The Nick DiPaolo Show - REPEAT: Special Guest The Hodge Twins! | Nick Di Paolo Show #241
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In this episode, I'm joined by the Hodge twins.
I never met these guys before this interview,
but they were great.
They were a lot of fun.
So enjoy this episode. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, everybody.
How are you? Welcome to the show.
That thing's crackling, folks.
What happened there?
Anyways, happy Savage Indian Day there, folks.
And there's something you haven't seen, huh?
In history class, they don't show that part of it.
Yes, the white people came over and gave them blankets that had more germs on them than the ones at the
Motel 6 I stayed at this weekend.
But that's not the point.
Some of these people were savages.
Cannibals and whatnot.
That's one of my favorite
scenes. Burning a white bitch at the
stake. I thought I saw
Liz Warren's great-great-granddad in there.
The other thing I hate is an Italian. They use Italians and Sicilians I thought I saw Liz Warren's great-great-granddad in there.
The other thing I hate is an Italian, they use Italians and Sicilians as actors, as Indians.
If you look up some of the credits, like F Troop, those guys were all Sicilian,
which is ironic when Columbus is known as an Italian.
It's a real clusterfuck.
Let's be honest.
We got race wrong in this country a long time ago,
ethnicity and whatnot.
But that guy that lit the fire looked just like my dad at a cookout with no shirt on
trying to get the barbecue going.
We have a white bitch today.
Happy, what is it, Indigenous People Day.
Happy, can we still say Columbus Day?
What else?
Happy whatever the fuck.
There's three Indians left in the country.
Three and one-eighth if you count Liz Warren,
who is known as Shitting Eagle now on the campaign trail.
Hey, big shout-out to Christopher McKean, three-figure donation.
Keep the donations coming.
They are very important.
They're going to get more important.
So we appreciate that.
You can always do that.
Good weekend I had.
Long weekend.
Mother of Christ.
Flew from Westchester.
All the way, I mean, excuse me, flew from Savannah, had to connect, went to Westchester,
New York, drove
45 minutes to Danbury, turned around, went back
to the
Levity Live Comedy Club where I was assaulted
by a walking yeast infection about a
year and a half ago.
That was packed. It was great.
Partial standing ovation, as usual.
Back to the hotel, Danbury.
Then visit my father-in-law who's
in a nursing home then back the next night i had to go to seymour connecticut if i could so don't
tell me i don't work for you people it's tremendous i made almost 11 this weekend you should be proud
of me and uh and then american airlines pulled their shit last night as i'm connecting fucking
from philly to savannah you know fucking i said i'm saying fuck a lot i'm very cranky today
uh anyways get home at one in the morning it was a nice 18 hour day i didn't get into show I'm saying fuck a lot. I'm very cranky today.
Anyways, got home at 1 in the morning.
It was a nice 18-hour day.
I didn't get into show business to work hard,
God damn it, Tommy.
There are no fishermen and farmers that didn't put up the fucking work
that I did yesterday.
Guys, can you laugh it up a little bit?
Fucking Rich, don't turn your head.
The mic's there.
That's why we have you,
you pigeonhole chooch.
Coming at you live.
We'll do it live. Okay. We'll do it live.
Okay.
We'll do it live!
Fuck it!
Yeah, we will.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Real quick, did you guys see that?
I have to show this real quick before I get to the news.
Yeah, Trump's going to be impeached.
Yeah, ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba.
Mark Levin, there's nobody smarter when it
comes to the Constitution okay and he was
going over it last night fucking
with a you know a comb and
I go
with him he says Trump will be shot tomorrow
no he says there's no
do you guys see this football play in
high school this California high school
player intercepts a pass
and he starts to run the wrong
way a la Jim Marshall.
And just
watch this. This is my favorite sports
play in the last five years.
Picked off
by a guy named Rodriguez, I believe.
And he's running the wrong way.
He thinks it's the cops.
And here comes his own teammate to bring him down.
He's furious.
Then he gets up and still doesn't know.
How about a hand for that kid hustling that made the tackle who knew enough to do that?
That would have been a safety for the other team.
You know, that was tremendous.
And that kid is retarded.
No, he's like Jim Marshall.
That's how old I am.
Jim Marshall did that in 1962 for the Vikings.
I started watching football in 68, and they still show it.
And so that was an unbelievable play by that kid.
Third quarter, Antonio Bush, one of the defenders for Fairfield High School,
picked it off from quarterback Jason Trout of, oh, I'm sorry defenders for Fairfield High School, picked it off from quarterback Jason Trotter.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's Rodriguez High School.
Rodriguez High School.
You get your diploma and it's all, you know, that,
what do you call that spray paint and graffiti all over?
Oh, that's racist, Nick.
Anyways, the kid went 60 yards and the fucking kid caught him from behind.
But I like what the kid said.
He said, that was little bro Bush's first interception.
Noted he's only played two and a half games due to injury.
Going into the game was his first game back off another injury.
So I really don't blame him.
That had nothing to do with us losing.
Little bro is fine, and he'll bounce back.
That kid's a leader.
Kid's name's Thrower, ironically. And yeah, so I had to show you that. What's going on?
Oh, let's get right to it. Trump was in Minneapolis, I think, last week or this past weekend or
whatever the fuck. And the usual garbage shows up, the usual so-called anti-fascists, and they're going after Trump supporters.
And this woman is interviewing one of the Trump supporters, and this is what happens.
In 2016, something that the president was really proud of in his campaign was that it was self-funded and that he had a lot of small...
Oh, nice. i'm so sorry
are you okay i'm fine are you serious i'm fine is that spit no it's not how it really
that's not how people really feel that is disrespectful but on the other hand that shit is disrespectful really so this kid equates wearing a MAGA hat with somebody spitting in your face there is
the product look what we've done to these young kids look at this shithead I don't need sex the
whatever that says you don't need sex you don't have have a choice. Nobody's going to fuck you, moron.
Too stupid to get laid.
But he's equating spitting somebody in the face.
The MAGA hat is just as,
it's the same thing to him.
Okay?
Words are the same thing to him as actions.
I mean, just brainwashed.
I have like three stories today
that's going to show what we've done to people this age.
Kid is fucking retarded
I hate him as much as the kid who spit and why couldn't they get the kid who spit on camera?
I noticed the guy holding a camera didn't do that. Why is that?
Nice going journalists. Anyways, go ahead play the rest of this poor white
I respect your opinion.
I didn't do that.
That wasn't me.
I was just trying to take a picture.
That's all right.
You have a better attitude about that than I would. Well, I'm telling you, you know.
Does that surprise you?
That did surprise me a little bit.
Then you're a dope.
That surprise you?
When are we going to stop fighting back?
Where are the young folk to chase him down?
That guy gets spit in the face.
Old white guy, by the way.
And boy, didn't he get all emotional.
And couldn't you tell who the fascist was there?
I respect your opinion.
He's too religious.
Turn the other cheek.
Fuck that.
Break the other cheek.
Spit in your face?
Somebody show me some footage.
That's how rare it is.
Show me some footage of a so-called Trump supporter
beating the shit out of somebody
or spitting in somebody's face on the other side.
Can you show it to me?
I'm pretty sure, you know,
we all know how the mainstream media, you know,
leans far left.
I'm sure if it exists, we'd have seen it a thousand times.
That's how rare it is.
But to spit in a guy's face and have a kid go,
well, that's just as disrespectful.
It's over, folks.
Let's get out the fucking muskets.
Rich, what are you doing?
Super chats or texting your girlfriend about her feet?
I was texting my girlfriend about her feet.
Yeah, there you go. Wiseass.
Look, he's sitting on a stool. If we could get a shot
of that. This $400 tie
sitting on a table for a chair.
We got more. So that
was outside the rally, the Trump rally.
And here's some more of the pitchfork
left-wing scumbags
actually
chasing old people.
Can we go back to that?
Is that hard to go back to the beginning?
Yeah, black kid.
That's a fucking young black kid going after an old white guy,
smacking him in the back of the head.
And, of course, that didn't make Meet the Press.
That didn't make NBC Nightly News.
That didn't make the New York Times, ABC, CBS, or did it?
I want you to reverse the races there
and have a nice young white fella
punching an all-black guy in the back of the head
and chasing him.
You think you would have seen it?
It would have been on a loop on CNN.
How do you guys vote fucking Democrat?
I don't care if I lose fans or not.
That's what you're fucking for,
if you pull the lever for any of those dickweeds.
Unbelievable.
It just infuriates me.
If I could, I'd grab this microphone
and I'd beat your brains out with it
because that's what you deserve.
That's what you deserve.
And then if that wasn't enough,
spitting in a guy's face,
roughing up on an old white fella,
they're actually burning MAGA hats and shit.
And again, you know what?
I'm telling you,
George Soros' dirty fingerprints are all over this.
Why somebody hasn't taken him out with a nice acid milkshake
with a touch of
heavy cream in it just to disguise it.
Watch. They're actually burning shit.
This is Salem, Massachusetts
in 1650.
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That guy on the horse, the cop, see that should be a taser.
That should be a machine gun with rubber bullets, fire hoses, nothing lethal.
But where are the German shepherds and the fire hoses?
I've been requesting that forever, nobody's listening to me.
Look at all these kids just filming it and shit and chanting.
Minneapolis, I don't know what the fuck had happened to you.
You used to be a good city, and then you elected somebody like Al Franken,
and you got the head of Al-Qaeda, Omar Twatson, who's a liar and a cheat.
And the left is just corrupt.
Look at this poor cop.
He's like, I didn't sign up for this.
He's trying to put it out with a Star Wars laser beam.
What's he got, a can of Lysol?
The horse is just standing there going, I didn't sign up for this.
I was in Kentucky getting blown five minutes ago in a nice Louisville pasture.
Horses blow each other, Rich.
Why am I getting crackling, guys?
Testing, one, two, testing.
I don't know.
Right there.
Leave it right there, Raz.
I don't know.
We've got to fix that.
But every time we play with it, we make it worse.
I think it's the equipment.
These goddamn radio shacks, They sell you the worst garbage.
I went in there.
What are you doing now, Rich?
Google said horses' necks weren't long enough to blow each other.
Makes no sense.
I get the best head from a giraffe at the Bronx Zoo like five years ago.
What are you talking about, deep throat man?
Yeah, this fucking thing.
Anyways, let's stay on brainwashed youngsters.
This whole show is basically, I didn't mean it,
but the stories that jump out at me, just dedicated to how, what kind of liberal garbage
and what kind of propaganda machines
college campuses have turned into.
You mean, that's my old alma mater.
I don't know if they're talking about the main campus as in Orono.
UMaine publicly shames college Republicans for Columbus Day comments
and campus-wide email.
After a Maine mayor expressed disapproval of the state's official changing
of Columbus Day to indigenous people.
The University of Maine College Republicans spoke out in support of the mayor.
Thank God somebody's, how about a hand for the goddamn mayor?
The university, so the College Republican group defended the mayor
because he was upset about changing the name from Columbus to that.
The university responds to the College Republicans to the post in an email blast where it accused the group, meaning the College Republicans,
implying all indigenous people of the Americas are brutal savages and proclaimed that the post was not reflective of the university's values.
I'm so sick of hearing about universities' values.
Your values of that of fucking Russia circa 1930.
Okay?
You Stalinists, you fascists, you communists.
You don't reflect
this country's values.
Quit talking about fucking
values. You have none.
Do you guys understand the story?
The guys, the mayor says
he's upset about changing it for Columbus.
People say, and the students agree with him, and somehow they're in the wrong.
These are the people that are running the colleges that you're sending your kids to.
Fucking start homeschooling them when they're three, okay?
Then send them to my school, Nick DePaulo University.
.ptx.
Anyways, the group responded. The young Republicans, I don't know what that meant.
The group responded by calling the email a blatant misrepresentation of its views and demanding a formal apology from the university.
Good for you, three Republicans up in Maine.
I think we have the letter that they sent, right?
We are horrified
that letter there.
This is the UMaine College Republicans.
We are horrified
by Dean Robert Dana's
destructive behavior. His email today has created
another white fucking
spineless guy running a college.
His email today has created a hostile political
environment, even more extreme.
He clearly has no regard for the personal safety and well-being of the members of the
UMaine College Republicans.
If any of our members are attacked, bullied, that's where they lose me when they use bully,
fucking grow up, or intimidated as a result of his actions, we will hold this jerk off
personally responsible.
I added that for a bit.
Just this afternoon, October 7th, we met with
members of his administration and were assured that there would be no action taken against us
for exercising our rights to free speech. Imagine you have to get clear. We demand a formal apology
for his blatant misrepresentation of our views and our standing by our Facebook posts supporting
Nick Isgro and Columbus Day.
Good for Nick Isgro.
I'd like to know what town he's mayor of.
Probably 11 people in it.
And there's Liz Warren's high school yearbook.
That looks like me at a pool party.
Fucking making fun of me being Italian, pouring hot marinara sauce in my belly.
What is going on on the left over there?
These Indians were savages, folks, I tell you.
I'm sure it's somewhere in between.
They weren't the angels that they're being depicted of by the left today, right?
And they weren't the fucking, you know, some of them were savage.
Come on, this was the woods.
You know?
Go ahead, Rich, say something, that dumb look on your face.
That's why you can't win at their casinos.
Yeah, I've made that joke eight times on the show, but let's pretend it's yours.
Oh, God.
What would be your Indian nickname? Fucking running shithead?
Wood Dick.
Wood Dick.
How about Screaming Asshole?
Wood Dick.
He loves that.
For the love of Christ.
Earlier this year, Maine Democrat Governor Janet Mills.
I want all
female Democrats eradicated.
I mean like
mayors and
not the voters.
She signed a bill that officially
changed Columbus Day to Indigenous People Day.
So she's what
we call a fucking asshole.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Monday, which is today, will be the first official observation of the newly named holiday in the state of Maine. what we call a fucking asshole. I'm a fucking idiot.
Monday, which is today,
will be the first official observation of the newly named holiday
in the state of Maine.
So she's home diddling herself
like she got something done.
After Waterville,
Maine Republican,
Maine Nick Isgro,
publicly announced his disapproval
of the dumb bitches,
the woman's,
the October 1st.
Anyways,
he posted that he disagreed with it and that's when all the shit started.
And too bad.
I love Manny.
I went to school up there, and I used to sleep with an Indian girl.
What was her name?
Dripping something.
But here's some more of that politically correct language it makes me mentally ill the positions reflected and reposted on that page are neither supported by nor reflective
of the University of Maine's values and principles of inclusivity and equity
it's a mantra guys we've been saying these same words for the last, inclusivity, diversity, and they, and they're swallowing it.
The poor kids are swallowing it whole.
Ferry Mundy and Dana who accused the college Republicans
of using 15th century Spanish war propaganda
to dehumanize indigenous people,
implying all indigenous people of the Americas
are brutal savages.
They didn't say that.
Didn't say that at all.
So what's worse?
They're using, the Republicans are using 15th century Spanish war propaganda, or you're
using Hitler or Stalin propaganda.
Which one's worse?
Huh?
How many million people died under Stalin?
How many under the college Republicans up at me?
That's an unfair...
These are grown-ups running your colleges.
Are you parents paying attention?
Don't send them to college.
Send them to goddamn DeVry.
Teach them fucking air conditioning.
Something the fucking Indians are grateful for at their casinos.
This is how I think.
Hates Jews.
Hates Jews.
Oh.
We fully understand that this sort of material is upsetting to many members of our community
and do not align with, once again, our values or the stated values of the university.
Oh, my God.
They just keep piling it on.
Listen to this.
Highly held values.
Civility.
Inclusion.
Compassion.
Understanding and respect.
Yeah, just like the clip I just showed.
College-age kids spitting at people, fucking chasing them down.
Those are college-age kids.
And I got a story coming up with a black girl that's putting all kinds of shit, calling
college Republicans at another school racist, and she's playing a song called Fuck Trump
while she's doing it, and nothing's going to happen to her.
So stick your values up your ass.
Most of the professors, most of the women have handlebar mustaches.
Why do you have to say that?
The email closed
an appeal to free speech.
An announcement that the university will be co-hosting
group discussions with student government
on the roots of Indigenous People Day.
And free speech is a community ideal
and an expression of confidence that people
will celebrate the historic, cultural,
and contemporary significance of
Indigenous people across Maine
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I'd love to hear the... Lay off the button. I'm getting echo. Thank you very much.
No, don't thank me.
I met a few guys, cops, who love the show and stuff.
But you, seriously, thank you.
Pastor George wrote,
Tolerance is the virtue of man without convictions.
Progressives are not tolerant of truth unless it is their so-called truth.
This is true, Pastor George.
Let go of the button, cheese dick. Thank you very much.
He's very right about that.
When tolerance becomes
more of a virtue than the actual
truth, that's when we're deep shit.
I read that in a book.
I didn't say it. Yeah, it was my quote
under my yearbook picture in high school.
That and I love titties. Right next to each other. Go ahead. Yeah, it was my quote under my yearbook picture in high school. That and I love titties.
Right next to each other.
Go ahead.
All right, the final one.
We have the cannonator who said, Nick, come back to Minnesota while you're at it.
Let's get rid of Elon Omar.
All right.
Well, that's your problem.
Your dumb state voted that dumb bitch in.
And I say we drop her right in northern Syria
because ISIS is running free right now
and see what happens to her.
I'll tell you what happens to her. She becomes
head of it. And then we hit her with
a nice fucking mother of
all bombs. Lands right in her silly
hat.
That's a horrible thing to say.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen,
last week I had the pleasure of sitting down with these guys.
You guys know who they are if you follow Owen Benjamin and a few other guys, Dave Rubin.
The Hodge twins.
A couple of handsome Marines.
A couple of African-American.
Can I say that?
Should I say black?
Raz, what's the term today?
Black.
Black.
Thank you very much.
I always go with colored, but people go, what are you saying?
They say it's racist.
And I said, you just called yourself a person of color.
So me calling you color, how does that fucking work?
Anyways, I get into semantics.
Racist ones.
That's why we have a good show.
But the Hodgwins, okay?
They have 1.3 million on Facebook.
I mean, they're a real presence out there.
They have almost the same politics as me.
They were Marines, so you know they're great guys,
and they don't put up with any shit,
and I would love to see some puke try to spit in their face
or, you know, knock a MAGA hat off their head,
but they're a real presence out there.
Any time you find black dudes who, in my opinion,
have their heads on, you know, politically, it's quite a load to bear, man. Ask Clarence Thomas, Jesse Lee Peterson,
our friend. It takes a lot of courage to go. And they take a bunch of shit from white liberals
and black people. So they're getting it from all sides. And I sat down with them last week,
and here is the interview ladies and gentlemen
and i'm glad to have these guys on uh i'm looking at their numbers on the internet i thought i was
doing well i'm not going to catch these bastards for another 10 20 years i mean look at the 1.3
million on facebook 710 000 on instagram 1.3 million on just one of the YouTube channels.
Unbelievable.
And they're Marines, so you know they're good guys.
And just they're black guys.
They're comics.
And as far as politics goes, they have their heads on straight as far as I'm concerned.
And please welcome Keith and Kevin Hodge, the Hodge twins, to the show.
How are you, fellas?
Hey, thanks for having us, Nick.
Let's make America great again.
That's what we're trying to do.
But, you know, Google, they have a lot of muscle.
Well, you guys know.
Let's get right into this.
You guys have been demonetized, right?
I mean, they're doing all kinds of shit to you.
Are you fighting back? Did you find a good Jewish lawyer?
Fight back, man.
We're pretty much slaves now.
You can't fight back.
They take down your post and delete your tweets.
Yeah.
You just got to keep moving. You can't get discouraged
though. Yeah, you have to keep reinventing
yourself, I guess. I'm just finding
out now that with my YouTube, they're trying to do the same thing to me that they're doing the crowder
if you put my name in uh my page comes up but my videos aren't there and shit and and uh you know
so they're already doing it to me so which is a good sign to me that means i'm apparently a threat
finally after 30 after 30 years in the business but That's how they put you in there with Steven. Yeah.
They haven't found out about us yet.
I think they have.
They probably just missed them to him first.
You know what's funny, Nick?
We used to get invited to this event with YouTube called YouTube Blackwood.
It would celebrate all the black creators with YouTube.
When we came out conservative, we're no longer black now.
They took a black card from us.
Honest to God.
It's funny, yet it's not.
I mean, to be a black guy and be, you know,
lean a little right or whatever,
first of all, you're a Marine,
so I know you.
My dad's a Marine,
so I have the scars on the back of my head
to prove it.
But, yeah, I mean, this is
absolutely ridiculous. Now, what kind of, I know
you get a lot of crap from both black and white
people, but aren't the white libs the real
vicious ones? Are they the ones calling you Uncle
Tom? Man, no, it's the black
ones. The black ones, yeah, they call us
Coon, Uncle Tom.
I mean, we actually came out
as conserved to help black people.
Had the exact opposite effect. I was hoping for yeah
You don't say like I shows have changed a lot of demographic because when we first started off was in a fitness
And then we slowly went into the politics now. It's like it happened overnight. I'll demographic got age group or
Everything changed. We went to Nashville. We hadn't been to Nashville since we came out
We've been doing our conservative ears for like a year. We went out and saw We hadn't been to Nashville since we came out. We'd been doing our
conservative videos
for like a year.
We went out and saw a crowd.
It's like,
who the hell are these people?
Really?
I was like,
I was thinking,
I was thinking,
I think they might have
came to the wrong show.
But they're there for us.
You know?
It was a great crowd.
Yeah.
Was it a mixed crowd?
Racially,
how did it break down
in Nashville?
Man,
that crowd looked like they was ready for a Van Halen concert.
They called me black when I went to a Van Halen concert.
I can imagine.
So, yeah, there was a lot of work.
I think about guys like Clarence Thomas and the Condoleezza, the crap that you guys are going to put up with.
And how do we change that?
Let me ask you this.
guys going to put up with?
How do we change that?
Let me ask you this. How do we get to the because 95%
of black people still vote Democrat.
How do we smarten them up?
It's going to be very
difficult because from a young
age, man, it's in your music. You hear
from your parents. It's in our culture.
It's basically in our culture to vote for
a party that enslaved us,
that used Jim Crow laws against us.
We're actually taught, like the black community has been brainwashed totally.
They actually think Democrats care about diversity.
You know what?
The only thing I can really think of, you can't really teach your old dog new tricks.
You got to shoot it.
You got to put it down.
Put that dog down, man.
I'm glad you said that.
Hey, I'm going to get Uncle Tom and the Year War for that one.
I mean, I think we got to start with the kids, man.
Start them when they're young, man, before they're brainwashed, before they're indoctrinated, pretty much.
Yeah, like majority of black community is Democrat.
Then the other majority, they don't care.
They feel that it doesn't matter who's in president.
I was like, nah, man. you act like a small child right now you got grown people deciding
your life and how your kids gonna live their life how were you were you now you said you guys
recently you said like a year ago you started sort of to be more conservative what brought were you
were you liberal not liberal but i'm sure were you less conservative a year a couple years ago well how did you what changed it was it trump what changed it no please say yes for years obama
changed his name he actually made us become conservative oh my god president a black liberal
president showed me the light i was like you know what all these people lies if you can't trust a
black liberal who can you trust so i started listening to both sides man actually the first time we voted uh republican was for
mitt romney and he's a damn rhino i know i know he disappointed me too i actually had a little faith
in you know when he was debating obama i go he's smoking this guy and and and then he comes out
after trump says he's running so that's bad bad-mouthing Trump. This guy's another fucking used car salesman.
But that's unbelievable.
Do you say that in your act?
That has to be.
You have to say that on stage, that Obama's one attorney concerned.
Yeah, that definitely comes up in our show.
They'll all assume it's Trump you're talking about.
Then you hit them with that.
Yeah.
What about what's going on now i mean
with the well since he came down the escalator they have tried everything to stop trump um and
now they're doing this thing with the the whole ukraine president and it's it's a don't you think
is it another hoax or not or do we have something to be worried about here it's definitely a hoax i
mean as soon as he got elected they what that one that one, Tlaib or Kaleba, whatever her name is.
She said, we're going to impeach the motherfucker.
I mean, as soon as he got, became president, they've been talking about impeaching him.
So this come up with this phone call.
Okay, that's it.
We got it.
Let's impeach him.
You ain't got nothing.
It's nothing.
And this whole Ukraine thing, man, They just misrepresented everything that phone call
Represent like the reason why he called was not to interfere in an election that call was to expose
When I feel is corruption right and if the president can't do that
I mean, why do we got a why do we even got a president if he can't make a call to investigate?
You know corrupt titions. Well exactly had Obama, I bring this up,
you had Obama in 2012 on an open mic
say to the President Medvedev of Russia,
hey, I'll be more flexible after the election.
How the fuck is that not,
how is that not impeachable?
But this is, you know,
you have to put this in context.
After the two years of the Russian hoax,
which has proved to be bullshit,
people are still gonna believe this i
mean this is ridiculous and like you said it's about exposing biden and his fucking drug addict
son scamming china and and uh sitting on a energy board and getting 600 grand a year so trump goes
you know we should look into this that's impeachable these did they have lost their friggin minds
yeah completely lost their minds.
It's like I'm convinced that the constituents of the Democrat Party, they're brain dead.
And they're sheep.
Yeah.
All their policies, all their arguments, they take like abortion, for example.
They call it reproductive rights.
Nobody's saying you can't have kids.
We're just saying you can't murder your kids.
I mean, everything they take, they misrepresent
it so they can tear down your argument.
I mean, the right has all the
right policies. They do.
They have to. I mean, you know,
even when Obama were ever president, he said
he was going to fundamentally change the country.
You don't fundamentally change something that
you like. That's what you do to something you
fucking hate, like my wife did to me.
I got married.
She's been trying to change me.
This is bullshit.
Yeah, that's like going from big chicks to skinny chicks.
That's like going from capitalism to socialism.
Yeah.
That's like going full-blown transgender out of the blue.
That was homophobic one.
Yeah.
Homophobic.
You know, there's nothing you can't.
So what I wanted to ask you about, do you think Trump in this next election, because he's done well by black people,
as far as unemployment and all that stuff, is he going to get a bigger chunk?
Or do you think all this branding of him by the left as racist and a bigot, do you think that's stuck?
I would think he'd do better with blacks in the next election.
He'll do better in the next election, but the damage is done.
I mean, either you open-minded or you're not.
If most black voters are closed-minded, they vote liberal.
But I think he should do even better this election around because, I mean, how often can you keep looking at the TV and it keeps saying one thing and then it turns out it's nothing.
Then it says another and it turns out it's nothing until you actually start, wait a minute, these people are lying to me.
So I think he should do better. He should do a lot better with blacks.
You would think so. Yeah, you would think
so. I know.
It's just, I say
this, I've been saying this for a long time, if the
mainstream media wasn't so liberal,
if it wasn't liberal law, they would
never win an election.
They would never friggin' win an election. It's the only thing
that keeps it competitive, is CNN
lying on a fuckin' loop. They're a propaganda arm for for the uh democrat party how do we change this
you know you and you and guys like me and crowder we're trying to do our part but we need more than
just fox news and and mark levin and hannah we need we have to you know i mean we have to stop
brainwashing kids on college camp it's going to take a long time to turn this boat around is what I'm saying.
You know?
Yeah.
Charlie Kirk, when he started Turning Point USA, actually we're going to Washington, D.C.
Yeah, the summit.
I'll see you there.
I'm the guest speaker.
Do you hear?
Oh, okay.
Great.
Yeah.
I'll see you there.
The black leadership.
I think it was one person that could have changed a lot, but he's dead now.
Who?
Marion Barry? Epstein. Ep lot, but he's dead now. Who, Marion Barry?
Epstein.
Epstein, yes.
Wait a minute.
If somebody wouldn't have strangled that man in his cell, he could expose a lot of these Democrats.
You know what?
That's actually a great joke.
Can I use that?
He's got more dirt than anybody on these guys is what you're saying.
He could have brought down the Democratic Party one man.
I still don't believe a man can hang himself off a two-foot bed.
That's impossible.
Well, that's how the midget did it from Fantasy Island, wasn't it?
He committed suicide.
He'd be the only guy that could do it.
Man, if I was the detective that discovered a midget hung himself off the end of his bed,
I would piss on myself as soon as I walked into the crime scene.
I know this is messed up, but this is too funny.
He hung himself from a two-foot bed.
That is actually a great point.
Jeffrey Epstein, can you imagine?
He could hold both parties hostage.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
But that's the other thing.
The stories he could have told about Bill Clinton on the Lolita Express.
Oh, my goodness. I mean, just filthy. He was only on it 23 times. I'm sure it was all business.
All I need is Bill now for one time.
The damage I could have caused on one visit.
Oh, my goodness.
You're playing right.
But you're not a pedophile, you idiot.
I know that.
I'm just saying.
Well, you just have coffee with the girls.
You wouldn't touch them.
I'm sure that's what Bill Clinton did.
But what are you going to do about this?
It's like Google and he's demonetizing you.
Seriously, shouldn't you call Crowder?
He's got legal representation.
Yeah, a lot of people have been reaching out to say we should all like join up together yeah and um
go with them pregger you sawing them huh yeah uh pregger you yeah that's um youtube channel where
they teach conservative ideals yeah they monetize thatize that channel. Well, sort of, yeah.
Yeah, and they use Media Matters
and they use the Southern Poverty Law Center,
which they're actual hate groups.
They're the ones that went after Prager University.
For what?
The guy's a Judeo-Christian.
And I used to watch Prager on TV.
He had a show when I was living in Los Angeles.
Very smart. And yeah, they're calling that hate TV. He had a show when I was living in Los Angeles. Very smart.
And yeah, they're calling that hate speech.
We have to fight back.
But I'm more nervous about Google because they control all the information.
People get their information from the Internet and it affects how they vote.
They're more of a threat to this next election than China or fucking Russia buying $200 worth of Facebook ads.
So I say here's the difference between when they start shutting me down on YouTube,
I will drive out to Silicon Valley and shoot, you know, who's dog.
What's the Indian guy?
Yeah, we're going to go out there with you.
Yeah, you're Marines. We'd be there for backup. Yeah, we're going to go out there with you. Yeah, you're Marines.
We'd be there for backup.
I love it, you guys.
I can't picture anybody slapping a Trump hat off your heads, a MAGA hat.
I mean, you'd fuck them up.
Look at you.
You're in great shape.
Especially with my CCW permit.
Yeah.
They asking for it.
What's that?
Fill me in.
Concealed weapons. weapons oh that's right yeah
actually we're licensed in like 43 states i'm going to walmart i'm like man please somebody
come in and do something please i need some target practice i got in trouble i got in trouble i
tweeted during that uh that shooting the el paso that I didn't, in my fairness, it had just started.
We didn't know how many people had been wounded or hurt.
All I saw, I was making a sandwich in the kitchen, and it said, active shooter Walmart.
So right away, I ran to Twitter like a good comedian would do it.
I said, that guy is the first person to have a step foot in Walmart whose lifestyle could be said active.
And that's, you know, everybody
going fucking nuts. Even my followers are going,
that was a little much, Nick. And they're saying
that, you know, the joke was good, the timing was
bad. I go, that's the only time it's funny.
If I tell that joke a year from now,
the people aren't more dead then
than they are now. You know what I mean?
That's when it's funny.
The people on Twitter,
either expression is going to be really really
good or really really yeah no that's exactly right is that i i play russian roulette i'm
going to give you guys because you're gun people uh people that's not a racist isn't it i'm sorry
you're a gun people he's black good people you people you people and your guns
um i do something called Twitter Russian roulette.
Because, you know, Twitter, you can commit showbiz suicide if you're a right-leaning comic on Twitter.
If you want to end your career, you can do it.
So this is what I do.
I write out five tweets, four of them are nice, clean, unoffensive jokes.
Then I put one really racist one in there.
And I put them all in my draft folder that I blindfold myself.
And I just go like this and hit the tweet button.
It's kind of fun.
My wife's going, don't do it.
That's a good idea, man.
Now, you guys were talking to the group.
You don't have to hold yourself accountable.
Yeah, no, exactly.
Exactly.
We're talking to the hodge. I didn't do it.
The gun did it.
Yeah, the gun did it.
Blame the gun and not the people.
You guys, I'm talking to the Hodge twins, by the way, who are, and you're touring, right?
So how's the stand-up going?
What's it like out there?
Are you getting heckled, or is it your fans?
Like, we was in Washington, D.C., Awakenist, awakenston like our jokes she flipped us off on stage
who did who did yeah she did like uh transgender jokes oh let's hear some come on i'm thinking
about transitioning myself it's getting so tough out here for republican males
i was online i was online pricing tits last night for myself. Do you guys, you have like another persona of like, I heard like some of your internet shows, you know, you use the N-word and shit.
It's a little more edgy, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, all that stuff is pretty edgy.
My comedy is edgy.
Like, we have like a bunch of, you know, conservatives are typically older people.
And this old white lady came up to me and said, oh, you all some dirty motherfuckers.
people and i this old white lady came and she says oh y'all some dirty motherfuckers
love the show but it's dirty yeah she can sell uh political stuff on like instagram and facebook and it's pretty much clean she came to our show she's like you dirty motherfuckers
she had a trump hat on? Yeah.
Well, yeah.
I mean, everybody's such a frigging hypocrite.
I do a joke.
I did it in Vegas.
And I think I did it a long time ago.
It's one of my older jokes.
But I talk about white people.
I said, white people always use the N-word.
And if they tell you they don't, they're either lying or they never bet 10 grand on an NBA basketball game.
You ever hear me this weekend when it does Cowboys law?
Yeah, exactly.
When LeBron James misses a three-pointer at the buzzer, what do you think white people are going to look at the TV?
Oh, that damn person of color.
Oh, that African-American.
I know he was out drinking last night.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you get some pushback, huh?
Yeah.
A little bit.
I mean, the majority of people that show up,
they have a really good time.
We get positive comments.
Everybody's laughing, but we do got some dirty jokes in there.
Yeah, it's just like some of the staff at the comedy clubs,
like the waitresses and the waiters,
I don't know why, but all of them are fucking liberal so they don't like it and yeah a lot of arguments break out in
clubs man after the show like between staff yeah it's like it never really fazed me people start
arguing like you're not black and you're not gay so you wouldn't understand i was like that's what
we heard back in boston like staff was bickering and arguing about our set.
I was like, get the hell out of here with that BS, man.
Nah, they're arguing about who they're going to fuck, the waitresses, Kevin or Keith.
That's what the argument is about.
It's full of shit.
But that's my hometown of Boston.
I'm so embarrassed by their politics.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I wasn't for their politics in the 70s when they were throwing rocks at black kids on buses either.
But it's got to be a happy medium.
Now they're trying to outdo San Francisco and shit.
I mean, it's embarrassing.
But people always say that.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
California is totally too different.
Man, Massachusetts is totally different countries now, man.
Yeah.
That's one of the few states I can't walk in with my gun.
It's embarrassing what Boston has turned into politically.
How about like San Francisco?
You said you guys have some transgender material.
How about these cities or these states where taxpayer money goes towards, you know, state employees who are transitioning from a man to a woman?
Taxpayer money is going for that.
What do you guys think of that? That's insane. Yeah, it don't make sense.
Like with abortion, a lot of taxpayer dollars are going there.
That's a personal expense. That's your problem. Why are you going to
charge taxpayers that? That's like me charging the government
money to buy condoms and razors to shave my face.
That's your expense.
Yeah.
Why do we have to pay for that?
Yeah, it should be happening to people that had a heart attack or something.
Not somebody that wanted to be a man or a woman.
Yeah, it's like a personal expense that has nothing to do with the government or anything.
That's your decision.
That should come out of your pocket.
That's cosmetic surgery, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's cosmetic.
God damn right.
Here's what I say about that.
I said, if my taxpayer money
Is going to go for paying
From a guy to turn into a woman
I get to have a say
On what that woman looks like
I get to say how big your tits are
How your ass is shaped
I want pouty lips
And if I get some skin in the game
I'm going to say where that skin goes
And what it looks like
Okay
And
I don't, you know, I have a close friend whose daughter transitioned from a girl to a guy.
Oh, really?
It didn't bother me until this kid started winning the fucking football pool every weekend.
He replaced his Caitlin poster with a pie chart of the afc's top 10 defenses now this
kid's one of the pool every goddamn day so uh but yeah if i ever say if my money's in that i'm gonna
tell you what you look like at the end of it god damn it i should get some kind of say so yeah
when did you guys were your dad were your dad was your dad in the military or what's
how did you my uh my older brother he uh retired army so that's pretty much why we went to the
military as well we was gonna go in the army but we ran into these marine recruiters he's like
look if you go in the marine corps you get more so i was like you know what? Let's go ahead and go to the ring course He had his blue
unit, those
dress blues on, I was like, I think he's right
They look good, don't they?
They look great, man, I get all
condoms of pussy with that uniform
If you go into the Navy, you get a lot
of ass, but most of it's male
No offense, Mr. McCain
I don't know how to do it, man
I was on a hospital boat, the USS Mercy
Yeah
We were playing some war games
And I was on that boat and nothing but men
There was like four women on the entire boat in their offices
And dudes just fighting over them
Yeah
Men in bell bottoms
And berets
That's super gay
That's super gay.
That's what make them gay.
They're like, man, these look kind of cute on me.
These bell bottoms.
Yeah, you dress like the guy in the... I'm going to suck you off.
They dress you up like the guy in the Cracker Jacks box.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I used to watch the Fleet Week in New York City when the sailors came in,
and the gay population would double in New York City when it was Fleet Week.
Straight guys would be putting on leather assless chaps to meet these guys.
It was frigging crazy.
But just the fact, that tells me a lot about you guys, that you joined the Marine Corps.
How about your dad?
I don't know anything about you.
He didn't do military. I think my dad didn't even finish school i think yeah i think
he had an eighth grade education yeah yeah he he was working ever since he was 15. yeah yeah
is he like his family some is some like he's got he comes from a big family majority of them um
probably went to school like until that was 10th grade like my mom she
didn't finish high school she uh that's just what black people did back in those days yes
black country folk yeah but um he he was a military had uncles to serve vietnam and
stuff like that but uh the majority reason why i joined the military is because of my older brother. He went to the Army. Dead women.
Yeah, you guys are good-looking guys.
I don't say that in a homophobic way, or maybe I do.
I'm so confused at how that works.
No, it's cool.
As long as you say that, you don't make eye contact.
I didn't.
I was looking.
No, I know.
My producer's going to yell because I was looking over here, not at the camera
when I said that. You guys are pretty good looking.
I'll tell you. So what do they
think of your act, like your
family
when you do the racier shit?
Does it bother anybody?
No.
Are they happy for you guys?
Yeah, everything's been happy.
Family members,
our conservative views, none of that really affected them
I think majority of our family like conservative to begin with yeah majority of our fans
Um, ever since we started YouTube we we a majority of our thank you know America's, you know majority white
So the whole time we've been on YouTube and doing videos majority of our fans have been white
So when we went conservative, I mean we probably alienated 50% of our fan base fan base
But uh, we didn't it didn't really like the first time when we start doing videos
We saw a very negative effect on our IG
But then a lot of conservative pages started sharing our videos and we actually gained more than we lost. Yeah
Hey, that's a lot though. Yeah majority of our fans we lost was muslims oh no and the crazy white man
white hippo man latinos we lost latinos too but latinos are not like the like blacks they're like
more open to political yeah well they're very Well, they're very conservative, a lot of them.
I mean, they're very religious, hardworking people.
And if the Republicans played their cards right a few years ago, we could probably have them in our back pocket by now.
But no, you're absolutely right about that.
But if you watch TV, you'd think that we all hated each other at each other's throats.
But I don't experience that.
Do you?
I'm living in Savannah, Georgia.
I mean, look at Obama.
He got elected.
He beat two white men.
He even beat Hillary Clinton.
That's three white men.
But go ahead.
Yeah.
So if this country is racist and full of Nazis, how does that happen?
Black people only make up, what, 10% of the population?
10%.
So that's impossible.
A black man cannot be elected if the majority of this country is racist.
Yeah.
That's impossible.
Impossible.
Now, Obama, in my opinion, had a great chance.
He was biracial, for Christ's sake.
He had a great chance to bring us together racially.
And in my opinion, he just dissed the opposite.
And I know some black cops in New York even said that, that we had this conversation, that he could have made it a lot better and it's worse than ever.
And now Trump's getting blamed for it.
But him and him and Holder, they, you know, with Ferguson and Baltimore and all that shit, they stoked the flames, don't you think?
Yeah, they did.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
When he said that could have been my son, I'm like.
Oh, you talking about Trayvon?
Yeah. When he said that could have been my son, I'm like... Oh, you talking about Trayvon? Yeah, when he said that and...
Yeah, they just...
And people still to this day, they even put down cops that shoot in Dallas.
Yeah.
Nobody stepped up and said anything about that when those cops got shot down.
Yeah.
You know?
And that's all because of Black Lives Matter.
That whole Black Lives Matter thing started off a lie.
Absolute myth. Never even happened. As soon as he said that, hands up, don't shoot. matter that whole black lives matter thing started off alive absolute absolute myth never did never
even happen as soon as he said that hands up yeah when that story came out there was an interview
with a black he said yeah let's just walk down the street the cop jumps out of the car pulls the gun
out we like hands up don't shoot and he just started shooting us yeah i was like oh come on
yeah innocent man don't say hands up don't't shoot. Now, innocent man will say, what's the problem, officer?
Now, if I just robbed somebody, hands up, don't shoot.
That's what I would say.
You're exactly right.
And he had just come from roughing up some Indian guy.
Remember at a convenience store?
Yeah, strong arm robbery, yeah.
He was a goddamn thug.
And then the cop, Darren Davis, whatever, you're never going to hear from him again.
His life is ruined.
Really? Yeah, if it even exists anymore. But, yeah, you're never going to hear from him again. His life is ruined. Really?
Yeah, if it even exists anymore.
But, yeah, I blame a lot of that Obama.
And everybody's blaming Trump.
Like, the minute Trump came down the escalator, all this racial tension started.
I'm just sick of the lies and shit.
Hey, guys, I don't want to take up too much more.
Well, that's about it, actually.
But I've got to go look at a new studio.
Oh, really? You have a new studio but oh really you got a new studio yeah we got uh yeah we're changing things up but it's all for the good and let me tell you you guys are an
inspiration seriously because uh i know you hear a lot of shit from both sides uh politically
racially because you're politics but i mean you seem like you have your heads screwed on straight to me.
Go see these guys.
Tommy, they want to play the room.
We're going to take care
of that.
That's my manager.
Hey, Tommy, fix it, Tommy.
Come on, man. The Apollo slayed me a long time ago.
He said somebody made an
offer at slave wages.
Sonny just said that my manager ran out of
the room.
I don't know what happened.
But you're going to go see.
Look at these guys.
They're in shape.
They're funny.
They're good looking.
They have the world by the balls.
So, guys, keep your chin up.
Seriously, you're an inspiration to guys like me.
And I'd love to have you on the show again.
Okay.
Anytime, man.
Anytime, Nick.
The Hodge twins, everybody.
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