The Nick DiPaolo Show - Nothing To Bragg About | Nick Di Paolo Show #1239

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

Hawley triggers woke professor. Bragg a racist. LeBron James hates America. A FL man... A-hole little league coach. Woman crawls through McDonalds drive-through window....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Excuse me. Here's Nick. I got no joke today. I'll give it to you anyways. Good to be with you. Great show tonight. Buddy Hackett, Sophia Loren,
Starting point is 00:00:55 and Rich Little, the man of a thousand titnables. All right. Let's get on with the show. Folks, the show's entirely supported, as you know, by you, the listeners.
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Starting point is 00:01:20 through this show, unfiltered the way it should be in the United States of America. You can contribute at nickdip.com, and I'll read your name on the air. So thank you guys so much in advance. Let's get on with this thing, okay? When fantasy meets reality. Story number one, Senator Josh Hawley, who I love.
Starting point is 00:01:42 He's a smart white lawyer. number one, Senator Josh Hawley, who I love. He's a smart white lawyer and a law professor, Senator Josh Hawley and a law professor from Berkeley engaged in a heated back and forth. The minute I read that, I went, oh my God, this is like Ali at his prime versus a girl in a wheelchair with cerebral palsy. Nick, what does that mean? You know what the fuck it means. They are superior to us physically, okay? And we have a little bit of an edge on them, but we're not the smartest. And the Chinese have the edge on us, and the Jews have an edge on all of us. Facts is facts. Imagine Libs hearing that. They would shit their pants. Berkeley, anyways, a black female Berkeley professor
Starting point is 00:02:26 engaged in heated back and forth about who can get pregnant. Imagine that. This is where we are in 2022. Who can get pregnant at a Senate hearing on abortion Tuesday with a teacher accusing the Republican of pursuing what else, folks? If you're not a racist, what else are you? Yeah, a transphobic. She accused him of using a transphobic
Starting point is 00:02:48 line of questioning. God, the minute they start calling names, you know, they'll lose it. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I thought Josh Hawley lost his shit there, but the Missouri Republican was questioning
Starting point is 00:03:03 Kiara Bridges. Thinking of a bridge jog, it's no good. At the Senate Judiciary Committee, hearing about the abortion restriction case, Dobbs v. Jackson, woman's health organization, that led to the Supreme Court to strike down Roe v. Wade last month. I've got to trim the mustache. It's tickling my nose again. Jesus Christ, I might shave this whole thing. The testy exchange began when Josh Hawley said he wanted to clear one thing up, and Aspridge is this. You've referred to people with a capacity for pregnancy. Would that be women? Many women, cis women, have the capacity for pregnancy. Many that be women?
Starting point is 00:03:48 Many women, cis women, have the capacity for pregnancy. Many cis women do not have the capacity for pregnancy. There are also trans men who are capable of pregnancy as well as non-binary people who are capable of pregnancy. So this isn't really a women's rights issue. We can recognize that this impacts women while also recognizing that it impacts other groups. Those things are not mutually exclusive senator holly oh so your view is that the core of this this right then is about what so um i want to recognize that your line of questioning um is transphobic and it pause here's where she's getting beat by the smarter white fella and here comes the named calling he cornered her by that question by asking what's the core of it she can't answer that right away she might as
Starting point is 00:04:35 well have said cracker but but but in a nice tone uh you're transphobic again when you argue with a liberal when they start with a calling you read read the name calling, you've won. You fucking won. This is a mismatch. And what a fucking arrogant, condescending tone she uses too. I don't like you, lady. I don't care what color you are. Anybody at Berkeley,
Starting point is 00:04:57 when's the last time you washed your pitch, you stink bitch? Anyways, that's some commentary you won't hear on Hannity tonight. Go ahead. Opens up trans people to violence. She's a little whore. Yes, she is.
Starting point is 00:05:08 And a little piece of trash. Oh, take it easy. My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off. It should be. It spends its life between your filthy legs. But are we allowed to call it a vagina, though?
Starting point is 00:05:21 No. No. I guess you're right. I don't know what you'd call it, vagina, though? No. No. I guess you're right. I don't know what you'd call it, though. A baby hole? No. But even that's sexist and transphobic. Don't whisper.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, well, no. She says, I think it goes on here. Or am I thinking of Gutfeld's monologue? I can't remember. Yeah, it's, they refer to women now as a birthing person. How sexist is that? You're a fucking baby oven. Seriously.
Starting point is 00:05:52 They're fucking, it's come full circle. They're denigrating women. He continued by asking Bridges, is this how you run your classroom? Which I love. Are you students allowed to question you? Because if you've ever seen clips of people filming a lib teacher, you know, and he doesn't know the cameras rolling like she, they don't. They shut people down who, you know, it's, oh my God. Can we just get it on, please?
Starting point is 00:06:18 What do you mean, Nick? Have sex. He's talking to Dallas. We have a good time in my class. She says, you should join us, she said. What a smart-mouthed little whore. Yeah! Thank you. That's her talking to her class. Somebody asked her a question about, maybe you're wrong, Miss
Starting point is 00:06:40 Kiara Brimstone. What? I have no fucking idea what I'm saying. But I loved it. I just love when he cornered her. Right away the name calling comes up. Your shit doesn't hold water, lady. It's not gonna. People, we, it, it, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:55 the biology, male, female, that's been going on for, I don't know, since the fucking first person ever stepped on a planet, first cave. It's worked fine. And you can do whatever you want again that's marxism they're trying to throw a monkey wrench into how our society how we got to the top and biden and the rest of the company the radical leftists are trying to bring the motherfucking up watch about you got to watch tucker carlson's first, 20 minutes of his show, his monologues.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I don't care if you're going to go, oh, the guy's brilliant. Talked about the energy thing last night and how all the countries that have signed on to this Green New Deal thing, all the countries, and they signed on it a few years ago, a fucking cratering economically. I mean, cratering. Every single one, not an exception. It was phenomenal. I used to watch your whole show. I can't now.
Starting point is 00:07:52 You know why? Because there's midget mud wrestling on here locally in Savannah. I'll tell you. Let's move on to another dope. You notice how, you know, black female professors, every time you watch an interview, now we get Alvin Bragg, the most racist black guy in, he's the DA in New York City. When I watch a guy like this, obviously Soros appointed or whatever. No different to that black broad in Missouri. Remember? Prosecuting a white couple, defending their
Starting point is 00:08:22 own house. These are all, they're not elected not elected they're appointed this guy just out and out hates white people and he does it by not just white people he's on that on the team of going after working class people taxpayers middle class he's literally letting criminals run free most of them the same color as him, ironically, and fucking raise havoc. And chilling surveillance. This has been on the news. I ignored it for the first few days because I just, I don't know. I don't know what I can show.
Starting point is 00:09:01 I'm just tired of talking. But anyways, I ignored it as long as I can. Chilling surveillance. You guys have all seen it by now. But anyways, I ignored it as long as I can. Chilling surveillance. You guys have all seen it by now, but the story keeps advancing. Chilling surveillance videos capture the events that led to a deadly confrontation between a Manhattan bodega, as Jill Biden would say, a bodega clerk and his assailant earlier this month. clerk and his assailant earlier this month. The first clip released by the NYPD on July 5th showed ex-con Martin Simon, guy's been in and out of prison, can tell by his hair, can't judge a book by his cover, fucking lick my European ass, showing store clerk Jose Alba, 61 years old,
Starting point is 00:09:40 Hispanic, I'm guessing, don't play no game, against the wall after the younger man walked behind the register of the Blue Moon Convenience. I know I've been in there. Oh, there's a Blue Moon Diner, too. Convenience store in Hamilton Heights. I haven't been on that one. On July 1st, police say Simon attacked Alba after the 35-year-old man's girlfriend got into an argument with a clerk because she couldn't pay for a bag of chips.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Her debit card wasn't working or his machine wasn't working. So that's a good reason to lose your shit and go get your killer boyfriend to sick on a guy twice his age because that's the mentality for a certain segment of the population who has no conflict resolution. Can you imagine? I'm not shitting you, there are two young kids better behaved because she couldn't, her debit card didn't work or whatever, she fucking loses her shit and gets this violent
Starting point is 00:10:37 creep who just happens to be out of jail for five minutes. It's so fucking, and he comes in and pushes this old guy into a chair. There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind! The footage showed Alba attempting to walk away, that's the bodega guy, from the young kid Simon after being shoved, then plunging a knife into his neck.
Starting point is 00:11:02 That's after Simon grabbed him by the back of the neck and was walking him out to do who knows what. And so the bodega owner sticks him in the neck and torso repeatedly as the two wrestle with each other. Alba has insisted he stab Simon out of self-defense. Anybody can see that. But he was still, thanks to Alvin Bragg, charged with murder, angering supporters, including Mayor Adams.
Starting point is 00:11:32 No, that's ignorant. Can you imagine watching that? Are we going to show? I can't remember. Do we have? All right, hold on. On Saturday, a new video was released. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:11:41 It keeps getting advanced. That showed Alba attempting to avoid confrontation with simon moments before the stabbing he he he's like papa papa i don't need no pro watch this and can you imagine brag watching this as a da and going originally they had him 250 000 bought originally and then he thought about it or whatever. Got too much blowback. He says, the guy should be disbarred. And fucking Mayor Adams,
Starting point is 00:12:13 Mr. Law and Order, finally. Oh, you see it our way? Anyways, watch, this is the old guy trying to avoid being beat up. I know,
Starting point is 00:12:22 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
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Starting point is 00:12:24 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
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Starting point is 00:12:24 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, avoid being beat up. Okay. So only played out a thousand times in this country. Take your sticking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. That was uncalled for. How about the guy gum?
Starting point is 00:12:55 Just trying to get a pack of gum. Hello? I just needed some search. I didn't want to witness it. I didn't see the cops come in. I've watched this a few times. I didn't realize they got there. What a horrible planet we're on right now, man. So, and, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:12 take it into context with the crime and murder being out of control in all these cities, especially New York. And again, you don't like to see somebody lose their life, even a scumbag like that. But what is he supposed to do, a guy like that, trying to make a living? By the way, those guys, they work like 16-hour days. I've seen them.
Starting point is 00:13:32 I lived in New York. You buy a pack of gum at 9 in the morning. You go by there at midnight, and he's still there. A lot of them live, like, right above or whatever. On Sunday, the Post obtained more footage from a different angle that showed the moment Albo was apparently slashed by Simon's girlfriend as he stabbed her beau. The footage appeared to show Simon's gal pal pulling a knife from her purse, attempting to grab Alba's arm and then stabbing him.
Starting point is 00:13:59 You fat, nasty, black bitch. Watch your mouth. The footage showed Simon lying at the back of the register in a pool of blood while Alba is seen in the background still holding the bloody knife. Initially, stupid, racist Alvin Bragg's prosecutors declined to charge the woman. Can you imagine? Who stabbed the bodega? I saw Judge Jeanine on TV. I said, it doesn't matter if it was in the
Starting point is 00:14:25 she's it's a it's a felony whatever she did imagine this fat jerk off went wow you know what i'm black she's black this is the mentality i swear to god uh you know she didn't do anything how he still has a job today is fucking beyond me. It just goes to show you folks, this is an intentional effort to take this way of life down our country. A woman who stabbed bodega clerk Jose Alba, arguing that she was just defending her boyfriend. Can you fucking imagine? You're out of order. You're out of order. The whole trial is out of order. They're out of order. Can you fuck? Let's reverse the races, by the way. Let's do that. Right? Have the bodega guy be black, white woman, white boyfriend. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:15:14 no problem there. Right, Mr. Bragg, you fat fuck? You know what I think? Thugs hate cops. Well, he's the top cop. Why don't you fucking rough him up like you do cops on the street? I'm not implying to do that. I'm just saying that would be funny, wouldn't it? Fucking walrus pig face. This, though she began the deadly altercation by bringing Austin Simon, her irate ex-boyfriend, into the store and forcing the 6-year-old Albert to act in self-defense.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Somehow Bragg still thinks the bodega worker was the aggressor. Is he retarded? After meeting with the United Bodega, do you hear that, Jill? Bodegas, not Bogadas, of America Leaders Tuesday, Braers, hinting that he might drop the second degree murder charge against Alba with $250,000 bail filed after Simon died at the hospital. Ah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:15 And if you don't, you better fucking watch the fuck out. No cops. I can't wait for the next, well, I don't want to see a cop shot, but the next time there's a funeral, you want to see another cop's turn their back? They won't even fucking look at this guy. Imagine being a cop, risking your life. They still have to do their jobs.
Starting point is 00:16:33 But you wonder why when they don't do their jobs, why they sit in the car and watch shit? You could arrest a punk like that, right? You put him away that night, the next day you see him on the streets again. You know. Again, yet the same surveillance video that led to Alba getting a much lower $5,000 bond in winning release from Rikers also shows the woman assaulting him.
Starting point is 00:16:59 What would have befallen, and they asked the question, what would have befallen the poor clerk if the video evidence was unavailable? Imagine that. If there was no camera there, the guy would be rotting in jail. Bragg's refusal to charge a bodega attacker's girlfriend with anything is fresh proof he's effectively pro-criminal, as he's shown from day one of his term.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Who the fuck do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who the fuck? Hey, wait a minute. That sounds like me when my wife changes a channel when I'm watching TV.
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Starting point is 00:18:13 In our Libs Eatin' Libs segment tonight, LeBron, the Queen James. I used to defend this guy when he first came up and everybody was getting him shit when he went from whatever to Miami. Remember? They had the big ceremony thing. And I said the guy worked his balls off, whatever the fuck.
Starting point is 00:18:32 And it's America. You go, you have every right. But boy, right after I started defending him, and I listened to his interview, he hid it for a while what an arrogant America-Haiti he was. He was smart. He played it. Now he's king. The world has all the money in the bank.
Starting point is 00:18:44 He shows his true. Again, I'd say there's about 3% of the black population that likes this country. The rest of them would just go through life holding a chip on their shoulder because of slavery. That's a mature way to go through life, by the way. LeBron James has finally spoken up about Brittany Griner, my girlfriend, or Grineer it right the wmba star languishing
Starting point is 00:19:08 in a russian jail on drug charges and he has said this this is on that show called the shop on hbo fucking hbo you ought to die too in a house fire can't believe i work for you fucks although it was chris rock that was one of the funniest shows ever. But they never gave me a sniff after that. Fucking everybody over there. You talk about Marxist pieces of shit. Let's listen to the jerk off with a Muslim beard. Talk about how he feels. I've been there over 110 days.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Now how can she feel like America has her back? I would be feeling like, do I even want to go back to America? Un-fucking-real. So, do you really, you're that simple, LeBron? You think in 110 days they haven't made any effort to get her back? Is that what you're saying? Do you think it's easy?
Starting point is 00:19:58 One call, and, you know, Putin's gonna go, yeah, right, you know. Guy's a billionaire, or he's gonna be, if he's not a billionaire yet. And move to fucking China where you'd be happy and you could watch people in your sneakers. I just don't. You pompous, stock-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole. Power forward.
Starting point is 00:20:30 James, who is infamously anti-American despite becoming a billionaire in this country, commented during HBO's The Shop. The Shop. James, they should call it The Shoplifting Guys. Oh, that's racist shit. I know, but hey, it's a joke. I love the guy. Anyway, James is responding to the claim
Starting point is 00:20:49 that the Biden administration has not done enough. Well, how do you know that, fuckstain? To get her out of Russian jail cell. Well, you know, why are we listening to you? Who gives a fuck what you think? Brittany Griner. Well, Grineer, I don't know what it is. Yeah, she is being electrocuted in her toes.
Starting point is 00:21:07 What the fuck is going on there? What a, ugh. By the way, she's married to a woman. Surprise, surprise. Could be a good person. I don't know, but you know what? I'm going to say no. Brittany Griner was in Russia playing for a Russian basketball team
Starting point is 00:21:21 during the WNBA offseason. I like that about her. Seriously, that's good work ethic. You're offseason, you play. I like that about her. Seriously, that's good work, I think. You're offseason, you play. I'm sure she's getting dull, right? When she tried to leave the country, she was arrested in February for having a vape cartridge infused with CBD in her luggage. No big deal in this country, right? I'm guessing. But over there, especially if you're an American, she was arrested and charged with possession of an illegal drug in February and has spent every day since. This is since February, March, April, May, June, July.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Every day since she's been spent in jail. What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? I don't know. It's what LeBron said on the show. Last week, the WNBA player wrote a letter to the Biden administration in crayon, which Joe can read beautifully, pleading for help to get her out from under the Russian legal system. Who's going to fuck with her in jail?
Starting point is 00:22:17 However, she also pleaded guilty to possessing the vape cartridge. Okay. It's hard to say if Greiner would agree with LeBron's statement. After all, she is the millionaire. So it's not hard to agree. What do you mean it's hard if she would agree? After all, she's not the millionaire. She is the millionaire athlete who said that the WNBA should stop playing the national anthem because America is too racist for her taste.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Here she is saying that. And I like vaping a CBD bird. Anyways, do you believe that? You believe, you know, it's too racist, the country, for her taste. Well, enjoy Russia. Seriously. I wish it would happen to more people that worked in the media. The fucking Don Lemons of the world. The Brian Stelters. The fucking Rachel Maddows. Why don't you go somewhere else? Seriously.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I hope she stays there for a long, long... I hope she stays there so long she transitions into, back into, I'm confused. Forget I ever said that. Anyways, I think Laura Ingraham said it best years ago when talking about LeBron when she said this. Shut up and dribble. Amen. I used to say that to my grampy on his way out. Enjoying his morning coffee.
Starting point is 00:23:45 No, no, no, no! Oh, my goodness gracious. In our FLA segment tonight, that would be fucking Lunatic Asylum, Florida. A face-tatted Florida man. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I hope he wasn't on a Microsoft interview.
Starting point is 00:24:01 A face-tatted Florida man has been arrested for fatally shooting his roommate. Now, you know what? You're going to, you'll be surprised at my take on this one. With a pellet gun in May because he was annoying him, officials. Hey, it's as good a reason as any. Well, my wife was snoring if I had a pellet gun. This is weird because you don't really expect to kill somebody with a pellet gun do you I told you what I used to do as a kid this is when I knew I was a little fucked up
Starting point is 00:24:31 my parents yelled at me I had a daisy air rifle and I had my buddy pump it if you pumped it 10 times I would kill pigeons with this thing and shit so I told my buddy pump it no more than twice and I ran down the driveway I wanted him to shoot me in the back
Starting point is 00:24:46 to see what would happen. So I start running. I hear k-k-k-k-k. And I'm like, that's enough. K-k-k-k-k-k. After about six, ping! Broke the skin. Big fucking well stuck out like this.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I said twice. He thinks he's laughing his balls off. That's what my dad said. You're not right in the fucking head for asking. Jesse Hill, 42. Oh, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. I wish I had Jesse's girl. Jesse, he's 42, going on 111.
Starting point is 00:25:24 So he locks this guy out of his house, and the guy is banging on the door, you know, to be let in. A hill who was inside the home with his girlfriend. Oh, this makes more sense now. Trying to get laid, obviously. obviously, with his girlfriend, grabbed a pellet gun and let off a round through a window toward Wilburn, striking him in the chest. Cops later responded to the home after receiving a cryptic 911 call from the residents and found Wilburn dead on the floor covered with a sheet and large furniture pillows.
Starting point is 00:26:09 That's what, honey, are you using that, Ottoman? We got deputies also found a Ruger.22 caliber air rifle that wouldn't kill a goddamn mouse, would it? On the side of the house in some bushes according to the report an autopsy later found that the pellet round had punctured wilburn's lung and uh killed him i mean what are the fucking the suspect bolted the scene to avoid capture and later told friends while in hiding that he didn't think the fatal blast could kill his roommate.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I happen to believe him. I've never heard of... Huh? Very, very, very, very rare has anybody been killed by a pile. I used to shoot pheasants. My grandmother lived next door to us, and she would cook them because she's from Italy.
Starting point is 00:27:03 You would have laughed, Alice, since you're a gun army guy. I pumped. I've told the story probably 20 times on this show, so bear with me. Woke up, I was in high school, a senior in high school. They were building a house next to our house. Just the foundation was up. One morning, I'm woken up by a pheasant making the stupid pheasant sounds. I put the fucking shade up. I look at, there's a pigeon, I mean a pheasant, walking along the foundation. So I have my BB gun right in the closet. I'm in my underwear.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Wouldn't you know I knocked the fucker right off the, I run out there, he's flapping around. I'm pumping BBs into the poor prick. I should have just stomped on his head. Anyways, I bring it up to my grandmother. Can you believe this? I sound like I'm from fucking head. Anyways, I bring it up to my grandmother. Can you believe this? I sound like I'm from fucking Tuscany.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I bring it up to my grandmother. She was all excited. I remember coming home from school that day. Went in to see. She had cleaned. There's the pheasant, all the feathers off. It looks just like a chick or whatever. There's a bowl of BBs.
Starting point is 00:28:01 There must have been 30 BBs. My grandma thought I could reuse them or something. Anyways. Hill's girlfriend told investigators that Hill shot Wilburn through a bedroom window because he was annoyed by his insistence on being let in. How dare he?
Starting point is 00:28:18 Deputies eventually caught up with Hill this past Friday and slapped him with a manslaughter rap. Do back in court on July 20th. What do you do there? I mean, that is, I know, I guess you can't, even if it's a pellet, I don't know. That's a freak accident almost. I don't think he meant to, the poor prick. That guy would not have made a good soldier, though. I don't think, you know, the Taliban uses pellet guns.
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Starting point is 00:30:00 And he's funny that he gives himself credit for, actually. And he's a big fuck, by the way. He's about 6'4", 220. He sends me a picture of him in the gym the other day. He's got the fucking go... I said, you shave that, I'll never talk to you again. He looks like a fucking Broad Street bully from the Flyers in the 70s. Looks like Dave Schultz. Anyways, I think he's behind that whole thing. this sickened me let's move on cockroach of a coach did you guys see this this is america what you know bill hicks used to say average american has the emotional level about an eighth grader i think he was two grades too high actually a texas volunteer little league coach was caught on video roughing up opposing players.
Starting point is 00:30:45 You heard that right. An adult roughing up Little League is because that's the American way. After his team lost over the weekend, according to local reports, I couldn't believe it. I was, yeah, there's the coach in the blue. And the game's over. His team lost. The opposing team that won there is in the pinstripes.
Starting point is 00:31:13 He's shaking hands, which is a nice traditional thing. It used to be. Hockey players do it. After fighting. After fighting, man. Honest to God. A playoff game, nothing's rougher than a lot of – when you play NHL hockey in a playoff series series you play the same team sometimes up to seven games so there's a lot of personal grudges and you know what they shake hands like nothing ever happened this fucking
Starting point is 00:31:34 punk it's the guy the tall guy in the light blue shirt the adult there watch him fucking smacking around kind of pushing he elbows a kid. Kenneth Wett, his name is. He also serves as a local police officer. Oh, that explains. Why didn't you kneel on the catcher's throat? Too soon? Yeah, exactly. I'm trying, I like cops, you know that. I'm just saying. Some of them are assholes. This might be one of them. Can be seen forcefully slapping the children's hands, even bumping one kid during the end of a game handshake online. What a piece of, check, check them out.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Just watch them. Dig in, dig in, dig in, dig in, dig in. Dig in, dig in, dig in, dig in. Ow, ow, dig in, dig in, dig in. Ow, dig in. Oh, that kid hit me hard. Oh, that kid hit me hard. I got hit right in the head. The kid hit me hard. That coach pulled me back.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Okay. If I could, I'd grab this microphone. I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. Did you fucking, did you hear the poor kid? That guy hit me deserves. That's what she deserves. Did you fucking... Did you hear the poor kid? That guy hit me hard. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:32:51 What a scumbag. You're a real crumbum. Yes, you is. The boys who were slapped can also be heard commenting on how hard they were hit. This is a grown man. He's a cop. Nice judgment. Huh? I don't want to be heard commenting on how hard they were hit. This is a grown man. He's a cop. Nice judgment. Huh?
Starting point is 00:33:06 I don't want to be, you know, I don't want him to come down to a decision in an alleyway whether he's going to shoot you or not. I think he might shoot you if you're sharp lifting chips. Maybe he's a good guy. I don't know. Nothing in the world gives you the right to do that to kids. Victor Torres, a coach from the winning team, told WKHOU, which obviously. You are correct, sir.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Went, who coached a team called the Scorpions for kids nine years old and younger, was officially removed from his position as coach the day after that game. Good. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. Let me give you a tip, Officer Wendt. First of all, that ball look is not good for a cop,
Starting point is 00:33:52 a white guy, especially if you've got blue eyes. You could be Bonnie Fife. They're going to hate your fucking guts. You look like a real Aryan Mama Luke. Pushing kids around, you've got to be. That's the thing why some people hate cops. They have that power. Look, there's good and bad in every profession. We know that. But that's...
Starting point is 00:34:11 Push around little fucking kids. I'd like to do it at the mall, but I don't do it. His actions are unacceptable and do not align with our organization's... I would like once for some company to...
Starting point is 00:34:21 Our organization is in line with that. Those are our values. Fuck the kids. They're spoiled brats. Anyways line with that. Those are our values. Fuck the kids. They're spoiled brats. Anyways, they don't align with our values. We removed him from coaching and from our club about 8.30 a.m. Sunday, said the team in a statement to the TV station. The video has also caught the attention of the Harris County Precinct five constable's office, where Wendt is a sergeant, according to the constable's Facebook page. The office was investigating the video. Uh-oh. However, a parent,
Starting point is 00:34:53 now here's where, again, however, a parent who knows Wendt came to his defense anonymously. Why would he do it anonymously? We have known the Wendt family for two years, and Kenny has always been a great husband, father, and coach. Sure, he punched his daughter in the stomach when she was pregnant at 11. Sure, he kicked his wife's teeth in when she used the wrong lipstick. He spends an extraordinary amount of time in coaching and helping kids and their families both on and off the field, the parents told the TV station. That's faggot stuff.
Starting point is 00:35:27 You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. So I don't know what to believe. Maybe he is, folks. But that doesn't... That says a lot to me. If you can't keep your cool because you're a Little League team, I don't want you arresting me
Starting point is 00:35:44 for anything. That's all I'm saying. Everybody's a nice guy. I mean, Hitler was a nice guy until he started killing Jews. You know what I mean? Maybe he wasn't. Maybe he was a prick right out of high school. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Cheating off the Jewish kids. By the way, Hitler was Jewish. A lot of people don't know that. Finally tonight? McD's, please. This cracked me up. Sometimes when you have a hankering for a specific food there's nothing that'll stop you from satisfying that craving that must have been exactly what this woman
Starting point is 00:36:13 in a now viral TikTok was going through when she climbed through a McDonald's drive-thru window in order to train with other employees to learn how to make some of her McFavorites so right, I'm going black woman, right? But then I'm like training for a job now. Again, folks, you know I'm kidding. I have black neighbors at work three times harder than me.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Judging from the clips, wait, did I go past video? No. Judging from the clips, Tex Overlay, employees at the store were out of sanitary gloves, which prevented them from making Wait, did I go past video? No. Judging from the clip's text overlay, employees at the store were out of sanitary gloves, which prevented them from making meals for customers. It appears... We can go into it now. Oh, I went past her? I did.
Starting point is 00:36:57 All right, this is her... Here's why... Here's what I... Here's the white woman climbed through the window because McDonald's couldn't make food for her. Lady climbs through McDonald's window because we're not taking any more orders, cuz. We have no gloves. She's not playing.
Starting point is 00:37:17 She wants to make her own food. Pause. And here's what I love about black people, okay? That's the right reaction. I mean, that was refreshing, because usually when you see a fast food thing, especially the white woman coming through the window, I thought they were going to throw shit at her and get out of here, you entitled bitch and all that shit.
Starting point is 00:37:45 They fucking found it so funny. Because you know what? It is. As long as she's not hurting anybody. We've seen people get shot. Somebody climbs through to stab you. We've seen all that shit. But she's in a pink skirt.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Like Dallas said, she's kind of cute. So, of course, the brothers didn't have a problem. But that was refreshing to me for them to start laughing. Go, she's kind of cute. So, of course, the brothers didn't have a problem. But that was refreshing to me, for them to start laughing. Go, look at this crazy bitch. Anyways, it appears she decided to take matters into her own hands. Literally.
Starting point is 00:38:18 You're entitled to shit. I'm having a sandwich. After entering the drive-thru, the woman begins clapping for herself and then asks for the manager on duty. It's a training thing, she says, while asking if she has permission to make food with the McDonald's staff.
Starting point is 00:38:33 It's my first day of training, she reiterates, hoping to prevent them from being legally responsible if something goes awry. Many TikTokers thought the woman appeared to be harmless and was tons of fun. She climbed all the way through the window. Let her make it, some guy said, laughing out fucking loud. Yo, I saw her before I left the bar.
Starting point is 00:38:57 What time was this? Another client. She looks kind of fun, though, a third wrote. A few, however, and here they come. They can work leftist politics into anything. A few claimed it was entitled. I guarantee there were white people there, of the woman to come in through the drive-thru window.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Where are you when a black woman throws a shake at somebody or punches somebody in the face at a drive-thru? I've never heard anybody go, that's entitled or whatever the fuck. Can you just have fun you know, that's an anti-white statement and ugh exactly that is it ladies and gentlemen, good for her
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