The Nick DiPaolo Show - Fraud Elected by Fraud | Nick Di Paolo Show #461
Episode Date: December 15, 2020Electoral college confirms Biden, but not without dispute. Barr steps down. Recent Russia hack runs deeper than reported....
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Hi folks, welcome to the show. Big show on a Tuesday.
Hi, folks. Welcome to the show. Big show on a Tuesday.
How y'all doing? I guess there's a huge storm heading towards the East Coast.
Supposed to hit tomorrow. I don't know to believe.
They say it's Trump's fault. I just banged my fucking shin.
Let's get right to it. I don't feel like fucking around today. You see stupid Joe Biden speech after he was officially named the electoral winner.
Did you see Dick? We, that's gotta be kind of awkward. How you come out there knowing it was
stolen for you. I don't even know if he knows it was stolen for him. Let's put it that way. That's
how fucking gone he is. Um, but what a boy, when you know the truth and let me tell you something,
you people who don't think it was stolen, you have a lot of goddamn nerve.
Sidney Powell has more evidence.
She's going to bring a RICO case.
That's what they bring against the mafia when they get one mafia guy and they get everybody
you ever talked to over the last 20 years.
Uh, that's how that came about the RICO act.
I think Giuliani was involved.
Anyways, Joe Biden, Jack off, not my president-elect.
This is what the article said.
Over the past six weeks
since Election Day,
President-elect Joe Biden
carried about his business
while largely ignoring
the circus surrounding
President Trump.
No, he didn't.
He didn't carry out any business.
He was told,
don't worry about it.
We got it in the bag,
stay home, because every time you open your mouth, you're going to fuck it up,
don't you understand, we got your back, it's already in the bag, stay in your house,
fucking minding his business, I can't find an article that's even close to fucking objective,
anyways, he stayed in his house and ignored the circus surrounding Trump, it says,
incessant lies about the election fraud and refusal to concede. That changed a bit on Monday.
Speaking hours after the Electoral College officially voted to confirm his stolen victory
over Trump, Biden declared victory. He also criticized the president because he's a petty two-faced
cocksucker who has a lot of nerve to tell us time to hear. Let's move on. After you tortured
Trump for four years, I hope you and your first wife died in a car crash. I hope the next one does
in you. Let's leave her out of it. Just you. Fucking asshole.
So he also criticized the president whom he portrayed as on the wrong side of the struggle for democracy.
Isn't that rich?
Somebody who's in bed with China.
With communist China.
Literally doing business with communists.
But it's Trump who's on the wrong side of democracy.
Fuck you, you piece of shit,
for refusing to acknowledge the reality of his defeat.
What a garbage face. Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
It's not enough.
Talking about democracy. He says, in this battle for the soul of America, how would you know
what a soul is? You don't have one. Democracy prevailed, he said. I guess democracy is stealing
shit now. When you know you don't have a chance, when your opponent crushes you and you have it fixed beforehand. That's our new democracy.
Democracy prevail, Biden said.
When the people voted, faith in our institutions held.
It's exactly what didn't happen.
That's why there's so much controversy.
The integrity of our elections remains intact.
Your cyst is fucking big ass it does.
And so now it's time to turn the page.
No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
Oh, no.
We're going to turn the pages back to November 3rd.
Turn the page.
That's what they're telling you.
Just move on.
You didn't, nothing to see here.
Meanwhile, the globalists and communists and Marxists
are trying to turn this into what the shithole country
that they want it to be.
And let me tell you something.
When Dickhead, if he does get in, you know damn well the China thing is going to come back to bite him in the ass.
Because the media and all the other crooked cocksuckers want Kamala Harris in there.
It's a plan all along.
Joe, you need to shut the fuck up.
Joe, you need to shut the fuck up.
Biden noted that he won the same number of electoral votes as Trump did following the 2016 election, 306.
No, you didn't.
Wrong again.
Again.
No, you didn't, Joe.
You got slaughtered.
You didn't come anywhere.
Night 270. It's all going to come out.
Though Trump ultimately received only 304 electoral votes because of two faithless electors.
Let's let's listen to Dick Cheese.
The Electoral College votes which occurred today affect the fact that even in the face of a public health crisis unlike anything we've experienced in our lifetimes,
the people voted.
They voted in record numbers.
More Americans voted this year
than have ever voted in the history of the United States of America.
Over 155 million Americans were determined
to have their voices heard and their votes counted.
How dare you?
In the start of this pandemic, this crisis, many were wondering how many Americans would actually vote at all.
But those fears proved to be unfounded.
We saw something very few predicted, even thought possible.
The biggest voter turnout in the history of the
united states of america again a number so big that this election now ranks as the clearest
demonstration a number so big that trump's number was so big it broke the algorithms that were built
into the computer to fucking throw it to you even cheating that's how much of a landslide it was the other way i'm furious
oh god i hate this piece of lying and you're a piece of go ahead frustration
of the true will of the american people one of the most amazing demonstrations of civic duty we've ever seen in our country it should be celebrated not
attacked more than 81 million of those votes were cast for me and vice president-elect harris pause
he thinks he got 81 million votes he did worse than fucking clinton and obama and all the fucking uh
all the fucking states in the in the urban, except for the four swing states that we know were fixed.
He fucking gets crushed.
Not to mention the optics when Trump's in front of 35,000 screaming fans and he's in front of 12 cars giving a.
I just heard radio in my ear.
Oh, my God.
Go ahead.
Let's stupid talk.
That, too, is a record more than any
ticket has received in the history of america oh my god represents a winning margin of more
than seven million votes over the number of votes cast for my opponent what are we doing
what's going on right now
oh my god What's going on right now?
Oh, my God.
At another point, Biden took an indirect shot at Trump,
saying the flame of democracy was lit in this nation a long time ago.
And we now know that nothing, not even a pandemic or an abuse of power.
Oh, do you understand it follows that old rule?
If they're accusing you of doing something, the fucking left, they're doing it.
An abuse of power.
What, like fucking doing business selling your name in China for millions?
Or stealing the election.
Which one are you talking about?
Or even an abuse of power, he's talking about Trump,
can't extinguish that flame.
Biden addressed the flood of failed lawsuits that Trump campaign has filed since the election
and the Supreme Court's refusal last week
to take up a flimsy case
that could have overturned his...
Yeah, a flimsy case that's only based on the Constitution
and lets Wisconsin change the voting rules two days before the election and they don't do it through the legislature.
You know, flimsy shit like that. Hardcore evidence. What you have is the judges in your pocket.
He also praised state and local officials on both sides of the aisle for overseeing a fair election while
refusing to be bullied by Trump.
How fucking dare you?
He says, in America, when questions are raised about the legitimacy of elections, those questions
are resolved through the legal process.
And that's precisely what happened here, he said.
All the counts were confirmed.
None of this has stopped baseless claims.
Later, Biden noted that respecting the will of the people is at the heart of our democracy,
adding that when Trump won four years ago, it was my responsibility to announce the tally
of the Electoral College votes to the joint session of Congress.
I did my job.
You did?
And then you went on to try to impeach him.
Then you went on to say that he was an agent of Russia.
You fucking slimy, mubble-less fuck.
Although a majority of House Republicans indicated in writing last week that they
supported the aforementioned case that could have overturned the election results, Biden extended
it in olive branch saying, I'm convinced
we can work together for the good of the nation
on many subjects.
Like what?
Packing the court?
Giving illegals
fucking free Medicaid, Medicare?
Opening the borders to scumbags.
Green New Deal that'll bankrupt us in three minutes.
Are they going to reach across the aisle for that
and tickle your fucking gray balls?
That is the duty owed to the people,
to our Constitution, to our history.
This guy gives so little fuck about the little people
that he pretends to, you know,
scranton people, people like us.
Do you understand?
This is an oligarchy.
It's him.
And you see who he's hiring, by the way?
I don't even have a story on it.
Sorry, today, real quick.
You see, he's already got like six people from Facebook in his administration and Twitter
and Google.
The people that are censoring us helped him win the election.
That's who he's got on his new team.
He also thanked the Senate Republicans who have already acknowledged his victory.
Did you see?
We have another clip. He refused any questions about Hunter.
Did you see we have another clip?
He refused any questions about Hunter.
Joe Biden still refuses to discuss the ethical cloud swirling around his asshole son, Hunter.
Biden, who is set to take the oath of office next month, delivered a national address on Monday in response to the Electoral College, which I just showed you.
After his remarks, which centered largely on the need for America to move past the 2020
contest, yeah, you wish, Biden was asked by the need for America to move past the 2020 contest. Yeah,
you wish. Biden was asked by the press about recent revelations that the Department of Justice
had opened at least two investigations into his son's business dealings, despite the issue
dominating the news cycle in recent days. Remember, it didn't before the election. The president-elect
refused to comment on the situation. Instead, Biden cheekily thanked the report. Watch this. What a smug prick he is. So thank you all. May God bless you.
And may God protect our troops and all those who stand watch over our democracy.
Oh, making me sick. Thank you.
Thanks for the congratulations.
Appreciate it.
Sorry, I fucked that up.
I played over the reporter yelling out,
what about your son Hunter Biden's problems?
And that was his response,
his sarcastic, petty response.
Thank you for the congratula... Okay, congratulations on stealing the election,
you fucking senile prick. response. Thank you for the congratulate. Okay. Congratulations on stealing the election.
You fucking senile prick. Sorry. I played the asshole song over it. It doesn't matter. I just explained it to you. That was his cheeky answer to the reporter. His sarcasm. Thanks for congratulating
me for stealing the fucking, he really thinks he's going to, gonna he really he it's owed to him he thinks you're
entitled to shit absolutely biden's demural on the topic comes after his son hunter oh hunter
uh-oh retard alert retard alert admitted last week that the united states attorney uh from the
district of delaware had opened an investigation into his tax affairs the delaware u.s attorney's
investigation is not the only one that has come to light in recent days. Last week, the New York
Times reported that the U.S. attorney for the Western District of Pennsylvania opened a probe
into Hunter Biden's ties to the Ukrainian natural gas giant Burisma Holdings. On the same day that
the Times published its story, NBC News reported that Hunter Biden's work for Burisma had netted him 400 Gs in 2014 alone.
You see how the you see how the fucking media now is doing their job now that, you know, they think Joe's the president and they're going to do this.
Right. Why are they going to do this? That way they can go, look, we're being fair.
We're going to be tough on them when we all know they don't want them in there either and uh they'll cover the
chinese thing probably with a lot of uh oomph and uh get joe in trouble and he'll have to step down
and then they can put in the real uh the real problem the hateful witch behind him.
The revelations of the dual Department of Justice
investigations into Hunter Biden have
spurred congressional Republicans to call for
the appointment of a special
prosecutor. Oh, that's
terrific. You're a loser. You'll
always be a loser.
You know, should
they put on it? They should put Sidney, now she's
Sidney Powell, fucking super attorney.
I'm going to make my prediction again, folks.
So he'll be in there, I get, whatever.
And maybe he won't.
Maybe Trump will still get it.
We still get more news today.
But if he doesn't, Trump will start a network or something.
And you won't believe.
There'll be such a red wave, which I think there was on November 3rd, by the way.
Since we went all down at the bottom of the ticket, we won all those local municipality races.
But we didn't win at the top.
That's never happened before either.
So suck my balls.
Bernie Kerik, you know who he is? He was Giuliani's
police commissioner and quite a guy. Oh, that's right. He did a little jail time because he was
paying people to fix his house or something that worked for him or whatever. Anyways,
he says historic unparalleled, he says in pa pennsylvania georgia michigan wisconsin
arizona nevada in new mexico all had gop electors cast votes for donald trump he says that preserves
the president of the united states right to remedy fraud with his own electors republican
electors in four states said on December 14th that they would cast their
procedural votes for President Donald Trump and Vice President Pence. The latest update,
contesting results of the 2020 election. Republican electors in Pennsylvania, Georgia,
Nevada, Arizona, all said they voted for Trump. So it's not over yet.
Not according to Carrick. I don't know what he knows about the
constitution, but it comes as the state's formally appointed Democratic electors who voted for
Democrat Joe Biden and Kamala. What's her name? Kamala? I suck cock. Harris. And I believe Idaho
can be added to the list today. It was like seven now or whatever. In Michigan,
two separate slates of electors were cast, 16 from Trump and 16, I should say, for Trump and
for Biden. Sending more than one slate of electors is not unheard of, said Mishawn Maddock,
Michigan Republican at-lar national elector, in an
emailed release. It's our duty, he says, to the people of Michigan and to the U.S. Constitution
to send another slate of electors if the election is in controversy or dispute. And clearly,
he said, this motherfucker is. I added emphasis.
Clearly, he said, this motherfucker is.
I added emphasis.
So I don't know.
I don't know enough about the Constitution, but at least somebody had the balls in some states.
And you can't argue that this thing is in controversy.
Thanks to Sidney Powell and Giuliani.
Somebody doing some work.
Do you need more evidence that all this shit is fixed?
Do you need more evidence that these machines were calibrated
to take away from Trump and to benefit?
Well, I'm going to give you some more.
Enjoy your Huggy Man dinner and listen to this.
Antrim County, that's in Michigan, I believe,
forensic report bombshell reveals Dominion
machines were set at 68.05% error rate, meaning 68.05% of ballots could be sent out for mass
adjudication.
In other words, they go, oh, there's errors.
There's errors on these ballots.
We'll let people decide which way it goes.
Giving individuals or machines ability to change 68% of the votes.
What?
Baseless fraud again, huh?
Is that another baseless one?
Feels too much like a news show today, but I can't help it.
I'm fucking furious.
Watch that game last night. Oh my God. Best game
of the year, they said, by far. One of the
best I've ever seen on Monday night, too.
47-42
final. Woo-hoo!
Lamar Jackson taking a big dump
for about 20 minutes. He's worse than me comes back on
the field throws the and then the kicker comes in and hits a 55 yarder he's six for six from 50 and
beyond they said he's the most accurate kicker in the history of the NFL Justin Tucker never even
knew it anyways back to the show look at colored lady cheating yeah I just put this in here for biden you know that fucking cracker
trumpy a fucking racist motherfucker seen a lot of black poll workers i'm sure they don't have
a chip on their shoulder huh when it comes to trump this morning during an emergency hearing
uh michigan 13th circuit Court, Judge Kevin Elsenheimer
granted permission to attorney Matthew DiPerno, seen here, to release the findings from their
forensic examination on 16 Dominion voting machines in Antrim County, Michigan, where
thousands of votes flopped from President Trump to cheatin' cocksucker Joe Biden on November 3rd.
What evidence?
Earlier this week, we reported about a lawsuit filed by Matthew DiPerno of DiPerno Law on
behalf of Central Lake resident.
I talked about this already, but William Bailey, remember it was a single guy.
In addition to the thousands of votes that were flipped from Trump to Democrat
candidate Biden, Bailey was concerned about ballots that were rerun through the Dominion
tabulating machine after a 262 to 262 tie. What are the odds that could ever happen on a vote,
on a vote, a ballot initiative that would allow Marijuana establishment to be located within the village
of Central Lake. So they even cheated on this shit. While ballots were being inserted into the
machine, get this, three of them were destroyed and were not placed through the tabulator at the conclusion
of the recount by the tabulating machine and uh with three fewer votes because they were destroyed
the result was 262 to 261 a one vote difference yet three of them weren't put through
and the initiative passed of course this result could not be possible
after three of the ballots were destroyed.
Holy shit, how do you argue that?
If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?
I don't think so.
You have angel music behind you.
Look, a colored lady cheating.
Are you fed up, folks?
Between this and, oh, we're in the throw of, you know what?
COVID's worse than ever.
Shutting down New York City completely, they're talking.
Crush that.
Crush those businesses.
Crush those bars and restaurants
that are the backbone of america crush those little guys you know it's a democracy like biden
said even though it's him and uh 12 to 15 billionaires running the world like bill gates
and whoever the fuck else but it's a democracy they care about you my goodness let's secede now
everybody come down well ge George is not even.
I was going to say come down here.
I don't know what's going on down here.
Pennsylvania needs to be carpet bombed.
What do they call it?
Moab, the mother of all bombs.
Drop one of those right on the fucking governor's house.
Two more unexplainable vote counts in
antrim county also to continue with our dominion cheating left vote is stunned
by the unexplainable outcome of the vote uh result by dominion in central lake school board
election listen to this one more evidence 742 votes were added to the total after a recount on november 6th
is there an image of something it says first image
i don't know
anyways dominion's vote total showed 663 people voted in a district where there were only six eligible voters.
Did you hear that?
It showed 663.
There's only six eligible voters and only three of those six actually voted.
But somehow Dominion added 660 additional votes to the final tally.
Oh, my God. Who do they think they are?
You're entitled to shit.
Cheating motherless fucks, huh?
Baseless claims, everybody, baseless claims.
I don't trust any fucking voting machine
that looks like a recycling trash barrel with a fucking Pac-Man screen.
Michigan Dominion Machines.
A forensic audit of Dominion Voting Systems machines and software in Michigan
showed that they were designed to create fraud and influence election results,
a data firm said on Monday, which I think we just talked about.
What the hell's going on out here?
This is a conclusion they came to after doing the study, doing the forensic investigation.
We conclude that the Dominion voting system is intentionally and purposely designed with inherent errors.
This isn't Republicans talking, OK, or Democrats, to create systemic fraud and influence election results.
Son of a whore.
Russell Ramsland, Jr., co-founder of Allied Security Operations Group, said in a preliminary report, the system intentionally generates.
This is how it works. An enormously high number of ballot errors.
The electronic ballots are then transferred for adjudication. The international errors, excuse me, the intentional
errors lead to bulk adjudication of ballots with no oversight. This is the key. Nobody watching
over these people. No transparency and no audit trail. This leads to voter
or election fraud.
Based on our own study,
we concluded that
Dominion voting systems
should not be used
in Michigan.
We further conclude
that the results
of the Antrim County
should not have been
certified at all.
Do you hear that?
What evidence?
They only did a forensic audit on it.
Ramsland, a former Reagan, well, he's a former Reagan administration official,
so I'm sure that means he's lying.
Well, Nancy, I got to use the shitter, Will.
What am I doing?
Anyways, former Reagan administration, it feels that means he's in his late hundreds of fish who was where we actually worked for NASA.
He's a real dummy, I guess. And others from the group examined Dominion products in Antrim County earlier this month as part of an ongoing case.
And they found nothing but corruption.
Machines designed to fuck Trump.
Nobody watching over the people adjudicating the so-called,
you know, ballots that have mistakes on them.
You've got to be shatting me.
Well, Nick, but there were GOP poll watches.
Now, they were kept a fucking mile away.
We all know this story.
Remember?
Some were actually thrown out.
Speaking of that, Michigan GOP electors were blocked yesterday.
This one will fry your apples, I would think.
Michigan Republican electors, as you know, yesterday, right?
The electors reported they have to sign a certificate saying who won the.
Anyways, Republican electors were blocked from entering the state capital by state police.
This is in Michigan and prevented from casting alternative ballots for President Trump.
from casting alternative ballots for President Trump.
What the fuck?
Again, this is on camera too, but people will deny it.
State Rep. Dyer Rendon, Republican, told Breitbart News,
my neck hurts and I tilt my head to the left. But I lady in red with a mo haircut.
What? What? What? Where? Anyways, that's Miss Rendon told Breitbart News she attempted to escort the Republican electors into the building, but they were prevented entry by state police trooper.
entry by state police trooper who is at the direction of who that fucking scumbag governor whitner right so it was her telling the state police to keep the republican who the fuck does
this broad think she is so they wouldn't let him in but but you don't have opening no but why not because whitmer told us you cannot come in
the building was closed early in the day due to alleged credible threats of violence bright
news previously reported i love it girl i'm gonna fucking smash his fucking face in i love it
somebody has to get threatened here republicans had chosen a slate of electors to
be seated today as well as, as well, I should say. Rendon said a move that would not happen
if the election results are clear, which they weren't. Rendon is seen wearing a blue scarf
with white stars in the video. Can we show the video?
Watch this.
For the Capitol Commission,
for the Governor's Office, for the Speaker of the House,
for the Speaker of the Senate,
the Capitol is closed unless you have an office here to conduct business today
or if you are taking part in
the electoral process.
Anybody else is not committed to coming to the Capitol?
We're electors.
Pause.
Do you hear what he just said?
The only way you can commit is you've taken part in the electoral
process. They're like, yeah, where are the
Republican electors?
And he's going to say something.
Her orders
only allow Democrats, something like that.
Listen.
The electors are already here. They've been checked in.
Pause. Pause. The electors
are already here. They've been checked in. In other words, the 16 Democrat electors are already here. They've been checked in. Pause. Pause. The electors are already here. They've been checked in.
In other words, the 16 Democrat electors.
Who the fuck does Whitmer think she is?
They should have kidnapped her and cut her fucking head off.
I'm just joking if anybody sees this.
Go ahead.
Not all the electors are in sight.
Capitol is closed. All 16 electors are inside all 16 electors
are resendized by the governor's staff
and we're going to be here to vote
but the GOP electors
I'm sorry
I understand
the capitol is closed
come forward
oh it's Fauci's there
the fuck's Fauci doing? He's no Republican
elector.
Do you believe that?
The state
cop's just doing his job, which makes him
like Goebbels.
He's supposed to be for law and order.
He should have said, you know what? You're right.
Fuck my boss.
Is she not one of the
dirtiest fucking people on the planet uh whitmer
i do have the right state on it uh because the outcome of election is not clear due to
all of the allegations of fraud she said that's what brendan said the republicans sent in uh
their slate of electors as well but they never made it through the door because sergeant there
with the michigan state police barred their entry. Republican electors
cast their ballots at the Michigan Republican Party headquarters in
Lansing. And they were
met at the door and he's taking his walking orders from
our favorite governor in the nation.
And for you, your eigenarbeit, do eigenfleisch,
eigenentrusteit.
All right, get up!
Yeah!
Do they ever
get in?
I don't know if they...
I don't. This is
fucking...
I want to sit down with somebody who believes
that the election was on the up
and up and that Biden won and just show them
what I've just showed you.
Because when you argue with your friends, you text,
you're on the... Just go, okay,
explain this way. Explain that way.
How do you explain that way?
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You're witnessing history, folks, right before your eyes.
As somebody once said, may you live in interesting times
i think it was the jets defensive coordinator right before oakland burned him in the last
how about that one did you hear about that one jay he sends an all-out blitz in the last play
of the game and the fucking writers throw a bomb and then poor jets i'm proud to announce I had 11 right out of 15 or 16.
That's pretty good.
If I was in Vegas, I could have made a nice chunk.
But no, I'm trying to beat people in the late 70s and my nieces.
Anyhow, what else was the big story yesterday?
I always put cheating in the election ahead of anything, but this was a big one.
cheating in the election ahead of anything, but this was a big one. Boy, Attorney General William Barr, seen here, praised the accomplishments of President Donald Trump and his Monday
resignation letter, including the Trump administration's quick actions in providing
a COVID-19 vaccine. Oh, I'm sure the mainstream media will see it that way
and social media, won't they? You watch Biden take credit for all this shit.
The distribution of the COVID-19 vaccine began in the U.S. on Monday. They're already
handing the shit out. According to data from Johns Hopkins University, where I graduated with a 3.9.
The U.S. has reported 16,420,309 positive cases of the coronavirus.
Out of that, negative six people really got sick.
Anyways, Trump had expressed displeasure with some of Barr's actions and statements,
Trump had expressed displeasure with some of Barr's actions and statements, which appeared to run in opposition to Trump's state policies.
In his resignation letter, Barr said that Trump's actions on quickly creating a vaccine for COVID-19 were admirable.
So he comes out now.
You are correct, sir.
With Operation Warp Speed, which is what my wife calls our sex.
Huh? Hello? Lady?
Barr wrote, you've delivered a vaccine for coronavirus on a schedule no one thought conceivable.
And you can go back. I didn't do it because I'm lazy.
But you go back and watch CNN, all these people on the left, when Trump said, remember a year ago we could have it within?
And they're like, that's impossible.
Even doctors, that's crazy.
Anyways, like he said, no one thought it was conceivable to do it this fast.
A feat that will undoubtedly save millions of lives.
Barr wrote that he was greatly honored to serve as Trump's attorney general, saying Trump's record is all the more
historic. And I agree with this 100% because he says you accomplished it in the face of relentless,
implacable resistance. Are you including yourself in that? Mr. Barkas,
you knew all about Hunter Biden's story and you kept the fucking shit the camera.
Bars expected to be replaced by Deputy Bonnie Fife
on the 5th of 19th
by Deputy Attorney General
Jeff Rosen. Oh, he's good.
Newsweek reached out to
the U.S. Department of Justice for comment
and asked about Rosen and they only had to say this.
Get this through your head, you.
Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Trump has refused to consider the 2020 presidential election.
The Democrat president elect Joe Biden
the other president
basically
this defeat was caused by
widespread election fraud
it was the Turk
it's a lot to
it's good with a knife and voting machines
anyways
his defeat was caused by widespread election fraud.
That's what trumps.
Barr told the Associated Press in December that the DOJ investigators had not uncovered fraud on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election.
And if you believe that he believes that, your high is too high.
I'm going to kill you, you lying cocksucker!
Ooh, quite a struggle in the Oval Office as he left.
Yeah, you said that, what, weeks ago?
How about all the shit that's been dug up since?
Do you still feel that way?
All right, but is anybody not on this global freight train?
I can't trust a guy with glasses like that.
After Barr's comments,
Trump declined to tell reporters in December
if he still had confidence in Barr
as his attorney general.
And you know what Trump said?
Ask me that in a number of weeks.
That's what he said.
Ask me in a number of weeks from now.
He said they should be looking at all of this fraud.
But they hate you, Mr. President.
They hated you the day you came.
You know why?
And I'm going to go back to my original theory.
They hated you for a bunch of reasons.
Number one, that you're an outsider, right?
And you're going to fucking blow up the status quo inhington where they reap benefits on illegal deals for the last 40 years
but you're also a blonde haired blue eye alpha male white christian you are the fucking devil
embodied to them nobody will say that on tv
the other big story that we touched on yesterday and i said i think it's a distraction but uh
that breach remember at that company nick what are you talking about that company
they had the computers breached by possible russian hackers um remember they they tapped
into the department of treasury and Commerce and a bunch of other
shit, the military.
People are saying they think it's Russian hackers and they entered the system through
a company, SolarWinds or some shit.
We touched on it yesterday.
Here's some audio.
I guess this guy's in the know.
He's in touch with the FBI and the cops in Texas.
It happened in Texas, right?
This is him on Hannity, updating Hannity on the breach of our Treasury Agency in Commerce by supposedly the Russians.
Here's the audio.
I do have a bit of breaking news for you, Sean.
I'm located here in Texas, and I have a good friend who's a ranger who has passed to me that the FBI, the Texas Rangers, and the U.S. Marshals are all at the SolarWinds headquarters in Austin, Texas.
And they are currently looking very seriously at the systems there.
There's other information that will be coming out very shortly about the ceo and the
executive vice president that will be stunning as well so you know what this information is i do i
have it in front of me and um it shocked me when i first saw it and i verified it as a matter of
fact when it was given to me even though it was given to me by a ranger who i i consider the the
top law enforcement agency in the nation are you you saying that this so-called hack is bigger than anybody imagined?
Because that's what I'm hearing you say.
It is worldwide, and it looks as if just by looking at the evidence
that the folks who were at SolarWinds probably knew about it way earlier than they let the world know.
On November the 9th, the executive vice president, a guy named David Gardner,
sold 57,251 shares of his stock to cash in $1.2 million.
And then the CEO of the company on November 18th sold 533,871 shares.
And then the next day sold 166,000.
This is November 19th. 871 shares and then the next day sold 166,000 november 19 years 700,000 shares at a total
average price of 2191 are you saying that they knew all this had happened and they were dumping
their stock or are you suggesting that might have been a consideration i mean what else could it be
i am told by uh by my law enforcement contact that the ceo kevin thompson has turned over his passport
to federal officials
bye bye
so they knew about this a long time ago i'm guessing what else could it be
right they dumped their stock they're holy fuck, we were breached.
Not only us. I still don't know. Again, my theory yesterday was, hey, look over here.
Russia's doing this to us. Meanwhile, Biden and everybody else in China in bed over here.
It's one of those. If you follow this shit long enough, you can detect when a big story comes
right after another big story.
And you compare what side they're taking.
I'll leave that up to you.
But that's hardcore evidence when the fucking upper CEO and the vice president can be dumping their stocks back in November.
So they tapped into everything.
Again, somebody asleep at the switch this computer world man it's just uh it's funny we've dominated the world right since we become industrialized and and
the united states dominated the planet and shit but when it comes to computers
i give the edge to the chinese, the Indians, and the Russians. I mean, come on. We invented this shit. I'm just saying. They seem to,
you know what I mean? They have all day. They're like the FBI when they're coming after the mob.
They have a ton of money. They have all the time in the world. They put all their resources to it.
How can you block? You ever read how many cyber attacks the government gets hit out of? Thousands a day.
And it's sort of like terrorism.
They only have to be right once, so to speak.
So I say we get rid of the computers.
We go back to Etch-a-Sketches and shit.
You know, Texas Instruments, the fucking calculator.
What do you call the things that you used to do math?
What was that?
An abacus.
Yes.
Jason, an abacus.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We're being attacked from all.
Domestically, we're being attacked by our own government since Department of Justice, FBI.
So they can't be trusted.
It really is creepy times.
And if these motherfuckers
pull this thing off in Georgia
and then they control the Senate too,
holy moly, hide your guns.
They'll refit your house
so you can have solar panels
and it only costs you 700.
Taxes will be raised.
You'll have illegals living in nice buildings in the suburbs next to you, raping your daughters.
It'll be great.
Trust me.
We need some light news.
It's knocking the shit out of me today.
Well, the aforementioned Monday Night Football game was a real do.
Let me tell you about Cleveland.
Legit.
Nine and four this year.
For you people who don't follow the NFL, and I know I'm being, I shouldn't be because,
but you know what?
They really backed off that Black Lives Matter shit after the first week.
But they have to do commercials that tell you you're a racist.
And, you know, look at these guys and their communities giving out.
It's always somebody who a year ago knocked out his girlfriend on camera at a
hotel,
but now they,
they rebuild their images and shit.
It's such fucking nonsense,
but I don't give a shit.
I don't have any pleasures in life other than fucking.
I love football and UFC.
Okay.
Um,
what am I not going to,
what am I going to put on Saturday?
Fucking the cooking channel?
I don't know.
But I understand you people who have given up on it.
Good for you.
I'm addicted.
Somebody help me, man.
I got a fucking monkey on my back
and he runs a 4-2-40.
My favorite quarterback,
other than Tom the Goat Brady, obviously Lamar Jackson.
I watched this guy at Louisville when he was a quarterback and I couldn't
take my eyes off him.
How God damn fast quit all of it.
And he can throw the ball too.
And he was the MVP of the league.
When you're the MVP of the NFL,
that's all you need to say.
But this guy is the most, I would pay huge money to watch this guy play football.
He's the slipperiest, unfreaking believable.
He's so goddamn entertaining, and apparently last night the game went back and forth.
The Browns were down by a couple touchdowns late.
They came back, went ahead.
I mean, it was crazy.
The lead changes like four or five times.
Just
unfreaking real.
And Baker Mayfield
was unbelievable last night. He's
got a gun. And let me tell you, the hitting,
this was a great game because
people like scoring. I don't need that much
scoring in a game, but the hitting was fierce.
There were collisions at the goal.
You could hear the cracking all night.
The Browns are a legitimate fucking threat,
man. But this
guy is Superman.
The Ravens ended up winning 47-42
on Monday night.
And despite much of the speculation,
Lamar Jackson said he did not.
This is how they phrase it. This is
the New York Post.
Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
In other words, run into the locker room and take like a 20-minute dump.
Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
That's gross. I know what you did.
You're a damn traitor.
During the fourth quarter, Jackson, 23, jogged to the locker room
for what was described by the ESPN broadcast as cramps.
Once again, me being familiar with football, being familiar with how people run when they have to take a dump.
Because I'm like Louis C.K. said, when you're over 50, every dump's an emergency.
I knew exactly.
The woman on the sideline said cramps.
He wasn't grabbing his calves or was like,
he was running like a duck.
I knew what it was, but he must have unloaded.
He was in there for the whole quarter.
Of course, of course, he's fucking denying it.
Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it.
But Jackson's sudden departure, I'm sitting there watching the game, right? Again, it's the pool, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it. But Jackson's sudden departure,
I'm sitting there watching the game, right?
Again, it's the pool.
It's no big deal,
but I got a little invested interest in it.
And then all of a sudden,
McSorley's the quarterback.
I go, what the fuck?
So anyways, while he's gone,
the Browns go ahead, right?
This is late in the game.
He comes back with what,
two minutes left or something?
Anyways, his departure, or something? Anyways,
his departure, captured by the broadcast, led
fans on social media to speculate that he needed
to go for two.
Oh, God.
Who's fucking writing this?
Show the video, though. We can analyze this like the
Sapruta film.
Look, this is I have to take
a dump, clinging his ass cheeks together.
Look how quick he went by that. That was the best move of the night. Look, this is I have to take a dump, clinging his ass cheeks together. Look how quick he went by that.
That was the best move of the night.
Look, he's holding his ass cheeks together right there.
Whoops.
Dave Attell's coming out of the locker room.
Watch him make the move.
What's he got there, Jace?
Okay, go ahead.
He was in a hurry to get in there.
He's looking back at the guy.
You got any toilet paper?
But can't you tell?
They picked that up on microphone.
That guy ran out.
Anyways, this guy is superman jackson returned
a series later to and he was in there for a long time to throw a touchdown on fourth down
to marquise brown oh another mention of bro that gave the ravens a 42 to 35 lead with 151 to go in the game.
That was his first playback from the bathroom before eventually leading
Baltimore on a game winning drive in the final minute.
And like I said,
the kicker comes in,
it's like 55 yards,
right?
Guy wasn't,
he didn't like,
he did it in his sleep.
But this is what he said when he was accused of having to do number two.
Lamar said, I didn't pull a Paul Pierce, Jackson said,
in reference to the former Boston Celtics star
who was carried off the court in a wheelchair
for an apparent bathroom break during the 2008.
Is that right?
I remember him going off in a wheelchair.
I never knew that was the story.
How heavy was that dump? off in a wheelchair. I never knew that was the stuff. How heavy was that dump?
He needed a wheelchair.
I've needed a wheelchair after I've unloaded.
Fucking paralyzed from the legs down.
Instead, Jackson said, listen to this,
he had to run to the locker room to get treatment for cramps
because of the cold and required intravenous fluids.
I'm sorry, I'm not buying it.
I'm just not.
I would have told the truth and go, yeah, I'm a human being, man.
You know what I mean?
The night before we went to Red Lobster like black people will do on a Sunday night.
But before the Jackson's explanation, fans on Twitter ran wild with the speculation.
Even his teammate and regular backup, Robert Griffin III, added fuel to the fire.
Did we have that tweet he put up?
Yeah, we do, don't we?
Didn't I give it to you?
After Cleveland tied the game later, Jackson led the Ravens back down the field,
setting up to Justin Tucker for the go-ahead field goal with two seconds left.
A kickoff, a series of laterals, and a safety.
That was the other thing.
At the end of the game, they were trying to lateral it.
You know, if you guys follow football and you're down by a couple points
and you got two seconds left to keep lateral,
it ended up in their own end zone, and the guy ended up flipping it out of his own,
which was a two-point safety.
Now, the line, i don't know that could have cost somebody money because it's somewhere around there
um anyways the ravens moved to eight and five this is what robert griffin put up so
he only got 148 000 likes that's lamar after pooping. I like how he uses
you know
that was kind of clever.
Anyways
they're now a game behind the Browns
at 9-4. And let me tell you
something.
The Browns are legit.
I'm pulling for them so bad to win a Super Bowl.
They were so good
for football in the 50s and 60s and shit.
You know what I mean?
Cleveland's a good time.
But, you know, I'm from Boston.
We got 19 rings.
Brady looks like Liberace.
Speaking of black coaches, Farrakhan's in the news.
He had some nice things to say.
That's his prominent face, isn't it?
Hates Jews. Hates Jews.
Farrakhan, the anti-vaxxer.
Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan.
Hates Jews. Hates Jews.
Advised his following against coronavirus vaccination in a speech Saturday, calling the breakthrough vaccine toxic waste that would harm the black community.
Farrakhan 87.
He really is the devil.
He's the black version of Dick Clark.
version of Dick Clark, the late Farrakhan 87 also sprinkled several anti-white pejoratives throughout his 70-minute speech, referring to white people as crackers and devils.
Yeah, you see all those crackers and devils looting, fucking shooting each other on the
weekends in Chicago, all those crackers and devils. We are so frightened over this COVID now.
This is him, Farrakhan.
Now they're getting us ready for the vaccine.
Farrakhan said at a virtual event
for the National African,
that's with a K slash Black Leadership Summit.
I couldn't go this year.
I had a gig.
How could, he says, how could you allow him,
him, meaning a fucking white devil,
to stick a needle into you saying he's helping you?
That's what he's saying.
There's something wrong with the black man's mind.
There's something wrong with his mind.
Farrakhan's diatribe came a day before Pfizer began shipping millions of doses
of its corona vaccine to health facilities across the country.
The first shots were administered to health care workers on Monday.
Health experts have expressed concerns that members of minority groups who have tended
to be at higher risk of serious illness from coronavirus.
Now, in Farrakhan's mind, they're going, that's a myth, too.
They're telling you guys the most, which we know, follow the science.
Oh, you're not into science.
We'll avoid taking the vaccine due to distrust of the medical profession and the government.
Surgeon General Jerome Adams, nice, clean, articulate black fella, on Monday called for a program aimed at alleviating fears in minority communities about vaccines.
Okay, why don't you have LeBron James give the shots out?
Will that do it?
Or give him a free pair of $300 Nike Air Jordans when they fucking get a shot.
I'm just saying, come on now.
But anyways, he said, we know the lack of trust, this is the Surgeon General,
is a major cause for reluctance especially in
communities of color adams who is black i'm blacker than he is really said at a press conference on
monday anyways and that lack of trust he says is not without good reason and we keep bringing this
up the tuskegee studies occurred in our lifetimes can Can we leave that alone now? Will you shut up? Will you?
Will you please shut up?
That's when our government
and
we'll never be forgiven for the injected
I guess black soldiers with like
gonorrhea and shit and let it play
out to see what would happen
and I understand
that would make you paranoid
two years after it happened.
Have we not gone? Really? Come on now.
The Food and Drug Administration granted emergency authorization on Friday to distribute the Pfizer vaccine.
Clinical trials found that the vaccine prevented illness from coronavirus in more than 95% of test patients,
except for the black and brown ones.
They died at a rate of 78%.
That's a joke.
Pfizer also said that there were no serious side effects
in patients during the trials.
Farrakhan dismissed the research finding,
urged his followers who work in healthcare,
now I'm doing Sharpton, to reject the vaccine. And this is what he said. Those of you who are
health professionals, they want you to take it first, he said. Get a pig up a hill. You notice
they're offering you money now? This devil, this is what he says, this is a quote,
offers you $1,000 to $1,500 to take a shot.
They give you free shots of toxic waste.
Farrakhan appeared to be referring to a proposal
from former Democrat presidential candidate John Delaney
to pay people $1,500 a pop to get vaccinated.
What the fuck?
What is going on?
Farrakhan referred to white people as devils early in his remarks.
And they asked Trump to comment.
And he said this.
And I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever.
Hercules, Hercules.
In his speech, Farrakhan marked proposals to require children to receive vaccines in order to return to school.
He said, what a blessing.
Tell the cracker, this is a quote, tell the cracker I ain't coming to your school, he added, using a common anti-white pejorative.
Well, thanks for fucking explaining that to me.
Hillary thought it was funny.
Hates Jews.
Hates Jews.
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