The Nick DiPaolo Show - LGBT Language Lunacy

Episode Date: January 5, 2019

Rashida The Rotten, DeGenere’s Double Standard, Savage Savaged By Lunatic Lefty

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Well, Trump's economy booming. 312,000 jobs added in December. They projected over around 276,000. So they smoked that number. Dow Jones Industrial was up like 700 today. So good time for that news when Pelosi and all the douchebags take the house this week. And they made some news. love it they're gonna be in a fucking war over there because you have the uh alexandria ocasio-cortez wing and the bernie

sanders wing the far left radicals uh against um you know the moderates. I guess Pelosi's considered a moderate. That's how far left they are. But they made news. We talked about this woman yesterday. You know, we got some couple of female Muslims in Congress now. Yay. Great sign. Diversity, gender, all that horse shit.

Anyways, we talked about Rashida Tlaib, Democrat, Michigan, swanning earlier Thursday. She came out swinging. Speaking to a crowd at a reception held by the progressive group Move On. Need you need to say more about that? Move On near Capitol Hill on Thursday night. The new congresswoman made a sharply worded pledge. Here is the new congresswoman.

And does she have her hat on her fucking now? And you win. And when your son looks at you and says, Mama, look, you won. Bullies don't win. And I said, baby, they don't. Because we're going to go in there we're gonna impeach the motherfucker durka durka muhammad jihad who cares about the language? I love that we live in a country

where you can tell the president to go fuck himself right to his face and you don't go to prison or get shot right afterwards. That's the beauty of this. It's what separates us from the shitholes where her religion resides mostly

in the Middle East. Yeah. So I don't care. I'd be a hypocrite if I said, oh my God, that's offensive. What's offensive is the double standard. Do you really think Nancy Pelosi and everybody else would have been okay with that language if somebody said that about, you know, the fucking Marxist in chief? Barack Hussein Obama, huh huh let's get the motherfucker let's get him let's impeach he should be they should be getting him now but the language is i don't give a shit the children they're children and um i don't care

it's one of the best things about this country, like I said. That's called free speech. But again, the mainstream media, the propaganda arm of the fucking Democrats, would go fucking ballistic. And now they're saying, the jerk-offs who are defending her are saying that, well, we're just doing what Trump does. That's what

Pelosi's answer was. That's how he speaks. Oh, so you're fine with it now? When it comes out of his mouth, he's a bully, it's hate speech, blah, blah, blah. But now it's just fine. So, which one is it? You have no moral compass. Okay?

So, anyhow. Yay for Miss Tlaib. This is gonna be fun. If you like politics, excuse me, this is going to be fucking fun the next couple of years.

Absolutely love it. Mr. Trump responded. They asked him about Congresswoman Tlaib and her comments, her filthy language. I don't think the Prophet Muhammad would approve. I mean, if you're a Muslim woman, you can't even show your ankles.

Over here you can, but that's a filthy mouth. And here's what Trump had to say when the press asked him about her comments. Comment about the freshman congressperson's comments specifically. Well, I thought her comments were disgraceful. This is a person that I don't know. I assume she's new. I think she dishonored herself, and I think she dishonored her family.

Using language like that in front of her son and whoever else was there, I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family. I thought it was highly disrespectful to the United States of America. Yes. Everybody's full of shit. Oh, she said it in front of her son.

Yes, and you had an affair when your wife was pregnant. Fucking stop. I think that's adult, actually. Let me back up a little. That's just being honest and whatever. Let it fly, for Christ's sake. They used to shoot each other, these politicians.

Aaron Burr. So, I mean, big fucking deal. Go ahead, try to impeach him. But come on, let's stop with that. This is the high moral ground. This is where the Dems have put us and the Pelosi's. They object to everything

on a moral basis and they have no fucking morality. Go look at San Francisco. Go step in human caca on the way to work. And those are San Francisco values.

So, anyways, you know, I love it. I love the fact that you can talk trash about a politician, even the most powerful guy

in the world. And, you know, there's no ramifications for there'll be political ramifications because it turns a lot of people off but they were always the children in the room so this you know whatever we'll see how she does but then uh the leathery nippled uh dog face um pelosi uh shied away from moving forward uh they're talking about impeachment uh calling it divisive option. She says, saying that a colleague's use of an expletive,

talking about Tlaib to describe Trump, was no worse than some of the language the president himself has used. Really? Has he ever said motherfucker or called you a fucking saggy-titted whore? No. No, he hasn't. So I do think we want to be unified and bring people together. Shut your fucking cake hole, you lying whore. You want to bring people together? You are such an idiot.

You've done nothing but obstruct this guy. You have no problem with the previous administration spying on Trump while he was running for president. Shut it. Go home and have some kale, will you? Impeachment's a very divisive approach to take, and we shouldn't take it without the facts, Pelosi said during an MSNBC town hall at Trinity University in Washington. That's her alma mater. Remind me to go there and drop a stink bomb in the fucking student union. alma mater remind me to go there and drop a stink bomb in the fucking student union pelosi said generation uh generationally that would not be language i would use but nonetheless i don't think we should make a big deal of it well you just you fucking

i can't stand you you fucking hypocrite what did uh yeah so pelosi said that what talib said was nothing worse than the president has said. So, okay, you're fine with it. Let's let it fly then. You know, the part that bothered me the most is the bullying part. Bullies, they don't win. We've talked about this before. Every time I hear an adult using bullying,

when you fucking grow up, only people I want to hear bullying are kids who are being bullied. All right? So fucking stop with that. That's the part that bugged me the most. How's he a bully? He's smoking you.

He's running circles around you. That's how. She added that while she was not in the censorship business. Oh, yeah, you've never had a problem with anything. Remember the senator, was it Joe Wilson, when Obama was given a State of the Union speech, yelled liar when he was talking about Obama, can't you, and happened to be right?

Do you remember how he heard about that for the next fucking three months? How dare they? He should have said, you're a lying motherfucker. That would have drawn some applause. And again, I don't have a problem. You know me, I'm a comic. All for free speech.

I like to say fuck a lot myself. I think you might have picked up on that. Anyways. She said Friday, people's desire to impeach Trump is legitimate. You're a yeast infection with high heels. But indicated that the 2020 election could be a better way to boot the president. Yeah, good luck with that. You fucking whore. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. That's unnecessary. She put additional pressure on Trump and Republicans to support

House pass legislation to reopen much of the government. Thank God for that, because my life hasn't been the same since Trump shut down the government. I have been laying on my couch going, Jesus Christ, I can't move. It's the same shit. 833-599-6425, over and over again. She said that the president was holding hostage government workers' paychecks over his border wall. The wall and the government shutdown really have nothing to do with each other, Pelosi said. You know, but he made it. See, that's where you're wrong. He made it have something to do with each other. He believes in it, and you don't. But they're going to reopen the government. Thank God we can all. Big sigh of relief. There was no reason to have workers pay a price with their paycheck.

Shut up. Their pay's delayed a couple weeks. Shut it. Pelosi's first major act was getting two bills passed Thursday to reopen the government. Isn't she terrific? Which tells you everything about her and people who think like her. The government is everything to them. They are status.

They want the government in your bedroom, in your kitchen. What type of toilets to put in your house, what type of... Everything. I can't even put a... If I try to plant a tree here in Westchester County, New York, you know how many permits I have to go through? If that's what you're for, go for it. The Democrat-led House passed six appropriation bills

that have been held up in the government shutdown and a short-term funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security that does not include funding for a border wall. Trump has indicated he will veto these bills. And Mitch McConnell, having given no indication that he'll bring it before the Senate for a vote, still looking for my chin. I think I dropped it in the men's room. I dropped out of the men's room. Anyhow, Mr. Trump also tweeted,

how do you impeach a president who has won perhaps the greatest election of all time? I don't know how. That's where you lose me. Why is it the greatest election of all time, Mr. President? I would say that was GW and Gore. That was a fucking ring dinger. That went into sudden death overtime. But how do you prep the greatest election of all time?

Done nothing wrong, which he's right about. No collusion. It was the Dems who colluded. That's exactly right. And if you want to get another four years, start arresting some people. Start with a thick-ankled dog face up in Chappaqua. I had the most successful first two years of any president and is the most popular Republican uh in party history said with a 93% approval you know those are hardcore Republicans um but how do you impeach well we'll find out

the fuck did they not learn anything when the Republicans try to impeach Bill Clinton and he left office with a 60% approval rating. Did they learn nothing? I didn't learn nothing. So I'm hoping this guy Sherman, some bald-headed jerk off from California, him and another guy have impeachment articles already ready to go. And go, go for it.

It's going to be so hilarious because people want shit done and it's going to be so hilarious because people want shit done. And it's going to cause infighting amongst the Dems. And it's all good. Go for it, please. Excuse me. Smoking a lot of cigarettes today. But, you know, I did Autumn Calabresi's fucking 20-day fix.

My ass is as firm as some fucking Napa Valley grapes. Who wants a feel? Ryan, are you with me? I'll feel him. Boy, I asked the right guy, did I not?

Anyhow, so that was Trump's tweet to rebuff the fucking idiot Tlaib and everybody else. Trump, I am your voice. You are correct, sir. I got a peepee. Jason shaking his head wait till you're 50 fucking 6 in here prostate

is the size of a cantaloupe you'll see let's go to our buddy Drew in Virginia wants to talk about Trump's press conference Drew what's going on welcome back hey thanks Nick to talk about Trump's press conference. Drew, what's going on? Welcome back. Hey, thanks, Nick. Thanks for doing this Friday show for us, too, man.

We appreciate that. Well, I'm doing it because I didn't do it. I didn't do a Monday and Tuesday, so I'm really, you know, it's no biggie. You guys deserve it. Right. But, hey, man, I was just also from that press conference today where I'm from the Rose Garden at the White House, Trump said he's considering using a national emergency policy to build the wall.

Said his administration lawyers and the DHS lawyers, Pentagon officials have been and are currently there. They're looking at plans to deploy the troops and the Defense Department resources to build the wall. So I'm just kind of wondering, and a reporter actually asked him that, at what point does he just tell Pelosi and Schumer to fuck off and he just does that anyway on his own? Because it sounds like legally he can do it. Well, yeah, I mean, the whole argument is silly because it's right in the Constitution. The president's number one job when he swears, you know, on the Bible to take an oath is to protect the people of the United States. And apparently that's how you know it's politics and stuff that he's still playing. But, yeah, if we have to use the military, I don't give a shit.

Use the Eagle Scouts. And and we have that we have the most powerful military on the military. I don't give a shit. Use the Eagle Scouts and we have the most powerful military on the planet. I'm sure we can spare 10,000 guys and give them each two bricks and they can bang it out in a fucking week, you know? But yeah, you know,

if that's what it comes... Pelosi's like, we're not giving him any money, period. That's the end of it. Because it's immoral. That's not who we are shut up you fuckhead i mean you don't have any you don't think she has protection around the clock whether it's guns or where is she living in a two-bedroom apartment and and fucking you know she's she

there's such hypocrites just and again drew i think you know as far as the wall at this point it is symbolic i i laugh at it because you know why we have guns don't use the military to fucking build a wall let them use their weapons shoot somebody in the ass trying to sneak in and that'll be it you want to see you want to see deportations you don't have to kill them just sting them in the ass i'm telling you it really is hilarious that's how you know it's about cheap labor and stuff. But even that argument's kind of weak because we're all going to be replaced by robots, apparently. And, you know, I know I have it in the bedroom.

And so, you know, I mean, these, you know, but I'm glad he's saying thanks for the call, Drew. Regular caller. We love your brother. I just hung up on somebody. Have a good night, man. All right. I just hung up on a guy in line one. I'm sorry. That's because I don't have these on. I don't look like I'm in up on somebody. Have a good night, man. All right. I just hung up on a guy in line one. I'm sorry.

That's because I don't have these on. I don't look like I'm in my late thousands. Who's got a catheter? I got a piss here. I should do that. I should run the tube from my dick to the toilet, which is 12 feet away. Who's going to know? Just let that shit fly.

Sometimes I actually envy the people in a wheelchair with a nice bag, you know, with a Mets emblem on it. Get him back, Ryan, on the line if you can. Waiting for him to call back. Yes, sirree. Ooh, my silver toothpick. It was only facts. It was what?

Only facts. What does that mean? That's what his name was. Okay. Why tell me that? Just get him back on the line. Don't slow mean? That's what his name was. Okay. Why tell me that? Just get him back on the line. Don't slow down the show with your faggy red headset. I like when I take cracks at Ryan and fucking Jason's laughing his balls.

Ryan choked out a 21-year-old girl in a jujitsu class yesterday. You're damn right I did. Good for you, buddy. He's so fucking thin. If I put a light bulb behind him, you can see his pancreas and his fucking heart. Anyways, let's get on to some important business. 833-599-6425

is the phone number. Facebook, are they still fucking around with us? Yeah? Go to YouTube. Go to nickdip.com. Ellen DeGeneres faces backlash after defending Kevin Hart during interview. I guess Kevin went on Ellen's show

and she's defending Kevin Hart and telling him that he should host even after all the controversy of some homophobic stuff he said on the internet 10 years ago. Please, gay people, I love you. I really do. I'm in show business.

I'm surrounded by... I never had a problem with you. I don't care what you do in your bedroom. Just don't do it on my, you know, driveway. I think it's disgusting. But you got to get over yourselves. Get the fuck over yourselves. I don't care if you hit in the face and called a fag in dodgeball.

You got to stop. You're really holding us back here. Kevin Hart, who stood down as Oscars host after the resurfacing of past homophobic tweets, taped it. By the way, not everybody considers him homophobic. OK, taped an interview with The Generous on Thursday that was originally due to air on Monday. But the producers of Ellen, they made a quick one. They deemed it newsworthy enough to shift it to Friday with clips released on Thursday night.

I know Kevin Hart. I fucking love him. I think he's funny as hell. He used to come to the Comedy Cellar when he first came. We didn't know who he was. He sat at the table, started busting balls like we knew each other our whole lives. And I, you know, i'm not just saying this i uh you know i do i love comedians but uh i know this guy is uh he's fucking great and i think you make a great host and stuff

and um here he is here's kevin why ellen degeneres is the final say uh you know with her. Here's my problem. Let's show Kevin and then I'll tell you my problem with DeGeneres being the litmus test of whether he should host or not. This is 10 years. No headlines are saying 10 years ago he apologized. Nobody's

finding the apologies. Nobody's finding the footage from where I had to address it. I had to address it. I had to address it when I did Get Hard promo with Will Ferrell because of my joke that I had about my son. I had to address those tweets in 2012 in a very, very heavy junket where I was asked questions

and asked questions about homophobia based on those tweets. And I had to address it and apologize and say I understand what those words do and how they hurt. I understand why people would be upset, which is why I made the choice to not use them anymore. I don't joke like that anymore, because that was wrong. That was a guy that was just looking for laughs, and that was stupid.

I don't do that anymore. So to be put in a position where I was given an ultimatum, I was given an ultimatum. Kevin, apologize, or we're going to have to find another host. When I was given that ultimatum, this is now, it's now becoming like a cloud.

What was once the brightest star and brightest light ever just got real dark yeah exactly he's apologized numerous times over ten year and he says nobody's covering it but uh degenerous ellen called the academy to vouch for him she said in quotes i called them i said kevin's on i have no idea if he wants to come back meeting her show show, and host, but what are your thoughts? And they were like, the Academy, oh my God, we want him to host. We feel like that maybe he misunderstood

or it was handled wrong, and it sure was. Maybe we said the wrong thing, but we want him to host. Whatever we can do, we would be thrilled. And he should host. He should host the Oscars. We love this, when libs start attacking libs.

That's what this is. Do you understand? It busts their, you really think if Kevin was a white comic, let's say Larry the Cable Guy was, you know, he actually has numbers big enough to host. That would be a ballsy move. You know, but do you think Allen would have come to his defense? Or do you think the Oscars would have said, we handled it we want them to see this is not now they've set a standard so high they can't

even follow it themselves Kevin Hart's a good fucking guy a good dad funny deserves all the success in my opinion and uh but oh we we didn't mean it but I'm sure they would have done that with a white comic right come on Come on, stop your fucking nonsense. They're eating each other, which we enjoy. Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy, yummy, you guys. Ellen went on to defend Hart against the Upside Star.

The Upside Star felt was a malicious social media campaign to derail his career and urged him to rethink his decision on stepping down as Oscar host. As a gay person, Ellen says, I am sensitive to all of that. You've already expressed that it's not being educated on the subject, not really realizing how dangerous those words are, not realizing how many kids are killed for being gay or beaten up every day. And this is where I have a problem with Ellen, who probably I'd get along with a great if I met her and hung out with her but here's why you have to stop with that every time somebody makes a gay joke uh somewhere a gay guy or gay kid gets beat up or killed can we stop with that fucking nonsense yes they do get picked on i'm not i'm not arguing with that shit but what kevin hart said 10 years ago on social that does not encourage it i'm sorry i haven't bought it

and therein lies the problem with political correctness in a comedy scene that's that 10 years ago on social media. That does not encourage it. I'm sorry, I haven't bought it. And therein lies the problem with political correctness in a comedy scene. That's that mentality. It's the words. You have no, you make a black joke and somewhere a black guy's gonna get shot by a white cop. It's that mentality that has polluted everything

in this country. She is the face of political correctness, Ellen. She helped create this type of environment where we want to sense a certain words and stuff. She helped. Same with Bill Maher, who's coming around now when he stopped finally getting attacked by people on his side. And you helped create it. You helped create it. There's a lot of people who helped create this stifling environment who are now starting to see the light of day. She added, you have grown.

You have apologized. You are apologizing again right now. You've done it. Don't let those people win. Host the Oscars. Oh, stop, Ellen. Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up!

Shut up! He doesn't need your approval, but, you know, apparently she's the king. The generous continue to stand by the interview writing on Twitter. She was getting some blowback. I love how the headline says she's getting all kinds of, what's the headline? Ellen's facing backlash, you know, after defending Kevin Hart. I thought, you know, whatever network her show was on was giving it.

No, no. You know, it's idiots on the Internet. Oh, I'm sure that'll shut her down. We'll never see her again. She's doing voiceovers for Christ's sake. She doesn never see her again. She's doing voiceovers, for Christ's sake. She doesn't have enough money. She's doing voiceovers for commercials. And again, I'm sure if I hung out with her,

I know David Spade likes her. I love David Spade, you know. But they're hypocrites, and they're finally coming around. She continued to stand by the interviewer, writing on Twitter, in this conversation, Kevin Hart was authentic and real, and I'm in his corner. She also said she believes in second chances. Well, for some people you do.

Let's be honest. Should Dice get a second chance? It's just the hypocrisy of it. It's what's driving me nuts. Okay, we're going to go back to Trump, are we? Fly over state line two. Why hasn't Trump arrested Hillary yet? Either she did nothing illegal or Trump is playing all of us and is working with Hillary.

This guy's a Hillary hater. Trump supporters. What's up, flyover states? You got a real name? Yeah, it's only facts. Nick, I love you, man. Love your show. It's on your facts.

I don't get facts. Love your show. Thank you. Yeah, it's only facts. It's a political angle. I only talk facts. But hey, screw the Hillary thing. You already read what I said about that.

Why did Megyn Kelly not get a pass? Why did Tim Allen not get a pass why did tim allen not get a pass why is it certain people why does pete davison get a pass on you know making fun of disabled veterans why is it oh now they want kevin hart and i like kevin yeah but why does he get a pass this is all one-sided bullshit and we all see it and then they want to act like we're not seeing it this is and it makes me sick it makes me sick i can't watch tv i haven't watched tv for a long time but i do see it on the internet and it makes me sick it should but man i love your comedy and you're the shit man thank you brother stay just like you are do not change i don't know how to

change i don't know how to change well my personality or my underwear i really have problems with both um i get i get that feeling you're a guy that doesn't change you know you know yeah i get that feeling well thank you yeah i've listened to you a long time tough crowd you're up your episodes on tough crowd man they're rules you just dominated on that show but i love patrice too i gotta tell you man i love when patrice will get loud and obnoxious and you would you know this is your mom at the party he's still one of the funniest things you've ever done and that And that's some funny shit. I love that.

And he loved it. That's what I like about it. That's right. Thank you. And he's right. Well, that's the point I just made. This double and triple standards. And that's one of the beefs I used to have with Patrice.

He could get away with shit. He'd talk about women. If I ever said one-tenth of what Patrice or any other black comic, especially Patrice, said about women in relationships, misogynist, ba-ba-ba-ba-boop-beep-bop, it would be interesting if he was alive today saying that shit. But he would get a little more slack. It's not like he was fucking drugging and raping them like Bill Cosby. But that was one of my beefs. And he didn't really argue, you know, back that hard on that.

That, you know, his mentality, like a lot of black comics and people like, well, it's our turn to fucking talk. What? What does that got to do with what we're talking about? But he would say some of the most hateful shit about women, but so true and so goddamn funny. And that's the way it should be. But, you know, Ellen DeGeneres would not have

come to the rescue uh is she coming to the rescue of Louis CK you know maybe I'm wrong I don't know her freckle face white kid from Boston even though he's pretty liberal um you know but this mentality like i said anytime somebody makes a uh joke about a girl that means she's going to be raped and then and this is the this has been their playbook the left for the last 40 years and somehow it took traction it got legs so tired of it so ellen stop honey stop i'll let you borrow my jacket that i bought that people say i'm too old to wear But legs. So tired of it. So, Ellen, stop, honey. Stop. I'll let you borrow my jacket that I bought that people say I'm too old to wear. Let's go to Nick on line one. I think I booted him accidentally.

Nick, what's happening? Welcome to the show. Hello? You're on, sir. How are you? Oh, I'm well, eh? Yeah, no, I just wanted to call in and say I was a massive fan of you, and I've always loved your comedy.

And, yeah, I just had a few friends live up here in Montreal now. And, yeah, I just want to say that i appreciate that yeah i won't bother you too much that's all right but uh just a quick question with the uh louis ck thing i'm sure you've over you're tired of talking about it now yeah but when people bring it up do you think that they just ignore everything he ever did before in his comedy? I mean, like I love him. It's weird. It's like,

yes. People just ignore the whole fucking thing. As if like, he's never talked about like killing his kids and whatever. All of you guys, like I love all of you so much. And I'm just so surprised when people are like, like Judd Apatow and people who are like,

Oh, fuck him now. Well, don't, don't Nick, don't be surprised with people like Judd Apatow. judd apatow and people who are like oh fuck him now well don't don't nick don't be surprised with people like judd apatow judd apatow is a liberal from fucking long island new york the worst kind he and and and you're absolutely you're absolutely right louis has been saying heinous shit for years and they loved his ass but soon as again and i've been saying this too fem feminism the feminist movement is the most insidious evil shit that's ever happened to this country they are at the core of political correctness you can see it in commercials movies they can't leave it alone so soon as louis touched that third rail you're right they act they ignore everything he said up

to that point but now he hurt women's feelings and he acted like a pig and you're right they act they ignore everything he said up to that point but now he hurt women's feelings and he acted like a pig and you're absolutely right they did a fucking 360 on him or a 180 and uh that's a legitimate point yeah it's strange because um like a lot of my friends like i live in montreal now and just for laughs the other year when john apatow came to do his quote-unquote Netflix special, so many of my friends walked out because he kept repeating jokes because he kept fucking them up. And then, like, you know, like, I mean, that's not a line. Like, literally, like, tons of friends of mine, polite, who were just like, what the fuck is this?

And they hated him. So, I don't know. It's bizarre. Well, they should know better. I mean, 40-year-old virgin, whatever the fuck. The minute I saw the trailer, I'm like, oh, here we go again. Amy Schumer, I went to see the movie, Amy's movie, because she invited me

and shit. But I had to hold my nose at how fucking white guys are portrayed and stuff. And Judd's behind all that shit. Nothing worse than a New York liberal. Hey, great call, man. Call back, will you? Thanks. Yeah, thank you.

Lots of love. All right. Oh, my God. Somebody said fag. That means a homosexual will be stabbed tonight. Shut it. Stab with a penis in the ass. Why do you take it there, Nick?

Because. Ooh, my silver toothpick. I feel like a pimp when I do that. Let me get some fucking roast pork out my teeth, motherfucker. You know, so again, language and bup, bup, bup. Pete Davidson, yeah, he gets a pass because he's a young biracial kid. I like Pete. I fucking sit right into him at comedy clubs all the time and shit. But then he gets the Hillary tattoo and fucking he's makes fun as far as the vetting thing, making fun of the guy's eye. I'm

like, okay, he's a lefty, but that was cheap and easy. And, and then they settled it. He had the guy on. And what shows Pete's not a bad dude. But, you know, but he's... Look, when you get in show business, okay, you know who runs it. A lot of gay people run it. Okay, a lot of important... We all know it's ultra liberal. So if you stay in LA and if you have enough showbiz success, luckily I didn't. I lived in LA for almost five years. and I could feel myself getting infected with it.

You'll become stupid if you stay out there because you know, ooh, in order for me to get more gigs, I got to play the game. And people go, yeah, but Dennis Miller and Tom Selleck and Bruce Willis, they all came out after they had millions in the bank. Millions. Then they felt it safe. So me, I'm on basic cable with Colin Quinn saying shit. I had $11 for my name. Now I have $14.

Yeah, right. But we got to stop with this uh when you talk about offensive i i there hasn't been a joke that even pete pete davidson made a joke about his dad dying in the towers i mean so i cut him some slack you know but he seems very confused right now but uh there is some comedy that uh it's fun it's fun to watch people cringe. Here's a guy. Here's a guy that would make me wince, who I found hysterical. And I know Jimmy Norton, this guy was the idol of his. And excuse me.

But, you know, imagine this guy. In a perfect world, this guy could be on The Tonight Show doing this material. My buddy, the late, great Otto and George. You know what would be funny? If every time a guy had an orgasm, the head of his cock would shoot off like a champagne cork. Then you got to find your dick every fucking time you get laid. Honey, my cock is under the radiator.

Get a stick. All right. I can see it. It looks like a pink fireman's hat. Hurry up. All right. Hey, there's two cocks under a pink fireman's hat. Hurry up. Alright. Hey, there's two cocks under there.

What's going on? Alright. There's a black cock under the couch. Go. Alright. Leave it there, the cat'll get it. Alright. This little boy is talking to his father.

He goes, dad, what's a cunt? He goes, you know that furry thing between your mother's legs? He says, yeah, everything but that. Those girls really know how to suck that cock, boy. My girlfriend doesn't know how to give a good blowjob. She teases the cock, you know. She gives it a kiss, like, I go, what is that, your grandmother?

What do you want, money suck that car? Suck my cock like you're drowning in the balls contain oxygen Robert Goulet in the crowd I'm gonna fuck you in the ass right now. Take it easy now. Uh-oh. Gay person just died. I'll puncture your pancreas with my cock. Please.

Please, you wussy. So she gives me a little bit of head, right? And I feel that hot load of baby batter rising in my cock. And she goes, George, tell me before you come what is this ground rules but I'm gonna come the only thing I can say is what am I supposed to do make an announcement attention cocksucker attention whore get out of the way. The half and half is coming. This is not a test. Suck that cock.

Do you see the difference? I'm sure in a perfect world, he would be hosting the Oscars for the next 10 years. It's low, but yeah, I don't give a shit. It's still fucking funny. And, you know, you think Ellen would come to his defense? That's all I'm saying.

It can be so much worse than what Kevin Hart said, you know. But what's funny about that clip is it looked like he was at the Oscars because people were dressed up. That's what's so fucking hilarious. I'll do a theater and everybody dresses with, you know,shirt and jeans and shit that's what's fucking funny about it then you do you host the uh you know the uh porn video awards and everybody's dressed like it's the fucking oscars and the late great auto uh i mean oh my god so uh I'm just saying. People always ask, is that over the line? No, there is no line.

Stop doing that. You live in the United States of America. There is no line, especially as far as comedy goes. Good old Otto. Crazy as a shithouse rat. Lillie, great. He did a Letterman set, which was fucking hilarious, too. Dustin and Poughkeepsie.

Pete Davidson calling out Louis. Dustin, welcome to the show. How's it going? Hey, Nick. How are you? All righty. I just wanted to know what you thought about uh pete davidson calling out louis ck and uh uh latest uh new year's eve set that he did uh he called him out for saying you know like he said

uh he has like a harry potter tattoo and then alan rickman died and then he got a willie walken tattoo and then gene wilder died the next day yeah and then he was thinking about getting a louis tattoo yeah that was the joke yeah and at first he was thinking about getting a Louis tattoo. Yeah. That was the joke. Yeah. And at first I was thinking, you know, I'm not offended by it, but it's just a bad joke. And then he goes on and explains that he doesn't like Louis

because Louis tried to apparently get him fired from SNL because apparently he supposedly told Lauren that Pete Davidson smokes too much potter. Yeah. Yeah. and i'm just thinking you know i i could they're very similar comics i think pete davids because he's also a boundary pushing comedian just like louis you know he did like you said he did the 9-11 joke about his father and i am a fan of both comedians but i just think it was kind of weird that he goes after well another comedian like that no but the only I disagree with, he couldn't carry Louis' joke

book, but yeah, that's what's funny about this whole movement. This, you know, it started with a hashtag meet, whatever. Yeah, the comics who should be for free speech, they're the ones now

there's a whole generation, Pete's age, that are politically correct comics. They're getting out their pitchforks and going after guys like Louis. And that makes me realize you don't know what you do for a living, which is the definition of a hack, by the way. Same with Christian Finnegan, who I like personally. He's all right as a comic, but he's out there on Twitter bashing Louis and shit. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding me? And so, yeah, Pete's confused. I think he's just a young kid and hasn't picked a side yet. And, yeah, I couldn't, you know, I obviously disagree with,

and I doubt Louie, excuse me, I doubt Louie, who I know better than anybody, you know, tried to get Pete fired because of smoking. Pete fucking Louie did acid over 100 times in high school, and I don't think he would be... Yeah. I mean, in his life... No, I'm not saying that Pete Davidson's better than Louis.

No, I know. Louis is my favorite comic, obviously. No, I know you're not, but you said he was similar as far as pushing the boundaries. I disagree. Yeah, they're both boundary pushers, and they say shit to rile people up. Well, that's what comics do.

What funny comics do. I mean, Pete doesn't... Making a joke about your dad dying is not pushing the boundaries. It's pushing the boundaries of good taste, but it's not, you know, fucking... There aren't people on Twitter having wars about it, is my point.

But yeah, and he's a funny kid, Pete. So, you know, but yeah, he's way off the mark with Louie to answer your question. Thanks, Dustin. Appreciate kid, Pete. So, you know, but yeah, he's way off the mark with Louie, to answer your question. Thanks, Dustin. Appreciate it, buddy. Good call. Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy...

Should I take one more? I guess I should. A comedy question. Has an interesting take on changing the language about the phobia words like homophobia. Who's that, J.D. in Nashville? J.D., what's up? Hey, Nick, how you doing? What's your take on changing this whole phobia word thing?

Well, here's my, I think the problem is I have the real problem with when people change language. I have the real problem with when people change language. And whenever you actually look at, whenever you hear, oh, he's homophobic or he's transphobic. Phobia actually means a fear of. I don't have any fear of it. It's just annoying. Like whenever you make up.0003% of the population. 0.0003 part of the population. And I mean, you've said it a hundred times, but, and, but I just like,

literally like it, I feel like they're taking it way too far with the phobia. It's like, if you're going to train, change the language, let me know. And I'll still ignore it. But I mean, it's like, I just, why take a word that means something, change it. not let it let the general population know or i guess a lot of people don't give a shit but i just kind of noticed it and i don't know no you're right kind of get your take on it no you're right i remember hearing i think might have been rush limbaugh years ago talking about how the uh the left and the and feminists are making up words that don't have any misogyny, the Latin origin.

Some of the words have no actual origin. They're making up for their... And you know why they do it? It comes from just made up words. And you know why they do that? Because people glom onto it. The definition of political correctness is manipulating the language to manipulate people's behavior. And the left fucking learned that a long time ago.

And I'm sure it was done in Hitler during Hitler's days. It's been working for like 50 years. Exactly. They've been slamming it down their throat. And I know you've done this a million times, but not to keep running it over and over again, but the college campuses, I went back to do like a couple courses whatever and uh some of the stuff i heard from the uh the uh the uh like the heads of the departments or some of the professors yeah

and i'm like uh excuse me um that's not what that word means and i was like there's this thing we have a dictionary like i'm gonna kind of be a dick but uh and i'll get like, there's this thing, we have a dictionary. I'm going to kind of be a dick, but, uh, and I'll get like, no, actually what this word means. And I would go through it. And, uh, I didn't get over a C in those classes. So, uh, they took it to heart. Well, I'm glad you, I'm glad you did it. J.D. Good call, buddy. Thank you. Um, yeah, it's, it's a very effective tool and the right has to come up with some words. That's your assignment. You told come up with some words that we can use on the left you know just whip them up words about fulminate what is it fulminate fulminate yeah that's an

actual word yeah to speak out against yeah but that's no we have to come up with something that oh you want to make something up yeah Yeah. Something we can get going. Here we go. Let's move on to some other shit. Student, she's a black student, says she didn't cheat on the SAT. She just worked hard. I wanted to believe her until I saw who her lawyer was. A Florida student whose SAT score improved by nearly 300 points hired a famous civil rights attorney to defend her after the Educational Testing Service, that's ETS, invalidated her score.

The fact that this makes news on TV is just tells you the times of Lebanon. I'm sure she's the only student who has ever had their, you know, SATs invalidated for some reason. SATs invalidated for some reason. Camilla Campbell, 18, from Miami Gardens, said that after she got an initial SAT score of 900, that's about what I got, out of 1600 in March, her mom hired a tutor to help her.

She took online classes. I'm not buying it. She bought a copy of the Princeton Review Test. No, I'm not buying it. No, I'm kidding. Of course she did. I have to believe it. I'll be a racist.

Her October 6th score was 1230, something she and her lawyer, Ben Crump, and I'll refresh your memory on who he is. I wanted to believe her until I heard he was involved. RU is the product of hard work. Of course, CNN reported that. Anytime a black female or a black period or a woman period, anytime anybody questions anything they do, say, CNN is there, knocking on your door. What do they do to you, sweetie? What are those crusty old white fucks at the testing lab do to you? Following her score increase, Campbell received a letter from ETS reading,

Our preliminary concerns are based on substantial agreement between your answers on one or more scored sections of the test and those of other test takers. What was she cheating off? I don't think you can do that, can you? Don't you get all different tests now? Thanks to guys like me who used to go, what do you got there, Diane, for B, C, and D? Don't they? Yeah, you get like different orders of questions usually. Yeah.

That really hurt my grades when they figured that out. Ryan, relax. I don't know why you're staring at me like a psycho, but it's just a joke. I know you did very well. You spell stonem, S-T-O-N-E dash um. It's the funniest thing that's ever happened on this show. Anyways, the anomalies noted above

raise concerns about the validity of your scores. Doesn't, they're implying, I guess. Anyways, the anomalies noted above raise concerns about the validity of your scores. They're implying, I guess. Campbell enlisted high-profile civil rights attorney Crump. That's Ben Crump. He's a black guy. To fight against the testing company after it flagged your score. Campbell and Crump believe the testing company is accusing her of cheating.

They didn't really come out. Here's video one of Ms. Campbell, Camila. My name is Camila Campbell. I did not cheat. I studied and I focused to achieve my dreams, and I won't let ETS or anybody else take my dreams away from me. Oh, God. Taking a little black girl's dreams. Take my dream.

What are your dreams? What are your dreams? What are your dreams? What are your dreams other than seeing old white people kicked out of the country? And you could be on Oprah and she can be president. You can be vice president. Here's what else you have to say. In October, I turned in a letter from my tutor. I turned in a letter from my tutor. I turned in a letter from my teacher.

I wrote a statement myself along with pictures of the study book that I used on my own. She stood alongside her mother. Turnt. I turnt. I'll tell you right now she didn't get no 450 on her verbal. Turnt. Ryan's looking at me with a blank stare

because his whole generation says turnt they also say Manhattan and important I don't know when Manhattan and important became I hear anchor women doing it now this girl sounds uneducated it's hard for me to believe but again that's

neither here or there that's horrible to me I know and today how can you why because she hired Ben Crump you don't remember Ben Crump neither here or there that's horrible to me to i know and today nick how can you how can you why because she hired ben crump you don't remember ben crump you know ben crump his do you remember the michael brown hands up don't shoot yeah he was the jerk off that defended that whole family and tried to uh say that the darren davis the cop who was involved was guilty and Michael had his hands up and all. That's who Ben Crump is. So if he's going to defend that

fucking thing that gave birth to the Black Lives Matter movement, I'm sorry. Nothing personal and I could be wrong folks. You could be smart as a whip but I didn't hear it.

Listen, Crump is an alumni of Florida State University. That's where this girl wants to go. She hopes to enroll in the dance program. Who cares what her math and fucking verbal is if she's going to dance, for Christ's sake. One, two, three, four. I. One, two, three, four.

I got one, two, three, four. Kick that leg up, you... What, Ryan? What's the matter, Ryan? Is this show too rough for you? Should I replace you with a black guy that has some balls? I think they misspelled her name. They wrote Camilla Campbell with three L's, and it's just giving me an aneurysm.

Where? Where is that? Screen. It's driving me fucking nuts. I'm surprised they didn't put three K's at the beginning of her first name. That would have been more fucking appropriate. Three Kambala.

We're trying to crush little black girls. This is on National Story. You're going to tell me there haven. This is on the national story. You're going to tell me there haven't been some white students who had their grades questioned? But again, you've got to know the times you'll be living in. You can't say turnt. Jason never even took an SAT and he got into college. You didn't, Chase?

You didn't take an SATs? Where'd you go, SUNY cock-a-poop-o? You know, I went to community college first I was kind of a turd in high school What do you mean a turd? You're kind of a turd now, I don't understand Yeah, a little less of one What do you mean?

What kind of turd? I just didn't care too much about school And then I went to community college Got my grades up He didn't go to school You didn't care about school much? Boy, that separates you from a lot of high school students I know, right?

He didn't go to school. You didn't care about school much? Boy, that separates you from a lot of high school students. I know, right? He didn't show up. Anyhow, glad do I have to piss. We might have to play a... You know what? Listen, we're outraged about the accusation, the innuendo that this young black student can't achieve.

That if she is to have achieved a 1230 in the STD, she must have done something appropriate. We reject that allegation. That's fine. You have a right to. Superintendent of Miami Dade School Daisy Gonzalez-Diego called the predicament disturbing. Well, she has to because she's a brown woman. Although this is a test administered by a private entity and not MDCPS, we feel a moral obligation to intervene. Daisy Gonzalez-Diego said, well, don't. Keep your nose out of it. Campbell's high school teacher, Julio Estrada, is also speaking up about Campbell's hard work. Campbell's an honor student,

has a 3.1 GPA. Campbell struck me as an individual who worked hard to improve her grade in my class. She struck me as an individual who got 900 combined on her SATs, which is probably what I got. I think she cheated. During her time in my class, I never witnessed any dishonesty or other... Listen to

people bowing, bending over backwards not to crush your dreams. Zach Goldberg, a spokesman... Oh, we're going to hear from the college board said the tests aren't i repeat aren't flagged on scores alone the letter never references score gains as a reason for her scores being under review zach goldberg told cnn an email and they throw that in as the last sentence in the article well you could you expound on that why did you flag if it wasn't but they don't do that in the article.

Why? Because that would be pushback against what the young black girl is saying. Can you give us the whole story once? When it comes to race. Please. Please. Just once. Can I slip in some super chats?

Yeah, go ahead. I need a new tie. Go ahead. For Miss Tlaib, you know, your son looks like a fig to me. That's what Patrick Dore said.

About Miss Tlaib? Yeah, Miss Tlaib. Oh, Tlaib. Your son looks like a fig to me. Yeah. Maybe he missed the eye. They're big on figs over there. I know Muslims love their figs, the Middle East, because the Comedy Cellar, the Yellow Tree Cafe, they have a lot of fig things.

What is that? He looks like a fig to me. Am I missing something? Did he mean fag? I don't know. No. Probably meant fig. I don't know. Go ahead. meant fig. I don't know.

Go ahead. Doctor says, love you, Nick. Doctor, love you too, as long as you're not the type of doctor that puts on the rubber and fishes for my class ring. Go ahead. Bunny says, if Kevin Hart was white,

he would be dragged behind a gay pride float by his feet. Capital F-O-H. And I don't know what that means. That's a little controversial because that sort of brings in the visuals of those white jerk-offs that dragged the poor black guy behind the truck in Texas. And I don't know if I want to touch that one, Bunny, but that was, you probably make a good point. If that was Larry the Cable Guy, they'd fucking crucify him.

You'd probably make a good point. If that was Larry the Cable Guy, they'd fucking crucify him. I'm so tired of pointing out the double and triple standards when it comes to gender and race, but she's absolutely right about that. I'm going to go pee-pee. Play the Flintstones Raging Bull. You cue it up.

I'm going to go whiz. So give me a stage where this bull here can rage, and though I can fight, I'd much rather recite that sense of tainment. I want you to hit me in the face. What? I want you to hit me in the face. Forget about it. Joey, I want you to hit me in the face.

Go ahead. Forget about it. I ain't doing it. Did I not tell you just to do it? Now I'm telling you, you got to do it. I know what you said. I ain't doing it. Fucking nothing. I just to do it now i'm telling you gotta do it i know what you said i ain't doing it i want you to lay me out go ahead don't overcook it overcook it's no good what are you doing you're overcooking it bring it over watch your stick it's like a piece of charcoal bring it over here yeah it's steak that's all

i want that's all i want you my wife what you want. That's there. You fucked my wife. What? You fucked my wife. Where do you get your balls big enough to ask me that? Makes you again. Did you or did you not? That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. I'm going to leave. Understand, you fucking wacko?

Fuck you! Fucking screwball, you. Fuck your mother! They bring the flowers That bloom in May So if it's raining All right, we're back. Guys, we have to come up with something other than one note. Well, the Raging Bull video finished.

I know. I held that piss so long that it wouldn't come out. You know? I held that piss so long that it wouldn't come out. You know? I have a technique. I have to reach up under my bowls and sort of like milk myself. Because I'm dehydrated. I worked out hard today.

And I only had a little bit to drink. That and I have the prostate of Hyman Roth. I'm a Jew on a pension. Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da. That and I have the prostate of Hyman Roth. I'm a Jew on a pension. Hey. Anyways, Ben Crump, I'm sorry, but your credibility is shot with me and that's who they run to. What's the matter?

Sharpton wasn't? But it makes news is the point. Restaurant forced to take down sign over offensive name. Oh, God, help us. The owner of a soon-to-be French-Vietnamese restaurant in New Hampshire. Right there. That makes me laugh right there. Is there a big French-Vietnamese population in fucking New Hampshire?

Jesus. Mau. Somebody in Durham going, Mau. Mau. Jesus. Mao. Somebody in Durham going, Mao. That's a Mao. Mao. Mao. That's from, you know. Anyhow, French Vietnamese restaurant

in New Hampshire is set to meet with the city manager of Keene, that's the town, following concerns that the eatery's name sounds like a profane phrase. We have to have a fucking meeting about that. Oh, God, there's the appetizers. Pho Keene Great, which is fucking cute. I'm a comedian.

Pho is a popular dish, Vietnamese dish. You know that, right? P-H-O, pronounced pho. So it's fucking great is what they're saying. It's cute. It's whimsical. It's a cock of Spaniel and German shepherd with duck saw. It's not scheduled to open until March 1st.

Had already displayed a small sign prominently featuring the name, which is a play on both Vietnamese dish pho and the name of the town. City manager Elizabeth Dragon, perfect name, said the owner, Isabel Jolie, hadn't gotten permission to hang a sign displaying the name outside the restaurant. Jolie has since had it removed. Is that the real reason, Miss Elizabeth Dragon? The restaurant's Facebook page has

also been polling social media users, asking if they think the name of the restaurant is offensive. The issue is pending. What are we at? A fucking sixth grade mentality. Let's just think about this for a second

King New Hampshire so who's offended New Hampshire is the whitest state in the fucking union it makes Montana look like god damn Nigeria it really does so who's offended

who's offended people who voted for Hillary and who like Pelosi and want to impeach. That's who has a problem with it. You think it's a shitload of Vietnamese upset about this? Aren't they the ones who would...

Who's offended? Falkin. Fucking white liberals. Honest to God. Please, I'll die soon. fucking white liberals honest to god please all die soon the issue is pending a meeting with a city manager

and her team the restaurant wrote in its post which found that 97% of respondents found the name to be fun rather than offensive

this is a perfect time to than offensive. This is a perfect time to... So it's a democracy. They win. Leave that up there while I'm playing with myself. What bothers me is you need a permit to hang a fucking sign.

Oh, hell yeah. You should live here. I need a permit to take a shit. Not funny, stupid. You want some super chats while you're scrolling? No, I don't. Did you hear me ask for them? Why is everyone so fucking stupid?

Why aren't more people interrogating? Like that's the honor of the how did i forget that how did i forget that it's fucking great i love it by the way i still draw that little racist uh chinese person when i doodle that makes me by the way I am the original deplorable you know that don't you and I'm one of the original toxic males yeah let's have a

super chat there killer it's fucking great and you say Mao and so Mao Mao Mao

alright so from Amish Space Force. That's from Deer Hunter, the movie, fellas. Deer Hunter that you should... Go ahead. Amish Space Force. Hillary drinks Chardonnay out of a Haitian toddler's dried skull.

See? Okay. Yeah, I guess so. Yes, she does. Probably right after after that she has a nice plate of snatch she likes a nice dry way well Todd Joachim says what are your thoughts on Canada

this is my thoughts on Canada Canada Canada home and native land. True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise. The true north strong and free. From both far and wide,

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free. O

Canada, we stand on guard for thee O Canada, we stand on guard for thee That's what I think of it. I know your national anthem, and I don't know mine I love Canada it's a beautiful place a little politically correct Toronto is way too PC great city though Montreal you won't find uh hutter broads on the planet than in Montreal and uh you got a great country there you you hate that liberal fag that's running the fucking show so yeah i'm a big fan and i'm a bruins fan

so i hate the canadians but uh anyways anything else just slow down the show that's all for speed bumps speed bump it's a fucking 12-foot pothole anyways folks uh conservative radio host in hiding after receiving threat of mass shooting. Imagine that. You guys... Conservative radio talk show's Michael Savage has changed locations after a restaurant he frequents received a mass shooting threat for serving him.

Just another leftyy unhinged. Don't you move, you motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. The undisclosed establishment allegedly received an email warning serious fucking damage, in quotes, if they allowed Savage to dine at the restaurant. This is just typical for the left, you know. I demand that you refuse to allow Michael

in your fucking restaurant again, reads the threat, which was obtained by the Washington Times. He is a racist white supremacist piece of shit. The email goes on to refer to Savage as a crypto Jew who the sender plans to kill along with turning the restaurant into a shooting gallery unless they refuse to serve him. Again, you get this couple this with a filthy mouth Muslim and the nice people. Don't want to listen to me? Well, I guess you're all going to fucking die, the email sender threatens. I will wait and watch your fucking business. And when I see him go in there, I'm going to start shooting everybody I can find.

I own three guns and I can do some serious fucking damage. Savage told the Washington Post, he said authorities have a suspect they're looking at. They think it's Pete Mihaljevic. I went back to the Canada thing. It made no sense. Local and federal law enforcement agencies are investigating the threat. Savage, a veteran talk radio host

of 25 years and the author of four New York Times bestsellers, has sparked controversy on his program before. During the 2016 election, he faced backlash, including being temporarily taken off WABC in New York for a segment on Hillary Clinton's delicate health, which suggested she had Parkinson's disease. He's also not allowed, he's on a fucking, he's banned from flying into the UK.

One of the douchebag women that runs the government over there a few years ago put him on a terrorist list because of his beliefs. I don't know if that's been lifted since. Just to give you an idea how the left thinks and who the real fascist fucks are. Shooting up a restaurant. He has to... You love chasing people at the restaurants, Ted Cruz, chasing people out. And what's with restaurants and unhinged liberals? Somebody get them a nice bowl of fucking kale and rice and borscht i'm talking about the liberals and pissing it for me ryan your thoughts piss ain't a bad drink why do i go to him he's grossing me out Why do I go to him?

He's grossing me out. Let's go to Luke in L.A. Went to the movies and the commercials. All the bad people, white and the good people. We're interracial couples. What's up, Luke? You aren't kidding about those French-Canadian girls. They are fucking gorgeous.

My mom's French-Canadian. Not to say I want to sleep with her. They all got those... They have a very specific... It looks like a pointy nose, and it makes them very exotic. You like a pointy nose? Well, Chuck Schumer must be attractive to you. You know, if it's slow, but there's no other...

I went to the movies this weekend. Yes, sir. And they play the commercials before the movie starts. And they have the what not to do in the theater. They're like, don't do this. And a guy answers this phone. It's a white goth girl. And she's like, oh, my God.

Hello, Becky. And she picks up the phone. And they put like that Ghostbusters don't do this sign over her face. And they're like, oh, also don't do this. And his face and they're like oh also don't do this and uh somebody somebody puts up their phone it's another this is a white guy yep and then the third one is uh definitely don't do this and it's a guy like uh uh filming the movie so he could he could pirate it later yes of course a white guy fat white guy yes that's who's on their phone in the fucking room all the white people yes luke you are you

are it's that's the thing and apparently though you know what's funny about the people who make those are obviously lefties and they're the ones who diversity is their mantra but it's not important is it when it comes to pointing out bad behavior diversity wasn't important in that ad it and and again the fucking uh greg fitzsimmons of the world will say, oh, DePaulo, poor white guy, blah, blah. It's not the fucking point. It's not the point. It's this type of shit. It's not only it's all white.

It's the complete opposite of how it really is. It's so fucking insulting. And the worst one, Luke, if you fly a lot, I don't know what airlines. I can't remember. I fly them all. I know it was Delta American, but they put on the the same thing they put on a video what not to do during it couldn't be the the stewardesses are black and then the flight attendant and all the fucking assholes talking out loud uh you know not shutting off their computer it's it's so insulting i wanted to suck a punch the first

fucking he she flight attendant that walked by me. But yeah, no. Now, once you're aware of that, Luke, you won't be able to enjoy anything the rest of your life out of Hollywood. No, you and Anthony Cumbia ruined everything for me, but I still thank you for it. Thanks, Luke. Take it easy, buddy. It's so true. It's fine. Make a thing showing that people don't acting badly at the theaters and,

and, but you know, throw in some of that diversity you guys are so big on it. That's how you know it's somebody's agenda. That's how you know, it's just so fucking embarrassing. I can't take it no more. A man assaulted in iPhone robbery.

Oh, not the crazy Polish again. Four, it just says men. I'll say black and brown men because that's the truth of it. I want to buy the NYPD for assaulting a man in order to steal his iPhone. Even when they have video, they can't even say it in the article.

Security camera video shows the men approaching the unsuspecting 38-year-old as he walked along Cleveland Street just after midnight on December 18th. Here's the video of the scum. Guy by himself. Anybody got a dram of me it's uh it's not working it's not working i have to refresh it uh you're probably liberal and you don't want it to work jason honestly it goes deeply against my agenda so i apologize fucking trust me i'll read on.

Two of the men approach him from behind and repeatedly punch him while the other two pull the iPhone from his hands. Again, the suspects flee the scene. The victim's sustained bruises swelling to the face. Police describe the suspects as... Oh, they are going to mention it in the video. My apologies. Individual number one is described as a male, black, 16 to 18 years old, approximately five foot tall with short hair and glasses. Individual two is described as a male, black black 16 to 18 years old approximately five foot tall with short

hair and glasses individual two is described as a male black 16 to 18 years old approximately 5 11 with a short hair angelo threes oh they broke up the is described as a male hispanic 16 to 18 years old 5 10 with you wonder why you know people have trouble individual number four is described as a male hispanic 16 to 8 years old 5 10 tall with short hair and a black do-rag and a black jacket and black got the video uh go ahead it's kind of grainy anyways but okay sucker punch just fucking weasels just weasels Everybody should carry a gun concealed. Nice, huh?

I'm sure CNN will run that around. Even the locals, it's not news that happens so much. That's, I guess, that's the excuse, but... There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind! Run through a motherfucker face. And then I'm watching the news all the time, the local news here in New York, and there'll be a crime like that, even without, when they don't have footage,

sometimes they'll mention it, but they won't describe. They'll say it was four males. You know how irresponsible that is if you're in that subway fucking let's say 10 minutes later or whatever you know you know irresponsible is not to describe the race of the they describe the fucking color of the sneakers their pants they always get a good look they know they have short hair light you know mustache won't mention the ever think of that r Cuomo ever think you're a fucking idiot people

libs do you ever think of that we're not going to mention the race and people say that's because everybody knows who it is okay that's even more racist you're saying we assume you know who it is my buddy's a cop down in Miami and he remembers getting a call and or his sergeant

got a call there was just a mugging or a rape or something and they go describe me and the guy goes the kid the guy he was a young black kid uh he was wearing a hoodie he had Air Jordan sneakers on and the sergeant goes oh that guy I mean that that could be racist but I mean he's a cop in Miami uh but uh but, I mean, he's a cop in Miami. But not mentioning the... It's irresponsible. Somebody else is going to get hurt. It never changes.

It's all born out of cowardice, too. Left-wing cowardice. Finally, tonight. Oh, what do I got? Video shows beating at cta red line in chicago station this is from cbs chicago police are looking for a group of male teenagers uh it doesn't say the color wanted in connection with several attacks that happened december 29th at the chicago avenue red line station a facebook video shows a man being beaten during one of the attacks. Here we go.

What the fuck? Tell me why again everybody shouldn't be able to carry a gun to protect themselves. Seriously. Tell me again. Why? Hmm? Like rats. Like termites.

Anyways. I think I've had enough of today. The world disgusts me. I can't take it no more. I can't take it no more. In the words of a very influential, great American, and a very well-spoken person. What's his name, the running back? Marshawn Lynch.

Run through a motherfucker face. That's all I got to say. When in question, surrounded by a bunch of rats in the subway. Run through a motherfucker face. That's exactly right. All right, that is it, ladies and gentlemen, for the week. I thank you for tuning in and uh i hope the facebook people came on over to whatever we had listen to this we put up the clip of me

talking about louis uh jason did it was up to 13 000 views i know that's a lot of louis juice but but they know that i know him well and uh i'm a comic and i am close to him and i have an opinion on it uh but 13 000 views and added over i don't know 500 youtubers uh last night subscribers so uh this shows a rocket ship okay it's a small light plane that's going to crash into a mountain but um i can't thank you enough for tuning into it and uh give the twinks credit too they know what they're doing. And Priscilla. That is it for the week. I will see you on Monday.

Is that correct? On Monday I will see you. Remember, you guys think it. I will say it. You're very welcome. Now take a look at this. Bye. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go ahead and do that. Bye.