The Nick DiPaolo Show - Giuliani Damns Desperate Dems | Nick Di Paolo Show #445
Episode Date: November 16, 2020Pollsters say Biden turnout improbable. Giuliani reveals another fraud scheme. Obama bears his hypocrisy on 60 Minutes....
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Oh, yeah.
It's Monday, folks.
Welcome to the big show in a country that's in the middle of a political and social upheaval.
It's been planned for a long time and they've finally hit the button on it.
And the people that you should hate are the Bill Gates's of the world and the fucking Bezos's and all the monarchs.
And do your Illuminati reading and you'll find out that this shit has been tried
over and over again. And boy, are the Democrats bad at stealing an election. Apparently, there's
more evidence out there than they need to overturn this thing. But it depends what channel you're
watching, because the cocksuckers on CNN and MSNBC keep repeating. They have all these claims,
but they're unsubstantiated
and there's no base for them
over and over.
Jake Tapper,
you should die in a house fire tonight.
What a piece of garbage.
That guy used to work for Fox,
by the way.
What a scumbag.
Anything to make a living, though.
But you should be ashamed of yourself.
Democrats,
people who vote democrat
i used to never let politics get in the way of my friend but this isn't even about politics
it's about you being a scumbag and have no moral compass whatsoever or ethics i should say i don't
morally i'm corrupt too but uh you know that's how it goes with human beings i mean
but you gotta be shitting me you have to be be. The more I read, letting a company from Venezuela count the votes,
oh, that's on the up and up.
And we have plenty of goddamn evidence.
So that was a big question today.
Was the, over the weekend, actually, and it's going to be until,
they watch Biden and the Democrats, now's the time to heal.
Now's the time to open a womb about 18 inches wide and expose your scummy black heart.
Healing.
We're going to treat you if you end up being the president.
What you did to fucking Trump and the media, the way they treated him, you're going to
wish we treated you that way.
It's getting ugly.
I don't know if you noticed out there this weekend, there's a lot of Trump rallies and it's getting violent. It's what
I call a revolution in slow motion. It's starting to kick off. It starts with fireworks and molotovs
and then we break out the heavy artillery. Do we not? We have all the guns. You guys are picking on the wrong fucking people.
I really, you think I'm exaggerating, but I don't.
When you have Alito, a Supreme Court justice, worried about the future of this country and freedom of speech,
that's creepy when that comes out of a Supreme Court judge.
Because they sort of know what's going on.
Supreme Court judge, because they sort of know what's going on.
But the question this weekend was, you keep hearing it, was the election stolen?
Of course.
It's a sick question.
You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it.
Well, I am going to answer it, you midget.
Well, millions of people feel that way, that it was stolen. The turnout numbers are odd in some states, like Wisconsin, which hit 89%.
Now, is that figure impossible?
No.
Wall Street Journal's Kimberly Strassel did the math.
But it's highly improbable, given the turnout rates in the surrounding areas.
Here's what she came up with.
It would require, listen to this, 900,000 people showing up for same-day registrations
to have that kind of turnout.
Milwaukee?
I don't think that many people turned out to see the Brewers in the last 40 years.
Or any shitty basketball team, you might mention.
But Newt Gingrich, who looks like Jack Black in 40 years,
that's Jack Black's fucking face when he laughs.
I see it every time.
But Newt, one smart MF-er, even Bill Clinton said so.
Why, who cares what he says?
I know, I know.
Sometimes rapists are smart.
House Speaker Newt Gingrich was blunter last Sunday
when he said, we believe these people are thieves.
We believe the big city machines are corrupt, the former House speaker said.
Interestingly, Patrick Bicham, who's the most accurate pollster, he's British.
He wrote in a British newspaper that this clearly was a stolen election.
That's impossible to imagine that Biden outran Obama in some of these states.
And you know what he's talking about.
I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. outran Obama in some of these states. And you know what he's talking about.
Which is so true. Think about this. Trump picked up 10 million more people this time.
10 million more and did better with Hispanics, blacks, women. Right. And we picked up 10 or 12 seats in the House. But you want me to believe that the Democrats suck a bag of cock meat.
If you count the ballot fraud, most pollsters clearly failed.
If you don't include the fraudulent ballots, most pollsters failed on a spectacular scale.
Roe Basham. And again, this guy knows his shit.
Basham. And again, this guy knows his shit. He cites Basham cites Richard Barris, a big data poll who noted something funny about Biden's numbers in the in the in the cities, how it lagged
behind even Hillary Clinton's numbers, but shot off to the moon in these four cities. Explain that,
people. Huh? Do you have any fun? Just take a look at the states in
which these cities are located as well. How curious that, as Barris notes, Trump won the
largest non-white vote share for a Republican presidential candidate in 60 years. The guy
they've been calling a bigot and a racist for four fucking years, even before he came down the escalator.
The guy has defied all odds.
Honest to God, best president of my generation.
Biden underperformed Hillary Clinton in every major metro area around the country.
Metro means, you know, people of color.
Yeah, people of color.
Save for Milwaukee, Detroit, Atlanta, andanta and philly you know this is cities where
they did well yeah the big corrupt machine cities sticks out like a sore thumb you guys don't even
know how to cheat well you're such fucking morons robert barnes the foremost election analyst
observes these big cities and swing states run by Democrats. The vote, listen to this. Here's another sign.
The vote even exceeded the number of registered voters.
You dog style of me.
Don't say a fucking word to me.
I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.
Yeah, try it, bitch.
Cocaina.
Trump's victories in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin were on target
until in the middle of the night, people got tired.
We got to stop counting.
Can you imagine?
Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin.
He was kicking ass.
In the middle of the night, they stopped the voting and they said, hey, this cheating isn't
going the way we planned.
We have to wait for more votes to come in.
Unbelievable.
Counting was arbitrarily halted.
Miraculously, several hundred thousand votes all for Biden were mysteriously found
in the middle of the night. Trump rail leads, his rail leads in those places subsequently vanished.
President Drew, here it is, 10 million new supporters in 2020.
Okay. We have a tweet from Real American Politics.
Look at this.
Iowa 15.9, Ohio 60, Michigan 37.9, Pennsylvania 57.7.
Boy, that sort of sticks out, don't it?
24.7 in Illinois.
Did you guys not think it out on the left when you were trying to steal this thing that would actually do math after and shit?
And here's my I've been asking this question since the election.
What happens if it is overturned in Trump?
Huh?
You really think the left's going to take it lying down?
Oh, my God.
Learn how to take apart your AR-15 and put it together again with a blindfold on. And your kids. Get them some flamethrowers. Let little Johnny play
with matches and a can of gas. Because it's a coming. Giuliani, my favorite guinea on
the planet. Crazy as a shithouse rat. But smart as a shithouse rat. Every picture now is like that of him.
That's like the most normal one we could find.
That's him saying to his kid,
I'll give you a fucking backhand.
Finish up, man, I got ping-pang.
What's he got on his finger there?
Some type of code ring?
What is that?
He looks like he just pulled his baby finger out of a stripper's ass.
Look what I found.
Giuliani is talking about Dominion, you know, the company that counted the votes.
He says it was a front for Smartmatic run by a Biden, a former Biden, no, a Biden official, actually.
That doesn't stink to high heavens, does it?
a former Biden, no, a Biden official, actually.
That doesn't stink to high heavens, does it?
Ah, un-fucking-believable.
I don't know where it is.
Anyways.
So here's the video.
He was on with the money babe,
Bartiromo.
Maria, what's her name?
You don't know. I think Maria Badaromo. Anyways,
I'm going to give you a trigger warning. Her voice will go through you like a fucking hot
knife through. I can't believe it's not jizz. I'm telling you, her voice is brutal. But you know
what? She's great. I mean, she's smart as a whip and she's had this money show forever.
And so just bear with her voice.
It makes me mental.
But I'm going to let her speak before Giuliani comes on
because she sets up the clip.
Go ahead, let her roll.
I want to show this graphic
of the swing states
that were using Dominion
and this software,
the Smartmatic software.
I mean, you just said it all.
This is a Smartmatic,
a Delaware entity
registered in Boca Raton, Florida.
Activities in Caracas, Venezuela. The voting machines were used.
Dominion voting machines were used in Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.
Yeah. Only the important states. That doesn't stink to high heaven, does it?
Your sister's tramp stamp go ahead and i have a graphic showing
the the states where they stopped counting uh which i thought was also strange to stop counting
in the middle of oh they stopped counting in the middle of the night and where what are you doing
make it bigger all right wisconsin michigan penn, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Arizona, Nevada. All the other shit ran smoothly. Well, well,
well, something really smells. Back to her, please. Election night. One source says that
the key point to understand is that this smartmatic system has a back door that allows it to be,
that allows the votes to be mirrored and monitored,
allowing an intervening party a real time understanding of how many votes will be needed to gain an electoral advantage.
That's what I was talking about. Remember Operation Scorecard and was the other one Operation whatever the fuck.
Operation Hammer. Very good, Jason.
Thomas McInerney used to work in intelligence. Remember, he was touting this before the election.
This is what they're talking about. Roll that badge.
The states that use that software did that.
Well, I know I can prove that they did it in Michigan. I can prove it with witnesses.
We're investigating the rest.
In every one of those states, though,
we have more than enough illegal ballots already documented
to overturn the result in that state.
Because not only did they use
a Venezuelan company to count our ballots,
which almost should be illegal per se,
but number two,
they didn't allow Republicans
in key places
to observe the mail vote.
That makes the mail vote
completely invalid.
Now, they didn't do it everywhere.
They did it in big cities
where they have corrupt machines
that will protect them.
Meaning,
in Pennsylvania,
Philadelphia,
and Pittsburgh,
in Detroit.
They didn't have to do it
in Chicago and New York or Boston. They could have. They have corrupt machines there. They did it absolutely in Phoenix, Arizona. They did it absolutely in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Republicans were shut out from enough of the count so they could accomplish what Smartmatic wanted to do. And what you and that pattern that you have there, we have evidence that that's the same pattern Smartmatic used in other elections in which
they were disqualified. In other words, this is their pattern of activity. And yes, there is a
backdoor. And we actually have proof of some of the connections to it. Smartmatic. That doesn't
sound too crooked. That's right. Get Julian on that, my little one. Schautzler.
Oh, my goodness.
Look at he's threatening
to backhand somebody.
But isn't it hilarious
in all those states
where they had the halt?
I mean, you got to be kidding me.
And if I hear one more jerk off at MSN,
even NBC, ABC, CBS, L.A.
Whatever the usual suspects,
they're right out there saying
they have no proof.
They have no proof they have no proof
hey i can hear somebody can you hear somebody talk it's weird we pick up other radio stations
every once in a while um it's probably uh maria botarama anyways if you look if you don't think
this was stolen you're being intellectually dishonest or, you know, you're just watching your own.
I watch all the shit, folks.
I click on CNN.
I put a vomit bucket next to me and I click on, you know, Rachel Maddow watching her do one arm pushups for her life partner, Diane.
And I try not to vomit.
And they do understand.
And this is no bullshit.
And many people say it's not about biden and trump
anymore if they get away with this the republicans will never win another fucking election that's how
power hungry these cocksuckers on the left are and they will shit all over the constitution they've
already told you they're gonna shit they're gonna pack the court they have their only desire is to fuck have a one party state can you fucking believe this shit i don't like them no no no no no no no no no no no no no
oh yeah they're playing Smartmatic is doing a contract with, you know, Dominion was a cover for Smartmatic is what they said.
Anyways, yes, let's use third world countries voting.
Why don't we dip our dicks in purple ink after we vote, too, like they do in Afghanistan?
And here's the problem.
The other problem.
We have a bunch of milquetoast pussies, Republicans, a lot of them.
Like who, Nick?
Well, like Mike DeWine.
He is the governor of Ohio.
Look, he's got his little boy pants he's about to put on.
What did he do?
What the fuck?
What did he do, strip a Catholic schoolgirl?
You dirty, dirty, rotten.
President Trump on Monday encouraged a re a reelection challenge to Ohio Governor Mike
DeWine. For you people, let me explain that. He's a Republican governor, right? And he said something
that pissed Trump off to the point where Trump says he wants somebody to beat him now. I love
the way Trump plays. He's like me. He's got rice paper thin skin. Good. Good. So anyways, yeah, he says he wants a re-election challenge to DeWine after
the fellow Republicans said Trump should begin handing over the reins to President-elect Joe
Biden. See, Mr. DeWine, see what I'm saying? This is why we're in the shitty mess we're in,
because guys like you have been doing it too long. You forgot why, you know, you got involved in government.
You have no spine.
Trump tweeted, who will be running for governor of the great state of Ohio?
We'll be hotly contested.
He tweeted shortly after writing, I won the election.
And he really did.
I don't give a fuck if you guys believe me or not. DeWine,
a former senator who will soon be a ditch digger at the age of 72 and a former janitor who used
to look at boys in the shower. That's a lie that nobody said. But anyways, he he worked for 12
years alongside Biden in Congress. He was elected to a four-year
term as governor in 2018 and won't face voters again until uh 2022 but you can believe uh trump
will do his damnedest whether he's in office or not to i can't you know i want trump to be the
president for another four years but a little part of me is like, what is this guy going to do?
He's going to be, you think he was a loud mouth when he was president?
Wait till they hand him his own network, a radio show or something.
Mother of Jesus.
But this DeWine, really?
I mean, you can't fucking.
Let's show a clip of him talking about this. this sis do you share those concerns that this delay
could actually ultimately hurt the american people and that the transition should start as
soon as possible shut up fuck face you know jake i think we have to have uh faith in our judicial
system faith in our electoral system i'd say this to both, both sides of, of certainly a supporter and remain a supporter of,
of the president.
But the president has every right to go into court,
every right to bring any kind of evidence that he has,
and no one should begrudge him that or say that there's anything irregular
about that.
On the other hand,
it's,
it's clear that certainly based on what we know now that Joe Biden is the
president of the black.
Stop getting cockunty.
Really?
Based on what we know now,
you just contradicted yourself.
Didn't he?
He just said don't begrudge Trump
for digging in illegally and blah, blah, blah.
So we don't know that.
In my opinion, he did.
Put that skirt on, bitch.
You're a crumb creep.
You need to shut the fuck up.
We know that he's...
As long as your job doesn't conflict with mine,
I wish you the best.
Trump's expected to remain a powerful Republican Party figure
after leaving the office.
That's an understatement.
He won Ohio by more than eight percentage points, by the way.
Another Republican jerk-off with no spine
is Governor of Arkansas Asa Hutchinson.
Another career politician...
Look at him.
I want to take that tie and hang him in front of his kids.
Asa Hutchinson of Arkansas on Sunday
encouraged Trump to accept defeat
after narrow losses in swing states,
including Arizona, Georgia, and Pennsylvania.
You piece of shit.
You need to shut the fuck up.
Trump's campaign insists
those losses could be reversed with
recounts and legal challenges.
Not only does Trump say that, but a lot of other
people. You know who I like? That's Sidney Powell, the woman.
She always
got, she's a powerful lawyer.
Trump's got her on the team.
She goes, I never talk about stuff
I can't prove in court. It's a good
fucking line.
But she's a lawyer.
I don't know what to tell you, folks.
How long is this going to go on?
All I'm going to say is, Joe Biden, you're not my president.
You never will be.
And you won't be.
70 million people hate your fucking guts.
Now look back in retrospect, right?
Look back about it. It makes all sense, doesn't it?
They already knew they were going to win by cheating.
That's why it wasn't important for Biden to be out there on the stump every day,
not to mention he's 106.
But they didn't seem nervous about it, did they?
Nobody ever gave him hard questions.
And he actually said, we showed a clip a couple weeks ago,, we're going to win that. But I mean, there was no urgency. And you
want me to believe, you want me to fucking believe, you know, he talked in front of 50 cars
for about a week and Trump's getting drawing crowds like the Beatles in the fucking 60s.
And that means not only did Trump win, he fucking won in a landslide.
I'm going to go that far.
Oh, it makes me sick.
But you know what?
You know who else has to weigh in?
Because, you know, the truth is never established
until Barack Hussein Obama, Marxist half a fag
who I fucking hate, who was the worst president
in the history of this country,
who has the nerve, who was the worst president in the history of this country, who has the nerve,
the nerve to speak about transitioning when he fucking spied on, and that's all proved,
by the way, I'm not talking out of, he spied on Trump and then gave him a bunch of shit
about how we had to watch Russia.
But he was on 60 Minutes.
So, you know, it's going to be a hard hitting interview.
Barack Obama, first African-American president on 60 Minutes, the most left leaning show
on the fucking major networks.
Let's take a look at stupid big ears and see what he had to say. There's been this sense over the last several years that literally anything goes and is justified in order to get power.
And that's not unique to the United States.
There are strongmen and dictators around the world who think that I can do
anything to stay in power.
Pause.
Yeah.
That's funny coming out of you,
Jerkoff.
It really is.
You're lying.
And you're a piece of shit.
This is a guy who killed an American with a drone.
You remember that?
We got Milwaukee,
the terrorists,
and then we got a 16 year old kid who was born in Colorado and didn't have a record on anything.
Smoked him with a fucking drone.
This is a guy whose administration spied on James Rosen at Fox News.
So much so, and we know this is fact because Eric Holder said it was his only regret when he worked with Obama, that they spied.
They also spied on Cheryl
Atkinson, CBS News. And he's calling fucking Trump a dictator. Shut your fucking mouth.
Shut the fuck up, you cunt. Oh, see, that's what Mr. Pelley should have said. But he sat there
and nodded, even knowing everything I just told you. He sat there like the fucking puppet that he is because he got his marching orders from whoever, Pelosi or the New York Times,
to just go along with it. Can you imagine having the gall? Who gives a fuck what he thinks anymore?
Honestly, about anything. Stick to filling out your March Madness bracket. This guy did nothing
for eight years for anybody but himself.
Black people will tell you that first.
If he did so well, why is Trump doing so well with black people?
He's the reason Trump's in office.
And you have to live with that, stinky.
How's your homeless brother doing living in Kenya in a fucking banana hut?
Obama tapped 20 associates. Listen to this. He tapped
the phones of 20 Associated Press
office lines.
Okay?
20 reporters
that work for the AP.
And they were on his side, for Christ's sake.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hey, there's something going on here. Hang up.
And he's calling Trump a dictator.
Obama spied on, I already mentioned this, James Rosen.
You know why he did that?
I might be wrong here, but I had an opinion on why he did that.
Hates Jews. Hates Jews.
Did nothing for Israel.
Did nothing for black people. did nothing for Hispanics,
but him and his wife, what are they worth now, about 100 mil or more?
Nice. But Trump is the bigot, the racist. And Obama, I told you, Cheryl Atkinson,
she was digging in deep to his mess. And he killed that kid, 16-year-old American.
to his mess. And he killed that kid. 16-year-old American. Can you imagine if Trump did that?
Can you fucking imagine? Although I did read Trump whacked Milwaukee's daughter. Like,
that's what it said. Eight-year-old. I don't give a fuck. Take out all the family terrorists. But anyways, the difference is Trump's not on TV calling him a dictator or he was a dictator.
difference is Trump's not on TV calling him a dictator or he was a dictator. That's the difference.
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and to shut people like me up and that's why i bought a nice super soaker and i'm filling it with battery acid and cat peepee trump supporters uh were out in droves this weekend did you notice
this was a little bit this made me happy it made me happy they inC., they had a big pro, you know, don't steal the, don't let them steal the election.
I'm paraphrasing.
McEnany said there was a million people and people laughing at it.
I don't know.
All I know is it looks like the Trump supporters have had enough, you know.
But what happens when Trump supporters have a rally, folks?
I'll tell you what happened.
They get attacked with fireworks.
folks. I'll tell you what happened. They get attacked with fireworks. Trump supporters were bombarded with fireworks while dining at a D.C. restaurant following Saturday's Mega Million Man
March in the nation's capital. One of several outbreaks of violence at the demonstration,
according to reports. Can you imagine? They just go. And that's peaceful, by the way,
until the same scum shows up. So to them, I say, oh, watch it.
Watch the language.
Footage from the encounters show a small group of Trump supporters sitting outside an eatery
near the White House when a large crowd of scum, left wing Antifa scum, surrounds the
patio.
And again, folks, you have cutlery on your table.
Pick up a knife and throw it wildly at them.
I don't give a shit.
And exchange words with the three diners.
They go after three diners, a whole bunch of them, okay?
Other diners begin to leave as counter-protesters can be seen hurling debris
and then fireworks into the patio, lighting it up with sparks
and forcing the last three Trump supporters to walk away.
Take a look at this video.
Fucking jerk-offs.
Danger, Will Robinson.
Danger.
Nice.
You got a firework show with your spaghetti and meatballs.
What?
Fucking assholes.
Huh?
Again, they don't know what tree they're barking up.
They're making a bet.
Those are the civil people on the right
that you're attacking.
You know, it's a real tough target.
You're picking out white people having dinner
in their 50s and 60s and 70s.
You're really tough people.
Wait till the supremacists show their dirty faces.
You're gonna wish you were dead.
What's supremacists? I don't know. I heard there's's a bunch of them i've been hearing it for fucking uh last eight years
now i don't see any uh maybe there's no such thing elsewhere in the city anti-trump protests is also
through liquid and other items the liquid was probably pissed they do that Other items as the pro-Trump rally broke up, while others snatched Trump flags and hats as this demonstration wound down.
Problem. You're the fucking problem. They are.
You fucking Dr. White, onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you.
Not this time. Not this time.
ground, I promise you. Not this time. Not this time. Metro Police said Sunday that there were 21 arrests during the unrest with one person being stabbed. And you know what's funny about
it? Because the Trump supporters were the victim of the violence, none of the networks touched it.
None of them touched it. Isn't it funny, huh? You see how one-sided this is? This can only end bad people.
Six people were hit with weapons charges,
including four for carrying guns without a permanent license,
and two were charged with assaulting a police officer.
Several others were charged with assault, theft, or disorderly conduct.
Well, well, well.
As far as the gun charges, I'm hoping there are a few Trump supporters in there.
I'm just saying are a few Trump supporters in it.
I'm just saying, show your peace.
As Uncle Junior said to Tony when they set up a meeting, he said, come heavy or don't come at all.
88-year-old Italian guy telling his grandson to come heavy or don't come at all.
They love to go after the slow-moving targets, you know?
I used to say that about The Daily Show.
Same thing.
Oh, you guys are edgy.
Going after the Republican Party.
You guys are vicious.
Somebody has to fucking...
Somebody has to give George Soros a ride up into the country and let him out, if you know what I'm saying.
You know how, like, when your dog gets sick, when he's, like into the country and let him out, if you know what I'm saying. You know how like when your dog gets sick when he's like 16 and your dad goes,
we're going to bring him up country to a farm.
That's what I think should be done.
Check out this Black Lives Matter, picking on an old white guy.
This makes me, because again, don't forget, I know we keep pointing out the double standard.
If you ever reverse the races in this,
can you imagine like a bunch of white guys
with Trump hats?
Huh?
Picking on an elderly black couple.
Have you seen that since Trump became?
No, you haven't.
Send me the footage if you have.
It doesn't happen.
Jake Tapper, you cum guzzler.
It goes for you too. David Muir at ABC and fucking ugh, all the usual.
But watch them hassling a white old lady with a flag, a Trump flag.
Get the fuck right, loser.
Goodbye, loser.
Fuck your back, bitch.
Get the fuck out of here.
Ignorant minority. Fuck your back. Bitch. Bitch. Look at all the brown people.
Call an old lady a pussy.
Fucking scumbags.
That's faggot stuff.
You want to call it by its name?
That's strictly for fags.
If I could, I'd grab this microphone and I'd beat your brains
out with it because that's what she deserves.
That's what she deserves. I can't. My shoulders
hurt.
Real tough guys, huh?
That's how you know if this thing ever got
like, let's say if the shit hits the fan,
you can see who the cowards
are. We only, on our side
we have vets.
Most of them, 99% who
are, you know, obviously
pro-Trump. You know, guys
who know how to use a rifle and shit. So you don't want
it to go much further than this. Look at the ladies, like 65 year old white woman. You're a tough guy, huh?
Look at it. His down jacket still has the price tag on it. Got it at the last fucking protest.
Anyways.
Help me, Jason.
Help me.
God, I wish I was 22 again.
I'd be starting my own militia.
I don't know what you call it.
I guess I'm not white because I have Italian blood on me.
Are you young guys? God bless you. R you written house you're a fucking
american hero you can tell i ate like an animal over the weekend at least jowls anyway
made a chicken and sausage gumbo not much salt in that the milwaukee speaking of health the
milwaukee health department shut down a pro-trump rally Saturday at Serb Hall after the roughly 1,000 attendees did not.
I'm not sure, but I think I played Serb Hall.
I'm not shitting you.
Did not comply with its social distancing rules.
Do you believe that?
They shut it down again.
But when Biden won, they were literally blowing each other in manhattan on the sidewalks
having sex fought on each other's tits i mean that's faggot stuff yeah you want to call it by
its name that's strictly for f it down your sister's box yeah
i kill you i kill you right now kill me i'm right here kill me
come over here talk to me in the face
no i will not lick some booty not after Chinese boot. Yeah, they shut it down because of COVID concerns.
The health department showed up and shut it down.
When officials asked the group to sit down, you know what they did?
We're finally getting some pushback from the right.
They stood up and chanted USA, which is kind of faggy.
You should have chanted go bang your sister.
Something.
Come get creative, will you?
Get mean about it.
that go bang your sister, something.
Come get creative, will you?
Get mean about it.
Anyways, this made me laugh so hard.
Check out the guy who comes from the health department.
Again, this is Milwaukee.
Typical, typical government worker.
Big pot belly, half a fruit cup, glasses,
just a wishy-washy, hey, big government.
You guys, you got to be careful. Oh oh my god and he got just what he deserved
take your clothes again go on come on in here
hey that looks like my neck after fucking uh ironically chinese food
look at you
you see how he fell down on stages? Oh, God.
The health department worked with Mr. Ilioto the day before the event to explain what the rules were and what the potential consequences were for violating those rules, the department said in a statement.
When the health inspectors arrived after the rally begun. They saw people not wearing
masks, people not socially distancing, sort of like when Biden won, supposedly won, and the
crowds exceeding the maximum allowed. Oh, my God, there must have been deaths everywhere.
I'm watching the NFL. The refs have masks on, but players are fucking sweating and tackling each
other, hugging each other on the side.
What a crock of shit this is.
And again, survival rate, 99.9%.
This is, every time they go, ooh, 155,000 new cases, they might as well be selling,
saying, 155,000 people got a bad cold today.
Ooh, lock it down.
A number of people, ooh, they had way too many people,
and there's Chubby fucking in shock. Look at, ah, you can't touch me. Health Department policy is if inspectors spot a violation, the Health Department no longer gives warnings,
so Serb Hall should be expecting a citation oh fuck me a citation of who however
Eliotto told WSN the incident highlight he's he's the guy that set up the rally uh highlights to us
that this was inappropriate no I guess he works for the city that's the chubby guy Eliotto yeah
I'm sorry confusing me uh he said uh it was inappropriate for the city to put us in a position where we have to enforce the laws.
You know why?
Because they know they're full of shit.
Do you understand?
If it was serious, they wouldn't have sent you down.
Such a physically fit guy with 11 necks.
He says, this is what we were not trained to do.
Yeah.
I sort of got that.
I gleaned it from the clip.
Not exactly a bouncer at the COPA.
Look at that Chubbette, just a government pig.
Can you imagine showing up at a pro, are you really?
After you stole the election, you show up at a pro-Trump rally going,
hey, you guys got to spread it out.
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Oh, I just got the China chill.
Had blood tests on Wednesday.
Oh, you'll have them back in 24 to 48 hours.
Here we are on Monday.
I'm going to make nine phone calls.
What if I have AIDS and cancer at the same time?
What are you going to get?
Leftists and mainstream media.
Speaking of health, Dr. Scott Atlas.
You know who he is?
Look at him.
Handsome son of a gun.
Leftists and mainstream media.
They hate this guy, Dr. Scott Atlas. They hate that he has the president's ear and that they hate that he's not calling for everyone to cower in fear of the pandemic.
Listen, with a ninety nine point nine nine six recovery rate, we're supposed to be scared of this.
That's faggot stuff. You want a call by its name,
that's strictly for fags.
Yeah, stick your mask up your mamalook.
That's why it's not surprising
they clutch their pearls harder
than they have in weeks
when he posted a tweet
in response to Hitler,
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer's
newest lockdown announcement.
He's had enough, the doctor.
What's that say?
At SW Atlas Hoover.
There you go.
At SW Atlas Hoover.
He says the only way this stops is if people rise up, you get what you accept.
And the minute he uses the word rise, because remember they tried to kidnap this witch,
so the left is shitting their pants.
He says the only way is if the people, God, I love that he said that.
That really, and he's right.
You are correct, sir.
Of course, the left took it as a call for attacks against the governor as an alleged
potential victim of an insane scheme by militia members to kidnap her.
The left was particularly sensitive to mentioning her in the same sentence as rise up.
Jason, nothing from the neck up.
Fucking stand up.
I don't want this.
They're all upset on Twitter.
They've been attacking him uh ever since making his uh
name trend on twitter and prompting unhinged new articles claiming he's starting an armed
insurrection against the governor of michigan you people on the left are the biggest fucking
pussies on the planet how How embarrassing. Ugh.
We are the counterculture.
I feel, I'm so glad I'm on this side.
Can you imagine defending somebody like Whitmer who's shutting people down?
She has 14 new rules now for Thanksgiving
and stick them up your box.
None of it's true, of course,
what they're saying about Atlas.
As he noted in a subsequent tweet,
he sees state government, including the leftist government of Whitmer,
as the root cause of the lockdown mandates that have crippled not only the nation, but most of the world.
He invoked federalism.
For you people who don't know what that is, any powers that aren't done by the federal government automatically go to the states.
That's the 10th Amendment, I believe.
Sometimes I read this shit. He invoked federalism as a, the states that's the 10th amendment i believe sometimes i read this shit yeah he invoked federalism as uh i hope it was a 10th
as he uh rightly should to point people in the right direction to express their discontent with
the government this is on the states first and foremost he said finally a doctor with some nuts
and he he read after he caught a bunch of shit he retweeted
or he fight back he said hey i never was talking about violence people vote for people peacefully
uh peacefully protest never would i endorse or incite violence never yeah because a lot of
doctors you know do you people on the left, you scared of a doctor?
You scared of the truth, too.
You such guzzlers of jizz.
If there's one politician that I have the huts for
and that I've wanted to bang forever,
I'm just being honest here.
It's that politician from Oregon.
I don't even know her name, but she's a real piece of ass.
Do we have her name, Jason?
It's Joanne Hardesty.
Thank you.
Joanne.
Every time I see her,
I get horny.
What?
What?
What is that?
That's whoopee with AIDS.
Oh, my God. Doesn't mean she's a bad. Oh, my God.
Doesn't mean she's a bad, no, she stinks.
Not only is she a fucking sight for sore eyes, she's evil.
A Portland, Oregon politician who called the cops, get this,
over an argument with her Lyft driver.
She's a politician, folks.
Despite her support for the defund the police movement,
now says she acted out of fear of white supremacists
what else white power one two three four
that's a catchy tone she's afraid of white supremacists we haven't seen country. Don't you remember the train? We are all about now. We are all about now.
That's a catchy tone. She's afraid of white supremacists. We haven't seen any.
This is a broad who was for defunding the police. She has the nerve to call the police
because of something this minor. City Commissioner Joanne, that's right, Joanne Hardacy and her Lyft driver made dueling 911 calls during a November ride from hell
as Hardacy griped about everything from confusion over the pickup location to the car's windows being open.
Yeah, because you probably stink to high heavens.
Nick, why would you say that? I don't know. She looks like a dirty,
dirty girl. The Oregonian previously reported that and Hardesty gets it. Who caught flack
for the move in light of her claiming most 911 calls aren't for real crimes, she said.
She said that like months ago. Most 911 calls, this is when she was pushing defunding the police,
like months ago.
Most 911 calls,
this is when she was pushing defunding the police,
weren't for anything serious.
Said during that city council meeting
on Thursday that she was motivated,
listen to this,
by a fear of far-right demonstrators
who have recently rallied
in the City of Roses.
City of Roses?
Is that Portland?
City of Roses.
Listen to this.
White people, you should take this personally and just say that's it.
I've had it.
I'm moving to Uruguay.
This is another example.
This is her quote of being black in America.
Meanwhile, she got voted in and being put in a position where I have to be the one to look out for my personal safety, she said.
She makes me sick.
You fat, nasty black bitch.
She ain't fat.
Can you imagine?
She said, I don't expect the Lyft driver to do it,
to watch over my safety.
Certainly didn't expect the police to do it.
Then why'd you call him, you scummy little...
It was my responsibility to make sure I got home safe.
Yes, because you're an adult.
You don't rely on government, cops, and all that shit for everything.
Try getting that through your empty, dreadlocked skull.
It was up to me, an adult, to get home safely.
Yes, you ignoramus.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Hey, hey.
I'm just waiting for somebody to go that's it's what it's like to be white in america in a country that's so in love with african americas and and uh try getting home safely try getting a lift in
downtown atlanta if you're white at three in the morning see that would be a legitimate complaint
uh when you're living in a city she she says, where white supremacists are probably riding around in their big trucks with their flags.
So naturally, right, you're a white supremacist if you've got a big truck and a flag on it.
Oh, my God.
We've gone from George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and whatever.
She's in the government.
Can you imagine saying that big trucks with flags
makes you a white supremacist
yeah sort of like a tricked out
Nissan Maxima
with 78 foot woofers
that makes you a Black Lives Matter
follower
ugh
trucks with their flags and you're a black person
and somebody wants to put you
in the side of the road at night. She's fucking crazy. Hardesty continued, not going to happen.
Not going to happen. Hardesty, who also oversees Portland's emergency dispatch system,
imagine she's crying racism and she's got more responsibility than me,
has repeatedly campaigned to slash Portland's police budget,
even though she calls them, as the city has been overwhelmed
by sometimes violent clashes between far left and even far right protesters.
No, the far right hasn't showed their face yet, media.
You'll know when they come.
They're like the mafia.
Remember when Henry at the end of Goodfellas, backing out of his
driveway? Don't you
move, you motherfucker. He goes, when I heard their voices,
I knew it was the cops.
Because when they come for it,
you don't hear or see anything. Something like
that. I'm paraphrasing. Anyways,
Miss Hardesty, you should do
the evening gown competition for Miss
Oregon. Oh, my God.
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