The Nick DiPaolo Show - Gwen Berry's Sour Grapes | Nick Di Paolo Show #562
Episode Date: June 28, 2021Trump holds first post-presidential rally. Reverse the Races. FL condo collapse....
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Hi, I just want to say that I don't use they, them pronouns.
You use they, them pronouns for me. I also am not a they, and I'm not a them, and I'm not a they,
them. My pronouns are they, them. If you need a noun to use for me, just call me a bitch. Thank
you. How does clam lapping, pig face, labia licking, velvety, dripping fishlet sit with you. Oh yeah, that time again.
How you is, folks?
How you be?
What it is?
Welcome to the show on another Monday.
Jesus, heading towards the 4th of July already.
Before you know it, I'll be losing hundreds of dollars in the NFL bets.
Can't wait.
So, how was your weekend?
Pretty good?
Any black people throw rocks at you? That's where we're headed.
What did I do? Did a lot of cooking. How about this? Pulled pork sandwiches last night,
followed by a giant Reese's cup I made. I googled giant Reese's cup. Sure enough, there's a dessert.
You make it a 10-inch pan.
It looks just and tastes just like a fucking Reese's cup on steroids.
I'm like, I'll have a sliver.
It's kind of rich.
Cut to me throwing up at 3 o'clock.
Now, holy shit.
That's what I did and worked out twice over the weekend.
Still have the tits of fucking Dolly Parton.
I don't know what to tell you. Anyways, Red Sox, watch them beat the Yankees three in a row again. That's six straight. Swept them last weekend in New York. My Sox yesterday, oh, oh, oh. They
look like they could win a World Series. I'm not kidding you. But that's a conjecture. Let's get
to our country rotting at the seams. Thanks to left-wing jerk-offs, all you people who voted
for Biden, may your kids get bone cancer, but survive it, and then die later on. That's not
right. It sure is. That's how I feel. How about that pig at the beginning
of the cold open?
Nice legs, huh?
Grow a dick and get it over with,
okay, Bill?
Hey, speaking of men,
a real man is back,
in my opinion.
I'm back.
Donald Trump holds his first
post-presidential MAGA rally.
Former President Trump
returned to campaign mode
with vengeance Saturday night,
vowing at a rally in Ohio that Republicans would take back Congress, bemoan. Now, again, here's
how you can tell it's written by a left-wing jerk, bemoaning his loss in last November's election
in retaliating against a GOP congressman who voted to impeach him.
He's just like me.
Don't let any...
I love it.
Calling the event the very first rally of the 2022 election,
Trump predicted next year's elections would result in a giant Republican
majorities in both the chamber of Congress, both chambers of Congress.
And I don't know how he can be wrong on that one.
I think I could run against the shit we've been seeing
coming out of the damn party,
unless that's where we're headed, folks.
Again, I'll bring the Illuminati into it.
It's 12 guys in a room smoking cigars.
Again, kind of a McGay, a couple of a black.
I don't know who's running the world,
but maybe whoever is, and I really believe that
they really are hell bent
to turn this country into a socialist
shithole, and me being the pessimist
I am, guess what
I'm positive about it'll never work
never work
people of all races in this country
even though it's an experiment that's not working
they agree on one thing
this is the only place to live on the planet.
I mean, you can go to France
and get blown up at the fucking Eiffel Tower
by some Muslims.
You know, or go to Germany
and, I don't know, get shit on by a whore for 11 cents.
But he said, Trump said,
we're going to take back the House.
We're going to take back the Senate.
We're going to take back my shoes. They're going to take back the Senate. We're going to take back my shoes.
They're too small.
He promised the crowd at the Lorain County Fairgrounds in Wellington, about a half hour southwest of Cleveland.
He says, we have no choice, he added.
He said, we have no choice.
We will win.
I am your voice.
You sure are.
Shunky, where the hell you been, fella?
The event marked Trump's return to the kind of mass rallies that fueled his White House campaigns.
Since he left office in January, Trump's public appearances have been limited to a handful of speeches before conservative Republican groups, according to the guy that wrote this. Trump's political action committee, the Save America PAC, said the Ohio rally would be the first
of many appearances in support of candidates
and causes that further his agenda
and the accomplishments of his administration.
A second rally is planned for July 3rd
in Sarasota, Florida.
You know who's happy about this?
MSNBC, CNN.
Now their ratings can come back up to my show's ratings. Because
once he went away, they folded like a cheap camera. Political analysts said the events are
designed to give Trump a platform to reassert himself as the leader of the Republican Party.
What do you mean reassert himself? The fuck? He never went away. He is the Republican Party. I got news for you.
Leader of the Republican Party, promote his, look it, here it is.
Here comes the liberal, his conspiracy theories about last November's election.
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Exactly.
Conspiracy theories about last November.
And just as important to Trump
and his bruised ego,
suck a bag of cock meat
and settled old scores.
Can you imagine writing that
after the fucking Russia collusion thing
for how many years?
All the things that he was right about,
you jerk-offs are wrong about.
But he's got a bruised ego.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Wait till you see what we do to Biden
and anybody who replaces him in the next five minutes.
This is just to kick off the Donald Trump grievance tour,
said David Cohen.
Who asked you, Jagoff?
A political science professor
at the University of Akron.
Great school.
Hey, Professor Cohen.
I've got a message.
You need to shut the fuck up.
Sounds like me with my professors.
There was one I should have bagged,
my freshman year.
She was young and she liked me.
80 people in the class,
first day of class,
she calls on me twice.
Even then, as naive as I was,
I think she wants me.
Anyways, that's just me being egotistical.
Let's take a look at our boy, Captain Trump it was good to see him again and uh well it's audio right I think it's is it just
huh of him talk oh yeah here's uh here's uh the real president talking go ahead we will not bend
we will not break we will not yield we will never give in we will never give. We will not break. We will not yield. We will never give in. We will never give up. We will never back down. We will never, ever surrender. My fellow Americans, our movement is far from over. In fact, our fight has only just begun.
He was the best guy around.
gun. He was the best guy around. Trump insisted he's not trying to undermine democracy. Who says he is? He says, I'm the one that's trying to save American democracy. Banned from Twitter,
Facebook, and other social media platforms that he used to communicate with his supporters,
Trump reveled in the enthusiasm of the boisterous crowd.
Are we having a good time, Trump asked, and the crowd yelled back,
That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it.
That was a CNN guy.
The crowd roared back right on cue in his 91-minute remarks, all off the cuff, I'm guessing.
Can you imagine Biden trying to
do 91 minutes, even with script. Trump lashed out at Democratic foes, Hillary thick-ankled,
dog-faced Clinton, Nancy leathery-nippled Pelosi, ridiculed the fake news media, and leveled
unfounded, here we go, unfounded accusations about his loss to Joe Biden in November.
Every article has the words baseless, unfounded in them.
And we all know there's more evidence than the fucking OJ case.
So you people, again, you're wrong about the big things.
Anyways, unfounded claims against his loss against Biden in November Trump said he was ashamed of the
United States Supreme Court for failing to back his claims of election fraud and he should be
though he made no announcement about his own plans Trump hinted he might make another run for the
White House in 2024 claiming and again how is and again, how is he not going to with his ego?
Do you really think?
Claiming, and I'm saying that as a positive, Mr. President.
Claiming that he has already won the presidency twice, which he has.
And I'll stick to that to my dying days.
He said it's possible we'll have to win it a third time.
Though Trump lost the presidency to Biden, according to the jerk-off that wrote this.
I don't know who he is.
You're lying.
Yeah.
And you're a piece of shit.
He carried Ohio by eight percentage points.
Political scientist, Justin Buechler said, uh, he saw no particular relevance to the
fact that Trump chose Ohio historically a swing state presidential elections as the
site of his first rally since leaving
the White House.
What was more important, Buckler said, was that he appeared in Lorain County, which he
won by three percentage points last November, and where he was surrounded by people who
are loyal to him.
He is not campaigning outside of his comfort zone, said Buckler, an associate professor
of cocksucking at Case Western Reserve,
great university. They beat Ohio State in the national championship in basketball.
He's not going to areas where he's going to be surrounded by hostile crowds. If he wanted to
do that, he'd do another press conference. He's going to go to places where he can be surrounded
by people who are his
devoted followers. Trump not only attacked Democrats, he also took aim at members of
his own party, including Rep. Anthony...
I suck cock.
...Gonzalez, a Northeastern Ohio congressman who was one of the Republicans who voted to
impeach him on a charge of inciting the attack on the Capitol which we what which we all know is bullshit now
You're the fucking problem. It's not a fucking doctor. Why on King Jam rag arkin spunk bubble
I'm telling you H. You keep looking at me. I'm gonna put you in a fucking ground. I promise you not this time
Mr. Gonzalez you're a disgrace
Shouldn't have that flag behind you. You know who else is a disgrace to this country?
Fucking
Gwen Blackberry.
Who'd that be?
Is it Gwen?
I think it is. Gwen Berry.
The headline is Gwen Berry
and her sour grapes. Gwen Berry,
traitor, turns her back on American
flag during Olympics award ceremony.
Boy, I had to go. I
wonder if it's a white or a black chick. Anyways, let's take, yeah, there she is. Look at that.
Are you mad because you get beat by two white guys? I mean, gals?
That's what the problem was really, Gwen, huh? You got beat by two white broads. And you're black. You're supposed to be a better
athlete than white people.
But you're a loser.
Always were. Always have been.
Wah, wah, wah.
The anthem, this is what she
said, this vile twat. The anthem
doesn't speak for me. It never
has. Whatever you say, mammy.
It wasn't written for you,
asswipe.
This is the black
hoe in 2017.
Oh, we just showed that. Raising the power.
Fist on the podium.
There she is. Nice blue lipstick.
Must have been kissing
my balls, which are also blue.
The same fish she shoves into her life partner's gaping,
pus-filled gash every night.
Who wrote this shit? This is delicious.
She's a malignant cunt.
I wrote that. I must have been in a great mood.
Unbelievable. Just a hateful...
First of all, you're not even original in your fucking,
you know, your anti-establishment, you know, rebel activist persona. You stole that from the fucking guys in the Olympics, the two black guys. Can't you think of anything yourself,
guys in the Olympics, the two black guys. Can you think of anything yourself, you truck driver
pretending to be a woman, you?
Let's take a look at some video we have.
I don't even know what it is.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
I hate that stinky cunt.
I said you were a little, little, little, little fucking cunt.
You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
I hate that fucking cunt.
Go back to where you fucking come from.
Dirty, stinky, dirty, dirty.
Grow a cock.
Yeah, grow up.
I can't.
And I won't.
Do you guys feel like me now that it's legal
to be racist against white people?
That I have no reason,
not that I was fucking
not a little edgy in my language before,
but I think we have the right
to be out and out racist now.
Fuck it.
They're going to call us that anyways.
Let's have some fun with it.
You know what I'm saying?
There were some reactions to her turning her back this weekend on the flag,
the ungrateful who-a.
Here's one.
Some of these are great.
At 31 years old, her net worth is over
a million dollars, somebody wrote. If America is so systematically racist, how the hell does a 31
year old black female with anger issues build up such wealth, throwing a hammer for a living?
There are plenty of white guys in America that sling a hammer for far less. Remember,
of white guys in America that sling a hammer for far less. Remember, Miss Militant Activist, you're standing there in third place because two white broads were better than you. Sleep well
with that knowledge. Boy, somebody let that fly. Can we hire this guy? Somebody else said,
with precious few exceptions, blacks are the most anti-American. Again, I'm going to clarify
this. And again, there's a segment that are. All right? I don't feel it here in Savannah and a lot
of other places. Let's be fair. There's assholes in every race, but there's way more black people
for whatever reason. Okay, fucking slavery. I don't know, whatever, you know, socioeconomic disadvantage, whatever. Anyways, anti-patriotic, they're the most anti-patriotic, this guy says,
defiant, ungrateful, privileged, criminal element in American society today, yet regardless of how
much whites bend over backwards to accommodate them with welfare, affirmative action, money,
equality, acts, equity acts,
you name it.
They are the most unthankful, increasingly militant group of people ever.
The more they are given, the more they say, we have a long way to go.
When is white America?
When is white America?
When are you going to wake up, white America?
Wake up.
Come on. Wake up, white America? Wake up. Come on.
Wake up, white people.
So some guy actually put up a video.
I don't know if it was his Instagram or what,
of him telling us how he feels about Gwen Berry turning her back on the fly.
I don't know who this guy is.
Seems to me like, first of all, if they do a remake of
Jeff Bridges,
the big
Ljubovski, whatever the fuck.
This guy could play it.
He almost
looks famous. Maybe a Jesus,
I'm thinking.
X-Games skateboarder, but boy,
he let her have it. Go ahead.
This is a message to the Olympic finalist, Gwen Berry.
You don't even deserve to have that bronze medal when you turn your back
on our country's flag like that during the national anthem.
I really hope you get disqualified or a really career-ending injury
when you compete because that's all you deserve, you scumbag.
Yeah, Gwen Berry, scumbag.
You don't deserve to be on our Olympic team.
You are correct, sir.
Ah!
Ah!
Who the hell was that guy?
God, I hope he's more famous than we realize.
You know, he looks like? You've
seen the A-Team movie with the puppets. He looks like one of those actors, South Park
guys. Hey, wait a minute. I haven't played that sound drop forever.
There's one where the guy's imitating a Middle Eastern guy.
He goes, bakala, bakaba.
Where is that? I've got to find that.
I haven't hit that one in fucking six months, a year.
Anyways, I'm glad to see somebody feels as angry as I do about these ungrateful. Can you imagine?
Makes a million bucks a year, that whore?
Where could you have done that?
What other country?
And throwing a hammer,
which my dad used to do when he had a few beers
and I'm trying to fix my go-kart.
Ah, boy, huh?
What a hateful bunch. What a hateful bunch.
What a hateful bunch.
Who does she think she is?
Who the fuck are you?
Are you writing a book?
Who the fuck are you?
I'm a drummer.
Headline.
United Nations full of shit.
I must have wrote that.
The UN Human rights chief.
Why do we care what they say, by the way?
I know we're members, but the UN human rights chief on Monday called,
listen to this, and who do you think they're talking about,
on the world to immediately dismantle systemic racism against people of African descent. First, you're going to prove
it and then we'll do it. African descent and make amends to the oppressed, including reparation
payments. Reparation payments. That is the funniest one I ever heard in my life.
Reparation payments. That is the funniest one I ever heard in my life. Let me tell you something, you fucking douchebag.
By the way, she's a socialist. Whoa, she's the former president of Chile or some shit.
Including reparation payments. Yeah, you start.
You write the first check, then I'll go. While groups like Black Lives Matter
this is what she's saying. By the way, a Marxist group, we've established that a thousand
times, should receive funding, public recognition, and support.
Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up.
Michelle Bachelet claimed the dehumanization of people on racial grounds had fed a culture of tolerance for discrimination and violence, declaring the time has come to end the practice.
Well, who asked you in the first place, grow a dick and get it over with?
Is there a woman in government that has power that doesn't look like fucking Moe Howard?
Jesus Christ, are they all gay?
The United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights set out a four-point agenda.
Ooh, sent it to my house.
For change on racial justice and equality and urged states to implement it without delay.
Yeah, we'll get right on it.
You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!
Former Chilean socialist president Bachelet's recommendations
include reparations
for historical racism
as well, I wonder who she's talking about
and specifically what country, as well
as state funding for groups like
BLM as a starting point
to tackle an issue she said
knows no bounds or borders.
Oh, it does, though. Oh, it does.
Her report also identifies long
overdue need to confront the legacies of enslavement. Yeah, we haven't talked about
that enough. How about this? You get the fuck over it. It was a long time ago.
Confront the legacies of enslavement. the transatlantic trade, enslaved Africans and colonialism,
and to seek repertory justice, she said.
Who said that?
That dyke from fucking Chile.
Who the fuck said that?
Who's the slimy little communist shit-
Ms. Bachelet.
... down here who just signed his own death warrant?
She's quoted as saying, the status quo is untenable,
said Bachelet, who presented her 23-page dogshit report to the UN Human Rights Council.
Systemic racism needs a systemic response. Let's start by cutting your head off and kicking it
down the road like a soccer ball, you douche. To dismantle centuries of entrenched
discrimination and violence, she said. You're the most naive. You people on the left are the
dumbest mother. You make fun of people down south in this country. They are fucking 95 times smarter
than you. We need a transformative approach, she says. What's this we shit? By the way, how big's the gate
in front of your house? We need a transformative approach that tackles the interconnected areas
that drive racism and lead to repeated, wholly avoidable tragedies like the death of George.
Yeah, we have to change the world because a fucking drug addict who did porn and fucking once put a gun to a pregnant woman's belly
and had an arrest record a mile long, got mixed up with a bad cop. For that, we should change
all the nations. May you find a lump in your neck the size of a grapefruit, and it may
spread to your testicles. I sound like Alex Jones. The voices of black people and anti-racism
activists must be heard. Yeah, we haven't heard anything from them lately.
Are you dog-styling me? And their concerns acted upon, said her report. That was from her.
Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Are you writing a book?
Who the fuck are you?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Who she thinks she be.
By the way, there are black people who opt for upraises either.
They think it's fucking silly.
The ones that work hard and go to school and make something of themselves. This should include ensuring representation at every level in state institutions, including law enforcement, criminal justice, and policy.
I guess taking millions of dollars away from fucking police departments
all over the country, in this country, you might want to use that as a prototype,
has worked real well, hasn't it?
Criminal justice and policy, Megan.
It warned.
It warned?
It warned who what?
The conclusions of the UN study came from
interviews, listen to this, with more than 340 people, mostly of African descent. Wow, diversity
is not important now when you're than a hundred contributions in writing,
including from governments and review of public material, the rights office said.
What the fuck are they talking about?
Wake up, white people.
I'm wide awake. I'm woke. We could not find a single example, they said, of a state that has fully reckoned with the past.
Do you know why that is? It's a stupid notion, you dumb whore.
I spell whore, H-O-R-E.
Reckoned with the past or comprehensively accounted for the impacts of the lives of
people of African descent today. I am so tired of talking about black people.
Oh, Mana Rushmawi, who leads a unit on non-discrimination at the UN Human Rights
Office, told the news conference, our message, therefore, is that this situation is untenable.
Compensation should be considered at the collective and the individual level.
Okay, I'll give my black neighbor a pair of old Nikes.
We done? All right.
She said, while stroking her huge cock,
while adding that any such process starts with acknowledgement.
Who do these people think they are?
Of past wrongs.
And it's not one size fits all, said whoever she is.
And to that I say,
Fuck you, mother!
Oh, Nick, watch it. It's Monday. Take it easy.
Take it easy, Christopher. It's a dangerous situation.
Not for nothing, Pete, but
let's face it. You've got
a problem with authority.
That's a good
Silvio.
Mamalita.
Oh, my God, it goes on.
What am I doing? I edited it. She said
countries must look at their own
past and practices to assess how to proceed. We'll get right on it, okay? But first make me a BLT,
okay? All righty then. We need a little break in the action. We need a little laughter,
a little levity, a little something to lighten up. What's better than that than a street fight where somebody gets dropped like a used condom?
Black fella gets dropped like a used condom.
Extra, extra, read all about it.
Extra, extra, black people fighting.
This clip made me laugh.
Glad I didn't bet on it because I would have got this one wrong.
Clip made me laugh.
Glad I didn't bet on it, because I would have got this one wrong.
By the way, UFC was great this weekend.
Wasn't one of those big, with a lot of big names, you know?
It was like free on ESPN Plus streaming.
My God, though.
Must have watched 12 fights, and maybe one of them was a little slow.
The rest of them were like, oh, God, God, help us.
This is kind of like UFC on the streets. Let's take a look.
A couple of brothers settling a dispute the way they always do, very diplomatically.
They sit down like adults.
Let's take a look at this.
Wait. Watch
this. Before this guy fights,
he's going to hand the gun to his buddy right there.
See that? And his pants are hanging down.
That's always a good sign.
What?
What?
He's going to keep
fighting, and he's going to crack
thunder.
What's this shit over?
Come on, now. No! I was at that cookout All right, that's enough.
Oh, I was at that cookout.
Best potato salad I've ever had.
You got knocked the fuck out, man.
Would you ever guess that guy was going to fucking lose the fight?
Guy fucking was half his size.
Threw a
roundhouse right. It would have been quick
ascending at fucking Western Union.
You could have seen it coming.
Yet it landed beautifully. The first punch
landed. That guy's got a glass jaw.
You'd think he'd be all that,
but he ain't. He ate that and a bag of chips
and some Kool-Aid.
Almost dropped the n-bob.
Can we see that again, please?
Fucking love this.
Watch him hand the gun to his friend, which I
give him credit for.
That's how confident
he was. He hands his weapon.
That's called the buyback
program.
Watch. Right here. Watch him hand the gun to his buddy.
Right there.
Take that, brother man.
Round two.
Round two.
First punch hurts him. Watch.
He hurt him.
Go get him!
Okay, that's enough You know that poor guy can't show his face now
You know
You talk to brothers that live in You know, you talk to brothers that
live in, you know, Keith Robbins, a black
comedian, very funny friend of mine, talk about
Philly and shit. And Tracy
Morgan has a great bit on it. If you get beat by
you can't even show your face the rest of your life
in your neighborhood. Especially beat by
a fucking dressmaker.
I mean, what happened?
What happened, Bill?
Bill? Bill?
No such thing.
The first punch hurt him.
Anyways, let's stay on race.
Why not, right?
And I'll reverse the racist segment.
There are white niggers.
I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time.
Watch your mouth, Senator Byrd.
Don't like that type of talk.
The headline, no love for Rose.
I'm not an NBA fan.
You guys know that.
And apparently a lot of people are with me because their ratings have never been worse.
Again, because, you know, it turned into an activist league and very anti-white and a bunch of angry
brothers playing the game and um so i don't i'm gonna i don't follow it anymore so um but you
know who jalen rose is played for michigan and they love him they love money spn uh people who
watch still watch that shitty network. Jalen knows his basketball,
but he's upset because a guy named Kevin Love
was put on the Olympic team,
and he doesn't think he deserves it.
The buildup to Tokyo 2021
has seen many NBA superstars
commit to the national team program.
Kevin Durant, Damian Lillard,
two superstars who committed to Team USA for this
Olympic earlier this month. Young stars like Bob Cousy and John Havlicek, no, young stars like
Jason Tatum, Devin Booker, Zach Levine, and Bam Adebayo have also been finalized to the roster. Chris Middleton, Jeru Holliday, Kevin Love, Bradley Beal,
and Draymond Green are on the team for veteran presence.
Jeremy Grant rounds out the 12-man roster.
11 of these players have had all-star, all-NBA caliber years.
They are on the roster based on their performance over the past year.
You cannot reasonably make the same case for that white fella, Kevin Love,
based on his season with the Cleveland Cavaliers,
which may or may not be true.
That's why I'm not saying Jalen is wrong.
I'll tell you know the way he put
it out there is wrong um so let's listen to uh i think it's audio of jalen saying why he doesn't
believe uh kevin love deserves to be on the team right video this level of and i got a word for it
kevin love is on the team because of tokenism.
Don't be scared to make an all-black team representing the United States of America.
I'm disappointed by that.
It's so paranoid.
They see conspiracy in everything.
That's why they put a white guy on the team.
Because America would be ashamed to send an all black.
Didn't we send fucking Jesse, what was his name?
The track guy.
Oh my God.
Jesse Owens.
Didn't we send him to the Olympics in Germany?
To put down the amazing white race that Hitler created? Remember he
ran circles around them? Jalen, do you ever read his? Do you read anything other than
books that fucking... What's his name? The movie maker? The hate little black dude?
Spike Lee?
Yes.
What's going on?
I got to lay off this shit.
That's all they read.
How the fuck do you really think that's why they threw a white guy on the team?
Oh, my God.
Go ahead.
Anybody that watched the league this year knows Kevin Love did not have a stellar season
Was not the best player on his team
And did not necessarily deserve to be on his squad
Who gives a fuck what you think?
That may or may not be true
So I don't begrudge him that
Maybe he did have a stinky
But the fact that you have the balls to say he's a token white on the team,
you know what?
That's fine too if you let white people say it
because we could be saying it all day,
whether it's an ignorant broadcaster doing NFL games
who can't even speak English
or a fucking weather girl in Atlanta who's so straight
that she probably didn't finish fucking high
school. We could say that all day about token black people, but we catch shit for it. You get
it? So just let us talk as honestly as you. You might even be right about him being the token.
You're wrong about the reason, but just let Cracker be able to say that.
That's all I'm asking.
And then this will be truly a society of equity or equality.
Let me just say this.
He's a racist cocksucker.
I'm not going to take him off the squad and not put somebody else on it.
This is him talking, I think, still.
I'm going to tell you whose spot that should be.
That should be a young man that was born in the Bahamas,
that as a McDonald's All-American played in high school
and college in Phoenix, Arizona.
De'Andre Ayton?
Arizona. DeAndre Aiton? Can somebody give me the origins and the history of the name DeAndre?
DeAndre Aiton. Aiton, a big sandwich. He should have Love's spot, Jalen says. And I'm disappointed,
and I listen to Jalen Rose talk basketball.
You know, he knows his shit.
Even though I don't follow the sport,
but I've heard him before.
He's good on the radio.
And I'm disappointed in Team USA
for not having the courage
to send an all-black team
to the Olympics.
Oh, why?
Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
Not everyone.
Why aren't more people
intelligent like me?
I don't know.
I have no answer for that.
I have no answer.
Let me just say this
about the blacks.
They have Nixon on.
You ever hear that one?
He goes, the blacks, I love them. God bless them, he goes, They have Nixon on. You ever hear that one?
He goes, the blacks, I love them.
God bless them, he goes, but they're not going to catch up for 500 years.
And don't get me started on the Jews.
Why is he my favorite president?
No, it's definitely Trumpasaurus.
All right, let's move on to a state down south.
No, no, no, no! In our FLA segment tonight, bad news. Usually we have funny stories
out of FLA, but that condo collapse that happened at 1.30 in the morning Thursday, last Thursday,
fucking catastrophe. The death toll has risen, and this story's a couple days old, so the numbers
are probably different. I think it's up to 12 people.
It says nine in this.
Twelve-story condominium building collapsed in Florida right on Miami Beach.
My buddy, who was a cop, used to work security for these buildings.
Anyways, Miami-Dade Mayor Daniela Levine-Cava said at a press conference Sunday morning,
wow, we've identified four of the victims. And there's some more today. Actually, I didn't update it. Daniela Levine-Cava said at a press conference Sunday morning. Wow.
We've identified four of the victims, and there's some more today.
Actually, I didn't update it.
And notify the next of kin.
We are making every effort to identify those others who have been recovered and additionally contacting their family members as soon as we are able to.
Levine-Cava told the press.
Boy, what a horrible, horrible story this is.
Let me compose myself.
Just the facts, man.
All right.
Champlain Towers South collapsed suddenly
early Thursday.
Look at that.
And meanwhile,
we have another shot.
The left side of the building
is fine, right?
Get those guys off the pile.
They might be crushing
some people under there.
Oh, Nick, what are you saying?
Look at that.
That's the same building
or is that one behind it?
Do we know?
That's the same. It's the same building or is that one behind it? Do we know? That's the same.
It's the same building.
Can you imagine you living on that left side and having to go, wow, being that close?
Anyways, self-collapse suddenly Thursday morning in Surfside, Florida, just north of Miami Beach.
suddenly Thursday morning in Surfside, Florida, just north of Miami Beach. Search and rescue teams created a 125-foot-long trench at the rescue site on Saturday, which allowed authorities to
recover additional bodies and human remains, Levi Carver said. Those poor people, you know,
they disintegrate. It's like 9-11. There's nothing left of those people.ami day police on saturday uh night identified four of the deceased
as stacy don fang 54 antonio lozanzo 83 uh gladys lozanzo 79 oh my god probably mario emmanuel
lafont 54 authority said 156 people remained missing as of uh as of saturday wow hello hello hello hello hello anybody there yeah i'm here
can somebody help levine cava and surfside mayor charles burkett told press on uh sunday morning
the searches contained uh they contained a fire in the rescue set on Saturday and are continuing rescue operations.
Teams from Mexico and Israel are aiding rescue efforts, according to Levine Kava and Burkett.
We don't have a resource problem.
We've had a luck problem.
We just need to start to get a little more lucky right now, Burkett said.
And I have no idea what he was talking about on NBC this week.
God, we've seen stories, right, in the past.
The one that sticks out for me, you know,
the sinkholes all over the place in Florida.
The one that we covered a couple years ago,
guys laying on his bed in his house.
Do you remember?
In his bedroom.
That one was like 900. his brother watched his brother disappear
and you guys think you've had bad days god the next president florida governor ron desantis
said at the press conference sunday that debris will be uh moved from the rescue site to a
separate location for forensic analysis authorities are still investigating the cause of Thursday's collapse.
An engineer in 2018 report warned of major structural damage in the condo building that collapsed.
So there was a warning there.
Danger, Will Robinson. Danger, no Will Robinson.
The report identified issues with waterproofing below the pool deck and abundant cracking in the underground
parking garage. Levine Carver on Saturday ordered a 30-day audit of all residential property.
Can you imagine you're living right next to that? Excuse me. What do you do? Now, what do you do
if you're living on the left that didn't collapse, right? I'm pretty sure I'm getting rid of it.
But anybody going to buy that condo?
I think you're going to take a loss.
But I'm getting the fuck off that street.
And I'm talking about the surrounding buildings.
Because I read a thing today where engineers, property guys in other buildings have seen
similar.
But in the article i read today the guy
kept saying but this was nothing unusual but but this was nothing unusual you know
trying to cover his ass can you imagine the lawyer's phones right now
ringing off the what a horrible way to die and lose a family member uh anyways uh residential
properties five stories are higher that are 40 years
or older and fall under the county's jurisdiction. The mayor encouraged cities to do their own
building reviews as well. Surfside has authorized a voluntary evacuation of residents of Champlain
Towers North, the sister property of the collapsed building. So yeah yeah, I would think so. All right, get up!
I'm going.
Get up!
The town's building inspector did not find any immediate causes
of concern in the sister property.
What are you kidding me?
I don't care if you didn't find a damn thing.
I mean, we all thought this building was all right.
Anyways, that's what the mayor told NBC News.
And she went on Meet the Press.
Yeah, so now there's dirt coming out about payoffs,
and you know how that works.
Pay off the inspector, you know.
It's dirty, man.
But like I said, the article I read today,
a guy kept saying, well, we kept seeing, you know, this is not unusual in this area where buildings have cracks in the garages, and it's customary, but...
140-something people, 50-something people still missing a plane load of people.
God.
Now, what if you're on the top floor?
You got to write it down.
That's even worse.
But at least you'd have a chance.
I wonder if anybody's about to pull the poor, God, they pull the young boy out,
and then they pull the mother out like the next day or whatever.
Horrible story.
I know, right? Anybody who's been in Miami
Beach, you know Collins, Collins Avenue
and shit. Me and my Miami cop
buddy, we've been down there a thousand
times. Like I said, he
worked security at those buildings
when he first started as a cop.
So
thoughts and praise.
I know it's not an original sentiment, but wow.
Let's move on, shall we?
What's the headline here?
Left wins another one.
Now, how could they?
Mumford & Son, banjoist, one of my favorite bands.
They like Samford and Sons?
I like their old shit.
Remember their first hit,
Dummy?
And their second hit, I'm Sorry, Son.
Mumford and Sons,
banjoist, it's a popular
band. Quits after Andy
No, you know, the conservative gay
guy who gets beat up by Antifa every fucking, he's got a book out. Anyways, this Banjoist
complimented him on his book. He praised the book that Andrew Ngo put out on, you know, online.
Winston Marshall, the banjoist and guitarist of Mumford & Sons, has quit the Grammy-winning British band months after provoking a fan in...
Why do they say he provoked?
You see what I'm saying? See the language?
That tells me the jerk-off that wrote this actually agrees with the idiots online.
After a provoking a fan in public backlash following his support for a book by right-wing
provocateur Andy Ngo. See, he's a right-wing provocateur. You guys, I'm teaching you how to
read the news and pick out the liberal slant. He's a provocateur by reporting the truth,
by getting hit in the face. Remember, he could hit with paint.
They punched him in the face on camera. But he's provoking it by covering thugs in the street.
The country is fucked.
In a post, Medium Marshall outlined the reason he is leaving the band
and he'd been a part of the band since it was founded 14 years ago.
He expands on his initial apology,
but also says he could not continue to self-center, self-censor, excuse me, his views.
I have spent much time reflecting, reading, and listening. The truth is that my commenting on a
book that documents the extreme far left and their activities is in no way an endorsement of the equally repugnant,
first of all, far right. I want you to find me. Can somebody find me the equivalent of the far
right? I mean, something they've done recently. I mean, I want to see a Klansman beating up a, you know what I mean?
Anyways.
So he says, imagine we were at a point,
you have to explain that. Just because I'm poo-pooing extremists on one side
doesn't mean I'm bolstering the other side.
Can you imagine you have to say that today?
So he wrote that and, you know, caught a fucking rash of shit online, naturally.
Fucking people.
You have no idea how to defend a nation.
He says, I quote, for me to speak about what I've learned to be such a controversial issue
will inevitably bring my bandmates more trouble.
My love, loyalty, and accountability to them cannot permit that, he added.
I could remain and continue to self-censor,
but it will erode my sense of integrity,
something the left knows nothing about.
I added that.
In March, in a now-deleted tweet, Marshall, who also goes by the music alias Country Winston
and WN5TN, congratulated Ngo on the publication of his book, Unmasked, which promises to take
the reader inside Antifa's radical plan to destroy democracy.
So he gave this book a thumbs up, and that was enough for the mob,
which is made up, again, of probably 40 people online who have no lives.
They're angry. They're shrill.
But they put the fear of death in people because we imagine it's like 200,000 people on the finally
he wrote this to know finally have the time to read your important book you're
a brave man Marshall tweeted before deleting the message fought don't delete
it following a backlash and an intense mockery of the band.
God, poor bastard.
Could I be happier?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who couldn't?
A few days after his tweet,
Marshall announced he was taking time away from the band.
Oh, boy.
That's faggot stuff. Don't do it!
You want to call it by its name?
That's strictly for fags.
So is the banjo in the first place.
But listen.
Oh, I like the banjo in the first place. But listen. Oh, I like the
banjo. Especially when
Steve Martin plays it. That guy's terrific.
That's enough for today,
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
I want to thank you. Good to be
back on a Monday. I got good at
sleep last night. I don't know why. I went to bed at three
again. Maybe it was that seven-pound
Reese's cup I ate half of on top of the two pulled pork sandwiches. But I did work out for an hour
and a half before that. Anyways, that is it. Don't forget thecomicsgym.com, everybody. That's where
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And we can say happy birthday, unless your grandmother was living in that condo. But
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We will see you back here at the same time tomorrow, hopefully.
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