The Nick DiPaolo Show - Jury Rules on Breonna Taylor | Nick Di Paolo Show #416
Episode Date: September 23, 2020Kentucky's AG indicts only one officer in Breonna Taylor case and cities prepare for backlash. GOP exposes Hunter Biden's Ukraine ties. The CDC suggests how to celebrate Halloween Covid-free....
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Hey everybody, we've been hearing ad nauseum the last six months, that quote, you know,
we're all in this together.
Horseshit.
No, we're not.
People like you guys and me, we're on one end trying to get to the truth, and on the
other end are some really big, powerful entities trying to silence us.
YouTube, who took away this show's opportunity to make money, is one.
Twitter, who is shadowbammy, is another.
Hell, the entire Democratic Party thinks the First Amendment shouldn't apply
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How are you folks? Welcome to the show on a Wednesday
September is just flying by, my aching stem Oh yeah! How are you folks? Welcome to the show on a Wednesday.
September is just flying by, my aching stem, but it doesn't matter, I'm down south, no snow.
Kiss my grits.
Hey guys, this just handed to me breaking news.
It might not be breaking when you watch this later on, but ex-officer involved in the Breonna Taylor shooting indicted by Kentucky Grand Jury.
A Kentucky Grand Jury.
A Kentucky Grand Jury has cleared a former Louisville police officer in the shooting death of Breonna Taylor,
indicting him for wantonly firing shots into another apartment the night that she died.
The 12 jurors returned three counts of wanton endangerment
and the first degree against Brett Hankinson for shooting his gun into an apartment
next to Taylor's. Occupants of that residence were identified by their initials in the charges
and none of them were BT. So none of the other officers who were involved in the raid were
indicted. According to Kentucky Penal Code, a person is guilty of wanton endangerment
in the first degree when under circumstances
manifesting extreme indifference
to the value of human life,
he wantonly engages in conduct
which creates a substantial danger
of death or serious physical injury
to another person.
The charge, a Class D felony,
carries up to five years in prison and up to ten thousand
dollar fine bye-bye taylor a 26 year old emt was sleeping in her apartment on march 13th when cops
including sergeant jonathan mattingly and officers miles cosgrove and brett h Hankinson burst in and opened fire, exchanging gunfire with Taylor's boyfriend, Kenneth Walker, who had a licensed gun.
He later told investigators he did not realize the intruders were cops.
Police custody death of George Floyd in Minneapolis on May 25th. Taylor's case became a major rallying cry for worldwide Black Lives Matter protests,
denouncing racial inequality and police brutality again.
And the outcry from her death prompted Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron,
a black Republican, to convene a grand jury to hear evidence in the case earlier this month
with the panel meeting at an undisclosed location for security reasons. Potential backlash from the
grand jury's decision prompted city officials to take security precautions this week. That's what's
so sad about this, okay? Let's remind ourselves this isn't a third world shithole, okay? And you've
made the stake before Black Lives Matter and agitators.
You wait till all the facts are in before you destroy stuff.
This is where we are now.
They actually have to prepare because of a, you know, an indictment or who's charged and who's not charged.
That's the world we live in right now because one side can't be adult about it and civil about it.
because one side can't be adult about it and civil about it.
Workers had to board up windows of Louisville's federal courthouse while a judge signed an order closing down the historic
Gene Snyder U.S. Courthouse and Custom House downtown
as the city braced for unrest.
So please, please, let's hope this doesn't trick.
I don't think there's going to be some happy people in Black Lives Matter
and other people who don't believe in law and order. This isn't going to make
them happy, but that's why they indict. They
have grand juries. This is how we do it. It's a country of law and order.
At least it used to be until the radicals got a hold of it.
We'll see what happens tonight.
You know, watch news.
I'm sure they'll be all over it.
If I had to predict, there's going to be some unrest.
I hope I'm wrong, but Jesus Christ.
Anyways.
All right.
On to the next story.
How the fuck can this be giving me the red light already?
Fucking cigarette running out of power. Give me fucking 1916 when i rolled them well not me so yes how'd you like to be one of those cops today huh
what a bad time to be a cop a white cop on trial for anything spitting on the sidewalk will get
your life again because democrats and people who vote for them
are so fucking retarded, don't believe in, you know,
due process.
They believe in violence.
So fuck them.
Anyways, what else do I have to say?
That's it.
You guys have been great.
Good night, everybody.
Let's start with a little bit of sad news.
I'll get this out of the way real quick.
As you know, I'm, what, 58.
I was born in 62.
I started watching the NFL on a regular basis at age six.
Really, five.
I tell people six because they don't believe me at age five.
But my parents said I had this weird attraction to football, and I did.
And anyways, my favorite player, the first poster I ever put on my bedroom
wall was a guy named Gail Sayers, who passed away yesterday at 77. Okay. He was the prettiest
running back ever. I swear to God. I remember when I joined youth football, I wanted to win
number 40, but somebody already had it or something. And it broke my goddamn heart. But Gale Sayers.
And you know the movie, Brian Song.
He was a great guy.
And seriously, the prettiest runner.
Even OJ.
OJ might be almost as pretty as this guy with a knife or not.
But this guy, I had a poster in my room, man, and it made me sad.
Gale Sayers, the Bears Hall of fame running back known as the kansas comet
died at 77 he's a football pro football hall of fame uh he was battling dementia all those who
love the game of football more than the last one of the greatest to ever play this game with the
passing of chicago bears legend gail says hall of fame president and ceo david baker said in a
statement he was the
very essence of a team player, quiet, unassuming, always ready to compliment a teammate for a key
block. Gale was an extraordinary man who overcame a great deal of adversity during his NFL career
and life. He was a two-time All-American at Kansas, selected number four overall by the Bears in 1965. He won Rookie of
the Year, earned All-Pro on his five times, would have been more if he didn't blow his knee up,
won the Comeback Player of the Year in 69 after ruining his knee the previous season,
stunning those who thought he'd never play again. And I still remember the play. I wasn't watching
it that day, but from the movie, they ran a sweep. He hurdled the guy against the 49ers.
And I think it was an exhibition game in Crunch, just as he landed.
Sayer's friendship with teammate Brian Piccolo, who died of cancer at 26 in 1970,
inspired the movie Brian's Song.
And I challenge anybody, anybody out there to find a sadder movie than Brian's song.
It makes Schindler's List look like Caddyshack.
Fucking make your girlfriend watch it.
I'm not talking about the remake.
I'm talking about the real one with Billy Dee Williams and James Caan playing Piccolo.
You want to cry your eyes out.
And it was great because this was in the 60s.
The movie was set in the 60s and they were rooming together,
which black and white guys didn't do.
And they became so close.
Piccolo in one scene after he blew his knee out,
Piccolo helped him get back.
And he tries to call him a nigger in the movie while they work it out.
And Gale Sayers laughs
for like five minutes straight.
They were just so close.
Piccolo made all these off-color comments.
He's a typical Italian.
He was out of Wake Forest.
It's just, it was so close,
and then he died.
It's just, I don't know.
Maybe you have to be a guy,
but it just, even now,
if I watch it, I'll bawl.
Anyways, rest in peace, Mr. Sayers. You were an inspiration. And I suggest if you guys are
younger and don't know his work, Google some of his runs. Guy used to split his body in half. His
legs would go this way. He would shift. He's the first guy that would like fake without slowing down you know i mean and uh anyways rip anyways rip i'll
tell you who else is gonna rest in peace fucking hunter biden all the dirtiness is coming out about
this little sleazeball senate republicans report exposes hunter biden's ukraine ties
look at there's him and joe looking at a girl's ass at Applebee's.
I'm such a pig, aren't I?
I have Nick the pig as a friend.
So what?
Leave me alone.
Anyways, yeah, some of the dirt's coming out.
Senate Republicans have released their long-aw awaited report on Hunter Biden's work for
Ukrainian gas company, Burisma Holdings during his daddy's time as the vice president.
The report states that the Obama White House knew that Hunter's position prevented the
efficient execution of policy with respect to Ukraine.
Who wrote that and made it sound so innocuous?
It affected the efficient execution.
That's a good way of putting it.
Why don't you just put what they questioned
because they knew it was dirty
and they're all shitting their pants,
but they let it go anyway.
The Senate report alleges that Hunter formed significant
and consistent financial relationships with the founder of Burisma, Mykola Zaglevsky, and that his and his business partner, Devon Archer's firm, made millions of dollars from that association.
Well, his daddy, vice president, you know, just sort of looked looked the other way.
But it was all about dough.
You know that.
Give me the fucking money.
You hear me?
You hear me?
I got to come here and bust my body.
Give me the fucking money.
That's Joe, huh?
Look at him.
What, he had his marbles?
That's the face he makes now when he sees green jello on Wednesday at the...
The committee also said they obtained records from the U.S. Treasury Department which show potential criminal activity relating to transactions among and between Hunter Biden,
his family, and his associates, Ukrainian, Russian, Kazakh, and Chinese nationalists.
Oh my God, he's a deep friggin' doo-doo. But here's some even more damaging shit. Again, you're not going to hear this anywhere.
Let's watch how MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC, LA Times, New York Times buries all this cuckoo.
The report adds, listen to this, the records also note that some of these transactions are linked
to what appears to be an Eastern European prostitution or human trafficking ring.
Are you kidding?
Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.
I mean, sex trafficking ring?
Huh?
But let me ask you a question out there.
Does it really matter?
They could find a baby's head in his glove compartment.
Is he, you know, do they ever go to jail?
Will he even be questioned?
But it's all fodder for Trump to bring up, you know, because Joe Biden is still sucking
the dick of China.
Even after the China virus.
Mr. President, why do you call it China virus?
Because it was made in China.
Unlike my tie that was made here by young colored kids in a
basement. But who said? In addition, the younger Biden had business associations with Chinese
nationals linked to the communist government. So what? Who doesn't? Big tech. They're working
hand in hand with the chicks.
I mean, the Chinese, the slimy-eyed pricks,
the fucking broccoli and chicken makers.
And the People's Liberation Army.
Can you imagine working hand in hand?
The Communist Party, People's Liberation Army.
The report specifically pointed out his relationships with two individuals.
Oh, I don't like these individuals. Ye Xingming and Gong Guendong.
Gong Guendong.
God, I'd love that man.
Chinese porn star.
Gong Guendong!
You're on the set, Gong Guendong.
Put down the egg rolls.
Get in here.
Now, what we want you to do is shoot duck sauce
all over her tits.
Who's with me?
Nick, that is some filthy cockapoo.
I know.
Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.
I don't know.
So, Biden, this is good timing, is it not?
But I still say this, Mr. President.
Stick with Obama and Biden, what they did to you.
Spying on you and all that horse shit.
And again, nobody's going to jail.
Fucking Republicans.
A lot of fucking bark, no bite.
I'm not going to be happy
until I see the thick-ankled dog face
with her fucking, those things around her ankles
and a nice yellow sweatsuit.
She'll do good in prison.
She'll be like the fucking big dyke warden.
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Jason knows a guy down here. Nice colored kid. And anyways, speaking of blow, Donald Trump mocks Joe Biden's mask.
He had a rally last night.
I can't even keep track of this guy.
He was in Ohio, Pennsylvania.
I don't know where he was last night.
Does it really matter?
Anyways, this is why I don't know how you can't like this guy, even if you hate his.
You know, I mean?
He's one of us.
Doesn't worry about looking petty, which I have a lot in common with him.
But he goes after Joe Biden's fucking mask.
And he's, wait a minute.
Relax, killer.
And he's, and he's killing. It makes me want to do standup, which I'll be doing October 2nd and 3rd at Jonathan's
and a Gunk with me, having to do four shows, four times more shows than I'm supposed to, and getting paid half the money.
Hey, you fucking Chinese fucking bad eaters, you ruined my life.
But here's the president mocking Biden.
Honestly, what the hell did he spend all that money on the plastic surgery if he's going to
cover it up with a ball seriously that's a nice fat laugh
i don't know he didn't write that am seriously going to submit a bunch of jokes since I have a hand with Donald Jr.
Now, I could make him I could make him like an A-list comic.
I got the best abortion joke ever. I gave Mark Levin.
I think he was afraid to use it or he might have used it.
What is that joke? I said, you know, Democrats always say the Constitution is
a living, breathing document.
Too bad they don't feel that way about a six-month-old
fetus.
Dennis Miller offered me a thousand dollars
for that joke. He goes, man, that's
fucking brilliant, man.
I said, I know. I'm fucking underrated.
Keep following Jeff Ross,
you idiot.
Otherwise known as Jeffff lift schultz
guy changes his name and they have a monument to him in israel
what does that mean nick i don't know i just thought i'd say something stupid
so uh yeah fucking hunter biden uh joe biden they're always making the news for the wrong reasons
he has had a lot of face work and he's got those fake teeth those fucking he looks like Hunter Biden, Joe Biden. They're always making the news for the wrong reasons.
He has had a lot of face work, and he's got those fake teeth.
He looks like Martha Ray in a fucking Dentures commercial.
That's way before your time, kids. But she was always eating blueberry pie in the commercial and smiling.
And look how clean my teeth are.
Yeah, after you fucking hosed them off with bleach for 40 minutes.
Just look like you ate a Blue Jay live. Looks like my teeth after
I pop a few Viagra. Honey, you want to fuck? Well, your lips are, what are you, cold? No, I just had
some Blue Chews. Yummy, yummy. Trump. Wow, I'm moving right along here. Sparrowed Airlines is in the news. They're always in the
news. You know why? Because they're a low, a kind of a low, no frills airline. You know what I mean?
You bring your own food. You have to help wash the plane, the outside of it. And, uh, and they get,
you know, they get that clientele that finds that, uh, well, they used to take Greyhound.
So now they pour onto fucking spared airline.
Remember we had a couple of clips of black girls getting in a big brawl at
spared airlines and stuff.
In this clip, and this is related to masks, by the way,
after making fun of Joe Biden's mask, another mask story.
But this clip, I'm with the kids sitting in the seat.
You have to admit, flight attendants over the air get crankier and more
miserable. You know, they're either old women who have been doing it for 50 years and their feet
hurt and they fucking hate you, or it's some fucking bitchy fag. Usually some gay guy who
just, you know, real diva. Anyways, this guy here in spare down the attendant nick why are you going to bring
his gender into it why because they bring it into every story all i hear is lgbq community
lgbq the fuck trans community the fucking i like uh snatch community they they're bringing it to
everything so i'm bringing it to everything this is a guy on a plane and spared airline
and this uh this flight attendant is apparently having his period.
And he doesn't like the guy's mask.
It's obvious why.
There's not too many gay people that like Trump.
But take a look at this.
This will get your blood boiling.
I'm wearing a mask.
No.
Yeah.
What do you have underneath it?
What?
What do you have underneath this?
I'm wearing a mask.
Legal by who? Legal by who? Legal by who? What's you have underneath this? I'm wearing a mask. Legal by who?
Legal by who?
Legal by who?
What's wrong with my mask?
I've literally...
I'm going to the CDC.
Really?
He's a fag.
Fucking quiz!
The CDC.
That's who says it.
By the way, it's my favorite organization.
I can say CDC. Just a who says it. By the way, it's my favorite organization. I can say CDC.
Just a brainwashed idiot.
Doesn't like this guy because he's a patriot,
obviously a Republican.
And that rubber glove has nothing to do
with keeping his hands clean.
He just fucking jerked off the co-pilot.
Go ahead.
Really?
Show me those rolls.
Show me those rolls.
Show me those rolls. I don those rules. Show me those rules.
I don't have to show you the rules. Well, I don't have to wear the mask that you gave me. I'm wearing the mask that I have.
I've been on 20 flights. OK, well, I've literally been on 20 flights with the same exact mask.
I don't. All right. Well, I'm done talking. Well, so am I.
OK, we'll have the authorities waiting for you Ooh Okay, sounds good
Okay, thanks, Bruce
Good for this kid
Unbelievable
Now you gotta
His mouth and nose are covered
What more do you want?
We have some audio of this gay flight attendant
When he was interviewing for the job.
Did I get it?
You're in like Flynn.
Boy, this show is funny today.
You gotta be dicking me.
Put some new ones up here.
Did I not?
Stay with me, folks.
I'm letting the story that I just read go by.
I'm getting real good at this.
I'm getting good.
I'm like Tom Brokaw.
Tomorrow on the show,
Kaylee McEnany
takes Jimmy Acosta down.
You know, Jimmy Acosta is a real pain in the ass.
Another guy who hides his gayness.
And look at him.
I almost admire this guy. I hate him so much. He's such a ham.
I'm going to show you a clip of him and watch how he gets out all the talking points of the left in his question.
This is another thing I want to teach you about journalism.
When they ask a question, they get out all their talking points.
they get out all their talking points and she was my girlfriend uh kaylee mcinerney who was just a just a little dish of peach pudding and uh nick that's sexist i know but she'd love it um she
puts up with this fucking brajol and uh i don't know how she does it but um he just draws so much
attention to himself he's more famous famous than Jesus at this point.
But watch her handle him
just divinely.
Here's Jim Acosta
versus a girl.
Is it Kaylee?
McEnany.
Go ahead, roll the tape.
And for the President of the United States
of 200,000 deaths
to go out to his rallies and say something like it virtually affects nobody and that in some states
it's not affecting young people, that is glossing over the fact and really diminishing the fact that
young people can catch this virus and spread it to older people. Younger people can also
be sickened and killed by this virus. jim do you have the quote there with you i have i have you snoggy little bastard i just read it to you that in several
states uh they have had zero pediatric deaths i've had the entire list here arkansas delaware
district of columbia hawaii idaho kansas and the list goes on and as you may not know, Jim, this the covid has a point zero one percent mortality rate for people under the age of 18.
So it is not a disease that affects young people in the same way as older people, which is the exact point the president was making last night.
You snotty little bastard.
How to take it out of context, Jim.
And she puts it back into context.
It doesn't affect you.
Point oh one.
Okay?
You'd have to get an old Chinese lady
who's had COVID.
She's in stage five,
spit in a baby's mouth,
and the baby would swallow it
and then want his dinner and be fine.
That's a test they did, by the way.
I didn't make that up.
Any reason to show Kaylee McNamee, what are the odds she's not going to have a job
at Fox when she's done with this?
Right off the Fox desk.
Jim Acosta, though, what a little pain in the ass.
I want you guys, I'm giving you an assignment.
I want you to go at least twice a day to the CNN.com website and read the headlines. It's
lie after fucking lie after fucking lie after, and they talk about Trump lie.
And they pretend that they're a neutral,
a legitimate news organization that doesn't take a side.
We've talked about this before.
That's what makes them so evil.
Don Lemon, let's pray AIDS gets him.
He's shooting his mouth off now,
talking about, this next clip is talking about
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Trump filling the seat.
And as you know, these agitators, the anarchists, these Antifa fuckstains throw Molotov cocktails.
They blow shit up.
They burn shit down.
So I want you to take note of Don Lemon.
Lemon.
Don Lemon.
Middle name.
Please give me cock.
Lemon, Dawn.
Please give me cock.
Lemon.
Watch the girl take him to task.
No matter what happens, everybody sticks with their team.
We're going to have to blow up the entire system.
And you know what we're going to have to do?
I don't know.
I suck cock.
You know what you're going to have to do?
You just got to promise it. From what your closing argument is, you're going to have to get rid of the entire system. And you know what we're going to have to do? I don't know. You know, what you have to do from what your closing argument is, you have to get rid of the electoral college because the people I don't see it because the minority in this country decides who the
judges are and they decide who the president is. Is that a constitutional amendment to do? Yeah.
And if Democrats, if Joe Biden wins, Democrats can stack the courts and they can do that amendment
and they can get it passed.
Well, you need two-thirds vote in the Congress
and three-quarters of the state legislature.
They may be able to do that. That's it. I didn't give you any more.
Please give me cock.
I suck cock
and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy.
I mean, Cuomo, who's no genius, has to
explain to shithead how it works.
You gotta get
two-thirds of the Congress to do it.
It doesn't matter.
We got to blow it up because I'm black and I'm gay.
It's two strikes against me.
What a nitwit.
I mean, Cuomo's explaining how it works to him.
That's the first time I've seen Cuomo not bench pressing and doing flies.
We're not bench pressing. They're doing flies. So anyways, our girl Kaylee McEnany responded to that clip like this. Democrats cannot win their argument on the merits. They cannot win on precedent.
So they must search and destroy. Don Lemon said the quiet, the quiet part out loud last night.
He said this. We're going to have to blow up the entire system if the president
does his job as outlined in the Constitution.
Delicious. Thank you. You're very welcome.
I love you for helping me to construct my life, not a tavern, but a temple.
life not a tavern but a temple. I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. You have done it without a word, without a touch, without a sign. You have done it by just being
yourself.
Perhaps after all,
that
is what love means.
And that is
why
I love you.
You know, my wife will say every time I compliment a Fox News?
Are you just fooled by blonde,
fucking bleach blonde hair?
Are you that stupid?
What's up, fucking?
Apparently.
I like blonde so much,
I'm thinking about dying my pubes blonde.
And, you know, I'm going to do what the guy did in Science of the Lambs.
Put my dick between my legs and look in the mirror.
God, fuck me.
God, fuck Kaylee McEnany.
She's good, though.
And you know who else is good?
Who wasn't a looker, obviously.
The fucking one with the lazy eye.
Huckabee's daughter.
Looked like she'd get hit with a fucking line drive.
Remember?
She used to give him shit.
Ah, stick it up your ass.
Anyways.
I love you.
I need to shave.
It highlights my fat face.
Nick, what are you doing right now?
I'm letting the goddamn thing roll.
We don't have the right remote, which we're going to do today,
or I'm not coming in tomorrow, Tom.
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We have a Patreon question.
Patreon question.
Jason, good for you.
RDX, what's he a hip hop artist from New Jersey?
Nick, when will Americans stand their ground against domestic terrorists?
And I'm not talking about counter protesting. That is a great question.
You know why it's a great question, Nick? Because your name's Nick.
No, it's a great question because I ask it every night when I'm watching the news. I talk to myself out loud. I go, why are they
surprised that there's still burning buildings in Portland or whatever rioting every night?
There's no deterrence. That kid, Kyle Rittenhouse, is an American hero. There should be a statue of
him. That's going to be going to trial soon too. And they get all kinds of footage. If he gets
convicted, all gloves are off.
That's a long ways from now.
But it's a great point.
When are you going to stop pushing back?
That shows you how decent people are on the right.
I was thinking this.
I always think this when I'm watching those violent clips of shit burning.
If the right acted as half, as an eighth, as aggressive as the left does,
the civil war would be in mid form right now.
Do you know what I'm saying?
And a lot of people who are smarter than me,
they're in law enforcement.
And when this thing kicks off, like that guy said,
we showed that veteran out in California.
Remember, he was lecturing a bunch of city councilmen.
And he said, look, we're being good citizens right now, but we're organizing.
If it kicks off, Black Lives Matter, you have no idea.
It's going to be like stepping on a hornet's nest in your bare feet.
Hornet's nest.
It's like that.
It's got a thing.
I agree. It's a great question, Nick. I agree, man.
I can't, excuse me, chilly.
I can't watch another clip of people, white people trying to eat outside at a restaurant
and these scumbags get right in your face and you sit there and take it.
Or they come to Mitch McConnell's house and shit.
And they're going to keep doing it until you spray them with some type of repellent.
I call it twat repellent.
Thanks for the questions.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released its guide, guidance? No, guide for celebrating Halloween amid the pandemic.
Do we really care what the CDC has to say?
Who the fuck are you?
Are you writing a book?
Who the fuck are you?
Yeah, exactly.
Anyways, the CDC says many traditional Halloween activities can be high risk because we're gay
and we're afraid of everything. For spreading viruses, including blowing kids that come to
your door or kids blowing you for Snickers. That right there has got COVID written all over it.
I'm going to hand out COVID cookies, see what the kids do. The CDC suggests these low-risk activities
as a safer alternative
to celebrating Halloween.
Oh, God.
Shut your fucking mouth!
No problem, Charlie.
Shut the fuck up, you cunt!
Carving or decorating pumpkins
with members of your household.
You know how many times
that ends in a knife fight?
In these politically charged times,
you carve a jack-o'-lantern.
He goes, that looks like Biden.
No, it doesn't.
I'm just trying.
Or you can do that outside
at a safe distance.
Oh, my God.
If you people
still believe in this,
and that goes for my fans too,
which I know you're not.
I'll never play comedy again live. So you can carve pumpkins outside at a safe distance with
your neighbors or your friends. You know, the guy next door that has a Biden sign, you get a Trump
one. Yeah, let's put knives in your hands and take it outside. For a green card, I'm going to
carve them up real nice. Decorating your house, apartment, or living space.
You can do that instead of going trick-or-treating.
Can you imagine that?
Decorating.
That's faggot stuff.
Oh, God.
You want to call it by its name?
That's strictly for fags.
That makes me laugh every time.
How about this one?
Doing a Halloween scavenger hunt where children are given
a list of Halloween themed things to look for while they walk outdoors from the house to house
admiring Halloween decorations at a distance. That's not a bad idea, but you know how you make
it more Halloweeny? You put IEDs all over your front lawn. You want to see these kids? What are you, Jimmy? A little pirate? You're missing a leg. Oh my God. Oh,
having a virtual Halloween costume contest. Gee, does this have gay written all over it?
Having a Halloween movie night with people you live with. Nurse, I need my temperature taken.
I don't mean orally.
Look at that piece of savazza.
She probably works at Fox too.
How about this one?
Having a scavenger hunt style trick or treat search
with your household members in or around your home
rather than going house to house.
That sounds like fun, huh?
Oh, my God.
This is all part of the plot, folks.
You understand?
This is all part of the propaganda.
The CDC, which has been wrong about so much shit,
also says Halloween costume masks
should not be used in place of cloth masks
to protect yourself against the virus.
And I say to them,
Shut up.
Mind your fucking business and shut up.
We got some pics of, uh, i think i was these are the halloween nobody comes to the door looking like that that's me last year i told you how much fun i had on halloween right i was actually i remember
looking at my wife going we're gonna wait a year to do this again i was drinking vodka in the
kitchen scaring little black kids and their parents. Some of them were scaring me.
They'd walk right up.
They didn't give a fuck.
We had the music from Halloween blaring out of the house, you know, that creepy piano.
And I had on the fucking, I can never remember.
What's the fucking?
Pennywise.
Pennywise.
Why can I not fucking remember that?
That's a little black girl.
She had her face made up better than mine.
That is a great picture.
We can all get along.
See, as long as the black kids put on white face.
Go ahead, Jason.
Roll it.
There I am on two Halloweens ago.
I found out that, you know, we had already gone through 11 bags of candy and we were broke at the time.
But that's what I, for four years in a row, I went as, you know, somebody in illegal.
What else we got?
Anything?
Ah, my favorite.
I went as Don Lemon's life partner, known as the cum guzzler.
I got the hands of Janine Pirro.
Jason says I look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg there. I got the hands of Janine Pirro. Jason says I look like
Ruth Bader Ginsburg there. I think
I'm much prettier. Look at those
eyes glowing in the dark. Go ahead.
Is that it?
Speaking of Ruth,
that would be a great costume.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Very easy to do. You gotta have the posture
of a jumbo shrimp.
You put on a black gown,
get one of those rubbing those in glasses,
slick your hair back.
You know what I'm saying?
And then carry a coat hanger with blood all over it with a piece of baby skin on it.
La, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la.
Anyways, RBG, as we call her, Ruth.
And by the way, I admire everything she accomplished.
Obviously, disagree with everything she ever ruled on.
But you know what?
One smart lady and a pioneer.
And I can see why the broads look up to this filthy whore.
What was Ginsburg's stance on election year SCOTUS nominations?
Do you know what her stance was the late justice
ruth bader ginsburg argued in 2016 that the united states senate should respect that a president's
constitutional power is for four years and not three years when considering a supreme court
appointment you get what you mean
even though the dem said her last words were I don't want to be appointed by this president.
I'm paraphrasing. And I think her last words were, you know what? Scalia was right about
everything. Goodbye, everybody. Or, oh, my liver's killing me. She was asked the question
while giving an address to Georgetown University Law Center
if there were any constitutional arguments that would prevent a president from filling
a seat on the nation's highest court during election year.
The question in particular was posed in the context of President Barack Obama nominating
Circuit Court Judge Merrick Garland to replace Anton Scalia, a long-serving conservative jurist.
And here's the tape of, this is one of her last concerts.
This is her live.
The president is elected for four years, not three years.
So the power that he has in year three continues into year four.
And he hasn't used it three.
I think he used it in year four.
And maybe some members of the Senate will wake up and appreciate that that's how it should be.
In other words, I was playing a sound over the thing and some people, and that's tough.
What she's saying is, if she was still alive, she'd say Trump has the right.
Do you understand? It's not like he's a three-year president. He's a four. And'd say Trump has the right. You understand?
It's not like he's a three-year president.
He's a four.
And he's just following the Constitution, which as left as she was, she tried to follow it.
You understand?
So when Trump sees that, he's going to go, that's a beautiful suit.
It's the same color as my skin.
What?
Was it Halloween? Jesus, she's dressed like a bad guy
in a batman movie we're here to audit you no
anyways let's see you argue with that democrats that's your liberal icon
and uh again i already said this they're all hypocrites
when it came to that I showed you Lindsey Graham
being a fucking hypocrite I showed you
Mitch McConnell going you know
they should wait and let the people decide
if my chin is still on
oh this clip made me harder than a fucking
whale's tooth ladies and gentlemen
deranged anti trumper gets in a fender bender shouting at a roadside Trump rally.
She lost her shit so much.
These people are psyched goddamn cotic.
They're fucking crazy.
This had to be so funny to the people she was giving the finger to.
Watch this and try not to wax it.
All right.
She actually hit the car.
You can't tell there.
They show you a separation.
She actually hit the car.
That crazy bitch.
Who leans out the goddamn car while you're driving it i'll tell you who abroad crashing into and the cops are right there to see it oh my god justice look at her now where's her
feet her feet are on the passenger side at this point.
There's nobody in the car with her.
How embarrassing was that?
Did I ever tell you one of my most embarrassing moments, Jason?
We were in high school.
Me and my buddy go to Dunkin' Donuts.
We're on the way to Worcester to watch some bodybuilding.
This is before it was gay.
People actually appreciated it.
We went to Dunkin' Donuts.
He had a little, a Karmann Ghia, is that what it's called?
It was a little, one of those little foreign sports cars.
Anyways, here's a car parked this way.
We pull in like this, right?
He gets out.
Oh, we pulled in behind a guy like this.
So in other words, here's us, here's another car, and there's a car facing this way.
It's like a big T, right?
I'm the third one.
He says, if this guy wants to come out, move my car.
So this guy does come out naturally because it's me and that's how life
works. So I back out, right? I go to pull back in. I'm used to, I learned on a stick, right?
I go to step on the brake. The pedals are this big and they're right next to each other. I go
to step on the brake. I miss it. T-bone this thing. Meanwhile, I got my foot on the gas and the
engine's winding. Everybody in a full Dunkin' Donuts looks out the window at me. I don't know
where the guy was, whose car it was. Maybe he was in the back working, hopefully. My buddy comes out.
I jump over. I go, let's get out of here. He goes, why? I go, look in front of you. I crease the car.
He goes, what the fuck?
We back.
We all the way to Worcester we thought the cops were going to pull up and shit.
I t-boned the fucker.
Didn't do much damage
to his car, a little bit, but what an idiot.
I go to step. I had work boots on.
And I missed completely.
That's what a girl would do.
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm kidding.
Ladies, you know I'm kidding, right?
Going to a bodybuilding competition.
Yeah, we're looking to pick up some guys.
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Not for me, for Jason. this kid is one horny motherfucker ah finally tonight i'm gonna rip through this i'm gonna read the whole article
because it upset me so much um and this it deserves to be heard okay do you remember
well i'll just read the article explains what happened we showed the clip of this guy trying And this, it deserves to be heard. Okay. Do you remember?
Well, I'll just read the article.
Explains what happened.
We showed the clip of this guy trying to defend himself in, was it Kenosha?
I don't know.
Anyways, decorated veteran in Omaha.
That's right.
Omaha, Nebraska.
Bar owner Jake Gardner, who had been targeted by the left for years over Trump support.
He committed suicide last week.
Okay?
What happened was his store was attacked,
and he tried to protect it.
First of all, let's show,
I want to show you what a decent guy he was.
This is him a year or two ago at the Women's March, and he's dressed in Trump gear.
Listen to how level-headed and what a decent guy,
and this guy's a vet of Iraq, but listen to him.
So can you just tell us your name and where you're from, sir?
My name is Jake Gardner.
I'm from Omaha, Nebraska.
And then, Jake, what brings you to D.C.?
I'm here for the inauguration.
Okay, I understand you were a volunteer for the Trump campaign.
I was a volunteer for the Trump campaign in Nebraska, California, and Michigan.
Okay.
And what do you think about what's going on here today with the Women's March?
You know, these people just want to be heard.
And it's a very appropriate venue, a very appropriate weekend with all eyes on them.
So, I mean, it is what it is.
It's kind of crazy being in the belly of the beast here with my Trump gear and my Make
America Great vest on my dog, you know, and all the dirty looks. Everybody my make america great best on my dog you know and
all the dirty looks everybody loves the dog until they read the vest you know
but you know everybody just wants to be heard and so that's what they're doing they're not
being violent there's not there's not even that issue with this group do you think they're
justified in some of their criticisms of the new president? I do. I mean, everyone's justified in their criticisms.
You can't tell anybody what they're entitled to feel on any level, you know.
And if somebody feels that this is something that's going to get in their way, I can see the women's rights argument against the conservative right with Mike Pence being the vice presidential choice.
You know, Donald Trump is a very left-leaning, social kind of guy.
You know, he may be a conservative with government,
be shrinking the government and have a lot of plans on that front,
on the conservative side.
But socially, he's libertarian, as libertine, leading as it goes, I think.
And so I think a lot of their criticisms are, they're going to be proven wrong,
but they certainly have the right to speak their mind.
All right, good.
Wow, sounds like an unreasonable, violent guy, doesn't he?
Me being sarcastic.
Well thought out, fair.
On May 30th, the 38-year-old veteran
confronted a group of rioters
outside one of the barzions in Omaha
and was knocked to the ground.
From there, he fired two warning shots
and tried to get to his feet, prosecutors said.
As he did, Gardner got into a fight with one man,
James Scurlock, 22.
The two scuffled before Gardner fired
a shot that killed him.
The rioter who was shot had repeatedly broken windows at the bar and other businesses in the area.
The incident prompted a wave of further protests, particularly after Donald Klein, the Douglas County attorney, determined that Gardner had acted in self-defense and declined to bring charges.
terminated that Gardner had acted in self-defense and declined to bring charges.
So you see what happened and why I'm telling you to watch out for today with, you know,
be on a table.
Do you see?
Okay.
A week later, Klein said in a statement that after hearing from local residents and elected officials, he would welcome an outside view in this rare instance.
What a spineless fucking.
outside view in this rare instance.
What a spineless fucking...
You can act like a man.
What's the matter with you?
He added, I made a decision.
I would not change that decision based on everything I know today.
Yeah, you say that now if this guy committed suicide.
Douglas County District Court Judge Shelley Stratman
then appointed a special counsel,
Frederick Franklin, an
assistant U.S. attorney in the U.S.
Attorney's Office in Omaha to handle
the case.
Though they said they expected
the same outcome. Instead,
Franklin,
this is the chicken shit,
bowed to pressure, dug up
evidence and came up with charges.
Again, it was a clear case of self-defense.
But this pussy, this fucking yellow belly, came up with charges.
The manslaughter charge, he said, is related to Scurlock's death.
The attempted assault charge resulted from the second warning shot Gardner fired.
Huh? The charge of making
terrorist threats is linked to a
verbal confrontation that Gardner
had with Scurlock. Are you fucking
kidding me?
Who the fuck said that?
Frederick Franklin. Who's the slimy little communist shit
twinkle-toed cocksucker down here
who just signed his own death warrant?
So warning shots are against the law,
and having a verbal confrontation when you're fighting for your life,
that can be held against you.
It's over, folks.
On Friday, a judge signed off on an arrest warrant for Jake Gardner,
a veteran, a military veteran,
who you just saw how obviously how level-headed he was.
Makes me sick.
I gave you more to that, didn't I, Jace?
Yeah, we have tweets from Senator Megan Hunt.
Yes, it's not on the thing.
The indictment of Jake Gardner, this is the senators from Nebraska,
Megan Cunt,
the indictment of Jake Gardner
would never have happened
without the community,
the people who stood up for justice,
and she's dancing on his grave
and demanded action from city officials.
Jake Gardner is gone,
but the white supremacist attitudes
that emboldened him
are still with us today.
So according to this dumb
whore make me a sandwich make me a fucking sandwich according to her defending yourself
in your property is white supremacy reacting to some violent thugs is considered white supremacy
you ignorant by the way she lists herself as bisexual
and not that I have a problem with that,
but her politics makes me have a problem with it.
That made no sense, but fuck her.
Okay, that's what she said about a vet.
Oh, this fucking pissed me off.
Was there another tweet?
There will not be justice for James Scurlock. That's
her big, this is what she considers injustice. The guy that got shot, there won't be justice,
but we can lay the groundwork for a more just future by fighting white supremacy and racism
in our own communities. Healing ourselves of white supremacy is so difficult and takes so long
because it requires us to confront ourselves. Don't lump me in with you, you dumb bitch.
And don't lump a bunch of other people in.
We're not racist.
Maybe you are.
You're a bigot.
You hate white males.
I'm guessing it stems back to your sexual confusion.
Fucking idiot.
God, she makes me sick.
You listening?
Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks you got that you got that white supremacy if you defend yourself
against anybody from bl out antifa whoever anarchist it's just again a symptom of white
supremacy she's happy that guy's gone. And she thought the big story here
is that, what's
his name?
He doesn't get to fucking go to
jail the rest of his life. I mean, what?
Are you fucking?
This is a senator, not a
city congressman from San
Francisco. I mean, a city council member.
I am fed up.
Anyways, I thought I'd leave on a fucking light note for you.
Thank you guys so much again for all the contributions.
Let's keep it going.
That is it for today.
Wednesday.
Don't forget to watch hockey tonight.
Playoff hockey.
And don't forget this weekend.
Adesanya versus Acosta, right?
Is it Acosta?
Jim Acosta?
No, I'm Paul Acosta. versus Acosta, right? Is it Acosta? Jim Acosta? No, I'm Paul Acosta.
Paul Acosta.
No?
It's Paolo Acosta.
Acosta.
Yeah, I was way off.
I put Acosta.
Paolo Acosta, who's built like a Greek god, and he's just as mean.
And what's the other guy, Jason?
Israel Adesanya.
Adesanya, who's a killer.
This is going to be a good one.
Why am I plugging that?
I get nothing for this.
Anyways, you guys think it.
I will say it as usual.
You're very welcome.
We'll see you back here tomorrow.
Have a good day, everybody. guitar solo guitar solo I'm I'm I'm