The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hunter's Hard Drive | Nick Di Paolo Show #427
Episode Date: October 14, 2020Hunter Biden gets busted for Ukraine dealings. ACB derails the lying left wing in SCOTUS hearing. Pelosi melts down over a simple question. ...
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🎵 All righty.
A true pick into the crowd.
How you going, folks?
What it is, what it was, what it never be.
Anybody see Altuve in the last two nights make the shittiest errors he's ever made and cost his team the game?
I have a theory about that real quickly as I digress at the top of the show.
I think he wants to be, you know, he was at the heart of the cheating and, you know, the Astros.
Everybody hates the Astros.
It almost looks like this is the best way to get sympathy again, to be a sympathetic figure.
I don't think I know this is far fetched, but I'm just saying too easy.
A fucking made to order double play throws it in there.
And then last two nights ago, two of them away.
Very odd.
I think he's got the yips, which I know about.
I couldn't throw a baseball straight.
I could throw it 100 miles an hour,
but I had no idea where it was going.
What's that got to do with anything?
I don't know.
I'm just fucking
killing time up in here.
You know?
I want all of you to enjoy your cake.
So, enjoy.
Mm-hmm.
You know you want crazy
motherfucking WAP, man. Mm-hmm.
You know what? I wet my ass
with your feelings. All right.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it. Let's get
to it. First of all, again,
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Last week, I talked about
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We all know that's the fucking truth,
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YouTube decided that protecting
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They don't even try to hide the fact that shutting down your First Amendment rights, these cocksuckers.
They are everything that is wrong with this country right now.
That and Altuve's arm.
You know what, though?
I'm not going to get angry.
Whoever wrote this said I'm not going to play the victim.
And I'm not.
I've never played a fucking victim in my life.
But the fact is they're boning me.
So is Twitter and all the other, you know,
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i know she's cross town nick that's horrible that's faggot stuff
you want to call by its name that's strictly for fags
midnight cowboy watch it have i ever stared you guys wrong about a movie or a tv show
midnight cowboy let's get right to it hey joe biden's in the news uh this time not for saying
anything stupid at least this week this is shit that he said a while back in his son and uh he's
a lying cocksucker just like obama and the rest of them. And again,
nobody's in cuffs yet, so I wouldn't get too fucking excited about it. But anyways,
Hunter Biden discussed leveraging his connection to his father in a bid to boost his pay from a
Ukrainian natural gas company, according to an email he sent around the time he joined the firm's uh
corporate board we all know about this he wasn't qualified in a lengthy memo this is juicy stuff
uh to his then business partner uh devon archer who already sat on uh barisma's board
biden repeatedly mentioned my guy in quotes while apparently referring to his dad, Joe Biden.
Aren't they a handsome couple?
You're not my dad.
You also hear something ugly as fucking literally.
You're not my dad.
You're not my dad.
Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly.
Actually, two good looking guys.
Actually, two good looking guys.
Hunter Biden's email to Archer is dated a little more than a week earlier.
The announcement of my guy, this is the letter again,
upcoming travel should be characterized as part of our advice and thinking.
But what he will say and do is out of our hands.
Really? You don't control your dad? Because the uh i'll tell you who does aoc now uh hunter biden wrote that on april 13 2014 the email
labeled uh from robert biden that's his real name is among a trove of messages documents photos
and videos purportedly recovered from a MacBook laptop that a Delaware computer shop
owner said somebody brought it in for repair in April of 2019 and never picked it up.
That's my worst nightmare. Oh, goodness gracious, Eloise. And you blew it. You blew it.
I wonder who brought it in and left it there. I wonder if he's still alive.
I wonder who brought it in and left it there.
I wonder if he's still alive.
The contact should, this is again in the memo that he wrote, Hunter,
the contact should begin now, not after the upcoming visit from my guy.
Makes him sound like his life partner.
That should include a retainer.
Listen to this.
Here's where he gets into the money.
Here's the smoking gun.
That should include a retainer in the range of $25,000 per month with additional fees where appropriate.
We know what this is all about.
Give me the fucking money.
You hear me?
You hear me?
I got to come here and bust my body.
Give me the fucking money.
For more in-depth work, to go to BSF for our protection.
That's another firm they hired.
Complete separate from our respective deals regarding board participation.
The email to Archer contained 22 bullet points and board the subject lines.
TMRW tomorrow, I guess. Right. In memo number 22, bullet point number two.
Hunter Biden told Archer buy a cell from from 7-Eleven or CVS tomorrow and I'll do the same.
Don't sound good. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? That does not sound good.
Sounds pretty nefarious. I could be wrong. I'm no fucking lawyer. But following the bullet points,
Hunter Biden wrote, this could be the break we've been waiting for. If they really are smart enough to understand our long-term value, he's leveraging his dad's power as the
vice president. Do you understand? If they are looking into just to use us until the storm passes,
then we risk far too much for far too little. He's admitting this is nefarious shit.
You get it? The email wrapped up with Hunter Biden saying,
we should also find a highly credible and discreet firm.
Why discreet?
To perform due diligence and deep information for us on an ongoing basis.
Counselor.
Counselor.
the kind of people that can get us information that's not available through a google search and some phone calls
my uh i don't know folks we knew about this shit but that laptop
um there's more on this story, OK?
A little it gets a little we have pictures and shit again.
And this is from another another source. Joe Biden lied about Ukraine.
A smoking gun email. We just told you about obtained by the New York Post shows Biden lied when he said he's never spoken to.
He said, I never spoke to my son about his overseas business dealings.
Absolute fucking lie. It's a lie. According to an email dated April 17, 2015, Biden, who was then
the sitting vice president, excuse me, met in person with Varam Posraskyai, advisor to the board of Burisma.
The date of the email is important.
The meeting between Posraskyai, fucking Russians.
How about Ivan?
And the then vice president would have taken place eight months before Biden threatened to withhold U.S. aid from Ukraine unless the country agreed to
fire a prosecutor who was doing what? Looking into Burisma, his son's, the company his son
sat on, the board. The prosecutor was fired. In 2018, Biden bragged to the Council on Foreign
Relations about how he got the prosecutor fired.
You remember?
Watch this.
I think it was, what, six hours?
I look at it.
I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
Oh, son of a bitch.
Got fired.
Oh.
You're a crumb creep.
Son of a bitch.
I'm powerful.
I blackmailed the motherfuckers. You don't crumb creep. Son of a bitch. I'm powerful. I blackmailed the motherfuckers.
You don't get no aid.
If that prosecutor going after my son's company, don't get fired.
Meanwhile, they try to impeach Trump over a phone call.
Remember?
I looked at them and said, I'm leaving in six hours.
That's what he just said.
What we just showed you.
That was Joe.
And damn, son of a bitch, he got fired.
So this is not good for the Bidens.
But again, does it really matter at this point with all the shit that's coming out?
And, you know, he's a filthy little guy.
And the investigation into Burisma was shut down.
Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to D.C. and
giving an opportunity to meet your father and spend some time together. It's really an honor
and a pleasure. The smoking gun email from Pozaeski reads, this isn't the first piece of
evidence that proves Joe Biden lied when he claimed I've never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings.
It's not the first one.
I'm going to tell you, you lied, you sucker!
Pretty obvious how all this works, isn't it, folks?
There he is looking at a 14-year-old girl's hairdo.
But Risma puts Hunter on its board, pays him 50 large a month,
even though he has no experience in the
energy sector, even though he doesn't speak the language. So that money sure did pay off. Oh boy,
did it ever. Direct access to the vice president of the United States, the very man with the juice
to threaten the UK guy if they didn't fire him, look at it to his business, to his son's business.
According to Biden himself, that's exactly what he did.
He threatened to withhold a billion dollars USAID unless a prosecutor got the fucking hook.
OK, so you're a deep doo-doo.
You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.
He's fired. You're fired. You're fired.
You're a fucking idiot.
Don't we have some accompanying pictures, Mr. Producer?
This is what they found on the laptop.
Look at Joe Cool.
He's not a dumb guy, but I mean, you know, because we read some of the memo shit.
It's pretty heavy stuff.
I could never.
I didn't go to Yale.
But now I'm trying to figure if he just banged the chick or just shot a load on his own stomach.
That's what I look like after I rub one out.
Where's my cigarettes?
That's him rinsing his dirty balls.
He should be wearing sheath underwear.
Tell me he's not hung over there.
That was me every day in 1986 living in Boston with my buddy Tony.
He's checking for lumps, by the way. That cigarette is not going to help.
Look at this guy. This was on the laptop left at a place. And the FBI gets a hold of it.
When they want to do good work, they do. Anything else?
Look at him.
There's a raunchy 12-minute video that appears to show Hunter,
who's admittedly struggled with addiction problems, smoking crack, and there's a video of him engaged in a sex act,
I guess when he was smoking crack with an unidentified woman.
So, but the Christie, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.
As well as numerous other sexually explicit images.
Well, let's see him.
He's a hunk.
How do you leave a fucking I want to know who did that it couldn't have been him
unless you know alzheimer's runs in the family
maybe uncle joe left it there yeah i'll pick it up on tuesday and then
herono calls him and he gets all uh fucking anyways ladies and gentlemen what what else is going in
going on in the world uh the amy coney barrett hearings to confirm uh trump's pick the very
conservative brilliant woman who went to law school notre dame and whatnot i wasn't doing i
didn't touch on this the last couple days because I told Jason
this, who suggested we do, which he was right, but I don't like stories where we really know
the ending already. There's no way she's not going to get confirmed. And you can tell by the
asinine questions that these evil fucking Democrat, they are, I'm going to show you some clips that'll
have you shaking your goddamn.
Can you imagine questioning the integrity of a woman who has seven kids, two of them adopted
from Haiti, like after the earthquake, one of them learning disabled and her own child
born, you know, with Down syndrome. Can you imagine questioning her on anything just on that alone?
Can you imagine questioning her on anything?
Just on that alone, I'd make her queen for a day.
I don't know what that means.
But how about that she does all that shit?
You know me, I'm no feminist.
I always say this.
Who's more busy than a single mom in a commercial?
That's been driving me nuts for years.
Every commercial, the husband's nowhere to be found.
And it's like, I'm a dentist.
I'm a dentist. I'm the baseball coach. They show him playing Little League. I cut the lawn.
I do the fucking electricity. I've sailed around the world twice. I make fireworks for my kids.
I'm a gynecologist. I know how to work a jackhammer. Fucking, but this broad's damn close.
You don't hear that much on the abc news this broad is damn close dems uh no match for acb is how i titled this um you know she was a big you know what a big uh scalia fan and um they
were trying to ask her questions lead her into shit that could get her in trouble that's all
this is about can you imagine taking a perfectly fine person with great credentials and trying to ask her questions, lead her into shit that could get her in trouble. That's all this is about.
Can you imagine taking a perfectly fine person with great credentials and trying to get her on a gutcha?
So they try to lead her into like abortion questions and other giant issues, hoping she'll slip up.
And if she does, it could disqualify her.
But that's what this is all about.
Other than that, they have nothing on her.
But she follows the Ginsburg rule. What's that?
Well, take a look. Democrats are attacking Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett because she won't
promise to support their political agenda. But she is following the Ginsburg rule. It would be
injudicious for me to address. I think I have to avoid responding to hypotheticals.
A rule top Democrats support.
There is a grand tradition that I support
that you can't ask a judge who's nominated for a,
or a potential judge who's nominated for a judgeship about a specific case.
A rule their standard bearer supports.
You not only have a right to choose what you will answer and not answer,
but in my view, you should not answer a question of what your view will be.
A rule followed by every current Supreme Court justice.
Senator, I can't issue advisory opinions.
I can't engage in a question that involves hypocrisy.
What's Margaret Cho doing?
Democrats attack Judge Barrett.
I can't answer a question like that.
I can't give you an advisory opinion.
I won't answer that question with that degree of specificity.
Well, thank you, fucking...
I can't say at this time.
Yeah, okay.
And they're busting their balls going,
well, I'm very unsettled when you can't give me a straight answer.
You fucking hypocrite.
You son of a bitch.
Anyways, what comes up first?
Well, naturally, abortion because, you know, she's a Catholic.
And they're so afraid Roe versus Wade's going to get.
I've been hearing that shit since I was 18.
Out of all the shit going on in the world, it always comes back to the vag.
Get over yourselves.
Even if it did get overturned.
Like, you can't fucking, there's not a million ways to snuff out your kid.
You know what I mean?
It's easy.
Fall off a trampoline.
Your kid's got a seesaw in the back.
You have your husband get on one side and just, he jumps off.
Bang.
Finished.
You have your girlfriend fucking hit you in the stomach with a hockey stick.
It's easy.
What the fuck does that mean?
Anyways, Dianne Feinstein.
All the Jew broads always have feminists.
What?
You know.
Gloria Steinem started all this shit.
Sarah Silverman.
By the way, I'm just fucking joking.
You know I like Jewish people.
I defend Israel every day on the show.
Well, they're not all Jews.
I know.
Anyways, here's Feinstein busting
my girl's balls, Amy. Do you agree with Justice Scalia's view that Roe was wrongly decided?
So, Senator, I do want to be forthright and answer every question so far as I can. I think
on that question, you know, I'm going to invoke Justice Kagan's description,
which I think is perfectly put. She was in her confirmation hearing. She said that she was not
going to grade precedent or give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down. And I think in an area where
precedent continues to be pressed and litigated, as is true of Casey, it would be particularly,
it would actually be wrong and a
violation of the canons for me to do that as a judge. So if I express a view on a precedent one
way or another, whether I say I love it or I hate it, it signals to litigants that I might tilt one
way or another in a pending case. So on something that is really a major cause with major effect on over half of the
population of this country who are women after all oh wow it's it's distressing not to get a
straight answer so let me try again do you agree with justice scalia's view that Roe was wrongly decided?
Spit that shit out.
Senator, I completely understand why you are asking the question.
Amy, please change your voice.
It's going through me like a fucking dentist drill, my testicles.
God damn it.
I love her.
Nice eyes.
Brilliant.
Go ahead.
lover, nice eyes, brilliant. Go ahead. But again, I can't pre-commit or say, yes, I'm going in with some agenda because I'm not. I don't have any agenda. I have no agenda to try to overrule Casey.
I have an agenda to stick to the rule of law and decide cases as they come.
You get that? She doesn't know nothing about that.
You get that? She doesn't know. I don't know nothing about that.
She was like Frankie Pentangela when he's being on trial.
I don't know.
My grandfather and his grandfather, they owned a Planned Parenthood.
They wanted me to say a bunch of shit about Roe Wade.
I said, yeah, sure, sure.
My life won't be worth a nickel after today.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, then this he-she from Hawaii,
this poi-eating, pineapple-squatting,
this fucking
Hishi Hirono.
This is the coldest woman
on the planet. I don't believe
anybody elected this bitch.
She was selected.
Listen to this insulting
I want to
I put her ahead, her and Pelosi are neck and neck
for my hatred now. Pelosi's
obviously more high profile than this pineapple eater.
But listen to this question from this dope.
Since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?
It's a sick question.
You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it.
That's all that deserved.
It is a sick question.
Do you see what she's doing here?
It's like got three levels in it.
First of all, she's reminding you of cabinet.
So in other words, anybody who comes before the court that doesn't she doesn't agree politically, you know, is a potential sexual predator.
And she says she has to ask this of everybody.
Now, you are a sick fuck.
I hope you get caught in the bonsai pipeline when you're surfing someday and it snaps your plastic legs off.
Go ahead. Let the bitch talk.
Senator Hirono, have you ever faced discipline or entered into a settlement related to this kind of conduct pause no it's a sick question you're a sick fuck and i'm not
that sick that i'm gonna answer it go ahead that's it for that pineapple eater what a miserable
piece of work she is uh i don't like her okay uh then we got the next stupidest person remember spartacus
cory booker had a spartacus moment during the primaries he like uh most black people obsessed
with race it's all they have on their fucking mind and uh nick most but yeah i'm gonna say most let's say 51 okay but listen
to this fucking this is arguably this is more insulting than what the pineapple eater just
fucking asked go ahead answers the first one um you've already spoken towards issues of racism
how you deplore it but i want to just ask you very simply i imagine you'll give me a very short resolute answer um but you condemn white supremacy correct oh my god thank you i'm
glad to see that you said that i wish our president uh would say that so resolutely
unequivocally as well all right there's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind.
He just used that to take a shot at Trump. Can you imagine with all the rioting and Black Lives Matter and all that shit going on?
We haven't seen a white supremacist show their face unless you consider the Proud Boys white supremacist, which they're fucking not.
Can you imagine having the gall to ask? Look at this
evil, typical Northeastern. The guy grew up better than any white person he fucking knows.
She should have said, you know what? I don't disavow white supremacy.
I really don't. As a matter of fact, I'm a little disappointed in how they've acted over the last
few months with all the rioting.
I haven't seen any of my friends out there busting heads.
What do you think of that, Booker?
You fucking pork-eating motherfucker!
What kind of people are these, Henry?
Oh, God help us.
Oh, God help us.
Oh, that's cold.
Look how dingy those teeth are.
You know, I had asthma as a kid.
I had to get fucking shots every Tuesday in both arms for like two years.
I'm not kidding you.
And it contained a tetracycline, which turned my teeth kind of a gray. Now I've
added a layer of coffee and cigarette stains.
It looks, my teeth are the color of a
rug you'd find in a doghouse. And somebody's back
What? I don't know.
So that's why it's hard to watch this shit, you know?
You know, that woman is almost like the perfect person.
Oh, Nick, you don't understand.
She's a pro-lifer.
Well, you've committed 63 million abortions since Roe v. Wade.
Can't we give back a little to the other side?
Don't you think you've killed enough babies?
Huh?
You want some more?
These people grind babies up in magic bullets.
Make fetus smoothies.
Where's that infomercial?
Put in a little parsley, a couple of toasts.
Jack LaLanne's drinking it with his wife.
Speaking of wacky bitches, Nancy Pelosi, I'll tell you, Hillary, apologies. This bitch is ahead of you by a foot now in the fucking ugly, stupid race. At least Hillary knows she's a fucking arch criminal
and she's out there mixing it up. This whore hides in the house as the speaker and lets her
district go to shit. And she's just a phony. And she brings up the Bible every once in a while.
She is a fucking shapeshifter. Did I say that shapeshifter on stage other than i said she's a
shift shaper somebody picked up on i said mind your business
anyways did you see nancy pelosi the leathery nipple fucking uh far left lib
lose her shit on cnn with wolf blitzer because Wolf Blitzer had the nerve.
This woman, I've never seen anybody more intolerant of the other side in my life.
Blitzer actually, for the first time in his life, asked some tough questions.
By the way, in this clip, Wolf Blitzer, well, he looked this way when he was 17.
This guy has always been old.
House Speaker Pelosi, it says Democrat California, thanks.
Spied with a Nazi CNN host, the propaganda Joseph Goebbels, Wolf Blitzer, Tuesday evening,
calling him a Republican apologist during a heated exchange over the holdup of coronavirus stimulus.
As you know, Nancy's holding that shit up, right, folks?
You know what's in that thing?
It's in my act now.
She has stuff in there like money for men to have abortions.
I don't know.
I still don't know how that works.
I get confused.
For a man to have an abortion, is that a guy who's had woman's parts put in him? It is, right? It's the other way around? It's a woman who still has her parts? Oh, yes, you're right. Still has her parts, Toyota parts. They're all covered under warranty.
they're all covered under warranty but she pretends to be a guy she cuts her hair like me but she still has a snatch anybody help me why can't you talk like this on real tv
be so goddamn funny i'd be so rich but i'm really confused
but anyways um it's things like that why pelosi is you know, Wolf Blitzer is like, the people need the money.
Pelosi slams Blitzer for having no knowledge on the details of relief proposals as he pressed her on why she wouldn't accept a $1.8 trillion package offered by Steve Mnuchin, Treasury Secretary.
by Steve Mnuchin, Treasury Secretary,
a package that is roughly $400 billion less than the relief legislation the House passed earlier this month.
So take a look at the...
Look at...
Just go ahead, watch.
It makes me sick to my stomach.
It's not everything you want, but there's a lot there.
Look at her.
Honest to God.
Show us your tits.
I can't get over it because Andrew Yang, he's lovely.
Ro Khanna, he's lovely.
They are not negotiating this situation.
They have no idea of the particulars.
They have no idea of what the language is here.
I didn't come over here to have you.
So you're the apologist for the Obama.
Excuse me. Madam Speaker, I'm not an apologist. here to have you. So you're the apologist for the Obama. Excuse me.
Madam Speaker, I'm not an apologist.
I'm asking you.
She can't even get her insults right.
She tries.
You're an apologist for the Obama administration.
Between her and Biden, do they know what what fucking century it is?
Oh, my God.
Go ahead.
Serious questions because so many people are in desperate need right now.
Let me ask you this.
When was the last time you spoke with the president about this?
I don't speak with the president.
Why not call him and say, Mr. President, let's work out a deal.
It's not going to be everything you want. It's not going to be everything you want.
Not going to be everything I want.
But there are so many Americans right now who are in desperate need.
Let's make a deal.
Do you get that right?
Do you get it right?
Pelosi doesn't think CNN is left wing enough or democratic enough.
Let that sink into your fucking mushy skulls.
You think she's been pampered?
You think she's intolerant?
She doesn't think CNN does a good job.
She's calling Wolf Blitzer, who is Joseph Goebbels.
Who did he blow?
Ted Turner that he can't.
He's got pictures of Ted Turner putting mice up his ass.
That he's been there for 60 years.
Hasn't he again shapeshifted?
He hasn't changed.
But she calls him a Republican apologist.
That's how fucking distorted her mind is.
Oh, that dirty cogsucker.
Oh, my fucking word.
I don't like a little whore and a little piece of trash.
Yes, I agree.
You know what else?
Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing,
but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc?
How do you mean that?
She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean?
If that doesn't explain her.
But Blitz is like, Americans really need the money right now.
Even members of your own caucus, Madam Speaker, want to accept this deal.
What is your goddamn problem?
You are correct, sir.
Did I show all the clips of her?
Oh, we got one more.
We got more of this pig face.
What I say to you is I don't know why you're always an apologist.
And many of your colleagues, apologists for the Republican position.
Calling him a Republican apologist.
Do you believe it? calling him a Republican apologist.
Do you believe it?
Is there anybody else out there that would even...
It makes me so upset I want to sell shit.
What?
Hey, everybody.
We've got some new merchandise to announce here on the show.
We decided to roll it out today because it really, and yesterday,
it really came about as something my hardcore fans created,
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Jason put these up.
Nicka, that's what my friends used to call me
in the summertime.
What?
That's the first time, let me tell you,
an A was anywhere near the name Nick
as far as my report cards went for 100 years.
What else we got up in this motherfucker?
Oh, this is for the very affluent Nick DiPaolo fans.
When I say very affluent,
you know, I'm talking about the mechanics, the plumbers.
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Left-wing revolutionary exposed.
My boy James O'Keefe at Project Veritas is at it again.
Huh?
O'Keefe at Project Veritas is at it again. He went undercover and he's talking to this guy who actually works for the Democratic Party in Colorado, who's a left-wing fucking nutbag who
loves everything Antifa's doing. I want to know why James O'Keefe is not a household name. Well,
I guess it's good that he's not a household name. But he ought to teach the rest of the networks.
This is real journalism.
When you have to put on a bulletproof vest when you leave your house.
That's a journalist.
Not sitting home and fucking taking lines from a blogger and put them in the New York Times.
This is a goddamn journalist.
And I love what he does.
But listen to this creepy guy.
And again, this guy works for the Democrat Party in Colorado in some capacity.
OK, but he's a he's a he's definitely a fucking left wing nut job.
I don't disagree with everything that he says. I mean, I'm not condoning violence and shit, but he's telling it like it is.
like it is you know um both sides are sick of the billionaires and the uh you know the trillionaires who run this world the 0.1 percent and uh but but check it out some of this will put a chill up here
2020 is a political revolution i am going to do everything morally acceptable to win i will lie
i will cheat i will steal because that's morally acceptable
in this political environment. This is Chris Jaxx from Our Revolution,
a radical left 501c4 organization bent on creating a quote political revolution in the United States.
Jaxx represents the Democratic Party here in Colorado. And Jaxx says a Biden administration
will be used to advance his political objectives.
Who said that?
At least he admits it.
Who the fuck said that?
Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here
who just signed his own death warrant?
At least he admits, you know, he said it's politically,
in this political environment, it's acceptable to lie, cheat, steal, and shit.
Well, more so for the Democrat.
Not saying people on the right don't do it either,
but more so the Democrats right now.
Come on. Let's not fucking...
This guy
looks like the guy on the Food Network, Tyler Florence.
Go ahead.
Or else there will be violence.
It's going to take a strategic
hit against the
21% that's in charge.
Because that's who it is.
It's killing random Nazis in the street, random bootlickers.
So you want to do some Versailles shit?
You want to do some Antifa shit?
You really want to change this country that way with violence?
There's only one way to do it.
Pause.
He's talking like it's the right causing the violence in the streets.
And to some degree, it is those high billionaire tech bucks, you know what I mean, who run the world, who I think are all connected with the World Health Organization.
They're all connected, okay?
health org they're all connected okay so um and because there's so much income inequality because of these these uh captains of industry i don't know what you call them um but i don't
know about the boat lickers and but but he's making it sound like that the right is out there
doing violence now too but anyways close to going groups and started just random billionaires start turning them dead.
Oh, beautiful.
I mean, Bezos at the top of the list.
I do think there needs to be a militant group, and I love Antifa for that reason.
I love that there's, you always have to have somebody that's willing to hold up the flag and say,
no, this is the line in the sand, and we're the ones holding it.
Pause.
Do you know how dumb he is?
He's so stupid.
He's so stupid.
So much stupid.
He doesn't realize.
And again, my buddy who went undercover in the 80s.
I bring him up all the time.
Went undercover down in Florida to white supremacist.
He doesn't realize this guy is so naive about what the white supremacists have as far as weapons and organization.
He's bragging about these little shit groups like Antifa.
He has no idea.
And you'll know it when the time comes.
But he has no idea what he's up against,
him and his anarchists or whatever.
You think you're going to draw a line in the sand and hold it?
Like my buddy said, they had weapons back in the 80s
where they could take on a fucking small country,
and now they're way more organized,
and everything they predicted back then is happening now.
This guy has no, he thinks his, you know,
his little Antifa buddies
and George Soros are going to be a match
for people that have been,
this shit's been boiling for I don't know how many years.
It's going to be,
go ahead.
But they ain't stabbing motherfuckers like they used to.
He liked the unions when they were stabbing motherfuckers like they used to. He liked the unions when they were stabbing motherfuckers.
God.
He's very naive.
I know he sounds all street smart and shit.
He has no idea.
He goes, we're organizing.
We had more clips, but we're organizing.
And he's saying they have no idea the establishment, that, you know, how we're organizing.
Do you understand this military guy?
We showed one of them on the show, remember?
About a month ago, that guy in California that went up to the city council,
he was a veteran, and he said, first he said,
I'm glad you guys are wearing, I'd wear a mask too if I was doing what you're doing to the people.
And he said, we're being good civilians right now,
but let me tell you, we're organizing and planning.
This is a military vet.
They know how to plan and organize.
And it's not going, hey, let's go get drunk
and talk about how we're going to bum rush
the Trump fucking rally.
I'm just saying, I think the guy's underestimating
what's coming.
Trump trashes a doctor.
Are we still calling him a doctor. Everything out of his fucking mouth
has been wrong. This is why I like the president. Trump is going after Anthony Fauci one day after
the infectious disease expert blasted the Trump campaign for taking him out of context in an ad.
In a Tuesday morning tweet, the president took a pointed shot at Fauci,
making a sarcastic reference
to a wildly errant first pitch he threw
at a Washington Nationals game back in July.
I think we have a clip of this.
Dr. Anthony Fauci.
All right, cut it.
I love how the guy in the PA system.
It's the one second that Fauci doesn't want anybody to remember his name.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, throwing like a bitch.
Infectious disease.
He must have an infectious disease in that elbow.
Are there any grown men that can throw in this country? Jesus Christ. Anybody?
What are y'all, soccer fans? And the people applaud, although that was piped in because in i because it was covid there was nobody they pipe in applause what a p didn't trump uh
trump uh that's what he put in his tweet i guess fucking um he says he tweeted actually tony's pitching arm is far more accurate than his prognostications trump wrote no problem no mess
world health organization no longer likes lockdowns. Just came out against just came out against lockdown.
Trump was right. This is a president. We saved two million USA lives.
Trump's taunt follows Fauci slamming the campaign for quoting him in an ad saying that the administration's
response to the pandemic was impressive, right? We have that clip.
President Trump is recovering from the coronavirus.
It's very brief, just four seconds in a 30-second ad. His statement made in March,
and then the Trump ad came out last week. I can't imagine that anybody could be doing more.
Dr. Anthony Fauci is pushing back on the ad
saying he did not give consent
to be used in an ad supporting President Trump.
I approve this message.
It's so clear that I'm not a political person
and I have never either directly
or indirectly endorsed a political
candidate and to take a
completely out of context statement
and put it in, which is obviously
a political campaign ad, I thought was really very disappointing.
Doctor. Oh, boy, you.
You smoke cocksucker. Fuck you.
Clearly not a political person. Anybody want to push back on that? Who were you dog styling?
You should have said that at the beginning when Trump had you march out with him every day.
And go, look, I don't want to get involved in politics.
I'll just sit back and tell you what to do.
Meanwhile, you open magazines, they're doing biographies on them, spreads on Dr. Fauci, you know, sitting by his pool.
He loves the celebrity life.
Like, by the way, that guy's like 80 years old.
Jason, who does he look like?
What famous baseball announcer that passed away?
I was thinking he kind of looked like Mel Brooks.
I didn't know Mel Brooks was a baseball announcer.
How about, holy cow, it's the money store.
Looks like Phil Rizzuto.
A good looking Rizzuto.
One without pandemic.
Anyways, he was pissed that Trump used that quote.
Trump campaign said they're not pulling it and he can go pull his putt.
I couldn't believe they said that despite Fauci's objections.
The doctor warned of ramifications
if they were to proceed
with another commercial
using his words.
Well, if you're not political,
what are you getting all upset about?
What's he threatening Trump?
I'd hate to see,
I don't know, I'd hate to see Y i don't know i'd hate to see if i could turn her
ankle on that escalator don't say a fucking word to me i'll get up and i'll bury this telephone
in your head hey watch it watch it i'm the president of the united states hey we haven't
really talked about feminism in about three minutes, huh?
That's when you know there's a lot going on in the world when the feminist whores haven't stuck their beak in.
I'm sure they have.
But you remember fucking hashtag me too, like peaky, peaky, sexy poo-poo?
Hashtag me too.
Well, you guys, I don't know if you know your Greek mythology.
I certainly don't.
I don't know where I was when they taught that shit.
I mean, I know a little, but I didn't have any.
I never, I don't remember in high school them offering Greek mythology.
I just don't, even in college.
I don't know how I missed all this, because when I watched Jeopardy and that shit comes on, you know, I do, I take a 20-minute dump.
Yeah.
Anyways, a statue of the Greek mythological figure clutching a severed head was unveiled
Tuesday as a tribute to the hashtag Me Too movement near the Manhattan courthouse where
rapist Harvey Weinstein was convicted.
Oh, the irony.
where rapist Harvey Weinstein was convicted.
Oh, the irony.
Here's a video of the statue, and let's take a look. And Camille gave me this.
I like it.
Uh-huh.
You see him on the street.
Left and right. You see him on the street Let's get right I like it, yeah, that's right
That's a nice figure on that broad.
Look at the guy next to him.
Anyways, what's this all about?
Well, of course.
It's about feminism and, you know, all that type of stuff.
The guy who built the statue, who carved it out of ivory soap and Krylon,
he said, this is more than a dream.
It's unimaginable.
I agree.
Said Argentine-Italian artist Luciano Agabatti, who re-envisioned the snake haired Medusa. I think I dated her in college. Turning her ancient story on its head, get it?
By making her the victor against the hero pursues. Is that what they get when you pursue somebody?
is that what they get to when you pursue somebody is that how that came about so what they did was this is how far back feminists want to reach and are upset they reverse the story because in the
story pursues chases this bitch down jason why i forget she beat him in bowling or something
no it's exactly that what was it ah you know i think he just heard that she was an evil bitch and was like, I'm going to kill you.
I guess you didn't read that chapter.
Anyways, it was reverse, right?
Pursues cut her head off.
But you see, the feminists, like they do with all the commercials and stuff with the husbands, really the moron and the woman's out fixing the transmission,
you know, and it's aimed to emasculate. They built this statue, which, you know what? Fuck it. I don't like Harvey Weinstein. So but I'll tell you, if I got drunk and I was living in New York and
I'm walking home, I might give that a shot. I thought at first it was Kathy Griffin holding
Trump's head, but why make a statue of that?er? It would have a giant cock. A cock.
So they have to rewrite history, you know?
You can't handle the truth!
They really can't.
A thousand pound figure, which will be left in place by the artist for six months.
Then what?
I like to put it on my porch.
He seems to relish in her win as she stands proudly with a solemn gaze.
Sword in one hand.
Sword.
Sword in one hand.
Fly swatter in the other.
And the head in another.
I wish that was my head she was holding.
You get what I'm saying?
Yummy, yummy vittles?
Who writes this shit?
Oh, I do.
A, she was a hooah.
Oh, cut it out.
B, she was a hooah.
She has snakes for hair.
Also, I think it's pronounced Perseus.
Perseus?
Well, thank you.
I really don't give two fucks, but I'm glad you said that.
I say Perseus, because like Dr. Seuss is spelled just like...
It's true.
She is alive after the battle with Perseus,
and that is significant, Gabadi said.
According to the myth, she should be the one dead and beheaded.
That's the most important thing you can say about this sculpture,
but also that she has defended her life and set a boundary.
It's a good message to you little young girl feminists.
If a guy tries to grab your tits at the movie, cut his head off later.
Great message.
Is he the artist?
Oh, he is?
I thought he was just some dumb tourist.
According to Greek mythology mythology Medusa was
raped by the powerful god
Poseidon I know I'm saying that right
I saw the movie
you're raping me this is rape
this is rape this is rape
this is great I'm gonna start
you know what I have those audio books
once I get through the Illuminati book I'm going to start. You know what? I have those audio books. Once I get through
the Illuminati book,
I'm going to go into
the Greek mythology.
That way I can get through
20 minutes of Jeopardy.
So Poseidon gave her
a big fucking zing zangler.
But instead of Poseidon
being punished,
Medusus was blamed.
What was this, in Iraq?
And turned into
a monstrous beast
with snakes for hair.
What's the matter with that? I wish my hair were that thick.
I have spider legs now, as well as a gaze that could turn men into stone.
My wife has that. She was exiled and later hunted down by ice.
What? Perseus, who then displayed her head on his shield as a trophy.
It's a good message to the young girls out there.
Spectators clapped and cheered as Gabbadi uncovered a new symbol of indomitable strength.
And meanwhile, two minutes after the story, three homeless guys jerked off on it.
Because it is New York.
And no, I'm not homeless, if that's what you're asking.
I am a funny motherfucker some days. Other days,
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Can you fucking imagine?
What they're doing is basically, those are questions they would have asked Kavanaugh.
So you're right, that's how they called her a bigot, through questioning.
What questions would I ask her?
What's your height?
What's your weight?
Do you have a problem doing windows?
And what's your favorite position?
And would you like, well, how do you like jalapeno poppers, the ones at Applebee's?
I would ask her, I don't know.
She's too smart.
I'd say, look, you have a lot of kids.
What does that tell you?
No, that's what I'd ask her.
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Important shit.
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Bye. guitar solo I'm out.