The Nick DiPaolo Show - Nightmare On Bourbon Street | Nick Di Paolo Show #1672
Episode Date: January 2, 2025In this episode Nick talks about the NOLA and Vegas attacks and more! Like what you hear? Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exc...lusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 - Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK 2/21/2025 - Funny Bone Westport, St. Louis, MO SOCIALS - https://bio.site/nickdipaolo
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Music playing I'm trying to do a funny podcast. Thank you, Ed McMahon. How are you folks?
Another slow news day, huh?
You know, I'm trying to do a funny podcast.
Could you stop fucking blowing people up
and killing and, and, uh,
raping and pushing people in front of subway?
It's the darkest time, and I've been here
63 years at the end of the month.
Um, Jesus Jesus when you start
interfering with my college football playoffs try draw the line all Muslims
out just kidding folks we'll get to that in a minute let's just I don't know you
know we'll cover that we'll talk about that I just boy Trump can't get in office quick enough and I love what he's
putting on truth social this government's a joke or an embarrassment I
mean he is laying it out and good lord and can I just and I don't mean to be
disrespectful to New Orleans but I always thought it was the most overrated
There's three streets that you're safe on
Yes, the foods great and all that but I'm sorry
It's just
How'd you like to be those I'm already talking about it. I wanted to talk about whatever first
I'm girls field hockey. Did you see the Tulane game what I what did I do oh I ate three steaks this
weekend is that too much folks you keep hearing about red meat stays in your
colon for ten years Dennis Larry's have a great job. Yeah, I'm paying taxes, it's my fucking meat.
Something stupid like that.
But yeah, that Hamilton Beach grill, where was I?
I guess the George Foreman grill was similar, but my God.
I like it medium rare.
The steak is done in three minutes.
I'm not exaggerating, because you let it rest for five.
Holy shit.
Three this weekend.
On top of, I made that chili out of brisket.
My heart, it has to look like Dick Cheney's if you
get a fucking scan on it.
It's got to be a pound of beef in there.
And I haven't worked out.
This is the first time I feel it 100%, I'd say.
Again, maybe next time I will go to the antibiotics quicker
than I usually do.
But Dallas included a story today.
It's called a flu bomb.
Apparently, 12 pounds of garlic.
Well, there's one thing.
You won't be getting anybody else sick.
I used to work out in New York.
And this guy next to me is on the treadmill.
And I'm riding on a treadmill.
And I keep getting a whiff of garlic.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I look over.
Who was it?
Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks was jogging next to me on a fucking,
he must have had garlic pancakes that morning.
It was coming out of his pores,
and I'm like, what the fuck?
And anyhow, any he.
Football guys, college football, oley moley.
The hitting is vicious.
Arizona State, Texas, yesterday was a killer right down to the wire.
And Ohio State took apart, this is what I know, I thought Oregon was gonna be,
they were 13 and 0.
And they were the only team in this playoffs that had beaten teams,
Penn State, who's in the play out, was in the play out, Bo teams at Penn State who's in the
play out wasn't a player Boise State and who else Dallas and Ohio State so I'm
like well they're not a fluke and holy shit Ohio State took them apart at the
joints wasn't even close and that's why I don't gamble no more holy fucking
and of course the what ball sugar Sugar bowl was moved because of, you
know, domestic terrorism. Domestic my ass. They label it that. I just read a story, I
don't have an article on it, but right before we came on, some guy did a study or some group did a study and listing the
the characteristics of a mass killer or a bomber or a suicide bomber and of
course they have being in the military is more common than any of a mental
illness and I go where's this article heading? Sure enough I got
on the next paragraph they mentioned white white supremacy, blah, blah, blah.
I've been waiting for it for 24 hours, it's already here.
Trying to link that.
Get the fuck out of here.
Islam is not American.
And if you're mentally, if you're a military guy
and you blow run over people in a truck, killing them,
you are mentally ill.
So don't put the fucking military background ahead of that.
You haven't learned a thing, have you?
And this is the New York Post.
Fucking bullshit.
I know it's a common threat, I'm not saying that,
but don't give it more weight than all the other,
this guy was divorced twice, wife bankrupted him,
he had a million things going on,
not to mention certain culture.
What?
Well, I guess I leaked right into it. Night of terror. I couldn't help myself.
We threw in some other stories, folks. Just to... I mean, we could talk about this for an hour, but I'm not gonna do that.
I mean, we could talk about this for an hour, but I'm not going to do that because it doesn't fly on the internet.
Anyways, New Year's celebration in New Orleans turned tragic early Wednesday.
That would be like 3 and 3.45 in the morning after a terrorist mowed down revelers on the
city's iconic Bourbon Street, killing at least 15 and injuring a dozen of other, can
you name any other streets in New Orleans?
Bourbon, Whiskey Avenue, Tequila Boulevard.
I've been there, there were three streets
that were touristy and there's nice hotels,
there's a run of nice, and it's pretty for about,
again I'll say it, five square blocks.
What's that, the French Quarter'll say it five square blocks.
What's that the French Quarter they call it yes and I never liked the French.
After ramming into the crowd driver Shamsuddin Jabbar no relation to Abdul same attitude
42 years old yeah but you can't judge a book by its cover he looks fine what are you shitting
me I would have arrested him the minute I saw him for anything.
He was shot dead during a gunfight with the cops that
left two officers injured.
He drove an EV.
Is that an electric vehicle pickup truck?
Wow.
Which displayed a black ISIS flag on the back.
And boy, didn't they hide that quickly?
Right after it happened
they put duct tape around it why is that government of ours through barricades on
the corner of Bourbon and Canal Street the FBI is yet to confirm his possible
connections or affiliations with ISIS well they have since this article is
written again ex-military guy well here's a little video explaining who he is.
And right.
Let her roll.
The suspect in the New Orleans terror attack.
He was an Army veteran who worked in real estate, IT,
and was struggling with finances.
In a 2020 YouTube video titled Personal Introduction,
Shamsuddin Jour talks about his life professionally
as well as in the military. The video has since been taken down, but it does shed light
on the suspect's background. Here's a small portion of it. He starts by explaining he
was born in Texas.
Pause, pause, pause. They've mentioned the military. They've mentioned Texas. Do you
see what they're doing and how they do it? And let's show this clip
Let's humanize him by showing it. I don't give a fuck if this was taken a week ago or four years ago
I don't give a fuck
Don't and they're already trying to make the connection
Yeah, my most extremists have a military and they bring in white supremacy and shit in the article. I just read
and and and yes, he was divorced twice and went bankrupt, all kinds of horrible
shit. I don't give a fuck. He got radicalized by scumbag.
They're trying to make a domestic thing. When the radicalization happens,
that's the beauty of the internet.
He spent, he spent time in Egypt getting radicalized.
Yes. Yes. He didn't go there to see the fucking the pyramid.
Go ahead. Let's listen to the fellow with the exception of traveling for the military where
I spent 10 years as a human resources specialist and it specialist. Not a dumb guy. In this 2013
Facebook post, he's identified as an army staff serge Sergeant in Information Technology for the 82nd Airborne.
He graduated from Georgia State University in 2017 and then worked in Texas real estate.
But he was in financial trouble, in danger of foreclosure.
His business had lost thousands and he was deep in debt, all revealed in divorce records.
Those records show a judge issued a temporary restraining order telling Jabb not to injure, threaten or harass as a strange wife. His final action we could track
online. He rented this Ford F 150 lightning truck, left Texas and drove to
New Orleans.
Yeah, he did.
He was violent for a long time. He made since last night, they got a ton of shit.
He made videos in the truck of talking about him and ISIS,
and he was going to murder people, but they found that.
They found some laptops he had rented at an Airbnb,
and they have footage of him, must be street camera shit,
of him placing IEDs.
First they said yesterday they thought it was two men and a woman that helped
them. Now they said no he's a lone wolf or whatever and you're not a lone wolf
with religion and we're already starting with his brother said you know he gives
the religion a bad name and blah blah blah, but here's the point
Okay, every time one of your Muslims blows a gasket something like this happens to innocent people
So I don't want to hear your religion of peace and blah blah blah blah
I'm fucking How much more are we gonna we taught we talked about this happening by no open the fucking borders is hundreds of
terrorists right around we've been did predicting it here it is
you think they're done
the fucking kidding me
at least three improvised pipe bombs are found nearby the city's french court
including
one in jabarra's truck
tour homemade with nails
hidden in blue coolers.
Those are the ones I think he put all over the place.
Blackboard!
Blackboard!
The deadly New Orleans terror attack in the cyber truck.
Let's not forget that.
A cyber truck, a Tesla cyber truck,
blew up in front of Trump's place in Vegas,
exploded outside the International Hotel, Trump's place in Vegas, explored outside the International Hotel, Trump's Hotel on
New Year's Day, have at least one connection.
The guy who blew up the truck and the Jabar guy who ran over people, they both got their
trucks on a sharing app called Turo. We have some more footage of Sheriff showing the car exploding.
About 840 when a 2024 Tesla Cybertruck pulled into the area of the Trump International Hotel.
Very quickly there.
Did he talk to the press conference?
He was running some wind sprints.
Yeah, whatever. What's Pelosi doing there? Holy shit. uh... very quickly there are to the press conference he's running some wind sprints yeah what uh...
what policy do it
holy shat the driver who was a sole occupant of the truck
we saw what looked like maybe some sort of smoke
and then the truck event was loaded
i'm gonna
smoke was coming from inside of the truck
after we noticed the flash in the explosion and I'm going to show you that first video
That's the cyber truck parked right in front of the the doors
Holy fucking Molly, okay, by the way, that was another military guy
In the truck and they're trying to see if there's a connect. It doesn't matter if there's a connection
It's quite a coincidence if there's not but but the point is somebody was obviously sending Trump and Elon Musk a message.
What do you think, that was a fucking coincidence that it was a Tesla in front of a Trump building?
Back to the Jabbar thing and the guy running over people the truck they had press conferences I
I'm trying not to be well what do I care if I'm considered sexist or racist been
hearing it my whole fucking life I mean my career I didn't hear it in eighth
grade and fucking I waited till college no but let's show the press conference
there's a woman from the FBI black black chick. You can hear her voice shaking. She's nervous that she's speaking like at a press conference. I think she was an FBI bro.
Young black woman.
That's the story separate. So we still have some more from this one. And then at the end of this one, we have another video.
What's, can we jump ahead? this is all I go ahead I'll show
the rest of this. Yeah, we share the video. Yeah.
Video shows the speed of the pickup truck that plowed into people killing at
least 15 and injuring many more. Surveillance video shows the truck
flying an ISIS flag coming down Canal Street around
3 15 am before turning onto Bourbon and speeding into the crowd.
We ran one with way.
I had a better one.
He guns it.
You can hear the wheel screech and he's it went from zero to 60 in about two seconds
that truck and that's good good that you didn't.
Just what they fucking showed.
Now here's the, I think here's the press conference.
This is the most outrageous thing.
You know, the governor's there and again,
let's just say your DEI tax dollars, hard at work.
This young black girl, I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
You could hear her voice wavering,
and I think she's an FBI woman.
And she comes right out and fucking says
the most outrageous thing.
Take a look at this.
Thank you, ma'am.
Good morning, my name's Aletia Duncan.
I'm the assistant special agent in charge
for FBI New Orleans.
As Chief Kirkpatrick said, we'll be taking over the investigative
lead for this event. This is not a terrorist event. What it is right now is their improvised
explosive device. Think about that statement for a minute. She comes right out and confidently
says this is not a terror. you got to and I know that
was I know that was corrected minutes later by the FBI making a statement but
that's not the point she was trained or told to say something that's the usually
that's the MO of the man and the other thing about all this we have to trust
the FBI who we know does anybody trust when you see these guys now on TV talking about we're
going to get through. You haven't got to bottom to the shooting in Vegas years ago that killed
all those people at that concert yet we never got fucking facts from that but we're going
to trust you with this and the ISIS flag they couldn't get that down quick enough and she
comes right out this is hours after the you know you know, after the event going, it's not a, it's an IED, well IED would be part of terror.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Holy mother of Jesus.
While officials have indicated they have no evidence so far that the two incidents may
be linked, talking about the truck again, investigators determined the pickup truck
used by the terrorists on Bourbon Street and the exploding Tesla truck
were both, again, procured by Toro. It's a platform that allows users to rent vehicles
from trusted hosts that are registered with the site. You might want to do a little more
vetting. Law enforcement officials recovered bar materials, excuse me, at New Orleans Airbnb,
believe connected to the New Year's Day terror attack.
I killed 15 and injured 30,
and there's probably more people in life who know.
A shirtless man, and this was,
this was when the sun came up in the morning,
a shirtless man was seeing, do we, did I give you that?
I don't know what the fuck is saying, dude.
I had all this, but like I said, I don't know if the link changed.
A shirtless man was seen surrendering to authorities outside the Houston home
of the terrorists who mowed down 15 New Year's Eve revelers.
The man had his arms raised above his head in photos obtained by
Houston TV station. People dodged the truck speeding down the sidewalk.
Insane. People were, and they were interviewing people who were still in
shock and bodies were mangled. They showed one guy in the street, they try to
blur it out, but his legs are literally like bent this way.
Or a woman, I don't know what it was.
But,
2025.
Couple hours old and here we are.
Oh, this has nothing to do with the borders being wide open.
There's more.
There's hundreds of terrorists running around, by the way,
that the FBI know about.
They just don't know where they are.
And then Mayorkas and Jerkoff Joe
have the balls to come out.
Biden, I guess, made a statement last night.
Can you imagine after accusing Catholics
and school parents of being white nationalists and terrorists,
they have the balls, and Mayorkas have the balls to come out what we feel for the victims and like they have
nothing to do with you motherfuckers you motherfuckers that's all I got to say
that miss her character Muhammad jihad haka Sherpa Sherpa a bakala sounds like
my menu yesterday anyhow just disgusting, just disgusting. Disgusting.
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