The Nick DiPaolo Show - More Monkey Biz | Nick Di Paolo Show #1251

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

Pelosi pisses of China. Kirby slips. Desantis smacks The View. WHO keeping the fear going. More drag for children.

I'm a man Hello, folks. Great to be with you. Great, great show tonight. Great show. We got Vivian Vance. We got Vivian Vance, and we got a woman in politics, and she's moving right up the senatorial ladder. Her name is Nancy Pelosi. Big, giant tits.

She's 48 years old, and this is 1978. It should be a great show. Ed, what did you do this weekend? Nothing, sir. We got thunder. Can you guys hear the thunder? I love a good thunderstorm, especially when I'm trying to hide a body. Listen.

La, la, la. La, la, la, la. Real quick update on my Red Sox. I have to talk because the last two nights I looked like a pro team. Maybe they're cheating. I don't know. They beat the Astros two straight games, so we will win that series. We've got one more game tonight. And we've beat the Astros, who are arguably the best team in baseball,

four out of five times this year. And our boy Tommy Pham, yes, he's an angry brother, but he can run, he can hit. And he scored. He got a single, stole a base, scored. And our boy Devers, who I say is the best hitter at baseball. He's been out for two weeks, comes back, doubles in the first round, then hits a fucking moonshot. You know, like he never missed a day.

He's almost bored with it. It's incredible. Anyways, I'm just saying, we're not going to win the World Series, especially after what the Padres did. What kind? Pablo Esca, who runs the Padres? They get drug cartel money.

Never seen. You see what they did? Not just Juan Soto. I can't even name. There's a bunch of National Leaguers, but they're all superstars. Oh, they're crazy. If they don't win it, they, honestly, after that, you're going to have chemistry. Oh, bullshit.

It's baseball. It's an individual fucking thing. You're going to have a superstar come up after superstar, and they're going to catch the ball, okay? And by the way, you don't rest players. I love Cora, but you don't, you stop with that horse shit. This isn't roller derby or fucking NHL playoffs where you get your head

smashed at every night. You're standing in a yard. I'd fucking love to argue this. What's his name? Cal Ripken, 2,100 games? Didn't miss one. And you want me to believe what? He's made of some type of cast iron or something.

Other guys aren't. You can't stand there for 160. I know it's tiring, but fuck you. You make them 40 million. And the best shape of your life. And the best shape? Yeah, you're a pro athlete. For the love of my sister's tits.

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Thank you guys so much. Thank you, Bobby and Sissy. That was a great show. Singing when the buckets fall, dump it. Bob Murphy came up with that, okay, in seventh grade, my fighting friend. Could have been Letterman. Could have been Letterman before Letterman.

Anyways. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. Oh, I will. So, enjoy. I'm in a good mood, second to last day. Our Father who art in heaven. What else did I have? Anything?

Not much. Moving on to that second part of that solo. Not going to happen. Let's just talk. You got whatever. I got that fucking spark amp. God fuck, guys. If you guys just like to fuck around with electric, get a spark amp.

It lets you use the tones. Pull up fucking Slash. And it's already preset. People load up things that know the settings. And you click on it. And your guitar goes from, you know, like a clean acoustic to crunchy Slash. It's fucking, you know, there's like 400 different settings. Then you can play with your own settings and shit.

I wish I knew how to do that. I use it for, I put a plant on top of it. Gotta find that Nick sound. No, you don't. That is... I say that when I go into a guitar center or the apartments or music store. That's the first thing

when I walk in. I go, hey, first of all, I'm a hack. I've been doing this about a year, maybe. And they all start laughing. And then I prove it. I go... I'm a hack. Been doing this about a year maybe. And they all start laughing, you know. And then I prove it. I go, and I'm like, how come I'm not getting anything? They're like, you got to plug it in. All right, take it easy. Take it easy. It's a situation. Oh, for nothing, T. I got 30 grand on a fucking floor, no?

All right, let's get to it. Pelosi pisses off the chinks. I mean, the Chinese government. I don't like the word chinks. You know why? Because it's not hurtful enough. It's kind of cute. Nabisco chinks, they're delicious. Pelosi landed in Taiwan late Tuesday with no plane.

Somebody just dropped her from a fucking, oops, let me keep this one clean. She landed there last night, nighttime local time, making her the highest ranking, yet lowest cleavage U.S. official to visit the island since Newt Gingrich vacationed there with their mistress. Look at, He's trying to cut off her circulation. This is a serious violation of one China principle and the provisions of three China-U.S. joint

communiques. It has severe impact on the political foundation of China-U.S. relations. I'm taking this as a Chinese guy. It seriously infringes upon China's sovereignty and ability to make cheap lawn furniture. And territorial integrity, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Duck Sauce wrote. There is but one China in the world.

Taiwan is an inalienable part of China's territory, and the government of the People's Republic of China is the sole legal government representing the whole of China. And Pelosi's like, that's not what this says. No, no. Biden's son, Hunter Biden. Since Speaker Pelosi is the incumbent leader of the United States Congress, which just says she's an 82-year-old out-of-touch woman who

hasn't said anything intelligent in 50 years. And she's, just think of, let that sink in. Her husband just made some sneaky, made a ton of money in the stock market. She's a filthy, hypocrite, loudmouth, saggy, booby, boo-boo. Trying to be nice. I want to use this. I want to use this. Yeah, sorry for the strong language. Leader of the U.S. Congress. Her visit to and activities in Taiwan. What is she, in a badminton tournament? In whatever form and for whatever reason,

again, this is a spokesman from the Chinese government, is a major political provocation to upgrade U.S. official exchanges with Taiwan. China absolutely does not accept this. And the Chinese people absolutely reject this, the ministry wrote. Oh, did you? Who gives a fuck what you think? Anyhow, but it really is.

Now, you got to watch Tucker's first 10 minutes 15 minutes of his show every night and I don't know I don't just lip sync what he does because I have he's goes over my head most of the time but he said what you and I've been saying how this whole thing and you guys know if you're paying attention what you're seeing going on in this country, the Great Reset, it's all scripted from, you know, from the George Soros's of the world to the Bill Gates and Klaus von Bülow. Klaus, what's his face at the World Economic Forum? Yeah, Schwab. And don't forget Obama's. You got to watch, Tucker put it all in perspective. It was creepy. And we all know somebody has an agenda to take us down a notch.

If not, destroys completely. And there's a script. And Biden doesn't know. He's just doing what they hand him. By, you know, going to Ukraine, trying to talk Ukraine into, I'm just trying to summarize what he said, talk Ukraine into becoming part of NATO. They knew that would piss off Russia.

Who, you know, a bunch of these neocons who hate Trump, they're war hawk. That's all they want to do. It's how they make money. But they wanted to piss off, right? This all makes sense to me. Wanted to piss off Russia. Why? So they'll shut off all their energy supplies

and hurt our allies too and it's what's the word I'm looking for and then Pelosi going to Taiwan that's an intentional flip of the...

For the first time in a quarter century. Yes, why are we going there first if they're such tight allies? Why to piss off China even further? Why China? Do you know China? We rely on China for everything, whether it's antibiotics. I mean, everything. Computer chips, they're cornering the market.

Not semiconductors, which what's-his-name pointed out last night. But they want us to try to convert to get off oil as they keep opening oil plants. We're such idiots. And you know who makes about 90% of solar panels, of all that stuff, windmills? Do you know who? China. So she goes over there knowing it's going to piss China off because she wants what's worse for this country.

You guys might think that's how the world works. That's not me. It made perfect sense to me. I've been trying to say it on this show for a year. But as far as these trips, what we can pick, trying to say it on this show for a year. But as far as these trips, what we can pick, pick and fights. We don't have a military. They're all all drag queening.

Tom Clancy couldn't have written a better novel. No, exactly. Tom Clancy's the guy that cleans the bathroom here. Not the Tom Clancy of the author. He's talking about Tom Clancy, this Filipino guy in his late 70s. Anyways, but it makes all sense. It makes so much perfect sense. And you know who makes all the semiconductors that are in your phone and in your cars and the world?

Taiwan. China only has a 4% market, but Taiwan has almost a whole world market on that. And who is Taiwan really but China? So they knew sending this dumb bitch over there. She doesn't even know why she's over there. It's creepy, man. We're like picking fights with China and Russia at the same time. Come on, folks.

Not for nothing and then i tell my friends that and they go who gives a fuck what you think and i go listen listen i came into planned parenthood to get this thing killed what do you want me to do the message went on to reiterate that the taiwan question is purely an internal affair of china and that the united states had no jurisdiction in the country. Pelosi continues to claim that the diplomatic visit is not intended to upset the United States-China relations, nor is it intended to upset Swalwell's relation with a filthy Chinese spy. Remember, bing, bing, bang, is intended to further legitimize United States-Taiwan cooperation. Oh, fucking idiot!

You certainly are. Our visit is one of several congressional delegations to Taiwan, and it in no way contradicts longstanding United States policy guided by the Taiwan Relations Act of 1979, the United States Joint Communiques, and the Six Assurances, Pelosi said in a statement as her false teeth fell down the stairs of Air Force One upon arrival. The United States continues to oppose unilateral efforts to change the status quo. Jesus, this is a long-ass story.

The statement continues, no country, no forces, and no individual shall ever misestimate the firm resolve, strong will, and broccoli and chicken that China puts out year after year. And people to defend state sovereignty and territorial integrity. What the fuck? And to achieve national reunification, rejuvenate... Did I do, did I send this? China will definitely take all necessary measures to resolutely safeguard its sovereignty, territory, and response to the United States. Speakers visit, they said. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here.

Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass. That's Pelosi talking to... Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Like a somebody. That's Pelosi talking to Xi Jinping. Man, that was long. But it's kind of important. And I just, like I said, Tucker put it into such perspective.

Because I've been for months, I'm going, why are we starting? Everybody's been asking that. Why are we starting a war now when things are falling apart here? I thought it might have just been a distraction. But it's all part of the bigger plan to bring us to our knees here. I don't mind that. I've spent plenty of time there. In our libs eating libs segment tonight, God, I hope it's shorter than what I just read to you, White House spokesman John Kirby, who I get a kick out of. He's a left-wing dope, but me and Dallas have the same take on him.

He sounds like an actor. Spokesman John Kirby said Tuesday that all lives matter. Oh, no! Can you imagine? We're even talking about all lives matter, he said. When pressed by a journalist on the perception that African ones did not, invoking a controversial phrase, oh, that African lives didn't matter. That's what this black journalist who's from Cameroon, I'm going to have to translate for you,

invoking a controversial phrase. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. You guys made it controversial. All lives matter is just the opposite of a controversial phrase. It's probably the most, the broadest term you can put out there as far as whatever. You made it racial. Controversial. That associated with downplaying racism. See, this is the New York Post, by the way,

who's owned by Rupert Murdoch, the Fox News. I don't like, from reading those papers for years and watching TV, I don't like the tone. New York Post is, you can't even call that conservative anymore. I hate the tone. And Fox News is making me wonder a lot. They're creeping. I should be watching. I know One America and Newsmax and stuff, but the broads are too hot. I can't get through with it without tugging one. Kirby taking foreign affairs questions at the daily White House briefing made the politically incorrect faux pas. No, it isn't. When Today News Africa's, which I get that bit, Simon Adeba pressed him on the fact that most African victims of al-Qaeda bombings at the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were not compensated. Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri was killed Saturday in a U.S. drone strike.

He killed more than 200 people in Tanzania and Kenya in 1998. killed more than 200 people in Tanzania and Kenya in 1980, 1998. And right now, even though U.S. compensated U.S. citizens who were victims of those bombings, the people in Kenya and Tanzania received nothing. Ed Tebbe said, what message do you have for them now? This is him saying it. I just asked the question for you because you can't understand it, but go ahead. I just asked the question for you because you can't understand it, but go ahead. I would say that the lives of Kenyans and Tanzanians don't really matter. Pause. He just said the lives of Kenyans don't really matter.

He's trying to imply, once again, guys get the heaviest acts and he's probably been here five minutes and he already hates. Go ahead. I got to take issue with that. I did not say that. And I don't even know where you came from on that one. Of course, all lives matter. I didn't say that. I didn't say that, sir. And I really, really take exception to the tone and the implication in that question.

Of course, their lives matter. Every life matters. And that's the big faux pas. These blacks. Who knows where they're going to take the wrong way. That's controversial to black people saying every life matters. Is it because we're black? Yes, I think it is.

Then Kirby responded to the journalist. I'm going to stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Do you understand me? Then President Barack Obama said in 2015, by the way, he's calling the shots. There he is. Worst thing to ever happen to this country. Don't let him fool you with his guy. His guy is as Marxist, has as much hate in his fucking heart as anybody.

Obama said in 2015, as far as this country goes, during an anti-police brutality protest, that using the term, that using the term, all lives matter, was distasteful, because it de-emphasizes the fact that some groups of people have been, it de-emphas, they've been treated worse than others. Who gives a fuck what you think? You know, his third term is going better for him than... and that's what it is kids. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. tell you otherwise. Sickle cell, sickle cell, oh sickle cell. That was my joke. Oh my God. Help me. The female comic who was filthy, she retired retired Lisa Lampanelli she only dated black guys

I go she dates so many black guys she refers to her cell phone as their sickle cell that is racist and god damn funny how do I know it was funny because Warren Sapp was belly lapping and every other brother merch read I'm doing Joe Biden it was funny because Warren Sapp was belly laughing at every other brother. Merch read.

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and click on store. Again, that's nickdip.com and click on store. Thank you guys so much. End of read. DeSantis smacks the view. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' office had a blistering response to the ABC News. ABC News? Is that really? You see how they did that?

ABC News is the view? Do you see this subtlety? Because people are going to go, oh, this is actual news and not just five dumb cackling hens with the IQ of a fucking doorknob. Exactly. The view after,

it would be funny if you did it with a microphone. The view after the liberal daytime talk show asked the Republican governor to appear as a guest. That's like, you know, a Jewish synagogue asking Hitler to show up. No, we're just going to have drinks. We're going to talk

about stuff. They asked Ron DeSantis to be on there. Do you understand how stupid that is? That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. You're not a baby, Ronnie. Fox News Digital has confirmed that The View extended an invitation to DeSantis and

Jeopardy! Press Secretary Brian Griffin shared his office's official response to the offer. This is how DeSantis' office responded to The View inviting him on. That's the spokesperson for DeSantis. Thanks for the invite. This is how DeSantis' office responded to The View inviting him on. That's the spokesperson for DeSantis. Thanks for the invite. I understand that you are sending this request on behalf of your team, Griffin wrote in a message he shared on Twitter. But are the hosts of The View really interested in hearing from Governor DeSantis about all of the important work

he's doing on behalf of Floridians to protect their health and livelihoods and to stand up for parents and children and to defend freedom. It's a great question. Nothing for you. Let's take a look. These are the dumbest, not just for TV, folks. When I tell you, her, Sonny Hostin, whatever her name is, whoopie, when I tell you, when I call them dumb,

I don't mean dumb for famous people. I mean severely retarded out of the 340 billion people on the planet, or 340 million in this country, I should say. Listen to Chubby Checkers. This is, you know, you're cherry-picking. Listen, I looked at the top causes of endangerment for children, of children's

death. It's firearms. It's car accidents. It's drowning. It is not drag queen. I'm yet to see a kid who dies from being a drag queen. All of that is true. Oh my God. Did you hear what she said?

As far as top reasons children dying? I never saw a drag queen, a kid die because of a drag queen. No, but I've seen a lot of guys. I've, I don't know, just seen, I don't know. We should go back in history. How many pedophiles have snatched up kids off the street, sodomized them, then left them in the woods for dead? And you know what?

Oh, those are drag queens without the wigs. Nick, are you saying drag queens? Yeah, I am. Yeah, I am. It's why they like to sing and now they're performing for children. All over the place. But what an ignorant statement.

Just dumb as the day is friggin' long. She makes me sick. That's the music they play when she comes on the set. DeSantis deputy press secretary then asked, which of the below statements from the host of The View do you recommend our team consider when deciding if the interview would be a genuine pursuit of the truth. DeSantis office offered four examples, including Joy Behar calling the governor a homicidal sociopath, Sonny Hostin, the token black woman, look at her, she's retarded, declaring him to be a fascist and a bigot, Anna Navarro calling him anti-black and Hostin criticizing his policies as anti-black history laws.

If I was DeSantis' spokesman, I would have responded like this. You listening? Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. You got that? What did he say? Unbelievable. See, I know what it's like to be a victim of that type of shit.

My manager, not my manager, not my today's manager, my agent, who I love him because he took me to the Red Sox when they won the World Series for the first time in 100-something years at Fenway against the Cardinals. My boy Tony, I call him Super Agent Tony Brown, but he talked me into going on a show on Comedy Center once. It was a black guy, very boring black dude. It lasted for about five minutes. I forget.

The guy, you know, he was part of the Daily Show. They gave him his own show. Anyways, bottom line is, but, you know, they sat me at the table and, you know, don't you play that game when you, they write something and then you're supposed

to guess what, you know, White Devil. Yeah, White Devil, which I, and then I, you know, I couldn't, I made them laugh on the show. Larry something,

Larry Boren Culligan. And yeah, so I still have that thing, white devil. I taped it on my office door when I was doing my show because that stuff really hurts my feeling. Do you understand that's a compliment to me? Do you understand that? Anyways, let's move on. World Horseshit Organization, oh, WHO,

spreading more fear and more horseshit. The World Health Organization, referred to as WHO, has declared the global monkeypox, global monkey, why, because there's one gay guy in each country that has it? The global monkeypox outbreak, a public health emergency of international concern, even though four male figure skaters and two Haitian choreographers have it. As of July 28th, monkey pox has been detected in at least 78 countries. Really? And reported cases are currently on the rise in the United States because gay fellas can't keep their zipper shut,

and they go down to the YMCA, they rub each other all over while they're doing squats and all kinds of filthy stuff. Ah, the homosexuals. Did you hear that? The rise in the, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. You know what's funny? It comes out of a place called the Centers for Disease Control. What's their job? To announce diseases that aren that are under control you guys do a horrible job multiple

people on social media here here and here claim monkey parks can potentially spread by touching clothing bedding and towels that have previously come in that's what my wife sees in the morning when she rolls over. That's that's what I look like now. Oh, monkey breath that I previously come in contact with a person who has the virus. That's what they're saying. You can get it from whatever. Are you interested in the real story? Actually, I am. Here's the story. And you apparently it's kind of creepy.

They say now you can get it from towels. Go ahead. Can monkeypox spread through touching contaminated clothing and linens? Our sources are the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the Environmental Protection Agency, the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene. Dallas is shaking his head because he knows. This is propaganda to the, here are our sources.

Put up a couple of, these guys have about as much credibility as the doctors you see on late night infomercials with the white lab coats on. Try this teeth polishing. So here they are telling you these very bright pH. Look, pH, okay? And nine out of ten Americans will go, ooh. So this is fact. Go ahead. Ilham Messaoudi-Powers, chair of the Department of Microbiology, Immunology, and Molecular Genetics at the University of Kentucky College of Medicine, and Dr. Stuart Campbell-Ray, vice chair of medicine for data integrity and analytics in the Department of Medicine

at Johns Hopkins Medicine. Okay. Monkeypox transmission most often occurs through direct contact with a rash or sores from someone who has the virus. But people can get monkeypox by coming into contact with clothing, bedding, or other items used by an infected person according to the CDC. OK, that scared the crap out of me. OK?

But I'm not taking their word for it. I'm going to blow an actual monkey at a red roof inn. Are you saying he knows nothing about these maps? To my knowledge, no. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here. Anyways, my point being, it's kind of weird. I can admit this. Oh, Jesus.

Why you put that up there? Oh, my God. We should have had a trigger warning. But for comparison's sake, here is the outbreak in America yeah there you go there you go look at that

could be a nipple on the right maybe it's that hat you stole off maybe it's the hat you stole off Esther Rolls corpse oh my god anyways you see that poor little kid that is oh that is Oops. Oh, my God. Anyways, you see that poor little kid? That is, oh, that is horrible.

I've got to be honest, though. I slept with a prostitute when I was in college. That's what I looked like when I came back. That's mosquito bites. That's all that. They don't have raid in Tanzania. That's all that is. Poor kid. That's mosquito bites. That's all that. They don't have raid in Tanzania. That's all that is. Poor kid. That's sick.

Another way monkey pox, see that's an epidemic or whatever, whatever you call a controlled disease. Another way monkey pox can spread is through respiratory secretions during prolonged face-to-face contact. In other words, gay guys making out. Or during intimate physical contact, such as kissing, cuddling, I don't do any of this with my wife, or sex. My wife look at me and say,

Baby, me so horny. Me so horny. You keep lying to me. Me love you. No, you don't. I ain't tired now. However, monkeypox is not considered a sexually transmitted disease. What? You just said kissing and cuddling.

Honestly. Symptoms of monkeypox can include, listen to this, like, what doesn't include this? Fever, headache, muscle aches, and back aches. You know what causes that? A good day's work. Swollen lymph nodes, chills, exhaustion, respiratory symptoms. Again, it sounds just like COVID, except for the thousand bumps on your face. Such as a sore throat, nasal congestion, or cough. Jesus.

Some people may also develop a rash that may be located on or near their genitals or anus, but the CDC says they don't have enough mirrors to find out if that says it could also be found on other areas like the hands, feet, chest, face. I just got to add to this. About 15 years ago, I did a gig at Atlanta. I was supposed to stay at a certain hotel. Didn't want to because I had stayed there before and didn't like it. So they switched hotels for me. I came home, and I'll never forget this, and I had a rash, which is dangerous when you come home from the road and you're married. I had like a rash around my groin area and kind of on the back of my,

it was kind of gross. It looked like something from bacteria or something. And I don't know. The Cub Scott I was banging seemed to be clean as a whistle. Tony. Tony. Anyhow, but that's true. I had like these, but it went away, never came back.

Oh, and here's other good news about Nick DiPaolo's skin. You know how I always, no, but for the last, I don't know, 10 years, every time I work out a sweat, I break out in these red half moons. And no, it's not ringworm and stuff. I had a, it's a kind of a rare form of eczema. But every time I sweat and stuff, well, you know what? It stopped a couple months ago. What is that?

I'm very happy. Maybe I'll vote for Biden again. Thanks, Joe. Hey, guys, I'm working on some late summer tour dates right now, and I'll keep you posted on those. In the meantime, I have keep you posted on those. In the meantime, I have a few shows on sale now that I want you to know about, and hopefully you can make one of them.

Friday, September 9th, Soul Joel's Comedy Club in Royersford, Pennsylvania. Saturday, the next night, September 10th, Algonquin Arts Theater, Manisquan, New Jersey. The next night, Sunday, September 11th, Sugarloaf Performing Arts Center in Chester, New York. Friday, November 11th, Palm Beach Kennel Club, West Palm Beach. Sunday, November 13th, Sugarloaf Performing Arts Center in Chester, New York. Friday, November 11th, Palm Beach Kennel Club, West Palm Beach.

Sunday, November 13th, Sidesplitters Comedy Club, Tampa. We're looking for something to fit in between those two. And at the Tampa show, I'll be doing a live Q&A. If you want to know more about monkey pox or ball cheese after the show with VIP ticket holders. So grab them before they're gone. You can get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com. Children corrupting queers is the headline. Boy, I don't know. The whole drag issue, we did it all yesterday. We can't get away from it. What did I say? And I've

said about two years now on this show, they make up about.001% of the population, and we can't help but the news. I'm talking real news shows. Papers, Internet articles. We can't stop talking about trans and drag queens, which I never got. I never understood why people find it entertaining. They're all guys, right?

A drag queen's guys, right? I should know that. You know why? Because when I was, last time I was up at Foxwoods. No, what's the other one? Help me. Come on. What's the other gig I did?

You know, casino. The Blue Oyster? I don, casino. The Blue Oyster? I don't know. The Blue Oyster. That's a nickname for my left nut. The Blue Oyster. No. This is embarrassing.

Come on. It's Mohawk. Come on. You put my dates up. You know this, Dallas. Mohegan Sun? yes okay

thank you yeah not the blue oyster yeah Mohegan Sun I don't even remember what my point was that's right I after my first show was over they had a drag show

I didn't even nobody told me so I go out to the bar sit sit there, have a few drinks. I walk in, because I was going to hang out in the green room. I didn't know they were going to use it. I walk in, and there's like three guys, you know, big, fat, almost like plumber physiques, but full makeup and hairage. And I walk in.

So awkward. I go, fellas. It was very bizarre. Oh, my God. Why am I talking about all this? Because this is going on in Palm Springs, right? Is this from California, Palm Springs? This is a, again, again, go nuts.

Again, fellas, whatever you are. And I feel, I'm almost a libertarian. If it doesn't, well, you know what I mean? But this does affect, because you're bringing children into it now, and you're doing the very thing that the so-called square conservatives were afraid of 50 years ago, corrupting.

But again, it's all part of the plan. Fuck up the next generations. These kids won't know who they are. They have no identity. I noticed that when kids started becoming wiggers. I'm like, they have no identity. They don't know who they are. The media is shaping them, like molding them. And that's

what this is about. You're going to have the next two generations not knowing anything about anything other than this crap. This I found really abhorrent because they got a little black girl up there and and you tell me what what's right this is a guy by the way shaking his ass go ahead I can't take That's dancing. You suck.

That guy's got a nice ass. Watch his virtue signal have to go up and give the girl money. Look at all that money you just made. Look at all that. Look at all that money you just made. Look at that. That's beautiful. Hey, Aisha, enjoy the pole for the next 30 years. Can you imagine saying that? Hey, you can sell your body for money.

Go do it. And all the adults just soaking it in, not realizing, not fucking realizing, or realizing some people had great theories about it and I agree with well I always you get yelled at

for this one but they want to do that this is the way they can be around children but not get in trouble you know it's

it's very it's very insidious and uh you should be ashamed of yourself although um I told these kids I told you and you should be ashamed of yourself. Although,

I told these kids. I told you, no fucking kids. No, but you wouldn't listen. Why, you stupid fuck. Fucking queers. Look at this guy. What a disgrace. He's looking at you, kid.

I got a question for you, fella. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. Yeah, I was mixing. Perhaps you'd like me to come in. I'm the long weekend. That'd be my name. What not. Okay, kids, that's it.

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