The Nick DiPaolo Show - Murderers Roaming Our Streets | Nick Di Paolo Show #681
Episode Date: March 23, 2022Vigilantes attack in Ukraine. Kamala an idiot. Alvin Bragg releasing murderers. Flagrant foul. TX DPS targeted by cartel thug. Lesbian teachers in OR suspended....
Transcript
Discussion (0)
🎵 Oh yeah, 21st fret, Richie Castellano.
How are you folks?
Great to be with you on a Wednesday.
Flying out of here in a few hours to Dallas. I'll be on the Stephen Crowder, the very popular Stephen Crowder show, tomorrow morning.
And then Friday night I'll be at Hyena's. Clubs I've never done, which a lot of my friends have already done, in Dallas.
Then Saturday, Hyena's in Fort Worth.
I don't know how you can have two clubs so close.
I'm guessing the airport's Dallas-Fort Worth.
I mean, anyways.
Then again, Texas is huge.
You ever land in that fucking airport?
Oh, my God.
It's unbelievable.
You'll never run out of runway there,
as opposed to the one in St. Barts,
which I've landed on five, six times in one of those little...
And actually, a couple of years ago,
you know, I'm scrolling through the Internet,
and it says a small plane plane crash Caribbean, and sure
enough, it's that airport. You got to
come between two like mountains,
and then the runway's
about, it looks like it's about 40 yards
long. You got to fucking lock them up.
It's insane.
One guy went off and into the water
or some shit. Anyhow,
I'm
just, I've been depressed all week, knowing I just have to go to the airport
and put on a fucking mask. I can't let it go. This goes against my nature that somebody's
making me do something that's totally irrelevant. It's just a big lie. They're forcing me to participate
in their fucking theater.
And they're going to keep this going, folks.
Like I told you, my brother sent me a text.
They say there's another variable
of the Omnicrom coming.
Of course.
Also, when you watch March Madness,
you'll notice the people that are within camera shot,
not on the court, but within camera shot,
like the cheerleaders, the guys
doing play-by-play right down on the court,
they have masks on.
That's just to remind you.
Just to remind you that they're going to keep this game
so you won't be shocked. You want to quit cold turkey.
Some people never quit.
I see these people with
masks, at least at the airport,
everybody has to wear one, so I won't know who the assholes
are. But I think the masks are actually
good. It's pointing out
who needs to be eliminated from the society.
But
to have to... I'm loading up on
lollipops so I can
have something in my mouth the whole flight.
That's the trick
everybody's doing. Last time
they told me to pull my mask up twice with the cunty attitude. Some of them just love that power.
I'd like to take it away from them with a slap across the face. All right. That's about all I
got as far as this, that, and the other thing.
Vigilantes attack in Ukraine, but it's not what you think.
It's kind of misleading, the headlines.
A series of horrifying videos published on social media show Ukrainian civilians,
including women and children, being tied up, stripped and beaten in apparent vigilante attacks.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Take the bag off.
No, I'm not.
Hey, you're raping me.
This is rape.
What?
This is rape.
This is rape.
What?
Really?
Since Russia's invasion last month, reports have emerged of humiliating public punishments dissed out by Ukrainians to alleged looters and saboteurs those would be other
Ukrainians right excuse me with several photos showing people tied to poles with
their pants pulled down going viral online here's some disturbing video. Снимай, блин, не фанатики. Ну пожалуйста, Пахан, ну за что? Ты сикосауна.
Ну Пахан, ну что ты делаешь?
Ну за что? Пахан, ну за что?
Ну не буду, боже честный.
Ну не буду, правда.
Ай, бля! O que é que você está fazendo aí? OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU!
OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! OU! I'm as mad as hell
and I'm not going to take this anymore.
How about the woman?
She wasn't even...
I know.
I got a feeling she's in a club,
if you know what I mean.
That was not news to her.
I did not hear any,
hey, stop it.
Sounded like she was mocking the guy
in fucking Ukraine, in Russian.
That's all you got?
Yeah, exactly.
Skrakensy faggotsy, fucking bleh.
Reporting on one such image, the Daily Mail said it showed how proud Ukrainians are
fighting back against lawless criminals wanting to take advantage of the ongoing chaos.
Are you interested in the real story?
I am, but a series of video clips which depict savage beatings being doled out to the immobilized victims
by alleged paramilitary groups and members of the public paint the practice in a grim new light.
And let me just, this comes with a caveat, folks.
Who knows?
This footage could have been from a fucking year ago.
I don't know.
It could have been in Vermont on Fourth of July.
Nobody knows.
You know what I mean? Ukrainians are probably saying, that's not? I don't know. It could have been in Vermont on 4th of July. Nobody knows. You know what I mean?
Ukrainians are probably saying,
that's not, I mean,
that's why you haven't gone heavy
on this shit.
The highly distressing videos,
most of which were originally
published to Telegram,
have racked up millions of views
on Twitter.
Naturally, what better place
to spread that type of,
they just soak it in
like the idiots that they are.
After being shared in a lengthy thread by user Juan Asimiedo on Sunday, hundreds of civilians have been punished
for diverse reasons in Ukraine by paramilitary groups and National Guard. Strong footage,
tortures, abuses, humiliation, even of kids and girls, uh, he, Juan wrote.
Problem? You're the fucking problem.
You fucking Dr. White onking jam rag
onking spunk bubble, I'm telling you, H.
You keep looking at me, I'm going to put you
in the fucking ground, I promise you.
Not this time.
There is no clear motive for these illegal abuses.
They are labeled as marauders.
That can include men who don't want to fight,
who are suspected of Russian sympathy,
looters, or people searching for food. So don't be so gung-ho to choose a side here.
We told you yesterday about Zelensky, and I know Gutfeld caught hell for saying this a few weeks
ago, just saying, easy, we don't know. All these images we're getting. It could be propaganda. Just by saying that,
don't automatically sympathize with Zelensky. He got fucking torched online, of course,
but that's how it works. I'm just saying, obviously, fuck Russia. I'm just saying,
though, don't be so quick to digest that. I thought it was interesting imagery because my father used to do that to me when I brought a D home in English.
Maple tree out front.
Ow!
Anyhoo.
Make me a sandwich.
Make me a fucking sandwich!
I will not.
In our shut up and make me a sandwich segment tonight.
Oh, my favorite girl.
Oh, my God.
She, this poor woman, after this is over and she's no longer the vice president,
which I don't even know if she's going to make it through the four years.
You'll never hear from her again unless you walk into an Arby's.
And Kamala Harris has once again been mocked by Republicans and oh just Republican nobody
on the left fucking has a problem with her whole staff quit you see the slanted horse shit by
Republicans and mean creators for saying the same expression four times in succession the vice
president who was partially retarded but no oxygen when she was born
who was grew up in Canada she's not fucking black she's not smart you know
what that means she rules in this country the vice president I'm not even
doing a piece about the Supreme Court nominee by the way they asked what the
definition of a woman is she couldn't answer that straight that's all I need
to know about that black bitch got no business being near the Supreme Court. You fucking people on the left are
evil. Yeah, we're going to pick a Supreme Court. It used to be on how smart they were about their
legal chops. Now it's what they look like. Brilliant. We're going back. You're going back
to fucking white racist ways. Nice going. Fucking retarded. Vice president who was speaking on
Monday in Sunset, Louisiana, good appropriately named, appropriately, sorry
coffee's appropriately named for her, Sunset, Louisiana, repeated the same
phrase, the significance of the passage of time. She said it four times in a fucking row.
Ms. Harris said she had been talking about
the significance of the passage of time
with Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards
during an earlier library visit day
and again mentioned the phrase for emphasis.
So you were talking about it earlier,
so it's stuck in your...
What kind of answer is that?
Listen to this.
I thought she was imitating her boss.
Go ahead.
The significance of the passage of time, right?
The significance of the passage of time.
So when you think about it,
there is great significance to the passage of time
in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires,
what we need to do to create these jobs.
And there is such great significance to the passage of time.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Oh, the poor thing. I'm actually embarrassed for her.
You're a fucking idiot.
Oh, God.
You're so stupid. It's so stupid.
It's so fucking stupid.
Although Ms. Harris was emphasizing the need for Internet coverage in small communities and for children,
this is what she's focused on?
We're on the brink of fucking nuclear disaster?
Communities and for children.
communities and for children her expression the significance of the passion of time was the main takeaway for many on the right again just on the right and appeared in many memes attacking the
first black woman vice president this i don't know where i got this article obviously
attacking the first black woman but first of all, she grew up in fucking Canada,
and she's like Jamaican and fucking Indian.
There's nothing authentic.
Fucking Liz Warren's more of a Cherokee
than this broad is black, okay?
Will you shut up?
Exactly.
Will you please shut up?
Biden really should get her permission
to put someone else in charge of the Board of Security,
tweeted Republican Congressman Austin Scott, along with a clip of her speech.
There has been too much passage of time with nothing being done.
Well put.
Oh, that's a white guy criticizing the first female black.
You know, what a country of fucking schmucks.
We need a douching.
Is there a Hitler for liberals?
Just kidding, everybody.
Relax.
The remarks were an apparent reference to Ms. Harris' work on the southern border with
the mechs she worked on the southern border, which she has been in charge of overseeing
since March 2021 after record levels of migration.
Oh, is it called migration from South America?
You people are sick.
But, of course, they're going to correct the record here.
She's not, however, in charge of border security, as CNN reported in November,
but is working with Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador to reduce migration flows towards the U.S.
And how's she doing that? Oh, the root causes?
You're going to go into these countries
and change their culture?
Their culture's been around for 800
years. You're going to just, hey, man,
you guys got to get air
conditioning, grow your own food,
quit killing each other. Is that what?
What a fucking schmuck. The Democrat has continued to be attacked on the issue
However, yeah, you can't handle the truth whoever wrote this
Another Republican in a form of congressional aid look at they fucking hang on every Republicans work
Matt Whitlock compared ms. Harris speech to veep
were. Matt Whitlock compared Ms. Harris' speech to Veep, the political satire, and tweeted,
Kamala Harris on the significance of the passage of time is the most Veep thing we've seen in at least a few weeks. Glad he's watching TV. There was a guy named Al Stewart who had a song called Time Passages in the 80s.
Big hit, just horrible music.
They had another song, The Year of the Cat.
Oh my God.
They were the gayest.
They were huge hits though.
This comedian, Mike Dunavant in Boston, used to make fun of it.
He goes, I'm fucking year of the...
Here's my imitation of Al Stewart going into the record company
with his new song.
Go ahead, Al, let me hear it.
In the year of the... Get the fuck out of my office,
you faggot. That was the joke.
He knew the lyrics.
I didn't.
Let's go from one fake black person
to a real black person who's
really incompetent.
Alvin!
Not the chipmunk.
Alvin Bragg.
You know who he is, right, folks?
We talked about him a couple months ago.
The, I always forget, Manhattan District Attorney.
The black guy who wants to take, like, murder and, you know, reduce it to a misdemeanor
and shit.
You remember that guy?
Yeah.
Well, guess what?
He's already fucking up.
Do you guys see a
pattern? We're putting people,
black people, might as well
be white liberals, doesn't matter.
Either way, whoever, well, the white liberals
are putting black people in charge who have a chip
on their shoulder, hate this fucking country,
always have,
got a degree from
some shit college, or a great college, because, you know, they're
accepting everybody at that point, and now they're in positions of power where they can really hurt
this country. Thank you, George Soros. Not that New York was much better under de Blasio.
Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's office failed to request a warrant to confiscate a gun used in an armed robbery by a serial offender who then fatally shot a man with that same weapon exactly a month later.
Excuse me, a union boss alleges.
So what is fucking...
Imagine that.
Too lazy to issue the warrant or you
wonder if it's intentional Terrell Rogers a strong safety for the
Minnesota Vikings no I'm kidding Terrell Rogers 29 allegedly pointed the
silver revolver at his estranged girlfriend and stole her cell phone while threatening to kill her on February 8th, court record show.
He then allegedly killed a man with that revolver on March 8th after Bragg's office failed to issue a warrant
that detectives on the robbery case requested.
Okay, what do you need to know?
on the robbery case requested, okay?
What do you need to know?
And you blew it!
You blew it.
Somebody's dead now.
I don't care if it was another street thug or whoever.
I mean, what in God's name is going on?
Rogers, who has 23 prior arrests,
and I'll say this again.
Seriously, let's make it five.
I used to say three.
Let's make it five.
They don't have to be felonies either.
You get an automatic five to seven in the pen.
Seriously, we're never going to see that in our lifetime.
Anyways, Rogers, who has 23 prior arrests on his record, was charged with murder in the second degree, attempted murder in the second degree, and criminal possession.
Why is it attempted murder after you get charged with murder? Don't you have to attempt something
to... Who had the great joke in New York when I first moved to New York?
There was a husband and wife,
and the husband was charged with attempted murder,
and the wife was charged with murder.
And they said,
I wonder if the husband, you know,
is jealous of the wife
because she's more successful.
Something like that.
What they do for a living.
Anyway, second degree and criminal possession
of a weapon for the March 8 killing.
Court record show.
In the alleged February robbery,
he pointed the silver gun at his girlfriend
and her baby.
Nice guy.
And said, give me the phone
or I will kill you and everyone you love.
I wonder if he's from a two-parent household.
Rogers then took the cell phone and left the location.
Really?
I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon.
Yeah, the cop shouldn't have said that.
Detectives requested a warrant to look for the handgun after the robbery was reported
on February 17th.
DeGiacomo said the warrant never materialized.
Two and a half weeks later, Rogers brought the gun to West 19th Street and 9th Avenue
around 10 p.m. to meet a man he had been arguing with over the phone.
Why would you agree to meet this? It wasn't clear what the argument was about
something about Skittles
but Rogers fired the weapon
and a bullet struck the man he had argued with
in the right arm, record show
the man's friend standing at his side
he was shot in the stomach and pronounced dead
about an hour later at Bellevue
can you imagine the guy said
look this guy's kind of shady
but I gotta go meet him just to be safe.
Can you come with me?
That's probably the conversation.
Un-fucking-believable.
Yeah, so imagine you're like just trying to have your friends back because he's going to meet somebody shady.
Not that this guy wasn't shady himself.
Yeah, nice going, Alvin Bragg.
What murder?
Yeah, yeah. Nice going, Alvin Bragg. What murder! Yeah, exactly.
Rogers was arrested two days later on March 10th,
the day the warrant was finally executed by Bragg's office.
Nice work.
He's working on black time.
Detectives searched Rogers' apartment at 321 East, 150, 30,
quickly confiscated the gun that video surveillance had showed him firing.
Record show. It matched the description of the gun that video surveillance had showed him firing, record show.
It matched the description of the gun the girlfriend told Detective Rogers used to threaten her.
What a coincidence. There you go.
It's all on him.
You think any of the press will call him out on it in New York?
Maybe the New York Post?
Folks, do you understand your government, whether it's a guy at this level in the city
government, the district attorney, they hate your guts now.
Do you understand?
And you should know that from January 6th.
Yesterday, I didn't even do this story, a guy who headed up something called Trump's
Cowboys or something, he was there
on January 6th, didn't even go in the
Capitol and they charged
him with being on, you know,
in restricted area.
So we might have to do some time.
Wasn't even in the Capitol.
Equal
justice under the law. Let's start
whining how blacks did the last hundred years.
That it's racist towards whites.
Could you?
Okay, I'll start that now.
Anywho.
What's de Blasio speaking to him?
I wonder what he's doing now.
He came out like three weeks ago and,
I'm not running for governor.
Everybody's like, yeah, no shit. Even if you did, he even had people on the left hating him. What a
jerk off. I bet you him and his wife are buying an island somewhere with that money they stole
from her. Remember her program in New York City to teach, I forget, it was education or whatever.
Literally like a billion dollars
went to, they don't know where it went.
I don't
know.
March
Madness, everybody.
Got me a little hooked.
I'll have to, is St.
Peter's still alive? Not the
guy, the fucking team.
It'll be Kentucky and Murray, I know that much.
I'm not going to point out how bad it is.
Dallas was over Sunday.
There was a minute left in the game.
I go, watch how many timeouts.
It should be the most exciting part of the game.
It's like a four-point game, or even six, right?
Three baskets, two possessions, and foul, foul, foul, foul, foul,
free-fue, 30-second timeout, TV break, foul, ba-beep, ba-ba.
And like I said, don't just take it from me.
I heard a guy, it was a fucking college coach or a broadcaster saying that
they do have a problem with the end of games.
And, of course, the networks jerk off to it.
They can sell you all kinds of horseshit.
St. Peter's still alive.
St. Peter is still alive.
That means they haven't played since Mariebe.
Officials, this is a March Madness story.
I forget what I called it.
Not important.
This is a March Madness story.
I forget what I called it.
Not important.
Officials at the University of Arizona and TCU, that's Texas Christian University,
have been in communication following Sunday's game stemming from an incident that seemingly includes a player and performer.
Do they mean a cheerleader?
Now they're performers.
Like when I go into Starbucks,
not even Starbucks, I don't go there.
Now when I go into a fast food place, I'm a guest.
Like I have a cot in the back,
a fucking flat screen.
Seemingly including a player and performer.
I like how they make it sound like she's at fault too.
The Fort Worth Star,
oh, I can look into it when I'm in Fort Worth, Telegram reported this on Tuesday. Following
Arizona's 85-80 overtime win over TCU, in which the Wildcats, that would be Arizona,
advanced to the Sweet 16, guard Benedict Mathurin, black fella, right there, looks like he's
born in a, right, he looks like a boy in a basketball.
Benedict Mathur was seen heading to the locker room as the TCU showgirls,
we called them back in the day, pigs.
I mean, cheerleaders, stood nearby.
In videos that have circulated online, social media has speculated
as to whether he touched the chest of a TCU
performer while exiting the court and if so if it was intentional they asked him
about it he said I did not have sexual relations with that woman as of Tuesday
it appears Mathurin has not addressed the incident on Instagram or Twitter.
I want you to take a look at this.
And I have my own take on it, but go ahead.
Watch him.
Watch his left.
Yeah.
Keep it on his left hand closest to you okay I see her blanket anybody
ask her what she thought huh yeah she said you're a crumb creep what a horrible
voice for a woman yeah another yeah no that's an accident get the fuck out of
here do you understand?
And you people on social media commenting on it.
You know why they can't decide whether it's intentional or not?
Because it's a black guy.
A young basketball hoop star, college.
Imagine if that's a white guy and a black cheerleader.
Of course that was intentional.
Take it from me,
I've done that a million times to girls at the mall.
Walking by in a crowded,
whatever, escalator.
Oops.
What are you, shitting me?
He's trying to get under the cup.
That's a flagrant foul.
He's going to lie for two.
Ma, ma, ma, ma.
Mathurin, a 19-year-old.
Heck, that fucking guy's 19 years old.
Probably not done growing yet.
Sophomore recorded 30 points in Sunday's victory over TCU,
logging eight rebounds and two assists.
He is largely considered a top prospect in this year's NBA draft.
That's terrific.
You're a loser.
You'll always be a loser.
Take it easy.
He grabbed the cheerleader's tit,
so that'll drop him down in the second round.
No way that's not...
not intentional.
There's no way.
What are you, kidding me?
I can't even believe they're having that discussion.
That's how PC, they are fucking immune to any restrictions
on their behavior.
It's just fucking hilarious how cowardice
this country has become.
Yeah, whether they're walking on murder, whatever.
I would like to hear from the lady.
I wonder if she spoke.
Lady, I'm talking to her like she's 46.
Yeah, the motherfucker.
Anywho, Arizona, the number one seed in the South.
I like how they throw this in.
We just watch sexual assault under the new standards.
Arizona, the number one seed in the South region, is slated to face number five, Houston, on Thursday.
And they said if Arizona wins that one, this guy might even grab some ass on the way out.
You know what happens?
He's all pumped up.
They just won a big game.
They go to the Sweet Six.
You think you're God.
And he probably knows I'm a fucking black star athlete. Nothing going won a big game. They go to the Sweet Six. You think you're God. And he probably knows I'm a
fucking black star athlete.
Nothing going to happen to me.
Yeah, let's
replay it again. It's so controversial.
I don't know, folks.
I ran over a cheerleader on Thanksgiving
by accident.
In high school, we played on Thanksgiving against Colosta.
Ran out of bounds, and I don't know why she was right there.
And I look up, and boom!
I try to catch her.
You know what I mean?
I was flagged.
Unnecessary roughness, because I pulled her panties down.
No, but I remember that.
It's fun to watch people get run over on the sideline, isn't it?
I like it when it's like a cheerleader not paying attention.
Do you remember?
I should have had you pull this clip.
A few years ago, that girl went out.
I was telling you.
I don't know if it was pro or college.
It was a college game, I think, on like a Saturday afternoon.
You know how when there's a timeout or whatever,
like Chality's run out there and shit?
Well, she ran out there thinking it was a timeout,
but it wasn't or whatever.
And this guy comes down.
He's just dribbling.
He had his head down.
He looks up, and there she is.
You know how when you draw a foul,
the guy puts a shoulder in your chest and you fall. She went flying through the pocket.
I love that when people get hurt. It's kind of funny. Not seriously. She was okay.
Let's go on to, you know, we have a war going on in Ukraine, and I love this point. I'm not
the first one to make it. A million people have made it since. But how about the fact that we're worrying more about
Ukraine's border than our
southern border here? People
are pouring in, in record numbers still.
You don't even hear about it. Maybe that's
what this is about. Look over
here. Meanwhile, half of South America
is coming over every month. That hasn't
stopped just because they're not reporting
on it. But we're
worried about Ukraine's borders and shit.
What does that tell you? They want a
one world government. We're all, no
borders.
Nick, you're being a little hyper.
No, I'm not, actually.
What's the name of this article? Say hello
to my little friend.
Video from Texas DPS shows
a suspected cartel
gunman, this is on our border, aiming at an AK-47 at their helicopter from Mexico, right on the border.
The copter was a traffic one of our traffic copters, right?
As it was patrolling in Starr County, Texas, boy, there's a lot of shit going on in Texas as I head there.
They're just cleaning up from the tornadoes.
Why didn't I show that?
Did you see the guy in the pickup truck?
There's a kid in a red pickup truck going down the highway.
The fuck?
It looked like a movie.
The fucking truck tips over.
He's riding right into it, spinning like this,
and then it tips back up and he keeps going.
He's 18 or 19 they said what the fuck what do you do there you know i wouldn't know so i wonder if i'm going to see
that when we're landing no if i'm going to see the damage i don't know where which way we're
coming in the pilot will tell us because it's very important.
We're going to fly up over Burlington, Vermont, and we're going to take a hard left over Michigan. You'll see the Great Lakes out the window.
And then, you know what? I'm suicidal. We're not going
anywhere. Anyways,
patrolling Star County, Texas in the RGV. That will be the
River Grand Valley, Rio Grand Valley on Wednesday.
This is the same area where the cartel has shot at Border Patrol from across the river in recent months.
Do you want to go to war? Come on. Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war, okay?
Let's take a look. This is creepy.
You know, a machine gun, believe it or not, can take down
a helicopter if it's low enough.
I saw it in Rambo.
God, I love that movie.
Remember the redneck sheriff shooting out
and the wind
is blowing the helicopter a little bit and he looks
at the pilot and he goes,
you don't steer this thing the right way,
I'm going to kill you.
Something like that.
Much better phrase.
Let's take a look at this drug cartel
on the Mexican line,
shooting at, you know,
one of our helicopters.
Hey, Romeo Zulu units,
the red SUV, I think it's in between you guys.
Oh, Jesus.
They have an AK-47.
They just pointed at us.
Guy's not very nervous.
Ay, ay, ay, ay.
I am the little bandito.
I like little scorned kids like you.
Like them they do.
Sneak into Texas and rape all of you.
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
After this incident, Texas DPS tells me they contacted the Mexican government,
and the video shows the Mexican military responding.
They approach a suspected cartel compound in the area
and a gunfight ensues
did I not
give you that?
oh I did?
oh ok
so the Mexican government
they get in their own chop and says
imagine working for the
anyways
a gunfight ensues, naturally.
Sorry, that was from Cancun.
Suspected cartel killed four, arrested.
The commas are on the wrong planet.
Who wrote this?
Suspected cartel killed four, arrested several rifles,
and the red car
was recovered.
Turns out it was Tiger Woods as he had rented.
He was doing a...
But that should make you
a little nervous, folks.
You know?
It's not bad enough.
They're all pouring in.
We're not even talking about
how many they say is from Afghanistan.
A couple thousand that we've lost track of.
Not all of them have been vetted.
I've got to be honest with you.
I'm not that mad that I'm 60.
I don't want to see where this is going.
Unless somebody comes in and cleans it up.
But I don't see that happening.
Maybe Carmella will run again.
I mean, Camilla.
Cameltoe.
For the love of my sister.
Oh, here we go.
You know I don't like ugly lesbians.
Everybody likes the pretty ones.
They're delicious to watch and a lot of fun. But these ones that were
born, and again, they look like Art Donovan or fucking
Yogi Berra. They're just angry at the world because
they didn't fit into this society.
They're kind of outside the mainstream. Nobody wanted to pork them.
And that anger, and I'll stick to this theory until I die,
as they grow up, they join packs of women just like them,
whether it's feminist group, whatever.
And they take their anger out with all kinds of horseshit,
whether it's advocacy for LGBTQ, whatever.
Well, these two broads,
and I like to punch them in the face just looking at them.
I'd never hit a woman, although these are guys.
Who am I kidding?
They remind me of the two gay women,
me and Joe List, my comedian friend,
were walking on a sidewalk in Minneapolis,
and I've told this story before,
and there was two really gay women,
both with, like, flat tops and shit.
And I just went, how you going? I said, how's it going, fella?
And Joe List
thought that was the funniest fucking thing.
I think one of the girls just gave me the old nod.
Like, like she was
actually happy that I...
I don't know.
That's not bullying. That's being inclusive.
I could have just ignored him.
Bull Dyke suspended is the headline.
A school district in Oregon.
Can you imagine?
What could lesbians do to get suspended from a school district in the fucking People's Republic of Oregon?
A school district in Oregon already battling multiple scandals is making headlines again
after two school employees made a wild TikTok video at work showing themselves apparently
flipping off an anti-LGBTQ parents, which is no such thing really, but that's what they
labeled them as.
These broads are guidance counselors, I believe. I'm just
tired of talking about them. Aren't you?
Again, they make up about 5%
of the population.
Nah, nah, nah.
Oh, now, come on.
Take it easy, Paulie.
During their
day jobs as guidance counselors,
this is guiding your kids.
This is guiding your kids.
In other words, telling what they should go into,
what their future should be.
You know, you should go into clamming.
I like it.
During their day jobs as guidance,
I'll repeat that, as guidance counselors,
because they've made so many good choices.
Nick, it's not a choice.
I know.
But couldn't you just, like, try a girl's haircut and slap on some mac?
Their guidance counselors at Mountain View Middle School
in the Newburgh School District, Annie Bynum and Erin Adobias.
Aren't they adorable?
Christy, get down on your knees
so Sabrina can see your asshole.
Put down that donut.
Bynum and Aaron Adobias
appeared to find the time
to film hilarious TikTok videos
on an account named
CrazyBulldogs333.
So don't get mad at me when I throw the old bull thing. I said dykes and not dogs. I made a mistake.
In one recent video uncovered by the Yamhill Advocate, the pair mouthed the lyrics to a song
while standing in front of a pride flag bearing the message,
we believe black lives matter.
Oh, my God.
Love is love.
Feminism is for everyone.
Liars.
No human being is illegal.
Liars.
You guys just can't handle the goddamn truth.
You're making me.
Watch these two.
What's their...
Again,
they're guidance counselors
guiding young youth
and their emotional level
is probably
less than the people
they're supposed to be guiding.
Here they are.
A, B, C, D, E, F, U
and your mom
and your sister
and your job and your broke-ass car and that's it. You call, I'll find you. Look at the angle.
Let's take a look at them.
Leave it up there.
I got a better one.
Oh, do you?
Yep.
Look at the poor pricks. They couldn't get laid in a men's prison
just angry from the get-go they always were don't let them kid you pissed at the world
my vagina's angry it is it's pissed off how about your dick is that pissed too
you motherless fuck It is. It's pissed off. How about your dick? Is that pissed too?
You motherless fuck.
I'm gay. I'm really gay. I'm super duper gay.
I'm gayer than a rainbow.
I'm gayer than a rainbow. I'm gayer than a rainbow.
On Friday, Newburgh School District officials wrote on Mountain View's Facebook page
that the pair had been suspended.
And the pair responded.
I agree, ladies.
The district has been made aware of the TikTok video by staff members as the first step of our investigative process.
The staff members have been put on administrative leave.
We are not able to comment any further about these clam lappers.
What about personnel matters, the statement said. Mountain View Middle School declined to comment.
The suspension
didn't stop parents and school
community members from erupting
on the Facebook account called
Save Our Schools Newburgh.
One parent said,
so if kids and families
see this that do
not agree with the flags inside the school, which
is the district rule, these counselors are basically singing to them, fuck you and your dog
and your sister. How does that make kids and families feel safe and welcome? Melissa Waldo
Milroy wrote. Good question, but you ruined it with the, how does it make them feel safe? What is this notion people have to feel safe in the world?
Jesus H. Christ, have we lost it.
I don't have an issue, another one said.
Maybe it's her.
I don't have an issue with what officers choose to do on their own time.
Oh, now they're officers.
Tiffany Olay commented.
Ay, ay, ay.
Why would I, she says.
What they posted is not something hateful
it's a song
that is on the radio and most people don't bat an eye
when they hear it
this page moderator is just looking for something
to be pissed about it's quite petty
do you see how blind
I'm sure it would be petty if that was
two male teachers saying that about
gay women or you,
your brown woman or whatever.
You'd look at it that way too, right?
Is anybody fucking...
That's it, ladies and gentlemen, for today.
Don't forget to sign up at patreon.com,
thecomicsgym.com,
go to nickdip.com,
click on the merchandise if you want to buy something,
and cameo.com.
If you'd like me to roast a friend or relative.
Go to cameo.com.
Tell me about the person.
I'll record a little minute and a half, two-minute video,
and we'll give them a real verbal vort.
Okay?
That's it.
You guys think it?
Do I have that right?
Yeah, I'll say it.
You guys think it, I'll say it. You guys think I'll say it.
Hopefully I'll see you on Monday.
If I don't, maybe I'll see you in Dallas or Fort Worth.
Have a good day. I don't know. guitar solo Outro Music