The Nick DiPaolo Show - Real Racists: The BIDENS not the TRUMPS | Nick Di Paolo Show #554
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Hey everybody, free speech is under attack.
It doesn't matter if you're a comedian like me
or our commander in chief, the old one, the real one.
And it's not just the media anymore.
It's the people who run our hospitals, teach our kids.
We can't let this happen.
We have to keep telling the truth.
And that's what I try and do every day on this show.
As you know, Twitter shadow banned me and YouTube blocked me,
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on my new platform where I can say whatever I want. And yes, I'll be giving it away for free.
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Thanks a lot, everybody, and thanks for your support. No, no.
How are you, folks?
Final day of the week on a Thursday.
State of Georgia.
Nice to be with you.
That's Richie Castellano of Blue Oyster Cult fame.
Tickling that 18th fret.
What not.
How you doing?
Are you okay?
Because the world is not okay.
I think that's why you watch the show.
Let Uncle Nick make you feel better
with some more negativity.
It's so easy to fix what's wrong.
Start fucking destroying the left.
Mentally, physically, lie to them.
Fucking dox them.
Do all the shit that they do to the right.
Follow them into restaurants.
Slap the dick out of their mouth in the men's room.
Go after these people.
I'm not seeing enough.
That January 6th so-called
insurrection was a real disappointment. I've mentioned it many times. Those are some real
amateurs. You watch that footage, even when I watch footage now of, I don't know, let's say
Oregon on a Tuesday night pushing back again. I don't see real violence going. It almost looks staged to me. I don't see people moving at riot speed.
You know what I mean?
Go back and look at your history, like riots in the 60s or the cops in 1968 at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
I can't remember.
Busting heads.
It just looked more authentic.
I can't put my finger on it,
but that's just me being cynical, you know.
I told you, the closest I ever got to a bra like that was in high school.
I was at a titty bar parking lot, the Golden Banana.
It's the town next to mine.
And there was, I think, a bachelor party that me and my buddies
weren't even involved in it happened to be there and a fight brought it spilled outside and i'm
standing i don't know about three feet from the brawl and uh the cops pull up and one guy
whacked me in the back of the leg with a fucking billy club i was just standing there watching
but even he moved at fucking, you know, riot speed.
Just, I want you to watch the January 6th thing again.
Go back and watch the clips.
Like when the cops inside and the people coming up the stairs,
did he really, he's on the phone turning his back to these,
it stinks of a fucking false flag or whatever the fuck.
Anyways, I rant and I rave.
Let's get right to it.
The weather today in Georgia, 98.
The weather tomorrow in Georgia, 99.
Here's Matthew with sports.
Speaking of sports, my Bruins got eliminated
by the dirty fucking Islanders last night.
And Tuka Rask, I'm sorry, you're not going to win a cup with him.
Great goaltender, regular season, not a money goalie.
Not a money goalie.
Again, I digress.
Let's get to it.
There are white niggers.
I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time.
Sounds like our president speaking.
In the reverse the races segment tonight, well, well, well.
Not only, this is by Nolte, well, well, well, not only,
this is by Nolte, by the way, in Breitbart, and he beat me to the punch. Not only has his
fraudulency Joe Biden used the N-word at least 13 times that we know of, but that chip off the old
block, which I said yesterday, named Hunter Biden, he used it at least three times that we know of.
yesterday named Hunter Biden.
He used it at least three times that we know of.
Oh, but former President Trump, the man, the fake news media,
Democrats, big tech and academia and Hollywood assured us was a demonic racist.
How many times has he been caught uttering the N-word or any racial slur?
Zip zero for you Spanish people.
Nada.
Not once. Not ever. and he's been famous forever and there's the media's response to joe biden
you are such phony fucks i hate you you left the media the liberal fucking media, you are beyond bias. It's a corrosiveness. You've done more to
damage this country than any shitty politician ever could. And you shitheads who watch CNN still,
the 12 of yous at the airport, and still vote that way, you're complicit in this downfall of
this society. And it's going to get ugly, folks.
The right hasn't even begun to fight yet, in my opinion, I'm hoping. Literally billions and
billions of corporate media dollars and Democrat Party dollars and dark money dollars have been
spent along with countless man hours looking for even one racist slur Trump's uttered. Just one
that a man who's been world famous for four decades has
uttered. Do you understand that? Around the clock, since he announced he was going to run for
president. Do you understand that? They've been around the clock looking for it and can't find it.
How do you explain that? How do you explain that, Joy Reid, you hateful fucking bitch?
Or Jim Acosta, you fucking closeted jerk-off.
They came up so empty, all they could do was fabricate lies and hoaxes,
like Trump saying very fine people on both sides,
which was debunked fucking 3,000 years ago.
That's all they got on him.
And you know, these very same monsters
performed the same scouring of everyone in Trump's circle.
That was my first reaction when I heard Hunter Biden.
And I didn't get to,
I didn't make my point clear on Hunter Biden, by the way.
I really blew what I wanted to say about that.
I don't have a problem with him saying that
to his white friends and shit.
Because you know what?
About 90% of white guys, especially younger than me, that's how they talk to their white
friends.
Because hip hop in the black community has made it fashionable.
I've actually had my mother call me and I go, hello?
And she goes, what's up, my nigga?
My mother.
I exaggerate to make my point.
But I'm saying, big deal.
I don't care that Hunt is...
Just don't pretend that you're above that, you and your dad.
That's my point.
And the media, the left-wing jerk of don't pretend that, you know, you don't hear it or see it.
But when Trump or Donald Jr., if he, God forbid, I mean, they've been looking at everybody in Trump's circle.
And again, most especially Don Jr. and Eric, and also came up with Zippo, his goose eggs.
So the N-word score thus far, as Mr.olte writes the biden's 15 the trump's zero
and and who do you think they look at harder to find this shit even that notwithstanding
and no one needs to invent anything to prove joe biden's racist, a man who casually throws around the N-word.
We have a clip that's been going around from when he was a senator. And God, he was even retarded back then. But you're going to like this clip. And I'm sure you'll see it on CNN and ABC. And
I'm sure Robin Roberts will sit down with Hunter you know, Hunter Biden and do a hard hitting piece or George Stephanopoulos.
All the other cum guzzlers that pretend they're anchors.
Check out Joe Biden at his best here when he was a senator in 1855.
Already have a nigger mayor. We don't need any more nigger big shots.
Already have a nigger mayor. We don't need any more nigger big shots.
Excuse me? Already have a nigger mayor.
Oh, my God.
What are we doing?
What's going on right now?
Nothing.
You just be in yourself.
Now, you jerk-offs on the left are going to go,
yeah, but he was reading what somebody said in a transcript.
And you know what?
I'd go along with you and say, that's right, it was out of context.
But you don't do that when it's people on the right,
whether they're fucking country singers or politicians or athletes.
You don't give a fuck what the context is.
You can't have it both ways, although you've been having it both ways, because we have
enough retarded people in this country to buy your horse shit.
But he was just reading.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a shit.
And I'll bring up a few examples in a second.
Doesn't matter the context.
And then he's sitting there, this jerk off in Oklahoma last weekend.
Oh, the massacre.
What you black people have been through.
Oh, I can't believe white supremacy.
White supremacy, man.
Come on, man.
It's not ISIS.
It's not Al Qaeda.
It's white supremacy.
Suck a dick and die.
And he loved, by the way,
I've heard people say this about comedians,
white comedians who've used the word,
the nigger word in a joke when they're, again, not doing it in a pejorative.
They're imitating somebody.
And I heard some other comic,
Real Liberal Douche, I won't say who it was.
You can tell that the white comics actually enjoy that when they do that.
Oh, really? Now you're a mind reader?
How about fucking Biden? I think he had a hard-on under his desk.
That's the last time he had one was 1988.
Anyways, it's a fuck stain.
The angry part is, like I said, though, you won't see a sniff of this on mainstream media.
It just, ugh. You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole.
Hope you're not talking to me.
I'll bitch slap you.
Yeah, it's not a double standard.
It's a triple triple quadruple standard
when it comes to this shit.
How you people sleep at night on left is beyond me.
Text messages obtained by the daily mail show Hunter Biden,
we talked about it yesterday,
repeatedly using the N-word in communication
with his attorney, George Mazera's figures on the right,
immediately observed the seemingly hypocrisy from left-wing personalities
and media outlets, given their penchant for attempting to cancel others.
Just say white people.
They can't even do it when they're...
Others for similar improprieties.
That's nothing we don't know about, but...
You fucking hypocrite.
Oh, are they ever, Kevin.
Here are... about but you fucking hypocrite oh are they ever kevin um here are there was a list of 12 people
like people who have had their careers ruined or canceled so to speak i'm only going to give you
half of them because this is a one hour show basically or less because i gotta take a pp um
here are six people who are also exposed for using the n-word, but unlike Hunter Biden, they face serious
personal or professional consequences as a result. This list is by no means exhaustive, meaning
there's a thousand more examples we could give. Let's go to the first one. We covered this story
about a month ago. Morgan Wallen, country music star Morgan Wallen, he faced swift backlash after a, do we have a pic?
We do. Oh, there he is. I'm sorry. I'm looking at it.
Looks like every NHL hockey player with a mullet.
Swift backlash after a video merge showing the Whiskey Glasses singer using the N-word after a night out with his friends.
Again, his white buddies uttering, take care of this pussy ass nigga. A seeming reference to one of his friends, again, his white buddies, uttering, take care of this pussy-ass nigga,
a seeming reference to one of his friends.
The fallout resulted in the talent agency WME dropping the star, as well as radio networks
and major streaming platforms dropping him.
Additionally, he was disqualified
from the 2021 ACM, American Country Music Awards. How to back them, huh? You can't
rely on rednecks now? We'd be finished. You won't find anybody more gutless than suits in Hollywood, the industry. I don't care what it is,
country music, whatever. Oh my God, are they ball-less. Number two, John Falk.
Fuck you. Look at this all-American kid. John Falk, who is he? He's the former Charlotte
Hornets broadcaster. John Falk was fired for he? He's the former Charlotte Hornets broadcaster. John
Falk was fired for mistakenly using the N-word in the reference to the Hornets. This has
to be true. It has to be a mistake. Because you wouldn't do this thinking you're going
to get away with it. Reference to the Hornets-Nuggets game, typing the N-word instead of nuggets. He put niggers instead of nuggets. Is there really a difference?
Of course there is. Naughty, naughty. He deleted the tweet and apologized for the mistake,
writing, earlier today, I made a horrific error while attempting to tweet about the Denver-Utah game. I don't know how I mistyped.
I had and have no intention of ever using that word, he said.
I take full responsibility for my actions.
Well, you're making it sound like you did it intentionally.
It was an accident.
What did you hit the nigga key?
I have been sick to my stomach. Have you really
about it ever since? I'm truly sorry that this happened. And I apologize to those I offended.
And I want to kill my typing teacher, Mrs. Ramford, Nate Gray.
Can you imagine? I mean, obviously it was a mistake. Despite that, what the Charlotte Hornets,
you know, they, you know, what did they,
they announced that he would not return as the radio broadcaster
due to a violation of the organization's typing skills, social media policy.
Can you imagine?
These blacks, who knows where they're going to take the wrong way.
I don't know. It was a big typing mistake.
Here's another one, number three, Don McNeil, veteran New York Times reporter.
Do you know how, can you imagine getting booted from the New York Times? He's a veteran reporter New York Times. Donald McNeil resigned after 45 years, 45 years at Yale, for using the N-word in 2019.
In response to a question by a student, this is similar to when Joe Biden was reading and
he's responding to a question by a student who asked whether he believed the classmate
should have been suspended for a video she made as a 12-year-old in which she used a
racial slur
to understand what was in the video this is him talking to me uh i asked if she had called someone
else the slur or whether she was rapping or quoting a book title that's all he asked her
and of course the left you know it's a sick question you're a sick fuck and i'm not that
sick that i'm going to answer it.
Well, he was trying to put it in context. And asking the
question, I used the slur itself, he
wrote in the resignation letter, adding
I should not have done that.
Well, you know what?
These guys that apologize when they make a legitimate
mistake, you almost deserve to be
canceled. Grow a pair of big
black balls. Originally,
I thought context, in which I use the word, could be defended.
However, I realized that it cannot.
No, it can.
You choose not to.
And the people that you work with and write for choose not to.
You don't believe in context when it's a whitey, even yourself.
Number four, Jonathan Friedland.
Good friend of mine at Netflix.
Yeah, right.
Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Is there any more liberal outlet and showbiz than Netflix?
They won't even look at me because I'm white and older and male. You can't find a more discriminatory
and he's going to get Jonathan Friedland, Netflix fired Jonathan Friedland,
who served as its chief communicator. How ironic, chief communications. After he used the N-word
twice in front of employees. Oh, boy. Oh, that dirty cogsucker. I've made a decision to let go
of Jonathan Friedland, Netflix CEO, Reed Hastings, who, believe it or not, I met many times. He used
to run Comedy Central back in 1856 when I was on it. Reed Hastings, huh? There you go. You wonder
why you guys had never heard of me until three minutes ago. Reed Hastings wrote in a memo to
staff at 28, Jonathan contributed greatly in many years, but his descriptive use of the N-word
on at least two occasions at work showed unacceptably low racial awareness and sensitivity,
even though every black employee around him is saying it, and I'm sure they're making white jokes.
And it's not in line with our values as a company. Really? Netflix, you don't say nigger a lot in the office?
Number five,
Kyle Larson,
NASCAR driver.
Kyle Larson,
now I can hear people on the left
if they watch this show.
Yeah, man,
there's no way he,
come on,
NASCAR,
South,
racist,
you know how it all go.
NASCAR driver,
Kyle Larson,
was suspended last year
after using the N-word
when he was cut off in traffic
by Cale Yarbrough.
No. After using the N-word during a video game broadcast. As a result,
Chip Ganassi Racing ultimately fired him, and he lost sponsors. He was quoted as saying,
I was just ignorant and immature. I didn't understand the negativity and hurt that comes
with that word. First of all, think about that for a second.
Grown man didn't know that that,
you know, the hurt and negativity.
You fucking,
why even apologize?
He later told
the Associated Press, that's not
a word that I have ever used. A liar,
liar, pants on fire.
Of course he's used it. I'm sure
he's bet on an NBA play playoff game i grew up in
northern california all i ever did was race
24 hours a day i was in a little race car and that's all i was focused on there's probably a
lot of real life experiences i didn't get to have and i was just ignorant oh my god is this bad
to how hurtful that word is.
You almost deserve to be canceled.
And finally, this well-known racist, Dr. Andrea Gwinnett,
in 2015, University of Kansas communications professor,
Andrea Gwinnett was placed on leave
after students filed a complaint
after she used the n-word to describe an incident that reportedly occurred on the
University of Missouri campus as Breitbart News reported at the time. She
says I was simply trying to suggest that because racism can be expressed in
different ways Kansas University needs to find solutions to race and diversity issues that
are specific to the problems on our campus, which there are none, she said, explaining herself.
This term I used is not a word I use, but I used it in this situation only in the retelling of an
actual event, sort of like a senator reading a transcript of some other guy saying the word nigger.
Yet he's our president still.
And look at her.
Racism written all over.
Actual event that occurred on the University of Missouri campus.
It's just ridiculous.
So there you go.
There you go.
Double and triple standards.
This notion that there's a word that some segment of the population can use but others can't is fucking laughable in the United States of America.
But not to the people who hate it.
You know, the Democrat Party, the mainstream
media.
They think it's all right.
I've never in my life.
I want you to let that soak in.
Trump has, they can't find anything on Trump.
He might be the cleanest guy ever to sit in that office.
That's why they're still going after him.
Fucking, since he's been out of office,
they're still trying to dig up business mispractices.
Can you imagine?
You could arguably make that argument.
It makes me so mad I want to run away from home,
which is what I'm doing, folks.
I'll be back on the road next weekend.
I just came
home. But you know what? I love Dallas, Texas. I had my best show there a year or two ago.
I'll be in Texas doing a Steven Crowder show on Thursday night, and then I'll be performing at
the Sons of Herman Hall in Dallas on Friday, June 18th, and Saturday, the 19th.
You can get tickets to these shows at nickdip.com and just click on the tour button.
That's nickdip.com.
Click on that tour button.
And then you and I, after the show, we'll do a couple of shots.
And then we'll go look for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
I used to date a couple of them back in the early 70s when I was 14, and then my alarm would go off, and I'd get up and go to
school. Mama. Let me tell you about Dallas audiences. I hadn't played in a while. I used to play a place
called Addison outside of Dallas. The Improv had a club, which is great. Great club. For years, I did that one.
And a couple of years ago, Tommy brought me to the, it's the theater where fucking Oswald
got shot.
I don't know.
JFK Theater.
I forget the name of it.
Dallas Theater.
Anyways, that I, some of my jokes that even make, you know, people in South Carolina cringe.
These guys, this audience was,
they were laughing at shit.
They didn't flinch once, is my point.
And it's very hard not to flinch once in a while at my show,
even my fans.
I said, oh my God, I'll find a new home.
Anyways, I can't wait to get there.
I'm buying a Stetson hat and some boots.
That's why.
It's called the Texas Theater.
Oh, that's right.
It was the Texas Theater that I was at.
It was great.
And Sons of Hermon, I'm sure, will be great, too.
Every time I hear that, I think of who?
Eddie Munster, obviously.
California.
Let's stay on the race.
And California thieves
swarm a Louis Vuitton store
and steal more than $100,000
in handbags, police say.
Now, when I read that initially
because I'm a racist,
when I bet you they were black,
guess what?
Call me a fucking detective.
The reason I say that,
and again, folks,
and you've watched the show enough,
you know I don't include all black people,
but there's a small segment
of the black population
that just don't believe
in any fucking laws whatsoever.
If you remember,
we reported on an Apple store
that was in the same area,
Northern California.
We did this about a year ago.
Remember, they would let people, they were instructed, the people that worked there,
to let the people steal the shit?
No security guard or anything.
So what do you think is going to happen?
If I was with them, I might have grabbed it back myself.
A manhunt was underway in California this week
for a coordinated group of 11 suspected thieves
who ran into a Louis Vuitton store
and fled with more than 100 Gs in handbags,
according to authorities.
That's just, that's just, that's just horrible behavior.
I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all,
and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. It's just so ridiculous. I didn't mean to do that. behavior.
I didn't mean to do that.
Police said the incident occurred around 5.30 p.m. Monday
at a shopping center in Palo Alto,
about 30 miles south
of downtown San Francisco.
The group stormed the store, grabbed
36 handbags,
and fled the scene. 36 handbags and fled the seat.
36 handbags is worth $100,000?
Who's buying this shit?
Fucking, I know drug cartels that walk in and go, hey, Jesus Christ, I can't afford it.
An investigation revealed.
So, you know, I don't know.
There's something wrong with the black man's mind.
There's something wrong with his mind.
Don't be sexist.
There were black women involved.
They exited the store quickly, ran through the mall, and fled in five vehicles prior
to police arrival, according to Palo Alto police.
Witnesses described the suspects, who were all wearing face coverings, oh my God, as
black males and females.
Now why did they do that?
Why are they mentioned in the race?
Because they have pictures of them, and they have to.
Guarantee if they didn't have this, they wouldn't have said shit.
Possibly in their late teens or early 20s, the suspects caused no injury. Now, here's where you
can tell it's a left wing. They caused no injuries, and no weapons were used, and nobody was injured. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever, ever, ever
read a story about
larceny, whatever the fuck you call it,
major theft,
and they went, but you know what?
Nobody was hurt.
There were no guns.
Yeah, sort of like January 6th.
There were no weapons.
Those white supremacists and a white woman were shot by a black cop.
But there were no weapons used during the alleged theft here.
It was just, you know, shoplifting on steroids.
And you know what, with reparations and shit, let them have the bags.
Authorities added.
Oh my God.
They give us too much information.
Just the facts, ma'am.
They're almost making excuses.
The suspect's vehicles, boy, these people must have been broke.
Let's describe the getaway vehicles.
Gray Lexus sedan.
I wonder whose that was.
Gray Infiniti SUV.
A white Audi sedan.
Boy, no wonder why they're going for the Louis Vuitton shit,
to match their other shit. A black four-door Hyundai. Wait a minute. Get him out of there.
And red two-door Honda sedan. What? Was there no Nissan in there? The official car of the angry
minority? Surveillance video of the incident will not be released by police. Why is that?
You can't handle the truth. Why wouldn't they release the video? Why is that? Oh, you know why,
and I know why. Anyways, they shared photos of a suspect on Tuesday. They didn't want to give
people the wrong impression. A witness was able to photograph the woman as she fled through the
mall carrying some
of the stolen handbags police said.
They don't even go out of side exit, they're so brazen.
All righty, let's move on.
I don't like all this acrimony as far as race goes.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Oh, God, help us.
I'll tell you, and this is sort of race-related, critical race theory.
You know what?
And we've talked about it about three days in a row.
People have had enough.
Well, what people?
Parents, taxpayers, people who are sending their children to these schools.
And, again, not just white people.
That's how off the reservation this shit is, that even black and brown people are going,
this is just plain out and out wrong.
But you know what?
This is like the second clip we'll show this week where, no, maybe third, actually.
We had those two women go after the school board.
What is this school board anyways?
It's never, every time I see a clip, it's never in a positive light.
They did something good.
It's always something, Boy, the system is filled
with filthy rats and snakes. Huh? The education system. It's totally infiltrated by fucking
Marxists. Everybody must have been asleep at the switch for years. But you know what? Parents have
had enough. School board member almost gets his face rearranged. The word almost ruined the headline.
A school board member from Penfield, New York.
What a dick this guy is.
Named William Yeager.
He called the parent an asshole.
Look at him.
He's a fucking, looks like Judd Apatow.
Yuck.
Called the parent an asshole following public comments from citizens who push back against
mask policy in diversity, equity, and inclusion curriculum. Basically critical race theory.
People have had it, absolutely had it with this horseshit. I mean, they're doing damage to kids,
not just mentally with indoctrinating with this hateful
ideology, but even with a mask. Kids don't even, they're acting, psychologists saying they're
acting, I mean, it's just so wrong, but a jerk-off like this, this is what he loves.
It makes him feel powerful. So anyways, they're having a town meeting, whatever the board,
school board's up there, and this jerk-off off has the balls Mr. Yeager to call
a parent an asshole of course he picked on the wrong guy and it almost got physical I was really
hoping to see an ass kicking here this guy Yeager's lucky that this guy you know was smart
enough you know why it doesn't go all the way now? Because of lawyers. See, back in the day, this guy would have
settled it in the parking lot, beat this
guy silly, but now you raise your hand
and you're on camera and you're in a lawsuit
for the rest of your life. But anyway, here's the clip.
Pause. Pause.
Pause.
That guy standing up, he's on the school board, teacher,
said you're not going to do anything to me, asshole.
To a parent.
And then he has the balls to call this guy up.
I guess the guy was sitting.
He didn't see how big he was.
But watch this.
Hey, come on.
All right, we're going to move in. You need to see how big he is, but watch this. People have had enough.
And that's how arrogant these jerk-offs are.
Paying your salary.
You asshole, you're not going to...
Only in New York.
In every other country.
I mean, every other state.
I was just hoping they would let him go.
And he would have choked the guy with his own tie.
Parent...
Oh, my God.
His last name was Tyson.
You don't want to fuck with this guy.
Parent Rich Tyson, who has a daughter in the district,
jumped on stage, confronted Yeager after he told him,
you're not going to stand up here and do anything to me, asshole.
Yeager had to be physically restrained by others on the, he did?
Why did he come around the table?
Oh, he was a bitch by others on the board and why did he come around the table oh he was a bitch by others on the board
and the meeting was halted he Jaeger started kind of motioning this is uh Tyson talking
is that that's Jaeger again look at this smug look on his face fucking cocksucker he Jaeger
started kind of motioning for me to come up towards the stage,
this is Tyson talking, which I did start walking, and then he dropped an F-bomb on me,
Tyson told WROC, that's when I walked and jumped up on the stage, and not to be physically
confrontational, but I wanted to address it with him face to face, even with COVID and
no masks.
By the time I got there, he had become essentially unhinged.
So Jaeger, you know, just I don't want to talk to you.
Get away from me.
Fuck you.
Put him up.
Put him up. Put him up.
Anyways, yeah, that's Mr. Yeager.
And people have had enough.
We saw the two women going off on the school boards and shit.
How does this not, can I ask you a question?
And I'm dead sincere question.
How does this not end in civil war eventually?
If we can fast forward another, I don't know, three minutes.
Don't you feel it?
I mean, where do we go from here?
They're fucking abusing your kids, and that's no exaggeration,
indoctrinating with shit that you would never teach them.
At what point do you jump in, mama, like a bear with a cubs?
But look.
Ugh. Yuck.
That's what I don't miss about the Northeast, that face
right there.
I'm watching the Red Sox. I forget to
tell you this a couple days ago.
They're at home. And this is about
the third time I've seen this and I've never commented.
A foul ball goes into the crowd.
Some guy gets it and there's
some jerk off in his face pointing to a kid,
telling the guy to give the ball to the kid.
I would love to be that guy and go, sit the fuck down.
First of all, how do you not know this guy doesn't have a kid at home
or a nephew who loves whatever the fuck?
But there's the virtue signal.
Give it to them.
You're bad. I've seen this play out. I saw a play out with a little black kid. A white guy had the
ball and there was about 10 people pointing. You people are the fucking worst. What is it that you
lack that you have to virtual signal around the clock? You know what you lack? You're not virtuous. You
lack virtuals. But just demanding the guy give the ball. Oh, my God. His term ends in
2021. Well, last time I checked, it was 2021. Maybe it's an old clip. I don't know, but he deserves to be harassed. Follow
him to Arby's
or to the gay bathhouse
that he fucking visits every night.
I'll tell you.
But like I
said, the people on the right are getting sick
and tired. Got another example of
it. Boy, is this the second
story that involves
country music?
We mentioned Wallen.
Well, what do they have to say?
CMT, country music,
what's the T for?
Thank you.
That's how far I am.
My career is from fucking show business.
Can't even figure out T's for television.
Country music television told fuck you,
I put that in there, by its audience.
Why would they do that, Nick?
Well, let me tell you why.
You as a country music television known as CMT
are slamming a company promising to boycott
its upcoming award shows after it urged viewers, get this,
this is country music television, to wear orange for a gun control campaign.
You shit-kicking, stinky horseman who's smelling motherfucker, you.
How to know your audience.
Unbelievable, huh?
What did I tell you about showbiz suits?
Fucking soulless we're virtually
wearing orange today virtually in support of national gun violence awareness day and to call
attention to the more than 100 lives that are lost every day to gun violence unless you take
out inner city drug dealers and gangbangers, then it's won.
But let's not put it in context.
Hashtag, we're...
And you're saying, Nick, what are you saying, Black Lives
Don't Matter? Well, no, Sharpton is saying that.
And fucking AOC is saying
that. And every black and left-wing
politician who don't go to Chicago
every weekend and see what they can do about it.
Hashtag, wear orange
and visit wearorange.org for more, CMT tweeted last week.
Oh, I bet you that went over well in Tennessee.
The Wear Orange campaign encourages people to wear the color orange to remember lives
lost to gun violence and to raise awareness about this public health crisis.
about this public health crisis.
To spread its message,
it has partnered with left-wing groups such as Bloomberg Philanthropies.
Remember him?
He spent a half a billion dollars in three minutes.
Didn't get a vote.
Planned Parenthood.
Boy, they take time out of it.
Federation of America.
And the Democratic Attorney General's Association.
Ugh.
It is also, that's funny, the Democratic General General's Association. Ugh. It is also, that's funny,
the Democratic General Attorneys,
it is like there's any other kind of fucking attorneys.
They're about 90%.
It is also backed by gun control groups
such as March for Our Lives
and Newtown Action Alliance.
The country music television tweet
sparked outrage among country music fans surprise surprise
as the los angeles times reported a survey of the first 100 direct responses on the channel's page
showed an overwhelming god i'm almost gonna Majority were very unhappy with the message. Among the 100, only four,
only four were supportive. I love it. That's four too many. Fans slammed country music television
for pushing the Wear Orange campaign, accusing the campaign of missing key context on gun violence and
threatening to boycott the CMT Music Awards hosted this year by, oh my God, I'm going
to watch it, Kane Brown.
Who'd that be?
Who'd that be, Kane Brown?
And Kelsey Ballerini.
That's Italian for ballerina.
Ballerini? Kelsey Ballerini? I got Italian for ballerina.
Ballerini?
Kelsey Ballerini?
I got all her shit.
I like her old stuff.
It was about two years ago.
It's set to air on Wednesday, so set the thing.
Here's some of the tweets, I guess. This is CMT trying to attract listeners they don't have
at a risk of alienating the listeners they do have.
How'd that work out for the Dixie
Chicks, one commenter said. Actually, a great point. Imagine you're going to pick off, you're
not going to get any of them. You're not going to get anybody who's not a righty to watch this.
But there might be three people out there. That's another $11. Let's sell our souls.
Another user pointed out that stat, by the way, the 100 people die every day,
includes suicides, which compromise well over half the total. It's disingenuous to omit that fact.
Are you saying they're lying? Another wrote, well, looks like the CMT is off the channel
selection for my TVs. Good luck catering country songs to the woke,
and may your profits be null.
And these are probably the nicest ones they got.
Who was in charge of making that decision?
It's beautiful.
It's just absolutely beautiful.
Another said,
I find it amusing that you think i give a damn what you think i
should and shouldn't do with the tools i use to defend me and my loved ones that was a very nice
one i enjoy that one another commenter wrote i no longer CMT. Good riddance to another woke support group out of touch with their audience.
You fucking people.
You have no idea how to defend a nation.
I wonder, I want to see if the boycott works and shit.
It's very hard.
They get big audiences.
You know what I mean? I'm going to tune in because that's one music I don't dislike it.
I just haven't bought into it yet.
You know what I mean?
When I hear it, I'm like, that's pretty good.
But how about you, Matthew?
I like old Hank Williams. Old Hank, that's good stuff.
Because you know why? Those guys lived it.
It's kind of happening.
A 20-year-old blonde girl is singing about a divorce and losing her horse.
Sort of like the blues, you see?
But I'll tell you, who's the fucking blonde?
Who's the white guy that plays the blues so humbly?
They showed a clip of him.
Is it Joe Bonamassa when he was like 10?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On stage with like B.B. King or some buddy guy, is it?
On stage playing blues and you're like,
that blows the whole theory.
You have to know a bunch of pain to do that shit.
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Let me take a sip of my fifth cup of coffee. Somehow I'll go home and take a three-hour power nap? I don't know how it happens. Matthew, you have kids?
Matthew's got no kids. I got no kids. That I know of. I mean, I did a lot of
zing-zang-lang on the road back then. I got a buddy, I won't say his name, a comic.
Somebody rang his doorbell about 20 years later and guess what? She had a kid.
Yes. And he did the right thing and said, and guess what? She had a kid. Yes.
And he did the right thing and said, I never met you, bitch.
No.
He took her to the business.
Why am I mentioning kids and babies?
Well, here you go.
Birthing person.
That's a phrase now.
Birthing person.
Not woman.
That's what they want to use now.
Instead of woman, when you refer to somebody who can give a birth, birthing person.
How about this?
How about fucking Jackoff?
How's that suit you?
This is OMB director.
That's Office of Management and Budget.
Shalanda Young, another ignoramus from the left, in Biden's mentally ill cabinet.
Like I said, they control our minds by fucking with the language, right?
That's what you do first.
You mess with the language.
And that's what political correctness is about.
Eventually, it affects your behavior.
It's a very sinister plan that they've been using forever.
And now, like I said, instead of saying,
woman, it's birthing person,
apparently anybody can give birth. Matthew had to explain to me that that wasn't true. I could
have sworn I heard a guy named Ed had triplets. Anyways, let's listen to this fucking dolt.
A guy's going to ask her about this term. Roll them. The budget requests $26 million to reduce maternal mortality and eliminate race-based disparities and outcomes among, quote, birthing people.
They want to get rid of disparities and outcome.
Now they're coming right out and say it.
Not opportunities.
Outcomes.
That's called racism.
Okay, let Chubby talk.
That's called racism. Okay, let Chubby talk.
This is a shift from recent budgets, which referred to maternal health issues as women's issues.
I've never heard the term before. Can you explain what it means?
Absolutely. There are certain people who do not have gender identities that apply to female or male and so we think our language needs to be more inclusive in how we deal with complex issues
what folks says about this family i does i has told you and told you that you can always tell
a lady but the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird and i ain't aiming for you to go to
mr john wilkinson and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. Hey, hey, hey.
I like how it says the H-O-N period.
I'm guessing the honorable.
Any reason they couldn't finish that?
Is it because it's laughable?
She goes by hon.
Does she really?
She goes by hon.
Attila the hon.
The honorable Shalanda Young.
So I thought, did you guys hear that?
Holy Christ.
I've heard a lot of, I thought that was an explosion.
Could be, but we get shit to do here.
Fuck it.
Maybe they nuked us.
That was as loud a thunder as I've heard since I've been here.
What was I talking about?
Oh, Shalon the Young.
I thought
there were guys who completely
transitioned and had a uterus put in
and a vagina and stuff
and that you could maybe
in vitro
and it would work, but Matthew
was telling me, well, no, the rest of the body chemistry,
you know, guys don't have the shit that will feed the baby.
I thought you just ate food and it went through the blood system
and, you know, you could get an umbilical cord at Target for like $6.99.
You tie that and put that in a baby's face.
Oh, God, these guys are women.
My vagina is angry. It is. It's pissed off.
I'm going home in the car yesterday, put on comedy on the radio. Gilbert Godfrey
is on there. He tells these real old dirty filthy jokes.
They still make me laugh just with his crazy delivery. A kid walks into a bathroom.
He sees his mother getting out of the shower.
He points to her crotch and says, what's that?
And she says, oh, your dad got mad at me and hit me with an ax.
And the kid said, oh, he hit you right in the cunt, huh?
I'm sorry, that joke's 100 years old, but Gilbert, I mean, just telling those,
oh, cracked me up.
Hit you right in the cunt. It's a pretty good Gilbert. I haven't been working on it that long. I think we'll end with this for today. A Megadeth band member got booted
for booty. By the way, Megadeth, my wife thinks it's metallica but mega death i'm 99 sure they
follow me on twitter the band liked my comedy i'm not a big you know headbanger guy but i
appreciate anybody who appreciates me anyways uh mega death you heavy metal people like jimmy
florentine knows who they are um he got a booted from a band. Allegations of online sex with a 19-year-old Dutch female.
So far, I've heard nothing wrong.
Actually envious.
19-year-old Dutch female contributed to David Ellefson
getting thrown out of the thrash metal band Megadeth.
It's got to be fun to say, I get thrown out of Megadeth.
I mean, come on.
What did I do?
Fucking 19-year-old from Norway.
I'm sure she's ugly, huh?
The founding bass player's May 14th ouster.
Oh, my God, he's the founding, he founded the group? How can you, you can't throw me out of my own band. 19, that's fucking
old for rock stars. Anyways, the founding bass player May 14th ouster stems from alleged
footage of him masturbating. Okay, now we're getting a little... In symphony. I know, but is the person writing this trying to be clever because it's a
musician? In symphony, was there a guy directing it? Masturbating in symphony with a fan he met at a signing in a video that landed online
ellison has filed a complaint with the scottsdale police department the arizona republic reported
this week alleging unlawful distribution of images he acknowledged four or five consensual virtual sex encounters and claims in the complaint that there had been no real-world sexual experience with a woman.
Ellefson is pursuing charges against the person who leaked the video online, not against the woman.
The Instagram poster remains unknown, according, you know, it's a fucking woman who hates him from past,
I'm guessing, according to the Republic. And it is unclear how the video was obtained.
They think Donald Trump and something to the dossier, Christopher Steele. But Ellison's
lawyers will be filing a defamation suit against that person who leaked it. and yet another high-profile revenge porn a lawsuit so
in come the yeah I am like God and God like me and a statement to the newspaper
Ellison said recently a very private video was illegally posted on the
internet and false
allegations were made against me. The actions in the video were between two consenting adults
and were recorded without my knowledge. I am working with the Scottsdale Police Department
in their investigation into charges regarding revenge pornography to be filed against the person who posted this video. Whoever released
the raunchy footage also claimed that Ellefson was grooming a minor, a term that now has particular
power in the wake of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. But Ellefson denied the allegation,
saying that all interactions were consensual, and the woman was 19, again,
especially in, like, Norway.
Is it like the legal age 14?
I know Sweden or one of those countries is.
That's how hot the broads are.
They have to make it 14.
I'm just kidding.
I don't find that.
It's gross.
But 19, that's not that big a deal.
Got audio of him online.
Pounding that ham.
Ellison 56, who lives in Scottsdale,
first became aware of the potential
for this career-crippling release on May 9th
when the claim,
David Ellison, a mega-death, is a pedophile.
That's what it said.
Appeared on Instagram,
which is ridiculously damaging.
I'm just going out on a limb. It's an ex-girlfriend
or one of many roadies that he, you know. A police report stated that the band's management
was made aware of allegations, told Ellison that the poster had harassed other members of Megadeth
in the past and advised him to sit tight as it would likely blow over.
But guess what? It didn't.
Two hours later, the video of Ellefson allegedly pleasuring himself
went online and quickly turned viral.
Can I ask you a question? I don't spend a ton of time online,
but I never fucking see this shit.
I guess I've got to be on Facebook and shit, which I pop on and say hi to the fans,
but I'm not a 12-year-old girl gossiping and living on it.
But anyways, so that's got to suck, huh?
He went online, probably saw him going, holy fucking, what am I going to goddamn do now?
That's what it sounds like when men masturbate.
Hey, there's a thunderstorm out there.
As reported in Variety, Ellison posted on his now private Instagram account
that the videos and images were released with ill intention by a third party
who was not authorized to have them or share them.
He also included a screenshot of a statement purportedly from the woman
in the video which allegedly claims that during the pair's interactions she was, in quotes,
always a consenting adult. In the end, it was all consensual and online. And that's
coming from the 19-year-old girl. And Matthew's been looking up, can't find her a dresser or fucking...
But that was not enough to satisfy the bandmates. Apparently they had a strained relationship
before. Four days later, Ellison was a solo act with the band, informing fans via Twitter
that he was out. I don't understand how you can get ousted from a band that you started. Don't you have paperwork?
I guess not, because when you started, you were 19
and on heroin.
While we do not know every detail of
what occurred with an already strained
relationship, what has already been revealed
now is enough to make working together
impossible moving forward,
the other band members wrote.
So, um, I guess
he's... Bye-bye.
That's not good.
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