The Nick DiPaolo Show - Harris Humbled And Humiliated | Nick Di Paolo Show #1674

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Harris’ Humiliation, a Body Slammer and more! Like what you hear?  Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 - Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK 2/21/2025 - Funny Bone Westport, St. Louis, MO SOCIALS - https://bio.site/nickdipaolo

Music playing I am here! I have things to say! Hi everybody. Me and Dallas having a rough morning. Good to be with you on a Tuesday, ladies and gentlemen. Great state of Georgia in the Savannah area slash Garden City that smells like a Pelican's asshole after a bag of fish. I don't know what it is.

It smells like a fart. The minute you, it's hilarious. I'll be going up the highway as soon as I take the Garden City exit, ironically named. It's like I have a piece of shit on my upper lip. It is insane. Combination of burning tires and dirty diapers. And that's when it's a nice, clean day. I don't know, what the fuck. Actually, there's a mill, some type of mill, where they burn tampons. Delicious. Delicious. Bon appetit.

Good to be with you, how you doing? Great game last night. Again, I'm a college football junkie. And this game's always a great one. It's a hidden gem. Matter of fact, I watch all of the Division I, it's FCS. It used to be 1AA, which is the level I played up at Maine. They put a list, by the way, of NFL Hall of Famers who came out of 1AA, like Jerry Rice

and Richard Dent and all these. It's not Notre Dame, Michigan, but it's getting there. There's a team called North Dakota State, I talk about them every year. They wear green and yellow. They have, listen to this, they won their 10th national championship last night in the last 16 seasons. Predominantly white, by the way. Well Nick, why does that matter?

I don't know, do you ask Stephen Smith that every time he brings up a black coach, get him by it? Shut it. They are the most, I've never seen a well more, and it's not the same coach that's won them all. They've changed coaches like fucking every three years and they play the same way every year. I don't know how they do it.

I've watched them win at least five and I watched them win playoff games. They make these big plays when they need them. There must have been three diving catches on like third and long or fourth and long on one. They just come up big in their front line, offensive line. This is one double A, mind you. 6'4", 305 across the front average. That's one double A. So a lot of these guys will, you know,

not as many obviously as they come out of Georgia, Florida State, you know, whatever. But they will get looked at, a lot of them. And just a great game. Just another great game. They usually are. I don't know. Anyways, North Dakota State was 13 and 2. They were playing Montana State who was 15 and oh and isn't that a bitch you're 50 the one game you lose that would make me suicidal although the fucking Patriots did it one year went into the Super Bowl undefeated and the goddamn Tom Coughlin has their number can you imagine the one game they look holy shit? How do you bounce back? You know me next year you come back into I don't have that kind of positive Tom Brady bounced off his back I would have go that's it. I quit. I'm playing I'm playing girls field hockey, and I'm a woman now

Since I run like one Anyways, you should check it out Anything else I don't know I get. I think I shaved with a fucking doll razor a couple of days ago. It's been stinging on the hair for about 11 fucking days. Anyways, let's get to it. We're going to enjoy this. This is better than pornography, the first story. Harris humiliated. As you know, it was made official yesterday that the president-elect is, you know, gonna be the president, it's official. Trump will be the president.

And what's the beauty of it is, because the way it worked out with, Biden dropped out and this douchebag filled in for him, and she's the, turns out to, she's the speaker or the, whatever, the vice president to the head of the Senate, she had to be, they had to refer to her as president, which must have ate her ass.

And Vice President Kamala Harris certified her her emphatic loss. Boy, this is, it doesn't always work out this way. Well, you have to get up there and admit it. Her emphatic loss to Trump on Monday, formally ending a whirlwind election cycle that saw Harris succeed President Biden mid-race, raise a whopping one1 billion in fewer

than 12 weeks, and spent it all plus some, same reason I sweat when my wife takes a credit card to the mall, yet ultimately flopped in all seven vital swing states. In a moment of cruel irony, ooh, I'm getting hard. Harris was addressed as Madam President during Monday's joint session. Ah! Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, whoa, I got lightheaded. During Monday's joint session of Congress

as a nod to her status as President of the Senate rather than any electoral success. Ouch, how's that feel right in the napples? Oh, goodness gracious, hellowo-wees. Let's take a look and let's enjoy this like it was, again, we're going to watch this like it was, I don't know, Carlton Fisk, home run, 1975, game six against the fucking big red machine. If it stays fair, it is gone. Let's take a look at her. Oh, this must have been humiliating. I was getting embarrassed for her. It was terrific. Who am I kidding? I was jacking it. The state of the vote for the President of the United States as delivered to the President

of the Senate is as follows. The whole number of the electors appointed to vote for President of the United States is 538. Within that whole number, the majority is 270. How do you do? The votes for President of the United States are as follows. Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida has received 312 votes. Kamala D. Harris. Very mature. Cut the shit. Kamala D. Harris of the state of California has received 226 votes. Oh!

Lighter tap. Lighter tap with the gavel. The President of the United States, John D. Harris, of the state of California has received 226 votes. Oh! Lighter tap, lighter tap with a gavel. Just a little... What? Little tap. You get nothing! You lose!

The whole number of electors appointed to vote for Vice President of the United States is 538. Within that whole number, a majority is 270. Wow. Who did the math for you? The votes for Vice President of the United States are as follows. Big slowly. JD Vance, from the state of Ohio, has received 312 votes. Ouch! Ouch, my aching onion! Ouch, my aching onion! Ouch my aching stem! Tim Wells of the state of Minnesota has received 226 votes.

Even the Dems don't want to applaud. This announcement of the state of the vote by the president of the Senate shall be deemed a sufficient declaration of the persons elected President and Vice President of the United States Each for a term beginning on the 20th day of January 2025. You fuck people, get away with it. Together with the list of the votes on the journals of the House and the Senate. Thank you very much. And she said this.

Okay. And she said this. Okay. And she said this. Black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. No you ain't. Black. That was your downfall. Please. Please. Wasn't that terrific? This is more, but I don't want to rub it in. Like I just did for 10 minutes Harris 60

years old one one fewer electoral votes than former Secretary of State to losing bitches isn't that how does that eat you guys up hey let's let's just again hey you lost to a white, old white rich man, patriarchal, all the shit you hate. Billionaire, blonde hair, blue eyes, Christian, everything that you guys despise. Yeah. He beat both you DEI hires.

Basically, that's what both of yous were. Let that sleep tight, girls. Let that settle in. And you know what? The rest of the country voted against you two. What does that tell you over the last 15, 20? We didn't buy into it. When it came down to it, when the rubber hit the road, the country, the majority of the people said, yeah, no, we want to do this by merit and he's clearly smarter than you and just more accomplished. Oh, Nick, cut it out. Oh, fuck you, said my mother.

Anyways, Clinton did her own ill-fated attempt to win the White House eight years ago. As Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin all broke the GOP's way to give Trump 78 years old a 312 to 226 electoral college victory and all the left you know what they're doing now on TV they're going it was so great this guy Harold Ford who's a good guy. He's a Democrat, but he always equivocates. Both sides do it, blah blah blah, and he always, and he's very gentle about it, doesn't change his point of view. He's bragging about what I was happy about. There was this peaceful transfer of power. Just another way of saying, at

least we didn't charge the White House and try to stop the blah blah blah blah. There was no January. Yeah, because it was so one-sided, number one. And number two, I'll say this. The fact that this was so one-sided proves that Trump won the last one, amongst other things. There's a ton of evidence that he won. So I don't want to fucking hear it anymore. January 6th, that dumb whoreore Sonny Hosen whatever her name is on fucking on the view she's on there saying yesterday how January 6th don't forget it's worse than 9-11. Oh and what? Pearl Harbor. And Pearl Harbor she keeps bringing new ones the French Indian War, the Forman Ali fight, the second one, the Apollo Creed rock, she keeps bringing in all this horse shit, you should be embarrassed

Miss Sonny, whatever your name is, and you're a lawyer, they give, I always thought lawyers were really smart, boy do you guys just fucking lower the standards, you got a law degree? You stupid. You must have blown somebody a good looking. Yeah, I said it. Speaking of that, so let's just, we waited long enough for that moment.

I thought we'd revel in it for a few minutes. Did I hit all the buttons that disgraced them? Sure. Let's move on to the disturbing footage, but nothing new. Again, my home state of Massachusetts, which has turned into a third-world shithole under a lesbian governor and an Asian woman mayor who has just destroyed their full sanctuary city.

It's hilarious to watch you guys just ruin my home home state and they don't know what to do. Even they almost had enough. I'm bringing that up because a Pawtucket, Rhode Island man was arrested and is accused of body slamming a woman head first into the ground after a crash near the intersection of Route 1 and Route 1A. That's right near, that's not far from where the Patriots playing Fox Pride and all the whole area. Friday, according to the Attleboro Police Department, police responded after receiving several 911 calls at 8.50 AM. Why does a black dude up at 8.50 AM?

Okay. Upon arrival, police said they found a woman in the roadway crying in obvious pain, bleeding from her head. Gladiore Quaz-a here you go nice American boy from Nebraska gladiour quasi-a 26 years old looks like he's 46 faces multiple charges in connection with the incident you see him right there folks just like Kamali black y'all and let's take a look at the disturbing this shit goes on every day this is what keeps me up at 4 in the morning on tik-tok I've got a bet at 130 and I'll

be watching shit like this all over the world there was one two days ago same thing almost Fender bender and this lady gets out of the car and she's kind of older but she's white trash, you can tell she's tough and she's yelling at this young kid who wasn't saying anything so does staring on the face. He turns to walk away and she suckers him. So he picks her up and same thing only not head first. He body slams her so her head hits the fucking out like a light, gets back in his cop with his girlfriend. She had it coming and again I blame feminism. Women still think they can stand up to guys. Anyways, here's the incident

and it is, and quit telling us, this one shows the whole, her actually hit the ground. There's so many clips on the internet I don't understand the internet a warning very you know graphic Tell your kids to leave the room and they cut it off at the graphic part cut the shit Please the internet supposed to be for this type of shit. I don't even look at porn anymore jerk off the body slimes All right, let's take a look you want to warn you this video can be very disturbing to watch I'll go in the kitchen with the woman tonight who is doing okay Alright, let's take a look. He kept slamming on his brakes. This is her talking, telling you how it happened.

She was in the hospital. I forgot to put the footage in. In a bandage like blood. He kept slamming his brakes on, she said, and then we got to the intersection. We hit a light and he was in front of me. As soon as he went through the light, we went through the light. He didn't even make it across. He just slammed on his brakes. So I hit him," said Halea Asores,

the woman thrown to the ground. She said she got out of her car to take a video of the damage, but Quasay took her phone. That's when she said he threw her onto the ground. And when he picked her up, do we show it again or no? Yeah, let's take another look. We want to warn you this video can be very disturbing to watch but we did speak with the woman tonight who is doing okay. A violent assault caught on video. Oh there you go. The woman struggles with a man before he picks her up. Oh my god. Come on who hasn't done that in traffic? Tough broad.

Sora suffered a very serious injury to her skull and her eye socket. Her knee and foot were broken. She said she could not move them. The suspect faces several charges, including running from Mayor of Boston, including assault and battery. And I'm sure, hey, enjoy it, Boston.

This is your left-wing wet utopian dream, diversity at its best. I like to know his background, how long he's been here, and I don't care if he grew up here, I don't give a shit. Doesn't sound like it. Not exactly a black Irish. So let's enjoy your sanctuary cities. And remember a few months ago, you

had what, 400 illegals sleeping at Logan Airport in the airport and shit? So enjoy. Enjoy. Yet when Abbott sent people or DeSantis sent people to Nantucket or Vintmoth's venue, you couldn't get them out of there quick enough. So once again, the left, you talk a great game

until the rubber hits the road or a woman's skull buds. Enjoy. Enjoy the shithole that you've created for yourself. You'll just get a rap charge and be let go. If that probably get a probably get a freedom medal. It's unbelievable Biden's doing pardon Pardoning rapists, children fuckers. He commuted everybody's sentence on death row at the federal level, commuted them all. Just a big eff, and it's not him. It's some fucking little whore or guy, some young guy.

It's a group of lefty kids who are running the country right now. I'm surprised China's not knocking on your door with a gun right now. They're asleep at the, that switch. Anyhow, hey, before I go forward with the show, if you want to check me out live, go to nickdip.com. You can click on the tour button.

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