? Was it bum bum? Was it poo poo? I mean are you kidding me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, he did. The 50-year-old whose brother, by the way, if you're a white, probably Southern, white, Oklahoma football, alpha male, you've got no chance. Think about that. You're on a college campus, which college campuses represent just the opposite of that. They hate everything he stands for.

White, older male. Not that the college, maybe the school probably did get involved. White, older male, alpha male, football jock. Everything they fucking hate. Can you imagine? Yet they bring in millions and millions of dollars. And yet they line up in the stadium and go to all the games. I don't know if they do or not.

I think those are real fucking. The drunk, yes, the drunk alpha males on campus and their girlfriends do. And the rest of like Oklahoma. That explains why you see all the hot chicks in the stands and all the dykes. Yes, that's right. That's right. If you go to a Harvard game, it looks like the linebackers are in the crowd with their boyfriends. The 50-year-old, whose brother Mike Gundy, head coach, arrival, Oklahoma State,

released a lengthy statement on social media Sunday night around announcing his resignation and apologizing, and there is the... Apologizing for using the word which he says he read off a player's iPad. Now, this is him. This is his resignation, and I quote, I owe it to Sooner Nation to be transparent about what led to this decision. Last week during a film session,

I instructed my players to take notes. The statement reads, so I have to resign. No. I noticed a player was distracted. No. A brother distracted during class and picked up his iPad. So the coach picks up the guy's iPad, the player's iPad, and read aloud the words that were written on the screen. The words displayed had nothing to do with football. One particular word that I should have never, under any circumstance, here's where you're so full of shit, have uttered was displayed on that screen.

My nigga, my nigga, my nigga. My nigga, my nigga, my nigga. My nigga, my nigga, my new. My new, my new. My new, my new. Nobody says that we're better than that guy in that song. I have uttered, was displayed on the screen. So he's reading off a Black Plays iPad screen. It's displayed on that screen. In the moment, he says, I didn't even realize what I was reading. And as soon as I did, I was horrified.

This is the silliest thing I've ever, this is where we are, man. This is what makes my hair stand up. There's no reason, no logic here. I want to be very clear, the words I read aloud from that screen, this is where I feel bad. These poor coaches, jocks, the white dudes,

the words I read aloud from that screen were not my words. What I said, really, you don't drop the N-bomb around on college campus as an all white guy? What I said was not malicious, it wasn't even intentional. Of course it wasn't malicious or intentional. You were reading somebody else's words. That should be the end of the story. You're free. Go.

Still, I am mature enough. No, you're brainwashed enough to know that the word I said was shameful and hurtful no matter my intent. You didn't have any intentions other than to embarrass this kid by reading what

was on there. And you're not going to embarrass a young black guy with an n-word what the f- it's just so ridiculous why would you come out and say that why would you apologize i this is what worries me this this guy's an alpha man you go i was reading his words that's how you come out. I didn't say it. It didn't come from my mind. I wasn't reacting angrily to anybody. I was reading his words. Get mad at him for keeping the N-word alive.

Jesus Christ, coach. Before his resignation, Gundy had been working as the wide receivers coach and assistant head coach. LeDamian Washington will take over. Oh, of course, I've got to replace it with a black dude. I wonder if he'd get in trouble if he picked up a white guy's book and it had the word cracker on it.

It remains unclear exactly what word was said. This article, we were guessing what word. Though former Sooners running back, and right here, this should end all the argument. He should be reinstated right here. Joe Mixon, who is now a Bengal, right? He was so good in car.

I remember him running back. Joe Mixon, who's now a Bengal, great running back, appeared to imply that it had racial undertones. Mixon released a statement defending Gundy after his resignation. This is from Mixon, black kid who played under the sky forever. I know racists. I have witnessed both obvious and discrete forms of racism. I even question that. And have known

and detested even more actual racists. Mixon's statement wrote, this is what he said about it, Coach Gundy is the farthest thing from this type of person. I spent every day for a thousand days, I was in Norman with him, and I never saw anything that would lead anyone to believe this or even think this. He was the best guy around. Now, here's what really irks me. Where are the rest of you black players? Huh?

Maybe the reporter didn't realize. Did any of his else defend him? He's been coaching there. Did anybody else come to his aid? That's what really disappoints me. That's when I go, oh, they just want a race war, or they just don't ever want to be whatever. You defend your coach.

And if mixing thinks that, that's just, that's what pisses me off. But no, they'd rather see the old white man, you know, it's his turn, that's all, that's, that's what they're taught when they're not on the football field in class, you know, gender studies and all the important shit, oh my god, that makes me fucking angry, now go home and get your fucking shine box, wait a minute, oh, take it easy, Now go home and get your fucking shine box. Wait a minute. Oh, take it easy.

Take it easy. Anyways, if you get caught saying something like, this is what, about the 10th story we've done where somebody is reading. Remember there was a teacher reading, it said niggardly, which means cheap, by the way. He was reading a novel in class and they tried to can him for that. It's fucking beyond comprehension where we're at. Anyways, I've got to calm down.

I have a tap class coming in three days. Oh, shit, I really do have a dark disappointment. I'm going to get some more, you know what, testosterone shot in my ass today. Did I put on my good blummers? Jesus, I hope I get the Batman ones. Since I got married, in the bathroom that's been out of, I'm not kidding you, Dallas, no, we have a shitty old

bathroom downstairs, and me and my wife, it's not pleasant to take a shower in there. So I've been averaging about two showers a month. I'll rinse my balls in the sink before I get in there, and the magnets that used to hold the shower curtain of the tub, those fell off or something. So now the curtain sticks to me.

It's real light, like a fucking window curtain. And it sticks to me. And we have a makeshift, you know, the fucking thing you can spray yourself with and you put it. And, well, that's screwed into something. There's no joists behind the wall. So I'm not kidding you. I've been down four times. This has been about four times I've bent down and the thing has fallen, cracked me in the back.

That's right. I'm a hillbilly. That's it. You guys think it. I will say it. We'll see you back here tomorrow. And thanks again for contributing. Bye-bye. guitar solo guitar solo Outro Music