The Nick DiPaolo Show - France Anti Free Speech | Nick Di Paolo Show #1620

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about France anti freedom, OK School anti flag and much more! Support the show and use code NICKDIP to claim a bonus up to $1,000 on your fir...st deposit with MyBookie at https://mybookie.website/NICKDIP Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! SEE NICK LIVE: 9/27/24 - Wise Guys - Jordan Landing, UT 9/28/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV 9/29/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV TIX:  https://www.nickdip.com/tour  For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Music playing How are you folks? Final day of the week, at least for me in Dallas here and In Georgia who's I'm confused Dallas. I you might have read the paper. I read that Jerkoff Harris Is somewhere here today? Was that yesterday? There was something that said she was down here. I was looking for a flat roof Nobody helped me. It's a joke everybody. I wanted to put that on X but my wife said I'm fucking, I'm divorcing you. No balls.
Starting point is 00:01:12 You just wanted it for your garage, right? I can't hear you in that mic, go ahead. You just wanted it for your garage, right? I wanted it for my garage. I wanted a slightly slanted roof. In case her bus came past. Listen, it's all a joke. I don't condone that shit. In case her bus came past. Listen, it's all a joke. I don't condone that shit.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Only the Democrat Party does, and the FBI, and the deep state. You heard me. Then I heard my sister text me yesterday going, Trump's going to be down there. And I said, what are you talking about? And I couldn't find that either. But if he's coming down there, I am gonna get in touch with Donald jr
Starting point is 00:01:47 Because I have a pathway to him. I Gotta meet the big guy and I love Don jr. That's fine If that's all I ever meet in the Trump fan I'm just saying but I'm that close to saying hello to the big guy me My buddy Jimmy Norton's interviewed him. I think on the UFC podcast and all that shit. And, you know, I like a taste of the pie. I've been leading this fucking fight since 1870. That's why I'm doing a podcast now.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Do you appreciate that? I hope so. At least it's a good podcast. It's not about fucking dishwashing liquid and lady shoes. So exciting. And chicken tits what I don't know anyways me and Dallas from a good move because it's a first of all I'm scared shitless it's Labor Day weekend coming up that reminds me we will not be here next week as you know won't be back till a week from Monday
Starting point is 00:02:43 Labor Day weekend and I have a week vacation coming up and you know, won't be back till a week from Monday. Labor Day weekend, and I have a week vacation coming up. And you know, I earned it because I see you come and to appreciate me showing up every day and flying all over the country like I'm 11 for heart transplant. So yeah, nothing next week. Remember that. But yes, the the weekend college football the official opening weekend with his literally a thousand teams playing we'll
Starting point is 00:03:12 go over that later on the show just some of the matchups you should watch if you're heterosexual down here in the south I was at a bar last year there's a 22 year old girl it's probably a nine on a scale of 10, by herself, glued to the TV set. I'm thinking she's watching HLN, but then I'm like, wait a minute, it's a sports bar. I go out there and she's watching Georgia somebody, like she had 100 grand on it. I go, can I buy you a, she'll get the fuck out of here. I said, what? No, I'm married, I don't do that shit anymore.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Go home, Richie send them out here give me my fucking money you go home fucking Richie I'm obsessed with that show I'm sorry it pops up every fucking time I turn around made mac and cheese last night for myself nothing's better than homemade mac I didn't have them enough sharp cheddar so I but I did have I had some sharp cheddar I had that that shredded bag with five different cheeses in it I threw that in there I threw a little grated parmesan and something else pecker crumble huh no bread crumble oh yeah no the bread crumbles on top. I was getting there. Dallas was very concerned. Are you shitting me? What's a mac and cheese without a nice crust?
Starting point is 00:04:31 Panko. Panko with Parmesan olive oil. Pop it under the broiler for about a minute and a half at the end. That way the the rest of it is still cheesy and gooey because a lot of recipes they put it in the oven for 20 minutes and that sort of dries it out why the what are they doing anyways holy shit I was hard as a shark's tooth eating that shit it's all I had all day too so I made up I ate like two and a half balls anyways I can't see my dick it's got nothing to do with my belly either. What? Anyways, let's get to it. I've bullshitted enough. First headline, France going Nazi Germany on us.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Telegram CEO Pavel Durov was charged Wednesday. We talked about this a few days ago. But he was officially charged with being complicit in the spread of crime on the popular messaging app, including child sex abuse, drug trafficking, goo gobbling, no, and fraud. Nazis said in France. Is that why we fucking liberated you assholes and saved you from Nazis so you could turn
Starting point is 00:05:39 into fucking Nazis? What a shit country. Nick, go to Europe and see the Eiffel Tower. Kiss my ass, I'll go to Six Flags. Duroff, who was arrested on Saturday in Paris, was released on $5.6 million bail in order to stay in France as officials continue to investigate the allegations against Telegram, that's his app. Bloomberg reported that. But what are you doing, France? It's supposed
Starting point is 00:06:04 to be a democracy, you fucks. And forfeits to eigenarmy, to eigenflies, eigenfluss life. He's pissed about Heidi Fleiss. That's on her. She's a madam, doing good work. Among the charges were that he refused to help French authorities wiretap users of the site who were suspect of crimes. It means sit on this, cocksucker.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I agree. He was released from police custody. Didn't I just say this? On 5.6 mil, but it's forbidden from leaving France. And somebody made a great point online. I was reading a lot of the comments. One guy said, that's like arresting, you know Arresting the head the CEO of Verizon because drug dealers use
Starting point is 00:06:53 It's the same fucking thing it And don't think it's not coming here folks if it's not already here yet That's what it's really gonna interesting when they try to arrest a guy like me which they won't. I'm beautifully just not famous enough flying under the radar although they'll make you famous overnight if they want. We saw that a Musk hired a Republican strategist. When? I think just recently just yesterday. He did? Yeah, a Republican strategist.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I didn't know this. Fill us in. The idea is that he's looking at getting into some sort of political involvement somehow. Because the guy knows how to handle this? Because they're going after Musk, right? Exactly, probably. Interesting. I'm surprised that guy wouldn't represent himself.
Starting point is 00:07:44 What the fuck can't this guy do he builds rockets for fun it's the only guy on the planet could be on a dating site hobbies building rockets electric vehicles saving the planet and actually doing it without just yapping about and then he scuba diving anyways Anyways, interesting. And I love the fact that he's on. I hope he gets an official position in Trump's cabinet. And then you get Tulsi Gabbitt, him, all these. RFK Jr. These are smart, smart people.
Starting point is 00:08:22 And the Dems have a problem with it. Wow, you have a problem with a really intelligent cabinet who wants to help the country. What's that say about you? Eat shit and die. My father used to say at the dinner table. Let's move on. Another negative story about old glory. Members of a community in Oklahoma rallied behind a local teen whose high school has forbidden him from flying an American flag on the back of his pickup truck. I don't know if this is the same kid we covered a few months ago.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I mean, shit's going on all over the fucking place because of libs who hate this country. Caleb Horst just began his senior year at Edmond North High School in Edmond, Oklahoma, a city of nearly 100,000 people about 15 miles north of Oklahoma City. Last Wednesday, he drove to school, the balls on this kid, with a giant American flag. Was it giant? Was it really? Attached to his truck just as he had done for quite a while,
Starting point is 00:09:21 he said. It is the practice of Edmund public schools this is some guy from the school to not permit students to fly or bring flags of any kind on our school campuses why is that let's let's let's let's stop there and question why that well that's because blm or or something like that or even l even LGBT and their fucking rainbows that's that's a provo that's provocative to do that BLM is a Marxist organization so I can so but but you know the the Libs who
Starting point is 00:09:56 run the school can't just ban that they go if that's true because they equate the American flag would be LM just as fucking you know negative however school administrators informed him that he could not continue to fly the flag on his truck and warned him not to show up With the flag on Monday the principal said this I read I said Heidi flies Rather than heed the warning horse and dozens of his fellow American patriots, because they're Oklahomans, who I like, both students and members of the community drove to school's campus Monday morning and peacefully protested the ban on American flags affixed to their
Starting point is 00:10:34 vehicles so they put on a show. Come on, God damn it. Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. America. That's right, it's called America. According to the New York Post, more than 50 cars arrived at 7am that morning. Some adorned in the red, white, and blue to show their support for Horst and for public displays of patriotism.
Starting point is 00:10:57 More generally. They even recited the Pledge of Allegiance to him. Let's not get nuts. You know what I mean? Let's not get crazy. That's where I mean, let's not get crazy. That's where you're gonna start the loop. We don't need that. Just scare the shit out of the fucking administrators.
Starting point is 00:11:11 On Thursday, four days before the protest at the school, Edmund Public Schools issued a statement insisting that this is, here's where the bullshit comes in and they insult anybody's intelligence that has any feeling for this country the school is just insisting that this is not about the american flag it's exactly what it's about you fuckstain
Starting point is 00:11:32 or patriotism but about safety and disruptions distractions to how is bringing a flag to school on your car how is that a safety problem who's at risk for getting hurt there I'll tell you who the people who have flags on the car because something tolerant left-wing kid would fucking do some violence see so you're punishing the wrong people you scumbags also distracting how they're in a parking lot you should be in the
Starting point is 00:12:00 classroom yeah although I don't know, Dallas. If I'm in fucking chemistry, I'm looking out the window staring at that flag. I don't give a fuck about that. They're talking about people like me with the short intentions. Look at that beautiful flag out there. Anyways, do you hear that, though?
Starting point is 00:12:21 The bullshit. What do I tell you guys? Anytime they bring up safety, it's for the best for the country, ba ba ba, or the security of this and that. That's the first sign they're full of fucking shit. Take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! It is the practice of Edmund Public Schools to not permit students to fly or bring flags of any kind on our school.
Starting point is 00:12:42 We already fucking said that, you fucking stuttering prick you anyways Bill Hicks had a good take and again Bill Hicks lefty but I'm with him on this you might be even be mad at me I don't condone people burning the flag but I understand and he explains it in this bit again remember he's a he was a lefty, not on all things, but this one. And he's not really a lefty on this one either. I happen to agree with this. Go ahead. Did you watch the flag burning thing? Wasn't that great? Well, if everyone showed their true colors then, didn't they? Retarded nation that we are. People acted as though the Supreme Court approved the flag burning. You know what I mean? Does that mean we have to burn our flags?
Starting point is 00:13:26 They said that we had to, no, no, no! It's not what they said. They said that perhaps if somebody wants to burn a flag, he perhaps doesn't need to go to jail for a year. Pretty harsh on their part, huh? People snapped over this. Did you watch that? They were just, hey buddy, let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:13:45 My daddy died for that flag. This is really, wow, I bought mine. Ha ha. Yeah, they sell them in, you know, at Kmart, yeah. Yeah, he died in the Korean War for that flag. Oh, what a coincidence coincidence mine was made in Korea Wow the world is that big those are the comments I like No one and I repeat
Starting point is 00:14:22 No one has ever died for a flag a flag is a piece of cloth They might have died for freedom which by the way is the freedom also to burn the fucking flag say burning the flag doesn't make freedom go to waste kind of like I don't care if you how you feel about that that to me is exactly right I you don't have to like it You can hate it if you see somebody burn it You can fucking grab it like rick monday did for the dodgers when somebody ran on the field in the 70s and burned a flag And he came running across and put it out Um, i'm still looking at you. I wonder if i'm bugging people at home anybody comment Now they will
Starting point is 00:14:59 Uh, and my other problem dallas. I put that in the first half of the show and i'm afraid he's gonna get flagged We'll leave it there. They'll just take out, I don't want to make more work for you. You'll get pissed at me. Maybe they'll just take out the Hicks part and it'll still be a good, but I hope not. Well I'll offer my take on it. Go ahead. You know.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Yes. And most combat veterans are going to feel the same because it's we Obviously did go and defend freedom, right? It is your right to burn a flag and that's okay. I don't like it I don't agree with it but I also Venementally disagree with there being a law against it or because again that steps right on freedom and that goes against everything that we fought for That's right guys died for that's right everything that we fought for and then my guys died for. That's right. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:46 The flag is a symbol of what you fight. So that's what you know. And I'm sure there's some real rednecks that you fought with that would disagree with that. There are some. There are some. But for the most part, you know. They get it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:59 For the most part. They understand the, I mean when you put your neck on the line you should understand and they do. That's the beauty of our country. Try burning a pair of panties in Tehran. I tried it once, ended up in a crane. In a noose. I got away. Very skinny neck.
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