The Nick DiPaolo Show - More Cancel Culture Crap | Nick Di Paolo Show #507

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

Bill Burr under fire for Grammy controversy. Georgia lawmaker pressured to resign for supporting voting integrity bill. Georgetown professor fired for stating facts about her black students.

🎵 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, boys and girls. How are you? Welcome to the big show on a Monday. Glad to have you. Monday? Yeah. What the fuck did I say? I know. Tuesday. When I make a mistake like that, it's usually a day ahead of time. I enjoy this show so much I went back one. Anyways, I've only been doing this for 11 years, so relax.

Hey, I got a cameo. Let's get this out of the way. I got a cameo. It was a guy's wife or oh, it's a brother. Excuse me. This girl Audrey sent me a cameo. Says her brother made a sound drop for us for the show. It's kind of a compilation of Biden fuck ups. He put it to music. It was kind of funny.

And I think she said it was a birthday. He's got a birthday in a couple of days. So Jonathan, his name is. Let's let's play that right now, because I know me. I'll forget about it. And then she'll be like, oh, I paid for a cameo, you mama luke. But here's a sample of Jonathan's work. Oh, yeah. And it get hot. I got a lot of it. I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.

And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight. And then watch the hair come back up again. They'd look at it. So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I've loved kids jumping on my lap. And I tell you what. The men are now all men.

The guys I work with down here. And they're all guys at the time. They're all good men. Most of them made an awful lot of themselves. And Earl Larkin had a rough time. And some of you knew Earl. I came back as a public defender. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. I got hairy legs and I love kids jumping on my lap. That's our president. If you really think he fucking won the election, you can kiss my ass. You can kiss it. Well done.

Happy birthday, Jonathan. Good sister, Audrey. I think it's just sister. Hey, did you guys see this footage? It always says terrifying video. And I'm like, oh, yeah. Half the time, it's not even close to terrifying. But this was pretty goddamn scary.

A new terrifying video shows a plane crash into an SUV in Florida. Where else? Killing three people. Graphic footage caught by a neighbor's doorbell camera. Boy, the doorbell cameras catch a lot of stuff. That's why I stopped stealing Christmas gifts. Shows the aircraft plunging nose first into the vehicle and erupted into flames that spread across the street. What's creepy is the car looks just like mine.

Not that it has anything to do with it. It looks like a black QX70 Infinity. But watch this. And it really is terrifying. What the fuck? What? That has to be the work of the devil. Can you imagine?

I guess the mom survived and a little girl get killed. I will never complain about being unlucky. We got a couple of those today where God or the devil was involved. Can you imagine? You're just minding your business. This is where I'm supposed to say, so remember to hug your loved ones tonight

because you never know. I can't hug anybody. They all live all over the country. Maybe I'll do a Zoom. But do you believe that? That's when I go, is there a God? Yes. Who has a bright red suit with a pitchfork.

The pilot and a passenger aboard the plane were killed instantly while a woman and child in the SUV were left seriously injured, according to Miami Herald, which cited Pembroke Pines Fire Rescue. The child later died from injury. His injuries, officials confirmed, which is horrible. It was not immediately clear what caused the Beechcraft Bonanza to go down shortly after taking off about 3 p.m. Monday from North Perry Airport. A mechanical problem may have caused the plane to clip a power line, Pembroke Pines Fire Chief Marcel Rodriguez told the Sun Sentinel,

the woman in the car was able to get out. Unbelievable. But was screaming, my baby. The two people in the plane were killed immediately. None of the victims have been identified. So, of course not. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book?

Who the fuck are you? My guy taking a plane lesson. I wonder if it was one of those, you know? There's two people in it. Maybe not. I don't know. But Jesus, I don't like small planes. I really don't.

At least with a big jet, you know, you're going to, I don't know. I was going to say you have a chance. No, you don't. Forget it. Do you know your odds of surviving if you fall from 30 feet or more, a 50-50, from 30 feet? I looked that up because my wife had to push me off a ladder and I hurt my back. I said, you're trying to kill me? That's not going to kill you. Excuse me. So that's creepy. And that was real, not deep fake. And I thought we're

going to have to say that now after every goddamn video we show. Why am I saying that? I don't know if you caught this story. I don't know if it's true or not. And if it is true, I don't know why the whole world wouldn't be talking about it today, especially, you know, politicians here in this country. I don't know if it's true or not, but it should be a lead story. And I didn't see it. I found this yesterday. Did you see this fake live Biden event busted by journalist Richard, Richard citizen journalist, his most recent post. That's what he goes, I guess goes on Twitter, his handle.

His most recent post where he literally has his TV on live CNN and they are claiming a big live event is happening in the Rose Garden and then he turns the camera out his window

looking down on the Rose Garden and it's frigging empty. It's fucking empty. It's fucking empty Completely dead he says Clearly no one there I'm fucking real Hello Hello

Show the uh Hello He put up the video Hey guys it's 2.34pm This is the Rose Garden Where? This is 15th street Guys that's the Oval Office right there.

They're saying there's people in there right now. That is talking about the relief bill. Look at this. No activity. Nothing. Zero. But they're saying there's a ceremony going on at the Rose Garden right now. Where's the White House?

That's not the White House he's pointing at, right? Oh, okay, if you say so. But yeah, but here's the creepy part. Watch when he goes in his apartment. I don't think there is, guys. Watch this. They're saying this is live right now. At the Rose Garden, guys.

There should be security at the White House. There should be things happening. There should be security. Look at this. There's no security. Holy shit. Hello? Hello?

Hello? Okay, now if that's real, are you you guys with me shouldn't the whole world be talking about it and you know if anybody would do something like that be the democrats they've they've actually remember they've actually changed clips and 9-1-1 calls and manipulated them to make the republicans look like idiots they do this shit all the time. Do you believe that? So I don't know why me and 11 other people are talking about it. But what are you doing, examining it, Jay? Yeah, I don't know.

So, but. I think that's where the White House is. Oh, I think you're right. I think you're right. What the fuck yeah i didn't know you could pull up like a regular car in front of the white must be one of those one of those friggin uh padded suvs but uh so i don't know am i making a big deal about it nothing you know deep fake now you don't even need deep that could be a green screen i could do that at home. Is he in that bad a shape?

Oh, my God. Somebody call me from the White House. Jill, talk to Jill Biden. Give me a call. I'm still throwing in you for an old lady. What? Yeah, I'm pissed you off. Anyways, all kinds of untruths in the news.

They'll do anything to win. Remember, power is their number one. And more proof of some nefarious activities by the liberal mainstream friggin' media. Washington Post caught lying about Trump again. What the fuck is new? The Washington Post has issued a correction to an earlier story that had quoted former President Donald Trump as instructing a Georgia election official, find the fraud, he was quoted as saying, in the state after audio of the phone call was released. We have audio of what he actually said.

They're claiming, he said, find the fraud. You'll be a hero if you do. Here's the actual conversation. And remember, this is, go ahead, roll it. Yeah, I mean, something bad happened. I hope you're doing that because if you're, you know, I hope you're going back two years as opposed to just checking one against the other

because that would just be sort of a signature check that didn't mean anything. But if you go back two years, and if you can get to Fulton, you're gonna find things that are gonna be unbelievable for the dishonesty that we've heard from them. Right. You know, just good sources, really good sources.

But Fulton is the mother load, you know, as the expression goes. He's the mother load. Right. Well, Mr. President, I appreciate your comments. That's Sidney Powell. you that our team and the GBI that we're only interested in the truth and finding the information that's based on the facts. You got to learn to trim those things, Jason. Are you interested in the real story?

Yeah, state officials located the recording on a trash folder on a device belonging to Francis Watson, the chief investigator for Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raftzenberger, while responding to a public records request, the Post reported. The Wall Street Journal published the audio last week. You see, once again, the left just fucking, they wouldn't even know about that. They would have let it slide, but the Wall Street Journal caught. The Post had reported in early January that while on December 23rd, 2020, Trump said that Frances Watson on a phone call, the chief investigator, yeah, we already know, should

find the fraud and that she would be a national hero, according to Jordan Fuchs, the deputy secretary of State. That's not what happened. According to the correction and revised story, Trump did not say either of those things. And here is the post-correction info. And again, a couple of months later. I'll tell you why this is more damaging than you realize. Two months after publication of this story, the Georgia Secretary of State released an audio recording of President Donald Trump's December phone call with the state's top elections investigator.

The recording revealed that the Post misquoted Trump's comments on the call. You didn't misquote him. You fucking manipulated your lying cocksuckers. And that goes to Bezos, who owns this paper. They misquoted Trump's comments on the call based on information provided by a source. Trump did not tell the investigator to find the fraud or say he would be or she would be a national hero if she did so. Instead, Trump urged the investigator to scrutinize ballots in Fulton County, Georgia, asserting she would find dishonesty there. Fulton County, Georgia, asserting she would find dishonesty there. She also told her, he also told her, I'm sorry, that she had the most important job in the

county right now. A story about the recording can be found here in this article. The headline and text of this story have been corrected to remove quotes misattributed to Trump. So what's new, you know? You are fake news. Sir, God damn. And here's why it's even more damaging.

Democrats cited the fake find the fraud quote in Trump's impeachment trial, okay? In the House impeachment manager's trial brief, Democrats argue President Trump's campaign to reverse the election results and to keep himself in the White House lasted through the days immediately preceding the assault on the Capitol. On December 23rd, for instance, President Trump reportedly called one of Georgia's lead election investigators, urging him to find the fraud and claiming that the official would be a national hero if he did so. Fucking liars. and claiming that the official would be a national hero if he did so. Fucking liars.

The brief cited the article, which relied on a single anonymous source, as usual, always anonymous. Rep. Madeline Dean, Democrat, Pennsylvania, seen here. One of the House impeachment managers used the fake quote in her oral argument before the Senate impeachment trial itself. So she's just a fucking liar, liar, whore, liar, whore. You know, a few weeks later, on December 23rd, Trump called the chief investigator for the Georgia Bureau of Investigations who was conducting the audit. And we already told you, an audit of signature matching procedures for advocacy balance. And that's when he said, find the fraud. But he never said all the shit that they said he said. Okay. And once again, it's two months later and they're going, oh,

you know, and where was this correction? Was it on the first page of the post i bet that was melanie talking to bezos at a cocktail party what do you guys do anything honestly and truthfully fucking evil motherfuckers. I'd like to go back to New York and sit around that table and go, are you guys embarrassed that you vote Democrat? Because if you're not, I'm not your fucking friend anymore. Yeah, but you don't want politics. Yeah, I do.

This isn't about politics. This is about your fucking integrity as a person. And hopefully your kids will all be retarded. Back to the show. Well, I said that like they're all pregnant and are about to... Democrats also presented other false and misleading evidence, notably the Charlottesville very fine people hoax. Remember that?

Which they took out of context. Has been disproven a thousand times. They mentioned that in the impeachment trial, too. Huh? But let me ask you a question. So that goes, there's no punishment for that? When you're doing a trial and you fucking lie about the evidence? I don't understand how the world works, folks.

Oh. Excuse me. Excuse me. That's tiramisu. I made tiramisu, which I fucking love. I never had a good recipe and I found that's right on behalf of fact. And I put it in the freezer and you let it thaw a little. It's almost like ice cream cake, but it's got booze and coffee in it. Oh, my God. My prick was harder than a whale's tooth. I'll tell you, just delicious. Let's keep the news right here locally.

Georgia County asked state lawmaker to resign over his support for election integrity bill. There it is, folks. The word integrity is actually in the bill. Naturally, the left has a allergic reaction to the word integrity. This is about keeping the elections honest and they're going to ask him to fucking resign. What's the world coming to?

I have no idea. State Rep. Barry Fleming, good friend of mine. We play racquetball. I don't know the fucking guy. Looks like Louie. State Rep. Barry Fleming, a Republican sponsored House Bill 531, which passed the House along party lines last week. You know what that means? If you don't know, that means Republicans voted for it. Democrats didn't naturally because it has integrity in it. The bill which awaits Senate action, and it's a bipartisan thing. Everybody should want this, curbs the use of drop boxes, changes early voting hours, limits no-excuse absentee voting, and requires ID for absentee voting.

Oh, no. Those poor black and brown people, none of them have ID. Don't you know they have to steal their liquor and beer and sneak on planes? Don't you know that? House Bill 531 is designed to begin to bring back the confidence of our voters back into our election system. A main component of that effort is by enacting several revisions, of that effort is by enacting several revisions which will make the administration of elections easier by our local election officials, Fleming said last week, according to WABE. That's right,

WABE, one of my favorite channels. Some advocacy groups claiming the bill amounts to voter suppression. Oh, what advocacy group? Let me guess. N-double-A-C-P, Black Angry Caucus. You fucking, and you know what? That's not even right. It's white liberals, I bet. Well, it's all he is. Anybody. You're all fucking liars.

This notion that an ID is suppressing somebody, how fucking dare you? And you sad sack shit Republicans, you don't know how to fight these arguments. What did you all get Ds in law school? Once again, you're getting slapped around. Claiming the amounts of voter suppression, excuse me, call for protests against the measure.

It would, and this is quote by some leftist douche. It would have devastating consequences for voting rights in Georgia. It doesn't matter because you already stole the election. Right. And you're going to steal the next one. And it's absolutely unacceptable that legislators, voting rights advocates and the people of of Georgia having blindsided by its release. What? We found out the election since November and then the special election with Kelly Loeffler and that shit.

We found out it was still crooked, this system. Advocacy group Fair Fight. Every time you hear a name like that, it comes from the left they're doing just the opposite that's the group fair fight they wrote that in a in a fucking tweet fair fight oh my god i i wish i could get all the black people together in the country and go do you do you feel suppressed when they ask you to show an ID? Just answer me. And they wouldn't be panicked. Focus.

It's a joke. I love you. Anyhow. But I bet you most of those black people would agree with me. But apparently there's enough. Again, you couldn't get this shit passed without white fucking libs. They're codifying stealing. All the shit they did wrong

in November 3rd election, they are making law now. So that's why I'm looking at some property in El Salvador. Getting a tattoo on my neck and I'm out of here. Around 40 protesters took the streets in front of the Hancock County Courthouse in Sparta

on Wednesday, calling for Fleming's resignation. They're calling for his resignation. Honest to God, asking a guy to resign because he's trying to clean up the fraud. And they're saying, don't you touch that fraud. We have lots of protests at the Capitol, but when we have protests in our local communities, that sends a message everywhere. Protest participant Jean Dufour told a local outlet, taxpayers are paying for the guy who's trying to take their voting rights away, said that dirty woman. A, she was a hooah. B, she was a hooah. Can you fucking imagine the protest prompt that Hancock County Commissioners

to vote four to nothing to ask Fleming to resign. Fleming, who is currently chairman of the House Special Committee on Election Integrity, said that he stepped down after receiving the request. And why would you do that? I'm going to find out what the hell happens here. He's probably a fake. It's all a play, folks. Fucking Oliver Stone's probably a fake. It's all a play, folks. Fucking Oliver Stone's probably directing this. Why'd I say that? Because I've been watching Platoon again. It was on AMC.

Hey, AMC. American movie classics, right? Leave the cursing in. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm watching a Vietnam movie where young Vietnamese girls are being raped, people being shot, and they go, oh, that smells like a poopo. They dub it in. It is so fucking stupid. The statehouse speaker, pro tem Republican Jan Jones,

told WABE that the changes to Georgia's election laws were needed after the controversies of the 2020 election, which saw allegations of voter fraud. You're goddamn right. Quote, she said, it's time again because of the lessons we learned from the implementation of the new voting system and an unprecedented pandemic that revealed extreme stress in our election system. First of all, that was a pretext. Don't believe that. Such as the need for greater transparency, uniformity, and confidence, Jones told the outlet before she stepped down. No.

She'll be asked to be stepped down. Why would he step down? Oh, they voted him out, I guess. But he says right after he got the letter, are you another spineless Mama Luke? Are you, folks, are you alarmed by any of this? Or are you still focused on The Bachelor? He's a handsome black fella.

They should do a Bachelor blue collar version. College kid in his late 20s still living in his parents basement he's fucking these fat pigs waking up the parents and shit now that would be the bachelor he gets fucking herpes from some slut you know i could make a great show anyways let's continue with the um corrupt media the most corrupt of our institutions is the media. CNN, they make me queasy. Anyways, here's some evidence that our academia, that all the, our education system is just already just tainted with socialism slash Marxism. And you have already generations just fucking, we know that, right? But every once in a while, the college, what's the name of this?

It's a college reform. They go to campuses just to remind you people how stupid and what victims these poor kids are of this left-wing horseshit. Brainwashed by the lib control MSM, college students are clueless. My headline. Florida students, it's a college in Florida, not sure which one, were shocked to learn that President Joe Biden recently opened holding cells, which some call cages.

First of all, they're not cages. All right? I'm saying this in Biden's brain. They're not cages. They look like cement cells or whatever, but it's not a cage does your fucking dog or cat when you go to the pet store are they in big cement rooms with toilets and running water for the migrant children at the border and that former president donald trump had actually signed an order that stopped family separation at the border.

So they were shocked to hear that, of course. Uh-oh, retard alert. Retard alert. First, I'm going to show you what they felt about Trump doing this. And he's going to, the guy talking is going to say, you know, what do you think about Trump putting kids in cages? And naturally, they're going to fall for the trap because they've been brainwashed. I almost feel for these poor kids.

You guys are paying good money to be fucking brainwashed. Go ahead. What is your reaction to Trump doing this? And what do you think he should have done instead? You don't crack a motherfucker. Obviously, kids shouldn't be in cages. I think Trump did a bad job. But, I mean, I knew Obama had kids in cages, too.

All right. I think it was very disgusting that he did that. Why would you separate children, very at a young age, or even at any age, away from their parents? Oh, there you go. I was going to say, because children are at a young age. But go ahead. She cleaned it up. She's nervous.

You know, to be treated differently and put into a cage as if you're not human. So that was, you know, beyond disgusting for him to even do that in the first place. You can't like put them in cages. If like anything, give them like a chance to be able to secure themselves on the, on American soil. I think that like a big point of Ah, show us your tits. during the debates was

he kept firing back with like the, oh, but you're the ones who built them. It's all like i think that the person who used them meaning trump and is really you know the one who should be held responsible rather than like deflecting blame of like oh but this happened and this happened uh it's sad, folks. I don't know what to tell you. Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren't more people intelligent like me? Because they went to college.

You didn't. That's why you're more intelligent. Then when it's revealed to them, it's actually Biden who's doing it now. And again, these are the same cages which they're not cages I love this mentality though we have obligation people show up in the thousands unannounced illegally and we're supposed to have what a fucking suite at the four seasons for them what do you think about the flat screen going down when the Perez family was uh

in the presidential suite and uh so now they're going to let the kids know that it wasn't Trump. And here's their reaction to that question. Would it surprise you if I told you that that picture I just showed you is actually the facilities that President Biden just opened? I showed you that picture. Would it surprise you if I told you that that was a holding cell? Is an eagle in your hair? Those are holding cells that President Biden just opened about a week ago and that those were not Trump's? He's shocked.

And Trump actually enacted a policy that ended the separation of children at the border. That's shocking because I did not know that at all. So, you know, for you to tell me that, I did not know that. They basically, everyone made Trump look like a bad image. That's right, my girl. He's basically doing the same thing. Good for you to tell me that i did not know that they basically everyone made trump look like a bad image that's right my girl he's basically doing the same thing so good for you pause that's she just learned more in the last three minutes than she has in the fucking three years at that school nick's assuming she's a junior go ahead very shocking i did not know that it sucks kind of he went back on his word so a lot of people are criticizing biden calling him

a hypocrite saying he was doing exactly what trump did so knowing that what is your reaction to that does that surprise you i'm not surprised that's exactly what i was expecting oh really pause like she probably was because you know what she's thinking fucking old white guy of course they're doing the wrong thing that's been drilled into her head too good if he didn't do anything about it then like it's just because i don't know everybody's saying he's like a talking about everything's going to change when biden's coming um i just think from here on now it's probably going to get worse yes that's the solution and i don't think there should be a double standard i wouldn't be okay with trump doing it i'm not okay with biden doing it how about if i grab your line lied yeah honestly i I think Biden has always just been kind of like the puppet mouth of, you know, the Democratic Party.

So you guys don't really trust Biden? No, I wouldn't say that I fully trust him, but I think that I trust that he will be pushed. Yes, off a cliff in a wheelchair. Are you interested in the real story? Yeah, you just got it, sweetie. These kids are being educated on camera but do you see generation after generation i know people who sent their daughter to college my wife knows a few places they send that sweet little girl off and comes back they get rings in

their nose and nipples and fucking white men are evil and they're all rapists and shit beautiful money well spent that's why if i had kids, I'd send them all to DeVry. You're going to learn air conditioning. I don't care if your name is Lisa. Our father. Anyway, I was sipping my coffee. It's late in the evening. She's wondering what clothes to wear

She puts on her makeup And brushes her dirty hair And then she asks me Do I look alright More faux outrage on a college campus, ladies and gentlemen. More faux. That's faux. You know how black people, instead of saying faux, they go faux.

I'm for him. Both of us. I'm saying that too. Faux. Only F-A-U-X. Faux outrage. That's French. Isn't it, Jason?

I heard a guy say, Fox outrage. I thought he was talking about the channel. A white Georgetown law professor, what else? We don't scrutinize anybody else of any color in this country, was fired Thursday after getting caught on video belittling black students during a Zoom call with a colleague saying they usually perform just plain at the bottom of her classes. She wasn't belittling them.

OK, this makes me furious. OK, yes, I know it sticks out like a sore thumb in this day of PC correctness. But watch what she says. And Georgetown Law Dean Bill Treanor said he was appalled by the conversation between now terminated adjunct professor Sandra Sellers and another faculty member, David Batson, who was placed on administrative leave. He didn't even say anything. He nodded in agreement pending an investigation.

I informed Professor Sellers that I was terminating her relationship with the Georgetown law effective immediately, he says. I can't fucking take it no more. A trainer wrote in a statement released Thursday afternoon, during our conversation, she told me that she had intended to resign as a result of my decision. Professor Sellers is no longer affiliated with Georgetown. A brief clip posted to Twitter Wednesday

showed Sellers and Batson having what they believe was a private discussion about a class they jointly taught. And this is the big crime that she committed. Go ahead. And you know what? I hate to say this.

What? I end up having this angst every semester that a lot of my lower ones are blacks. Is there more of her talking yeah right come on jace happens almost every semester and it's like oh come on you know get some really good ones but they're also usually some that are just plain at the bottom it drives me crazy okay i understand the language a little and sent some good ones that's the shit that bothers people but still

they're talking about black people a class that they both teach how about him the poor bastard just nodded or whatever he'll be taken out and shot so she gets fired now let me ask you this question does this ever ever fucking come up? You know you can go look at her records, right? And what if the people at the bottom of class are black students? So she gets canned for stating a fucking fact? If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? So that's two examples today, right?

The integrity law booted. Do you guys see what the hell's going on? She, yeah, the language, I don't think it's insensitive. But again, with today's PC atmosphere and the word police, I can see, you know, saying there's some good ones. It's sort of tantamount to saying you people, but big fucking deal. Big deal. Did anybody go to look to see if what she said is true? And there's just outrage on Twitter and everything. What a sick country.

I said this to my wife. We have a mental illness in this country. We do when it comes to race. If somebody came from another country, another planet, and watched how we handle race and how much we talk, they'd go, this country needs a shrink. You guys are fucked up. Un-fucking-real. The campuses, they just can't, literally, they can't handle it. You can't handle the truth.

I can. Sellers, according to the Georgetown Black Law Students Association. Oh, there's a Black Law Students Association. What a racist country. We actually have a group called Black Law Students Association. How's that not racist? We're supposed to be colorblind, aren't we? Was referencing the only black student in her class. The organization quickly called for her immediate death and beheading. And a petition demanding her ouster garnered hundreds of signatures from brainwashed students, alumni, several Georgetown faculty members. Fucking believe me. I'm staying right here.

I don't know if you are, honey. Look at her face. She's doing a Shemp Howard thing. Look at her face. She's doing a Shemp Howard thing. And here comes the here comes that politically correct statement that follows. Anytime there's a story like this, this is from the school. This I have to take a fucking Pepto Bismol shot.

We demand nothing short of the immediate termination of Sandra Sellers as adjunct professor at Georgetown University Law Center. The group said in a statement, not suspension, not an investigation. The university must take swift and definitive action in the face of blatant and shameless racism. Blatant and shameless? Not even close to either one of those. blatant and shameless not even close to either one of those sellers made the comments after saying they were a bit jumbled prompting Batson to apparently nod in agreement that's why he's going to be a dead man that's what the footage shows the poor guy went like this I wonder if he's on the phone with her that night go you dumb cunt you said this was a private conversation. That's the best way I can put it. Sellers said with a laugh on the call. It's like, okay, let me,

she's talking about a student's answer on like a test. She says, it's like, okay, let me reason through that, what you just said. Oh, again, so racist. Nobody talks that like, no minorities talk about white people like that. No black professors. So again, another another example of cancer called, you know, you notice how cancer culture

only works one way. And I'll bring up my litmus test. Tracy Morgan saying when his wife was pregnant, if my baby's gay, I'll kill it. His career is going stronger than ever. And when's the last time a black professor was fired? How many stories have I done on this show where black professors have said horrendously racist stuff about Trump and are still teaching, not even a slap on the wrist? It's ridiculous. So she had one last comment, this teacher that got fired. These blacks, who knows where they're going to take the wrong way.

Exactly. You got to be woke. Hey, here's a message to woke people. Go the fuck back to sleep. A deep sleep. Woke. I fucking love it. Woke is, well, it's a synonym for retarded.

Didn't used to be. That's what it is now. The woke next story related to race. Also, the woke leftists at the dictionary dot com have announced that they get this folks are banning the word slave from the English language because it's offensive. I say good. I say get rid of the word slave. Get rid of all those statues, all that shit. So when the next generation starts crying, this country, you know, the slavery race, you're going to go, what?

What are you talking about? The slave war doesn't even exist. Those stats, what? What, General Lee? What are you talking about? As part of an ongoing leftist drive to be more inclusive. To be more inclusive. They're taking words away.

Do you understand this is all a hoax? All of it. Do you walk around in day-to-day life? Do you guys interact with black and brown people? It goes pretty smoothly, doesn't it? I live in this town. It's 60-40 black to white. Never had a problem.

They actually, we treat each other the way you're supposed to but this shit on the media these stories it's to keep us at each other's throats i'm gonna report on it anyways because some of it's made into law they're so to be more inclusive they're taking the word slave what did i what have i been saying the show a thousand times they don't want you uttering anything about race if you're white. That's where it's coming. That's where they're headed. You can't talk about black athlete. You can't say the word black.

You can't dress up like Michael Jackson. Seriously, just stay in your own white lane. And then they'll call you racist for that. Suck it. Then fuck it. And then huck it. That's what I did to my sister's Barbie doll. What the fuck?

Oh, God. Dictionary.com will no longer include the word slave as a noun identifying a person and will instead use buckwheat. What? Who in God's name? And will instead use the adjective enslaved. Oh, thank Christ. Here's a picture of Pac-Man Jones after his last arrest in Atlanta. What? You can't but I, I can. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Oh, is that me? Kill it. Oh, it's me. Stop this song. No. drop this song. No. That was the great Ben Vereen, I think, as Chicken George, right?

Even that name's racist. That was Roots, which I watched as a kid and loved every night. It was like I see it. And then it turns out Alex Haley kind of plagiarized all that too, depending on who you want to believe. The word slave is to be canceled because leftists disapprove it for being dehumanizing. It's supposed to be. Don't you understand? How are you going to point to your kids that slavery is wrong if you can't use the word? I mean, if slave

shouldn't be in there, neither should slavery, enslaved, slave-o-matic. Whether a word is included in the dictionary depends on how progressive ideologues think the word makes people feel. Well, here's how I feel about your fucking feeling. Feeling good? You know what? I wet my ass with your feelings. That's right. Despite all the words our moonbat rulers have abolished, dictionaries won't necessarily get smaller

because they also add terms. The change is one of, get this, 7,600 updates the online resource has announced, which also include the addition of terms relevant to race. Do you see what I'm saying? Now they just have to be relevant to race. Relevant to race, social justice, and identity, such as BIPOC, and that's Black Indigenous People of Color, BIPOC, my nickname because I used to tan so

beautifully, and critical race theory, they've added that. Latest updates, which also include capitalizing indigenous, which naturally I won't now, when referring to people and adding entries for racialization, disenfranchisement, and over police. Those are all ones added. Follow those announced last September. That round of revisions saw the capitalization of the word black in reference to people in the addition of terms relevant to mental health, specifically suicide and addiction in LGBTQ identity. Oh, my God. We have lost it. Ah, the homosexuals. Oh, my God. The homosexuals.

Oh, my God. I do. I have this fantasy. I become president or whatever, head of the Speaker of the House. And the first thing I do is pass a bill saying you can't use the word community, healing. I'm getting rid of the alphabet. I'm changing LGBTQ. Those letters are fucking gone. And anything else that might bother me.

Nothing escapes politicalization under our system of totalitarian leftism, least of all language, where progressives have aggressively implemented the strategy George Orwell mapped out in 1984 of controlling our thoughts by manipulating our vocabulary, which is true, right? Your words start in starting here so eventually they're going to control up here and obviously from that campus reform thing i showed you it's been working for uh generations and it makes me angry despise it with every fiber of my being yeah in our segment tonight libs eating libs. Billy Burr, slaveholder, question mark. Progressive blogger Clayburn Griffin believes that white men having non-white wives, which Billy Burr does.

I know his wife, Nia, she worked at Tough Crog, couldn't be sweeter. Billy Bird does. I know his wife, Nia. She worked at Tough Crog. Couldn't be sweeter. Men having non-white wives could sometimes be a sign of racism. See, that's the cancer in the world right there. That white liberal jerk off. Okay. Shut your fucking mouth. Shut the fuck up, you cunt. Exactly. While it may sound unintuitive, Claiborne explains that one shouldn't assume someone isn't racist just because they own a minority sex servant and, on the contrary, may only be in a relationship with a minority because they are racist. Oh, my aching stem.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it what a piece may God have mercy on your soul there's the cancer right there Clay Byrne I guarantee he's from the New York area it doesn't matter Clay Byrne made this opinion public after another twitter user came to comedian Bill Burr's defense over accusations that Burr himself was racist and problematic. First of all, I know Billy, right? My only problem with Billy is, in my opinion, he helped create this environment because he's really a lot more liberal. I laugh that he's the face of the bad boy comic now who's politically incorrect and shit.

Live by the sword, die by the sword. He is way more liberal than you realize, but he's fair about it. I say that in an old-fashioned sense, liberal. He's a funny motherfucker. Deserves all the fame he gets. But, you know, me and him have banged heads before he was real famous. And since he got famous, he went to have me on his podcast twice, both times canceling me at the last second. So I don't know.

Maybe Nia was going, you're not having him on. But I got along with Nia fine. But anyway, so that's my only problem, that the headlines he's getting, I should be getting. But I didn't get as famous as him. But I'm the fucking original gangster for this shit, not Billy Burr. He's like every guy I grew up with in Massachusetts as far as, you know, being funny, which is just hysterical. Burr was on the receiving end of feminist backlash after mispronouncing acclaimed Mexican musician Natalia. I would say just like Billy did Lafourcade's name in remarking that feminists would be upset by a cis white male presenting the nomination for a Latin music award.

The feminists, what don't they get upset at? My vagina is angry. Yeah, put a boat in it. It is. It's pissed off. Cut it off. the feminists what don't they get upset at my vagina's angry yeah put a boat in it it is it's pissed off cut it off uh accusations of racism against burr hold little water however as bill has a black wife and is the father of a black baby with her well you could still be a racist you know why they're saying that because he he looks like one. He looks like a skinhead from Charleston. And he's not. And there's fucking me. I haven't seen her in a while.

You know, so it really is. Can you imagine you're married to a black woman and somebody's calling you? I'm sorry. That's the litmus test for me. I'm fucking real. Hey, where are the white women at? I don't know. Who care? While Clay Byrne, this piece of shit who tweeted about Billy, said he is not implying that Burr and his wife have that relationship.

Well, then why did you say it? That's exactly what you're doing. He did it that one could never know. One could never know that you're a fucking prick sucker. Actually, we all know. One could never know that Jason're a fucking prick sucker. Actually, we all know. One could never know that Jason might be, I don't know,

a pedophile. Sorry, Jason. You were just in the room. One could, maybe Hank Aaron was a cross-dresser. You could say something about anybody,

shithead, but only in this PC Times. I hope Billy sees him and fucking cracks his head wide open. As I said, I'm not suggesting he's a racist. That's exactly what you are. That's exactly what you're doing.

But it is what some racists do. No, it isn't actually. See, here's the problem. White libs, even black, young black people, you've forgotten what a real racist is. They wouldn't have breakfast with you wouldn't live in your fucking neighborhood they wouldn't move to a town that had a black person in those are racist but now if you disagree with you know michelle obama you're a racist what a piece of shit you know you snotty little bastard everything that's wrong with the world he says i don't know the nature of burr's relationship which is why i specifically said i'm not suggesting this applies to him you're in fucking plight why'd you even bring it up then in response to the accusation burr's wife nia renee hill responded and you know what she said on twitter is that twitter bitch shut the fuck up

and let me tell you n, maybe she's changed since she lived in LA, but to get her to say that, she had to be pretty fucking mad. Progressives also tried to cancel Burr after he defended his former Mandalorian co-star, Gina Carano. Is there a video for this? Hey, Natalie, Natalie, what? All right. And the winner of the Grammy goes to Natalia Lafocade. Katie. Wow, what a big. Oh, I will. Oh, sorry. I will accept on behalf of her. If I butchered a name, I'm sorry.

Yeah, what a what a what a sin he committed. But the notion that he's racist couldn't be further from the goddamn true. Almost a little too PC for me. But now he's the bad boy. That's how, you know, that makes me fucking laugh. That that is it, ladies and gentlemen, for today, which is what? Tuesday. I want to thank you guys. Don't forget thecomicsgym.com, please. That is the permanent home of this show. So please. And getting kicked off YouTube didn't help me, I'll tell you that much. So we need you more than ever. Also, what else? Nickdip.com if you want my tour dates. We're putting some new ones up. And Cameo.com if you want me to make a personal video message roasting one of your friends or relatives, go to Cameo.com,

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