The Nick DiPaolo Show - MSNBC: Drone Strikes on Trumpites | Nick Di Paolo Show #487

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

Nicolle Wallace implies use of drone strikes on Trump supporters. Trump's second impeachment trial set for this week. AOC lies about her incendiary Ted Cruz Tweet.

🎵 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! What's up, folks? How are you? Welcome to the big show. It's flipping through the internet. I saw a few shows trying to be like this. Loud, like morning zoo shit, but they're doing political news. Yucky, poo-poo, cock-a-pee. How you doing? Got some big stuff on the show today. Kind of like breaking news, like Mark Meadows could blow up the whole impeachment thing.

It's supposed to happen tomorrow. Whatever the fuck is all kinds of breaking news. We finally got a nice somebody put together a nice chunk of all the evidence of the stolen election. And it's narrated beautifully, explained beautifully. And anybody I'm going to watch about the first four minutes, then I'll give you the link or whatever. If anybody can watch that and look you straight in the eye and say it wasn't fraudulent, fucking get rid of them out of your life. They're in another universe. Oh, my God.

I can't look at Biden. I fucking blood boils. Stole the motherfucker. motherfucker. And then we get Nicole Wallace, which I'm going to start with saying the most fucking vile shit about Trump. I don't know. I'm excited for the show, though. Oh, boy, is this great? Bunch of sound drops for you, too. Yeah, some new ones, some fresh blood up in here. Let's go MSNBC, Nicole Wallace. She's one of the idiot Wallace family, Chris Wallace,

and brings up, she used to be kind of Republican, believe it or not. Now she is far, she can't believe this shit. She has to say, I'm guessing for MSNBC. No dumb cunt is this dumb. That made no sense. Nicole Wallace brings up drone strikes as a solution. Solution to what? Well, relax. I'm getting to it.

After noting that the Department of Homeland Security has issued a bulletin warning that there's a persistent threat, ideologically motivated violent extremists. They forgot to put domestic Trump supporters. That's who they're talking about. Even though there's been no evidence of a plan to attack.

Have you seen D.C.? 10,000 National Guardsmen still there. Two fences around the Capitol with barbed wire like a prison. That's all for show, folks. It's a big kabuki theater. Just trying to remind you, look, this is the threat. They really think Trump supporters, and again, if you just voted for Trump,

that makes you far right and an extremist. They really think we're like terrorists or they're pretending because, you know, image is everything. So that's how they keep this story straight, believing a double fence up and shit. Even though, again, like I said, there's no evidence whatsoever of a plan. She said persistent threat that ideological motivated violent extremists may carry out domestic terror attacks around this belief that the election was fraudulent, which it was. We'll prove that in a few minutes. Wallace brought up the tactics used in the war on terror, talking about George W. Bush and Obama. And I can't believe this fucking broad is on TV. But here's what, here's what she actually implied.

It was shocking. We had a policy and it was very controversial. It was carried out under the Bush years and under the Obama years of attacking terrorism at its root, of going after and killing. And in the case of Amaral Lockheed in America, keep in context, keep in mind the context of what she's talking about. She's talking about the threat from Trump supporters and, you know, white supremacists.

So not just white supremacists. You don't have to be a Klansman. Anybody who believes what Trump believes, basically. She's talking about us. Go ahead. American with a drone strike for the crime of inciting violence, inciting terrorism. Mitch McConnell was in the Senate that he was in the Senate after 9-11, too. How does Mitch McConnell, who understands that the way you root out terrorism is to take on in the case of Islamic terrorism, kill those who incite it? How does he not vote to convict someone that he said on the floor of the Senate incited an insurrection? Who gives a fuck what you think? She's implying, she's implying, you know, kind of distantly.

That's what they do very subtly. I mean, if Trump, if it was sedition and that's what we charge a locky with, we bombed him. You get it, folks? She said that on national fucking TV. And look at the dumb bitch next to her where they're sad dog eyes. That's right. Kill Whitey. This fucking country is beyond finished.

I've been saying it's been finished forever, which it has been. But now you're watching the fucking left wing, the socialist scumbags, their plan for the last 40 years is bearing fruit. We've really got a problem. Nicole Wallace is a malignant cunt. I've been saying that. I've been saying it. I've been fucking saying that. That's what she is. I've been saying that. I've been saying it. I've been fucking saying that. That's what she is.

I don't like her, okay? You believe that shit? Do you believe it? They got fencing and like a prison. They have that barbed wire, that razor stuff. Razor wire at the top of the fences, all around the Capitol and shit. That's funny. These are the same people who sat on their hands and actually cheered on Black Lives Matter as they burned the country down.

Is it, hey, and here's another point, Ms. Wallace. Can you blame Trump supporters or far right people for wanting to get violent now? Keep laying it on. So that way, I said this was what they're playing, right? So when we do, I'm not going to do it. I'm an old man. When we do whack you back, it'll be 50 times worse than your little fucking riots burning down Wendy's.

Then you can go, see, all the time it was white supremacy. You're radicalizing people by putting that shit on the air, even implying it. You filthy slit. It's spitting all over the place. It's like when I'm on stage. People in front row look like they're in a fucking Head & Shoulders commercial by the time I'm done. It's tingling on this side, but not over here. Anyways, it's tingling on this side but not over here anyways uh it's so funny that that wasn't going

to be my top story but i'm like holy shit i forgot to put that in there i looked at it this morning and and then trump's impeachment which is the biggest sham we all know ran paul said it everybody has said it it's dead on arrival well why is that nick well for a couple reasons you can't impeach a fucking civilian which which Trump is now. It's clearly written out in the Constitution. In the fucking, what do you call it? The Chief Justice isn't presiding over it. And about 10 other reasons.

Again, more show by Nancy Pelosi, that filthy whore, and Chuck Schumer. Just vindictive. It is unbelievable. He's gone. He's out of there, and it's not enough for them. Well, guess what? Don't piss Donny boy off because he has no restraints on him like the Constitution and shit. Matter of fact, I'm meeting at Trump's house tonight with a few other people, the Proud Boys and the Boogaloosin'.

Send it to birds, kids. Anyways, pull my finger, Donny. The Senate's second impeachment trial of President Trump is just around the corner. One America News White House correspondent Jen Pellegrino has more on what to expect. Hit it, Jen. Lawyers David Schoen and Bruce Castor will lead President Trump's legal team, arguing that President Trump did not incite his supporters to commit acts of violence on January 6th and that he was protected by the First Amendment to express his belief that election results were suspect.

Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, an ardent Trump supporter, who filed articles of impeachment against president biden citing abusive power told one american news that trump impeachment 2.0 is just another coordination between democrats and the media to distract the american people they need that circus because if the circus isn't going on in the news, then the American people will know what they're really doing, which is ripping our borders wide open, allowing caravans to enter, trafficking drugs, and unfortunately people across the border.

Then they would also be learning about how we're sending our tax dollars over to foreign countries to fund abortion. Things that would be on the news would be the Democrat shutdowns and how people have truly suffered over these shutdowns. You are correct. I don't mind funding abortions overseas because it's cheaper than building a wall. Finishing the wall. Six billion for a wall of fucking 38 bucks for a dirtbag.

Oh, no, Nick, you're not. Shut it. Shut it. Shut it. That's sort of a form of genocide. I would have a problem with that if I was another country. Going, the Americans are important. I don't know.

Planned Parenthood's and fucking El Salvador and shit. I can't make it up. Senate leaders struck a deal regarding rules for the upcoming impeachment trial. Nobody can wear pants, including the women. They have to wear rubber noses and glasses, and they have to write on their forehead, I'm a fucking lying whore. Just the Democrat. Oh,

no, and fucking, you know, Mitch McConnell. Majority leader Chuck Schumer and minority leader I have no chin McConnell finalized the, is he using Gorilla Glue on his hair, Chuck Schumer? It looked like. Finalized the deal Monday on the eve of the trial's expected start date. These people, both of them. You listening? Yeah. You listening, Chuck? Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks.

You got that, Mitch? You got that? Mitch McConnell. I'm sorry. I pretended to like Trump for years. Look at him. Look at that pelican neck. He's swallowing lies.

They're building up in there. According to the agreement, there will be a debate on the constitutionality. That'll take 10 seconds. Of the trial on Tuesday, followed by a vote on the matter. Starting Wednesday, I kind of, here's my take on this, I kind of hope like they charge him or whatever, it goes the Democrats way. Maybe that'll be enough for us to get off our asses and start breaking shit. I mean, a stolen election wasn't enough, but people fucking love this guy. wasn't enough, but people fucking love this guy. Yours truly included. Starting Wednesday,

each side is expected to receive up to 16 hours. 16 hours. You need 16 seconds. Is this constitutional? No, he's a citizen. Bye-bye. Hey, we got another 15 and a half hours. 16 hours over the course of two days for presentations. Chuck, I love the camera, Schumer asserted the deal will ensure a fair trial for President Trump, and why wouldn't we take him at face value? Related to Amy Schumer, by the way, surprise, the structure we have agreed to is that eminently fair, said the lying cocksucker from New York. It will allow for the trial to achieve its purpose, truth, and accountability, two things he's never, ever cared about. Schumer stated, that's what trials are designed to do, to arrive at the truth of the matter and render a verdict,

the truth of the matter and render a verdict, said the OJ jury. The rules also gave House impeachment managers the option to call for a vote on having witnesses in the trial. But they're just going to show up and go, I don't know nothing about that. They said Donald Trump did this. Donald Trump did that. And I said, uh, Donald Trump did this. Donald Trump did that. And I said, yeah, sure. Sure. Why not?

Oh, uh, his father and my father were in the, um, developing business together. But that's all, Senator. What a sham. What a Senator. What a sham. What a sham. What a sham. Anybody? I just don't like you. Here's the big story about the trial.

Supposedly, Mark Meadows can blow it all up. Apparently, if this is true. But, you know, who the fuck knows. Appearing with Maria, the money chick, you know, who the fuck knows, appearing with Maria, the money chick, Butteromo, who's poor. You know, she's a great, smart woman. The voice. The voice.

She's got the voice of every female NFL sideline reporter. It just goes through. My wife fucking cringes when she comes on, so if my wife's like in the next room, I'll turn it up for like eight minutes and she'll come in fucking beet red. Again, Maria Bartiromo, former White House chief of staff, had Mark Meadows on. And Meadows said former Trump had offered security assistance multiple times prior to the U.S. Capitol riot on January 6th. But he was turned down. Here it is, him saying it himself, if you don't believe me. But we also know this, help was offered multiple times, not just in January, but throughout the summer with the D.C.

mayor saying that the president stood by, willing to offer National Guard assistance, other assistance, and often, in fact, every time was rebuked and said, no, we can go it alone. And so they do need to get to the bottom of it. And hopefully we'll see that in the very near future. Yeah, sure. So you say that the president had offered up Capitol Police, National Guard, even went to the Department of Defense. Yeah. And so we also know that in January, but also throughout the summer, that the president was very vocal in making sure that we had plenty of National Guard, plenty of additional support because he supports the rule of law. He supports our law enforcement

and offered additional help. Even in January, that was was given as many as 10,000 National Guard troops were told to be on the ready by the Secretary of Defense. That was a direct order from President Trump. And yet, here's what we see is there's all kinds of blame going around, but yet not a whole lot of accountability. That accountability needs to rest with where it ultimately should be, and that's on Capitol Hill. And then she asked him, what do you think about Donald Trump? And he said, he was the best guy around. Did you hear that, though, the gist of it? Trump offered all kinds of security, and they kept turning it down, including the National Guard.

Now, how does that get lost in this trial impeachment trial thing? Even though, like I said, it's a moot point because you can't impeach a guy who's not the president. How do I know that? Three years of law school at Yale. On the fourth one, I took modern dance. It's the only class I aced. People go, yeah, Yale. Yeah, you went to Yale, Nick, and then your alarm clock went off. Oh, boy. Meadows told Bataromo, we also know that in January, but also throughout the summer, that the president was very vocal, making sure that we

had plenty of National Guard, plenty of additional support, blah, blah, blah, shit that I just told you. Anyways, that should factor in. Even in January, that was a given. 10,000 National Guard troops were told to be on the ready by the Secretary of Defense. So, and they're still there, not the ones that he ordered, not the ones that he ordered um not the ones that uh trump uh ordered isn't that nobody's saying anything either you know it's so weird there's fucking fencing around the whole sea because and you know what i think they're scared shitless even though about 40 fucking idiots broke into the Capitol and broke some windows.

Not funny when it happens in your backyard, hundishes, huh? You call in a goddamn army. You know what it's costing us? Um, so far in the last week or something, a half under a little under a half a billion dollars,

the taxpayers. But remember when the riots are going on, Kamala Harris was bailing people out and they're talking about inciting violence. Can any of you, you Republican, you right wing assholes, why are you always chasing them? Why are you always on the defense?

Why are you trying to stop critical race theory from being taught in school? Why are they always years ahead of you? Why aren't they trying to stop you from making the curriculum all fucking positive American stuff? Were you ever, I believe it. I read it in the comment section and the guy was right on that. The Republican party is a sham. It's put there to make it look like there's resistance against this.

But meanwhile, they're all getting their pockets greased. Some of them don't even try to hide it. know you got a few like matt getz who you know but i'm like i said before i'm all behind matt getz and jim jordan but in a few months i'm afraid they're gonna come out and find out you know they're two-faced william barr i don't have this story i just read it before we went on. William Barr helped. When Trump was trying to get it, he was the head of the DOJ. When Trump was trying to first got in there and was trying to do those executive orders, remember they were being slow walked by the DOJ?

It was Bill Barr, according to a lot of people. I thought he was a good guy. Two-faced cocksuckers. Speaking of cocksuckers, my favorite Hispanic one. She ought to wear a purple halter top every time she's interviewed. Like on, you know, Puerto Rican Day Parade. I don't know if she's Puerto Rican. I hope not.

It'd be more racist if I'm wrong. You know who I'm talking about. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Big jokes. Lies about her incendiary Ted Cruz tweet. The first, she tweeted, Ted Cruz, you almost had me murdered three weeks ago, so you can sit this one out. three weeks ago. So you can sit this one out. AOC, when asked about her exact quote, we have, here's what she said a few weeks back, January 20th. I'm happy to work the Republicans on the issue where there's common ground, but you almost had me murdered three weeks ago. So you can sit this one out. Happy to work with almost any other GOP that aren't trying to get me killed. In the meantime, if you want to help, you can resign.

That was to Ted Cruz. Right? So you heard it. I just read it to you. Now she's asked about it, and here's what she had to say. Ted Cruz retweeted that he tried to have you murdered at Capitol. Okay. So that's not the quote, and I will not apologize for what I said.

I think we're done this morning. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Do you? Thanks a lot. I appreciate for lying to me. Maybe he does. You see how cunty she is?

First of all, that was not the quote. Can we put the quote back up? He asked her that you accused Ted Cruz of murdering you. Oh, I'm sorry. She said Republicans on the, but you almost had me murdered, implying Ted Cruz. So that was the quote.

That twat just lied on TV. Nobody calls her on it on any channel except the Nick DiPaolo show, which will be exploding. It'll be bigger than Ed Sullivan in the 60s. Wonder what he did to fucking... She doesn't know the truth of it better than her dick. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it.

Mama, I don't want to hear from her unless it's from the waist up, okay? No rule, as Bill Maher would say. No rule. I like big tits. Now, here's the thing that fellas and gentlemen and women and things in between that are fans of mine, and I do have, remember I performed up in Maine at Jonathan's in a gunkwit, and I had a transgender, what would you call it, a transgender girl because it was a guy, young guy, who was becoming a girl. He was the leader of this hard rock band, big fan of mine. And he had, he's going to make a pretty girl.

He had beautiful white wavy blonde hair. Anyways, he was still a guy, but he looked kind of like a chick. I can see where he's going. What was the name of something? Dynamite was the name of the band. Gives me the CD and I'm like, eh, whatever. He's the lead guitarist and vocalist. So me and my buddy throw it on the way home. It was some of the best music as far as guitar work I have ever heard. It was like Hendrix-like. So I saw him for about a month. He broke up because he heard me say something homophobic. So let's get on with a big story, in my opinion. Well, it's not a big story.

You and me, Trump support, we know that the election was stolen. But finally, somebody's putting it together. The whole clip is like 20 minutes. We're just going to show the first four minutes. And the guy narrates it. But I mean, if any of your friends are giving you a hard time and saying, oh, bullshit, sour grapes, just show them this. And again, if they don't agree with you, then get them out of your life. You don't need how many fucking unmasked it's called.

Have we it says, have we uncovered the truth about the 2020 election? Please spread this on social media, and I hope you guys do, with the hashtags. Here is the evidence. Hashtag every legal vote. And I put this one in. Hashtag not my president. But it's a nice consolidation of what went on. You've probably seen some of this.

I'm only showing you the first four minutes, but you should watch the whole thing. It's like 18 minutes, and it's just, I don't know why Trump wouldn't bring it to the impeachment trial and go, I take the fifth, but I want to do this, hit play. But let's watch the first few minutes of this. No matter which side of the fence people have been on, they've been saying, show me the evidence.

I'll believe it when I see the evidence. And people on both sides agree that something first few minutes of this. You can't be angry when a scientist confirms that gravity pulls downward at negative 9.8 meters per second squared, even when that fact works against the narrative you've heard. So here we go. Just before we show you some new disturbing video evidence, we'll talk about statistical anomalies in three states in question. In the early hours of November 4th, 2020, Democratic candidate Joe Biden received several major vote spikes in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Georgia, suddenly placing him in the lead when he had been trailing in the middle of the night significant margin 8954 individual vote updates

were analyzed across nearly all states that follows not 800 not 8 900 votes were analyzed 8 900 databases were analyzed go ahead It's a clear statistical pattern. However, a very small number of batches are especially questionable. The four most notable aberrations were two in Michigan, one in Wisconsin, and one in Georgia. And all occurred in the same five-hour window in the middle of the night, when in some places counting reportedly had stopped. Not only do these updates not follow generally observed patterns, but their behavior is particularly

extreme. For context, using publicly available data from the New York Times, here is a visualization of the number. From the New York Times, that right-leaning conservative publication. You guys want the fucking truth? That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer. Ah, please, go ahead. The number of votes by candidate in michigan from the beginning of the election night to 7 p.m eastern time on november 4th trump is in red biden is in blue look at that

notice the sudden and improbable spike in votes straight up at 6 30 a.m where biden received 141 while trump only received 5968 this extreme ratio is surrounded by updates that are nearly the same ratio this particular update is 23 times more votes for Biden and is the most extreme update favoring Biden in all datasets across all states. The situation in Wisconsin is even more stark. A single update to the vote count brought Biden from trailing by over 100,000 votes into the lead. Thirdly, a vote update in Georgia at 1.34 a.m. Eastern Time on November 4th, which shows 136,155 votes for Joe Biden and only 29,115 for Donald Trump.

The extents of these four vote spikes in question are more than the margin of victory in all three states, which means the spikes were not only abnormal in regards to percentage for Joe Biden, but also in magnitude of the vote count. Out of roughly 9,000 updates, this election was decided by only four extreme updates, each with a probability of less than one-tenth of one percent, meaning that had these four unlikely updates not happened, we would have a different president in the White House. Detractors argue that these spikes were merely human error and not an indication of fraud, and the errors have been corrected. If the errors have been corrected, where is their evidence?

Why were the results never changed? Others have said that the spikes indicate heavily Democratic precincts. If that were the case, then California would show many spikes of that magnitude, but it doesn't. Only one vote update in California is anomalous in percentage of Biden votes, but not enough magnitude to shift an outcome. percentage of Biden votes, but not enough magnitude to shift an outcome. The strangest anomaly visible in the data is a consistently identical ratio of Biden to Trump votes across time, which is theoretically impossible. Here is Florida.

These updates occurred over a week following the election. Notice all the ratios of Biden to Trump votes are 100% identical over several days. This pattern shows up in many states. It appears that a computer algorithm is involved in the process, which is doing something called weighted race distribution, a feature of die-bold voting machines known as early as 2001,

which gives values to votes rather than simply counting them. Here in California, we see an update of one vote. About 65% of that value is given to Biden and 32% to Trump. How can one vote go 65 of that value is given to biden and 32 to trump how can one vote go to more than one person it is well known and not disputed that diebold software was found to be switching votes through programming in past elections even though diebold is no longer used dominion voting systems acquired esns in 2010 which had previously acquired diebold under its

new name of Premier Election Solutions. Baseless claims. Baseless claims, right? Yeah, no evidence there. Are you interested in the real story? Yeah, we just gave it to you. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. That's just four minutes. And then at the end, it scrolls and it tells you more irregularities and it's again,

spread that, put the hashtags on it, spread it all over social media. Ah, can you imagine? And Biden looks at, don't you get a pit in your stomach every time he comes on TV, he's looking in the eye. Look at it.

He's sick of himself. How come COVID won't climb up his ass? It makes me. He is illegit. Illegit. Again, show your friends. The hate that they have for us was a great example was in a story a couple days ago. It's a columnist for the LA Times named Virginia Heffernan.

Like Doug Heffernan. Oh, there she go. So, I mean, she's a far lefty. And I want, again, another piece of ass. She's mad at her maker, who is a man, by the way. Made her to look like Axl Rose right after he quit the band. Yeah, tub of shit. Have another fucking donut.

Have another donut, as Jim Schoenfeld yelled at a referee in the NHL. That's Virginia Heffernan. Don't be confused with the smoking hot Carrie Heffernan, played by Leah Remini, one of my favorites. Virginia Heffernan, the dumbest whore I wrote. Dumbest whore in the land. She's everything that's wrong with the left. Excuse me.

Oh, heck no. The Trumpites next door, this is her article, to our pandemic getaway, who seems as devoted to the ex-president as you can get without being a q anon fan just plowed our driveway without being asked and did a great job you're not gonna believe where this goes or maybe you will how am i she says this is the first thought in her sick head how am i going to resist demands for unity in the face of this act of aggressive niceness that's what she asks it's a sick question you're a sick fuck and i'm not that sick that i'm gonna answer it for unity in the face of this act of aggressive niceness. That's what she asked.

It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Of course, on some level, I realize I owe them thanks. And man, it really looks like the guy backdragged the driveway like a pro. But how much thanks? Can you imagine? Can you? She's going to make this political.

These neighbors are staunch partisans of the blue lives, and there aren't a lot of anything other than white lives in the neighborhood, so that makes them bad. When someone helps you when you're down or snowed in, it's almost impossible to regard them as a blight on the world. In fact, you're more likely to be overwhelmed with gratitude and convinced of the person's inherent goodness. Unless you're a

fucking Democrat or a far left douchebag, you might end up like the upper middle class family I stayed with in France as a teenager. Here's where she's going to make a Nazi analogy. They did not attend the city. She stayed with some family in France who were there during World War II. They did not attend a citywide celebration for the 100th birthday of Charles de Gaulle, the war hero who orchestrated the liberation of France from the Nazi Germany in 1944. They did, though, have several portraits of Felipe, I'm blind, Pétain, Nazi collaborator on their wall.

So she's implying, just because her neighbor's nice and plowed the driveway, you know, he still likes Trump, who's a Nazi. These people are mentally ill. That's what scares me. It's mental illness, whether it's race or hating this country. We have a whole party, millions and millions of people who are mentally ill. We don't need fear elections, better machines. We need fucking six million psychologists that vote Republican to analyze these fuckstains. My neighbors supported a man who showed near

murderous contempt for the majority of Americans. When? What? What? They kept him in business with their support. That's what she just fucking said. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul. So here's my response, she says to my plowed driveway for now. Politely, but not profusely, I'll acknowledge the Sassian move with a wave and a thanks, a minimal start on building back trust. So it wasn't enough, just an act of kindness. I'm not ready to knock on the door with a covered dish yet. And that's because you can't cook your fat slob. I also can't give my neighbors absolution.

It's not mine to give free driveway work as nice as it is, is just not the same currency as justice and truth. To pretend it is would be to lie, and they probably aren't looking for absolution anyways. What a sick twat. But I can offer a standing invitation to make amends, not with a snowplow, but by recognizing the truth about the Trump administration, and more important, by working for justice for all those whom the administration harmed and I'll list them you remember all the people they harmed I do uh Trump harmed black people highest uh employment rate brown people highest employment rate Asian people highest women highest employment rate of all time all those people he harmed

only when we work shoulder to shoulder she says to repair the damage of the last four years, we will even begin to dig out of the storm. You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck face, dickhead, asshole. I couldn't have said it better myself. Can you imagine? She puts it ahead of everything because it's their religion. Her neighbor must have watched this on TV because she's all over national TV

and she's getting a huge blowback, I heard on social media, I'm sure. 11 people who think like us. That's considered huge on social media. What a horrible person. And again, she's unattractive and stumpy. Excuse me. Again, her beef is with life.

I will hold to that theory until I vote Democrat. I'll tell you, just hateful people. You know, I'm going to put this in my act. You know, the Internet, how it has exposed the underbelly of our society, the worst people. It makes me laugh so good. Nothing makes me laugh harder when I click on, like I clicked on a thing of a little girl, like, you know, less than a year old taking her first steps. And there's like, you know, 33,000 thumbs up. And there's like 14 thumbs.

A little deaf boy hears for the first time fucking 200 thumbs down. I don't know why. That's what makes America great and horrible at the same time. Innumerable people took to social media to complain that NFL star Tom Brady is too white and too smart and represents everything I like about whitey. NFL star Tom Brady winning the Super Bowl during Black History Month was racist. I can't even get mad anymore. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

No, this is not the Onion article said Brady led Tampa Bay Buccaneers to victory over the Chiefs, claimed a personal seventh Super Bowl win, prompting outrage due to the perception that Brady once supported President Trump and the Chiefs quarterback being black. So that combination of him supporting Trump and Mahomes, who's not even, he's half black. It makes him racist. It makes Tommy boy racist. Oh, my God. What a country of fuckstains. Many Black Lives Matter supporters scolded Brady for having the temerity to win, suggesting he was racist for doing so. There's a bunch of tweets.

This one says something about Tom Brady getting his seventh ring during Black History Month and officially having more rings than Michael Jordan feels racist to me, Glenn Butler. Brady beating the Holmes during Black History Month is the most racist shit I've seen all year, Riley said. Here we go. Oh, this is from Isaiah Jose Cruz. I feel like it's racist that Tom Brady beat Patrick Mahomes during Black History Month. I mean, he doesn't pick the fucking, the month that they play the Super Bowl in.

Well, whose fault is that? I'm going to surprise you with my take on this, my fans. I'm with the black people who are writing that shit. Here's why. Not because they think they're trolling. They're having fun. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt. And I'm the last person to do that.

I mean, real hardcore Black Lives Matter, maybe they meant it, but most of them, even the last one I read that Jose, whatever, he actually said, he goes, he tweeted a little later, look how many people get mad. It was just a fucking joke or whatever. And I believe that. I believe black people were laughing their balls. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt on this one. Most of them, of course, there's people who look at Tom Brady and they think of Mike Brady and the all-American white family. They want him dead. There's no doubt about that. And boy, did the world want Mahomes, the biracial guy, to beat the old white fella, the big Trump supporter. But it didn't happen. I had an erection for fucking almost 10 seconds.

Looks like he's got a bow tie on there. And by the way, he had a, see the Nike thing? He pulled it up later on in the interview to cover it with his sweatshirt. So, you know, if he likes Nike, it cancels out him liking Trump. But I'm giving you guys, you minorities out there, the benefit of the doubt. I got to believe you were trolling Whitey on that one. You can't be that stupid, can you? Everybody wanted him though, didn't they? Everybody wanted Mahomes. So that's too crazy.

I don't believe it. Isaiah Jose Cruz. As we previously highlighted, leftists were also big. It says big mad about Brady not wearing a face mask before or after the game. I didn't even notice that. A USA and black people, you got to be with Brady on that one. Even the ones that hate him, right? You were having parties last year by the thousands in your basement. one even the ones that hate him right you were having parties last year by the thousands in your basement uh a usa today sports journalist also wrote an op-ed last week expressing her fury at brady for not apologizing for his white privilege oh my god who gives a fuck what you think exactly woke idiots hate brady because he has refused to cave to their mob intimidation and political bullying.

He has all the bad, all the attributes that the fucking left hates in a person. Ambitious, hardworking, smart, conscientious, you know, all that shit. Probably shows up to the meetings on time. What a fag. The 43-year-old champ is widely regarded as the greatest NFL player of all time. End of fucking story. End of story. And I heard, I think it was Osi Minora, the guy that played for the Giants a few years ago.

And I think it was him. It was one of these African names for the Giants. I think it was him. But he summed it up beautifully. And he was like me because he mentioned Lawrence Taylor, who I thought was the greatest. But he goes, and people are trying to push back on him. He goes, the quarterback position is held in the highest regard in our game.

And it should be. I mean, when you're on the field, you're touching the ball every time when the offense is out there. You really are the center of attention. Right? And so he said, he goes, he is the greatest football player. I like this logic. It made sense.

How can you argue with seven rings? Am I right, Jets fans? How many you guys got? Poor Jets. The Giants you guys got? Poor Jets. The Giants, though, huh? They fucked up Brady twice. He could have had nine.

Anyways, I want to thank Tom Brady for just being a smart white quarterback who still controls the world. I want to thank people who contributed to the show since yesterday. Sean Powell of Florida, James Aaron, Kentucky, Galen Gates, Texas,

friend, a buddy, friend, Gritsom, Oklahoma, Lou Sassall, Kentucky, Thomas Morimarco Jr. from New Jersey. And here's some people that signed up as monthly supporters. Ryan Parcel, Ohio, Steve Manzo, New Jersey, Marshall Clenard, Colorado. D-Nuts. Steve M. Clemmy. Richard Lewis, Missouri. Thank you guys so much for signing up on a monthly. And again, you do that, you get an extra story every day and get to ask me a question sometimes. I don't know.

Have we not had many questions? Well, Jason, as a producer, it showed you how to make it up. Take some initiative. Will you do something? Surprise me. California's Chinatown, next story, on edge after robberies, assaults on elderly during COVID lockdowns. Gee, I wonder who would be doing that, huh? What segment of the population would be beating up old people and taking their money?

But poor old Asian people are getting knocked the fuck out. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass. Two chopsticks? Come over here. Talk to me in the face. I like the way the guy thought. He goes,

two chopsticks? The Oakland Police Department, could you get a more left wing liberal city, said it is allocating more resources and patrols to Chinatown ahead of a lunar new year on Friday amid a recent surge in violent assaults over the last few months. Alameda County District Attorney Nancy O'Malley on Monday, you're too old, honey. She looks like George Washington if he was transgender, announced charges against 28-year-old Yahya Muslim. I wonder what color he is. Oh, there he is. He looks so different than the other criminals. In connection with an assault on three people, including a 91-year-old man, excuse me, in Oakland late last month. I showed you a clip the other day, right?

Remember the 84-year-old Indian guy in his driveway and a black guy just runs across the street and blindsides him and it killed him. Video surveillance released by police shows a suspect assaulting a man as well as two people ages 55 and 60 in the 800 block of Harrison Street on my birthday, January 31st. How dare they? But check out this fucking coward and why he shouldn't be taken out and shot. is it because we're black is it because we're black of course race isn't brought up other than the asian right do they mention once african-american huh let's keep the lie alive now let's reverse that let's put a white guy

there make it even an asian guy another white guy. They would have pointed out. And we're evil. It's white people. We're the violent, evil fucks, apparently. Police said the suspect later approached a 60-year-old man and a 55-year-old woman on the same street. I read this and I go, that's an old woman. And I go, wait a minute. I'm fucking four years older than that broad.

On the same street and pushed them from behind as they were walking. The woman lost consciousness and the man suffered injuries. Both received medical attention at a local hospital. Actors and God bless these guys, Daniel Day Kim and Daniel Wu. What are the odds

two Asian guys have Daniel as a first name in Chinatown? I mean, come on, man. These two actors offering a $25,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the suspect. Well, we already got him, right? Responsible for the assaults. Both have spoken out in recent weeks about the growing number of attacks on Asian Americans, the skyrocketing number of hate crimes against, yeah, but speak out on who's doing it. Or do you hate Whitey too? Against Asian Americans continues to grow despite our repeated, please for help,

Wu tweeted on February 4th. Muslim, that's his last name, was arrested last week and he is currently in custody at the Santa Rita jail. Police also said they have a video showing another male suspect identified as Davion Lamont Bird, another Irishman, robbing an 80-year-old woman of $200 and running away. Bird is also the prime suspect in a string of other robberies

at different businesses in the area. Another video from a recent assault shows a woman described as a seven-year-old grandma being robbed while coming home from the bank. The assault follows a general pattern of violence being committed against, see? No, it shows a pattern of black people committing violence against Asians, both residents and merchants, in Oakland's Chinatown. The surge has led to residents to call on local leaders and police to do more to quell the violence. Yeah, why don't they?

That's how you know it's actually Chinatown. I put those in there. Ever walk by the front of a store in Chinatown? Well, there're actually 400 ducks hanging in the window like a duck holocaust. That is it for today, ladies and gentlemen. I want to thank you guys who contributed to the show and who don't. As long as you watch, we love that too. So spread the word. Don't forget Cameo.com. If you want me to roast one of your friends or relatives, go to Cameo.com, click on my profile, tell me a little bit about the person.

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