The Nick DiPaolo Show - Miserable, Motherless, Man-hating Machines
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🎵 Oh yeah, welcome folks, Monday.
It's Monday again, welcome to the show.
833-599-NICK, 833-599-6425 is the phone number.
And as usually was streaming live
we'll do it live
on a fucking Monday
we'll do it live
fuck it
do it live
I'll write it
and we'll do it live
me yelling at the twinks
I want all of you to
enjoy your cake
so
enjoy
how are you
hey thank you first first of all,
all the people that came out to the Fat Black Pussycat
in New York City this Saturday night.
It's just, that has become one of my favorite rooms.
Just a small bohemian-type feel to it.
And taking pictures after signing autographs.
A lot of podcast people in the audience.
They were there because of the podcast
and thank you to i want to say giselle and alex just i i want to say giselle i hope i got her
name right was feeding me cigarettes on stage from honduras and boy were they delicious they
were made of cat shit and some type of hamburger helper from honduras and i smoked them we're
trying to get the facebook live uh streaming
thing is it working yet fella we got it up how to go twinks i don't know why it is facebook i think
they're on to me zuckerberg might be watching me at his house in palo alto and we always have uh
they change the streaming codes right before the show but But the twinks have grown by sheer panic.
Sheer panic.
Well put, Ryan.
Hey, yeah, so thank you guys for coming out.
It's always a kick to have people recognize you in New York City on the sidewalk.
And what a pleasant evening.
And I drank and I ate for free down there.
So, I mean, you can't ask.
Hey, quick reminder.
This Wednesday, two days from now, Bo Dietl. And I drank and I ate for free down there. So, I mean, you can't ask. Hey, quick reminder.
This Wednesday, two days from now, Bo Dietl.
You know Bo Dietl, don't you?
Well, this is Bo Dietl.
You remember this guy in Goodfellas?
Don't you move, you motherfucker.
I'll blow your brains out.
Bo Dietl, decorated cop, detective, New York City.
Actually ran for mayor.
Real working class, just fucking liberal hating machine
Who just you know and he's done
HBO show he's got more camera time on HBO than I'll ever have
well, what the hell was the name of that show that get canceled carnival II was the
Was the lead. Anyways, he's going to be calling in on Wednesday.
And we're working on this thing called Rendezvous here.
It's apparently better than Skype.
But it gets confusing because of the mix minus.
That's the audio.
We don't want any echoing and stuff.
We're going to get that.
Once we get that up, or if we use just Skype, but this is way better supposedly.
Just send the guests a link and they click on, and they'll be on screen with me.
As soon as we get that up, we'll be having, you know, all my crazy comedian friends calling in.
As far as my dates, go to nickdip.com.
You can see Thursday.
This Thursday, I'll be in Dallas, Texas, doing Lauda with Crowder in studio with him in the afternoon.
That night, I'll be doing the Texas Theater in Dallas, Texas doing louder with Crowder in studio with him in the afternoon that night I'll be doing the Texas theater in Dallas and then Saturday October 27th right up in my neighborhood Lucy's in Pleasantville, New York
November 2nd and 3rd governors Levittown Long Island Friday November 9th and 10th comics at Mohegan Sun, Uncasville, Connecticut
Friday November 30th the corner comedy club Niagara Falls Ontario Canada that's the
November 30th and December 1st uh Monday December 31st which is ringing in 2019 New Year's Eve
the Tarrytown Music Hall which is not far from here when it is as nice a venue as I've ever played
so I cannot wait for that so go to nickdip.com
for all the ticket information.
Anyways, I think, you know,
I'm on Lexapro, you know,
and you're like, why, Nick?
You're not a mental midget.
Well, when you get to this age,
look, I was depressed in third grade.
I was fucking, you know,
people said,
every time anybody looked at me
in fifth grade, fourth grade,
what's the matter?
Nothing.
It's my fucking usual cherry self.
But I think the Alexa Pro is working because I had a date today.
Can you see this?
Hey, can we put on the GoPro?
See that dent right there?
See that dent to my face?
What the fuck is that?
I'm guessing it might be the girl's claspering that sucker punched me I don't know
what but uh there's like a sun spot there or an age spot or a liver spot uh you call it uh but
anyways I was supposed to have that checked out I get up today look at my calendar book it says
today at two o'clock drive uh 20 minutes to my doctor get in in there. They go, no, we got you on the 15th.
And I said, your sister's tits?
I didn't.
I didn't get upset.
Usually I go, bullshit.
You guys told me the first.
Didn't get upset.
Are you sure?
That's as angry as I got.
I said, are you sure?
This medicine's turning me into a big pussy.
Are you sure?
Because normally I'd reach over and strangle you, bitch.
I think you're lying.
I've never got a date wrong in my life.
30 years doing comedy. Never late never missed one uh but I just went okay and I walked out and
I was fine with it which and it dawned on me on the way home hey the fucking lexapro might be
working that of the pint of Jack Daniels I have with my Froot Loops uh that'll take the edge off
you know Churchill had a pint of fucking...
Yeah, Churchill
used to have a pint of... I learned this on The Sopranos.
Churchill had a pint of
like...
What do you call it? Not cooking sherry,
but something like that
before breakfast every day.
Ah!
I love it!
Anyways, so the Lex Alexa Pro might be working
who the hell knows
did you watch football this weekend like a good American
how anybody can watch
the watch college and then watch
NFL and then tell me that the NFL
is better is just a big girl
probably a professional dancer or
choreographer
the NFL the National Flag League I have never Just a big girl. Probably a professional dancer or choreographer.
The NFL, the National Flag League.
I have never fucking, you don't see that many flags in front of the UN when they're in session.
I try to watch Atlanta and Cincinnati.
It's like a one-point game.
I had to change the channel after five minutes because the goddamn head referee was getting more time. Than I've ever gotten in 30 years of show business.
This motherfucker got a SAG card.
There's such a thing as over officiating.
I've said it on the show.
Okay.
When there's a.
Literally four plays in a row flags.
And then.
I watched for eight minutes.
It must have been 11 flag.
It was disgusting.
Undisciplined. And this is after watching Saturday of
college ball. Ohio
State, Penn State, are you fucking dog
styling me? 110,000
plus there. None of them ever
sat down the whole time.
And, you know, cheerleaders.
Why would you want to see that?
Right, Twinks? Well, we know why.
I just don't get
it. I picked four games and they were all
nail biters and uh even when it's a blowout it's better it's cleaner you could count the number of
flags in one hand i must watch eight games after i came home from the fat black i had like six of
them recorded it's four in the morning. Who switched my fucking pillow again?
I know who.
I have to sit on it because this mic stand is 11 feet tall.
It has nothing to do with my height.
I'm not Michael J. Fox here.
Anyways.
Let's get on with the fucking show.
Today's show really surrounds around one topic.
Man-hating feminists.
The most angry fucking horrible people
and i'd say 90 of them have the same haircut as me they are the most hateful fucking people
whether it's the ones who are in the senate trying to fucking barbecue kavanaugh or just
douchebags on twitter and facebook you are the most hateful people. I'll say it again. Modern day feminists,
the most hateful fucking people,
a live period.
I've had a beef with them since college, okay?
My family was convinced that I hated women
and I wasn't eloquent enough
or I didn't know enough politically
to realize I hated the women who...
It's the worst case of penis envy ever
in this country right now.
I can't...
You can't get away from anti-white male.
They're bringing race into it now.
They have this wet dream.
People of color and feminists,
they have this wet dream
that we're going to go away in five minutes.
And it's just sickening.
All right, get that camera off me.
Jesus Christ, I should have worked out.
I got the face of a pit bull today, don't I?
Fucking holding water like Rosie O'Donnell on the rag.
What? She can't be on the rag.
She's got a dick.
It was a joke, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm so tired of it, though.
I've been ducking it.
I don't usually weigh in on Twitter.
Let's start off with Georgetown professor.
Georgetown University, in quotes, distinguished associate professor, unquote, Christine Fair.
I call her unfair.
Thinks all white Republican senators in the Brett Kavanaugh hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve miserable deaths.
Oh, and she says, after they're dead, the professor
who describes herself
in her Twitter bio as an
intersectional feminist, pitbull
apostle, Scotch devotee,
uh, resistor,
thinks they should be castrated and
fed to the pigs. And what's funny
about it is she looks like a broad that you could castrate.
I mean,
just fucking,
you know.
Yeah, so she says,
and this is her quote,
look at thus,
chorus of entitled white men justifying,
they're talking about Kavanaugh,
a serial rapist
arrogated entitlement.
All of them deserve
miserable deaths
while feminists laugh
as they take their last gasps.
Bonus, we castrate their corpses and feed them to swine, she says.
And I say,
You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!
Fair's Twitter page has a banner that reads, in capital letters,
Don't Grab My Pussy.
Well, first of all, who would want to if you had one?
Secondly, you have a cock.
You look like every fucking modern-day i'll say it again your beef is not with republicans
or right wingers it's not with all men it's with one guy the guy that created you and that's who
you're fucking angry at but you found a bunch of broads that look like it now you have a huge group
with the worst case of penis envy i have ever seen. I fucking, I tweeted that about
her and I had some supposedly follower, but it was a black chick from North Carolina.
Oh, that's just unoriginal and unfunny and blah, blah, blah. Something about why do you guys get
angry at women who couldn't get your dicks up? I paraphrasing the dumb broad and uh and uh to
her i just replied like i do most angry women i replied i said excuse me men are trying to talk
here go fucking eye on your boyfriend shirts and that usually gets them crazy
anyways uh put that up of her again.
You guys jump the gun.
Again, you got to follow my orders.
Put her up.
There she is.
Look it, look it.
Isn't that Def Leppard's drummer or a fucking bass player or some fucking, isn't it?
Is it not wow
listen to this fair has left the post up
on Twitter and is unapologetic again quoting the
fucking angry witch upon being contacted by campus from to comment with this article fair stated this
is there is a war going on against women and you and your despicable herd of so-called journalists
seeking to protect male privilege and shame women for our victimization
or our rage are complicit in this war and to that i say get out of my room you sick cunt
what did you say nick get out of my room you sick cunt thank you uh right look at right right Thank you. Look, right in your quote, though, male privilege, share women for our victimization,
which there is none,
and I'll go on to other stories to prove.
Let me explain something to you,
you fucking angry witch.
There is no war on women.
Go to Afghanistan, the Middle East, okay?
And, you know, when they throw battery acid
in a 12-year-old girl's face for going to school.
See, that would be a war against women.
You just didn't fit into the mainstream.
Nobody wanted to stick a dick in you,
and it shaped your thinking
from the time you sprouted tiny boobs.
And you are fucking furious about it.
You have a tremendous case of penis envy.
And I think you realize, along with other, this is modern day feminism.
Feminism had a role and it did.
And it's achieved its role as far as equality, as far as work goes and other things and the right to vote.
All that was justified, obviously.
But now you've taken into this, like women like this, Professor Fair fair you've taken into just hating men hating
anybody that has a dick because you want one so bad not in you but on you i that's a brilliant
quote that should be you know i should have used that my yearbook high school
but she got some blowback uh on twitter somebody wrote you are a very sick person. I pray you do not have men
in your family.
To take an accusation
of touching to rape is sick.
If this is what professors
are teaching in college,
no wonder young adults
are afraid to disagree.
If I was a male student,
I'd be scared to come to class.
I'd be scared to come to class
if I was male, female,
or in between.
Just that puss on her face.
Then somebody wrote, hey, at Georgetowngetown fellow professors do something before this woman hurt someone if you do not act and she harms someone you and what they mean by that you'll
be complicit don't say there aren't any signs this right here is it okay and it's true you
know how many guys are being railroaded on college campuses
thanks to obama fucking with title nine there's kangaroo courts guys who can't get their names
cleared with accusations that are unfounded and i'm not saying this shit doesn't go down on college
campuses i'm just saying it the feminist movement is now into well it's been in man-hating territory forever.
And then somebody else responded, what rape?
Who committed rape?
He has not been accused of rape by anyone, which is true.
If I understand that you wish he had destroyed some young woman's life by raping her,
but so far there's no evidence of rape.
And I brought that up again, not being insensitive to Miss Ford,
but I still don't know what he's charged with let's say he jumped on her bed and put his hand over her mouth and if if she's telling the truth i i don't see
where the crime is still not saying it wasn't a scary experience again but uh you're taking it to
a new level white men should be castrated entitled and not we all when's the last time we talked
thursday we all know there's another extra week,
thanks to fucking Flake from Arizona
and his life partner, Chris Coons, from Delaware.
They're apparently secret lovers who got together
and Coons convinced Flake,
and he got yelled at and elevated by some girl with an accent,
some leftist who said she was assaulted.
So that must mean, right, Kavanaugh is guilty.
Automatic.
What a fucking sham.
Sorry, I'm taking sides.
I'm all in.
But, yeah, this level of anti-male sentiment, this fucking, it's penis envy.
That's all it is.
Now it's organized.
That's all it is. And Professor organized that's all it is and professor fair
and women who think like you know why they're angry men here's something you can't change
your legislation men are physically stronger and always will be if you don't why if you don't
believe me watch the nfl or college football and if it comes down to it you're trying to take over
the world and it gets physical you you know you're going to lose,
and that's where your anger comes from.
I'm sorry.
Yes, men of pigs and all that stuff.
Absolutely.
Fucking tasteless.
All that stuff is true,
but that doesn't mean all men out there are rapists and deserve to be,
and how race has got brought into this.
Joy Behow is shooting her fucking rooster neck mouth off on the view.
Just a self, another broad who's grown up in the New York area,
and just a self-hating white person.
It's a disease in the Northeast, especially New York.
It's rabid.
Let's go on to Kavanaugh. Remember Ramirez she was the second accuser the second woman who
stepped forward uh accusing Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct when they were students Yale has
spoken with FBI agents as a part of the of the supplemental investigation by the way you guys
know the FBI won't come to any conclusions. They're going to take names and take statements, blah, blah, blah, create a summary report and hand it to the
senators. So good luck with that. The FBI interviewed Ramirez on Sunday. She's accused
Kavanaugh of exposing himself at a party at Yale. Kavanaugh has denied the incident took place. According to the AP, Ramirez detailed her
allegation that Kavanaugh exposed himself to her at a party in the early 80s. A person familiar
with the matter told the AP that Ramirez also provided the agent with names of others who she
said could corroborate her account. Question is, can they do it? Can they do it within a week the fucking left the democrats are always
they're already moving the goalposts they're already whining that it shouldn't be limited
in scope and they should have all the time they want it's a delay tactic they couldn't show their
hand anymore their giant man-sized hand they couldn't show it anymore we need need more. They're already whining.
They're already moving the goal after they agreed to a one-week supplementary interrogation by the FBI.
They're already whining.
It's not enough time.
Blah, blah, blah.
And it doesn't matter what the results are.
They're going to keep bashing him and keep digging, whatever, and make shit up when they can't find stuff.
Just my opinion, folks.
You know.
Ramirez has admitted, and here's a little kind of key point in the article.
She doesn't remember all the details from the night in question,
and reportedly said she can't be absolutely sure it was Kavanaugh.
It was either him or the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz, or Terrell Suggs, or Mickey Rooney.
She's not sure. She can't be sure it was Kavanaugh who exposed himself to her.
So, I don't know how you guys take it.
Liar! Liar whore! Liar whore! You know it!
You know it.
Romero's attorney, John Klune,
previously told CBS this morning that his client would be willing to testify
on her allegations.
Well, good. Testify.
Bring it forward.
Bring it forward.
By the way, when they do those investigations,
like the six they've already done on Kavanaugh,
you know, they talk about...
They talk to everybody from his high school years they talk about every, they talk to everybody
from his high school years to whatever.
Again, it stinks to,
it smells like Dianne Feinstein's nylons.
The 80-year-old witch who fucking,
ugh.
Thing is, she doesn't even stink down there now.
What?
There's no need to go there, Nick.
Yeah, I just did.
I hate that broad.
I hate Dian. I hate dying.
Feinstein, you miserable old fucking 81 years old,
still grasping for power.
Look like I'm retaining water.
I am retaining water.
How much water?
I have no idea.
I'm not talking about Kanye so if Parker wants
to change his fucking I can't watch SNL
I finally hit the wall I've been
watching them through their lean years
when they were at their worst and I
could always stomach it always found
something funny I can't because we can
update I'm not gonna watch fucking 20 minutes of Trump, anti-Trump jokes.
I don't know who the guests are anymore.
Sorry, I don't follow the flavor of the day.
It's somebody who's going to be in Spider-Man 3 or whatever.
And also, you know, fucking appeared in a Broadway play.
Can't get hard over that.
Anyways, this is the year, 2018.
I think I finally didn't watch the fucking premiere yeah i
know kanye was on there and he gave out a pro trump message chris rock filmed it on his phone
chris rock who i know personally i work from like him personally but he's retarded when it comes to
politics like most black people who grew up in the new york. Love him to death. Still one of the fucking comedy icons,
but just as blind as a bat
with his fucking left-wing ideology.
And he was snickering,
well, Kanye has the balls
to wander off the left-wing plantation
and tell the fucking truth.
Now he's being crucified by the left,
and we love when the left eats each other.
What's it sound like?
It sounds like this.
Mm-hmm.
We love when the left eats each other.
What's it sound like?
It sounds like this. Mm-hmm.
I know something happened to that clip
where it sounds like somebody's doing a little...
Anyways, Miss Ramirez, good luck with the FBI.
And then you got Julie Swetnick, who just, and the fucking, I read an article about her,
and they mention how she's a little nuts.
Some employee tried to get rid of her, and she tried to sue the employee.
But they don't mention the other thing, her old boyfriend.
That quote is already good.
This thing's cracking.
I don't know why.
The other thing, her old boyfriend, that quote is already good.
This thing's cracking.
I don't know why.
The old boyfriend who accused her of threatening, you know, his family and kids and shit. That article's disappeared.
Unless you want to go back a week.
Fucking hateful witches.
Let's go on to social media and Twitter, as we talk about all the time,
and if they're biased and it dovetails nicely into Kavanaugh.
Get this, my friends.
Typing kill into Twitter's search function currently returns a shocking result
at the top of its search suggestions.
Hashtag kill Kavanaugh.
It's also currently the third auto-completed suggestion in searches for K.I.
and the fourth suggestion in searches for K.
as of this fucking writing.
Oh my God.
Don't you move, you motherfucker.
I'll blow your brains out.
The search suggestion was spotted by Instant Pundit earlier today.
It's been confirmed by Breitbart.
Kill Kavanaugh search suggestions were also observed by Breitbart News
in seemingly harmless searches for K-I and K.
In hashtag suggestions, hashtag Kill Kavanaugh currently tops the list of suggestions
when users type hashtag K-I.
Although many current tweets on the hashtag are critical of both the hashtag
and Twitter's double standards, earlier tweets used the hashtag, get this, unironically and uncritically.
In other words, they're saying kill Kavanaugh.
Now, obviously, they can be used metaphorically, right, as in kill his nomination.
But when you do that, they give other examples.
You know, when people on the right have tried to do that, Twitter pulls the shit immediately.
It can be argued that some, but not all,
these tweets are metaphorical,
calling for the nomination to be killed
rather than the person,
in the same way that a piece of legislation
might be metaphorically killed.
But refusing to take action against those tweets
would be still an example of fucking Twitter's
double motherfucking standards.
The platform has in the past
permanently banned free speech maximalist users
when they employed similar metaphors
using the least charitable interpretation of their remarks.
This is the website that silenced James Woods
for tweeting a meme about soy boys
that Jack Dorsey and his San Francisco menagerie
argued could impact the fucking election.
Ah, you gotta be kidding me.
You're fucking...
I thought I had something else here.
What the fuck did I do with it? I don't know.
Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
Including me. Why aren't so fucking stupid? Including me.
Why aren't more people interrogating?
Like me.
Listen to this.
Twitter in the past has been slow or unwilling to address abusive or violent tweets against conservatives and Republicans.
When the daughters of Islam critic Pamela Geller were bombarded with abuse earlier this year, Twitter did nothing.
In fact, some of the abusive tweets remain on the site
to this day, undeleted. In 2016,
death threats against sitting Republican
senators were allowed to remain on the platform
for weeks. For weeks,
Jack Dorsey, you
fucking two-faced...
And by the way, I've been shadow
banned. I've lost
500, almost
600 followers in the last 10,
12 days.
So, I hope you're seeing the shit I post.
I don't post a lot, I admit that much.
Meanwhile, Twitter continues to
permanently ban top conservative commenters
and activists simply for posting unwelcome
facts, severely hampering
the conservative grassroots ability to
mobilize supporters ahead of crucial elections.
The big tech giants, I've said this before on the show,
they can do more to meddle in the fucking midterms
and any elections coming forward
than Russia or China could do combined, okay?
Because Google controls the information all over the planet,
and we all know their fucking political bias.
It's been revealed by Project Veritas and everybody else.
Same with Facebook.
They have algorithms that they're trying to fix.
And there was a fly in here.
It's fucking 11 degrees.
I don't understand.
So, you know, don't tell me they're not going to meddle in the elections.
They can't be trusted, any of these fuckers.
Soy boys.
fuckers soy boys let's go to Maureen in Brooklyn we always like when a woman
enjoys the show as you as you would
think my my demographics about 99.6%
male and the one girl that likes me they
said she might or might not have a penis
I'm not sure Judy gold everybody oh for
Christ's sake she loves me Maureen welcome to the show how are you what's your height and weight and
can you make a good sandwich hey nick how are you good um yeah i love you you know i just found you
on youtube so oh god i followed you years ago. God bless you, Maury. Yeah.
So, anyway, I just wanted to talk about this Christina Blasey Ford.
Yeah.
She is lying through her teeth.
I'm 54 years old, so I'm about the same age, you know, I guess.
What is she, 51 or whatever it is? Yeah.
But, you know, it's just lying.
That's all. I mean, she's saying she don't know uh how she got home how she got there um you know and years ago there was no cell phone
there was no i don't even think there was even car service right that would even go out there
to pick her up from some fancy uh schmancy suburb that she was supposedly in right um you know
it's just it's stinks, that's all.
It just stinks to high heaven.
And then you've got these hypocrite celebrities.
Oh, yes, believe the woman, believe the woman.
They're so full of it.
It just angers me to no end.
Yeah, you should try to be a man and sit through this.
But let me ask you more.
Do you believe something happened to her?
Or do you think something happened to her you think she make nothing happened to her i don't think anything happened to her i think she uh is a
i think she has like maybe a substance abuse you know like some type of drug
well really i'm being honest you know uh why that's how i think why do you think that what
what what what what nor behave
you think she has a substance abuse bro well because of how she how she but like how she
behaved um you know right away oh i need some caffeine
and then when you saw her you know you know she's really like an embarrassment she really is
because you know for women that really have been sexually abused yes
um you know you know you remember you know what i mean you remember like a smell uh you know
whatever it is a color something you remember and she doesn't know and you know and then they were
putting the the lawyers you know they had a you know she couldn't even answer a simple question
she had to look at her papers.
They had to go like this.
It was just totally ridiculous.
Yeah.
Yeah. And I'm just infuriated.
I really am.
I'm infuriated.
I know.
I can't believe what they're doing.
I really can't.
And right away, thank you, Maureen, for the call.
Very good call.
And right away, the left, like you said, especially, of course, the female celebrities. We're living in the hashtag me too moment.
But it really is unbelievable.
And I don't see guys siding with Kavanaugh because they have a dick.
But I do see women.
Women?
I do see women siding with this bitch.
I don't know if she has a, you know, drug abuse problem.
But she seemed very disheveled.
And I thought something might have happened to her.
But the fact that she can't, I'm sick of saying this,
but she can't remember how she got there and how she got home,
or the address, or what city.
I mean, these are, no pun intended, fucking huge gaps.
And, oh, Jason, that was horrible.
How dare you?
And the fact that her best friend there, Leland, says she doesn't remember anything like this, not even the party itself.
I don't know.
The FBI is going to dig for another week. That won't be enough because it's a delay tactic.
And but she seemed very disheveled and messed up.
And I don't know.
I just don't put it past the left, the far left.
She's a fucking psychology professor at a college
and they'll do anything.
Like I said, politics is their religion.
They put it ahead of their family, their kids
and the Democrats put it ahead of everything.
Obviously, they threw Blasey Ford here.
She wanted the story of the letter kept, you know, from the public,
and they fucking leaked it as quick as they could.
Because it's all about power.
They really think that Kavanaugh gets on the court
and we're going to stop them from killing babies,
which I would never let that happen.
I fly 52 weeks a year, and I would never.
Huh? Nah. happen I fly 52 weeks a year and I would never guys we have a rule on the show it's uh we talk
about what I'm talking about I'm not gonna go off uh kilter here uh twitter alex jones I'm not
talking about that we talked about it last week when it was relevant and uh I talk about I spend
all day preparing these stories
and i'm not about to abandon them so either you know i can join the ship or jump off okay
let's speaking of angry uh miserable fucking people is there anybody and it hurts me to say
this because i know her i met her i did her show when she hosted a vh1 comedy show in the 90s
is there anybody more hateful, more miserable, more unhappy,
more depressed with the way her life turned out
than Rosie the Rhino O'Fuckin' Donald?
Is there anybody?
I ask you now, is there anybody?
Rosie O'Donnell calls Lindsey Graham
a closeted idiot over support of Brett Kavanaugh.
We have a quick clip of Rosie in the morning when she woke up in her bed. Lindsey Graham, a closeted idiot over support of Brett Kavanaugh.
We have a quick clip of Rosie in the morning when she woke up in her bed. Rosie has come under fire for comments she made on social media
regarding Senator Lindsey Graham.
The liberal star lashed out at Graham over support for Kavanaugh
who has been accused.
You don't have to put that in every fucking article.
Who do you think we're talking about?
My buddy Kevin Kavanaugh I went to college with?
Jesus Christ, it's been going on for fucking
two months now.
You people who write these articles.
But this is
a...
This was her tweet, I guess.
F you, closeted
idiot. This is
the patriarchy exposed.
This is reality. Deal with it. Hashtag no Kavanaugh
confirmation. Hashtag not my president. Hashtag no diet foods. Hashtag I love mashed potatoes.
Hashtag where's the gravy? Hashtag I have fucking rhino ankles. Hashtag I have the stomach the size
of a tub. Hashtag I'm miserable because I'm confused sexually and I didn't get enough love from my parents.
I hate that
shot, guys. It's just fucking highlighting my
fucking neck, alright? I like to grab
this camera and stick it up both your asses
but I'm sure you'd go to human resources.
Who the fuck
is human resources here?
You know, my neighbors next door.
I put this guy in charge.
I'll move that tomorrow.
All right.
If you have nothing funny to add, don't add it.
Okay, skinny?
Listen, back to the show.
Fans immediately called out the fat pig, O'Donnell,
for using what they said was a gay slur.
And I don't even like her fans.
So angry.
And did you just use being closeted as a slur?
Kind of homophobic, Rosie.
One left-wing douchebag who actually likes Rosie.
Showing how stupid she is.
So Rosie's too edgy for you?
Is she really?
Can we get that video of Rosie up there again,
waking up in the morning?
Where did I leave those donuts?
There's a slice of pizza under my ass.
Somebody get a forklift in here.
Oh, Nick, you're above that.
Imagine she's too left-wing for a fan.
I like you, Rosie, but we could all do without the homophobic innuendo.
It's beneath you.
I don't think you are a homophobe,
but some of your comments suggest you may be one, another person wrote.
It's the only thing I like about her that she said shit like that
and you people
where do you fucking come from
I was at the fat black
I hate when people go oh you're better than that
like they're the judge of what's the fucking standard
seriously I was
at the fat black this weekend there was a handsome young kid
who he looked like
a young Franco Harris you guys know
he's a running back for the
steelers who was a black and italian this is how good my instincts are on stage so i asked the kid
what's your ethnicity you're he goes black and italian ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
so i go on to do a joke right where my mother my mother i said she's talking like she's dating El Chapo with street lingo.
Talking about those commercials where the woman was on the floor yelling into a bracelet.
My mother's in the joke is telling me about a neighbor who slipped on some ice and broke her hip.
And my mother says in the joke, she almost bled out on the sidewalk.
And I say, did you use the term bled out?
You're an 80-year-old white woman.
What are you, dating El Chapo? And and then I go bitch almost died on the sidewalk nigga
making my mother the racist in the fucking job and the fucking kid in the front who I had a nice
rapport with goes oh come on man you're better than that and and boy did that fry my fucking ass
you're sitting there pretend you're laughing when I'm making fun of the Dominicans, Puerto Ricans,
all the references. But you're better
than that. First of all, you can't tell me
what I'm better than, what I'm not better than. You don't do what I
do for a living. Secondly, I'm
making fun of my own fucking people.
Making fun of my mother. So
don't tell me context doesn't matter.
And then I did a joke later
on where the Italian was the idiot, and he was fine with that.
It's sad. It is sad what the left has done.
Kid was like college age.
It made me fucking sick.
Let's go to Pat in Saratoga Springs.
Pat, welcome to the show. How are you, a man or a woman?
Are you a man or a woman?
Yeah, a man, Nick.
And I just wanted to warn you about that female professor that threatened all the white students because she did a pretty good job clearing out all the white males when she was on the power play line
for the Johnstown Chiefs in the 70s.
When she was on the what? I'm sorry.
The Johnstown Chiefs from the movie Slapshot.
That's what I thought you said that's quite a reference pat that only said it had only you and i are going to get that uh
and a few other people in their late 70s but uh uh yeah she's just a fucking a man-hating machine
can imagine a male professor saying all you fucking female titless wonders should really shut your holes and let the men run the planet.
Imagine some fucking male professor saying that.
What would happen to him, Pat?
Well, I mean, there's there's people getting in trouble right now.
I mean, if we're saying that, you know, women are making the parallel between to kill a mockingbird and false accusations
and the whole believe all women thing.
There's people getting yelled at, threatened.
You know, I mean, I don't know if you saw Saturday Night Live this weekend.
No.
But, I mean, that opening, the opening skit, I mean, it had its funny moments,
but, I mean, you know, there's moments where, like,
they're definitely indicting Kavanaugh as being a racist. And I hate to say it, you know, I don't
know what happened, if it did or didn't. Like you said, it's not rape, but I don't know if the
assault happened or not. But right now, the evidence is on his side that I have to presume
that he didn't. Yeah, but you know, I mean, I've just, I've just i've been yeah but who cares about evidence pat when
you're a democrat and you vote democrat or you're a feminist or woman or gay who cares about facts
it's all about emotion he's a he's a white privileged male fucking you know he had everything
handed to him that's why he's up there in the first that's their mentality coming into the
fucking argument so how can you argue with somebody who starts there, you know?
Like you said, it's about facts and this giant holes in her story.
And even that Rachel Mitchell, thank you for the call, Pat.
They're backing up here quickly, but I appreciate it.
Rachel Mitchell, that's the prosecutor that the Republicans, you know, hired to do their talking for him,
who fucking shit the bed not
really her fault but even she came out
today saying it in court this
wouldn't hold up and
it's just
it's so vile
and you can see right and Matt
Damon did the sketch I think that
the last caller was talking about he was
portraying Kavanaugh and
you know and as a spoiled brat and blah, blah, blah.
And then I saw a clip online that somebody was showing of Matt Damon a couple of years ago when hashtag me too came after him or a year ago, year and a half ago.
And how he said, no, I will do anything to defend my name.
They're not going to blow me up.
And then he's portraying fucking making fun of Kavanaugh on SNL.
Oh, my God. this is a Harvard grad it's so funny fucking people forget what they put out there I guess when you're that famous and
you do so many interviews and sketches and shit some of it's gonna bite you in the ass you know
unfortunately or fortunately for me I could you know count my performances on national tv and
you know one and a half hands
and I know everything I said.
Ah,
for the love of my ankles.
What do we, uh, what do we got here?
So anyways, let me get back to this. That's
Rosie O'Donnell being
attacked by her fans, okay?
But they're attacking her for the wrong reason.
Ooh, you're homophobic.
We know she's not homophobic.
But she would attack.
It's a hypocrisy if I said it or somebody famous said what she said.
She'd be saying, you know, that's hate speech and whack, whack, whack.
And then she would go to her trough and finish her cornmeal.
Jason, every time I make a kind of an ad hominem attack,
you kind of fucking... Nick, I thought you were better than that.
You really mean that, don't you?
Huh?
Me? No, no.
He's like, no, no, you signed my paycheck,
so I go along whatever you say.
What is this better than that?
When somebody says that,
that presumes the person saying that better
than that you're an expert in my field shut your fucking hole you don't know anything about what i
do some nights we're all we're all flawed and that's what a real artist does on stage it shows
your ugly side if i go in a fucking club and i'm in a shitty mood I don't try to shake it for the audience I bring it with me because I'm a fucking human being and it's a live performance
and oh you're better that kid pissed me off so much again we you know we patched it up
but I turned it on I'm saying first of all I'm Italian that means I have black blood in me
because your great great great great great great relatives were savages who raped
Sicily and fucking Italy and
so I have black blood in me Patrice
O'Neill told me Keith Robinson told me
all my black friends Flip Wilson
George Kirby
Mo Vaughn
they all said that
I'm black so
if you follow that train of logic
I can make all the black jokes I want
but anyway so that was Rosie O'Donnell
that's one angry celebrity
just fuck she's mentally ill it's almost sad
I fucking wanted to like her she did tough crowd with us
but she delayed the show staying in a dressing room
I wanted to like her so much now I just want to wrestle her
I wanted to like her so much.
Now I just want to wrestle her.
In January, comedian Chelsea Handler was slammed for tweeting vulgar homophobic comment that implied Graham, that's Lindsey Graham, is a closet of gay men who's sucking up to Trump instead of coming out.
This was her fucking tweet back in the day.
Holy fuck, fuck, I just saw the video of trump's bipartisan meeting yesterday hanley tweeted with her hooves earlier this year
hey at lindsey graham south carolina what kind of dick sucking video do they have on you for you to
be acting like this wouldn't coming out be more honorable?
Can you imagine?
Can you fucking imagine if anybody said that
about a gay person or friend of hers?
Can you fucking imagine?
Um, I can't.
You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt
A hip-hop speaking cunt
Said and true but need to tell you
You're a motherfucking cunt
You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt A motherfucking cunt Everybody knows from the head We actually have we have some video of Chelsea handler on a Friday night by herself at home. She's got a set of balls. Just what I thought.
This is a woman who has zero talent who slept away to the top. Blew everybody from the CEO of the History Channel to the Weather Channel to... Allegedly.
Just fucking humorless.
And she's... Can you imagine she...
What kind of dick-sucking video?
Can you imagine James Woods saying that about some fucking...
Some Hollywood friend of hers?
The fucking rampage that would ensue.
She's eating bucksteam.
Let's go to Cole in Denver.
Interesting things about Blasey Ford's brother,
which would be Gerald Ford.
Go ahead.
Hey, what's up, Cole?
Hey, Nick.
Well, first of all,
James Woods has about three times the IQ
that Chelsea Hamler has.
He would never do something like that.
Yeah, he should do it anyways. Do it anyways. I say punch down at that whore.
Yeah. Well, yeah, I heard that Christine Blasey Ford's brother was associated with the Fusion GPS dossier.
And I was like, there's no way. So I Google it. And of course, PolitiFact, Snopes, all that.
They're like, yeah, I don't see.
There's no reason to associate that.
We pulled his records for the last 14 years and there's no association.
But if you scroll down further, it shows that he stopped working for the law firm in 2004.
That's why they're using the year 14, because that's when he stopped.
So they can go back that far and act like he wasn't
working for them so that's her brother uh her dad's also tied to some crazy stuff but i don't
even want to make the accusations on the air okay but but that but that that's even worse i know but
but that's like 10 11 years prior to the dossier story right but they're saying he but they're
saying he didn't right but what are the odds yeah no but you know it's funny if if snopes is denying it that means it's true you know that exactly yeah exactly if
the cat people say it isn't true it's true yeah fucking snopes and box and all these uh
yeah it's it's there's more connections in there and by the way you bring up a thank you for the
call call you bring up you bring up a good point for the call call. You bring up a good point. They should start
they're not, if we're going to continue
this investigation,
they have to fucking investigate her too.
Right? I'm not hearing any
of that on the media. I want to know everything
about Blasey Ford when the last
time she took a dump was. I want to
know who put the front door, the second
front door in her house that makes her feel
so comfortable where she has strangers saying that work for google they're staying there but she's comfortable
with that but you know i mean it's all the focus is all on kavanaugh and then the dummies on like
well he's the one trying to get on the supreme that doesn't matter she made this into a case
or i should say feinstein and the Democrats did. Everybody involved in it has to be investigated if you're going to do a thorough investigation. Matter of fact, we've
already investigated Kavanaugh. That would be if I was a Republican. They've investigated
him six times. Let's investigate her. Here's what the Republicans should do. Lindsey Graham
should say this. I've never in my life. I love him.
I think he is gay, too, but he's fucking brilliant.
Makes me laugh.
I became a fan when he was on that debate at the children's table at 5 o'clock.
But I think he's smart as a whip.
A lot of shit I disagree with him on.
But the Republicans go, okay, you know what?
We'll extend this two to three weeks if you want.
But we're only going to look into her pass and the accuser pass we'll do the first week for kavanaugh that'll make seven times
he's been investigated in his life by the fbi but the next couple weeks it's just going to be on the
accusers we're going to dig down you know sweat nick she's crazier than a fucking shithouse rat
how can't she be with a name like sweat Nick she hung around gang rapes
and said you know what why isn't this
happening to me I gotta go home put on
tighter shorts maybe have the wrong
perfume on oh to whore oh so I want to see that again i want to see that uh what's her name and i don't want me up there
there you go that's chelsea handler at home that's hygiene
all righty that made me hungry anybody have any walnuts
alrighty that made me hungry
anybody have any walnuts
this is me watching
the hearings
getting excited
at all the allegations
anyway
we'll take one more call
on this
and I'm moving on
to the NFL
and the Seahawks
Earl Thomas
who really showed his fucking true colors today.
Let's go to Mike in fucking Rhode Island.
Mike, what's up?
What's up, Nick?
I hope you can hear me.
I just climbed the cell phone tower and hot-lined my cell phone for you.
Nope, you're cutting out, Mike.
You've got to look into it. Mike, you're cutting in and out.
See ya.
In and out, you're cutting in and out.
You had to go higher on that tower.
Sorry, buddy.
Let's move on to the Seahawks and the NFL,
which is just some games that got awful.
I mean, the worst thing they did was let those referees get on camera.
I swear to Christ, that's how big everybody's ego is, including my own.
But what a messy.
After watching college football, I can't even have...
Let's go on to Earl Thomas.
You know who he is?
He's a fucking all-pro safety
with the Seahawks.
He busted his leg in the fourth quarter
against Arizona.
And then he appeared to flip off
someone on the Seahawks.
Someone?
How about the whole bench
he probably flipped off?
You guys know the story.
I'll get into it.
On the sideline, he's being carted off the field.
Let's show the video of him being carted off the field.
He's done. He's seen the transformation of this defensive team
with all of the great names before, and then he has a mic.
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Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you the end zone to defend a 22 yard touchdown pass. But he leaped over Williams. Their legs collided, whatever the fuck.
And then he limped off holding his knee.
But why he's so pissed.
You guys have all been following.
He held out this year before returning the Wednesday before the season opener at Denver
seeking a contract extension.
He returned without a new contract and said that his goal would be to protect himself before he
could get paid i love how they use that lingo before i can get paid man so it's a it's all
about team for him it's all about the love of the sport and i'm not saying look i know the owners
are cold-hearted and can be just as cynical because you get cut in a second and blah blah blah all that
horse shit but uh thomas then held himself out of a couple practices in the week
leading up to the Seahawks' home opener against the Cowboys
and was consequently fined by the Seahawks.
After the Seahawks went over Dallas last week,
Thomas was surprisingly candid with reporters, just the way this is written.
If it was a white guy that was about to say what he did, they'd go,
what an asshole, saying that he wanted to be appreciated and explaining that he sat out of practices leading up to the game
because he needed to make sure my body is 100% and I'm invested in myself
when I'm not smoking weed and doing crazy shit up on the weekends.
He says, if they were invested in me, I would...
Let me ask you, Earl, what kind of house do you live in now?
Let me ask you a question.
If you weren't playing for Seattle, you didn't play football.
What would you be doing for a living?
What do you think?
Sweeping streets?
Cleaning out porno booths?
Seriously, you're playing a kid's game and you're a multimillionaire.
Don't feel that bad for you.
Surprised you didn't bring up slavery.
If they were invested in me, I'd be out there practicing, Thomas saidomas said but i feel like if i have anything even if it's something small if i've got a headache
i'm not practicing sounds like the wife what holy shit there's water on my uh
there's something wrong with the black man's mind there's something wrong with his mind
anyways if i got a headache i'm not practicing but i don't want to be taken the wrong way
i know i'll get fined how else can you be taken earl and i love you man i was a db myself i love
you but jesus christ take a few lessons from Derek Jeter,
and you need to smile and say the right shit.
That's all.
If you want to get paid, I'm saying.
But it's all about him.
It's not about the Seahawks.
I got to believe he's making decent money.
He's like an all-pro safety, is he not?
Then you flip off the fucking bench.
I guess maybe the GM was
down on the sidelines. I don't know, but
you gotta learn to handle your business
and whatnot. You know what I'm saying to you?
Ah. Good role model for the kids.
Then again, who am I to speak?
I did some fucking...
I kicked over six cans of soda.
Want to get a shot of that?
Look at that.
That was me up at UMaine.
That was me at my happiest.
That's me in my fucking prime
playing college ball and fucking
look at the puss. All right, get it off
before I vomit blood. Get it up!
I forget the point I was making so I'll move on hey Ryan put that back before I
come in there and snap you a little
fucking millennial neck into seven
pieces of fucking firewood Ryan's a cute kid for a fucking, you know.
How do you do with the bitches, Ryan?
You do good with the bitches?
I do good with the bitches.
You do good with the bitches.
Make some ass up in here.
Where the fuck am I?
Oh, California.
California.
Our favorite state just saying fuck the constitution
once again Jerry Brown
is a real fucking hoot I'll tell you
you guys you already have you know they talk
about seceding you already have your own country
out there there's more
Mexicans than white people and Jerry
Brown does not follow the constitution
and I don't know what you're whining
about you have your own thing going on up there
and it's so fun to watch because you have more poverty than any, any state in the union, more poverty. And then up in the beautiful cities like San Francisco, people are wading through human shit to get to work and dirty needles. It really is a really is a lesson in how to run a city by the fucking libs.
Moonshot, Jerry Brown, fucking guys in his late hundreds.
California just became the first to demand that publicly traded companies,
get this, put at least one woman on their boards of directors by the end of 2019.
But there is a caveat.
They have to be big-titted,
tiny-waisted, and fucking hot legs.
I can't believe Jerry would say that.
Governor Jerry Brown on Sunday
signed landmark legislation.
How's it landmark?
It's unconstitutional.
That will require all publicly traded companies
with headquarters in California
to have at least one woman on their...
I bet you the fucking...
You know, the Googles of the world are pissed.
Because for all their left-wing politics and fucking hashtag me defenders,
it's all fucking guys, last I heard.
With headquarters in California to have at least one woman on their board of directors
by the end of 2019, the minimum requisite will increase to two by the end of 2021.
No other state has passed similar legislation.
Okay?
Oh, my God.
Though Brown expressed some misgivings about the law,
which has been criticized as government intrusion into private business,
which it is, which it is. Which it is.
They want socialism.
They want it.
They want state-controlled companies.
They're heading there.
But here's the bigger point.
When you have a law that says you have to hire a woman,
that is not discriminatory against a man.
What if a man was more qualified?
I thought you couldn't hire
based on race, religion,
fucking gender,
nipple size,
fucking forehead size.
Am I right?
There's some guy
four times smarter than abroad,
but we're going to hire the broad
because the law says we have to.
That's fucking legalized discrimination.
You've lost your fucking minds out there.
Lost it.
There have been numerous objections to this bill.
This is Jerry talking, Brown,
and serious legal concerns have been raised,
Brown said in his statement.
I don't minimize the potential flaws
that indeed may prove fatal
to its ultimate implementation.
Nevertheless, recent events in D.C.
I guess he's implying the Kavanaugh hearings and beyond make it crystal clear that many are not getting the message.
Oh, my fucking God.
You know you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck, you know that?
what is what what is what what's got going what's going on in washington got to do with i don't know if he's talking about more women running this year than ever or i i i'm assuming
he's you know talking about the kavanaugh hearings. And good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
Because even you see the flaws in it.
You said so in your statement.
Just unbelievable.
We worked all these years.
This country has evolved.
So shit like this wouldn't happen.
Hiring by somebody's skin color
or letting them into a school
because of their skin color.
And here we've come full circle now.
Guys need not apply.
I knew that.
When I lived back in L.A. in the mid-'90s, I would hear, well, I hear it now.
I hear commercials on the radio for small businesses, and it goes, it says,
women and minorities wanted.
The message is clear there.
Wanted.
The message is clear there.
Anyways.
Several studies have shown companies with at least one female director perform better than their all-male counterparts. Really?
Really?
Can I see that study?
How can you cite that study and not put it in your article?
How can you cite that study and not put it in your article?
Several studies from Rosie O'Donnell and Chelsea Handler's house say that companies with at least one female director
perform better than all their male counterparts.
Yeah, I'm sure that's true.
Progress toward gender equality in the boardroom
has been a slow slog at best.
Maybe guys are just better at business.
Ever think of that?
Maybe guys are just better at business.
For the most part. I know
that's a judgment call. I know it's a
generalization. But
is it an accident?
Where's the female Bill Gates?
Where's the female
Steve Jobs?
Where's the female Zuckerberg?
They're out there. You're just not giving them
a chance, you assholes.
Look, all the girls that hang out in college
are four times smarter than me,
but I'm just saying.
For Christ's sake.
Ryan, you know any genius broads?
My girlfriend.
Oh, what a fucking pandering
fucking fruitcake answer that was.
Nah, she had a lot going on.
She had an internship at an engineering firm.
Yeah, okay.
I can name 41 guys that have that same fucking thing,
but, I mean, I'm talking about a real...
I'm talking about like a real genius,
like, let me try to think, like a real smart woman,
like, you know, like Cheryl Ladd from...
If you guys could see the blank
stares from... She replaced
Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels.
I'm not asking you to know it, Jason.
Relax. Don't fucking overreact. It's like the guy
in the front row of the comedy club.
Boy, I really
better fucking douche.
Let's go to Adam in L.A.
Women on the board of companies in Los Angeles.
I bet you there's a lot of them.
They're very progressive.
Adam, what's happening?
That's the thing, Nick.
The thing you haven't realized is out here,
everybody can transgender so easily.
It'll be a real quick
thing for all the men on the board to all of a sudden become women very next thing you know
that is a great point it's all you gotta do is go into an interview and go that's not a cock
that's a snatch where do i sign fight fire with fire nick that's what we're doing well you know
what i love your spirit adam and keep it up and spread the word
and tell Jerry Brown.
That's actually...
But, Adam, don't you make, like,
a legitimate point?
I mean, eventually these laws
are going to have to...
Yeah, I mean, eventually these laws,
these gender...
You know, you're going to say,
hey, I identify as a woman,
and you guys need women here,
obviously.
Yeah, but...
The misandrist...
I mean, the laws are really misandrist and that it discriminates against men which will fail like the 14th amendment the equal protection clause that
basically says you can't discriminate against things like that so it should be a pretty much
open and shut case for the newly appointed uh kavanaugh when he makes it uh make the Supreme
Court hopefully soon.
But you've got to know Jerry Brown smart enough to know all that.
So is this just a cynical ploy?
I mean, what is it?
What's he get out of this?
Votes?
It's straight up virtue signaling, right?
He just wants to let everybody know that he's doing a good job and he's out there to protect people and yada, yada, yada.
All right, Adam.
You nailed it on the head, brother.
All right.
Take care, Nick.
Take care.
Peace.
It's a great point.
Going into the interview as a guy and it's not going well.
Then you go, excuse me, can I go to the restroom?
Come back with a wig on.
You don't even have to do that.
You just point to your baby.
And the guy goes, Don, we've enjoyed the first part.
No, it's Donna.
Oh, when did that happen?
Well, I just went to the restroom and looked in the mirror
and decided things weren't going well.
Let me show you my tits.
That's a good point.
Paul Lynn, what do you get to say?
The Tin Man wanted a heart and the lion wanted courage.
What did the Straw Man want?
He wanted the Tin Man to notice him.
During the 18th century, it was common for a bride to sell something at her wedding reception to help pay for the cost of the wedding.
What did she sell?
Her firstborn.
her firstborn.
I want all of you to enjoy your cake.
So, enjoy.
State Senator Hannah Beth Jackson,
a Democrat from Santa Barbara who co-authored the bill,
I wonder what she thinks of it, pointed out the percentage of women in California corporate boards had barely nudged up from 15.5% in 2013 to 16% this year.
What are you talking about?
That's like fucking, that's a huge gain.
It's a half a percent.
She says, I think it's a giant step forward, not just for women, but also for our businesses and our economy.
Because the world couldn't have come about without broads in their input.
She says it's a win-win.
It's a win-win if you have a vagina.
What are you talking about?
How's that a win-win?
A win-win would be both with men and women.
Both benefit from it, Miss Jackson.
You're fucking blinded by your
nipples. You can't handle the truth. No, they're ignorant of my Snapple Bacardi.
Ah, that's some good fixings.
What's that?
I got it.
It's the drink cam.
It's the drink cam.
It'll be the eat cam tomorrow.
I'm going to have a large pizza.
All right, let's move on, shall we?
Don't forget to check me out, Crowder.
A lot of with Crowder.
Thursday, this Thursday.
I don't know if he does it live or he releases it later.
I think he, I don't know.
But that night I'll be at the, some theater.
The Texas Theater in Dallas in Dallas Texas where Oswald
apparently was shot and I hopefully that
doesn't happen to me it's one thing to
get smacked but I mean a bullet that
stings you think that gender fucking
gender madness is only happening United
States how about Sweden here's a story that'll get your buns in a fucking fever You think that gender fucking, gender madness is only happening in the United States?
How about Sweden?
Here's a story that'll get you buns and a fucking fever.
Sweden rules, quote unquote, distracted boyfriend meme is sexist.
Breach of advertising rules.
Put up the picture of the, that's the meme.
The advertising abudsman said Internet service provider B service provider ban offs inclusion of the now famous image which shows a man turning away
from his girlfriend to admire another woman and in a jobs vacancy advertisement
suggested women were interchangeable in the same way as a change of workplace
are you gonna first of all,
can I,
are you going to tell me
women don't do this?
I caught my wife
checking out a fucking
other guy when we lived
in LA,
crossing the street.
So I pushed her
in front of a bus
and I got another one.
Oh,
I,
I love,
really?
In 2018,
only guys do that.
No girls ever done that to a fucking right
they're interchangeable yeah they are just like men are interchangeable
they shouldn't be in a perfect world would all love each other
listen to this madness fucking Sweden is such a fucking
just a fucking nightmare in Facebook and Instagram posts the
Stockholm based company had shown the boyfriend turning away from your current workplace to stare
at Banoff alongside a message advertising sales jobs and vacancies for operating engineers and
web designers the purpose was to illustrate that Banoff is an attractive employer and that persons
who have a somewhat less attractive
employer could be interested in us it's a clever cute little thing but once again uh chicks with
dicks broads at five o'clock shadows and and backs like ray lewis and handlebar mustaches
are fucking furious over a cute little thing you know this is 2018 i think women could handle this
type of and it's not even your women actually. It's, it's whoever the government fucking who making these rules in
Sweden. Uh, but the Ombudsman opinion committee unanimously ruled the jobs posting to be gender
discriminatory in a breach of international chamber of Commerce anti-sexism regulations
against portraying stereotypical gender roles or individuals as sex objects.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
We haven't seen a man portrayed in any ads as fucking retarded,
having the grill blow up in his face when he's cooking in the backyard,
trying to assemble a sofa for his wife and looking at his black neighbor,
saying, how do they get the better fucking sofa and how do they put it together?
Yeah, that's okay. All that shit's okay.
But don't show a woman, you know, in a bikini making cheeseburgers.
That's just fucking outrageous.
You really, guys, you're just humorless.
You want to take the fucking fun out of life.
All members of the review panel reportedly agree
that the advertisement objectifies women.
You can objectify men as long as you want.
Asserting that it portrays females as interchangeable objects.
The only interesting feature of which is their appearance.
Oh my fucking...
I notice you don't put ugly people in your ads.
You can't handle the truth!
If I could, I'd grab this microphone and I'd beat your brains out with it
because that's what you deserve, that's what you deserve.
The advertising ombudsman made headlines in 2012,
a year in which Sweden also, listen to this, introduced genderless pronouns
when it ruled toy companies must show boys playing with dolls
and girls playing with toy guns in their marketing catalogs
with what with the watchdog's head elizabeth trodzig
Swedish society is seeking an egalitarian relationship between men and women really
are they really no they're ignorant. That's ignorant.
But scientists,
this is going to refute their theory,
have said the national,
excuse me,
the nation's now decades-long
top-down commitment
to deconstructing gender,
which includes the requirement
that all preschools work
to counteract traditional roles,
is unlikely to have much effect.
With research on toy preference, finding children's preference for gender toys
which match their sex is similar in equality, quote-unquote,
pushing nations like Sweden to that and less egalitarian countries.
Listen to this.
Emeritus Professor of Biochemistry and Public Awareness of Science
officer at the university college cork revoked the Scandinavian country for tending to treat
gender differences in children as a disease.
Noting that the preponderance of scientific evidence indicates that the social
gender engineering proposed in Sweden is wrong.
Male and female are different,
but equal and the equality agenda is damaged
rather than served
by trying to eliminate
a difference.
What she's saying is
let Billy pay
play with a goddamn truck.
Make him play with it.
And if your daughter
you know
picks up a fucking
G.I. Joe
she's gonna get bored with it in five minutes.
If she doesn't, what do you do?
Fucking shave her head, shoot her up with steroids.
I don't know what to tell you, folks.
You can't legislate DNA.
Do you understand that?
And yes, I believe people are born gay.
And I believe there is a spectrum.
There is a
wide variety in between. I mean, come on.
We've all been to Provincetown,
San Francisco, New York City.
But we don't
need all the shit on top of it.
Nobody's hating those people.
Yes, every once in a while there's fucking hate crimes
in New York, but these are ignorant fucking
people. But I'm just saying,
nobody gives a fuck. We get bigger
problems. We get China
under
cyber attack with China and fucking
Russia. We get bigger problems.
I don't care if your boy
puts on a tutu. The government
should stay the fuck out of it.
Who's with me?
But a meme?
A boy looking at another chick when he's with his girlfriend?
That's so fucking outrageous.
We need legislation.
Sweden needs legislation.
Why does it happen?
So I have the translation of the meme if you want that.
Go ahead.
So let me throw up the meme.
All right,
so on the right,
it's your current workplace
is the girl.
Right.
You is the boy
and Banhoff,
the employment,
the actual company
is the lady he's looking at.
So it's like implying that like,
you're cheating on your boss.
I just explained that
in the article.
I'm dumb
this guy what were you doing fucking playing dominoes back there yeah banoff is saying that
their their job is more attractive than the one you're currently in maybe yes thank you for
thank you for translating i thought i had some great revelation yeah no that was i'm glad you're
paying attention now what now where are you on the spectrum as far as autism?
What are you on, a seven and a half?
Out of five.
He just repeated everything I just said.
But I'll give you a, you were right.
You are correct, sir.
I mean, Emmerich is professor of biochemistry
and public awareness of Science.
I'm sure that person knows
what they're talking about.
Revoking Scandinavian country
for trending to treat gender differences
in general as a disease.
I'll say it again.
We're different, okay?
I know you want to believe
the only difference between men and women
as the feminists,
the only differences are the socially constructed ones.
We,
which has been proven to be absolute nonsense.
If you don't believe me,
go online and watch this girl try to play running back and arena football.
I get it.
We,
we,
we have to load up that clip.
I watch out like this,
the proto film.
I think that's it.
But today, folks, I'm saving these for tomorrow. We get to, uh, this story's over a week old, proto film I think that's it for today
folks I'm saving these for tomorrow we
get the stories over a week old but I
still love it Apple stores in the Bay
Area that would be Northern California
where liberalism runs rampant being
robbed and robbed over and over again by
who oh I don't know somebody take a
guess out there.
Anyways, I'll get to that tomorrow.
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Catch me, no show on Thursday for Patreon because I'll be going to Dallas to do Crowder,
but we'll throw something up on Patreon for you.
Maybe me and Wayne Newton singing together.
I am obsessed. I got caught
watching that again last night.
Can't stop watching it. It fucking
fascinates me. I've just never seen
a woman's mouth on a guy before
with cheekbones and
his hands. He's got no knuckles on his hands.
He's snapping to the... He's got the hands
of fucking...
I don't know.
I was going to say Hillary Clinton. That makes no sense. She has the hands of the skipper from know somebody was gonna say Hillary Clinton makes no
sense she has the hands of the skipper
from Gilligan's a Barbara Eden anyways
go to Nick dip calm I'm rambling now
remember you think it I'll say it you're
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