The Nick DiPaolo Show - Raid Judge, Obama Sycophant | Nick Di Paolo Show #1255

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Levin upset on Hannity. Obama judge signed off on raid. Kerik worried about Trump assassination. A naked FL man... Rhode Island Orwellian. EPA intimidating TX oil fields.

🎵 Good to be with you. Here's Nick! Good to be with you. It's wild out there, a lot of heat. It's very hot. Don't ask it, I don't have a joke for it. Great show tonight. We've got some great guests, Lawrence Olivier, Donny Osmond,

and Jack Hanna from the San Diego Zoo. He'll bring out a he'll bring out a a mollusk that'll piss on my wig. How are you folks? Good to be with you. What do I got for you today? A little personal. You guys like personal stuff. I have those pellets shoved into my left ass cheek. Excuse me. I do, you know, I'm 60. And as you know, your testosterone starts dipping after the age of about 14, because God's a prick face. Meanwhile, women get horny as they get older. It's a real, real problem. Anywho, so I've been getting for the last, what, year and a half, two years, getting, what do you call testosterone therapy.

This guy, this dog, it's my wife's gynecologist, which is hilarious. I love going there. I sit in the waiting room with eight other ten women. Some of them pregnant. They're looking at me. Who's this big? They look at me and I hold my balls.

I go, hey! I got problems too. This guy's very talented in there. No, it's 2022. You can have babies. You know what's a great point, Dallas? I could say that. And I didn't think of that. But anyhow, yeah, so, you know, I'm always checking the women that are coming out of his office, you know, leaving.

And you're like, wow, fucking lucky bet. Look at this. Lucky prick. Then a 400 pound Samoan broad comes up with just the stinkiest. You're like, oh my God. And this guy's hilarious. Cause I talk, I ask him questions and he goes, it's not as glamorous as you think. I said, bullshit. Let me smell your fingers. He's crazy. Guy's great. He's like, what's the difference? You know, because he knows I'm a comic. He goes, yeah, I watched your stuff, but he's real southern.

A gentleman, you know what I mean? He's a little younger than me. Around my, no, a little younger than me. I watch your stuff, but I can't handle the cursing. I go, what are you, a fucking faggot? He's like, nah. Then I make him laugh for the next 20 minutes. I go, did I curse once other than calling you a fucking faggot?

And, you know, it's kind of embarrassing. I'm laying on a table. It's not like getting a prostate exam. He just pulls down, you know, my pants about here and exposes the left ass cheek. But there's a nurse there feeding him pellets. They numb you up. This guy doesn't even let the shit get... He's got a line around the block of women waiting to get in there, so I think he rubbed my ass with ice yesterday. It didn't even... I could feel the... You know, he's like, this is going to sting. And

then they stick a... Get this, folks. It's like loading a musket. He cuts an incision in my ass. I mean, I must have 70 back there. My ass must look like Joe Namath's knees. I don't know. I was going to say, it might be easier to use a shotgun. Oh, that's gross. So he sticks a tube in, and the nurse, which is great. This is the closest I come to a threesome.

I say that all the time. She's handing him the pellets. And it's like loading a fucking, you know what, which is great. This is the closest I come to a threesome. I say that all the time. She's handing him the pellets. And it's like loading a fucking, you know what, a musket. He pushes them in. And there's seven of them in there. And I told you what happened. I think I showed it on the show. I sprung a leak the first time he did it.

Fucking blood soaked right through me. He was fucking, I saw his eyes get big. Anyhow, it's, yeah, so I do that every four months. And it gives you the hormone levels of when you were like in your 30s or whatever. And it's going to happen to all of you. So you don't think it's going to happen to you, T. First it's your fucking teeth. Then your ears.

Yeah, so that's it. I have my own OBGYNn which i think is kind of cool and like dallas says it's very appropriate today but then i see some pigs coming out of there and i go holy jesus that's why i saw i did i saw her like he's got like a miner's helmet and a snorkel hanging on the wall i don't know what that was for so it's not all fun and games over there but there's a couple that walk in. You're like, really? Really? When I was single, I'd have to take that out for a steak and lobsters for a month.

This guy put some M&Ms in a dish in the fucking waiting room he's in. Come on! Anyhow, guys, I want to let you know that I'm going to be leaving the Comics Gym platform. Too goddamn expensive for us. And the service isn't up to par. If you're a subscriber, you probably got an email from me already about moving your support to Patreon.

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Tommy must have wrote that. I'd never say that. I don't give a fuck if you like it or not. I get to eat too, don't I? Anyhow, any he. I sound like a, well, I sound like a first story. My friend Mark Levin, who I've met many times. Mark Levin, I had a radio show, a direct TV, a big deal being Artie Lang. I mean, getting paid sick money.

They built us a $4 million. And my agent, Chris, can't even think of his last name now. He's a radio guy. He's the one who made Mark Levin big. You would have liked a veteran from the Navy, a real smart dude. And yeah, he discovered Levin. Went up and talked to him at a radio conference. Next thing you know, bing, bing, bang. Levin's got millions of listeners, and he's a force on Fox now. But that was my guy. Meanwhile, me and Artie are rolling on the floor. He's on heroin. I'm drunk. We're throwing shit at celebrity chefs on our show. Didn't work out. Anyways, Mark Levin.

Why am I talking about him? Fox News weekend host, Mark Levin. He likes my comedy and stuff, too. But I also heard him say once, ah, you guys are listening to these other shows. He's like, I'm not doing a goddamn comedy routine, a nightclub act, and I know he was talking about me. I know., I'm not doing a goddamn comedy routine, a nightclub act, and I know he was

talking about me. I know. Because I'm cursing and, you know. Guy's got a, guy worked for, under Reagan. He was a deputy

to the, you know what, the DA. I mean, the Attorney General, Deputy Chief of Staff. Smart as a whip. Anyways,

what I'm saying, he's a good guy. He was the best guy around. Anyways, he wasn't happy with how his appearance on Hannity ended Tuesday night. They've known each other forever. Hannity loves Levin and vice versa. And Hannity's coloring his hair now. Anyhow, Sean Hannity hosted Levin for the second night in a row to discuss Monday's FBI raid, because he's a constitutional scholar, Levin, at former President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate. The raid reportedly sought to, no it didn't, obviously this comes from a left-wing, sought to recover official documents.

Now that's ostensibly what it did. official documents. Now that's ostensibly what it did. They're trying to find anything. And improperly taken with him, improperly taken. Where did I get this? The New York Times? Upon leaving. He didn't do anything improperly. He's been working with him since May. Some of those materials are allegedly classified. On Monday, Mark Levin phoned into the show and declared, this is the worst attack on the republic in modern history, period. The next day, Levin continued his attack on the Biden administration in the Department of Justice, saying the raid wasn't about documents, about trying to find any evidence that might incriminate. And he's, here he is, the great one, losing his shit.

It's funny how it ends awkwardly because they stop playing the music. Go ahead. Anything they can find on Trump, anything they can hang on him, this isn't about some damn document. That's what they're doing. And let me tell you something. This is scarier than if it was based on the on the Documents Act. They are in search to try and destroy Trump. They conducted a criminal investigation. They failed. They have

an investigation in New York with the attorney general that's going to fail. They have a Democrat. Oh, Christ. You're cutting me off early. I'm not trying. No, no, no. Finish that thought. You're cutting me off early. I'm not trying. No, no, no. Finish that thought. Last one. You were talking about... Who the fuck do you think you are?

Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck? And then we have audio of him and Levin getting into it on the phone. This is what Henry said. Get this through your head, you. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. I'm the one who made you out here okay i planted your fucking flag uh i love when levin loses his chat guys i used to listen to him every every night on the way into the comedy set which was a mistake.

That's when a show came on at six, and that's when I'd be headed into the comedy cellar and listening almost, you know, the first hour and a half. And I'd get in there, surrounded by lib jerk-offs, and go on stage and be filled with venom. Wouldn't even do my set. Just look at somebody with like a Springsteen shirt and go, fuck you. That's why I had to take a break from it. And that's the truth. Anyways. That's right. It's officially a morning zoo show. So that's Levin losing his chemang. But he's absolutely right. This isn't about documents and stuff. They went in there. They went into every room, which means it's a fishing expedition.

They're looking for anything. It's scary. It's creepy. It's scary. Anyways, and you know, who do I blame for this a little bit? Like I said, you know who's behind the scenes.

The fucking, nobody talks about it. Look, I can't prove it with a sketch pad and pen, but the people on the know. You don't think this is Obama's third term? He's got to have some hint. Nobody else is smarter. We know it's not Biden. All those dumb bitches in the squad, AOC, they don't know how to execute stuff.

Seriously. Chuck Schumer, Jerry Nadler, these fucking guys couldn't run a lemonade stand. Obama's the only one with any marbles left and a full-blooded Marxist. Just my opinion, folks. Anyways, this is the next headline. Obama's third term in full swing.

Judge who signed off on raid. Former Obama ass licker. That's the headline. That's why I made it. Hear ye! Hear ye! The co-sign session, the co-sign session. Here come the judge, here come the judge. The federal judge who reportedly signed off on the raid at former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence donated thousands of dollars, guess who, to former President and Marxist Barack

Hussein Obama presidential campaign and victory fund in 2008. That's right. Do I have to say any more? Bruce Reinhart, a Florida federal magistrate judge, donated $1,000 to Obama's 2008 presidential campaign and added $1,000 more to Obama victory fund in that same cycle. What more do you need to know? Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. Reinhart later contributed $500 to Jeb Bush.

You might as well be... You know what that's called? It's like in baseball. When an ump misses a strike and the pitcher gets mad, so he gives him a freebie. The next one's a foot outside, but it's a make-up call. All this does is so he can point and go, I gave $500 to Jeb Bush, who, by the way, might as well be a Democrat.

Anyways, $500 to Jeb Bush's failed 2016 campaign federal filings show. Reinhart did not immediately respond to a Fox News digital inquiry on his donation. He didn't. According to the same New York Post report on the donations, Reinhart also, guess this, represented employees of the late convicted murdered pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in connection to a sex trafficking investigation. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Yeah, but how do you feel about Huey Lewis?

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial. So he was helping defend people that work for him. So he seems like a clean-cut lawyer. Who wouldn't do anything untoward, unsavory? Reinhart previously told the Miami Herald

that those he represented included Epstein's pilots like this gets him off the fucking is that supposed to be a defense yeah I only represent the guy that drove every person there to fucking to rape and pillage underage girls that's all I got just America you gotta Well, I just, it's America, you got to defend them. His scheduler, meaning Epstein scheduler, right? Sarah Kellan, seen here on the left. Ay, ay, ay. Ma, ma, ma. Is that island still open?

My pee-pee feels funny. And a woman named that other dog on the right, Nadia Matsenkova. Is there an ugly Russian broad anywhere? The one on the left is much better. But what do I care? I got a wife at home who absolutely hates me. All right. In response to Republican lawmakers, conservative commentators and some Democrats expressed

serious concern that the raid was politically motive. You don't say. What? Can you? Even some Democrats? Why don't you mention who they are? Can you imagine that's where we are, that that has to be stated?

You don't. No, this wasn't politically motive. This is really about those documents. He might have taken classified. Are you kidding me? Unfreaking real. Meanwhile, Hunter, he's got 40 hours of himself smoking crack with fucking hookers. Got a laptop with everything he's done. Smoking crack. I know you heard all this, but I don't give a fuck. I'll keep pointing out the triple standards. So why is that, Republicans? Are they just smarter than you? I mean, they're playing dirty and you guys don't, or are you part of it? Like I said,

I don't know what to believe anymore. That's why I'm looking at houses in Tanzania. Nice duplex. I said Tanzania because the black woman that cuts my hair, great clips, that's where she's from. And she's hilarious. She's like a stand-up, telling me about her kids and shit. She's got the most beautiful sense of humor. Only problem is she has a necklace on with white people's teeth. necklace on with white people's teeth. Big poster Idi Amin behind her. I don't know. Hey guys, make plans to come and see me on the road. Here are my upcoming stand-up dates. Friday, September 9th, Soul Joel's Comedy Club, Royalsford, Pennsylvania. Saturday, September 10th,

Algonquin Arts Theater, Manasquan, New Jersey. Sunday, September 11th, Sugarloaf performing at Center, Chester, New York. Friday, November 11th, Palm Beach Kennel Club, West Palm Beach, Florida. The next night, the 12th of November, I just added this one. It'll be on sale next week. Snapper's Comedy Club. I never heard of it. Snapper's Comedy Club. You know what this is? This is my manager. I call this blood money. Snappers Comedy Club. You know what this is? This is my manager.

I call this blood money. Because they just sit home while I have to deal with these mamalooks. Snappers Comedy Club. I hope it has something to do with the waitresses. Fort Myers, Florida. And Sunday, November 13th, Sidesplitters, which is one of my favorite haunts, in Tampa. And at the Tampa show, I'll be doing a live Q&A after the show with VIP ticket holders.

So grab those before they're all gone. And you can get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com. Nice. Let's move on, shall we? We'll stay on this. A lot of people have opinions about this raid. The left is embracing it. I forgot that Levin has a great term. We're living in a post, a post-constitutional country. It's official. It is a fucking banana republic.

Everybody, I don't, people on the left though, this is what creeps me out. It's one thing for the jerk-offs in government, the Democrat politicians, to be for this shit, but for you assholes to sit home who voted for Biden and applaud this shit? Really? I'm a no like. Bernard Carrick, he used to be Rudy Giuliani's top cop in New York. This guy, he's actually done some time. They actually put him in jail because he had somebody building an addition on his house and he didn't count it on his taxes or some shit. But he's a tough nut. He's like the top cop in New York under Giuliani when they clean the place up. I love the guy.

Anyways, Carrick Correct. What did he say? Following the FBI raid of former President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate on Monday, former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Carrick tweeted what he thinks will happen next if the raid doesn't prevent Trump running for office again. And he says, quote, and I just, he says, and just like in other third world countries, And he says, quote, and I just he says, and just like in other third world countries, if today's raid by Biden's FBI does not stop Donald Trump from running for president in 2024, the next move will be assassination. Carrick tweeted.

You are correct, sir. I said that. I said that while Trump was still in office to my I go, I'm nervous for this guy. When he was like outside, remember during the riot, and he came out in front of the church, and remember they burnt the church that night? So I was like sweating bullets. And people in politics, including U.S. presidents, have done a lot less to get whacked.

I should say former. That includes you, Mr. Biden. Be careful. But that's not a grandiose statement. That's not hyperbole. This is how the left is. Read your friggin' history. They're more committed than the right.

If there is a right. I don't know what to believe anymore. Good night. God damn it. Carrick Quote tweeted Richard Grinnell. He's a fan.

Yeah, but he's a smart dude. He worked under Trump. He was like, whatever, ambassador to all the countries. Former acting director is what he was of the United States National Intelligence under Trump who said, and this is what Grinnell said, third world dictators prosecute their political enemies. Joe Biden has weaponized the US government for his political purposes.

First of all, it's not Biden. He wouldn't even know how to do it. Okay. It's either Obama or fucking Tony Blinken or both or whatever. Who knows? Maybe they're on the phone to the World Economic Forum guys. It's outrageous and creating a terrible precedent. He said, well, aren't you a detective? Yes, sir. Such an assault could only take place in broken

third world countries or as Trump calls them. These people from shithole countries come here. The shitholes. Shithole. Shithole countries come here this shithole shithole shithole America has become one of those countries Grinnell says corrupt at a level not seen before Oh Trump said that in a statement on truth social his new webs his new you know what social like his version of Twitter I tried signing up last night. Hey I always have I must be retarded.

They asked for my email. I put it fucking in. I put in a goddamn password. Oh, we're sending you something right now. Then it says click on this link and it starts the thing over again. So I signed up, you know what? Janine Garofalo, I'm on her side.

Carrick appeared on Newsmax TV to discuss the FBI raid of Trump's home and repeated his belief that the government's next step to stop Trump from running. That's how bad, that's how scared they are of this guy. And people like that,

you know what I'm saying? MLK, anybody who tries to do any good, I'm praying to Christ. He's, you know, it doesn't, obviously. We don't want that to anybody. Because once that happens, you're worse than, you're a banana Republican. Trump, anyways, it's happened in this country before.

Let's see who. Let me see. Wasn't Abe Lincoln a Republican? So he was killed by a lefty. John Wilkes Booth, a fucking actor. Hollywood lib. That version. Gerald Ford was shot by Squeaky Fromm, I think.

That was one of Charlie Manson's pack. Hmm, not exactly a Republican there either. Reagan shot by Hinckley. Right? Just got out. And you see what he, he tweeted, oh, did we cover it last week? What he's for?

He says I'm pro-abortion, all the shit. He should run. But I'm just saying there's a pattern here. It's always, except for MLK Jr., but he wasn't a president.

But I'm just saying, it's always the fucking, the left is quick to pull the trigger. If you don't believe me, shut it. Anyways, it says video. Did we already hear from Carrick? We didn't? You're right, we watched it before the show.

Wow. I think I just pooped my pants. Go ahead. And I hear people talking. They said the Democrats want this guy so bad that they wouldn't put assassination behind it. And I'm going to tell you something. They've tried impeachment. They've tried another impeachment. They've tried one investigation after another. This is about one thing. This is about stopping him from running in 2024. And I'm going to tell you something. I'm not into conspiracies. I'm not into anti-government rhetoric. This is the first time in my lifetime that I would say I am deathly afraid for Donald Trump. I would not put

assassination behind these people. Yes, sir. That guy knows his shit and he's not a type of guy for hyperbole or whatever. He only cleaned up New York City, him and Giuliani single-handedly. But what do they know, right, lefties? God help us. Anyways. No, no, no, no! In our FLA segment tonight, we always go to FLA segment to cleanse our palate. The show's heavy this week. Not my fault. I'm witnessing our country's demise in real time. Am I going to come in and tell fucking knock-knock jokes? Anyways, in our FLA segment tonight, I read the first sentence, and I went, now this is FLA. A naked Florida felon, and in my racist mind, I went, racist mind I went guarantees black bingo I'm like Ken Jennings when I bad news out of the Miami Dolphins camp their second-round pick Earl Stevenson

out of Florida State assaulted a uber driver a naked Florida fell in arm with a machete what where did he get the machete? I've been looking for a machete. I get tons of wild bushes in my yard. I can't find one. These naked black guys walk into a dollar store. They come out like Jamaican King. A naked Florida felon armed with a machete was arrested Monday after demanding a man's clothes at Knife Point, according to the Volusia County Sheriff's

Office. This is so Florida. The victim told deputies that Brandon, uh-oh, Brandon, let's go, Brandon Wright suddenly came running out of the bushes where he was picking berries and playing with twigs, get it? No, and told him to hand over his garments, wallet, and phone around 10 a.m., the official said. As he began complying, listen to this, Wright suddenly doesn't know how to use a machete. He hurled the machete at him, along with a handful of palmetto berries, saying, make me a nice fruity drink. What the fuck?

The weapon bounced off, what was it, a Nerf machete? Bounced off the victim's chest, and he avoided injury, Deputy says. Still nude, Wright sprinted off and hopped into his white Dodge Challenger. I got to believe those seats are hot. And fled the scene, burning his ass like Anne Heche's. Soon after, patrons of a nearby gas station told police that Wright had pulled up next to a pump and exited his vehicle,

where a guy who worked at the gas station said, Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. A police helicopter tracked Wright down and relayed his activities to a dispatcher. God help me. Let's take a look. This is some great video, by the way. Blackmail. Athletic pick-billed.

It's like a goatee. He's now walking out to traffic on Pierceford. Middle of traffic, yelling at people. He has a fat blonde girl in that truck slowing down. That's a fat blonde bitch. Hey, what's your name? He's still walking east street street to the CITCO now. Still kind of stationary in the middle of the road. Hey where are the white women at?

We're sorry, you said he's walking eastbound? He's walking back towards the He's doing push-ups at the entrance of the food store here Oh my god, what? Pause Turns out he was just He wasn't even on drugs He had some Mike's Hard Lemonade Can you imagine?

And a Monster Energy drink. No, I don't know. Let him finish his workout. I'm getting hard. Hey, where are the white women at? What did he just do? What did he just do? Now, I've got to believe the concrete he's walking on is about 110 degrees.

41, is that you behind me? Now he's going to the Home Depot for some plywood. 41 Central, 51R coming up. It's a gas station. He's approaching. Now, that doesn't hurt. You know, he wasn't even black when this started. He's Irish.

Look at my asshole, Sarge. Oh, my God. All right, that's good. Oh, my God. Oh, help me. Hey, where are the white women at? They ain't at the Speed Mart. Oh, my God.

Help us. Florida, what would we do without you? The sheriff's office said Wright had prior convictions for kidnapping. Okay, just minor things. Gun possession by a felon. Not just gun possession, by a felon. Battery on a law enforcement officer. I wonder how... This is who they're releasing on us.

Cocaine possession. In other words, just a scumbag. Made George Floyd look like Dorothy Hamill. Cocaine possession and resisting arrest. He remains in custard. Who wrote that resisting arrest. He remains in custard. Who wrote that? What? He remains in custard.

How do you lay down and not burn your fucking twigs and berries? There's 190 of you, you mamalook. God. But you see the record he has? Kidnapping in a gun. Shouldn't that be? Those are major felonies. How are you out?

We know. I guess we know the answer. He's got a terrific body, though. You know why? He just got out of the pen. Let me roast your buddy or say happy birthday to your mom through cameo, or I'll say other stuff to her if she's not my type. I really like doing these, and Dallas is going to put up the link on the screen.

I'm getting a lot of them lately. I don't, like Biden said, there's no inflation. Go there, and you can see some of the Cameos I've already done for people. Or just go to Cameo and search my name. It's a lot of fun. I make a little video, zing, zang, zinger, zing, zing. Some people tip search my name. It's a lot of fun. I make a little video, zing, zang, zinger, zing, zing. Some people tip me. I ripped a guy a new one yesterday. His wife sent me an extra $20. So I'll be meeting her at the CVS in Denver.

Ah, I just sat on my capsules. Hold on. Anyways, let's move along, shall we, to one of the dumbest states in the Union, a state that I've done comedy. I've lived in. What am I saying? I mean, it's a good place to live. I'm not picking on that. I lived in West Warwick. That's when I was a meat salesman, door-to-door, steak and frozen seafood.

East Greenwich. You've got no point. It's a beautiful, beautiful little state. but politically, it really, it's attached to Mass, it's just an extension of Massachusetts. That's why the politics as shit running downhill. A Rhode Island school district is encouraging its community. Hey, I came for the great observation. How many times have we used the word community in the last 20 years?

Every day, right? Hmm. What other word has commun in it? Seriously, you think that's an accident? Community, community, community, community, commun, communis. It's no accident. Great observation. Nobody finds it funny. Listen, district is encouraging its community to report anyone who violates the district's anti-racism policy oh you got an anti-racism policy do you you're calling us huh how'd you like they uh they're encouraging ratting each other up when i say they i'm guessing the politicians, even in Rhode Island, I don't think people will be.

The anti-racism, anti-discrimination, and anti-harassment. Can I ask you a question? I don't know how government works. They pass all these shit, whether at the state level, municipal level. Do the people, supposedly the government, have any say in any of this? You know what I mean? Do you think they covered everything? Anti-harassment, discrimination, anti-harassment.

Who defines what that is? At South Kingstown School District in Rhode Island, Kingston, says anyone in the educational community, listen to this, anyone in the, there's a word again, community, is personally, this is making my blood curdle, personally responsible. Says who? It must immediately report different kinds of racism or what? Or what? I ask you, government. Or fucking what? We're way past the point of civil war. I guess it ain't gonna happen uh immediately report different kinds of

racism including excuse me cyber racism interpersonal racism and institutional now keep this in mind when they use the word racism it's a it's a mono a monolithic thing it's all you're the racist on the right they don't mean know, they don't mean if you see a gay guy screaming at a white guy that's anti-stri... You understand, it's white heterosexual males who are the... That's why they pass this shit. Institutional racism. What am I going to go to the post office and see some white guy yelling at a black girl, whatever. Ah! According to the district policy. Listen, it gets more outrageous. The school district administers no contact orders

prohibiting any verbal and physical contact between the alleged offender and victim. In other words, if you spot it, you're not supposed to. Because, you know, that would take some balls. Now you can just make it up. You can do it from afar and report them. Like the chicken shit that you are. And victim, once a report is filed,

the policy states. The policy aims to create a district that is, listen to this, actively anti-racist and anti-discriminatory like we don't already have a billion fucking federal and state laws that do that. Who the fuck said that? Some communist

twat. You slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant. Dick Durbin. Here's the one that set me on fire. Made my nipples spin. Interpersonal racism. Listen how they define it. As prejudgment or bias

in, and this is in quotes, privately held beliefs. Well, they don't sound so private now. Conscious and unconscious. I'll repeat that again for you guys who are half asleep. Unconscious. In other words, they're reading your minds now. conscious. In other words, they're reading your minds now. Is this all welling into the fucking thousandth power? External behaviors and actions towards others. How would you enforce that? And institutional racism, which, guys, do you see what they're doing? It's the best way to destroy the nuclear family, by the way. Start ratting on each other. There's a million things. It's so Marxist in its intent.

It's inequitable outcomes for students. Look who it protects. Identify as black. Identify. Huh? Why identify as black? I know. There's the out.

Good lawyer, Dallas. Identify. That's a great. No, seriously. That's how you could identify as protecting black people, indigenous, and people of color. Because they're the only ones that are subjected to racism in this country. You know, when a black guy pushes an Asian woman in front of a subway in New York, he's just down on his luck, you know, he's broke, it's not his fault.

Are you fucking kidding me? Furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves. Microaggressions, which the school district defines as any intentional or unintentional slights. I think Orwell would go, what the fuck? Unintentional slights, snubs or insults. Can you imagine? You violated the snub policy. What did I do? Well, you turned your shoulder. A black woman came in. Derogatory, negative, and targeted person are subject to punishment according to the policies.

Fuck you, mother! That's all I got to say to that Rhode Island. Whoever came up with that. You guys have lost your shit in New England. It's fucking embarrassing. If I was the Patriots, I'd change the name. Determinations on whether the policy was violated, get this, are made by either the superintendent, principal,

and that'll be some fucking angry black chick who weighs 400 pounds who stepped over a white guy, principal or director, and there are both formal and informal reporting procedures. Yeah, I bet. Informal as, we'll do it behind closed doors, Solis told DCNF. Students, teachers, staff, and apparently anyone in the town of South Kingston will be formally deemed racist.

Formally deemed, what are you going to put a Scarlett's letter or whatever? Big R or not racist by whomever an accuser chooses to process his Orwellian report. At least the guy gets it who wrote this. Did you guys ever think, honestly, we'd get to this point? And it's moving so fast. Light speed. We'd get to this point. And it's moving so fast. Lightspeed. I feel like this week they're stepping on the pedal between the raid. I just can't believe there's that many of you assholes. Not you guys.

You vote like I do. But any of you jerk-off friends, it's getting close to going. If you're fine with what they did with Trump, get the fuck away from me. Because now it's not about politics. Now it's about being a decent person. Anyways, finally tonight on nipples and onion rings, EPA should shut the fuck up is the headline.

Oh, I like that one. Here's more example of liberalism going crazy. The Environmental Protection Agency, Region 6, that's a great region. It's way better than three. That's a, Region 6 department is conducting, get this, helicopter flyovers. Where? Over Afghanistan or Iran? No.

Over the Permian, it sounds like the Middle East, Permian Basin to identify super emitters of methane gas among all, among oil and gas operators. This is in Texas, according to a news report. The flyovers will use infrared cameras to inspect hundreds of oil and gas activities in the Permian Basin region of West Texas in Southeast New Mexico until August 15th. They'll be doing this. The agency hopes to use aerial surveillance to identify large emitters of methane and excessive volatile organic compound emitted gases.

Why don't you fly over the Capitol in the White House? You want to see poison gas? Emitted as gases from certain solids or liquids, which brought us energy independence under Trump last year, by the way, which may cause adverse health effects, as well as address any noncompliance indicated by Mein Führer. Indicated by the flyovers through EPA administrative enforcement actions. Get enough government in your life, folks?

Un-fucking-believable. And referrals to the Department of Justice. God help us. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. Exactly. You know what's gonna happen? Those guys ain't gonna... Oil guys are kinda... I think they're kind of Republican kind of... Oh, no, that's an EPA guy.

Anyways, it's just a way to intimidate the oil and gas industry. Who said that? Steve Malloy, member of former President Trump's EPA transition team, told the Daily Call News Foundation, the EPA's conduct is outrageous. Yes, sir. The EPA can impose severe fines on offenders and continue to keep an eye on them

to make sure they're taking the necessary steps to address excessive emissions. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. Biden's EPA is doing everything to make gas prices higher, Malloy said. You don't say. Do you understand we are energy independent? We're sitting on a ton. There's no place in the United States where air, this was the best statement in the whole article. Malloy is saying it, the EPA guy that used to work under Trump. There's no place in the US states, United States, where air quality threatens anybody's health. Even the worst air quality may technically

violate EPA standards, but none of that is a health risk, which is absolutely true. The, what did I want to say? Excuse me. Oh, China. Yeah, no, but you know, China, we all share the same planet and you're busting our balls. Why don't you go fly? Oh, you wouldn't dare fly. Get on the phone to China because they're building fossil fuel, oil refineries by the dozens a day over there, and we're sitting here. Come on, everybody.

We're all in this together. No, we're not. Not even close. But we got a ton of oil. We're sitting on a together. No, we're not. Not even close. But we got a ton of oil. We're sitting on a ton of it. You don't blame me? This is an El Paso. Hey, fellas.

Hey, fellas, it stopped. Look, I'm a successful cook. Success. It cracks me up because you can see the thing. That's Dick Cheney, by the way, in his heyday. There's another devil. I guess I have to apologize for defending him. See his commercial?

Plugging his daughter's campaign and how Trump is a danger, should never be near the White House and lied about the election being stalled. Dick Cheney, he is, he's fucking as crazy as everybody said. I apologize to you people back in the day. The EPA proposed new regulations on the oil and gas industry's methane emissions in November of 2021. That would be last year. The agency is mulling whether to declare it. They're going to declare areas of West Texas and eastern New Mexico in violation of federal limits on ozone pollution.

Helicopter surveillance of the Permian Basin, which accounts for roughly 40% of the nation's oil supply, began two years ago, three years ago, 2019. Holy moly. That's under Trump. We'll have to look at that. I never had none of that. They did it behind my back. Anyhow, that is it. Do you need any more evidence that we're headed for either?

This is a revolution happening before your eyes. It's a country transitioning from capitalism to whatever the fuck you want to call it that most of the people in this country don't want. Again, all you assholes who have been voting Democrat the last 20 fucking years who are retarded and the media plays you like a fucking fiddle. You got us to this point. Again, I'm talking not to you guys, because you're my fans,

and I think you agree with me. But in case this slips into Michael Moore's hands. Know what I'm saying? That's it. Again, sign up at patreon.com. Comics Gym, we're winding down on that so move over to patreon.com and don't forget nickdip.com for all your

depalo needs and that's it enough of this boo-boo today you guys think I'll say it you're very welcome my forehead's very shiny See you tomorrow. guitar solo Thanks for watching!