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Interesting weekend, as you know.
Senator John McCain passed away over the weekend, the maverick.
And he had kind of a contentious relationship with Trump, as you know.
And, you know, the guy was an American hero.
I don't care what anybody says.
The rift between Donald Trump and McCain remained painfully evident on Sunday as tributes for the late senator poured in from world leaders and past presidents.
The White House issued no statement, and Trump followed up a brief Twitter
condolence to McCain's family sent amid the first
rush of tributes on Saturday with complaints about the Russia investigation and boasts about
the economy this has to be I I mean to write down the publications you can just tell that
Joanna Walters doesn't like Trump from the tone of this. Then he headed for the golf course, which people had a problem with.
Ay, ay, ay.
Okay.
How long is he supposed to wait?
What's the official, you know?
And I'm going to shit on Trump in this article because, you know,
I'm going to play the clip during while he was running what he said about McCain and stuff.
But I mean, really?
So what was he supposed to do?
Sit shiver for the weekend, not leave the house.
People getting their panties in a bunch.
I got it.
I got a clear reminded me of how does golf always figure into this shit?
There's always these, people complain when Obama golfed too much and when, whatever.
But one of them sticks out.
There was some troubles in the Middle East.
And remember George W.?
You all remember him, don't you?
Do you remember this clip?
Talk about, talk about a guy.
Hey, guys, guys, guys, hold on.
Let me finish the setup. I know you guys, guys, guys, hold on.
Let me finish the setup.
I know you guys are all on coke in there.
I saw somebody snorting some shit.
Hey, you look good, Ryan, all tanned up and stuff.
Where were you?
I was in Dune Eden, Florida.
Dune Eden?
Dune Eden.
Dun Eden?
Dune Eden?
Something like that.
What the fuck?
It's basically a retirement city.
Hour north of Tampa.
Did you get any ass under 78?
No.
Anyways, here's the clip of George W. Bush.
People always have a problem when presidents go golfing when there's a tragedy or whatever.
But here's the one that cracked me up.
This dope.
Humanity, for the sake of the Palestinians who suffer, for the sake of the Israelis who are under attack,
we must stop the terror.
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers.
Thank you.
Now watch this drive.
Now watch this drive.
Sure, some Jews and some Arabs are murdering the shit out of each other,
but check this out.
Got me a new driver you know what
that was refreshing to me
okay
because what's the connection
for the love of Pete
what is the goddamn connection
anyways
McCain gets the last laugh here
first of all he was a hero
okay we'll get to that in a second
no doubt about it did I like the way he voted all the time near of all, he was a hero. Okay, we'll get to that in a second. No doubt about it. Did I like the way he
voted all the time near the end? No, he was a
little all over the fucking
map. And I do believe it's
because of his beef with Trump, what Trump
said about him while he was running.
McCain's wish that Trump not receive
an invitation to his funeral made
public some months ago remained unchanged
upon his death from brain cancer
on Saturday at his home in Arizona with his family by his side. Instead, George W. Bush, who beat McCain for
the Republican nomination in 2000 and Barack Obama, couldn't you pick somebody else, Mr. McCain,
who beat him soundly for the White House in 2008, have been asked to speak at the event,
which will take place at the United States Naval Academy in Maryland on a day yet another.
In other words, he didn't want Trump there.
I don't blame him.
I don't blame him.
And you'll see my take on this.
In a statement on Saturday, Obama saluted McCain's fidelity to something higher.
Yeah, it wasn't Allah.
fidelity to something higher.
Yeah, it wasn't Allah.
The ideals for which generations of Americans and immigrants alike have fought, marched, and sacrificed.
That's kind of hypocritical in itself
because McCain was a military guy, a war hero,
and Obama did everything he could
to fucking destroy our military.
And so that's why I thought he could have,
McCain could have picked somebody else.
But no.
He's kind of given the zing to Trump.
Because you know Trump.
They say a lot of people say Trump ran for president.
After the correspondence dinner when Seth Meyers hosted.
And Obama got up there and ripped him a new asshole.
So there's a connection there. You can connect
all the dots you want, folks.
But just, you know, Obama
praising somebody who died who
was a military hero kind of makes me a little
fucking
queasy, as they say.
You fucking hypocrite.
In emotional appearances across the Sunday
talk shows, Jeff Flakerizona's other senator and
critic of trump called for mccain's legacy of putting the good of the country above your own
self-interest well he did that most of the time but not when he was voting like uh when they tried
to repeal obamacare which everybody fucking hated on both sides of the aisle i should say as far as
the electorate goes every poll hated obamacare
because it was sticking in the ass and you couldn't keep your doctor and you couldn't
keep the plan you had all the fucking lies you all know the story and um so he didn't always
you know he stuck it to trump any chance and i believe that was directly related to uh trump
making his stupid statement when he was running
let's show the uh let's show the clip this is uh trump while he was running for president when he
was asked about mccain he hit me he's not a war hero war hero he's a war five and a half years
he's a war hero because he was captured i like people that weren't captured, okay? I hate to tell you.
That was the stupidest thing he's ever said. And that's, I guess that's saying something for you people who hate him. I think he's been right about most stuff. But even back
then, I'm like, what are you talking about? This guy spent five years and at the Hanoi Hilton, a Vietnamese prison camp, he had an opportunity to leave.
He had an opportunity to leave, and he didn't.
His capturer said that you could go.
He said, no, I'm not going to all my men set free for any stay there for five years.
He was in a body cast, busted all up.
I mean, give me a break.
Then comes home, right? Starts
a family, public office,
public service. And again,
I wasn't crazy about how he voted here and
there, but no doubt
a hero.
But you know what? As much as I disagree
with Trump, that's when I'll light bulb when I go,
this guy, he really doesn't give a
shit. Meaning Trump, this fucking guy.
Imagine shit on a guy who was a war hero.
So I think they both handle it perfectly.
McCain says, fuck you, you're not speaking at my funeral.
And Trump put the flag up.
You have to put the flag up at full mass, you know, like bluechew.com.
And, but he put it up for just the required amount, like 24 or 48 hours,
and then took it right down. And now he's it up for just the required amount, like 24 or 48 hours and then took it right down.
And now he's catching shit for that.
And meanwhile, all the media that kissing kissing McCain's ass this weekend, they fucking hated his guts when he was running against Obama.
Once again, the two faced fucking rat bastards showing the hypocrisy.
But I think it was done right.
McCain said, fuck you.
You know, speaking of my funeral,
Trump tweeted a respectful tweet.
But you could tell.
And that's how it should be.
What if Trump came out and went,
oh my God, I can't get out of bed.
I'm so depressed.
This guy was something else.
But I'll be saying,
what a hypocrite and a fucking liar.
We remember what you said when you were running for president.
So you can't win either way.
And he went golfing.
And he said, this one's for
John. And he hit it and sliced it into the woods.
Like the woods of Vietnam.
What the fuck's the matter with you?
I don't know. I just made it up.
It's a beautiful thing.
I know what you did.
You're a damn pervert.
All right, just get the hell out of here, huh?
I got a goddamn chance to pay for you.
He can't win.
Is this a little louder than normal or no?
Or is it my headphones?
Can you turn my headphones down a tad?
Yeah, no problem.
Just testing.
One, two, three.
Right there.
Right there.
That's good.
Because I got a little crackling right there.
There you go. Don't touch it. Beautiful.
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But McCain was
a tough SOB, and I like this sense.
He's a little wacky. Loves
sports and, you know,
had a great sense of humor and didn't take himself too seriously.
Always made jokes about him finishing from five up from the bottom at Annapolis, I think it was.
But rest in peace, Mr. McCain.
You were definitely a hero.
Speaking of McCain, speaking ofccain i'm flipping through
uh espn through the channels in general and i i i haven't watched espn forever like most people i
can't stomach the disney left-wing pc horse shit jameel hill loving fucking garbage station that
it's turned into i was flipping through all the channels looking for a preseason game,
and I think I stumbled on either ESPN or ESPN2.
And the anchor was talking about the death of John McCain.
So he's talking about the death of John McCain,
and then a commercial ran subsequent to that, that it had me freaking out. And then another one ran subsequent to that.
Here is the sequence of ads that I saw.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no.
Guys, I sent you an email, right?
We have three ads.
You should have ESPN talking about McCain, and then it slips into that.
Or did Priscilla not put that on the thumb drive?
If you don't, it's no biggie.
Got it.
You got it?
You guys got to double check your work.
Check it once. In 1983, he was elected to the House of Representatives. gotta double check your work
but check it once
nineteen eighty three he was elected to the house of representatives
four years later the senate where he served for more than thirty years
a term that included a presidential run in two thousand eight
opposite barack obama
his ties to sports randy john mccain boxed while a student at the u s naval
academy
and remained an avid fan,
appearing multiple times on Outside the Lines to advocate for reform in the sport.
Senator McCain threw out the first pitch prior to Game 7 of the 2001 World Series,
a game and series his beloved Arizona Diamondbacks ultimately won.
An American hero, Senator John McCain,
was 81.
Now watch this.
This is the exact sequence I saw this in.
Masculine.
Adjective.
Having qualities or appearance
traditionally associated with men.
Especially strength
and aggressiveness.
Yeah. Some of the synonyms are
macho, muscular, strapping, strong, brawny, powerful.
Yeah.
None of these really sound like me.
So let's change the definition.
I think that definition is a little scary.
It's too small for something so big.
It doesn't really give people the room to explore.
I think that can be very toxic.
For me, being masculine means being brave enough to be who I am.
Being able to smile, being able to cry. Being able to get a fucking hat that looks like a man's.
And be loved.
That's the man I want to be.
Is it?
What does it mean to me to be masculine?
It's more a question of what does it mean to be human?
Okay, I'll get to that in a second.
And watch what rolls next.
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What the fuck?
Did you notice a little pattern there?
They finished talking about McCain, a war hero.
He boxed in the Navy.
I mean, spent five years in a prison camp.
Loved the Arizona Diamondbacks. Loved football. I i mean a guy's got hard drinking navy you couldn't get more fucking macho then
let's let's go to the bonobos or whatever the fuck that stupid company is let's go to their
their take on masculinity which is um just ridiculous they're an e-tailer store and they have flagship stores now.
In other words, you can go into the store
but not leave with stuff.
You can like fill out an order.
Can we pull that up, guys?
Masculine.
Adjective.
Having qualities or appearance
traditionally associated with men.
Especially strength and aggressiveness.
Some of the synonyms are macho, muscular, strapping, strong, brawny, powerful.
None of these really sound like me.
Okay, so let's change the definition, you fucking...
You can act like a man!
What's the matter with you?
We already have words for you.
Effeminate, gay, whatever.
So we're going to change the definition because you don't like the definition of masculine.
You fucking have lost your fucking, I'd say balls.
You've lost whatever.
Half those guys in the ad were gay.
There's no doubt.
And it's not, it's got nothing to do with liking gay people.
Not fucking no problem with that. I'm just saying. So now we're going to redefine it. We're going to do with liking gay people. Not. Fucking no problem with that.
I'm just saying.
So now we're going to redefine it.
We're going to redefine the word masculine.
This, you know, it's anti-white, anti-male.
We talk anti-male.
This is what we're talking about.
Did you hear the guy say it's toxic?
One of them said it's toxic.
Like that wasn't fed to him by the producer.
Literally, they're attacking the definition of masculinity because they don't fit it.
So let's change it. In other words,
there's no difference between
the genders. That's the bigger message.
There's no difference. Only the
socially constructed ones, which is a
crock of fucking shit. I don't know how
many times we have to talk. How fucking
dare they? We already have words for you.
Let's change all the language.
Effeminate.
Let's.
Oh my god.
This almost blew my fucking head off.
You don't get to.
Sometimes you don't.
I wanted to be a fucking pro football player.
For the.
You know.
When I was a kid for the Minnesota Vikings.
Didn't turn out.
Let's change the definition of what a pro football player is.
When is this fucking silliness stop? A girl's not
a girl. A guy's not a guy. And I've
even bent on that issue. I believe there's a
spectrum, a wide spectrum
as far as gender goes.
But the definition of
masculinity?
Sorry.
Bonobos. By the way, you know what that is?
I'm probably pronouncing it wrong, but it doesn't matter because I would never buy from this piece of shit company. Bonobos. By the way, you know what that is? I'm probably pronouncing it wrong, but it doesn't matter
because I would never buy from this piece of shit company.
Bonobos is a type of gorilla that's extinct, a chimpanzee.
Seriously, a troglodyte.
That's, that's, they're hung.
Ryan's laughing.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
And those guys, I'd say three quarters of those guys in that ad were gay.
That have a problem with masculinity.
Well, you're not masculine.
And we're not changing the fucking definition.
And we're not going to change the language to fit your fucking political bent.
Jesus H. Christ.
Fellas, how do you feel being a couple of guys that are on the borderline of masculine?
Especially the way Ryan's...
What did he just come from? A gay porn set?
Look at those pipe cleaners.
You actually look good.
You don't have that Lily Munster pallor.
You're talking about...
Who's Lily Munster?
There's a show called The Muners, and Jason will tell you.
He's well-read.
Did that bother you?
Are you guys, you're at that age.
They're talking to you.
Do you find the definition of masculine to be too limiting?
It should cover everybody with tits and...
No, it shouldn't.
That's kind of ridiculous.
It is, isn't it?
I lost my shit.
Yeah, well, because I don't think of myself as super masculine,
but I'm not going to ask people to change it
just because I'm not comfortable with it.
That's stupid.
That's right.
It's an indirect tact on masculinity.
You can shut that off
because I can hear Captain Pipe Cleaner
answering the phone.
But don't you find it funny
the juxtaposition of those?
They go from McCain
as a man's man
as you can get
into the Bonobos
and their
their faggy definition
of masculinity.
I noticed there's a shitload
of pastels at this store
I noticed.
Tough guys. Tough.
You don't fit into it.
We're not changing the language.
We can do that with every word.
That bothers me.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
Let's go to Fort Lauderdale.
RJ wants to talk about this ad that has my panties in a bunch
and yes I am wearing panties just to show them all inclusive RJ how are you welcome to the show
what's going on hey Nick what's going on listen man in that commercial yeah and they gloss over at the end yeah the faces what one of those is a woman dressed as a man
i didn't slow she's wearing a hat and it's like from the side view is that the one that i commented
on commercial before that's the one i commented on the guy with a hat maybe yeah i i i yeah yeah
i think that's a woman well again your guess is as good as mine.
Hold on.
We have a little, RJ, we have a delay.
So after I talk, you got to let it, and then after you talk, I let it breathe.
Yeah, I think you're exactly right.
It's all about blurring the gender lines.
That's all, that is the fucking agenda i don't know
whose agenda because like i said transgenders make up about half of one percent of the total
population uh maybe it's a gay agenda i somebody explain it to me could somebody explain to me
why a segment of the population whether it's a half or include all gay people, about 6%, why is it being just, I mean, drilled into our fucking heads?
I mean, what's your take on,
did you have a problem with them trying to change the definition?
Well, I think what it is is that there's this issue with normalizing.
So it's not that it's right or wrong.
You know, people are born or have the issues that they have.
It's saying that these things are normal.
And I think that does a little harm because, you know,
certainly I don't believe,
and from the people that I've met who are transgendered and stuff,
they certainly don't think they're normal, you know?
So I think it's like trying to normalize stuff.
It's kind of like detrimental to it all, you know?
It makes people on both sides say nobody understands each other.
Well, instead of normal, because when you do use normal,
they'll say, who the fuck are you to define what's normal?
And I'm like, okay, fine with that.
They want to make it mainstream.
And I said this on stage the other night while I was at the comedy club in Levittown.
I said the same thing.
Like the Food Network, you can't find a gayer network.
You can't find a gayer.
They are overrepresented by about 150%.
And again,
it has nothing to do with me
liking or disliking gay people.
It has to do with somebody
trying to fucking pull the wool
over my eyes.
We know gay people
and transgender people
cook and eat.
I mean, what is this?
I feel it's gay people get like...
The guy that runs the food network,
Fishman,
I think his name is. Yeah. Tishman, Robert Tishman or something. I can tell he's gay. People get like the guy that runs the food network, Fishman, I think his name is.
Yeah.
Tishman,
Robert Tishman or something.
I can tell he's gay.
And ever since he took over,
they couldn't get rid of Batali or Emerald.
Any,
anybody with an ounce of testosterone get booted to the curb.
And I'm just fucking tired of it.
They're going to redefine masculinity because you don't fit the,
the,
the current definition.
I've had enough.
RJ,
good call buddy i appreciate
it thank you excuse me 833-599-6425 833-599-6425 i was watching um i probably mentioned it last
week i was watching the ed sullivan the old shows uh ed sullivan show and wayne newton shows, Ed Sullivan show, and Wayne Newton came on.
He might have been 18 or 20 years old.
And I freeze-framed it.
I called my wife in, and I said, who is that?
And she couldn't guess.
She couldn't guess.
First of all, she was trying to guess.
She thought it was a woman I was showing her.
And transgender things have been around for a long time.
We know that.
But I never saw Wayne Newton like in his 20s.
He was a lesbian.
And then I went online and some transgender person who has a website was analyzing that clip and saying that's definitely a woman.
Not being hateful or whatever.
By the way, he was the best guy on the show.
A best girl.
Just sung the shit out of whatever he was singing.
And I'd go see him in a second.
Now he looks like he fell in a friolator.
He's got that Kenny Rogers, you know, wax look.
But I'm just saying, you're going to redefine the world so it fits your point of view.
It's really starting to give me a fucking headache.
Let's go to Chopper in Detroit line two.
Chopper, what's up?
I got your answer here, Nick.
Here's the reason
why they want to blur the lines, man.
There's these self-anointed pricks.
They want everybody
to be a blank slate
so they can write
whatever they want on it.
And, you know, so you just follow what they say.
You know, it's crazy.
To what end, Chopper?
What, are you saying financial?
It's all a money thing so they can sell?
I don't get it.
What's the, why do I have to be a blank slate?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So you, the blank slate so they can write,
and so you, everybody, it's the diversity thing yeah
here's what it is they want everybody to look different but think the same so if you're if
you're a blank slate they could write whatever they want you to think on you hence they're
going to change the language yeah well that's going to end in revolt and that's you know what
that encourages homophobic behavior, sexist
behavior, and I hope they
realize that. Quit imposing
your fucking view of the world. I don't
care if it's a straight person, a gay
person, a black person in India.
Quit imposing your fucking
view of the world on me. I'll see
it the way I see it, and I'll call it
the way I see it. It's, I
mean, it's just, I mean, how can you, you know, just fucking leave me alone.
I'll leave you alone.
You know, but you bullied me and you guys run the world.
Fucking, you know what it is?
Victimhood too.
It's a lot of that, but you know what?
That's a, it's a great call, Charper.
Go ahead.
It's a good point.
Two types, two types of people, two types of people two types of people Nick
people who want to be left alone
and people who won't leave them alone
that's
that's exactly right
and uh
where does my
alright brother thank you
thank you Chopper
good call buddy
and uh
where does my wife fit in
if you hear something bust upstairs
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it's a blank slate it's 110 in here things doing nothing If you hear something bust upstairs. 833-599-NICK. This fucking air conditioner.
It's a blank slate.
It's 110 in here.
Things doing nothing.
Then again, I had a cup of coffee before I came on the air.
But Barnabos, you're stupid.
Your marketing is stupid.
Masculinity.
The guy actually says it's toxic. Kiss my fucking testosterone-filled nuts.
fucking testosterone-filled nuts.
Let's go to line one. It says, Our Jay.
Whatever the fuck that means. I don't know what that means.
I'll call him OJ.
What's up?
Our Jay.
Hey, it's Jay.
Hey, Jay, what's up?
Hey, Nick, how are you?
It's Jay.
Yeah.
Jay from the studio.
Yes, I know.
Hey, I was saying that those commercials need to be played backwards.
You feed the guys from the second commercial, the testosterone's from the third commercial,
and you get John McCain.
You see the...
You're saying play three, two, one?
Yeah.
Because, like I said, you eat the testosterone pills,
then the guys in the Bonobos commercials become John McCain.
I guess.
Otherwise, it looks like the guys taking the testosterone shit
turn into a bunch of pastel-wearing fucking goo gobblers,
and then McCain's the head of them.
But I see your point.
It's sort of like playing, what was that joke about racists?
What was that movie about racists what was that movie uh mississippi burning
somebody said uh racists like to play it backwards because it's a happy ending of
some shit i get i get your point jay very good point which i thought about myself
all right i gotta run i get three i get three other callers all right
just because you put all this together. Thanks, Jay.
Let's get on to something else, will ya?
All right, I'll take one on McCain, then I got to move on.
All over the map here today.
I don't know what's going on.
Pat in Saratoga.
Pat, welcome to the show.
How's your onion?
How's your onion?
I'm doing all right, Nick. We we just had the bear so it's my
blooming onion okay actually as a matter of fact yeah i know it doesn't matter um yeah i just
wanted to call on uh john mccain um i you know i'm actually a conservative that uh 30 years i i
grew up pretty uh disenchanted with John McCain.
To be honest with you, voting record-wise,
I don't see a difference between he and Hillary Clinton for the most part,
if I'm being completely honest.
Yeah, near the end he seemed to float that way, didn't he?
But I think that when he had the deciding vote on
repealing Obamacare, I think he was sticking it up Trump's ass. I don't know if he really believed it.
Well, yeah, but I mean, he had the same problem with Trump that the Bushes had, which is I think
they didn't know if he was ever going to play ball the way they wanted him to or not. Right.
And I'm not so sure that he has. I don't know if you've ever seen the clip from 2004, I think it is,
General Wesley Clark that said the seven countries in five years
that the Bush administration was looking to take out.
But Iran was one of them.
And from what I've been hearing, Rand Paul has Donald Trump's ear right now
and convinced him to not bomb Iran, which I think is a good move.
All right.
But John McCain just, you know,
I mean, he wanted every foreign intervention
Hillary Clinton wanted.
There's pictures of him
with the Northern Storm Brigade
that were arresting journalists
and handing them over to ISIS in Syria.
Well, yeah.
And, sorry to interrupt, Pat.
And the big one,
he handed over the dossier on Trump, the fucking now fake dossier.
Yes, he did.
So, I mean, I understand Trump doing a minimum tweet today, and I understand McCain not wanting him to speak.
And absolutely.
So you make some good points.
I got to move on, Pat.
I got a full thing here, but good call.
Hey, thanks so much, Nick.
You got it, Pat. All right. full thing here but uh good call hey thanks so much you got it back
all right thanks a lot make make make good points uh and he wanted to expand nato boy this is
getting fucking a lot more political than i wanted mondays are always you know why there's a shitload
of news on mondays and by tomorrow we'll get to the uh fat black chick beating up a white girl at
mcdonald's and vice versa Don't want to offend anybody. Talk about masculinity.
Let's go on to some more left-wing political correctness
fucking slash fascism.
This guy, Connor Daly, he's a NASCAR guy.
Well, he had his sponsorship decal removed from his car
because his father used the n-word in 1980
how do you even prove that what the hell's going on out here
fucking idiots it's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy
and you project it back on me that's right charlie that's what they're doing
connor daly is uh paying for the sins of his father. Connor's father, Derek Daly, on Thursday admitted he used a racial slur,
I don't even know if it was the N-word,
in a live radio interview in the early 80s.
This makes the Salem witch hunts look fucking sane.
You know that?
It's fucking making me crazy.
Was there any high-profile minorities
say anything shitty about white people
in the last fucking 40 years?
Huh?
Can we start digging through their fucking tweets
and their live interviews from 30 years ago?
Pretty sure you'd find some bad stuff
on anybody in the black caucus.
Simone Sanders, take her,
the fucking fullback out of Green Bay.
Yeah, his dad said something in the early 80s during a radio interview.
On Friday, Lily Diabetes, that's a woman I dated, sweet as hell.
Lily Diabetes, that's a company, pulled its sponsorship decals from Conor Daly's number six NASCAR ride,
saying that it didn't want the distraction from their cause.
Well, then, fuck you. How you how about that millions of people are going
to get exposed to your company now I hope a bunch of
people's feet turn black and fall off
because of sugar
I hope they rot like
fucking eggplants in February my
grandfather's garden
by the way
diabetes crosses all races that wasn't
a fucking crack.
Take that out of context.
Lily's full statement via NASCAR reporter Chris Knight.
Our sponsorship in Saturday's race is intended to raise awareness of treatment options and resources for people living with diabetes.
Unfortunately, the comments that surfaced this week by Derek Daly distract from this focus.
That's not your fucking problem.
You're like everybody else, fucking hypersensitive when it comes to race.
You're getting more attention now.
That blows that argument right out of the water.
You're getting more attention now because some guy used the N-word in 1980 or a racial slur.
Maybe he said Indian. I don't even know what the fuck it was.
in 1980 or a racial slur.
Maybe he said Indian.
I don't even know what the fuck it was.
So we've made the decision that Lily Diabetes will no longer run the number six at Road America.
Good.
There goes your fucking PR.
Have a Snickers bar and fucking die.
That's right, Ryan.
Don't give me that millennial hurt fucking faggy look in your eyes.
I said it.
You look good, though.
I'll tell you.
You're a Jerry Sandusky wet dream.
What a nice...
Thank you.
Connor Daly has been caught up
in the week-long controversy over
longtime Colts radio announcer Bob Lamey.
Remember? Remember
we reported that last week that Bob Lamey
was retelling a story
from 1851 where the N-word was used and he had to end his career.
So you lefties can go fuck your sisters.
So he's getting caught up in this thing.
Lamey used the word at the Colts training camp while retelling a story last week.
It doesn't even say that in this article.
It just says he used the word at Colts training camp
and retired after being confronted by the Colts.
I'm sure nobody in the Colts organization,
none of the players throw around the N-word in the locker room.
I'm sure it's like, you person of color,
get your deodorant out of my locker.
Oh, my aching stem.
I'd like to punch somebody in the fucking Adam's apple.
Bring back that Bonobo set.
Derek Daly used the word more than 30 years ago
in a live radio interview at Motor Speedway in Indianapolis.
How about this was 10 years before his son was even born
and his son's paying for this?
We have lost our mind.
When I say we, I mean liberal cum suckers have lost your minds.
Lily Diabetes announced on May 11th it would sponsor Conor Daly at the Indy 500 and the NASCAR Road Americas, which is this weekend in Milwaukee.
Conor Daly has type 1 diabetes.
And at the time, Lily Diabetes, his girlfriend, said, mm-mm-mm.
Lily Diabetes consumer brand sponsor Ashley Brewer said,
Currently we are partnering with Connor in the capacity to be a platform to educate and inspire fans with diabetes to take action to better manage their health.
Like I said, lay off the neckos.
Anybody else?
833-599-6425. 833-599-6425 833-599-6425 we're going back now to the 80s
seriously this is insane is what was going on in salem massachusetts when they'd accuse somebody of being a witch and they'd fucking throw you in a
hold you underwater for 10 minutes and if you survived you were a witch and they'd fucking throw you in a, hold you underwater for 10 minutes. And if you survived,
you were a witch and they killed you.
Or something like that.
Or the other way around.
By the way, my mother was born in Salem, Assen.
Not a witch, although she had her moments,
I'll tell you, growing up.
I like to put her face in a tub every once in a while,
but go ahead.
So it was, if they threw you into a lake and if you
floated or swam you were a witch and then they killed you and if you were able to you know if
you didn't drown yeah if you didn't drown you're a witch if you drowned oh you were a person yeah
you you you were innocent if you drowned they'd throw you in a pond and if you floated like a piece of shit or dove soap.
That was one of my first open mic jokes.
Dove had a commercial.
At the end, it goes, it floats.
Yeah, so does my stool.
I don't want to wash my face with it.
And I was off to the races, and it led to this.
Ryan, did you know that off the top of your head?
Oh, he's on the phone.
That's all right.
He did, though.
He did.
Spent some time with a witch, did he?
Well, they tried to do it to him, and he survived.
Yes.
No, that was bitch.
If you survived, you were a bitch.
I'm looking at him right now with his cut-off sleeves,
and he's got his headset on.
He looks like he's ordering gay porn or some shit.
833-599-NICK.
833-599-6425.
Zach on Long Island has a theory for fighting back political correctness.
And I sort of agree with it.
It's kind of the fight fire with fire thing.
But, Zach, how are you? Tell the people your theory. And I sort of agree with it. It's kind of the fight fire with fire thing.
But, Zach, how are you?
Tell the people your theory.
What's up?
Okay, so my theory.
Let me throw this at you.
Hey, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.
Talk, Zach.
Talk into the mouthpiece, please.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Yeah, there you go.
All right, I'm going to throw this at you too you think um you know the
more we apologize for saying you know insensitive or whatever you want to call it things obviously
just you know incites them to do more of this bullshit let's just double it down man let's get
more racist even though i'm not racist i'm just gonna say more insensitive things
okay and you know just piss them off.
Okay. Now, hold on.
It sounds great in theory, Zach,
but what happens when,
okay, you're fired from your fucking job,
like I was, for something that was
not even racist. It was a, you know,
a pro-gun fucking tweet or
whatever. Then what?
And then you get kicked off
another platform. And then, you know, I mean, it sounds good in theory.
I agree with you.
Fight fire with fire.
But there are consequences.
This isn't happening in a vacuum.
There's consequences.
So what do you do?
Live on a farm.
Grow your own food.
Excellent plan.
Excellent plan. I'm one racial
slur away from doing that, by the way.
Alright, Zach, I get where you're coming from.
I really do. That's why
I do stand-up comedy, and you can get away with
a little fucking more, you know, especially
if you're black or a woman. That's the
ironic thing. The people who are complaining get away
with all of it. Political correctness came
about to shut you and me up. Straight and me, I'm straight white males.
But, you know, I'm going to give you a theory.
I'll give you a theory a shot, and I'll call you from the fucking welfare office.
I'll see you there.
All right, Zach.
But I've said that.
How do you fight political correctness?
By being politically incorrect. But see, now it's tied into money and boycotts.
And the left runs the fucking media.
And they have their claws in the internet.
And in college, you say something wrong on a college campus.
I say something racist on stage.
It goes fucking viral.
I've been waiting for that moment forever.
That proves right there that I'm pretty,
actually pretty mild in my,
there's no footage of me going fucking loopy.
I did get this Native American girl in a headlock.
She was fucking using her cell phone and I jumped on her table.
I knocked over her maze.
Got her in a fucking choco.
I'm going to sue the guy that made that air conditioner.
It is as useless as a fucking pair of tits on a,
let's say a Bonoboy's model.
That's got me all frothy that.
So that was it.
Somebody call and tell me you're alright with them pulling a sponsorship
because the guy's dad said something in 1980
that might have been racist
please tell me you're alright with that and I won't hang out with you anymore
I would love to bring this down to the comedy cellar with all my comic friends
and saying are you really alright with that
you guys make a living saying what you want
the first amendment is the backbone of you guys make a living saying what you want the first amendment is the
backbone of how you make a living but you're all right with that you're gonna keep voting
for the pelosis of the world are you that's just jim dandy
lily diabetes that's gonna be my new screen name when i go into those chat rooms
what chat rooms.
What chat rooms are those?
None of your fucking business.
I keep looking at Ryan.
He is a Jerry Sandusky wet dream. He's got a nice head of hair on him.
I'm saying...
Go ahead, Jason.
He's really popular today.
He's getting more calls.
Yeah, we got to get him up there.
He looks like David Cassidy.
Now, let's put Joe from New Mexico on.
Joey, what's going on?
Joe, New Mexico.
You there?
I thought I clicked.
Turn me on.
Turn on the clicking business. Yes, I did, Joe. You there? I thought I clicked. Turn on the clicking business.
Yes, I did, Joe.
You're on.
Hey, Nick.
What's up?
You were asking about, yeah, nothing.
You were asking about, you know, whether we kowtow to the PC stuff or not.
And I've got four names for you.
Anthony Cumia, Owen Benjamin, Gavin McGinnis, and Nick DiPaolo.
You guys all took your hits, but you came back swinging.
That's true.
And only one of those guys that you just mentioned.
Well, no, that's not true.
Two of us.
Owen Benjamin was actually in a movie, so I can't say that.
But, yes, we're running out of real estate here.
Right now I'm in my basement and I'm eyeing a nice chicken coop
in my neighbor's yard to do my next show.
Well, somehow Owen got a special on Amazon.
We got off Netflix because of the Obama connection.
So we're on Amazon, which I know is just as evil.
But I was shocked that they actually had Owen do a special,
and it was really good.
Check it out.
Was this recently?
When was this?
It seems like it's real recent.
I didn't research it, but it seems like it just popped up, yeah.
Okay.
I know he was wearing a Nehru jacket, so I thought it might have been dated.
Yeah, Sammy Davis Jr.
That was the...
Who can take a racist?
Dip him in some chocolate, man.
Nick, we still love you.
Just keep doing it.
I am, Joe.
I ain't going anywhere.
I'm like fucking Hagler.
I'm not going down.
I'm fucking fighting the good fight. Thanks for the support, buddy. I ain't going anywhere. I'm like fucking Hagler. I'm not going down. I'm fucking fighting the good fight.
Yeah.
Thanks for the support, buddy.
We're spreading the word.
Yeah, we're spreading the word.
Bye-bye.
Thanks, Joe.
On to more stupidity from the fucking left.
And again, you know, you got to look at both sides.
I will.
That's like I will look at both sides when one will. That's like, I will look at both sides
when one side isn't batshit fucking insane
and making it so easy for me.
That's like me seeing a fight, you know,
with a 18-year-old kid beating up a five-year-old girl
and somebody going, no, you got to look at both sides.
She might have started or some shit.
That's how fucking retarded it looks to me right now.
The left is for fucking full
out open borders, fucking censorship,
groupthink,
all the fucking shit
that would ruin this country
and I'm just calling it like I see it.
All this censorship,
all this PC horse shit
is not coming from my side of the fucking aisle.
What side is that?
Let's go on to...
Geraldo Rivera calls out Fox News for spin on Molly Tibbetts' coverage.
I know Geraldo.
I've met him a few times he uh me and
him get into it in the situation room fox news used to have a live streaming show remember i
told i was attacked by judge napolitano and shepherd smith they double teamed me not literally
but uh then a few weeks later i get into it by referring referring to Geraldo as the lib media, I think I said.
And he went fucking nuts on me.
And I think he felt a little bad because the next week he came in, he wasn't on the panel, but I was.
And he walks behind me and starts rubbing my shoulder.
And I did his show after Greg Geraldo died.
I did Geraldo's show.
He actually thought Greg Geral geraldo took her out but he literally asked me if
he he thought he was you greg geraldo using his name heraldo greg geraldo a little i'm like oh
my god this guy's a but but he's he's you know he's a smart guy he's been around a long time
he's gay and and i kind of like her although but here's what happens to him every time the immigration issue comes up or an illegal immigrant does something he can't be
fucking objective he lose he's because he's hispanic he always lets the shit bleed in just
on that subject he's a smart guy and he's usually right down the middle on on most shit but uh he
calls out fox news for spin on the molly tibb. That was the girl in Iowa that was, you know, looks like she was stabbed to death by an illegal from Mexico.
But Geraldo Rivera called out his own network for putting spin in quotes on its coverage of Iowa college student Molly Tibbetts death by emphasizing the alleged killer's illegal immigration status.
He says, this is Geraldo,
I know that most of the Fox audience disagrees with me,
but I'm begging you to have compassion
and not brand this entire population by the deeds of this one person.
He said that on Thursday night on a Fox News show.
Nobody, we are not doing that.
They keep fucking accusing the right of doing that.
We're not saying everybody here that's even here illegally
is a fucking murder and so you gotta stop with that you gotta stop with that that has been the
left's fucking go-to thing for the last 40 years because people used to prejudge uh you know black
people or whatever and it did go on but this isn't 1955 anymore nobody's nobody's labeling the entire mexican population
of immigrants legal or illegal as fucking murderers but that's not the beef here he says
we at this network are putting that spin on this story he done this before. And I found an old clip of him and O'Reilly
arguing. An illegal, there was a guy in the country a few years ago, illegally drunk driving to kill
somebody. And O'Reilly was saying it's because, you know, if the guy, the laws were followed,
the immigration, that guy wouldn't have been here. The person would have still been alive.
I don't know how you can argue against that logic.
Okay.
I think we got, yeah, can we pull up the O'Reilly verse?
It gets very heated here.
You, Laura Rivera, with teenage daughters are telling me that you are okay with somebody sneaking into the country, becoming drunk, get convicted of a DUI, and
staying here. You're alright with that? My nightmare is my daughter's having anything to do
with a drunk. Let me finish my answer. My nightmare is my daughter's having anything
to do with a person driving drunk. That's my nightmare. It could be a Jewish
drunk. It could be a Polish drunk. Pause. Pause it.
It could be a Jewish. It could be an Italian. It could be an... It could be a Jewish. He goes, it could be
an Italian. It could be an Irish. That's not the
fucking point.
He turns it into race and ethnicity when it's
about law and fucking order.
He tries to put a spin on it.
So you're saying...
Go ahead. It gets even more heated.
This is old, but just to make a point that
Geraldo kind of leans one way.
Depicted of a DUI and staying here.
My nightmare is my daughter's having anything to do with a drunk... This is old, but just to make a point that Geraldo kind of leans one way. Evicted of a DUI and staying here. You're all right with that.
My nightmare is my daughter's having anything to do with a drunk.
Let me finish my answer.
My nightmare is my daughter's having anything to do with a person driving drunk.
That's my nightmare.
It could be a Jewish drunk.
It could be a Polish drunk.
It could be an Irish drunk.
It could be an Italian drunk.
What the difference does it make?
It makes plenty of difference.
He doesn't have a right to be here. He didn. It does not. He doesn't have a right
to be here.
He didn't commit a felony.
He doesn't have a right
to be in this country.
But that has nothing
to do with the fact
that he was a drunk.
He should have been deported.
He should have been deported
and this mayor
and a police chief
didn't deport him.
Listen.
Okay.
So there's no connection,
Geraldo,
between a guy
being here illegally
and killing somebody
and not being here and not killing somebody.
There's no connection between those two fucking things.
And people will say it about the guns, too.
I think Bill Hicks used to say it.
There's no connection between a guy killing somebody
and a guy not having a gun and not killing somebody.
Only that doesn't work because you can flip that going,
okay, how about when uh somebody
goes into a bar and shoots it up uh and uh if there's a guy not there with a gun you know i'm
saying if a guy goes into a bar and shoots up and there's a and one of the people in the bar has a
fucking gun no jason anything you lost me you might have to over. I can't. But you get my bigger point.
If the immigration laws are enforced,
that guy wouldn't be in the country
that killed, in this case,
a drunk driver that killed somebody.
And Haral is saying that doesn't matter.
Of course it fucking matters.
He wouldn't have been in the fucking country.
I don't care if he was a Jew.
They deflect to ethnicity and fucking race.
And he's worrying about everybody saying anybody here who's Mexican or Hispanic is a drunk. They deflect to ethnicity and fucking race.
And he's worrying about everybody saying anybody here who's Mexican or Hispanic is a drug.
That's not what we're saying.
I had to take fucking O'Reilly's... And I'll do respect.
I think O'Reilly's a lot smarter than a fucking O'Reilly.
But on that issue, he lets his Hispanic bias roll in.
And he's talking about that with Molly Tibbet,
the girl that was killed.
I've seen him do it on numerous stories, you know.
Investigation told reporters this week
that the feds were able to confirm that
Christian Rivera, 24, who has been charged
with first-degree murder in connection with the sl is an undocumented immigrant however his attorney alan riches claims
his client is a mexican immigrant living in the u.s legally but has yet to provide any evidence
to prove this well gee when you get that maybe we'll believe you texas lieutenant governor dan
patrick had earlier railed against the democrats as well as the media. I'm going to vote for this guy next time, including Geraldo Rivera, even blaming them in part for Tibbetts' death.
The CNNs, he says, this is Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of Texas.
The CNNs, the MSNBCs, most of the print media in this country and the Democrats. They are all accomplices in the death of this
young girl.
You are correct, sir.
And he says, Patrick said
Thursday morning on Fox, and even Geraldo
Rivera, I saw him on Fox saying, I feel badly
about this, but there is
no but. And I'll be happy to debate Geraldo
Rivera anytime, anyplace, anywhere on this issue. And he's going to use the about this but there is no but and i'll be happy to debate her although there anytime any place
anywhere on this issue and he's going to use the same fucking logic as i just used and i don't know
how you can argue against it hey heraldo rivera snapped back in the uh evening interview he says
he is stereotyping 11 million people in our country here without documentation no he's not we're not saying ideal but it's more than that by the way it could be anywhere from 15
to 20 excuse me um but who why do you think that we're saying that about all illegal i don't even
get that i don't even get the logic of the reasoning there they're talking about this
specific event.
This kid that stabbed Molly Tibbetts
if the fucking law
was doing
if they were enforcing
the law
would not have been there
should still be alive.
It's really
fucking simple.
We're not stereo.
We're not saying
everybody here illegally
is a fucking
potential murderer.
He says they care
for our babies.
This is Geraldo.
They mow our lawns.
Yeah, they mow down people in their cars.
They wash our dishes.
They pick our fruit.
They pack our meat.
They process our poultry.
That's not who we're talking about.
Yeah, they do that.
But that's not who we're talking about.
That doesn't change the fact that if this guy was busted by ICE or whoever, this wouldn't happen.
I don't give a shit if he's washing my chicken or not.
You can't handle the truth.
You know what I need? A dose of Paul Lynn.
It's the major cause of itching in old folks.
Oh, eating shredded wheat and bad.
That's not enough. I need more.
Can most people accept laughter during
romantic encounter?
I think they
prefer applause.
I need more cleanser.
Right this very minute, you are being watched by I need more cleanser.
Right this very minute,
you are being watched by something on the moon.
Well, where was it when I had my Ceres?
I love that guy. He would have hated Bonobos or whatever the fuck this stupid thing is.
Let's take a look.
Excuse me.
Let's go to Andrew in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Andrew, welcome to the show.
How are you?
Hey, bud.
When you were talking about this, I just had a flashback to the San Bernardino attack.
You remember when the whole attack that happened was a terrorist attack,
and then everyone's wondering what's going on, and the president comes out to address the nation,
and all he talks about is Islamophobia and how we all shouldn't be this way.
And I'm sitting there going, I wasn't even thinking that until you brought it up.
Yes.
What the hell?
Yes.
So anyways, I just was thinking that until you brought it up. Yes. Oh, what the hell? Yes. So, anyways, I just was bringing that up.
That's it.
No, it's a good point because then we later on found out in that terror attack.
Remember the neighbors?
The neighbors saw people going in and out, and they saw them bringing in boxes and stuff in and out of that house,
and they were afraid to say anything.
Remember?
Mm-hmm.
Yep, they shut up.
They shut up.
And I was like, you're part of the problem.
Exactly.
Part of the problem. Yeah, they silence you. They shut up. You're part of the problem. Exactly. Yeah, they silence you.
But this, to me, is just utterly ridiculous, this fucking logic.
Anyways, thanks for the call.
Good call, Andrew.
Let's go to David in Oakland.
David, what's up
hey Nick
it's an honor to talk to you
so you guys are still talking about
Molly Tibbetts
yes it was in the news today
because Geraldo Rivera was saying that
Fox News was putting an anti-immigrant
spin on it and once again projecting
his fucking racism on the rest of us
so what is your theory about that that it was just in a random anti-immigrant spin on it, and once again, projecting his fucking racism on the rest of us.
So what is your theory about that?
That it was just a random legal alien that was driving by in the town of 1500,
just happened to be driving by Molly Tibbetts as she was staying at her boyfriend's house while he was 100 miles away conveniently watching the dogs?
And I'm on your side, by the way.
I'm going to bring this all. And I'm on your side, by the way. I'm going to bring this all around.
I'm on your side.
No, my whole point on this was he's here illegally.
His attorney keeps saying, well, that's not the case,
but he has no paperwork to prove otherwise.
And I'm just saying, I was addressing Geraldo Rivera,
who's saying it doesn't matter.
That has nothing to do.
Of course it matters.
If the fucking laws were followed and he was busted,
he wouldn't be here. She would be alive.
It's that some things are black and white,
or in this case, brown and fucking white.
No, I agree with you 100%.
And I think it goes a little deeper than that.
I don't think it's just a matter of fact that he was over here.
I think he was one of the people that were
the Democrats wanted over here so they can carry out their dirty work.
Because, again, I mean...
You're partly right, but you know what?
It's also a lot of these...
Has there been any MS-13 connections made to this individual?
Not that I know of.
But it's not just Democrats, because lot of companies and both Republicans and Democrats.
Oh, no, not at all.
It's John McCain who just died, which is a good sign for us, which means good things are coming.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No, you heard it here first.
That's a good sign.
All right, David.
John McCain is the equivalent of Hillary Clinton for the Republicans.
Nowhere near as extreme, but he's bad.
Well, look, the worst thing he did, as we change subjects here real quick,
thank you for the call, David.
The worst thing McCain did was hand that dossier over.
He had to know it was full of shit.
That, and yeah, you know, and like I said, the vote,
I don't want to get into the weeds in politics,
but the point about the Molly Tibbetts fucking thing. I'm sick of people
like Geraldo Rivera saying, you'll be
smirching 11 million. No, we're not.
We're fucking smart enough to know
the difference. This all started
with the Civil Rights Movement when white people
used to judge, you know, black people
and it took off for everything now.
Don't judge a gay person, but don't judge.
Nobody can make an informed decision
on their own now.
I prejudge all the time.
Prejudge all the time.
That's how I survive.
You listen to liberals, you'll be fucking dead.
Well, there's a group of black young teenagers walking down the sidewalk in Atlanta at two in the morning.
You should go right through them to prove that you have no...
They have no instincts
for survival.
I mean the libs,
by the way.
But don't tell me
there's no connection
between a guy fucking
being here and killing somebody
and not being here
and not killing them.
Okay?
It's that fucking simple.
Yeah, sis.
Yeah.
Troy, New York. I love Troy, New York.
I love Troy, New York.
I did a show up there with Colin Quinn.
It's a little bit of an urban neighborhood
way up in the middle of New York State.
Sean.
What's going on, Sean?
Sean?
Hey, Nick. How you doing?
Good. What's up?
Nick, can you hear me?
Yes. You're on. Good. What's up? Nick, can you hear me? Yes.
You're on.
Sorry.
I had a question.
You plan on going on Joe Rogan to promote your new show at all?
I am.
I don't have hardcore.
I don't have a flight lined up or a date yet.
But I told him I was planning that right after this show started.
And the last time I was out there, he said, I'll open this place up anytime for you, dude.
But then I look at my schedule because I need money.
And I'm booked here.
I'm booked there.
And I'm doing this show for four days a week. But, yes, as soon as I find an opening in my schedule and Joe will have me, I will be there for sure.
Yeah, because that would be huge for your podcast.
It really would i also go ahead uh you we saw you up here when you played the co-host theater yes you were awesome and we
were wondering what when you're coming back up this area uh i don't know go to nickdip.com look
at my look at my schedule all my tour dates are up there.
Probably not for a while, I don't think, because I was just there in the spring.
But I will be back because that theater is one of my favorites that I've ever done.
And it's always packed.
So I'll be back there shortly.
Thanks for the call, Sean.
I appreciate it, buddy.
J.D. Martinez.
Who's that?
Well, he should be the leading candidate for MVP. Sean, I appreciate it, buddy. J.D. Martinez. Who's that?
Well, he should be the leading candidate for MVP.
That's right.
Even over my favorite Mookie Betts.
Although I understand J.D. is a, let's not get off that. I know he's a DH and doesn't play every day, but he's played like 30, 40 games in the field.
Second in home runs right now and leading the league in average in RBI.
So, unbelievable.
And anyways, he's in trouble.
For what?
Nick, what's he in trouble for?
What did his grandfather say the word kraut in 1926? Going to take his hat away from him?
This fucking silly, fucking PC dog shit
Pelosi living world we live in.
He's in trouble for an Instagram of posted an Instagram of Hitler when he was
already in major league baseball.
What's his excuse?
Ask Mark Fisher who wrote this.
J.D. Martinez,
the latest baseball star entrenched in a social media scandal,
though he may not have had the same excuse as his peers.
Martinez was 25 when he posted a photo to his Instagram of Adolf Hitler giving a Nazi salute
alongside the text,
to conquer a nation, first disarm its citizens.
And yes, we don't know if Hitler said that or not.
What a beautiful language.
He's a nice, honest man. Something about Heidi Fleiss. Let's listen to that again. Hitler said that or not. What a beautiful language.
Something about Heidi Fleiss.
Let's listen to that again.
See?
Something about Heidi Fleiss.
First of all,
people don't even know if Hitler said that.
It was either him,
it was either, it was either
Hitler or
you know who.
Paul Lynn.
The caption from
2013 reads,
this is why I will always stay strapped.
Hashtag the truth. Sounds more like
Aaron Hernandez.
As if promoting a photo of arguably the
worst person to ever live isn't bad enough the quote he's touting isn't even believed to be
said by hitler even though it's often linked to him well who said it you're writing the
fucking article smart ass who fucking said it and number two another dummy getting hung up on the
picture he was making a point that fucking hit Hitler was bad and his beliefs were bad.
But you get hung up on the picture because you were raised in this fucked up PC world.
Fucking, it's like when I'm on stage, there's certain buzzwords I use on stage.
Just to get the attention of the crowd, if they're a little chatty, I'll just say, because it's 2018 in America, I'll just say, and you black people, and you can hear the fucking guys in the kitchen start fucking sharpening their knives.
Or start sharpening their knives.
Or I'll go, you women in the fucking, you can hear a pin drop.
There could be a brawl at six tables going on.
And I'll go, you broads.
Fucking, they'll all turn and focus.
It's the same thing here with the guy who wrote this.
Seize the fucking picture of Hitler.
Like J.D. Martinez was going, I fucking loved Hitler.
He taught me to hit.
He's the reason I can spray the ball to all fucking areas of the park.
What the fuck?
You know, I just bought an oven and uh what a fucking
what a
it's this knee jerk
uh
reflexive political correctness
that has ruined
our society
the sock slug was already
well into adulthood
uh
and uh
his third season with Houston
when he somehow thought
this post was a good idea
well
a lot of people agree with him
it's a good idea that Well, a lot of people agree with him.
It's a good idea that somebody's after the Second Amendment and we have a right to bear on.
That's all he was making a point.
Because if you know your history,
any of these fascist fucks,
it's the first thing they did is disarm the people.
He wasn't saying, I love Hitler.
I have the same jacket as him.
Look at that fucking haircut.
Where can I get the haircut in Boston?
When I win the triple crown.
I want to celebrate.
By slapping some Jews in the press around.
Oh.
Your fucking ignorance is just.
As if promoting a photo. Of arguably the worst. He's promoting the photo. arguably the worst he's promoting the photo is that what he's doing
because we all we've never seen a picture of fucking hitler before you dumb motherfucker
the sock sluggo was already well into adulthood in his third season yeah but uh uh as of monday
morning the post is still on his instagram good i hope he fucking leaves it up there and it makes
you so crazy that you cut your own throat tonight.
And it doesn't stop there.
On Election Day 2012, Martinez posted a meme to his Instagram with the caption,
Obama will grab the early lead Tuesday until the Republicans get off from work.
No explanation needed there.
In other words, you know, the people who voted for Obama, they're not fucking working.
They're laying around trying to find out who their kid is on the Jerry Springer show.
That's what he's reading into.
I guess you can't fucking handle the truth.
You can't handle the truth!
No explanation needed there.
Once again, reading somebody else's mind. Other than why did it take these posts so long to blow up on social media the way it did Sunday night?
long to blow up on social media the way it did Sunday night.
Oh, the Daily News reporter Kate Feldman shared a tweet of the first Instagram post mentioned.
The Daily News, by the way, my dog, I wouldn't wipe his dirty, matter of fact, it's a girl,
I wouldn't wipe its dirty, well, it has an ass too.
I wouldn't wrap fish in the daily. No.
Yeah, she put that up.
Kate Feldman of the Daily News shared the tweet of the first Instagram post mentioned,
and fans have since commented for Martinez to take it down.
And he replied.
I'm for you.
Do your own work.
Do your own work.
Do your own work. to eigene Arbeit, to eigene Fleiss, eigene Trostheit. A lot of the politicians today
do the Hitler thing with a hand.
Hitler was the first,
this thing.
Bob Dole stuck a fucking pen in it,
blinded half his staff
while he's giving a speechy thing.
Rah!
Ah.
Instagram wasn't released until 2010,
so perhaps his page wasn't as popular back then.
Yeah, he probably had 40 followers back then. It currently boasts 228,000 followers.
For Christ's sake, that's a good Tuesday for Kim Kardashian on Instagram.
But Mark Fisher, huh?
Good job, Mark. Just really fucking going at it that's jd martinez anti-semite and fucking hitler lover you summed him up nice fucking work
i had a uh i had a buddy in high school let's just call him derrick he's a big fan of your
show he tried to rock the hitler stash he tried to he said he was trying to take it back
and the school the principal or whoever it was, made him...
You're kidding me, right?
They made him get rid of it, yeah.
You know what?
Sorry.
I'm with Derek.
I hate fucking...
Obviously, I hate Hitler and Nazis and fucking despise everything they stand for.
But the teacher has no fucking right to tell him what kind of mustache to wear.
I don't give a fuck how many kids were offended by it.
So many kids just walked up to him and gave him the Heil Hitler salute to fuck with him.
Were they Jewish?
I don't know.
How long did he wear it?
Like three days.
And in three days he became like the Hitler Nazi kid. Fucking Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan has a Hitler.
Ever notice Michael Jordan's Hitler mask? Jason, see if you can. Fucking Michael Jordan. Maybe. Michael Jordan has a Hitler. Ever notice Michael Jordan's Hitler mask?
Jason, see if you can pull up Michael Jordan.
Yeah, but...
But go ahead.
But, like, Derek, like, is, like, Irish, Italian, German.
He looks the part.
Does he have his hair, greasy hair combed down?
He had long, greasy hair.
You can't tell me every guy here hasn't done that while they shave.
You haven't.
You have, like, three pubes, for Christ's sake.
I did it once just to see what it looked like.
Yeah.
I shave half my mustache at a time just to see.
You know, I did a fucking couple of these right in here.
Yeah, there you go.
What the fuck?
That's real, by the way.
That is not doctored.
That's at the underwear commercial where he's on the plane making a white guy look like a dope.
Fucking.
Michael?
Anybody give him shit?
No, because he was oppressed
as a black person.
His family has gone through hell.
Imagine you get 10 grand in a Bulls game
and you're hoping Adolph can bury that three-pointer.
Well, this used to be called the Charlie Chaplin.
It was the Chaplin, and then this fucking...
I think Hitler came after Chaplin, did he not?
Yeah.
Or was it a tie?
On the same day, they both fucking...
ran into each other on the street.
What the fuck?
Anyways, folks, that's about it.
I just wanted to point out more fucking horseshit reporting.
Geraldo Rivera can't get it through.
And he's smart.
He went to fucking Columbia.
He's a fucking lawyer.
He knows better.
He's lying through his dirty, speaking of mustaches.
What a head of hair on that guy, too.
And I still, I like him.
I like Geraldo.
But that's, he always lets that bleed in.
And the guy for the Daily News putting out his propaganda that J.D. Martinez is a Hitler lover.
That's all you got to do.
All right.
That is it for today.
I do, I should call Rogan and put that in.
Anything else, kids?
Good to have you back, Ryan.
Jason did a great job, but you were gone.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
That's it.
Remember, oh, Comedy Cellar tomorrow night and Village Underground the next night,
if you guys are around.
Remember, you guys think it.
I will say it.
You're welcome.
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