The Nick DiPaolo Show - France Anti Free Speech | Nick Di Paolo Show #1620
Episode Date: August 29, 2024In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about France anti freedom, OK School anti flag and much more! Support the show and use code NICKDIP to claim a bonus up to $1,000 on your fir...st deposit with MyBookie at https://mybookie.website/NICKDIP Like what you hear? Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! SEE NICK LIVE: 9/27/24 - Wise Guys - Jordan Landing, UT 9/28/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV 9/29/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV TIX: https://www.nickdip.com/tour For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com
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Music playing How are you folks?
Final day of the week, at least for me in Dallas here and
In Georgia who's I'm confused Dallas. I you might have read the paper. I read that
Jerkoff Harris Is somewhere here today? Was that yesterday?
There was something that said she was down here. I was looking for a flat roof
Nobody helped me. It's a joke everybody.
I wanted to put that on X but my wife said I'm fucking, I'm divorcing you.
No balls.
You just wanted it for your garage, right?
I can't hear you in that mic, go ahead.
You just wanted it for your garage, right?
I wanted it for my garage. I wanted a slightly slanted roof.
In case her bus came past.
Listen, it's all a joke.
I don't condone that shit. In case her bus came past. Listen, it's all a joke.
I don't condone that shit.
Only the Democrat Party does, and the FBI,
and the deep state.
You heard me.
Then I heard my sister text me yesterday going,
Trump's going to be down there.
And I said, what are you talking about?
And I couldn't find that either.
But if he's coming down there, I am gonna get in touch with Donald jr
Because I have a pathway to him. I
Gotta meet the big guy and I love Don jr. That's fine
If that's all I ever meet in the Trump fan
I'm just saying but I'm that close to saying hello to the big guy me
My buddy Jimmy Norton's interviewed him. I think on the UFC
podcast and all that shit. And, you know, I like a taste of the pie.
I've been leading this fucking fight since 1870.
That's why I'm doing a podcast now.
Do you appreciate that?
I hope so.
At least it's a good podcast.
It's not about fucking dishwashing liquid and lady shoes.
So exciting. And chicken tits what I
don't know anyways me and Dallas from a good move because it's a first of all
I'm scared shitless it's Labor Day weekend coming up that reminds me we
will not be here next week as you know won't be back till a week from Monday
Labor Day weekend and I have a week vacation coming up and you know, won't be back till a week from Monday. Labor Day weekend, and I have a week vacation coming up.
And you know, I earned it because I see you come
and to appreciate me showing up every day
and flying all over the country like I'm 11 for heart transplant.
So yeah, nothing next week.
Remember that.
But yes, the the weekend college football the
official opening weekend with his literally a thousand teams playing we'll
go over that later on the show just some of the matchups you should watch if
you're heterosexual down here in the south I was at a bar last year there's a
22 year old girl it's probably a nine on a scale of 10, by herself, glued to the TV set.
I'm thinking she's watching HLN, but then I'm like, wait a minute, it's a sports bar.
I go out there and she's watching Georgia somebody, like she had 100 grand on it.
I go, can I buy you a, she'll get the fuck out of here.
I said, what?
No, I'm married, I don't do that shit anymore.
Go home, Richie send them out here give
me my fucking money you go home fucking Richie I'm obsessed with that show I'm
sorry it pops up every fucking time I turn around made mac and cheese last
night for myself nothing's better than homemade mac I didn't have them enough sharp cheddar so I but I did have I had some
sharp cheddar I had that that shredded bag with five different cheeses in it I
threw that in there I threw a little grated parmesan and something else
pecker crumble huh no bread crumble oh yeah no the bread crumbles on top. I was getting there.
Dallas was very concerned. Are you shitting me? What's a mac and cheese without a nice crust?
Panko. Panko with Parmesan olive oil. Pop it under the broiler for about a
minute and a half at the end. That way the the rest of it is still cheesy and
gooey because a lot of recipes they put it in
the oven for 20 minutes and that sort of dries it out why the what are they
doing anyways holy shit I was hard as a shark's tooth eating that shit it's all
I had all day too so I made up I ate like two and a half balls anyways I can't see
my dick it's got nothing to do with my belly either. What? Anyways, let's get to it. I've bullshitted enough.
First headline, France going Nazi Germany on us.
Telegram CEO Pavel Durov was charged Wednesday.
We talked about this a few days ago.
But he was officially charged with being complicit
in the spread of crime on the popular messaging app,
including child
sex abuse, drug trafficking, goo gobbling, no, and fraud.
Nazis said in France.
Is that why we fucking liberated you assholes and saved you from Nazis so you could turn
into fucking Nazis?
What a shit country.
Nick, go to Europe and see the Eiffel Tower.
Kiss my ass, I'll
go to Six Flags.
Duroff, who was arrested on Saturday in Paris, was released on $5.6 million bail in order
to stay in France as officials continue to investigate the allegations against Telegram,
that's his app. Bloomberg reported that. But what are you doing, France? It's supposed
to be a democracy, you fucks.
And forfeits to eigenarmy, to eigenflies, eigenfluss life.
He's pissed about Heidi Fleiss.
That's on her.
She's a madam, doing good work.
Among the charges were that he refused
to help French authorities wiretap users of the site who were suspect of crimes.
It means sit on this, cocksucker.
I agree.
He was released from police custody.
Didn't I just say this?
On 5.6 mil, but it's forbidden from leaving France.
And somebody made a great point online.
I was reading a lot of the comments.
One guy said, that's like arresting, you know
Arresting the head the CEO of Verizon because drug dealers use
It's the same fucking thing
it
And don't think it's not coming here folks if it's not already here yet
That's what it's really gonna interesting when they try to arrest a guy like me which they won't. I'm beautifully just not famous enough
flying under the radar although they'll make you famous overnight if they want.
We saw that a Musk hired a Republican strategist. When? I think just recently
just yesterday. He did?
Yeah, a Republican strategist.
I didn't know this.
Fill us in.
The idea is that he's looking at getting into some sort of political involvement somehow.
Because the guy knows how to handle this?
Because they're going after Musk, right?
Exactly, probably.
Interesting.
I'm surprised that guy wouldn't represent himself.
What the fuck can't this guy do he builds rockets for fun it's the only guy on the planet
could be on a dating site hobbies building rockets electric vehicles
saving the planet and actually doing it without just yapping about and then he
scuba diving anyways Anyways, interesting.
And I love the fact that he's on.
I hope he gets an official position in Trump's cabinet.
And then you get Tulsi Gabbitt, him, all these.
RFK Jr. These are smart, smart people.
And the Dems have a problem with it.
Wow, you have a problem with a really intelligent
cabinet who wants to help the country. What's that say about you? Eat shit and die. My father
used to say at the dinner table. Let's move on. Another negative story about old glory.
Members of a community in Oklahoma rallied behind a local teen whose high school has
forbidden him from flying
an American flag on the back of his pickup truck.
I don't know if this is the same kid we covered a few months ago.
I mean, shit's going on all over the fucking place because of libs who hate this country.
Caleb Horst just began his senior year at Edmond North High School in Edmond, Oklahoma, a city of nearly 100,000 people
about 15 miles north of Oklahoma City.
Last Wednesday, he drove to school,
the balls on this kid, with a giant American flag.
Was it giant?
Was it really?
Attached to his truck just as he had done for quite a while,
he said.
It is the practice of Edmund public schools this is some
guy from the school to not permit students to fly or bring flags of any kind on our school campuses
why is that let's let's let's let's stop there and question why that well that's because blm
or or something like that or even l even LGBT and their fucking rainbows that's
that's a provo that's provocative to do
that BLM is a Marxist organization so I
can so but but you know the the Libs who
run the school can't just ban that they
go if that's true because they equate
the American flag would be LM just as
fucking you know negative however school administrators informed him that he could not continue to fly the flag on his truck and warned him not to show up
With the flag on Monday the principal said this
I read I said Heidi flies
Rather than heed the warning horse and dozens of his fellow American patriots, because they're Oklahomans, who I like, both students and members of the community drove to school's
campus Monday morning and peacefully protested the ban on American flags affixed to their
vehicles so they put on a show.
Come on, God damn it.
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
America.
That's right, it's called America.
According to the New York Post, more than 50 cars arrived at 7am that morning.
Some adorned in the red, white, and blue to show their support for Horst and for public
displays of patriotism.
More generally.
They even recited the Pledge of Allegiance to him.
Let's not get nuts.
You know what I mean?
Let's not get crazy. That's where I mean, let's not get crazy.
That's where you're gonna start the loop.
We don't need that.
Just scare the shit out of the fucking administrators.
On Thursday, four days before the protest at the school,
Edmund Public Schools issued a statement
insisting that this is, here's where the bullshit comes in
and they insult anybody's intelligence
that has any feeling for this country
the school is just insisting that this is not about the american flag it's
exactly what it's about you
fuckstain
or patriotism
but about safety and disruptions distractions to how is bringing a flag
to school on your car
how is that a safety problem
who's at risk for getting hurt there I'll tell
you who the people who have flags on the car because something tolerant left-wing
kid would fucking do some violence see so you're punishing the wrong people you
scumbags also distracting how they're in a parking lot you should be in the
classroom yeah although I don't know, Dallas.
If I'm in fucking chemistry, I'm
looking out the window staring at that flag.
I don't give a fuck about that.
They're talking about people like me with the short
intentions.
Look at that beautiful flag out there.
Anyways, do you hear that, though?
The bullshit.
What do I tell you guys?
Anytime they bring up safety, it's for the best for the country, ba ba ba, or the security
of this and that.
That's the first sign they're full of fucking shit.
Take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
It is the practice of Edmund Public Schools to not permit students to fly or bring flags
of any kind on our school.
We already fucking said that, you fucking stuttering prick you anyways Bill Hicks had a good take and again
Bill Hicks lefty but I'm with him on this you might be even be mad at me I
don't condone people burning the flag but I understand and he explains it in this
bit again remember he's a he was a lefty, not on all things, but this
one. And he's not really a lefty on this one either. I happen to agree with this. Go ahead.
Did you watch the flag burning thing? Wasn't that great? Well, if everyone showed their
true colors then, didn't they? Retarded nation that we are. People acted as though the Supreme
Court approved the flag burning. You know what I mean? Does that mean we have to burn our flags?
They said that we had to, no, no, no!
It's not what they said.
They said that perhaps if somebody wants to burn a flag,
he perhaps doesn't need to go to jail for a year.
Pretty harsh on their part, huh?
People snapped over this.
Did you watch that?
They were just, hey buddy, let me tell you something.
My daddy died for that flag.
This is really, wow, I bought mine.
Ha ha.
Yeah, they sell them in, you know, at Kmart, yeah.
Yeah, he died in the Korean War for that flag.
Oh, what a coincidence coincidence mine was made in Korea
Wow the world is that big those are the comments I like
No one and I repeat
No one has ever died for a flag a flag is a piece of cloth
They might have died for freedom which by the way is the freedom also to burn the fucking flag say burning the flag doesn't make freedom
go to waste kind of like I don't care if you how you feel about that that to me is exactly
right I you don't have to like it You can hate it if you see somebody burn it
You can fucking grab it like rick monday did for the dodgers when somebody ran on the field in the 70s and burned a flag
And he came running across and put it out
Um, i'm still looking at you. I wonder if i'm bugging people at home anybody comment
Now they will
Uh, and my other problem dallas. I put that in the first half of the show and i'm afraid he's gonna get flagged
We'll leave it there.
They'll just take out, I don't want to make more work for you.
You'll get pissed at me.
Maybe they'll just take out the Hicks part and it'll still be a good, but I hope not.
Well I'll offer my take on it.
Go ahead.
You know.
Yes.
And most combat veterans are going to feel the same because it's we
Obviously did go and defend freedom, right? It is your right to burn a flag and that's okay. I don't like it
I don't agree with it
but I also
Venementally disagree with there being a law against it or because again that steps right on freedom and that goes against everything that we fought for
That's right guys died for that's right everything that we fought for and then my guys died for. That's right.
Right.
The flag is a symbol of what you fight.
So that's what you know.
And I'm sure there's some real rednecks that you fought with that would disagree with that.
There are some.
There are some.
But for the most part, you know.
They get it.
Yeah.
For the most part.
They understand the, I mean when you put your neck on the line you should understand and they do.
That's the beauty of our country.
Try burning a pair of panties in Tehran.
I tried it once, ended up in a crane.
In a noose.
I got away.
Very skinny neck.
I'm like Adam Schiff.
Ha!
Let's move on, Shazwi.
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