The Nick DiPaolo Show - Libs Eatin' Libs | Nick DiPaolo Show #377
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Hey guys, what's going on? As you know right now, some serious strife in this country.
The vision like we've never seen it. Brink of civil war, slow motion riot,
whatever you want to call it. But it's all based around race. Can you hear the sirens in the
background? That's probably a cop beating somebody up. Anyways, my point is it's about race and black and white, whatever, and
racism, which nowhere else can you talk about it honestly other than shows like this. Even Fox News
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Now I want you to all enjoy the show.
So enjoy. Enjoy. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let me just say this about that.
I know Roger Stone.
Roger Stone's a friend of mine.
Have we confirmed that yet or what?
She's still diddling, daddling?
Huh?
Roger, I'm trying to fucking be a friend to you.
You say nice things about me.
I say nice things about you.
Free at last!
Free at last!
I never did anything wrong. And I promise never to do it again. Let me just say this about that. Have you heard Nixon tapes? Oh my God. I'll
tell you, the blacks, God bless them, but they'll never catch us. They're five hundred
years behind. And the fucking Jews. It's the Jews.
I think Nixon would get along good with Nick Cannon.
We'll get to him in a few minutes.
Another genius.
Another black guy who would be a fucking janitor if he's born in any other country.
He's talentless.
He fucked Mariah Carey and he got famous.
And, you know, he hates Whitey and he hates Jews.
Viacom dropped.
I'll get to that in a few minutes.
Anyways.
Oh, yeah.
That is the name of the show today.
Libs eating libs because there's a ton of it going on out there.
I was watching the news.
I had an erection.
They are just coming after each other now.
They created standards that they can't even keep them.
And I can't sit home watching whatever, Fox News,
and seeing like Ricky Gervais, who I love, by the way,
very funny, great guy, politically incorrect, but he's getting all the credit for pushing back against Hollywood.
And then I'm watching somebody else going,
oh, the woman that I'm about to cover here,
this Barry Weiss who quit the New York Times,
and she's making a point on Rogan's podcast.
Well, yeah, there's a lot of people in Hollywood that,
you know, right to center,
but they didn't come out of the closet until after they had millions of dollars.
You know how many times I've said that in the last 15 years? So I sit home at night watching these fucking people and going, why am I not? Is it because I like to drop the cunt word every
three seconds? I know how to temper my act. I'm a professional, God damn it.
I've done 20 national TV appearances. Never get fired from a radio show for anything I said.
Anyways, libs eating libs.
Barry Weiss, which is a woman.
We have the picture to prove it, right, producer?
Oh, yeah, another piece of ass at the New York Times.
In this article, here's how you know the left wing slant.
A controversial opinion writer
she was controversial because she didn't go far left like everybody else the new york times she
actually saw the world a little more fair she was a bit kind of a moderate you know how controversial
she is though they make her out to be like a right winger she openly cried the day that Trump won the election. She openly weeped at her desk.
And she's not far enough left for the New York Times.
Anyway, she's an opinion writer.
She was for the Times.
Resigned from the newspaper on Monday,
blasting the institution on her way out
and a scathing letter explaining why she chose to leave her job.
Your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness.
Yummy, yummy, you guys.
In the registration letter Weiss posted online Tuesday, the self-described politically homeless
writer criticized the Times for fostering what she called an illiberal environment that
she said was especially heartbreaking.
In other words, she's a liberal even she wasn't even far enough left she's kind of an old school liberal who
used to believe in looking at all the ideas and twitter she says is not on the master head of the
new york times wise row but twitter has become its ultimate editor and you don't get any more
far left than fucking twitter the twitter universe just a bunch
of judgmental pieces of shit sitting in their mom's basement attacking anybody the sanctimonious
assholes who've never done anything in their life stories she said are chosen talking about the new
york times and told in a way to satisfy the narrowest of audiences rather than to allow a curious public to read about the world and then draw their own conclusions.
And that's what, you know, got our can.
All right, get up.
My question to you, Miss Weiss, you just realize that you started working from a few years ago?
You just realize that's how the Times is.
That's the only problem I have with it.
Kathleen Kingsbury, the Times acting editorial page editor, thanked Weiss in a statement for her many contributions.
This is what the Times acting editorial page said about Weiss after she was canned,
I'm personally committed to ensuring that the Times continues to publish voices, experiences, and viewpoints from across the political spectrum.
Suck my ass.
In the opinion report, Kingsbury said, we see every day how impactful and important that approach is, especially through the outsized influence the Times opinion journalism has on the national conversation.
Can you imagine her saying that?
Liar, liar, liar, whore, you know it.
You're lying.
And you're a piece of shit.
How dare you?
This is why the woman resigned resigned and you're saying it's
just the opposite there how fucking ignorant do you think and it's not the paper of record
hasn't been for about 20 years if you tried to be objective weiss faced criticism in june when
the newspaper faced backlash over the publication of Republican Senator Tom Cotton's
op-ed, which argued for sending in the military troops to U.S. cities to quash unrest that had
broken out after the George Floyd incident. In a series of tweets, Weiss tweeted that there was a
civil war that has been raging inside the New York Times between the wokes and older liberals like herself.
The tweets drew public backlash from some of Weiss's own colleagues.
They can't handle the fucking truth.
They live in their own fucking bubble.
Oh, they're disgusting.
They're fascist fucks.
Wife said her resignation letter that she was subject to constant bullying by her colleagues at the Times who disagree with her views. She wrote that colleagues have called her a Nazi and racist and that she was demeaned on company wide Slack channels.
You're just finding this out.
Welcome to the club, Miss Weiss.
It's been going on for 30 years with people like us.
You're deplorable, apparently.
Imagine?
She said, there's some coworkers insist
I need to be rooted out of this company
is to be a truly inclusive one.
While others post axe emojis next
to my name weiss wrote still other new york times employees publicly smear me as a liar
and a bigot on twitter with no fear that harassing me will be met with uh appropriate action they
never are yeah because it's the new york times you know there used to be this myth that fascism had to be right wing. It's not.
It's left wing.
Eileen Murphy, a spokesman for the Times, said we're committed to fostering an environment of
honest, searching, empathetic dialogue between colleagues, one where mutual respect is required of all.
Fuck your mother!
Was her reply.
Rats just lying, lying through their fucking teeth.
It's a mental illness.
I used to laugh when people said that about libs.
And I know libs at home are saying, well, these people aren't liberal.
They're far left radicals.
It's all the same, though.
It's all the same.
Joe Biden's supposed to be a moderate, okay?
He's pushing the New Green Deal.
He had the balls to come out the other day and say, you know, the world's going to end in nine years.
He's taking his marching orders from AOC.
There is no more classic liberals.
Under the category of
libs eat libs again,
here's one for you.
This one cracked me the fuck up.
Gary Garrels, the long time
senior curator
of painting and sculpture
at the San Francisco Museum
of Modern Art. Yeah, when I think
a right wing alt-right fascist,
I think of the curator of a fucking museum of modern art. Yeah, when I think a right-wing alt-right fascist, I think of the curator
of a fucking museum
of modern art
in San Francisco.
Look at him.
He should have a fucking
white sheet on his head.
White beard, white hair,
white supremacy.
Can you imagine?
He's resigned
after coming under fire.
Here's what he said, Raz,
for saying the museum
will still collect work from white artists.
That was his fucking...
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
Jesus Christ is right, Raz.
Can you fucking imagine?
That city...
Don't burn down Minneapolis.
Burn down San Francisco start
with a city council office then Pelosi's house again I'm kidding I don't mean you
I'm fucking but he's a curator for an art museum in San Francisco he's too far right
artnet.com first reported on the controversy, which stemmed from Garrel's reportedly saying,
don't worry, we will definitely still continue to collect white artists at the end of a meeting centered around new acquisitions from artists of color in the wake of the George Floyd, blah, blah, blah.
And a renewed reckoning over race in America. That's all he said.
But there was some new people of color in the room.
And all the other white pussies, all the white spineless fags said, how dare you?
Garrels reportedly stated that no longer collecting white artists would be a form of reverse discrimination,
which in turn prompted calls for his removal.
What's the world coming to?
Wouldn't you like to see him go back?
Like, you know how guys snap when they get fired? Most of the time it's black. What's the world coming to? Wouldn't you like to see him go back?
Like, you know how guys snap when they get fired?
Most of the time it's black.
White guys too.
But they go back to their employees and shoot up the place.
Again, knocking down on that type of shit.
I'm just saying.
He should go in there, right?
I'm sure he's got keys to a museum.
He should go in there at like 3 in the morning with a sledgehammer.
And just break all the black art.
Fucking pussy. Is anybody going to stand up and grow some sack?
Let me tell you, YouTube kicks me off here.
I will fucking fly out there tomorrow
to find out where these Indians
and Asians that run Google.
I will follow their kids to school.
I will kill their pets.
I wouldn't do that.
I'm not like that.
I'm a very rational white fella.
Garrels, yeah, he's,
a group of former employees
started a petition
demanding Garrels resign
or be removed from his position.
You would think he raped
the black baby on camera
with petitioners alleging that the terms reverse,
listen to this,
the term reverse discrimination and reverse racism
are white supremacist and racist language.
You need to shut the fuck up.
What isn't white supremacist?
What kind of language is left?
What do we have, six words that we can fucking say?
That was an African guy talking.
Gary's removal from the museum is non-negotiable. The petition, which has garnered
over 200 signatures, reads, considering his lengthy tenure at the institution,
we ask just how long have his toxic white supremacist beliefs regarding race and equity
directed his position curating the content of the museum?
How long?
Apparently not that long because he's been there forever.
And you guys even compliment
what a great job he's done.
So maybe it's you
that's lost your fucking mind.
Now here's where he loses me.
He does the fucking,
what everybody does
once they fold, comes out with an apology.
Why?
You hoping you're going to get another job somewhere at a museum?
Enjoy your life.
You're in your late 90s for fuck's sake.
In an email to the staff obtained by ArtNet, Doug Garrett-Garrels wrote,
I want to offer my personal and sincere apology to every one of you.
I realized almost as soon as I used the term
reverse discrimination that this is an offensive term and was an extremely poor choice of words on
my part. I am very sorry at how upsetting these words were to many staff. You fucking. I do not
believe I have ever said that it is important to collect the art of white men. I have said that
it's important that we do not exclude consideration of the art of white men.
Why do you come out and say that?
It makes it hard for people like me.
You can act like a man.
What's the matter with you?
So what you're saying is your firing was actually called for.
It was the correct decision?
Is that what you're saying? They were right? Mr. Garrels? Your firing was actually called for. It was the correct decision.
Is that what you're saying?
They were right?
Mr. Garrels?
Garrels worked at the museum from 1993 to 2000, before returning in 2008 to now.
So that's seven years and then another 12, 19 years.
He is the fourth employee from that museum to depart in the last month due to internal turmoil.
That's how far left everybody's going.
Oh, my God, Raz, help me out, will you?
I'm going to build a statue of, give me a famous black guy, I don't know, Ray Lewis,
in my front yard, then I'm going to pull it down, just to see the reaction.
Sammy Davis Jr.
Just to get some controversy going.
Staying on libs eating libs tonight uh prominent conservative commentator this is a gay guy by the
way and uh he's really smart i used to read his stuff i'm not saying now they're going why why
did you point that out because he's gay people no i'm just saying he happens to be conservative
and gay which is a little unusual um andrew sullivan announced tuesday he will move on
from new york magazine i don't know why you're working there in the first place here he is about Andrew Sullivan announced Tuesday he will move on from New York Magazine.
I don't know why you're working there in the first place.
Here he is about to salute the high Hitler thing.
I got it.
He used to be on Fox all the time.
Very smart, dude.
Anyways, so he's moving on from new york magazine which is a liberal rag
i wouldn't let my fucking cat shit on if i had a cat uh on he's he's uh quitting on the heels of
barry weiss uh abrupt resignation from the new york times he's a very good writer he's very smart
he's a fag i don't care. That's got nothing to do with it.
Why do you have to
say shit like that?
The guy...
He's a fag.
I don't give a shit.
I have plenty of gay
friends in this business.
Judy Gold's
one of my favorite people.
She's 6'8",
270 pounds.
You think I'm angry?
She's the most angry
and makes me laugh
so fucking hard
she scares the shit out of me um Sullivan's announcement came just hours after Weiss
stepped down from a position as a writer at the time so uh you know that uh same social media
platform they're talking about Twitter you know they had an eruption over the news, including rumblings of a possible, excuse me, team up between Sullivan and Weiss.
I'd say Barry's future is a lot more promising than the New York Times, wrote Sullivan prior to announcing his own resignation.
Following his own announcement, Sullivan only teased at his next chapter.
He said, I've been preparing for this eventuality
and the column will continue elsewhere, he wrote.
He says it's self-evident why he quit,
so you guys figure it out.
See you on Friday when I detail some exciting news.
That's how he ended his article.
Bye-bye.
Good for you, Andrew.
Take it somewhere else.
He's a fag.
I don't care, man.
Raz is half a fag. I don't care, man. Raz is half a fag.
We hired him.
Couldn't be further from the truth.
He's got a wife and kids.
He's a real fucking man.
Time to touch up the hair.
A little too white.
I'm going to come in here
with a pitch black Elvis wig tomorrow.
Hey, here's a hateful black guy like there's any other kind.
Nick fucking Cannon.
A guy who fucked Mariah Carey, then she got too fat.
That's how he got famous.
I guess he was on Nickelodeon when he was a kid.
I had a razz, was he?
What did he do on Nickelodeon?
He was a writer on Nickelodeon.
Oh, he's a writer.
That's about right.
Anyways, he's in the news because he just got canned.
A recent episode of Nick Cannon's Cannon Class podcast.
Rad says he listens to it.
He doesn't listen to any of the White Paws.
He listens to Tyson, Nick Cannon,
Will Chamberlain used to have, and he...
Well, I have you. Who else do I need?
Huh?
That's a good point.
I pretty much cover the white side.
Anyways, a recent episode of Nick Cannon's class podcast
has been making waves for the singer supposedly...
See how they put supposedly in there? See how left all the media is? Nick Cannon's class podcast has been making waves for the singer supposedly.
See how they put supposedly in there.
See how left all the media is.
I don't even write down the sources because it's all polluted for his supposedly racist and anti-Semitic comments.
That's the Daily Caller who's a right.
And they put in the word supposedly.
What the fuck is supposedly? If Trump said this shit about Jews,
you think they put supposedly?
The Daily Caller put,
when you have a person who has the lack,
this is, this is Nick Cannon talking.
When you have a person who has the lack of pigment,
the lack of melanin,
that they know they will be annihilated.
Therefore, they know that however they got the power,
they have a lack of compassion.
Melanin comes with compassion, Cannon
quoted. He called
Jews
and white people
the true savages.
Get this through your head, you
Jew motherfucker, you!
And he's a big fan of Farrakhan.
The satanic Jews.
They control everything and mostly everybody.
His supposedly anti-Semitic comments.
He's backing that shit.
Oh, my God.
Look, Farrakhan's right, but the thing is,
no, I'm just, un-fucking-believable. There's something wrong with the black man's mind.
There's something wrong with his mind. So let me repeat, he said Jews and whites,
Nick Cannon said. He's talking to Professor Griff from Public Enemy, who just he hates Jews like you wouldn't believe.
So a couple of brothers just having a discussion how evil whites and Jews are.
But the Jews and the whites are real savages.
And I sort of disagree.
I have a little evidence to back it up.
Let's see who the savages really are.
Roll the tape.
Let's go.
Fuck them.
Get right to the.
Roll the tape. Let's go.
Fuck them.
Get right to the.
This guy seen in this video knocking an elderly woman to the ground in Manhattan.
Happened around 320 miles.
Brown person.
White woman.
Next.
Here's a girl.
Roll them.
With shocking video.
That's a girl.
A 15-year-old girl brutally attacked.
Look at all those Jews and whites. And robbed by a gang of teenage boys in Brooklyn.
Look at those savages.
Look, more Jews and white beaters.
When they approached, he just took the beating. Six kicks to the head from five people in all.
The fifth one at the end came out of the store after purchasing his goods.
Oh!
And then he came up to me and kicked me in the face and said, Black Lives Matter.
Next.
At the Wisconsin State Fair last week,
a flash mob turned into
a violent free-for-all
with racial overtures.
My mom just got like a deck
for a flash mob.
Crunch in the face for no reason.
Flash mobbing after white people.
A series of flash mob robberies
and street fights.
Oh, look at all the Jews and whites
going crazy.
Was broadcast on Facebook Live Tuesday.
It is right, huh?
He represents.
Showing a white teenage victim with mental health issues being abused by four black individuals.
Hmm.
Oh, look at this.
A Jewish doctor.
A black Jewish doctor beating up an old white guy.
Look at that.
He's punching an 85-year-old white guy in the face with a nursing mom.
Who are the savages?
Who are the fucking violent ones?
Oh, there's more.
A new video of a brutal and apparently random attack today.
A 55-year-old man walking on Broadway around... A white man. Say it, bitch. Oh, there's more.
White man, say it, bitch.
When a black man.
Yeah.
Hey, Nick Cannon, why don't you educate yourself, fucking moron?
Yeah, it's the Jewish people who shoot each other on the weekends.
60, 70 shootings, 15 people dead, one-year-old babies.
You know, it's white people doing that too, right?
See, the left has been lying about race for so long in this country,
and people have bought into it.
They've been on this narrative for 30 years now and the lie has become the truth.
And I know some men, you know, I feel so, I was thinking about this last night.
I feel so vindicated about my political views. I used to sit at the comedy cellar table and, you know, and I know there was people, other
comments, I'm not going to mention names who thought I was a fucking right wing nut and
a bigot and, you know, that type of shit. And I used to sit there and listen to him spewing this shit.
I feel so vindicated. I was 20 years ahead of you assholes. You know who you are.
Carrot Top. Carrot Top's actually a good dude.
Fucking Scott Thompson's his real name.
I was pissing, though, in tough crowd.
The men's room, he comes in, he's pissing next to me.
He goes like this.
And I go, you're not doing that to be funny, are you?
He goes, not really.
Made me laugh.
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I can't eat anything anymore without getting, I mean anything.
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I'm talking a large.
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I put melted cheese on ice cream. I don't
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Hey, look, more hateful black
people. This time
in England,
Marxist BLMM protest leader
calls for black militia
and a revolution.
I know what you did.
You're a damn pedophile.
All right, just get the hell out.
You want to go to war?
Come on.
You want to go to war?
We'll take you to war, okay?
Tony, coño.
You guys, you BLM people
and you black revolutionaries,
you have no idea
if you go too far.
You call the white man the devil, right? I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to the people. You call the white man the devil and you do that for a reason. Don't
forget, once you fucking set this off, you're going to be dealing with the devil.
I've told the story a thousand times.
My cop buddy went undercover to white
supremacist groups in the 80s.
And what he was hearing,
they've predicted. Everything's come true in the last
30 years. And he said back then
they had enough weapons to take on a country.
He says he doesn't even want to know
what they have now, including
tracking people
who they think are, you know, anti-American.
So don't be wandering BLM into the, you know, into the rural areas down south or anywhere,
because you're going to be, you will rue the day. I'm hoping it doesn't happen. I'm not the only
one saying this. A guy, was it ESPN? Mike Moran, his name is. He wrote an article. I don't know if I read it on here,
but he said at the end, he said, you know, if this goes too far, the backlash, he said,
is going to make what BLM is doing look like a cocktail party or something like that.
I'm just telling you, because I love you black people. Not the BLM scumbags and the white libs who ruined their party.
So this is a, yeah, the true face of the organized Black Lives Matter movement read its head during a protest in London this past weekend as a protest leader
called for an end to capitalism and the creation of a black militia to foment
revolution.
Here she is speaking. Racism thrives on capitalism.
The back of racism is capitalism. Pause. It's not as threatening when it has a nice English accent.
It'll slit Whitey's throat and I can't even do it. Go ahead. Look at this. And they say about
education, we need a black
militia. When I say that, I'm not saying it because I want people to fear and think we're
coming violent. What we're saying is you push, we push. How are white people pushing in the UK?
They've already given up all of London to Muslims. There's no zone, no go zones. You can't even go out there. So where are
they pushing? You paranoid
psycho fuck. What are you talking
about? And why is Cheech
Marin there?
About to score some weed?
And she sounds like Julie Brown
from MTV. Remember the fucking cute black
chick with the English accent?
And these, uh,
Aziz Ansari behind there.
Who's the red-headed broad
slash man
in the background?
Holy shit, Ruth Bader
Ginsburg's there.
By the way, she's in the hospital
again. It's about time, Ruth. Let it go.
Let it go. Okay, let's
let this hateful bitch talk some more.
We fight. Peace is not
peace until you recognize our life.
And we're not going to lay down no more.
I'm not going down on a knee. I'm always
going to be ten toes standing, just like
my ancestors.
Will you shut up? Will you?
Will you please shut up? Will you shut up?
Take it to the streets.
I can't hear you.
No justice.
No peace.
No justice.
No peace.
Will you shut up?
Take it to the streets.
Fuck the police.
Take it to the streets.
Fuck the police.
Here's one of the co-founders of BLM.
And you can tell by her hairdoo she doesn't like white people.
I also think that it might—I think of a lot of things.
The first thing I think is that we actually do have an ideological frame.
Myself and Alicia in particular are trained organizers.
We are trained Marxists.
She's a malignant cunt.
We are super versed on sort of ideological theories.
And I think that what we really try to do is build a movement that could be
utilized by many, many black folk.
Who's this hateful fucking whitey hater
just by his flaring nostrils and his shitty beard?
So she's, Raz, you said she's gay too?
That last woman speaking?
Black, gay.
See, she doesn't fit into the mainstream in America.
That's why she's, like I said, and I've said it again,
she's angry with her maker, not with whitey.
And by the way, I believe that Jesus looked more like, did I tell that? I told that story about Abe Vigoda when I gave the eulogy. Jesus on the cross look like Abe Vigoda.
He looked like Abe. He had big ears, long kind of a Jewish knot which I believe is more you know
I'm with black and whatever Jesus didn't look like an Armani model and fucking you know blue
I'm guessing I could be wrong too but a guy looked like Gabe Bogota so I had a nice
riff about it after the eulogy did I I do that too, a bit? I think I did.
He looked like Tessio in The Godfather, which is played by Abe Bogota.
Judas, can you get me off for old time's sake?
Sorry, can't do it.
Sorry, can't do it, Jesus, I can't do it, Jesus.
Tell King Herod I always liked him.
It was only business.
I hope somebody knows what I'm talking about at this point.
Boy, here's some refreshing.
Here's a clip that was just so refreshing. it was like watching Bob Ross paint.
Remember the Vietnam veteran with the bushy hair?
You could put a tree here because it's your world.
Joey Colla, who's a very funny comedian from Long Island,
used to do a bit about Bob Ross painting.
Bob Ross is a Vietnam vet.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, he was in Vietnam.
Joey Colla's like, you can put a little tree here because it's your world. Bob Ross is a Vietnam vet. Yeah, he was in Vietnam. Joey calls it.
Oh, you can put a little tree here because it's your world.
And there may be some bushes down here.
Oh, Charlie in the bush.
Charlie.
Anyways, what am I?
I don't know how I got on that tangent, but you want to see Antifa?
You want to see when their rubber hits the road, when they're in a pressure situation,
when somebody has the balls to resist them, how they melt like an ice cube and how chicken
shit they are.
This clip I'm about to show you, some Antifa punk had the balls to touch this guy's car.
Me and Raz are trying to figure out if he was black, white, not that it matters.
But he sounded like a Southern cop is what he sounds like once he bitch slaps this kid.
But this kid had the balls to like try to open his car door.
And this is how he responded to the Antifa punk.
Oh, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. for punk.
That's a military.
I wasn't trying to do anything.
Pause.
You suck, man.
The kid opened his door.
And then you hear him.
I wasn't doing anything.
You suck, man.
They don't even, when somebody responds to their horse shit.
You suck, man man keep playing it
that's on video and your video what was that what was that what was that
he's got arrows in his car hey he's got a bag of bowing. He's got arrows in his car. And you're wearing riot gear, faggot.
We need a bunch of people down here now.
We need a bunch of people down here now.
It's one guy.
We need it because that's how we fight in groups, in packs,
because we're ballers one-on-one.
I didn't do anything.
God bless that guy.
He sounded like a drill sergeant.
Did you hear me?
It's not like my dad yelling at me.
Grab the wrong car.
Looked like a brother.
I'm hoping so.
We need a bunch of people down here
because I'm a whiny maggot.
Some more resistance.
Portland, Oregon has been on fire.
You understand?
This is the seventh week in a row
they've had rioting or some type of unrest.
Talk about a left-wing shithole.
And again, what is it,
the mayor of Portland is, you know,
remember he told them to stand down
when rioting broke out a year ago?
He's a real lefty himself.
But we got some video here.
A Portland protester was seriously wounded
by projectiles fired at him
during police clashes.
Footage posted to Twitter shows a Donovan labella 26 being injured saturday with what witnesses said
was a police fired impact munition less lethal weapons used for crowd control so this is a less
lethal weapon uh so here he is raising hell
hey kick that shit.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Get him out, baby.
Get him.
Ah.
Oh, boy, you.
His mother, Desiree Labella.
What is that?
Black stripper.
Please welcome Desiree Labella to the center stage.
Desiree Labella.
His mother, Desiree Labella, said he suffered skull and facial fractures that required surgery.
He still has a tube in his skull to drain the blood, she said.
I think your brain is going soft.
That was a doctor.
The incident comes amid weeks of riots in Portland by what police have characterized as an agitator core, or as Obama would say, corpse.
They claim the group is acting independently of the peaceful Black Lives Matter protesters, which is no such thing,
and taking advantage of demonstrations over the police killing of George Floyd to engage
in violence and vandalism which is true this stopped becoming about uh George Floyd about
what three minutes after he was killed and George Soros is behind a lot of this folks with his
fucking money hate to see him choking a piece of steak tonight time for a commercial since this is
capitalism I'm an unapologetic capitalist time to make some
do-re-fucking-me up in this motherfucker
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Anyways, I don't go to the beach.
I get too fucking restless.
Jesus Christ, it's hot.
It's sandy.
This girl's half my age.
Yeah, I can't fucking deal with it.
Isn't that fun, guys, when you go to the beach with your wife
and you get towels and shit and you're trying to pick a place to lay down?
You know, you have your eye on like three 22-year-olds.
Fucking, they're both, you know, they're all tens.
And you want to put your towel within like, you know, social distance, six feet.
Of course, she sees a guy in his late 70s in a Speedo with a bare belly.
Looks like he's pregnant.
She wants to go that way.
guy in his late 70s in a Speedo with a bare belly. Looks like he's pregnant. She wants to go that way.
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Little housekeeping. I want to thank to those of you who chat live during the premiere of the show at 5 p.m. Eastern. As you know, YouTube has limited us, so we really appreciate
those who submit
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Because, you know,
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But the people
who do the super chats, like this
one from What's the Matter You from yesterday.
Nick, you are the funniest comedian out
there with incredible testicular fortitude.
Thank you for all you do.
P.S. Love the Hodge twins interview.
Please make sure, folks, also to follow me on Parler, P-A-R-L-E-R.
It's the new Twitter supposedly for whatever right wing is.
I don't know how you can say that when When you open a platform, anybody can come.
So my handle is at NickDepaloShow.
And here's a few dates.
I'm not touring till September because of COVID.
September 17th through 19th,
the Plaza Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
That's my manager Tommy's room, and it's gorgeous.
It really is. It looks like Sinatra should be there tonight. October 2nd, Jonathan's my manager Tommy's room, and it's gorgeous. It really is.
It looks like Sinatra should be there tonight.
October 2nd, Jonathan's in Agunquit, Maine.
October 10th, Stand Up Live, Huntsville, Alabama.
October 11th, Zany's Comedy Club, Nashville, Tennessee.
And November 19th, The Improv in Raleigh, North Carolina.
I want to thank one-time contributors to the show.
As you know, you can contribute at nickdip.com or you
can sign up at patreon.com, become a monthly subscriber. These are the people that signed
up since yesterday. Zach, excuse me, that contributed financially. And that's how we
stay alive, folks. Zach Schaefer, Pennsylvania. Narrag Kachadorian. Is there a joke in there, Raz? I'm missing. Narrag Cachadorian?
No.
Maryland.
Mark Highland, Kentucky.
Thomas Kane, New York.
David Bray.
Semper Fi, Utah.
That's a Marine.
Willie Fisterbottom.
Hey!
Willie Fisterbottom, Idaho.
Greg...
Willie Fisterbottom.
Willie Fisterbottom. Greg. Greg, Willie Fisterbottom. Willie Fisterbottom.
Greg of Vodvarka, California.
Some humidity we're having.
California.
Christopher Wojcik, North Carolina.
The ghost of Frank Rizzo.
Yeah, crumb bum.
Get away from me.
I don't want to talk to you.
Vote white.
Pennsylvania.
Hoofhearted. Pennsylvania. Hoof-hearted.
Pennsylvania.
New monthly supporters.
These are the people that signed up at Patreon.
Ashley Pooley.
Cindy Carver.
Oh, my God.
Michelle Larner.
That's three girls in a row.
Must be the goatee.
Cody Harris.
Kelly Dickerman.
I think that's a real name.
If it is, you're making me hotter than a bike rack.
Oh, shit, Raz.
Why'd you ruin my little fantasy?
Could be a dude.
Exactly right.
Got a question?
I saw you leaning in.
That's usually the... Anytime you're ready.
Joshua R., Little Mogadishu, Minnesota. Oh, Jesus. Little Mogadishu is with all the Somalians
in there. Isn't Biden just a big distraction? DNC strategy is to retain the House so they can
obstruct slash distract for another four years, I think.
So they ran the fake black POTUS VP and started race riots to cover up the COVID.
Yeah, I have nothing to add, Josh.
I would say that's a fair assessment.
Biden is the distraction.
I don't know how he's going to.
I've been saying it. I still don know how he's going to. I've been saying it.
I still don't believe he's going to be there.
And if he is the nominee and he does win, you know, within a week, he's going to pretend he fell out of a hammock and broke his hip or whatever.
And he's going to be replaced.
He came out a couple of days ago out of his fucking hole and did a little press conference.
And he fucked up a sentence in there.
He said said we have
to get our kids to market what are you selling fucking sex trade the kids to what are you talking
about so he doesn't want to debate trump but yeah that was uh i said what you just said. I don't see any holes in that theory.
And now Hillary's showing her wrinkled fucking testicular neck and her thick ankles and her bare belly.
She's coming.
You know, she's sticking her face out of her rat hole,
you know, just in case Biden falls and she jumps in.
She can throw her giant fucking sombrero into the ring.
Let's lighten it up, will you?
I'm very thirsty.
You know what?
And I'm not kidding.
I go to a place down here called World of Beer.
Rasno's.
They have a big selection.
I always get the one.
They give you the menu.
I get the ones from like Austria.
It's six.
Oh, 7.3% alcohol. It's like doing shots, but it's beer. I'm like Jackie from like Austria. It's six, oh, 7.3% alcohol.
It's like doing shots, but it's beer.
I'm like Jackie Gleason.
I don't drink for the taste because it tastes horrible.
I drink to get schnookered.
Anyways, World of Beer, one of my favorite places,
an eatery in West Hartford.
They're all over the country.
Blue Back Square has pulled an expensive beer
cloaked in a ku klux klan
like covering from its shelves in response to a social what else social media backlash
so sick of that fucking term what a catchy method method don't clinic don't uh look at this beer
uh yeah so they pull it off covering it shelves in response to a social media backlash when a black man and his white friend were presented last week with the bottle.
Oh, poor you.
World of Beer said Monday, please accept our apologies for the lapse in judgment in serving.
While we can't speak for the intent of the brewer, the visual representation does not have a place in our establishment.
I knew right away what they're doing.
You know the term yellow belly?
It means you're a coward.
You're like an antifa is a yellow belly.
You're a chicken piece of shit.
it. You're like an antifa is a yellow belly. You're a chicken piece of shit. And what they were doing is saying with this visual. And again, in any other year, I should say 20 years ago,
nobody would have thought you would have got the joke. But now it doesn't matter what the context
they're making fun of Klansmen being yellow belly. That was their explanation. I believe it
because I looked at it in context of where we are racially in this country today,
and I said it had to be, they were pointing out that Klansman's a yellow belly.
But no, no, no, no.
The beer Yellow Belly was brewed in collaboration, uh-oh,
between Swedish brewery Omnipolo and Buxton Brewery in the United States.
That's a very, that's too white country.
Well, UK used to be.
The beer comes in a paper bag that resembles hoods
worn by the Ku Klux Klan.
According to a Facebook post, a waiter promoted the beer
and then presented the beer to the author's husband,
a black man, and his friend,
without mentioning the appearance of the bottle.
He didn't explain to him what it was going to look like before he served it.
Fucking quiz!
This KKK bottle was brought over without warning about its appearance.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can we get any softer?
Oh, for you.
Jesus Christ.
Can we get any softer?
Oh, boy, you.
Do you really think that they do folks on fucking social media?
I know you're retarded.
Do you really think that they were going to go, hey, let's put this Klan's thing out there.
Meaning to be racial.
Let's upset some people.
It's going to help their brand.
I can't take it anymore a follow-up post read that management from the west hartford restaurant called the author's husband to apologize and said they had
disposed of all the yellow belly beers well i'll take them we just throw them out
huh yeah raz will take them too we'll take the little sheets off them and we'll take them too. Yeah, Raz will take them too. We'll take the little sheets off of them. We'll dress them like fucking, I don't know.
Somebody say a black guy's name.
Fucking LeBron James shirt.
The brewers of the beer have said their intention was to shine light on cowardice and denounce racism,
noting that a yellow belly is someone who is without courage, fortitude, or nerve, a coward.
who is without courage, fortitude, or nerve a coward.
Omnipolo, the beer company,
in the description of the beer said,
to us, one of the most cowardly deeds is to act anonymously, hiding behind a group,
a signifying trait of institutionalized racism.
And I believe them.
I believe their explanation.
Do you really think they were going,
hey, we really don't like black people.
Let's put out a KKK.
But are you fucking kidding me?
As Chris Rock said,
when I worked for him,
as far as doing racial material,
keep it in the hands of the professionals.
The fucking hacks fuck it all up.
And that's a case of them
not knowing how to...
You really think that was going to fly, guys? I mean, come on. We know your intentions were good,
but know your audience and whatnot. That's about it, Raz, I'd say for today, right?
Raz is like, fuck yeah. It's ready to go about 10 minutes ago.
What else?
This one's too complicated.
I'll do it.
I'll give you one more, okay?
22 states now on tri-state quarantine.
Tri-state would be Connecticut, New Jersey, New York.
22 states now on tri-state quarantine list as Cuomo ups ante with new New York emergency order.
He is loving his power too, by the way. And for you, do your own work,
do your own work, do your own work.
He said that in New Jersey yesterday.
Four more states were added
to the tri-state quarantine restricted list.
New Mexico, Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Ohio.
Delaware came off the list, no longer meeting the criteria to be considered a viral hotspot
in New York standards. In addition to the newcomers, the restricted states include,
these are the ones that are already on the list, Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Florida,
Arkansas, Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi,
North Carolina, Nevada, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, and Utah.
Any state that has a great college football team.
Citing noncompliance with the existing quarantine advisory, Governor Andrew Hitler Cuomo upped the ante with a new emergency health order in New York starting Tuesday.
Travelers from those 22 hotspots with COVID-19 positivity rates higher than 10 percent who land at New York airports now must fill out a form,
like it's not bad enough land at a New York airport, that state officials will use to ensure they isolate for 14 days.
Good luck enforcing that.
You're a real crumbum.
Hey, Frank.
Listen to this, Raz.
Failure to fill out the form,
which will be handed out during flights.
Oh, my God.
And ask for your contact information.
I'm going to give you fake information.
I'm going to say,
I'm meeting with a Lucchese family in Brooklyn tonight.
Before leaving the airport could result in, if you don't fill that out,
you're going to get a $2,000 fine and a mandatory quarantine.
No, you're not.
Suck a bag of dits.
How are you going to enforce that?
Can't even stop rioting and cops getting beat up.
Out-of-state travelers coming to New York by train, bus, or car
are required
to fill the form out online. Oh, I'll get right to it. Though it wasn't immediately
clear how compliance would be enforced. Well, that's a key part of it, isn't it?
Fucking. Cuomo admitted from the outset that enforcement would be difficult despite the
threat of a $10,000 fine fine as of tuesday no fines from the
previous order have been handed out in new york city he's just trying to scare you folks
that's what they do give me the money give me the fucking money you hear me you hear me
travelers from georgia for example hey they're single on us how raz
me and raz are going to take a romantic trip up to Hudson Valley in New York.
Look at the apples.
With his wife and kids.
I'll be the third rail.
We got to do that.
You want to film something funny?
Me, Raz, his white wife, and kids.
It'll be the funniest goddamn thing ever.
Every time I open my mouth,
they'll get offended.
How are you, folks?
Travelers from Georgia,
for example,
who didn't quarantine
for 14 days
are blamed for a new COVID
cluster in Rensselaer County.
That's way up
fucking Rensselaer's
way up north.
Why were people going
from Georgia up there?
KKK meeting in the woods?
Anyways, statewide New York's daily spot positivity test rate was 1.5% Tuesday.
The highest it's been in about six weeks.
I cannot be more clear, Hitler said, look at what's happening in the rest of the country.
If we are not smart, if we don't wear masks and socially distance, cases will spike.
Cuomo said, no one wants to go back to the hell we experienced three months ago.
So please stay vigilant. And to that, I say. That's faggot stuff. You want a call by its name,
that's strictly for fags. Folks, that is it.
Spread the word. Razz, we have to play the ad, right, before the show?
Don't forget it. Tommy's going to
come down here and give you a real spanking.
It'll be a hate crime.
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