The Nick DiPaolo Show - Nitwit Nadler A Hypocrite #147
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You know you want crazy motherfucking walk, man.
Who asked you, bitch?
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!
How are you, folks?
What is going on, ladies and gentlemen?
I'll tell you what's going on in the Red Sox.
A one in, like, four or five.
P-fucking-U.
Make a bet right now they still win the division.
Since when do the Oakland A's have a fucking pitching staff? They've shown like 96 shutout innings. And I don't like them being on the road opening five games. Who came up with that?
They're world champions. They should be rewarded. You dink weed. I don't even know the commissioners. Anyways, let's get right to it. You know,
Uncle Joe, Uncle Joe, he was the one that was afraid to cut the cake.
Actually, Joe's just the opposite. Cutting the cake, being afraid to cut the cake is like a
reference in a Bob Seger song to Uncle Joe being gay. It means he never got married. At least that's how I interpret it.
Maybe I'm just a homophobe.
Or maybe I'm a fucking genius.
But I think that's what it means because they said Uncle Joe's run off to Fire Lake,
which is the lake of fire in the Bible.
If you're gay, you go right in the toilet and you burn up.
Anyways, what's he up to?
And I might surprise you with my point of view on this today
i think the uh feminists have lost their fucking minds what little ones they have
vice president joe biden jr during a campaign stop in semen oh my god is the world just too
weird how many times has this happened on the show it's like like the O.J. It's like the fucking Rodney King thing where the cop's name was Coons. I mean, seriously, it's a fucking weird, weird world. Anyways,
a campaign stop in Seaman, Ohio in 2012. The accusations against Mr. Biden feed into a
narrative that he is a relic of the past. I don't totally agree with that. Here's what sort of swayed my mind. I'm watching
all these pictures and all this footage. It's obviously a campaign to pull the old crusty
white man down because the left has a wet dream about fucking black lesbians running the planet.
And it's coming through in Chicago. I'll get to that in a few minutes. But I looked at some of
the people he's kissed and hugged and sniffed
their hair. And there's some fucking old, ugly women. There's guys. So I really don't believe
it's sexual in nature. And again, once again, the feminists are taking their pussies way too
seriously. Oh, I'm uncomfortable. Yeah, life's uncomfortable. Anyways uh but they say his tactile style that means touchy
uh of retail politicking is no longer a laughing matter in the era of hashtag me too which is just
what feminism does it takes the humor out of everything if you let them set the agenda you
know what life would be like uh waiting in line at the DMV. Everybody's cold and quiet and impersonal.
That's what they want.
That's the fucking world that they want.
Because they weren't very attractive when they were younger.
And they didn't get the touch and the feel from the fellas.
And they want everybody else to experience that.
How's that for a theory?
I think you should enjoy that.
You know you want crazy motherfucking
box. Oh, bullshit! It's right on the money.
Two more women came out, according to the
New York Times, that the former
vice president's touches made them
uncomfortable. What fucking touches don't make you
uncomfortable? I just looked at you.
It's the food court. It's the food court.
It's the food court.
I just made eye contact.
What do you say?
So far, women complaining about him have not claimed sexual harassment or assault.
Okay, then shut up.
How about that?
Then shut up.
It wasn't sexual assault.
So shut it. Or harassment. So what was it? It was an accident.
Unwanted. He's from a touchy feely era. I'm defending Joe Biden right now because I fucking
had enough of this. But you know, it's both the right and the left. The Bernie Sanders of the
world. You don't think they have something to do with this because Biden was leading in the polls last week.
They're going to take him down.
But if he's a crusty old white guy,
what the fuck is Bernie Sanders?
A crusty old Jew.
Can I say that?
I don't mean that in a defamatory way.
But let's not forget what happened to his campaign
last year.
A lot of girls had their asses touched
and were made uncomfortable because somebody
looked at them for more than three seconds. I used to get accused of it on the subway when I
took the subway in New York City. I'd just be staring off into space, reading a poster behind
a girl and then be like, what the fuck are you looking at? I don't know, your bikini? It's 11
degrees out in your bikini on the N train. I don't know. Anyways, other women have stepped forward to say Mr. Biden's
touches were welcome. I don't think it's disqualifying, said the leathery nippled Nancy
Pelosi. Of course, because he's on your team. Gloria Steinem, the feminist icon who railed
against men. She helped start this whole movement, by the way, railed against men and marriage. And
what did she do a few years ago?
Married a very rich guy.
So shut your fucking hole.
She said, just ask before hugging.
That's not too awkward.
May I hug you?
That's the world that feminists created.
May I?
Fuck that.
It takes the spontaneity out of life.
Sneak up from behind.
Get him a chokehold like it's the third round of a UFC fight.
Make him tap out. I don't give a rat's ass, but I think Biden is just a touchy. Again,
he's from that generation. You know, yes, some of it's awkward, the hair sniffing. I don't know.
But you got women defending him, women saying he's full of shit. I don't know what to believe.
You got women defending him, women saying he's full of shit.
I don't know what to believe.
As if on cue, Mr. President Trump went after Biden at a fundraiser in Washington on Tuesday, cracking a joke about asking for a kiss.
Mr. Trump said, I felt like Joe Biden.
Can I give you a little advice, Mr. Trump, Mr. President?
You can't say shit like that when we have you on videotape saying you like to grab women's pussies when you were which back in the hey new york city back in the 80s everybody was on coke and fucked up everybody's grabbing everybody but uh you can't be throwing it in biden's face when you know when
you're bragging how when you're rich and famous you can fucking zing zangler him you know i'm
saying so take it down a notch let him him hang himself. Let them, this is the, the Democrats have
created this bar when it comes to race and gender. It's an unrealistic standard that they can't even
meet. So that's why they're eating each other. That's a great point. Okay. I said it first,
but they've created this bar that's unnatural. I love when, you know how many times after a show,
a live show, I do a comedy show, and
I take pictures with people, and a woman puts her hand on the small of my back and then
slides it down as she walks away?
Not enough is the answer.
No, it happens all the fucking time.
But here's the difference.
Men go, men like, I don't care if it's a 58-year-old woman.
Oh, she thought I was attractive.
I need that kind of love.
Men need that kind of love.
We don't get Googled. We don't get fucking ogled at on the bus. We don't get ogled at.
And, you know, anyways. For Democrats, this says the New York Times, that is problematic. It opens the door for a discussion about whether Biden can actually credibly take on Trump on a series of issues that the Democrat Party is seen as quite
strong on. So, you know, they're always strong on women's rights. He's done enough shit for women's
rights. The act of, you know, Violence Against Women Act that he passed, he's done enough,
but that none of that means anything. And again, I realize I'm defending Biden.
You know why?
Because I don't think he's a threat.
There's too many people of color and too many young chicks in Washington now,
so he'll be cut down at the knees.
But, you know, the list of women coming forward is growing.
Caitlin Caruso, a former college student and sexual assault survivor.
Is there a woman who's gone to college in the last two years that wasn't a sexual assault survivor? Can I just say that? Nick, that's insensitive.
I don't give a rat's tit, said Mr. Biden, rested his hand on her thigh. Aye, aye, aye.
Do we know she's telling the truth? Christine Blasey Ford made up a bunch of fucking lies
because she was a left-wing douche.
I'm guessing this girl, if he put his hand on her thigh, yeah, that, now I'm, you know,
it's one thing, shoulder, fucking ears, sniffing their eyebrows, that I understand, but hand on
her thigh, even as she squirmed in her seat to show her discomfort and hugged her just a little
bit too long. Well, can you tell me exactly how long is too long?
Where's the cutoff there?
Is it a nanosecond?
Do I press?
If your tits press against my tits,
is that too?
I want to know the exact amount of time
I'm supposed to hug somebody
where it becomes,
the cutoff becomes it's inappropriate.
Again, when they tap out is where I draw the line.
He hugged her a little too long at an event.
This is kind of on sexual assault at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas.
She was 19 years old.
Really?
You put your hand on a 19-year-old girl at a sexual assault fucking convention?
Come on, Joey.
I'm trying to help you here, but I can't even defend that one.
You notice there's no tapes or videotapes of
people saying this shit about Ms. Caruso, now 22, said she chalked up the encounter at the time
to how men act and did not say anything publicly. But she said it was particularly uncomfortable
because she had just shared her own story of sexual assault and had expected Mr. Biden,
an architect of the
1994 Violence Against Women Act, to understand the importance of physical boundaries.
D.H. Hill, who sounds like a fullback for the Cowboys in the 70s, 59-year-old, a writer who
recalled meeting Mr. Biden in 2012 at a fundraiser in Minneapolis, said that when she and her husband,
Robert, stepped up to take their photograph of the vice president, he put his hand on her shoulder and then started dropping it down
her back, which made her very, very uncomfortable. How dare you, Joe? You smug cocksucker. Fuck you.
Oh, that's not where he's at. Her husband, listen to this. Her husband, seeing the movement,
put his hand on Mr. Biden's shoulder and interrupted with a joke.
We have the audio of the joke.
I don't think it was actually appropriate.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
I don't know.
Good morning, ladies.
I mean, really?
You're going to tell that at a sexual assault?
This is the funniest show ever erin bilbray a former
democrat congressional candidate from nevada also came to mr biden's defense during a meet and greet
she said he banged me from behind for eight minutes in the coffee room i had no problem
no she said in a private room with her family before an event in 2014. She said, Mr. Biden hugged me and kissed me on the
head. It was very nurturing, supportive action, said Ms. Bilbray, now 49. Mr. Biden has been
touchy-feely with men too, and he's hardly the first politician to make waves for such displays.
It's true. I looked at some, they have him sniffing this lady. She's 96. His nose is right
in her hair. You know what I mean? I'm sure that that's not sexual. I don't know.
Maybe he has some proclivities I don't know about.
Maybe he's on granny.org getting a nut off every night.
I don't know.
But he's hugged some ugly broads too.
And he kisses men on the cheek.
I mean, he's touchy-feely.
People who know Mr. Biden are virtually anonymous in their assessment of him
as an inveterate hugger who has no ill intent,
a very affectionate individual who is a natural toucher,
which is what they said about Woody Allen.
You know, kids, I...
That's Susan Collins said that for me.
You know Susan Collins for me?
She's got that shaky voice like Joe Kennedy.
This fucking makes me sick.
In a Twitter thread on Tuesday,
I forgot to play the clip of Biden.
Fellas, come on, get in my ear and go,
Nick, what are you doing?
I figured you had a cue ready or something.
Did you?
Well, you figured wrong, dummy.
In a Twitter thread on Tuesday,
Gene Carnahan, the former cemetery from Missouri,
former cemetery?
Former senator from Missouri described how caring Mr. Biden was after she arrived in the Senate,
taking the seat of her husband, who had died weeks earlier in a plane crash.
Biden also suffered the loss of his spouse shortly before he joined the Senate in 1973.
But that's no excuse to spike my drink with the rupees.
I added that for emphasis.
It was his empathy and encouragement more than a...
All right, she liked him.
Meghan McCain expressed similar sentiments writing on twitter joe biden is one of the truly decent and
compassionate men in all of american politics well tell it to your fucking feminist friends
this is stuff mostly that he's done in front of everybody david david axelrod said who was a senior
advisor to the worst president ever obama while mr biden was vice president i'm sure his intent
was benign but through the lens of today, it looks like something different. That lens is covered
with cum, ladies and gentlemen. Wipe it off, paranoid bitches. So I come to the conclusion
that enough already, okay? And it really did. I looked at all the pictures and all the clips,
and there's some really weird looking people and men he's hugging.
You know, he did lose his wife and daughter. You know, he's a lonely fellow.
Diane Dinesh, 70, who served as lieutenant governor of New Mexico from 2003 to 2010, said she had exactly the same experience with Mr. Biden and had a completely different reaction to it. As they were getting ready to go on stage at a campaign event, Ms. Dinesh said, Mr. Biden just put his
hands on my shoulders, leaned back and said, go get him. A little peck on the head. I paid so
little attention to it, but I'm from a different generation than Lucy Flores, who's from the
country generation. On Tuesday, the Biden camp sent reporters quotations from about two dozen
women defending him.
Here's a clip. Biden actually made a clip and put it on his Twitter today.
Somebody said, you got to get out there and get ahead of this, Joe.
And here's what he said himself.
Folks, in the coming month, I expect to be talking to you about a whole lot of issues.
And I'll always be direct with you.
But today I want to talk about gestures of support and encouragement that I've made to women and some men that have
made them uncomfortable. And I always try to be, in my career, I've always tried to make a human
connection. That's my responsibility, I think. I shake hands, I hug people, I grab men and women
by the shoulders and say, you can do this. And whether they're women, men, young, old,
it's the way I've always been. It's the way I've tried to show I care about them and I'm listening.
And over the years, knowing what I've been through, the things that I've faced,
I've found that scores, if not hundreds of people have come up to me.
Prostitutes.
Reached out for solace and comfort.
Something, anything that may help them get through the tragedy they're going through.
And so it's just who I am.
And I've never thought of politics as cold and antiseptic.
I've always thought about connecting with people.
As I said, shaking hands, hands on the shoulder, a hug, encouragement.
A finger in the ass.
And now it's all about taking selfies together.
And our social norms have begun to change. They've shifted. Finger in the ass. Now, it's all about taking selfies together. Grabbing some titties.
Social norms have begun to change.
They've shifted.
And the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset.
And I get it.
I get it.
Apparently not.
I hear what they're saying.
I understand it.
And I'll be much more mindful.
That's my responsibility.
My responsibility.
All right.
I've had enough.
But I'll always believe.
Fat boy is a P-I-G
pig. No, he is not.
He's from a touchy-feely generation.
And you women ought to get over
yourselves. The hand on the thigh. Alright.
That might be a little
much, but sniffing a lady's hair that's
68 that smells like
old lady. Might as well put
your face in a diaper at that point.
It's fucking gross. Anyways, it's not over. How about this? A super PAC that supports Trump has
launched a new website, stopjoebiden.com, complete with an ad titled Creepy Joe Biden.
You can't do this, folks. You guys, you super PAC supporting Trump. Again, that Hollywood
tape is out there. So this is meaningless. They cancel each other out. Anyways, an ad entitled
Creepy Joe Biden and clips of the former vice president pawing women. Here is that video.
It happened all so suddenly, very unexpectedly, out of nowhere.
I feel Joe Biden put his hands on my shoulders, get up very close to me from behind, lean in, smell my hair, and then plant a slow kiss.
Trying to make her more Chinese. That's wrong. That's racist.
To have the vice president of the United States do that to me so unexpectedly and just kind of out of nowhere.
It was just shocking.
Pause.
It was shocking because you don't.
Really?
You have kids?
Your kids?
This is from the Republicans.
This is from a Trump super PAC.
Really?
Your kids are glued to the TV watching what?
MSNBC?
What the fuck?
They're doing...
I thought this was from Dems,
because Dems are the ones who always bring children into it.
Really?
What are those kids, six years old,
glued to the NBC nightly news?
Fucking bullshit.
Seriously.
All they hear about is,
you can't get their faces out of video games and iPhones.
But they're sitting down right at fucking 8 o'clock,
you know,
to watch Rachel Maddow. You Republicans, this is, this is very Demi-like. Go ahead. You don't expect that kind of intimate behavior. You don't expect that kind of intimacy from
someone so powerful and someone who- Okay, she's four. This fucking kid is four years old.
This is fucking, it's evil.
This is what Democrats, congratulations.
You've come across to the dark side.
How old is that little girl?
Really?
Look at, she's going, I can't believe what Chris Matthews is saying on Hardball.
This is so fucking silly.
She's a baby.
Go ahead.
You just have no relationship whatsoever to touch you and to feel you and to be so close to you in that way.
That's me on every date.
Oh, the Nelson brothers,
when they were three,
were following the...
Our children are watching.
They shouldn't be.
What are you doing,
indoctrinate them
like the fucking libs do?
Ryan?
Mr. Raphael Weick says,
Old Joey, one of the pink,
three in the stink Biden.
Oh, God. Hilarious if i was in a locker room
in freshman year got anything better than that is that what my fans have to offer really
i just spent 15 minutes actually defending him because some of this is really silly
and this super pack ad uh you know that Trump supporters put out is ridiculous.
Little kids glued to the set.
But the pink stink three thing.
Okay.
I'll try it sometime.
Anything else?
Hardly interrupt.
Hardly worth interrupting.
Go ahead.
Patrick Dore says, and I hope I don't butcher this,
Commandatori, buongiorno, cocksuckers.
That's from Pauly Walnuts when the Sopranos went to Italy. Commandatori, buongiorno, cocksuckers. to one of your liberal friends that needs to be straightened the fuck out, or some super PAC people are fucking defending Trump, apparently.
I can tell your next door neighbor to kiss your taint.
You've probably done that by now.
I can tell your ex that she's a syphilitic little piggy.
I can tell your boyfriend or your ex-boyfriend that he was just a jerk-off.
Whatever you guys want, go to cameo.com,
fill out the information, write the message you want me to deliver. And within 48 hours,
it'll be delivered to whomever you want for a measly 60 bucks. It's kind of like a mini roast,
or I can be nice and just say, happy birthday. Billy's thinking of you, even though he's got a girl on his lap. Any of that, 60 fucking bucks. Get in now because the rates are going up. People
are telling me who are actually using it,
going, you should be charging more.
So who am I to argue?
I'm an unapologetic capitalist.
How a father who ought him.
That's Joe's hand, by the way.
See, he's not touching me.
Let's get to the Democrats who took over the House
and showing what children they really uh
house judiciary committee on wednesday authorized chairman jerry fat face nadler
to issue a subpoena for special counsel robert muller's full report in all of the underlying
evidence muller collected the vote gives natal the discretion to issue a subpoena at any time
to attorney general william barr a move that likely would launch a legal confrontation the vote gives Nadler the discretion to issue a subpoena at any time to Attorney General William Barr,
a move that likely would launch a legal confrontation between Congress and the Justice Department.
Go ahead and do that, Mr. Nadler, because that's, I'm sure that's what America needs right now.
We want to relitigate this whole thing all over again.
Don't worry about opioid crisis, the crisis at the border which is fucking real
don't don't infrastructure don't address any of that just keep busting trump's balls
he's got to be sitting home laughing his ass off even dems i mean you know the voters are like
enough already rather uh he said he intends to give Barr time to change his mind about redacting the report before submitting it to Congress.
The authorization for subpoenas puts Congress on an aggressive footing while Barr reviews Mueller's report and redacts several categories of information, which he has every fucking right.
There he is.
There is fucking Mr. Nadler back in the 80s. Look at that. What's he got, a helium hose
in his asshole? Look at that parade float. This won the governor's trophy at the Macy's Day Parade
back in 1988. It took 7,000 carnations just to make his nipples. Look at that tub of cheese.
Fat fuck. Just a partisan hack. Bars indicated he intends to redact classified information, which he has the right to.
I love it. Nice going, fellas. He looks like that. You know what he looks like? Look at his body there. I think you do. Do you remember Scarface when Richard Bells is performing at that Babylon Club
and this fucking puppet thing went up and danced before him?
God, I hope you guys know what I'm talking about.
It's very funny.
Anyways, he's going to redact, you know, material relevant to the investigation, reputational information that could be harmful to peripheral third parties.
Democrats have argued that Congress should have access to all of that information, even if it's blacked out.
The blacked out version of the report Barr makes public.
They note that Republicans received material in all four of these categories when they demanded documents from the Justice Department over the last two years.
Really? I don't remember that.
I remember Devin Nunes having to fucking
stab people to get information out of you.
Still don't know anything about Hillary's
server and her emails either.
So, I mean, I agree with you.
They must have. You wouldn't say that. You're not that big a fucking liar.
Barr said he's intent to provide
a redacted version of the report to Congress
by mid-April.
Blah, blah, blah.
He said Democrats are asking Barr to violate laws and regulations.
This is a Republican, Doug Collins from Georgia.
He says Democrats are asking Barr to violate laws and regulations to include unredacted information.
My point is, my point is,
when the Republicans tried to impeach,
when they impeached Bill Clinton
and the Ken Starr report came out,
Gerald Nadler,
I hope we have the right order on this, fellas.
Gerald Nadler, let's show him now.
Are you with me, guys?
Let's show him now talking about
what should be allowed to be seen
from the the uh you know special counsel we're going to work with the attorney general and uh
for a short period of time in the hope that uh uh that he will that he will uh uh reveal to us
the entire muller report and all the underlying materials and we'll go to court uh to to get permission to
have the 6e material 6e material that's the shit that bar has the right not to show okay that's him
now here is him when ken star was going to release the port uh the uh report when bill clinton was
impeached now mr star in his transmitting in his transmitting letter to the Speaker and the
minority leader, made it clear
that much of this material is Federal Rule
6E material, that is, material that by
law, unless contravened
by a vote of the House,
must be kept secret.
It's grand jury material.
It represents
statements
which may or may not be true by various witnesses.
Yes.
Salacious material, all kinds of material that it would be unfair to release.
Exactly.
You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that?
Yeah.
So he's arguing now that the E6 shit should be released.
They should see the full report.
Which shows he's just a partisan fucking hack and a liar. I'm sick of pointing it out. It looked like somebody let the
air out of him on the recent video. Somebody pricked him. So now he wants the whole thing.
Look at that tub of goo, huh? Have another bagel with a schmear, you ass.
Have another bagel with a schmear, you ass.
Look at that fucking neck.
Adam Schiff would kill for that neck.
Gerald Nadler.
Tell me he didn't get fucking bullied.
But don't you love that they archive this shit?
And politicians forget.
They get in the moment and they forget.
Oh, yeah, I said just the opposite 30 years ago.
Anyhow, so they're never going to be happy.
Barr's going to release what he's constitutionally allowed to release.
And the left is going to keep whining.
And they'll do what they always do.
We really know the truth regardless.
Oh, shut it.
Shut it. Let's lighten it up a little, please. We're not using the phones anymore, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know if you picked up the, I thought you might've picked up on when I don't get
out the number. We just, no need of it. It's too expensive on my end. And, you know, we
could take it or leave it. And I it don't worry you come see me live
i'll talk to you after the show hey look at this let's lighten it up woman 104 no biden didn't
touch your ass arrested at daycare home by police to fulfill bucket list.
Ann Brokenbrow, perfect name for an old lady.
Brokenbrow.
Perfect.
She changed it to Broken Spine.
All these people over 90 have a shape like the letter C, like a jumbo shrimp.
Ann Brokenbrow, who has never fallen foul of the law, cheekily grinned as officers detained her inside a care home this was on our bucket list to be arrested and bundled her into a waiting uh
police car don't you move you motherfucker blow your brains out
i love this woman she had revealed her desire to be arrested as a part of a charity scheme
where residents write down what they want most at Stokely's Care Home in Bristol.
She wrote, my wish is to be arrested.
I am 104 and I have never been on the wrong side of the law.
Ann, who has dementia, you don't say, was put in handcuffs by a cop, Stephen Harding, and his colleague, Kelly Foyle, before being taken for a drive by the officers.
Stephen Harding and his colleague, Kelly Foyle, before being taken for a drive by the officers.
What are they doing?
Taken for a drive like she's a fucking St. Bernard who's 12 years old.
They leave her in the woods.
She said, I had a lovely day.
It was interesting.
Nothing like that ever happened to me before.
They put the hand.
This is what made me laugh.
They put the handcuffs on. I had that a lot.
I thought she said I had that a lot. I had the oh, I had the lot.
I thought you said I had that a lot. I thought you might have been a dirty whore when she was younger.
What did it feel like being a criminal? She said, well, it'll make me much more careful of what I say and do.
She's talking like she's 22 now. But the police were very nice throughout, except the one they tased me in my wrinkled tits and I went unconscious.
Officer Kelly Foyle said, my colleague PC Stephen Harding arrested her.
As far as I know, she's the oldest person he's arrested.
She was smiling.
She had a lovely time.
This all started when she says I received an email from the charity.
I got the email and I thought, wow, what an amazing thing to wish for. She did come quietly.
What do you think she was going to do? Fucking guns a blazing. She pulls out. Wouldn't that be
funny if it backfired? If she pulled out a knife and fucking stabbed one of the cops.
You know what they should do? You know what they should do? This is what she should have thought
this out more. She should have said she wanted to be arrested because it's on her bucket list.
And they should have charged her with murder.
And then they could fucking give her the electric chair.
And just kill her because she's only got another few minutes.
I thought that would have been terrific.
It was our first time arresting anyone at a care home.
She was surprised to see us.
I don't think she could remember at first that she wanted to be arrested. But when she saw us and the handcuffs were coming out, she went along
with it. She didn't resist or anything. I think we have audio of her. You say you're a little tired
this morning. Is that right? I am tired. That sounds like me every morning.
There was one more thing on her bucket list.
What is it?
She missed out on.
What is it?
Makes no fucking sense.
Not relative to the...
She wanted to see a midget?
She wanted to be a midget stripper.
Yeah.
Nice try, Ryan.
Strike three.
You got caught looking on the outside corner.
It was his idea.
Jason.
It was a combined effort.
Yes, you guys.
You both.
Right down the middle, you swung.
We suck equally.
It took two guys to be that unfunny.
No, I definitely suck more.
See, the only way that's going to be funny is if you showed an old person on the poll
you know i mean that's too much of a leap there anybody who didn't watch the show yesterday what
the what's the fuck's it don't worry it's too bad you guys are quitting in a couple weeks i can
really help you out what do we got here oh chicago chicago terrific here you go. While celebrating her victory in becoming the first African-American gay woman picked to lead Chicago,
Lori Lighten the loafers Lightfoot thanked the city and those who blazed the trail for victory.
She says, we may be strangers, but in this room, in this city, we are all neighbors.
And then shots rang out.
Yeah, great neighbors in Chicago.
Shut up, Mrs. Lightfoot.
Lightfoot faced a historic runoff Tuesday against Toni Preckwinkle,
who's also a black broad.
I mean, an African-American woman.
With a name like Preckwinkle?
What the fuck?
Today you did more than make history.
You created a bowel movement.
No, you created a movement for change.
She told her followers as they chanted, die, whitey, die.
She says, we're going to remake Chicago home to 2.7 million people.
Together we can and we will finally put the interest.
This is trying to chill up your ass if you're white of our people.
But then she caught herself, all of our people, against the interests of the powerful
few. Look, Jesus
Christ, she looks like a young Jesse Jackson.
Wanda
Sykes, I think you should get on
Tinder and hit this broad up.
She looks like every point guard in the
fucking WNBA.
Now, again, I don't care
what you guys think. I don't care
if you think I'm sexist, racist, homophobe.
I don't give a fuck.
Gay people make up about 4% of the world's population.
Black people in this country make up about 13%.
Okay?
You really think she sees life the way the majority of people,
and I mean white people, see life?
I know people right now, you're flipping, you lib fucking idiots,
because it's way too deep for you.
Really?
Does anybody have more of a beef with the world than a black gay woman?
Seriously.
Chicago, I don't know what the fuck you're thinking, honestly.
You don't think...
You think identity politics is bad?
And that's a result of identity politics.
Chicago is just white people have been beaten down to a, how about this?
I'll take it further.
I don't even think she got elected.
I really think life is just a play and somebody's, there's a puppeteer just moving the chess pieces around.
Nick, what are you saying?
That gay black women don't see
the world the way you do?
It's exactly what I'm saying.
They have a beef with
everybody and anyone who is not
like them.
There, I said it.
You won't hear that from Whoopi Goldberg.
Congratulations,
but it's going to do nothing for all our people, she says.
Lightfoot, she's 56, a former assistant U.S. attorney in strong safety for the Eagles,
describes herself as an out and proud black lesbian.
Wow, there's six people who can relate to that.
Out there tonight, a lot of little girls and boys are watching. Yeah,
Republicans too, apparently from that super PAC ad. They're watching us. No, they're not.
No, they're not, you fucking pompous ass. Little boys and girls are playing video games,
trying to enjoy their life. And the ones in your city are ducking bullets. You think they're
sitting in front of their goddamn TV? What is this? How do I explain to my kids
when Donald Trump said he'd like to grab women's...
How do I...
You don't.
You walk in and you go,
why are you watching the fucking news?
You're going to be indoctrinated on college campuses
in about 10 years,
so go outside and play and don't get shot.
Anybody with me?
Out there tonight, a lot of little girls and boys
I just don't understand
they're seeing a city reborn
a city where it doesn't matter
what color you are
listen to these bumper sticker slogans
just fucking knee jerk politically correct slogans
pouring out of her fucking mouth.
What else would you expect from a black gay woman?
Just platitudes of horse shit.
Meanwhile, they're killing each other left and right.
Where it doesn't matter who you love,
just as long as you love with all your heart.
In the wake of the Laquan McDonald scandal, and by the way, the cop was wrong on this one, in my opinion.
And I love cops.
You know that.
Lightfoot was appointed by who?
Rahm Emanuel to head the newly created police accountability task force.
So that was on him.
Son of a whore!
Yeah.
Rahm Emanuel.
manual. Anyways, a new mayor with a plan for police reform and better police community relations will enhance the quality of life in the city and encourage people, blah, blah, blah, blah,
especially young people who wish to start a family moving to the city, said some stupid professor
from Loyola that I shouldn't have quoted. In 2016, the city reported its highest number of homicides
in two decades, 762.
But I'm sure a black lesbian will change all that.
But killings have dropped since then, 650 in 2017.
Ooh, down to 550 in 2018.
Congratulations.
Police have credited the drop in violence to hiring more cops,
which I'm sure she'll be against.
Just politically correct platitudes.
And it's got nothing to do with race and fucking gender.
Don't say you're racist.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
She's got to be for the world.
Ask Ryan.
Ryan is gay and white and he's got all kinds all kinds of problems i got beef with everyone he does he's got a beef with everyone
most of them are the cub scouts that wouldn't come to his house friday night um what what is
going on in chicago listen to this socialist surge to victories in chicago city council
a total of four democratic socialists and possibly a fifth won races for Alderman,
either in February or in Tuesday's runoff election.
What the fuck?
What the hell's going on out here?
Two members backed by the Democratic Socialists of America won in the first round in February.
Carlos Ramirez Rosa, listen to all the Hispanic names, won re-election in the 35th award.
In the first award, Daniela Sparta defeated veteran alderman Proko Joe Moreno.
When did Hispanics become socialists?
Two more Democratic socialists supported candidates, one in the runoff on tuesday andre vasquez beat alderman pat o'connor
out with the old white guy and with a hispanic socialist who was mayor emmanuel's floor leader
finally byron sink sigcho lopez are you guys finding this odd
won his runoff he's socialist look at cuba uh One has run off of the 25th Ward.
Incumbent alderman Danny Solis,
who has reportedly been cooperating with Fed investigators
in the ongoing City Hall corruption problem,
did not seek another term.
Their wins mirror a trend nationally,
most notably the election of a Democratic socialist,
as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
The heartland, the city of big shoulders, the windy city.
Socialists are winning i really uh i read shit like this i
get so goddamn sad why do you think they want the borders open the fucking scumbag democrat why
the future of the country is brown all these people will pour in and they'll suck the ass
of the democrat party because they're the ones who let them in. Doesn't matter how many people get killed, how many illegals do what, crime goes up.
Doesn't matter. Socialists are winning at all levels in Chicago. You deserve what you get.
I'm making a prediction right here. Your city's going to get so much worse in the next few years.
But I can see why you want to go with far left people to run your city
because look at Baltimore. Look at
Detroit. Look at Los Angeles.
Look at all the cities run by libs
and what shitholes they are.
But you stay on
that track. I'm watching it unfold.
They want this to be a
third world shithole. I'm 57.
I've been watching since I was 18. They're well
on their way.
That won't stop me from coming to Chicago.
I love that fucking city for comedy.
My next special I plan
I think will be in Chicago.
Great comedy town.
But by the time I get the next special, I'll have to be
you know,
11 white people and 78
Hispanic socialists on the front row booing me.
Speaking of that, you want to come see me and sit in the front row?
Friday, April 26th, I'll be at the Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
Friday and Saturday, May 3rd and 4th, side split is at Tampa, Florida.
Friday and Saturday, May 10th and 11th, the governor's in Levittown, Long Island, New York.
Friday, May 31st, Jonathan's in Algonquin, Maine.
Saturday, June 1, Whites of Westport, Westport, Mass.
Saturday, August 10th, Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania.
Friday and Saturday, August 16th and 17th, Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia.
Saturday, October 9th, which is wrong, wrong again.
That is now Friday, right?
We didn't change it on the sheet?
No, you didn't, fellas, and it really doesn't surprise me.
It's Friday, October 18th, the Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut.
Friday, November 15th, the Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York,
and the New Year's Eve back at the beautiful Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, New York.
I'll change this right now.
Friday the 18th.
Go to nickdip.com.
Take a vibration.
I hate to be going after the president,
but I'm siding against him on a couple things today.
I don't know how you can get this wrong.
Another birth certificate controversy.
You remember the left says that Trump was behind the whole birther thing,
and that's why he's a racist and all that horse shit.
I still don't know where Obama's from.
Anyways, get this right.
President Trump gets his father's country of birth wrong again.
Donald Trump has said his father, Fred, was born in Germany.
But it was all lies.
Despite the fact he was actually born in New York City.
How do you get that wrong?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I minor thing but i have to follow this story how would you not know where your dad was born why are you in a tank top put the camera on yourself
what the fuck yeah look at those pipe cleaners
what you doing wetting balls you are the definition of a twink man this fucking i hope
this gay fella's watching they'll be getting a nut off right now look at even marvell but next year's
embarrassed it's not the first time listen to this this is trump my father's from germany right
was german he's saying right like he's asking the press uh was german born in a very wonderful
place in germany called dachau no So I have a great feeling for Germany.
It's not the first time
he's got it wrong, they say.
In July 2018, talking to CBS News
about the European Union,
he said, don't forget, both my parents
were born in the EU sectors, okay?
I mean, my mother was Scotland,
my father was Germany.
No, Hitler was Germany.
So he doesn't know where his father was my father was germany no hitler was germany so he his father he doesn't know where
his father was born mr trump's grandparents on his father's side were indeed born in germany
before moving to the united states but fred trump of we called him frump was born in New York City. U.S. website The Smoking Gun last year published a photo.
It said was of Fred Trump's birth certificate,
which lists his place of birth at 539 East 177th Street on October 11th, 1905.
And Trump said, I don't know nothing about that.
Ryan, where was your dad born?
Yonkers, New York.
Are you sure it wasn't Germany?
I'm almost positive.
Jason, where was your dad born?
Somewhere in Jersey.
Oh, I was hoping you were going to say Germany.
It may have been Brooklyn, actually.
Okay, but we know it wasn't Germany,
even with a name like that.
It wasn't Germany.
You're German, right, with that name?
Yes.
How do you say your last name?
Birkelbeck?
Birkelbach.
Birkelbach.
Jason Birkelbeck.
Clink, you are an idiot.
I don't know, Mr. Birkelbach.
General Birkelbach, I have nothing to do with.
It's all gone.
Clink, you are an idiot.
That was Burke Halter.
Hogan's Heroes
is one of the funniest
goddamn shows ever.
Can you imagine today
Hollywood trying to make
a comedy about fucking Germany
in the prison of Wookiee?
It would have to be
all black actresses and lesbian actresses.
We just, we're not interested.
Chick-fil-A.
I'm so sick of, here's where I believe there's a gay agenda run by six gay guys on the planet.
I don't.
Chick-fil-A banned from Buffalo Airport for anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, which is such bullshit.
After hospitality management, Delaware North and Niagara Frontier Transportation Authority,
that's known as FTA, approved of plans to incorporate Chick-fil-A into its airport renovations plans,
Democrat, naturally, Assembly sean ryan called upon the
authority friday to reverse its decision we've been through this a thousand fucking times
by the end of the day ryan said the privately held family restaurant business was banned from the
airport project well congratulations you fucking fascist left-wing jackoff. When Ryan heard of NFTA's decision to include Chick-fil-A in its plans,
the Democrat took to Twitter to say he was disappointed by the plan.
Chick-fil-A has a long history of supporting and funding anti-LGBTQ organizations,
Ryan said, which is a fucking crock of shit.
Liar, liar, liar, whore, you know it.
In fact, the San Antonio City Council
recently rejected a plan
to open a Chick-fil-A
at the San Antonio International Airport
due to the company's
discriminatory advocacy.
So because I have no mind of my own,
let's do what San Antonio does
and let's not look into it.
The Assemblyman touted New York's ban
on state-funded travel to North Carolina,
saying, okay, now he's talking to North Carolina, saying the state engaged in transgender discrimination when it voted to protect the privacy and safety of its citizens by continuing single-sex bathrooms and other legal and civic distinctions between biological males and females. Yeah, that's because that's the fucking truth of it, you idiot.
Who the fuck said that?
Sean Ryan.
Who's the slimy little communist shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Ugh.
Anyways. Anyways, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announced Thursday he plans to investigate whether the San Antonio City Council violated the First Amendment when it banned the restaurant from its airport because of its owner's Christian values.
Robert Trevino, San Antonio District 1 City Council, moved to ban Chick-fil-A from its list of airport vendors.
However, Texas Republican Chip Roy tweeted a letter
he sent to the San Antonio City Council,
which he reacted to Trevino's comments.
And I agree with this.
He says, targeting individuals, organizations, or corporations
for carrying out their deeply held religious beliefs
in accord with our laws and consistent with many Americans'
similarly held religious beliefs is hardly making San Antonio
a champion of equality and inclusion.
I couldn't have said that better.
You are correct, sir.
The people that founded Chick-fil-A, a real Christian, Christian people, okay,
they believe in all that stuff.
And they don't believe in gay marriage.
And years ago, they actually contributed to a foundation that's against gay, whatever.
What happened to it's a corporation?
It's a private corporation.
By the way, they have over 140,000 employees, straight, gay, black, white, Indian, with
hair, lips, people in wheelchairs.
They have donated to all kinds of charities.
They do nothing but good fucking work.
But once again, we live under this malaise of,
I'm a gay victim, whatever.
Meanwhile, the kids on college campuses,
this is Ryder College,
they voted, they wanted, they had a choice.
They picked Chick-fil-A,
because it's a great food,. They voted. They wanted. They had a choice. They picked Chick-fil-A because it's a great food to be on their campus.
But no, the administration up there over, you know, they overrid that.
Fuck what the kids want.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Yeah, I went into a Chick-fil-A once and I saw one of the managers beating up a guy in a dress.
I couldn't even finish my chicken wings.
It's a great company.
And by the way, it's, you know, it's popular because people get treated right there.
They've never turned away a gay person in their life. They have gay people probably working there. They've never turned away a gay person in their life.
They have gay people probably working there.
So what more do they have to do?
Fucking.
Chick-fil-A was slated to become
one of Santonio's
airport vendors. The restaurant is now
on track to become the third largest fast
food chain in the United States.
Catching up to publicly
traded competitors such as McDonald's
and Wendy's.
Go in the fucking kitchen and give me
my big piece of chicken!
His spokesman
from Chick-fil-A, while some have questioned
the motives behind our donations, this is actually from, um, it's on their website.
Uh, company continues to uphold the biblical principles that guided the founding of its business by S. Truitt Cathy.
I'm questioning the motives behind our donations.
We want to take a moment to reiterate the mission and focus of the Chick-fil-A Foundation, which has always been, always will be, to donate to programs that support a diverse array of youth and educational programs nationwide.
The 140,000 people who serve customers on a daily basis represent and embrace all people,
regardless of race, gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or gender.
But that's not enough.
That's not enough because they donated a few dollars about 20 years ago.
Un-fucking-believable.
This is what people hate.
This is how Trump got elected because you jerk-offs keep imposing your worldview on people.
You don't want to have a rational discussion.
Even when things are wrong and made right, you won't acknowledge it,
whether it's fucking slavery
or Chick-fil-A
donating money.
She has every fucking,
they have every right
to run the company
the way they want.
Oh, my fucking word.
According to the restaurant's website, in 2018, Chick-fil-A was recognized for customer experience in the Tempkin Experience Ratings.
It was named Best Franchise Brand by Airport Revenue News.
But you wouldn't want that at your fucking shitty airport in Buffalo, where I can get a BLT made of goat nuts.
Give me a fucking break.
where I can get a BLT made of goat nuts.
Give me a fucking break.
Also in 2018, Chick-fil-A was presented with the Glassdoor Employees Choice Award when they threw two gay guys through a glass door.
No, that's not.
What the?
Glassdoor Employees Choice Award for being among the top 100 best places to work.
Yeah, they sound like a real threat.
Additionally, Chick-fil-A was included in Glassdoor's top 100 CEOs.
The restaurant was included as well in 2018 Forbes list of best employers
and as a National Society of High School Scholars top employer.
So they're hiring kids out of high school.
Everybody seems to love them, but a couple of fucking pissed off Democrats from New York.
Do you politicize everything?
I'd like to stick a fucking chicken leg up your ass.
Anyways, Ryan, anything?
I look over there.
You look like a point guard from a gay school.
Sean Ryan shames the name of Ryans everywhere, and I have super chats.
Go ahead.
Give me the super chat.
Anderson Fast Hands says, I honestly hope they don't talk about Biden's touching during the election.
It hurt Trump more than help him. Instead, the CIA should just take him out.
I don't know what any of that means.
It didn't hurt Trump at all, actually.
It's completely wrong.
Trump at all, actually. It's completely wrong. When they did such a transparent thing as to try to take him down with a videotape that NBC had sitting on a shelf for five years, so it was
all timed. You know what that did? It fueled a lot of people like me to go, fuck them, people on the
fence. But you're welcome to your opinion. Go ahead. Chanel Julio says,
didn't I see Nadler in a stomach-stapling infomercial?
Doesn't he look like,
now that he's lost 300 pounds,
he looks like when you let the air out of a tire.
That's like Al Roka.
Looks like a fucking deflated wetsuit
when he lost all that weight.
Terry Kristofalski says, Nick, you rock.
All you brothers donate to the truth.
Amen.
Donate, please.
Please donate.
Please.
And go to Cameo.com.
I'll fucking eviscerate anybody you want me to eviscerate.
Or I'll say hi to your sister who's got the nice ass like a georgia peach but again the lazy eye is keeping her from having fun um
anything else anderson fast hands says fuck this planet mate mate that's australia i'm guessing
yeah i feel that way too anderson was it yeah i i i've i'm glad i'm 57 i gotta be honest with you after
reading the results of those elections in chicago and all these socialist democrats winning i mean
you are watching uh you are watching the greatest society in the history of this planet commit
fucking suicide it's really gross. Luckily, you know,
57, I'm smoking like a fiend.
I'll be out of here soon.
Every time I light up a cigarette,
I go, this could kill you.
And I go, wait a minute,
I want to die soon.
Anything else there, cutie?
Mark Howard donated
and didn't say anything,
but hi, Mark Howard.
Hi, Mark Howard.
And I love that.
Who doesn't? I love those transactions. Here's some money. Hi, Mark Howard, and I love that. Who doesn't want...
I love those transactions.
Here's some money.
I don't even want to talk to you.
That's sort of what I do when I used to get prostitutes.
You pay them to shut up.
I mean male ones.
I wouldn't.
The girls are dirty.
Go ahead.
Anderson Vasthands paid us in Swedish krones,
so I guess he's from Sweden.
More krones, huh? I've got so many krone contributions, I have krone's disease. Anderson Fast Hands paid us in Swedish Krones so I guess he's from Sweden more Krones huh
I've got so many Krone contributions
I have Krones disease
that's when I have to shit my pants every three minutes
and finally tonight
oh one thing related to the Chick-fil-A story
Dean resigns over New Jersey University's
choice to ban Chick-fil-A on campus
this was back
in march okay following writer university's decision to block chick-fil-a from coming to
campus a dean is stepping down from her position the school's decision words about the restaurant's
values clash with her beliefs as a christian woman since cynthia newman dean of the college
of business administration explained in a february 14th letter to faculty resigning from her role as is a Christian woman. Cynthia Newman, Dean of the College of Business Administration,
explained in a February 14th letter to faculty she's resigning from her role as dean.
Chick-fil-A, listen,
corporate values have stirred controversy.
Oh, they stirred controversy in 2012,
seven years ago,
when its president spoke against same-sex marriage,
which the president,
that fucking guy who owns a business
has every right to,
and news reports revealed the company donated to organizations opposed to same-sex marriage, which the president, that fucking guy who owns a business, has every right to. And news reports reveal
the company donated to organizations
opposed to same-sex marriages.
Gee, I wonder if there's any fast food places
run by people who donated to Planned Parenthood.
Because you know what?
I'm not fucking eating there anymore.
Is that how we're going to play this game?
You fascist fucks.
I enjoy a good Chick-fil-A sandwich.
I don't care if they dislike fags I have had the chicken tenders
anyways you get it
she resigned because she's a Christian woman
and they wouldn't have Chick-fil-A on her campus
good for you
she's putting her money where her chick-eating mouth is
I didn't get to this yesterday
what is going on at dodges stadium
after rafael reina i've done 19 stories today i haven't mentioned one joe johnson or tom wilson
it's a country that's not working anymore after rafael reina viciously attacked in dodges stadium
park a lot of fans call for better security police is still looking for a man who attacked It's not working anymore. After Rafael Reina viciously attacked in Dodger Stadium parking lot,
fans called for better security.
Police are still looking for a man who attacked Rafael,
45-year-old Rafael Reina in the Dodger Stadium parking lot,
leaving him on life support with a fractured skull.
The suspect reportedly confronted Reina as he walked to his car
after Friday night's extra inning game against the Diamondbacks.
See, Arizona, Los Angeles, you know.
Reina was on the phone with his wife, Crystal, when the Diamondbacks. See, Arizona, Los Angeles, you know. Rainier was on the phone with his wife, Crystal,
when the attack happened.
She told the station in an emotional interview
that she could hear someone yelling at her husband
and then heard a loud thump.
She remained on the phone as strangers tended to her husband.
The father, of course, was taken to County U.S. Medical Center,
USC Medical Center,
where he was placed on fucking life support, okay?
Of course, everybody's blaming security
at Dodger Stadium.
Why don't you blame the fact
that you live in a city
that welcomes criminals,
a sanctuary city?
You live in a city
that for the last 20 years,
main goal is to import everybody
from all over the fucking world.
You have nothing in common.
You're at Dodger Stadium.
You don't speak the same languages.
You don't like the same music. You don't like the same
music. And it's not just L.A. This is going to be true of this country everywhere. But that's really
to blame. OK, if you say learn English and accept our cultures, that's racist. This is what you got.
You have nothing in common with the people you sit next to. Everybody hates everybody. And it's
not fucking working. And this is not the first time somebody could beat within an inch of their lives
at Dodger Stadium.
But don't blame security.
You really think you can increase security so they're everywhere?
And this is not going to fucking happen?
It's just, I don't blame her because she's distraught.
Her husband's about to die.
She says, I shouldn't have to be dealing with this.
You know, whoever did this to him is out there having his life.
My husband's fighting for his, which is all true.
Police believe the suspect, who police believe is in his 20s,
drove off in a white SUV, possibly a Toyota 4Runner.
Of course, they won't mention race,
even though the guy was Hispanic that got beat up.
Now Dodgers fans are wondering what the team is doing to make sure they're safe, especially.
That's your first instinct?
Why don't you ask yourself stuff a little deeper?
Why does this keep happening at Dodger Stadium?
What's wrong with society?
Not with fucking security.
It's a bigger question.
I just feel sorry for him and his family.
They need to do something better for security for reasons for people who come out to watch the game.
Manuel Cruz.
Crystal Rain is also left with many unanswered questions.
We're a huge Dodger fan family, and this is how they treat their fans.
Don't blame them.
All due respect, Miss Raina,
I know you're distraught and you should be.
Don't blame them.
Blame the scumbag who did it.
The LAPD says security has not been increased
at the ballpark since the attack.
Yeah, well, I mean,
I'm sure they have a budget too.
Anyhow, if you guys remember this,
it's becoming one of the most dangerous places.
This guy wrote an article with the experience he had.
I'll read it real quick to end the show.
Opening day, 2011.
Do you remember Brian Stowe, San Francisco Giant fan,
brutally beaten in the parking lot by two Georgia fans?
You know, colors, gangs, got the wrong hat on.
Real deep thinking.
Stowe, a paramedic and father of two, sustained severe injuries to his brain and skull,
and he was placed into a medically induced coma following the incident.
This apparently is what's going on in fucking Dodgers Stadium.
And I beat up every white person.
Claiming that cutbacks in stadium security led to the
attack, the Stowe family filed a
lawsuit against the Dodgers' informant Frank
McCoy. Just last week, a minor fender
bender in the Dodgers' stadium parking lot
led to the beating of a driver and the arrest
of four people. So, again,
do you really think it's a security
problem or that you're just fucking amongst a bunch of
animals? A bunch of angry people
who don't like each other because you have nothing in common not just la but especially la right now
but you know have your sanctuary city invite more criminals in he said this guy wrote the article
my most terrifying moment at a sporting event took place at Dodgers Stadium in May of 2005.
I got tickets for the entire family.
We made the trek from Anaheim to Chavez Ravine.
As the game continued and the Angels built a larger league,
the animosity between the two sets of fans grew.
Friendly banter gradually turned into contentious attacks.
About 15 feet away, I saw an Angels fan shove a Dodgers fan,
followed by the Dodgers fan punching the Angels fan in the face,
throwing him down three rows of seats.
More and more fights broke out,
and it got to the point where we no longer felt safe.
My dad said it was time we head home.
While exiting the ballpark, we saw a brawl take place in front of one of the concession stands
where a crowd of people were.
This is third-world behavior.
And L.A., make no mistake about it,
is a third-world shithole now.
Just look at the tents
along in Anaheim. Look at all the
homeless shit in LA.
It's disgusting. But it's run by
libs. As I exited
the gates, a man grabbed my arm, pointed
to my angel shirt and hat and said
I'd take that off if I were you.
I stuffed the hat under my shirt and put my neutral colored
sweatshirt on. That's what it's come to.
I've been to countless games at several venues around the country,
including AT&T Park, Angel Stadium, Wrigley Field, Yankee Stadium.
Not once did I feel unsafe.
Following the Brian Stowe beating, the Dodgers made a concerted effort
to increase security at the stadium.
In fact, their efforts may have helped the most recent incident from getting worse.
But can increase,
he asked the question that I do,
but can increase security
stop another violent attack from happening?
What is the cause of this?
Is it something specific about the fan base?
Is it the sale of alcohol?
Yes and yes on both those.
Yes and yes on both those.
And I just told you why.
Multiculturalism,
get a few beers in you and shit. Now you're
wearing a red hat. He's got a blue one on. It's primitive fucking behavior. And again,
Sanctuary City, invite more people who are undereducated, poor, and get angry when their
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