The Nick DiPaolo Show - Hunter's Turn In The Barrel | Nick Di Paolo Show #1580
Episode Date: June 4, 2024In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Hunter hunted, an Illegal Mata, "Hoosier" daddy, and more! Like what you hear? Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes ...of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com
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Hey folks, how are you? Welcome to the show on a Tuesday.
This, what is it, Thursday we're going to have a Bitchin' Kitchen?
Yep.
Yes.
This Thursday, another episode of Bitchin' Kitchen.
Very popular, folks.
Get a lot of comments and shit like that.
And I'm always told, you've got to do more personal stuff.
But I'm not an 18-year-old girl with this phone going,
look at me, I'm cutting the crack.
Oh, fuck yourself.
That's what, but these guys never rest,
these young comedians.
I mean, they, you know,
and then you got a guy like Sebastian Maniscalco
who's, you know, fucking packing him in.
Hey, he can Madison Square, whatever,
that they, you know, he's even on there.
He'll, Andy was explaining some of the tricks to me,
you know, that we have to find the guy.
We had a guy, but long story, we had this, you know, Jared.
Is that his name?
Yeah.
Jared.
Who knew what he was doing, but there was, you know, we didn't agree on money and shit, whatever.
Anyways, but guys like that really know how to, and there's, you know, so I got to get somebody like that. Cause if you look at my Instagram, I know it's just thumbnails of this show, which is
not an interesting, no one's going to, you know, whatever, but these fucking Instagram, you got
reels, you got story, but it's like, what the fuck? You know what I mean? Yeah. I, I, again,
if I was 40 or whatever at a different stage, I'd be, yeah, that's fun. But I mean, yeah, again, if I was 40 or whatever at a different stage, I'd be, yeah, that's fun.
But I personally, only time, again, why don't I just say it?
I don't like any of this shit except being on stage
and telling jokes to you guys.
Everything else that comes with it.
As Tony Soprano said, until we shrink.
I don't know.
He's talking about Anthony Jr.
He shies away from anything that takes any
effort. I think he gets that from me. Oh, God help us. All right. Let's get to it. Another trial,
another distraction to keep you people engaged as to not know what your government's doing with
their left hand as you watch the right
i swear to god it's all i swear even the trump i swear to god it's one long script
i really do and i've been saying that a long time got fells got a good take on it too he's like this
is act three in a three-act play and and he's right, because they do something, they'll
do something to Trump, and his reaction
makes the whole world look
at him, and he becomes the
hero, so they'll do something again to stop
him, and
they're only feeding him.
He's the Hulk. He's
fucking, they're only 200
million since the
verdict came down. why am i talking about that
because there's another guy hunter the hunted is uh trial starts hunter biden's trying to push a
conspiracy theory about a gun ownership form in which he denied ever being a drug addict
a judge has ruled you know how you sign, you got to fill out an application, whether online, whatever, to get a gun.
You can't do that when you're on drugs, unless you're the president's son.
Delaware federal judge Mary Ellen Noriega, hey, I'll take it,
made the determination on Sunday, just a day before the president's son is due to go on trial
for illegal possession of a firearm.
I'm guessing she's a Trump appointee because she looks heterosexual.
The president's son will stand trial on federal charges of illegally possessing a firearm
after allegedly lying about his status as a drug user when purchasing a pistol in 2018.
I don't know if that fellow used it, I gave him a line saying,
for Christ's sake, he had a nosebleed on the application.
They have his DNA.
He will become the first child, grown child, of a sitting U.S. president to be criminally tried when jury selection begins as it began yesterday, I guess.
So, anyways.
I'm smart.
I'm like everybody says.
Like, don't.
I'm smart, and I want the sticks.
Was that?
Yeah, anyways.
Court filings submitted by Hunter Biden's legal team
indicate that the defense intends to question
the quality of the prosecution's evidence
and argue that the president's son was not using illegal drugs
at the time of his gun purchase,
while also questioning the language used on the federal form.
Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it.
While buying a gun, Biden allegedly declared
that he was not a drug addict,
something prosecutors say is a felony given Biden's extensive drug history.
Biden had, you should have bought it on the street like other drug addicts.
Biden had filed a motion to seek an almost identical gun purchase form to be admitted
into evidence into the trial. This is the first I had heard of this. While claiming that the law enforcement was trying to doctor forms to incriminate him.
It's just so ridiculous.
He's saying somebody, the law enforcement put in another doctoring application.
In Sunday's ruling, Noriega also strongly rejected Biden's claim
that the gun shop owner's past Republican beliefs
should be known to the jury.
They're going to try to fucking ruin the gun owners like they did the guy, the repairman,
whatever the fuck he was.
The court agrees with the government that the political views expressed in 2020 by the gun shop owner, Palmeiri,
are sideshows aimed at tainting
or confusing the jury, she wrote.
Can you imagine him having the balls
to make that charge
after what we just went through?
It was a federal form, for fuck's sake.
A federal form, but Trump's trial,
you had somebody from the fucking
Biden administration
fucking leave his position
to come down and oversee the fucking trial.
She also noted that Palmeir did not witness Biden filling out the gun ownership application.
Noriega also wrote that Biden was trying to create confusion about the gun ownership form that he filled out.
about the gun ownership form that he filled out.
The government, she says, has stated that it intends to call Gordon Cleveland, a gun shop employee, who will testify that he watched defendant Hunter
fill out the Section A of the certified form
and that the defendant checked no to Question 11E
about being an unlawful user or addict, she noted.
What the fuck? Don't they know that discovery? And they're still trying to say,
the only difference between that and another very similar form that Biden wants to admit,
is that the second form notes that Biden's car is registered in Delaware.
And that's another thing
we haven't discussed about this.
Trump's trial
was right in the belly of the beast.
New York City.
And you think you were going to get a fair jury.
When it comes to the president,
they're doing it right in Delaware,
right in his home state,
where it's the only state
where people probably like Biden.
Do you see, folks? Do you see what's going on? So, but my prediction, like I was saying to Dallas
earlier, he'll get convicted of something. I swear to God, nobody's nervous. Not Fauci, not him.
God. Nobody's nervous. Not Fauci, not him. They know. We have the run of the place.
He'll get convicted of something, and they'll give him a slap on the wrist. That way,
they'll be able to say on the news and all the other fucking left-wing outlets, you see, it's not the court system works. He got convicted just like Trump did did just so they can be able to say that
you know and he won't
do any fucking time or he'll have to do
house arrest at his Malibu home
or whatever the fuck
that's what they'll do because if they
completely exonerate him
then it looks way too obvious
you got Trump
people go oh
look how fucking Trump got railroad and this guy gets
nothing. So that, that would be too obvious. That's my prediction. I could be wrong, but I
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the lying sack of shit that he is yesterday.
He's a smooth talker, though.
I'll tell you, he's a great fucking liar.
I guess if you're a scientist, you got a good mind.
Lying is no big deal.
And the other thing that creeps me out about him, that guy's at his, what, 83?
He's got to be 83 or 84 now.
Fucking looks like he's 70 maybe.
That's the devil.
The mark of the devil.
Also, an old lady does something at a funeral home
that has people talking all over the world.
And it's not showing her bug.
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Maybe it is.
I don't know.
I'm just trying to get through life and die.
Anyways.
It's totally fine.
I don't know what I'm sure all of you.
It was Uncle Junior.
That looks like me when the air conditioner's blowing on me.
Oh, my God.
I just saw that yesterday, and I go, this has to go somewhere.
He might be a permanent part of the show.
Keep him on the fucking on deck, all right?
Anytime we do something about a baby with cancer or really sad
you bring Grampy in with his chattering teeth
and that's a condition
he wasn't trying to be funny
who knows could be fucking IA
I don't know anyways let's move on
what's the headline what's the matter
with you M-A-T-A
Mata what's the matter with you
that's the guy's name. Venezuelan
migrant accused of shooting.
When I read
this, my blood starts to boil.
Two NYPD cops.
Think about you're married to a cop. You got a
family. That's your dad. Knowing
he's going out there and the fucking
people that are supposed to
support him and represent him in politics
are doing just the opposite and hoping shit like this.
And that's where we are, by the way.
Somebody put up a meme yesterday of Obama
and it said,
the idea is to turn U.S. into a socialist country
without the people realizing.
I guess he said that or something.
Or maybe somebody put whatever.
His fingers are all over this.
The Venezuelan migrant accused of shooting two NYPD
cops during the early hours
of Monday morning crossed
into the United States illegally last
year. No.
When Joe Biden was president with an airtight
but the
case against him has already been dismissed.
What more do you
need to know as a cop?
And I know it's easy to say, quit your job, do something else.
But, you know, you got a family, kids, whatever the fuck.
But it's bad enough you get paid shit.
That's the thing.
You get paid shit to put your life on the line.
And now it's more dangerous than ever because of people that are supposed to back you.
you. Bernardo Castro Mata, 19, who shot one officer in the chest and another in the leg after they attempted to stop his moped in Queens. That's got to be a lot of got to be a lot of
Hells Angels laughing their balls off. Had a hearing in Chicago on May 6th. That's about a
month ago, folks, where an immigration judge closed his case,
according to ICE sources.
Bye-bye.
The information emerged less than 24 hours
after a story we did yesterday.
The Post exposed the Biden administration's
dismissal of asylum cases and deportation orders
against 350,000 migrants because they didn't have
criminal records or aren't deemed national security threats. Could you set the bar a little
lower? Jesus Christ. Those migrants are also under no obligation to leave the country once their
case is closed. They're no longer monitored by ICE enforcement,
making them undocumented.
We are actually helping them hide in the shadows.
And you guys are telling me that the polls are neck and neck
between Biden and this fucking guy?
Yeah, try doing this in any other country.
Yeah.
Even now, El Salvador's cleaned up their act for christ's sake
well it would work in guatemala where this scumbag's from but uh yeah no it's fucking
yeah try sneak into mexico see what happens to you anyways mata illegally crossed the border
until eagle passed texas where he was caught and arrested but but later released in July of 2023.
The Venezuelan National, I'm sorry, Venezuelan, not Guatemalan,
big fucking difference, three grams.
The Venezuelan National failed to provide an address to authorities.
How about you can't come in unless you give us an address?
Which assigned him an immigration court in Chicago.
They probably went, look, we busted him in Texas.
He'll probably, you know what, we'll send him to Chicago
and he'll get lost on his way there, just like we want him to.
They signed him
an immigration court in Chicago for proceedings.
Did he try to get there on his moped?
Oh, that was the other guy.
Yeah, according to
an ICE source. So, in the meantime,
you're a real crumb.
Two cops.
In addition to allegedly shooting the two NYPD officers,
Mata is suspected of helping to attack two women.
One of whom was slugged in the face
during a pair of snatch and grab robbery days before.
Police and sources said.
So it wasn't enough. He shot two cops. He punched
a girl. Good guy. 19 years old. What do they do over there in these third world shitholes? Or even
here in some neighborhoods? You have babies and did what you do? Put them out in the street and
go fend for yourself? It's not an exaggeration. All I got to say is Mr. Mata. Fuck your mother!
it's not an exaggeration.
All I got to say is Mr. Mata.
Fuck your mother!
Oh, please, everybody has.
Yeah, your mother.
Fuck your mother.
Imagine being a cop or even the military.
Nobody's signing up now
because unless you have tits and a dick
and a dress and a summer hat
and a fucking...
Unless you're wearing a micro miniskirt and a belly shirt.
Yeah, there was a whole intent.
Isolate and get rid of all the veterans that actually served in real combat
and anybody that might think freely and get rid of them
and then you can have the moldable army.
Yeah, well, and don't think our enemies aren't aware of that.
The fuck we put the shit online to show our recruiting films and they're laughing their
balls off.
Russia, they put a recruiting film out.
It's young guys like 19 years old, crew cuts, fucking death in their eyes, doing pull-ups
and sit-ups at four in the morning.
Cut to our recruiting film.
It's some guy figure skating with a fucking evening gown on.
Anyways, let's move on to a story
I found interesting.
You know I'm addicted to the ID network.
Even after I watch a bunch of sports and shit
and shit go to bed,
it's around quarter to two,
I have to take in one murder thing
or I can't sleep.
Andy's starting to worry.
I fucking, I can't,
I'm addicted to this shit, and they're putting all
new ones out. This one's called Who's Your Daddy? This one hasn't been on ID Network. Just give it
some time. I think you'll find it interesting. For years, a peaceful million-dollar farm in
Indiana hid a dark secret. It was a serial killer's playground. When cops finally raided Herb
Barmeister's, he's guilty. Mr. fucking Barmeister. Sounds like a bad guy in Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer. He had an 18-acre property in Westfield, north of Indianapolis. Indianapolis is a,
Indiana's a weird state, man. They uncovered some 10,000 pieces of human remains. Indianapolis is a, Indiana's a weird state, man.
They uncovered some 10,000 pieces of human remains.
Now, don't get excited.
I fell for the headline.
Post put it,
look, they found 10,000 bodies.
They kind of worded it
like an idiot like me.
And that, by the way,
the New York Post is getting more left
day by day
just by the little words and nuances
the way they report shit.
Every time they say a Republican or or trump they'll say he claimed he claimed uh anyways 10 000 pieces of
human remains that's 4 000 more than i have in my freezer downstairs mostly crushed and burned
skeletal fragments that's not a good, of the teenage boys.
What's with teenage?
Why?
What is with teenage?
I don't understand.
I understand if it was a bunch of teenage girls.
Well, Nick, you're straight, and you kill girls.
I know.
Teenage boys and young men whom he had abducted and murdered in the 1980s and 90s.
Hey, little boy, do you want some candy?
Yeah, it's in my garage
up on our farm.
Nearly 30 years
after Baumeister killed himself
while on the run from police.
I'm sorry, but
some people's lives, huh?
Holy fucking moly.
He killed himself
when he was running from the police.
Authorities are still sifting
through the remains and identifying victims because many of the remains were found burnt and crushed.
This investigation is extremely challenging. However, the team of law enforcement and forensic specialists working the case remain committed some guy named jellison said barmeister a businessman and married
of course father of three talk about a beard these are the guys that amaze me i told you i sort of
admire the truckers that have they have a nice family nice kid and they love them they love their
wife and kids and then they go i gotta fucking drive from vermont to malibu and they leave a
trail of fucking hookers and body parts and then they come home and got to fucking drive from Vermont to Malibu, and they leave a trail of fucking hookers and body parts,
and then they come home and go, hey, what's for dinner?
Tuna casserole.
Why make your life so complicated?
Just kill people around the town.
Barmeister, a businessman, a married father of three, hunted gay teens.
Who hasn't?
And men in central Indiana,
beginning in at least 1980.
That's why those gay bars, guys,
you shouldn't have your own.
You should just blend in with the rest of us straight people.
We'll let you have fun at our bars,
but when you have your own joint,
that's what Jeffrey Dahmer and those guys,
they know right where they're going.
You like to dance?
You dance with a guy,
next thing you know,
you're waking up under some drug haze.
You're hanging from a meat hook in his basement.
He's believed to have killed at least 25 people,
all of them coloreds.
No, I just added that for emphasis.
He reportedly used the fake name Brian Smart.
Brian Smart, Joe who's dead? Not smart.
And targeted young gay man he met at bars.
Of course. I suck. Oh.
And I love it. That was
his opening line at bars and people fell for it.
I wish a girl would say that to me at a dance floor.
Barmeister who moved into the farmstead
what is this 1840? Yellowstone?
With his family in 1988, used its sprawling yard, yeah, you could call it that, an adjacent trail to hide.
Imagine he sees the property.
I'm picturing the real estate guy showing him the property, and he's got this up in his head what he wants to do with it.
This is perfect.
The guy's like, yeah, but it's on the high side.
You know, I don't give a fuck.
The guy's like, yeah, but it's on the high side.
You know, I don't give a fuck.
Thousands of decomposed remains until his teenage son discovered a human skull
and brought it to his mother.
That always happens.
The kids always ruin the dad's fun.
Mommy, I found the skull in daddy's garage.
Put it back.
He'll get angry.
His wife, who initially blocked law enforcement
from searching
their property, later divorced her husband as more evidence. Yeah, after that fifth skull shows up,
you start going, I don't know, began to pile up against him. It's like the Gilgo Beach guy in Long
Island. What a scary, he's a big hulking dude. you imagine the fucking and he always attacked little petite girl
imagine the fear in their eyes I'd like to see it
authorities eventually searched
the property while Baumeister wasn't home
where was he
and found the
bodies of several victims
also I don't
like nobody touching me
he's probably closet a gay guy
any of you homos...
This is him.
...touch me, and I'll kill you.
That's a man of his word.
Barmeister, who was 49 at the time
and had the breadth of a goo-gall,
but fled to Ontario, Canada,
where he signed up and played in the Maple Leafs farm system,
had 28 goals and 13 assists in his first year.
In Canada, 1996,
after a warrant was put out for his arrest,
he fatally shot himself.
You know why?
Because he was in Canada.
Had nothing to do with his background.
He went, Jesus, there's nothing up here.
I thought that would be,
I can't wait for that one to come out.
10,000.
I mean,
think about it.
10,000 pieces of bones and fragments and shit.
Even if you ground 20 people into the zillion,
that's still not 10,000 pieces.
It's got to be a lot of people.
Got to give the guy credit.
He had the work ethic of an Amish guy.
Who's with me?
Nobody?
Fungula.
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Hi.
Good night, everybody. alright hi goodnight everybody
I'm not gonna take it all lying down Cause once I get started I go to town
Cause I'm not like everybody else
No, no
I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else
And I don't wanna live my life like everybody else
And I don't wanna be destroyed like everybody else
And I don't wanna get a job like everybody else
Cause I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else