The Nick DiPaolo Show - Left-leaning Media Lunacy Looms Large Again #121
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I can't think of any better name for him.
Jussie.
Should be pussy.
It's going to be pussy smell it.
Pussy smell it is what it should be.
Boy, I'm a fucking genius.
Honest to God.
Wake up, white people.
Jussie Smollett allegedly promised
to pay his two pals
$4,000 to stage his racist
and homophobic assault,
which the trio even rehearsed beforehand.
That's how you know he's such a bad,
a shitty writer and actor,
that they failed.
If you're any good at your job,
nobody would have found out.
The embattled Empire star
paid $3,500 to bodybuilding brothers
Ambium Bola and Ola Benaha,
probably seen in the Hillary video
I played at the front,
Osandaro, Osandaro, before they left for Nigeria the day of the January 29th attack
and promised another $500 upon their return to the United States.
I have had it with this story.
Fucking quiz!
Late Saturday, Chicago police spokesman Anthony Gleglemi said cops reached out to Smollett's lawyers to arrange a follow-up interview.
We can confirm that the information received from the individuals questioned by police earlier in the Empire case has in fact shifted the trajectory of the investigation, said Guglemi, who did not elaborate further.
Of course he didn't.
said Guglemi, who did not elaborate further.
Of course he didn't.
The brothers told cops the alleged attack in Chicago was supposed to happen before January 29th
and that they practiced it in the days before it happened.
Smollett, 36, also allegedly paid for the rope,
which was purchased from the Crafty Beaver Hardware Store
in the Ravenswood neighborhood on the weekend of January 25th.
There's something wrong with the black man's mind!
There's something wrong with his mind!
Sources said one of the brothers held the rope
and poured bleach on Smollett during the 2 a.m. attack
while the other donned a red hat
and shouted racist, homophobic slurs
at him. The red hat was bought at Uptown
Beauty Supply Store. Some real
complicated black crime here.
It was figured out by two
eagle scouts. Smollett has claimed
his two attackers called him faggot nigger
and yelled, this is MAGA country
before throwing a noose around his neck
and dousing him in an unknown chemical substance.
Probably jizz.
The Asendero brothers
were arrested Wednesday,
the same day they returned from Nigeria
and identified as suspects,
but then released Friday without charges.
I don't know why that is.
Cops have said the pair of budding model actors
slash fruit cups
have a relationship with Smollett,
I'm sure from behind,
and worked on his hit TV show on Fox.
Smollett's attorney is Todd Pugh.
Perfect.
And Victor Henderson released a statement late Saturday
saying the actor is angered and devastated
by claims he staged the attack.
Well, that's because he's a lying motherless fuck.
He has now been further victimized
by claims attributed to these alleged perpetrators
that Jussie played a role in his own attack.
Just spoken like a true attorney.
You're lying.
And you're a piece of shit.
Nothing is further from the truth
than anyone claiming otherwise is lying, this statement said.
This is his attorney.
One of these purported suspects was Jussie's personal trainer who he hired to ready him physically for a music video.
When did all bodybuilders become gay or slash gay?
It is impossible to believe that this person could have played a role in the crime against Jussie or would falsely claim Jussie's complicity. Is it really? It's impossible? Why is that? You're the fucking problem, you
fucking doctor. You dumb weasel lawyer. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm gonna put you
in the fucking ground, I promise you. Not this time. And then that evil, blonde-haired, blue-eyed
Trump, that devil, took to Twitter saying, it appears that Jussie Smollett tried to manufacture
hate crime to make Trump supporters look bad, and most of the media not only uncritically accepted
his lies as facts for weeks, but attacked those who questioned the validity of his false story.
Trump Jr. wrote, it wasn't the president, I'm sorry, Donald Trump Jr., who has a beard now.
Looks pretty good, actually. Here's a montage of the media right after this so-called
attack. Watch the watch the left wing America hating. Oh, we're so racist country. Watch them
overreact just like they did with the Covington High School kids. Watch these jerk off. Beaten
with a noose around his neck and hospitalized. Empire star Jussie Smollett
was the victim of a vicious racist and homophobic attack. His attackers hurled
racial and homophobic slurs. Two people yelled racist and homophobic slurs.
Racial and homophobic slurs. Oh God. Homophobia, we're talking about racism, we're talking about hate with steroids.
Hey, blow me me looking for two suspects
who were apparently wearing make america great again hats the offenders uttered this is mega
hate crime went down early this morning in chicago officials are investigating the alleged assault as
a hate crime and now police say they're investigating this as a possible hate crime
anyone attacked in a hate crime like this is an outrage. This is this is stomach turning,
mind boggling information. It's out of control. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi racist homophobic
attack on Jussie Smollett is an affront to our humanity. And Senator Cory Booker said the vicious
attack on actor Jussie was an attempt at-day lynching. Kamala Harris calling the attack an attempted modern-day lynching.
I'm so shaken by the story.
This is horrible to report.
This is a horrible story.
I like this is a horrible story.
Yeah, I mean the circumstances is horrific.
Horrendous and unacceptable.
Absolutely despicable.
Yeah, a lot of people can't believe this is actually happening in 2019.
Because it didn't!
And it doesn't, you fucking moron!
Reporting that we're even saying words like this in 2019. Because it didn't! And it doesn't, you fucking moron!
Emphasize 2019.
Oh, is it, you whore?
Is this America in 2019 or 1819?
This is America in 2019.
No, it's not. Matter of fact, there's so little
of this shit, they have to set up
staged attacks.
You fucking lying
fucks. You've been doing this since 1980, since I was in high school. And you keep overreacting.
And the thing is, those jerk offs we just showed, none of them has apologized, retracted this story.
You know why? Because they're not accountable to anybody. On to the next story. Let's go on to the
Trump emergency, you know, at the border.
Him passing that.
Nobody's accountable.
They should all come on the next day.
When you get Al Sharpton.
Al Sharpton's the only one with any credibility.
Because he set up the biggest race hoax with Tawana Brawley years ago.
This is Taylor Burton.
It's not 2019.
This is terrible. It's not 2019. This is...
But the fucking white Hollywood jerk-offs.
Oh, this is a horrible story.
Why didn't you all line up now, this week, and come on and go,
we apologize.
Once again, we jumped the gun.
Premature ejaculation when we think it's a white crime.
Fucking disgust me.
Or could I grab this microphone
and I beat your brains out with it
because that's what you deserve.
That's what you deserve.
Now let's go on to the jerk-off Hollywood celebrities.
I don't know why we care what they have to say ever.
15 celebrities who blame Trump deplorables
for a hoax attack on Jussie Goo Gobbler Smollett.
Uh-oh, retard alert.
Retard alert.
Left-wing Hollywood wasted no time in politicizing and blaming
President Donald Trump and his supporters for an alleged hate crime attack
on Empire actor Jussie Smollett.
An encounter that police now reportedly believe to have been staged.
Of course they didn't.
Empire co-creator Lee Daniels had to weigh in.
Black, by the way.
We have to love each other regardless of what sexual orientation we are
because it shows we are united on a united front
and no racist fuck, he says, can come in and do the things that they did to you.
Hold your head up, Jesse.
Unless you're blowing somebody right now.
Jesse, I'm with you.
I'll be there in a minute.
It's just another fucking day in America, he says.
By the way, a TV executive producer who makes millions.
Just another day in America where an idiot like me makes millions and is over fucking paid.
Oh, God help me.
There's something wrong with the black man's mind.
There's something wrong with his mind.
And then the half-breed, no, not Elizabeth Warren, Singer Cher, roared.
Villainy, racism, homophobia, these are all capitalists, promoted by most infamous clown in the world
is the poison that kills America.
She's talking about, obviously, the president.
America is people of color, she added.
GOP goes down with the ship, is what she said.
Get out of my room, you sick cunt.
Standing with, and this is a standing with and sending love to at Jussie Smollett today.
This is a racist hate crime and is disgusting and shameful to our country, says pop star
Katy Perry.
You smug cocksucker.
Fuck you.
You know, it's disgusting in Chamble Lock Country?
That you fucking have a career in singing,
you big-titted, empty-headed bitch.
I'm just kidding.
I think you're terrific.
I have all your albums.
I do.
You would.
You're probably part of this hoax.
Olivia Munn weighed in.
Jussie Smollett was violently attacked by two white men who poured
bleach on him and put a noose around his neck. He was targeted for being black and for being gay.
This is why we have to have zero tolerance against homophobia and racism. Jussie's life matters.
Oh, God, could you come up with any fucking more? It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves
because you're all crazy.
Oh, Billy Eichner, who I hate, by the way,
when I went and I did the Nick and Artie show,
we did the Super Bowl, he stuck a mic in my face
and said, do you like Big Black, he's gay,
and he's fucking retarded.
Another guy, I don't know how he has a career.
Oh, that's right, that's half of Hollywood's gay, that's why.
Heartbroken and furious, reading about the attack on
Jesse Smollett. I want Trump and all mega lunatics to burn
in hell. Do you?
Fucking quiz! Billy Eichner.
I hope you get a bad load on Sunset Boulevard
and it eats what's left of your insides out.
Rosie O'Donnell weighs in
as she was hitting a tackling dummy.
Jussie Smollett was attacked in Chicago
by two masked men who put his neck in the noose,
put bleach on him and yelled,
this is MAGA country.
That's all she had to say.
You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt
A big fat sneaky cunt
Said ain't true but he'll tell you
You're a motherfucking cunt
You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt
Motherfucking cunt
Everybody knows from the head to the toes
You're a big fat sneaky cunt
Oh, Rob Ryan, a meathead
Weighs in
The horrific attack on Jussie Smollett
Has no place in a decent, human, loving society.
Listen to these sanctimonious jerk-offs.
Homophobia existed before
Trump, but there's no question that since
he has injected his hatred
into the American bloodstream, fuck
you. We are less decent, less
human, and less loving. No
intolerance. No
DT, whatever the fuck. That's from
Rob Reiner, who's a real, real fucking genius, isn't he?
Where's that one?
I forgot to put it in there.
It would have been so funny.
But I'm better off not saying.
Can you imagine though?
Oh, yeah.
It was a homophobia existable, but we've become less decent, human, and less loving.
Yes.
Homophobia exists, but we've become less decent, human, and less loving.
Yes, by your side overreacting to Trump with your fucking racial vitriol,
your hatred of white people, white men who succeed.
Yes, you've kicked it up a notch. That clip I showed at the cold opening while Hillary was speaking over how racist this country is.
How about that?
When you think, was that footage you shot?
Trump wasn't even in office yet.
So everything was smooth sailing until he got here. You're a fucking meathead dead from the neck up as they say
who else is next oh uh barry jenkins whoever the fuck that is thinking of jesse sad and
heartbroken angry all of it wouldn't matter that he's the kindest soul. No, actually, it's turned out he's a fucking rotten soul.
But he is the kindest soul.
And this is fucked.
This is what all the hateful mongering has wrought.
Are you proud?
Yes, I am.
Very proud that we've exposed you scumbags on the left for what you stand for.
You know that?
For the love of God.
How?
How can people still be supporting the president?
I beg of God. How? How can people still be supporting the president? I beg of you,
please,
can we put aside politics
and fight together to overcome
distinguishedly vile hate?
That's Beth Behrs.
This is what I have for you, Beth,
since I don't know who you are.
Christy,
get down on your knees
so Sabrina can see your asshole.
One final one. I'm horrified by this vicious attack on Smollett
not surprised that the cowards in mass
yell this is MAGA country
our country deserves better than the kind of morally
bankrupt people who have taken our democracy hostage
and condone hate crimes
sending love to Jussie
oh Molly Ringwald haven't heard from you since
sweet 16 and all the other
fucking garbage.
You need to shut the fuck up.
Okay, Molly.
All you jerk-offs, have you apologized?
I want you to go after Jussie Smollett now
for the lying motherless fuck that he is
and shit all over him.
It's you on the left that are fucking evil,
especially when it comes to race.
You've been cherry picking stories
for the last 40 years.
Every time something racist happens,
CNN, MSNBC, all the usual suspects
air it if it's a white suspect.
They've been doing it for 40 years
and they've convinced these idiots on the left
that that's how America is.
When the truth of it is, there's so little of this shit, they have to fucking create hoaxes like that. I can list 10 of them. The fucking woman at Columbia University,
the professor hung a noose around her door knob. There's another black woman who keyed her own car
to college and tried to say it was white guys. There was a woman with a Muslim headdress, a young
girl here in New York on the subway, said she was attacked by Trump supporters. Turned out to be a hoax. Is this
jerk off Jussie Smollett? Is he going to do any time? Of course not. He's black and gay in 2019.
That's what it means, 2019, when they go, this is life in America in 20... Yes, he won't do a
fucking... He won't do a week in jail. He'll go to anger management class because he's mentally ill.
And he'll probably get another series because he's more famous now than ever.
That's America in 2019.
Not the fucking raceful, hateful place that you make it out to be.
And I'm watching MSNBC for three seconds.
They show this story and they updated how this could be a hoax and shit.
And the white woman, blonde hair, blue eye reporter goes,
at the end of it, she goes,
and I'm paraphrasing, but it was like, regardless,
she said, no matter how you look at it, it's still a tragedy.
How are you looking at it?
All through the fucking lens of MSNBC.
No, it was a crime committed by him and his fucking goons.
No matter how you look at it, it was still a tragedy. How so? And then I'm watching even Fox News. They're slow walking
this thing. When you when you go back to the day it broke, I said this is a fucking hoax,
as usual, ahead of the curve. What what fucking what what guys who are Trump fans wearing MAGA
hats would even know what a
guy from empire looks like like they watch that fucking show nump that was just the beginning
and what black guy goes to subway for a sandwich
anyways but they go like this almost every network ended with this we still don't know
what jesse's motivation was you don't Let me explain it to you. To paint
America and Trump supporters as racist
and homophobic.
That was his motivation.
And his buddy's motivation. They're sitting there
we still don't know what his motivation was.
I just told you what it was.
And if you guys were reporting crimes
like the shit I showed you at the cold opening
do you see the old white man getting
knocked unconscious by black kids half his age?
That shit goes on almost every day.
But you don't report it because it's not news
that happens so much.
But if you did, all this would be in perspective.
It would all be in perspective.
And we wouldn't, half the country wouldn't be convinced
that this notion that this shit all started under Trump.
How fucking dare you?
Take a look at Ferguson in Baltimore
under fucking Obama and those hoaxes.
Hands up, don't shoot.
Biggest hoax ever.
Unless you're counting the Russia-Mueller collusion.
You guys fucking, that's all you do is create hoaxes.
You're fucking magicians and you suck at it.
We got to the bottom of the Mueller thing.
We got to the bottom of this Mueller thing. We got to the bottom of this.
Black crime's not that complicated.
I do a joke about it in the special I'm going to shoot on Saturday night.
It's so easy to figure out that they have a new show now called The First 48 Seconds.
Fucking disgusting.
And celebrities, just go back to doing what you do,
putting out shit that nobody watches,
whether it's fucking the Oscars or the Tonys.
Every year you read about those shows
and the ratings are at wrecking fucking...
Keep doing that.
Keep reading other people's words
and letting writers put ideas in your mind
so you can regurgitate them
because you have no minds of your fucking own.
It's disgusting.
This guy should do a couple years
in fucking jail.
And your man of fortune
should be let out.
How about that?
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Oh.
Kevin in Chicago.
Kevin, keep it to the topic, please.
What's going on?
What's up, Nick?
So what do all these cases have in common? You got the Republican Catholic hoax.
You got the hijab hoax.
You got the Brett Kavanaugh hoax.
You got the Jussie Smollett hoax. You got that Jasmine Barnes hoax. You got the Brett Kavanaugh hoax. You got the Jussie Smollett hoax.
You got that Jasmine Barnes hoax.
Yes.
What do they all have in common?
They're all anti-white, number one.
They're all anti-white male.
They're all against white men.
Right.
White guys.
That's a common theme here.
And media just seems to run with it it push it, push it, push it
what if the media
get out of pushing this
why does every single time that something like this happens
the media just constantly pushes it
constantly, they paint it in the light
to um
they know how to carefully um
narrate a story
they know how to paint it in a certain light
and other stories it's like specific stories they do that narrate a story. They know how to paint it in a certain light.
And other stories,
it's like specific stories, they do that.
They're freaking masters at stuff like that.
That was my first point.
You can get to that, but my second point was I want to get to this
Elon Omar story.
No, no, no, no.
We're not talking about that.
We're not talking about that, Kev.
Let me thank you. I'll address what you just said. Thanks.
He was going to go on his fucking...
He was going to go on his... Maybe not.
Maybe he was going to defend the Jews on this one, but I doubt it.
But no, he's right.
They've been cherry-p picking stories as far as race goes, because it fits their
narrative that this is a white patriarchy and women and gays and people of color have no chance.
And it fits that. It fits that. And if they want to get future voters,
that's how they do it. And it's been going on forever, though.
And this isn't an isolated incident.
So there's been a lot of hoaxes.
And if it was, you know,
if it was as common as they say it is,
I mean, you'd be seeing this shit all the time.
That should raise an eyebrow when it happens.
I mean, today you got Al Sharpton coming out
and actually saying this guy should go to jail or whatever.
I'm paraphrasing.
But when you get Al Sharpton against you and then some some Islamic guy came out also saying that this this is a hoax.
When you got one of the heads of Islam, I forget what group it was, Al Sharpton coming down on you.
That's pretty goddamn bad.
But but but it's what it's But it's what Hollywood wants to believe.
And it's years of movies, painting, white guys.
And fucking, there's so many idiots in this country that believe it.
Because the TV is their Bible.
Anyways.
Let's go to Joe in Long Island.
Long Island wants to talk about Smollett Joe your take on this on this
hoax how you doing your filthy bastard yeah you know I got a couple of points something that
maybe some people have forgotten a few weeks ago this guy's manager tried to corroborate tell
everybody that he heard them heard these two Nigerians say hey hey, this is MAGA country. Now, when's this guy getting up on charges?
Yeah, no, exactly.
I mean, it has to be a full investigation.
I'm telling you, Joe, none of them will do any time or anything.
They might get a fine, maybe even that, because it's America in 2019.
And, you know, if you're a part of a special interest group, as we call them,
you know, you'll get a slap on the wrist or whatever.
You watch.
You'll see this guy again, Jussie Smollett, because he is gay and black.
It's probably the only reason anybody knows who he is.
And that's how he got his job on Empire.
That's how gay Hollywood is.
What the hell happened to wasting police resources, lying to the cops?
You're lying to the fucking
cops whatever happened to that being a bad thing well you know you know what i mean yeah well this
is how they balance it well white people been doing bad things for years so it's our turn to
get away with a slap on the wrist that's the fucking mentality and they're right i always
bring up tracy morgan i hate to because i like him he's funny i think he's nuts and funny but i
always bring up this example when his wife
had a baby and he said, well, she was
pregnant. He said, if the baby's gay, I'll
kill it.
Yeah, a couple months later
he had another show, a new show.
Now picture a white celebrity saying that.
So I always bring up that example.
It's just the opposite of what the
left says. The world is just
the opposite. They are fucking retarded and I'm so tired of talking about it.
Thanks, Joe.
Let's go to Jaden, Austin, Texas, one of my favorite states.
Jaden, what's up?
Hey, what's going on, Nick?
Thanks for taking my call.
You got it, buddy.
I know people ask you this all the time.
I was just curious if there's any inkling of whenever you'll ever make it down here.
I need to see you, man.
I don't get out to the East Coast very much.
I used to do Austin, Jaden.
I can't even remember the clubs. What the hell was the club in Austin? get out to the East Coast very much. I used to do... I had the chance to see you live. I used to do Austin, Jayden.
I used to... I can't even remember the clubs.
What the hell was the club in Austin?
Cap City.
Yeah, exactly.
Cap City or the...
Yeah, Velveeta Room.
Yeah, I did both those.
Yeah, well...
So, let me answer the question.
Trust me.
I mean, Austin is probably
as liberal as it gets,
but I'm sure
there has to be pockets of people that think like me and, you know. As long as it's Texas, even in Austin, I've got to believe. I'm making a new schedule for next year, believe me. Places like Charlotte, North Carolina, places in South Carolina, Dallas I'm going back to. I went there a few months ago. They were eating it up with a spoon.
I went there a few months ago.
They were eating it up with a spoon.
And I'll make it to Austin.
If we can find, like, it doesn't have to be a comedy club.
We want a theater.
You know, we'll do our own thing.
But absolutely.
I love Texas.
If there's anything I can do to help promote it, I mean, definitely let me know, you know.
This is what you're going to have to do. I'm going to send you a picture of myself.
I want you to put it on 10,000 windshields in the Austin area.
Yeah, that might work.
They'll be like, hey, who's this guy, handsome devil?
No, but I know that Adam Carolla is doing something.
Just on a side note, if this helps at all,
he's premiering his special in theaters,
and it's called Tug.com.
I don't know if you it's kind of like, it's called Tug.com, and I don't know
if you've ever heard of it, but it's basically, you just kind of get, it's a way to rally
together all the fans, you know, so like basically you could plug that, you know, that Tug.com
website on your podcast, and then everybody in Austin will be able to kind of join together,
you know, like kind of get in contact with each other, and basically the venue says,
if you sell this many tickets, then we'll do it.
So I don't know if there's something similar.
It sounds a little complicated.
I got a guy, I got a guy lining up venues, but thank you, Jayden.
I appreciate the call and you getting a plug in for Adam Carell who doesn't need it.
But yeah, no, I'm doing something that, you know, something like that only with my agent,
we have our ways.
something that, you know, something like that, only with my agent, we have our ways, we have people in India making two dollars a day looking up venues, and, um,
the other big news was, uh, over the weekend, I think right after I left you, that, you know, Trump passed the National Emergencies Act
and agreed to that shit deal.
Well, he didn't like the deal, I should say.
And so, you know, he's declaring a national emergency at the border
and people are all on a tis because they're saying it's unconstitutional.
And I'm watching a lot of the experts.
And first of all, you people don't know what the National Emergencies Act is.
I'll just give you a quick history.
Enacted in 1976, the United States federal law passed to end all previous national emergencies
and to formalize the emergency powers of the president.
The act empowers the president to activate special powers during a crisis,
but imposes certain procedural formalities when invoking such powers.
The perceived need for the law arose from the scope and numbers of laws granting special powers to the executive in times of national emergency.
Congress can undo an emergency declaration with either a joint resolution, and they're probably going to try that against Trump, and he's going to veto it,
and the president's signature, or with a veto-proof two-thirds majority vote, which ain't going to happen,
powers available under this act are limited to the 136 emergency powers Congress has defined by law.
The legislation was signed by Gerald Ford after he did a backflip off a table and banged his head on September 14, 1976.
As of February 2019, 59 national emergencies have been declared, more than 30 of which remain in effect.
I'm listening to the experts on this on TV,
and a lot of them said he didn't have to make a big deal about this.
He didn't have to declare a national emergency.
There's like four or five provisions in the bill
where he could have got the money.
where he could have got the money.
There's only one part of the declaration about actually building the wall.
He would have had trouble getting the money,
but he has the right to grab money
from other agencies and funds.
And if he did that without doing this,
he would have come up with $4.5 billion,
which is like they said, a stone's throw from the six he was asking for. If he did that without doing this, he would have come up with $4.5 billion,
which is like they said, a stone's throw from the six he was asking for or whatever. So some people are saying this was unnecessary and no other.
The libs keep bringing up the MSNBCs at work, whatever.
And I'm not saying they're wrong here, but they're saying no other president has circumvented Congress.
In other words the congress refused
to appropriate money so the president didn't end round around them um so we shall see trump when
he announced it said it was very funny he did it like a singing tone he's like uh what's gonna
happen i'll probably be sued we'll go to the ninth'll probably be sued. We'll go to the Ninth Circuit. We'll lose there.
We'll go to a appellate court.
We'll lose there.
And then we'll go on to another thing, probably lose there.
And they'll go to Supreme Court.
We'll win.
Like when he had the ban on people coming into the country.
But he's probably right.
Again, I have to wave to my boy, Alan Dershowitz.
These people are Mark Levins of the world that know the Constitution.
But I know his main job as president is to defend this
country. Of course, the left is saying,
what crisis? You're making it up.
You're making it up, and they're saying,
they keep bringing this up, which made me laugh
the first time I heard it. They're going, most of
the drugs that are coming through are
coming through the legal ports of entry.
Okay,
but you don't keep statistics
where there's no borders or no fences.
So you don't know what you don't know,
as somebody said on TV.
You don't know what's coming in.
I mean, oh my God.
Somebody used a great analogy.
It's like saying the TSA stops
the most terrorists coming through.
Yeah, they're the only ones attempting to stop them.
You don't know what's coming through the place where there's no border or no fence.
But it sounds like I agree with some of these people that were saying he didn't have to make this much drama about it.
So I don't know.
He admitted he's new at the job or whatever.
So we shall see how it plays out
but I do know the Constitution
his first job is to protect Americans
if he thinks this is a crisis from foreign entities
he can basically do what he wants
that's in the Constitution
it was so funny he did it in the Rose Garden
and Jim Acosta got up and started with his horse shit
and then another guy, there's another jerk Rose Garden and Jim Acosta got up and started with his horse shit and then another guy, there's another jerk
off acting like Jim Acosta
and Trump's like, no, sit down
sit down
and he should
these fucking people
oh my god
anyways
FDR
fucking
passed one
the act FDR, if I can pass one.
The act authorized the president to activate emergency provisions of law
via an emergency declaration
on the conditions that the president
specifies the provisions so activated
notifies Congress.
Well, he notified.
Now he's going to go around them.
Then it says,
after months of debate over the southern border wall
in the 2018-2019 United States federal government shutdown,
in response to the refusal of Congress to appropriate the $5.7 billion that Trump requested,
declared a national emergency on February 15th.
Trump's declaration was unprecedented in that none of the 58 previous emergency declarations involved circumventing Congress
to spend money it had
expressly refused to authorize. Well, let's go to a smart guy. This is one of the senior advisors
for Trump. He's my favorite. I call him dead eye Stephen Miller. This guy's got the eyes of a serial
killer and he's got the brand. He's like super smart. But he was on with Chris Wallace and his
Chris Wallace questioning Stephen Miller, who's a senior adviser to Trump and his way I said about the declaration.
Well, as you know, when George Bush came into office, illegal immigration total doubled from six million to 12 million by the time he left office.
That represented an astonishing betrayal of the American people.
And I'm not going to sit here today and tell you that George Bush defended this country on the southern border because he did not.
going to sit here today and tell you that George Bush defended this country on the southern border because he did not. One of the biggest changes that's happened since then and now is the mass
release of illegal aliens due to a patchwork of court rulings and loopholes in our federal laws
and changing tactics from smugglers and transnational organizations. I don't want to go into all of this,
but I mean, let's just focus on that one issue. Four times as many people were coming across the border in 2000 as now.
So why is that a natural emergency? Back then, 95% could be turned around in a matter of days.
Exactly. As a result of loopholes, activist judicial rulings, and increasing sophistication
from cartels, the reality is that more than half of people crossing the border are what we call
non-impactable. They can't be turned around. And so what you see is sophisticated operations and smugglers
will actually push out migrants and children and family units
to divert border agents.
And then because there's not secured areas with the wall,
they'll then cross after the border agents have been diverted to those areas.
That was the first clip, right?
He was addressing crossings being,
they love to throw that in the crossings,
it's down since 2000 and blah, blah.
Yeah, because it's a whole different ballgame now.
You set foot in,
there's by the way,
there's an immigration lawyer telling you what to say.
You set foot in there
and then you can claim asylum
and then we can't just turn around
and go get the fuck out of here.
Then he addressed the drugs
through the ports of rent,
which I just talked about.
But here's basically what I just said.
But Chris, the problem with the statement that you're apprehending 80 or 90 percent of drugs at ports of entry,
that's like saying you apprehend most contraband at TSA checkpoints at airports.
You apprehend the contraband there because that's where you have the people.
That's where you have the screeners.
I assure you, if we had people of that same density and screeners of that same density across every single inch and mile of the southern border, you'd have more drugs interdicted in those areas. You
don't know what you don't know. You don't catch what you don't catch.
Exactly. And then finally on the they addressed the constitutionality of it. He didn't get
that deep into it again. That's why I want to hear from Dershowitz. But here's what he
said about that.
President Trump wants to do a clear violation.
Violation.
Founders of what James Madison talked about is giving Congress the power of the purse.
No, because Congress in 1976 passed the National Emergencies Act and gave the president the authority as a result of that to invoke a national emergency in many different circumstances, but among them for the use of military construction funds. And that was the point I was making earlier, is that if the president were to say we're
going to use military construction funds to, say, increase the perimeter around a base
in Bagram, around a base in Syria, nobody would even say anything about it.
We have 4,000 troops on the border right now, and as a result of that mission, they need
to secure those areas where they're patrolling.
But let's talk about national emergencies.
National emergencies have been declared 59 times since 1976 when the law was passed, the National Emergencies Act. Can you point to a single instance, even one, where the president asked Congress for money, Congress refused to give him that money, and the president then invoked national emergency powers to
get the money.
First of all, can you find out one case?
What you're missing, Chris, is that the national emergencies don't all have the same authorities
and the same justification.
I understand that, but there have been 59.
Can you find one case like that?
This authority specifically refers to the use of military construction funds.
Other emergencies, for example, were declared to promote...
Wait, wait, wait. I mean, if you want
to talk about military constructions, do you know how many times military construction
has been invoked as a national emergency? Twice. Twice. Right. Twice. Once by George H.W. Bush
during the middle of the Gulf War and the second time by George W. Bush right after 9-11. This is hardly comparable to either of those.
Can you name one foreign threat in the world today
outside this country's borders
that currently kills more Americans
than the threats crossing our southern border?
You know, the joy of this is I get to ask you questions
you don't get to ask.
Then answer my question.
Can you name one case where a president
has asked Congress for money,
Congress has refused, and the president has then invoked national powers to get the money anyway?
Well, this current situation...
Just yes or no, sir.
The current situation pertains specifically to the military construction authority.
I'm just asking. Has there been a case where Congress asked for money for military construction,
Congress said no, and he then...
The meaning of the statute, Chris, is clear on its own terms.
If you don't like the statute, or members of Congress don't like the statute...
Would you agree the answer is no? There hasn't been a single case like this.
But the premise of your question is also false, because Congress has appropriated money for construction of border barriers consistently.
This is part of a national security mission.
But it has never done this under a national emergency where President...
So what?
We declared a national emergency to promote democracy in Belarus, to promote democracy
in Zimbabwe.
But it didn't entail taking money that Congress refused to appropriate.
But they didn't refuse to appropriate it.
They passed a law specifically saying the president could have this authority.
It's in the plain statute.
That's a decision that Congress made.
And if people don't like that, they can address it.
Again, I wait, Alan Dershowitz.
But that's the part where it mentions
actual military funds.
Supposedly that's,
and Congress said no.
That's the part they refused.
So that's why he's doing the end run.
But he could grab
from those other parts of the bill money that would have added up to a little under six bill or whatever the fuck.
I don't know why all of us who voted for him just don't send him five dollars.
He could build a thousand foot wall made of diamonds.
Let the people do it.
Anyhow, that was a good exchange by Dead Eye Miller.
anyhow that was a good exchange by Dead Eye Miller
so we shall see
um
all these seem to be Jesse Smollett still
let's go to Megan
in Boston has a more general question
Megan what's going on welcome to the show
hey Nick thank you so much for having me I love you I think you're hilarious has a more general question. Megan, what's going on? Welcome to the show. Hey, Nick.
Thank you so much for having me.
I love you.
I think you're hilarious,
especially, you know,
being from Boston and everything.
Oh, really?
Thank you for taking my call.
I just have a few more questions.
What's your height and weight?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Okay.
So my question is,
being from Boston,
how did you get into the industry quick, you know, quick little?
And when you got there, did you notice this crazy divide?
Like when you got there, has it been getting worse?
Because it seems like it's been getting worse.
When you say that you're talking about showbiz, per se?
Showbiz, yeah.
I'll tell you how I got into it.
The times were different.
It was in the late 80s, and I pulled a hoax.
I said I was attacked by two black fellas in Jamaica Plain.
And then, bam.
I woke up.
I had a Hillary wig on, and they poured Gatorade all over me.
And, bang, I was in like Flint.
No, it's the business.
Look, I'll be honest with you, Megan.
If I knew the show biz was, if I knew more about it then,
I just wanted to be a stand-up comedian.
And at that point, you just wanted to play clubs
and make a little name for yourself.
But if I knew where I was headed,
if I knew more about the business back then
and knew it was run by a lot of mostly gay people in Hollywood
and people
who despise people like me who look like they might lift weights um i you know i i would have
never i don't i don't know that i would have ever i mean luckily i found this out you know a few
years down the line um but it has it has gotten worse and uh but it's always been a very it just
seems like it's so it's always been like very... It just seems like it's so...
It's always been pretty slanted, but it just seems so outrageous now.
Are people talking about it in the industry?
Do they see what's happening?
I'm so fascinated with what's going on behind the scenes.
Well, yeah.
They sit behind their doors, their closed doors, and they go, fucking Trump.
What a racist piece of shit.
Ronald Reagan.
What a fucking Nazi.
George Bush.
Dick Cheney.
Warmongers.
That's all they say in Hollywood.
98% of the people.
There are a few people out there who have to keep their mouths shut, and they were smart enough, like even Dennis Miller did a show today, or Bruce Willis, or Tom Selleck.
Once they had $100 million in the bank, they came out as conservative.
But it's always been an ultra-liberal business run by ultra-liberal people.
And they're not bright.
People in this business aren't bright.
I had semi-success.
That's how I know that.
They're fucking dumb.
When I went out in LA, they just seemed dumb.
Well, obviously, because, Dusty, I mean, how could you come up with such an idiotic plan?
I mean, from the get-go.
I mean, I was in battles with my family on Facebook, obviously.
I called him out immediately.
I was like, this is fake.
This is bullshit.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, people believed it.
But how stupid do you have to be to put it out there, but to also believe it?
Can't even understand it.
Well, you don't have to be stupid because he knows he's in a protected class.
He's gay and he's black.
Nothing's going to happen to him.
And he knows right now it's such an anti-Trump climate.
And everybody believes that this country has become ten times more racist since Trump took office.
That's a good chance it could have worked.
They fucked up in the execution.
The idea was good, but they're so retarded, and apparently he's such a bad writer and actor and director, maybe he won't get a job.
It won't be on the merits of how bad this little play failed.
But, Megan, thanks for the call I appreciate it
thank you I love you thank you
thanks
that's why
because that's why they attempt shit like this
because they know it could actually work
because we have enough sheeple in this
country that believe this shit
and it bought into how racist this country is
meanwhile millions of black and brown
people trying to sneak into the country.
It's so racist and, oh, it's such fucking nonsense.
I was on Dennis Miller's podcast.
I think it airs tomorrow on Westwood One.
I did it today, recorded it in New York City.
Excuse me.
And he was talking about,
he really believes like the truth is subjective now.
There's two, there's two,
which is scary to me, but that's sort of the way it's headed. And we're talking about Orwell,
obviously, and how right on, talk about prescient. He had a great thing. He brought up Orwell and he
said, yeah, if we brought Orwell back to life and he was watching what was going on and you were
trying to sell his book as a, he'd be like, man, it's too on the nose.
It's too, which I thought was brilliant, you know.
But that's a frightening thought.
If the truth is subjective, which it looks that way, because you can talk to some fucking idiots, you know, and say, I don't think Trump is a racist.
And they just they get this look in their eyes, The same look that I get when they say something like,
Hillary's this,
she's smart and terrific.
It's the same look.
They think I'm retarded on something.
And I think that it's kind of creepy
where we are, you know?
Hey, ho, hey.
What do we got here?
Oh, CNN's in the news.
You are fake news, sir.
CNN reporter helps Kamala Harris try on clothes during campaign stuff.
You have people working for CNN and MSNBC and whatever,
you know, people in their 20s and 30s who grew up in this crooked,
this slanted liberal media thing who don't even know they don't even
know their limits they don't even know they're supposed to be neutral when it comes to campaigns
and shit she's helping a a woman who just announced she's running for president she's
helping her try on clothes on tv what ryan anything it makes me furious what does that they're getting so close to a politician
they should be remaining objective yeah we'll keep voting keep voting democrat and helping
them out because that's uh cbs sorry uh cbs reporter caitlin huey burns tweeted a video
of harris in columbia south South Carolina boutique trying on a jacket.
I hope it was a fucking straight jacket.
When the campaign trail takes you to a boutique and Maeve Reston, that's the woman who works with CNN,
spots a great sequined jacket for Kamala Harris to try on, Uwe Burns tweeted,
adding the hashtag campaign fashion report.
I didn't even look at the video.
Jace, do we have a video?
Let's see.
I couldn't.
It gave me a headache just reading about it.
Let's take a look at it.
It's out.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That just screams age.
Oh, my God.
It's amazing.
I know, bitch.
I know.
Look, that's a CNN reporter helping her. That's a beautiful jacket. What did fucking Liberace have a yard sale? Give it to Jussie Smollett. It looks like the AIDS quilt.
That was a AIDS quilt jacket.
That was a AIDS quilt jacket.
Look at that thing.
It looks like something Arsenio Hall will be wearing.
Did I see that behind the candelabra?
Which one's the reporter? The broad on the right?
Yeah?
The right one, yeah.
Yeah, she's a real fashion maven.
Look at that fucking skirt.
Yeah? The right one, yeah.
Yeah, she's a real fashion maven.
Look at that fucking skirt.
Just combine the both of them.
Looks like fucking Andy Warhol threw up after 12 tabs of acid.
Minka!
Kamala. Oh, my aching stem.
Help me. That's a beautiful...
I hope she bought that. I hope she bought it.
You didn't turn this down, did you?
You didn't touch it.
No, not at all.
All right.
Thank you.
Must be my voice from 12 cigarettes before coffee in the morning.
Mama.
All the woman bursted into giddy laughter and whatever the fuck,
because they couldn't believe how fucking retarded the Jack was.
The CNN website lists Reston as a national NPR reporter.
National political reporter.
I'm sorry.
I call that NPR, but it's not.
Her Twitter bio says, I'm a dumb bitch and illiterate, but I like maybe some clothes.
No, it doesn't.
She's covering Kamala Harris.
Literally, apparently. Oh oh good joke by whoever
wrote the article nbc reporter ali vitale said the cnn reporter inspired the moment
look at the rolling cahoots the cnn reporter said the journalist kind of
forced harrison to trying on clothes really she'll make for a good leader
she's being bossed around by reporters from nbc and cnn but she'll fucking She'll make for a good leader. She's being bossed around
by reporters from NBC and CNN,
but she'll make a great leader.
And then it says,
it's not the first time CNN has been cozy with
a Democrat. CNN quoted, remember this,
soon to be speaking, Nancy Pelosi, I remember this,
took her out for ice cream in a segment
that aired on the network on Thursday morning.
CNN political correspondent
Dana Bash did the honors of walking around Little Italy with Pelosi
and even stopping into her favorite shop for ice cream.
And what was her favorite flavor?
That's right, pistachio,
because she's fucking nuts.
Zing, zing.
Zing, zing.
Hey, Kamala, are you listening?
You listening?
Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks.
You got that?
Nick, that's over the top.
That's why you don't have a real show on Fox News Channel,
the Comedy Central Channel, or SNL turned you down.
You're just a little too over the top.
I played that clip during D&D yesterday.
D&D, What does that mean?
During my Dungeons & Dragons game, I called a garden telegator.
I said his mom sucks big fucking
fat elephant dicks. That's great.
He says D&D like I play with him
every Friday night with him and his friends.
I know what he's talking about. I was hoping it was some
type of sex act or
some type of...
That's BSDM.
Yeah.
Fucking...
What's the D in BSDM?
What is it?
Dominate?
Dragons.
Dragons.
Oh, forget it.
No, it's a domination.
Domination.
It's domination.
Anyhow, so, you know.
I'm just trying to picture,
picture like a Brett Baer
out with Trump
while he's running for president,
helping him try on a suit.
Right?
Just picture that.
Or, you know, whatever.
It's unbelievable.
Shepard Smith will be out.
Look at this skirt. It's beautiful. But justard Smith will be out. Look at this skirt.
It's beautiful.
But just picture that, could you?
Somebody on Fox, you know?
Picture Tucker Carlson out with Trump while he's running for president.
Try these shoes on.
Can you imagine the left with shit blood?
You guys are so in the tank at CNN, you don't even know.
You don't even know what you do for a living, which is the definition of a hack.
Our father.
Okay, I see.
Come in here.
I see a call I can't get to because this isn't scrolling at the bottom.
I see Nick New Orleans and it's cut.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
It's a little trick called pulling your mouse towards you.
Oh, by the way, and I shit my pants before this.
I'm not joking.
Flan on the couch upstairs.
I went to fart and drew mud.
That hasn't happened to me since college when I was at a fraternity party and stayed and finished the dance.
I think I got the flu. My stomach's making weird noises right now.
Anyhow, what else we got?
What else we got up in here? here. A college student who asked the question, should white boys still be allowed to talk
in an opinion article for her college newspaper and was characterized online by some as racist
wants to set the record straight, telling Yahoo Lifestyle, I do not hate white people.
Why do we let her set it straight? Lita Fisher, a senior
at Dickinson College
in our Carlisle, PA,
she be black,
published the piece Thursday in the student-run
newspaper, The Dickinsonian, which I
subscribed to, criticizing white
male students for taking up space
in undeserved areas
to validate narrow-minded
opinions.
That's what she said.
You fat, nasty black bitch.
Listen to this.
Listen to this hateful, more black racism on parade
that only I cover here.
This is her, again, when I'm reading it,
just picture if a white woman wrote this
about black people, black guys,
but this is this black student saying about white guys.
When you ask a question in a lecture,
is it secretly just your opinion
ending with a phrase,
do you agree?
If so, your name is something like
Jake or Chad or Alex.
Can you imagine?
Imagine if I said I was writing,
I was writing about black women,
how they take up space
on college campuses.
When you ask a question,
you end with,
you agree with that motherfucker?
You fucking crack ass bitch.
You know, if your name was Aisha,
fucking Clairol,
fucking Lapisha,
Cialis,
fucking Rerun.
So she's making, Jake, Chad, or Alex, chatter Alex in other words white boys and you were taught that your voice is the most important in every room Fisher wrote in her opinion piece
somewhere along your academic journey you decided your search for intellectual validation
was more important than the actual exchange of information the fuck does that even mean
now which is just the opposite, by the way.
If you were a black person, somewhere along your academic journey, you were told your
search for intellectual validation was more important than the actual.
That's where you are today.
You have professors telling white guys to sit down in class.
So you're fucking wrong.
I haven't heard an example of a white professor saying,
sit down, you're a minority in this country.
Let the fucking majority speak.
We've heard enough. Show me that story.
Show me that story,
then I'll agree with you, Lita.
I hate whitey Fisher.
Now, how do you expect to actually learn anything?
American society tells men,
but especially white men,
I guess some white guy,
probably dumped her,
especially white men,
that their opinions have merit
and that their voice is valuable.
But after four years of listening
to white boys in college,
I'm not so convinced.
In my time at Dickinson,
I've listened to probably
hundreds of white boys talk,
which is a fucking lie.
It feels incessant.
Do you ever think that you are outnumbered?
That's why we call you a minority.
Maybe that's why you hear more and more.
Ugh.
It feels incessant.
From classes and lectures to the news and politics, there's an endless line of white
boys waiting to share their opinions on the state of feminism in America.
Whether the LGBTQ population finally has enough rights,
the merits of capitalism, etc.
The list of what white boys think they are qualified to talk about is endless.
Something very few of them seem to understand
is that their ill-informed, uncritical opinions do not constitute the truth.
In fact, most often their opinions aren't even original.
White boys spout the narrative of dominant ideologies
and pretend they're hot takes
instead of the same misleading garbage
shoved down our throats by American institutions
from birth, she says.
You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!
Here's the thing, Miss Fisher,
go back to your homeland, the motherland.
Why don't you go back there
if you want to hear black opinions and shit?
This is a country, sorry,
majority white.
And
what you're saying, you're painting a false
picture of what goes on on college campuses.
Everybody knows it. The fucking white
male, they're trying to tear down
fraternities, Greek
lifestyle
and all that. They're the last ones
on campus
that are heard.
How about the ones that are being railroaded in front of kangaroo
courts for
alleged date rape where they
don't even get a say. You're so
full of shit, so off the mark
you have no fucking idea
the times you're living in.
I'm so tired of hearing about the strong black female. Shut the fuck up. You're the mark. You have no fucking idea the times you're living in. I'm so tired of hearing about
the strong black female. Shut the fuck up. You're the minority. You don't have much to say. And she
got attacked. She got attacked on Twitter by a bunch of people. You know how on Twitter, do you
know how stupid you have to be to be attacked by the left on a racial issue on Twitter. Do you know how off the mark you have to be to be putting out a left-wing point of view
and have 300 people tell you you're a fucking idiot?
You're doing just what you're accusing white guys of doing.
You're shooting off at the mouth, and you have nothing original to say.
I'm tired of hearing from you.
Let's have a dialogue about race.
Oh, is that when black people lecture white people
for two and a half hours?
Or is it really a dialogue?
We get to have a say.
Ugh.
Ill-informed opinions.
In other words, what she's saying is,
unless you're a black woman,
I don't want to hear your opinion. That's the fucking, the fucking that's the old argument well you don't know what it's
like to be black you don't know what it's like to be white and have to put up with your horse
shit and babysit you fisher says she gets annoyed sitting in class eating doritos and drinking
cherry coke and smoking coolsools. I added that.
Listening to a white boy explain his take on the black experience of the Obama era.
Hey, Brian, I'm an actual black woman alive right now with a brain.
You haven't proved that yet.
In what world would your understanding of my life carry more weight?
You see what we've created here than my understanding.
So again, according to this ignorant
dolt, the only way
you can understand a black woman
is to be a black woman.
So,
I guess you're for segregation.
Because you don't want to hear other people's
you're fucking retarded. This isn't even about race.
You're mentally retarded.
She claimed the marginalized people serve only to amuse white men
quiet quiet like a bitch you stupid fucking blabbermouth cut Who speak with the weight of every other white man
who has spoken over a woman.
Erase the contributions of queer people.
You mean like Jussie Smollett from history
who denigrated broken English as unintelligent?
Don't nobody be playing the way we be playing
when we playing football like we be playing.
Don't nobody be stopping us, no.
Posing the lead question again, Fisher answered,
in honor of Black History Month, I'm going to go with a hell no.
Go find someone who has perspective, has been buried or ignored,
and listen to them raise up their voice.
To tell all the Chris's, Ryan's, Oliver's, and Sean's,
boy, she's got a real hate on for white guys' names.
Okay, Aisha. Okay, Tanisha.
Ugh.
Tell them I encourage you to critically
examine where your viewpoints come from.
Read a text that challenged you without
looking for reasons to dismiss it. Yeah,
I'll do that right after you read the bell curve
and find out something about yourself.
Fuck nut.
I want this.
The challenge you without looking for reasons to dismiss it.
Maybe try listening from now on.
She really believes we haven't been listening.
I think about how did she get to where she is mentally?
How?
By listening to Democrats and MSNBC,
CNN, Don fucking Googler Lemon.
That's how.
When's his hoax coming?
Ugh.
More than 350 commenters came down on Fisher and the piece, which was posted online.
The piece is poorly thought out, full of presumptions, cast as fact, and raging with stereotypes,
a commenter wrote i love it
a person named ginger jacobi shared a petition called expel leader fisher from dickinson college
good for you ginger which was signed by the professor marianne gilligan
did you make a face at me jason yeah you, you did. Why would I do that?
Why? Because I made a bad joke?
Fucking judge me and my jokes?
Not at all, sir.
I was looking through these glasses. I really couldn't tell.
These are for reading.
I just saw a blurred face.
But I thought I saw a fucking twinge of...
You know, whatever.
Finish a great novel, will you?
As to the hate sent my way,
it is no match for the support I have received, she said.
Who backed you?
Fucking Farrakhan's people?
Racism is composed of racial prejudice,
interpersonally, and institutional bias
against racial minorities.
Listen to her.
Just a victim.
You're just a victim.
You always will be. Please leave
this country if you hate it so
much. Please, Miss Fisher.
Please leave.
Please go to England
where they give a fuck.
Go to Spain. Go to Germany.
It goes on, but it's
literally giving me diarrhea.
Oh, guess what?
Yahoo Lifestyle couldn't reach the editorial staff at Dickinsonian for comment.
Co-editors Rachel Francini and Jules Struck told the conservative and political news website,
The Western Journal,
The editorial page is a place for students to express their personal views on issues of concern to them.
Our editorial policy is to ensure that pieces are not based in factually incorrect information, do not aim to
incite violence, which this one does, you could argue, and are relevant to the Dickinson community.
This piece reflects the author's personal experience. The Dickinsonian neither agrees
nor disagrees with it or any other editorial. Really, so a white guy could go, I don't like
black bitches with big mouths who fucking are always putting us down and uh i've experienced uh on campus black people just very angry all the time
and they really they don't do their fucking homework but that's just my experience you're
gonna tell me you'd put that in your college paper is that what you're telling me rachel
francini and jules struck you you wouldn't have a problem with that? You're part of the problem. You're a fucking liar.
Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar the conservative news site, The Daily Wire. I have heard from many of you about an opinion piece in the Dickinsonian.
First, let me remind you the Dickinsonian
is a student-run newspaper
that has editorial control
over its content.
It expresses the opinions
of its writers.
It does not speak for the college.
Let me be clear,
wrote Ensign in the email.
Dickinson believes in free speech.
We also condemn
stereotyping and prejudice.
Dickinson values inclusive.
Yes, you have a problem with it
only when white people are saying it.
But if a black broad who's fucking mentally ill,
who hates white people, especially white men,
you don't have any problem with it.
Oh, it's a free speech issue.
You fucking people.
Oh. Our father who art in heaven, mourns. No, they're ignorant.
That's ignorant.
Oh my god is it ignorant, whoever said that.
Eleven year old arrested after refusing to stand for Pledge of Allegiance.
He's a nice little young black fellow.
An 11-year-old student was arrested after
refusing to stand
for the Pledge of Allegiance
and allegedly telling
a teacher that the flag
is racist and the
national anthem is
offensive to black people.
I wonder who his
favorite quarterback was in the people. I wonder who his favorite quarterback was
in the NFL. I'm ruling out Tom Brady. The boy, a student at Lawton Charles Middle Academy in
Lakeland, Florida, was charged with disrupting a school function and resisting arrest without
violence on February 4th. He's 11 years old. He was also issued a three-day suspension.
His mother, Dakira,
do you hear that,
Miss Fisher from the previous article?
Dakira.
She don't Dakira about her kids no more.
Dakira Talbot said officials
took things too far by arresting her son.
Of course.
Who said she,
that, who she said is, the son is in a gifted class and has been bullied in the past. Oh yeah, I'm sure
he's a regular Urkel. My son has never been through anything like this. I feel like this should have
been handled differently, she said. If any disciplinary action should have been taken,
it should have been with the school. Again, your kid acts out like a douchebag and learned it from
you, but it's the school's fault and passed the buck along. And the cycle continues.
He shouldn't have been arrested. No, they should have tased him on his little 11-year-old balls.
He'll be taking a knee soon and not at a football game in a men's room. Congratulations.
Well, that seems excessive. I don't give a fuck.
Well, that seems excessive.
I don't give a fuck.
The classroom kerfluffle happened when a substitute teacher, Anna Alvarez,
ordered the boy to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance.
When he told her he believed the flag was racist and the anthem was offensive,
Alvarez said, the fuck's wrong with you, bitch?
No, Alvarez asked him why.
Why, if it was so bad here, he did not go to another place to live.
Oh, my God.
I love this teacher.
Can we have a...
Yeah, go live in another place, the teacher said in a statement to the school.
Oh, boy, you can't do that.
The teacher said, he replied, they brought me here.
Okay.
Alvarez then told him, well, you can always go back because I came here from Cuba
and the day I feel I'm not welcome here anymore,
I would find another place to live.
Oh my God.
Now that to me is exactly what he needed to hear,
but, oh, I'm sure that went over well.
The student also allegedly called school leaders racist,
threatened to get the school resource officer and principal fired,
and beat up Alvarez because it's in his DNA.
He denied threatening to beat the teacher in an interview.
Oh, he's a liar, too.
He was later seen giving Jussie Smollett a handjob behind a dumpster at the PS-122 school.
Polk County Public School spokesman Kyle Kennedy insisted that the boy was not arrested for failing to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance.
Kennedy said, students are not required to participate in the Pledge of Allegiance, he told the ledger.
not required to participate in the Pledge of Allegiance, he told the ledger.
The sixth grader was collared after becoming disruptive and refusing to follow repeated instructions by school staff and law enforcement, he added.
Wow, that's so unusual, black kid not following the...
You can act like a man!
What's the matter with you?
Kennedy said he couldn't discuss the boy's discipline.
Alvarez will no longer work as a substitute teacher in Polk County
because she used logic and reasoning
when dealing with the boy by saying,
well, if you don't like it here, you can leave.
That's somehow outrageous now.
Why? Because it was spoken to an 11-year-old black student. That's somehow outrageous now. Why? Because it was spoken to
an 11-year-old black student.
That's the 2019.
That's America in 2019.
Hope you're happy, MSNBC,
and all you Jussie Smollett ass kissers.
Anyhow,
I'll take one before I go.
My buddy Dave in California.
Dave, you're the final call of the day.
How are you?
Hey, good, Nick.
How are you doing?
Pretty good.
Good.
I think they should take Jesse Schmagma, Schmellet, Schmellet,
put him on a cow in front of Ocasio-Cortez's house with an Amazon sign.
You know, he should really face charges, man.
That's what should happen.
But, of course, probably won't.
Dave, you've got to convict to the bit.
You kind of bailed halfway through it.
You had me going there for a minute.
Oh, man, I know.
You should have stayed on that cow, man.
Oh, he's on that cow running his mouth,
and there's another guy screaming behind him,
the Pledge of Allegiance.
Those damn demon rats, the Democrats.
Fucking libtards, man, I tell you.
How do you live out these days?
When are you getting out of there?
Oh, man.
I got a plan.
I got a plan, man.
Do you?
I got a plan.
You're right.
I'm surrounded. Does it involve an AR-15 and a fucking department store in fucking Century City?
Bloomendales for not selling my fake new shirt.
All right. All right, Dave, I gotta go.
Thank you for the call. Final call of the day.
That was going nowhere, so I had to bail on him.
Anyhow.
Superchats? Superchats, Ryan. Let it fly,
buddy.
So we got Hysteric Animations who says,
I'm 23 and this PC culture will give me
a stroke by 30.
It'll give you a stroke by 30.
Not only that, after you're stroked out at 30, you won't have any insurance because they're
going to go with a one size fits all, which won't work.
You'll have no insurance.
You'll be in a diaper laying on your kitchen floor in a puddle of your own wet shit, screaming
into a bracelet.
No money.
So enjoy.
We have Malcolm Palm who dropped us a nice 25,
and he said, I got to run, Nick, but thanks,
and I'll catch you next time.
Keep up the good fight.
You shouldn't mention the prices on the air.
Okay.
I thought you guys wanted to mention the big ones.
I never said that.
Never said that.
Okay.
When somebody makes a contribution of three figures,
I mention it.
I don't know.
Does it matter?
Jason, your take. Come on. You're smarter than us.
I say that the bigger ones work.
Okay. 25. Go ahead.
What was it?
He said, I gotta run, Nick, but thanks, and I'll catch you
next time. Keep up the good fight.
You paid $25 to say that?
To say bye?
Yeah.
Anybody want to tell me to go
fuck myself for 50?
Next.
And the last, we have Mike Rossi, who says,
DePaulo coming out of the weekend hot and ready to chew your face off, news-wise.
I love it.
Ryan, please stop reading with super chats like you're Elmo from Sesame Street.
You read better than Trump.
Trump, somebody made me laugh.
It was some left-leaning news outlet
talking about his speech.
He sounds like he's reading an eye chart,
which he does.
He's good when people engage him
and he comes off the cuff,
he's more eloquent.
But when he's reading off the
American citizens,
you think he stops at American citizens in this day and age our firefighters first responded sounds like he's getting tired
and all the beautiful people but mr president i want you to do this show look mark maron got
obama on all right? I know Roger Stone.
I know you know Roger Stone.
I'm putting a call into Roger Stone.
I want you at my house.
You have a golf course two miles from,
two minutes from my house somewhere.
I've never, I don't play golf.
I'm in the woods killing squirrels with butter knives.
But listen, I want you here.
And seriously, you got to come to my house.
You'll love it.
There's a pond we can fish.
It'll be terrific.
Maybe Alec Baldwin, we can find him, have him up.
You guys can wrestle without your shirts on,
on the top of my septic tank up front.
But we've got to get you here.
Yes, Ryan, anything else?
The letter of the day is F for fake news.
Ho, ho. Why would you do that?
I'm trying to get off on a high note.
It was the Elmo thing.
Was it?
Dude, cancer of the funny bone.
Have it checked.
All right, that's it, folks.
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Anyways, that's it.
You guys think it.
I will say it.
You're welcome.
Enjoy your cake.
And we'll see you tomorrow.
Bye-bye. We'll see you next time.