The Nick DiPaolo Show - Paul Pounces on Fed Up Fauci | Nick Di Paolo Show #576

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

All the WRONG Stuff. Hey Shirley, Respect Your Elder! "IT" is Suing "THEM."

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Hey! Hey! How you Hey, hey. How you going, folks? Great to be with you Wednesday. Quick reminder, no show. Well, we'll put something up tomorrow, maybe a best of or something. And Monday, my producer Matthew has an obligation, so we'll have to figure something out. It'll be entertaining, whatever it is.

So I won't see you live till Tuesday. All right, let's get right to it, I guess. I can't take reading the headline. Is the world just coming apart at the scene? The headlines get more and more violent every... It's just... There's one story I'm not even doing today. Some little girl in a little floaty at the beach with her parents in like,

I don't know where, fucking Brazil, Ecuador. Anyways, her parents got distracted and she floated out a mile and a half from the goddamn coast. See, no. I know I'm cynical and very negative, but they don't want that kid. That's how I take that. Think about how long does it take to float out that far,

a mile from the shore? It doesn't happen in a second. I don't give a shit what the undertow is. Luckily, some guy in a jet ski found her, like a fucking cat strolling around the street. I hope they question those people.

Oh, we were distraught. What were you doing? Having sex in the fucking car in the parking lot? No. If that was me, I would have still saw the kid. Listen. That was a quick cum joke. Let's get right to the show i got nothing other than uh now that floor guy's here today they brought in a machine that i don't know

it sounds like a go by a construction site and or they're laying a new highway that fucking machine that scrapes y'all that's like that like a who concert 1960 anyways let's get to it. Jeffrey Bezos, who, by the way, looks, in my opinion, this is how we know. Oh, he looks like a Muppet there. He does look like, I guess, all the memes of Austin Powers.

No, is it Austin Powers? What's the bald guy Michael Myers does? Austin Powers. Yes, yes. That's what he looks like anyways all the wrong stuff is the headline on Tuesday after his 11 minute launch

to the edge of space Bezos gave 200 million in courage and civility awards the fuck you just make up awards? The sum is split between Chef Jose Andres, who I really like, by the way. Do you know who that guy is? Anytime there's a hurricane or a natural disaster, he is there.

He's a well-known chef, world-renowned. He takes all his equipment to wherever the emergency is and feeds people, the staff, EMTs, anybody. And he's been on CNN many times. So I understand that one. And then CNN personality and social entrepreneur. What the fuck is a social entrepreneur? Van Jones, who's a real lefty, he started out as like a community organizer in Oakland, a real rebel rouser. I got to admit, I kind of like him a little bit. I know you guys are freaking out right now, but I'm just saying when Trump was in office, Van Jones was a little more fair in assessing him when all the Dems are like, oh, this guy's

an idiot. He goes, you guys are underestimating this guy, blah, blah, blah. And he actually saw him giving props at Trump once at how honest Trump was being. But other than that, he's your typical lib. Anyways, why am I mentioning these two yodels? They each get $100 million from Bezos to give to charities and nonprofits of their choice.

100 mil. That's 200 mil total. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? I got to come here and bust my body. Give me the fucking money.

Like Matt's wife said, what did he blow a gasket? I think the blood vessel on his head when he went into outer space you come home boy i'm telling you and and that's actually a good assessment he just said it was the best day ever for him so they caught him in this super good but i swear to god a fucking i don't know if uh i'm trying to think of a fucking evil guy i can't scott peterson i don't know if john wayne gacy came back to life and he was standing there when he landed, he would have got $100 million. The guy was just in a great mood.

But he says this, we need unifiers, not vilifiers. So right away, puts a cowboy hat on. Do you understand his, I think I read his company's worth $1.8 trillion with a tru? We need unifiers, not vilifies. Oh, you mean like Biden, who's telling families to snitch on each other and making up white supremacy? Yeah, unifiers like that? Mm-hmm. Going after Trump's taxes and that.

Yeah, real unifier. He says it's easy to be courageous, but also mean. Try being courageous and civil. Listen to the guy whose employees have to shit in coffee cans because they can't get a break during the day. Paid dog shit. Try being courageous and a unifier. That's harder and way better.

It makes the world better, he says, because they're morally superior. Democrats, good. People on right, bad. That simple. He owns the Washington Post, which is his little left-wing mouthpiece that he uses to misinform everybody. Let's use a phrase they use, misinformation. So don't lecture us about being good and shit.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! sure that's about being good and yeah shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up ah let's uh let's say we have a video of him and then i also i want to thank uh every amazon employee and every amazon customer because you guys paid for all this. So seriously, for every Amazon customer out there and every Amazon employee, thank you from the bottom of my heart very much. Now, he caught shit for saying that.

Of course, online. They just hate successful people. And I know he's got a lot of fault and shit, but he hands out a lot of fucking dough if you do your research um i know his employees uh say thing but i mean he thanked the employers of the company and the people who buy shit i mean where wait what are you nick but they they don't even have dental and i don't give a fuck i'm an unapologetic capitalist i'll do it what i want with my money oh my mommy we just love to attack very successful people now because we're you know we're turning into a socialist shithole we're all supposed to live in mediocrity whether it's the clothes you wear you're all supposed to wear the same shoes nobody

can have nike sneakers you know in fifth grade if the other kids don't. It's just fucking sickening. And I'm not a big fan of Bezos, but you know what? If I had his money, I'd be in a rocket too. I would have went up there with a bunch of fucking strippers, though, and stayed up there for a while. This jerk off goes up with his wife. Was his wife on board?

No. No. She. He said, no, no, no, no. It's not for you. Take the baby out of here. She stinks. Anyways, that was him, and he caught shit for that.

I don't know why. Get this through your head, you... Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you! Don't ever go over my head again, especially in a fucking rocket ship. Don't ever go over my head again, especially in a fucking rocket ship. Don't ever go over my head. You hear me? Anyways, in a video, Basil's comments appears earnest

and elicits chuckles from the news conference audience. But as the Earth's wealthiest person, a centi-billionaire of extreme proportions worth more than $200 billion, the man, you ever think he sits in a supermarket and goes, Count Charcoal is a little more than weighty. I don't know.

The man has been under an intense microscope for his attitude towards America's gaping wealth divide. Yeah. Whose fault is that? Oh, I actually fucking had that in there. Well, whose fault is that? Oh, I actually fucking had that in there. Well, whose fault is that? Exactly. Sorry I became way more successful than anybody on the planet as far as making money. He'll start throwing it around, hopefully.

I'll tell you right now, he looks way better now than he did than Dr. Fucking Evil. He put on weight. He almost looks like a heterosexual. Amazon now employs nearly 1.3 million workers. Excuse me. 1.3 million. You know how much dental that would be? The majority of them scanning and packing goods in warehouses.

In 2018, Amazon was among the first major corporations to raise its starting wage to 15 bucks an hour. He could have went 20, but you know why he didn't? He realizes it hurts the bottom line. And its public relations team has fought the perception of the company as a low-wage employer. In 2020, the company reported that its median wage was $29,700 a year. So what? It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it? Yeah.

Right. Money. He's got a sense of humor about himself. Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO on July 5th exactly 27 years and you people that are whining about the wealth gap and all that shit what he pays his employees and the mean income whatever go out and start your own company

I'm saying just what they say to me when I say Twitter is just a left wing shithole oh go start your own exactly 27 years since he launched the company, but he remains Amazon's biggest shareholder and his wealth is tied to the success of the company now valued at 1.8, get this, trillion with a trough. This is why Bezos has referred to Amazon as his lottery ticket that allowed him to invest in space exploration, about $1 billion a year. Can you imagine throwing a bill into your hobbies? One bill a year? Can you imagine? I'd have the best snorkel equipment around. I don't even snorkel. Ever since Bezos bought the Washington Post and funded a 10,000-year clock inside a mountain.

What? That is not a convenient place when you want to know what time it is. He has face calls to step up philanthropy and more in line with his wealth. Mind your fucking business. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. Last year, Be bezos ex-wife mackenzie phillips no mackenzie scott yeah he can i can see why he traded it in i mean when you're the richest man can you imagine the ass do you understand he could get a 15 year old sweetest

supermodel yeah we're shallow we like tits and ass and you women love the cashish and I don't blame you. So he turned her in for a fucking I think it was a Mercedes XL fucking whatever. Anyways, last year Bezos and his ex-wife, by the way, she's like the richest woman,

Mackenzie Scott topped the list of U.S. charity donors. Well, there you go. Bezos has put some money towards causes such as homelessness, education, and climate change. Maybe he doesn't talk about it and brag about it, folks. I don't know why I'm defending this asshole. I hate him for his politics and the Washington Post because he's a lying cocksucker. But as far as his business goes, good for you. I'm heading towards that money.

I'm going to get in the same bracket. Last week, he gave $200 million to the Smithsonian Institution's National Air and Space Museum. What a waste. Don't ever give money to a museum. Nick, come on. You've got to have a little more culture than that. That's what people say in New York. It's the greatest shitty in the world. Really? People are getting stabbed, raped, fucking mugged on the subway, beaten to death. It's the greatest. Why do you? Well, we have

theaters and museums. Yeah, right. They have that in fucking, you know where too, they have that in fucking you know where too branson missouri albany new york anyways let's move on to a guy who's trying to get wealthy on the pandemics back in my opinion this guy disgraces italians by the way i'm guessing he's italian right fauci it's gotta be must mean Must mean fuck face. Fauci getting grouchy. You know, Rand Paul's been taking this guy to the cleaners. Every time we pull up a clip of Fauci, he's in front of a committee being questioned in D.C. And we showed you a couple of weeks ago, Rand Paul just beating the stuffing out of them. Well, guess what? Round two.

It was like fucking, you know who? Conor McGregor and Poirier again. Only Rand Paul has had enough. And apparently so is Fauci. It got a little ugly. And don't forget, Rand Paul's a doctor. So he sort of knows what he's talking about. Fauci, I don't know what he is.

He's obviously a smart guy, but I think he likes money more than helping people. I could be wrong. Some guy said, look, he's a sweet, I think that was a CNN guy. Anyways, let's take a look at Rand Paul making Dr. Fauci cry. It is a crime to lie to Congress. Do you wish to retract your statement of May 11th where you claimed that the NIH never funded gain-of-function research in Wuhan? Watch his face when he hits the button. Microphone.

Your microphone. Senator Paul, I have never lied before the the congress and i do not retract that statement This paper that you were referring to was judged by qualified staff up and down the chain as Not at our being gain of function What was let me finish take an animal virus and you? Let me finish. You take an animal virus and you increase its ability to humans. You're saying that's not gain of function? Yeah, that is correct.

And Senator Paul, you do not know what you are talking about, quite frankly. And I want to say that officially. You do not know what you are talking about. Okay, you get one person. Let's read from the NIH definition of gain of function. This is your definition that you guys wrote. NIH definition of gain of function. This is your definition that you guys wrote.

It says that scientific research that increases the transmissibility among animals is gain of function. They took animal viruses that only occur in animals, and they increased their transmissibility to humans. How you can say that is not gain of function? It is not. It's a dance. The hell is it? And you're dancing around this because you're trying to obscure responsibility for 4 million people dying around the world. Whoa! Pause!

Oh, my God! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! That's where you fall. I love... Yes! What, are you kidding me? He just put 4 million deaths on this guy's hands.

Huh? Yeah. You know what he was going to do? See his hand right here? He was going to go like this. Rousenstries, rousenstries. It was six million, you idiot. You can make an argument for that, folks.

He just read the definition that Fauci wrote and his people for the gain of function. You take DNA of a virus, mess it around so you can put it in an animal and it can affect fucking humans. It's his definition. He's trying to deny it. Not that I did well in,

well, I did pretty good in physics, but not biology. Anyways, let Fauci continue. Mein Führer. And let's send Dr. Fauci. I have to, well, now you're getting into something. If the point that you are making,

He looks pretty good for guys 80. The grant that was funded as a sub-award from EcoHealth to Wuhan created SARS-CoV-2. That's where you are getting. Let me finish. Wait a minute. I can use some of the evidence reporting that it came from the lab.

And there will be responsibility for those who funded the lab, including yourself. I totally resent. This committee will allow the witness to respond. Shut up, whore. I totally resent the lie that you are now propagating, Senator, because if you look at the viruses that were used in the experiments that were given in the annual reports that were published in the literature. It is molecularly impossible. No one's saying those virus caused it. It is molecularly. Those virus caused the pandemic.

What we're alleging is that gain of function research was going on in that lab and NIH funded it. That is not. Get away from it. It meets your definition and you are obfuscating the truth i'm not obfuscating the truth you are the one i'm expired but i will allow the witness in the background i want everyone to understand that if you look at those viruses and that's judged by qualified virologists and evolutionary biologists yeah are the some of them from the World Health Organization? Are they Chinese? Exactly who are they?

You're lying. Senator, you're lying. Frankly, you don't know what you're talking about. Go ahead. Those viruses are molecularly impossible to result in SARS-CoV-2. We're saying they are gain-of-function viruses because they were animal viruses that became more transmissible in human and you funded it and you admit the truth and you imply Your time has expired and I will allow witnesses who come before this committee to respond. Shut up. You are implying That what we did was responsible for the deaths of individual

i totally resent that and if anybody is lying here senator law is you uh senator smith there's vodka in that bottle in may the senate passed legislation that prohibits u.s agencies from funding funding the Wuhan lab and lawmakers in the House of Representatives have a similar bill in the works. The House Appropriations Committee last week approved an amendment to the NIH funding bill for 2022. We shouldn't be funding shit that's killing us. And by the way, can I just take a regress a little bit? Yeah. If you're watching the news, mass mandates are coming back, Vegas, LA, the variant, and they're sitting there going right on TV, lying to your face going, it's mostly the unvaccinated area, which isn't true because

you'll change your channel and there'll be a doctor going, what worries me is vaccinated people are spreading the new variant. If there's even such a thing. Here's all you need to know, folks, whether it's the new variant, the Delta variant, the India fucking germ, the Chinese germ, you still have a survivability rate. Matter of fact, the new variant is less deadly. If you want to call something, if you're under 70, where you can survive 99.96% of the time, deadly. It's really nothing. When I watch the news and they go, there's a million cases starting over India, that tells me a million people have the sniffles. Unless you're fat and sick already.

I'm so tired of saying it. And the government is going to do, let the, this is what's going to happen to us. Us unvaccinated people restaurants bars all these small businesses are going to say you can't come in unless you have vaccine vaccination pay they're going to force you wherever you work your employer is going to say you got to get vaccinated you know they let the fucking private sector do their dirty work for them that's what's going to happen. So I'm printing out my own vaccine papers.

I'm doing it on a 3D thing. It's great. Little Chinese guy. Anyways, the bill would also prohibit funding for gain-of-function research in Russia. Nah. We don't have a chance.

Russia, China, Iran, and in North Korea. Russia's not doing this shit, too? What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? They just said so. Coke drip. Anyways. Ladies and gentlemen, let me take the time right now to say I'm going back on the road in a few weeks for one show at a very special place on Friday, August 13th.

in a few weeks for one show at a very special place on Friday, August 13th. I'll be in upstate New York at the Coho's Music Hall. This is the historic venue where I shot my Breath of Fresh Air special. I'm working out material now for the next special and would love to have a full house that night. So please come on out if you hadn't got your tickets yet. You can go to get them at nickdip.com and click on Tour. Again, that's one night, August 13th,

at Coho's Music Hall, which is near Albany, New York, and tickets are available now at nickdip.com and click on that Tour button. And if anybody comes in with a mask, I will personally dick slap you. And let me just warn you it's not going to hurt unfortunately now listen I'm not going to do a springsteen with it like

you can't come in you're not vaccinated by the way tickets are nine hundred dollars it's a great crowd up there man when I did that special i look over to my left this is what made me laugh and these guys were sitting in a section you know that's walled off from the people on the floor they have like a uh you know a little wall in front of them waist high there's like nine pbr cans on it it was like i was fucking doing shit in a bowling alley a beautiful venue i think it's the i'm not kidding you, it's the oldest or second oldest venue in the country. And I know that's true because you get to duck down

when you're walking through the hallways and shit. What was it, Dwarf Central up there in Albany? So come on out. I'm jotting down stuff. I'm funny when I don't know what I'm going to say. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. In our shut up and make me a sandwich segment tonight,

if you don't think liberalism is a legit mental illness, watch this. The white libs have done quite a number on black people and is convincing them they are oppressed victims, perpetual victims chronic victims these fucking people are brain dead bring on the the thorazine i don't know if this lady's acting if you watch this you would have thought it was 1962 the way they're talking that's what's so ironic they call themselvesives, and all they do is point backwards. I really like to bitch slap all of them, including this woman here, who does the best, I mean the best, acting I've seen.

I don't know. This would be Academy Award shit. Texas State Rep. Sanfronia Thompson. I got a sister, Sanfronia. uh, Sanfronia Thompson. I got a sister Sanfronia. Uh, one of the democratic lawmakers that fled Austin for DC to deprive the state legislature of a quorum to vote on an election integrity legislation delivered a fiery, full of shit speech in which he appeared to compare Texas officials threatening her arrest with the act of a slave escaping the plantation. First of all, slaves didn't have a beautiful coat like that. Can you imagine they're still harping back, what's the shelf life on this fucking argument?

I like to ask one of my comedian friends. Speaking in Alexandria, Virginia on Friday, Thompson, a douchebag Democrat, Harris, said her caucus refuses to be a hostage. I'm just going to play the audio for you. What folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkerson's and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. Now, here's her giving that speech yesterday we actually have video

of this uh... award-winning performance role and all of the things that we had into it have we got enough have we paid the price of that just want to take us to be able to be a better than the scott i am an american and I want to vote without somebody infringing upon my rights and the rights of my constituents. And I stand to fight in today for it. I stand to fight for it until I can't fight no more. Because I'm tired of people

picking on us for no reason. We are Americans and we are proud Americans and we deserve the same rights and respects and the same considerations that everybody has. And I'm going to fight until we get it. I'm not going to be a hostage. If they want to arrest me, bring it on! Bring it on! Oh, poor you! Alright, cut it. Jesus. Oh, poor you! Oh, poor you! Oh, poor you!

Oh, poor you! This is what's going on in my head. Oh, poor you! You fucking whore. That and this. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy, yummy, you guys. What an award performance, huh? Oh, my God. Wasn't that terrific? Oh, my God. Wasn't that terrific?

Might as well be 1960, the way she's fucking talking. You hear all the sheep behind her. Yeah, that's right. We're victims. Have you ever seen more bullshit in your life? It really is a mental fucking illness. And they're getting away with it. When's somebody going to stand up and go,

enough is enough. Let's go to her fucking house. I bet you it's better than any of ours. What fucking horse shit. And white progressives nod at this shit and cheer it on. The racial thing will never be solved in this country because we can't have an honest discussion about it. Why don't you look into your own community

and get your shit together, and then we'll talk? Well, we have to have a dialogue. Do we get to talk, Caucasians? We're going to have a dialogue when you're teaching our white kids, little kids, that they're fucking evil? How about that dialogue? There's so much we could chat about. When are we going to get...

Too bad that bus didn't go off the fucking road. You know how they do? You always hear about a bus in India or China going off a cliff. I wouldn't want them to get hurt. Just the wind knocked out of them. Let's go to another elderly black woman woman who i like by the way i live in savannah and they fucking love me when i go to the super how you doing sweetie fucking love that shit i'm like paulie walnuts when i went to italy and somebody said commander tori i like that. I'm a commander. How you doing, sweetie?

They love my fucking wife. In L.A., black people hated my fucking wife. They saw the blonde-haired, blue-eyed. I saw black girls trying to push her off the fucking sidewalk when they're walking down there. I mean, just fucking nasty, nasty, nasty. Not all of them, just a couple hundred thousand. Good night, everybody. But down here, it's so nice.

My wife thought she had, you know what, COVID the other night. All of a sudden, she started sweating and freezing and shit. I had to go to CBS, get her COVID testing. But I didn't. I went outside, and there were some Q-tips I found on the sidewalk. No. Anyways, two young black girls helped me find the shit. And we, we, so I come back to the, this is true. This is why I love interacting, you know, right. Cause I know I'm not going to offend black people. They laugh at fucking, you know, they like it real. So the girl goes back behind

a register and a little, and the black girl is helping her. And she goes, that'll be, I don't know, $28. I go, $28? This bitch better have COVID. I said it loud enough so they could hear it and they were fucking belly laughing. It made my night. I was killing it, CVS. Let's get on to another black woman.

I'm sure she nice. Remember Shirley Hempel? This might be her sister. The headline is, hey, Shirley, respect your elder. Nick, you're very clever. Conservative radio host Larry Elder filed the lawsuit Tuesday against California Secretary of State Shirley Weber over her decision to exclude him from the list of candidates for governor in the September recall of incumbent Gabbitt Newsom. You believe this shit? So he's suing her. Now you will learn about laws, laws of freedom, laws of humanity. Now you and I will truly be the same. As Breitbart News reported Sunday,

Elder was excluded from the initial list of candidates ostensibly because he filed incomplete tax returns, which he denies. If you know this guy, he's as straight as an arrow. I used to listen to him in L.A. Very bright dude. Weber exempted Newsom from, listen to this, so she exempted Newsom from the same requirement, saying he's not a candidate. How about splitting pubic hairs?

You fucking hypocrite. She looks like, if you guys saw, Matt liked this one. I'm glad he saw the movie. If you guys saw Paradise Alley, it's a Stallone movie. I think it was before or after, right after Rocky, right before. Right after Rocky. He did a movie where he was, his brother was a wrestler. He was the manager. And it was a big old black wrestler named Old Glory. He's been in all the Stallone's movies. I'm done wrestling. I can't wrestle no more. Excuse me. Anyways, can you imagine she fucking exempts uh newsom from that because he's not he's a incumbent a statement tuesday by the elder campaign said you motherfucker no the secretary of

state's office has notified the elder for governor campaign that he did not qualify as a candidate due to rea it says redaction issues with the income tax returns filed with his candidacy application. No candidate has been previously, get this, no candidate has been previously disqualified for this reason ever. Elder filed suit today seeking an order from the Superior Court in Sacramento requiring Secretary Weber to list Elder as a candidate on the final certified list to be issued on Wednesday. That's today, right?

The 21st. I can't wait to get home and find out what happened. The complaint filed by the Elder campaign claims he handed in all the relevant tax documents on time, even naming the state employee to which the documents were handed to. His name was Michael Avenatti. applies to primary election, not explicitly to recall elections, that portions of the law have already been declared unconstitutional. So they can't fall back on that. And the Secretary of State is exempting Newsom from his requirements.

Can you fucking imagine? Son of a whore! This is how you get treated as a Republican in California. The complaint also notes that Secretary of State, the Secretary of State can correct any errors in redacted portions of tax returns by referring to the unredacted versions, not redacting the correct portions

when the candidate's tax returns are released to the public. I think it was a typo in there. The irony of a Democratic state government excluding a black candidate, it really is, this is thicker than peanut butter, the irony of them excluding a black candidate from the ballot while exempting a white incumbent, Newsom, from the same requirement did not go unnoticed as Democrats claim Republicans want to disenfranchise black voters in conservative states with new legislation enforcing voter

ID and other ballot integrity provisions. I despise it with every fiber of my being. What fucking hypocrites. it with every fiber of my being. What fucking hypocrites. They're not only disfranchising, you know, they were accusing the Republicans of disfranchising black voters. They're fucking excluding a black guy that wants to run and make the state better. And it's a shithole, which it is. Larry Elder, by the way, if you don't know, he's a huge radio guy in California. He's at every major market, has been forever. And I think they're scared shit of him. Because if you read between the lines, folks, things aren't looking good for the Dems. Luckily, maybe we still have

some saneness left in this country. They shot their load. They're scaring people with this radical stuff. I really believe it. I just can't wait till Biden flips his scooter over, breaks his neck. Not scooter. I meant little rascal. He falls off his acorn stairlift. That would be hilarious. So that was a black lady being racist to a black fella. So I guess it's not racism.

Anyways, more ignorant black behavior. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. Watch your mouth, Senator Bird. Excuse me. Mob surrounds and taunts

white cop trying to respond to a shooting call in Atlanta. Can we just... There's some cities that have to go. Anything good happen in Atlanta? Anything? Other than the Braves in the early 90s? Chipper Jones? Huh? Steve Glavin?

That's about it. Very dangerous city right now. there's a section called Buckhead matter of fact the comedy club improv was in Buckhead used to be a beautiful place we did a story a few weeks ago they want their own police you know it's predominantly it's it's white and well-to-do blacks they want own police force. Because the fucking riffraff is spilling into Buckhead. And that's going to happen all over the place if we don't get our shit together. How do you know, Nick? Because I, you know, I took Pauly's side.

Anyways, check out how the, here's more evidence of how scared young black men are of the police. You want to see racism, black racism at its best, and you're not going to see it anywhere else. Watch how they treat this white cop. Luckily, he had a female black partner, because if he didn't, I don't know if he would have got out of there alive. Check it out.

He looked like you. He look like you. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let's go. Hey. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through.

Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through.

Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him through. Let him get in his car! Get your ass out of here! He's got some leads. Let him get in your car! Bitch, yeah.

I know you can't find him. You can't find him. They not letting him. They don't want him. Get your white face out of here! Get your ass out of here! You gonna do something tonight! Get your ass out of here. Get the fuck out of here. You gonna do something tonight. Get your ass out of here.

You gonna do something tonight. Or we gonna knock you the fuck out. Man, get the fuck out of here. See, smell? Get back. Yo, don't come. Man, the fuck alone. Man, get the fuck out of here.

Mm-hmm. These blacks. Who knows where they're gonna take the wrong way. Kill the white people. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Yes, it is. Hasn't changed in years.

But again, it's Whitey's fault. It's the white cops. You know what? Don't go in. First of all, stop having white cops patrol any black neighborhoods. I say keep any colored cop out of the neighborhood. Let them just fucking do what they do. Okay?

Because they don't deserve to be served by the cops, whatever color the cop is. What the fuck? It sounded like a movie, again, depicted in the fucking 50s. Get your white face out of here! A shooting in

Atlanta. What did the guy look like? Well, he had Nike sneakers and a leather coat. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Didn't they look frightened to the cops? Boy, they were scared shitless, weren't they? It was like they almost got up into his face and were yelling at him and shit.

Scared, biggest myth ever. Talk to any cop who's been doing the job forever. Never met a black kid who was afraid of the cops. Anyways, Atlanta, come on, man. Come on, man. And Biden and the Democrats think this is great. They're chasing white people. They're still looking for people there at the Capitol January 6th.

I didn't even do a story today about the kid who got sentenced, the first kid. He was there with a Trump flag in the building, didn't break anything, didn't do anything other than he was holding a Trump eight months. Eight months. Meanwhile, those cocksuckers that burned down every city last summer, white and black, free as a bird. Free as fucking a bird. Oh, by the way, get your vaccination or we're not letting you go to work.

Meanwhile, illegals, thousands a day pouring in unvaccinated. Fuck you and everything you believe in, Biden, you piece of shit. You didn't even fucking win the election to begin with. Fucking AOC. Let's start going to their house. Follow them into restaurants. Nick, take it easy. I can't helpOC. Let's start going to their house. Follow them into restaurants. Nick, take it easy. I can't help it.

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I don't mean to uh you know not take this subject seriously but uh the headline here is it is suing them now what the hell could that mean in today's world a transgender police officer with port authority of new york and new jersey i don't think you want to be transgender anything in New York, New Jersey, sued the agency over allegations he was referred to in a discriminatory way as it and transvestite by colleagues. Does it make you feel comfortable that the people that is protecting your lives, supposedly your textiles, you know, is somebody who's going to get upset because somebody used the wrong pronoun?

Is that really what we want out there on the streets? If that bothers you, how are you going to handle somebody with a fucking gun or a knife? Hey. that bothers you, how are you going to handle somebody with a fucking gun or a knife? Hey, that guy stabbed me and said, it looked like it hurt. Michael McConaughey has worked as a port authority officer. That's not him. I just grabbed the most macho photo I could. That was me actually in high school. I worked security at Finley's Basement. It was in a gay section of Boston. I worked as a Port Authority officer since 2013, claimed he filed a series of complaints with his supervisors,

along with the agency's human resources, over the alleged discrimination. The complaints had no obvious impact, the officer said, and he filed the lawsuit against the agency Sunday in Manhattan, according to court records. So he's dead serious about this. Oh yeah, get a lawyer, get a lawyer. Cases like this are important for sending the message that anti-trans discrimination is just as unlawful and should be taken just as seriously as any other form of harassment. But I can't take you seriously when you're in hot pants and a bra and walking the beat. I'm sorry. Right here on our show, you're a fag cop. Harassment of discrimination said, who's that? Danny Kirschbaum? That's his lawyer, right?

Excuse me. Sorry, guys. There he is, Darnie Kirschbaum. Have you been called it? Or the wrong pronoun. Call 1-88-ASSWIPE. Darnie Kirschbaum. That's McConaughey's lawyer.

A supervisor allegedly complained about McConaughey to his union after McConaughey reported his concerns about how his transition was handled, according to the lawsuit. How about this? You don't transition. While you're transitioning, you've got to take time off. You can't be halfway. I mean, they've got to bust your balls.

Most of the guys, sorry, most of them are straight. Nick, how dare you say that? You don't know that. McConaughey also alleged colleagues repeatedly referred to him by his former name, which was Suzanne, and postponed allowing him to switch restrooms and locker rooms for more than six months. Throwing your son looks like a fag to me. He's not a fag. He's an it.

Again, I don't take this lightly. As a police officer, McConaughey's out there every day risking his own safety for the sake of the public, and he wants the employer to respect his identity and have his back. I bet he do. While he's protecting the public, sure, he wants to wear nipple clamps walking the beat, and he should be able to. This is America. While he's protecting the public, said Kirschbaum in an interview with a Washington examiner. See all the undue stress you guys are putting on? Just, it would be shameful if government were engaging in unlawful discrimination, Kirschbaum added.

I really can't wait to get off this fucking planet. I am just so tired, man. It's the same shit every day, different people involved. A nation of adult children, that's what we've turned into. Instead of settling it in the schoolyard or like men behind a bar, go get a fucking lawyer. McConaughey

requested monetary damages, oh, now we're getting to the real reason, to be determined during a jury trial. How are you going to get a jury of your peers? What are you going to do, invade the Rockettes? Cases such as the one filed Sunday by the Port Authority officer have become more common since the Supreme Court ruled in 2020, Bostock v. Clayton County.

Who could forget that? I did. That Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act prevents employers from discriminating against work. They're not discriminating against work. They're not discriminating against you. You get co-workers busting your balls. Come on. Let boys be girls. Can't boys just be girls? From discriminating against workers because they are gay or transgender. More than 300 cases have cited the Bostock ruling since June 2020.

So see, it's a major problem. Again, transition. Here's the idea, folks. I don't know. I just say if you're on the job, if you start out as fucking Diane, and you know you're going to transition, take a few years off. Work at Old Navy.

Fall some sweaters. You know, you're welcome. That's enough for today. I want to poke my own eyes out. That's it. Can't wait to get home and breathe in asbestos. I have some thank yous, I was told by my... Shouldn't wait quite this long, but yeah. Here we go.

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