The Nick DiPaolo Show - Replay: 2020 Debate w/ Anthony Cumia | Nick Di Paolo Show #656a

Episode Date: January 24, 2022

A replay of the 2020 Trump vs Biden post debate reaction.

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Last time we did, Trump won. So what did you think, everybody? Let me just start it this way. Perception is everything in life, as they say, okay? And in this situation, the bar was set so goddamn low for Biden. In other words, all he had to do was get through this without shitting or pissing himself. It was set so low, and if he got three sentences together without making a gaffe, they'd say he's the winner. And he kept his marbles about him tonight, okay?

So I'm sure the perception is, oh, he did great. Trump did not have to be as defensive as he was, but I love him because he's a bull in a china shop, and he has to be that way. He has to get his points out because he's not going to get it in the mainstream media the next day or the fucking social media or anywhere else. That's why he has to do that. I don't blame him for being a bull at a china shop. But like I said, the bar was set so low for Biden that it was ridiculous. But in the end, Biden, once again, like all lefties, lied about the huge shit. Looking into the fucking camera and going, look at all the people that are unemployed.

Look at the economy. He doesn't care about you and COVID. This could have been stopped. Do you believe all that shit? If you do, you're fucking what's wrong with the country. I don't know who I'm talking to right now. My fans or maybe somebody tuned in they fought he lied about the huge shit to look at to look at Trump and go you don't know how to create jobs and and

me and Obama had a great economy they never they never met they never made it to uh three percent GDP first administration ever and we handed them a booming economy. The fuck are you talking about? And as far as law and order goes, nobody, nobody endorsed fucking Biden. He didn't say shit for two months while the cities were burning in this country. Now he's all pro law and order. Just a fucking liar, a professional liar. And I'm glad fucking Trump kept speaking. Can I ask you another question? Why can't they fucking go back and forth and argue with each other like men and have the moderator shut his hole? I was just notified by my producer, Jason, that Anthony Cormier. There he is.

I can actually see it. Holy shit. Ant, this is going to work. How you doing, Nick? what are you drinking a merlot i got a little shiraz here shiraz dan under what are you voting for fucking biden with that shit this is what trump drinks actually he doesn't drink this is what killed his brother nick i gotta say yeah uh i'm sitting here listening to you and you're absolutely right this is one of those situations where people look and say wow trump he didn't have to be that uh

defensive is what you said right and by the thing i noticed about and i said it right away i go yeah he didn't go off the rails he wasn't drooling but he's a fucking liar he just blatantly looks into that camera addresses the people right and fucking lies about the big shit yeah yeah yeah about the big shit i i just and and perception is every and i can hear the jerk offs who are going to vote for him anyways regard by the way, these things mean nothing since, you know, the mainstream media has their foot on Trump's neck. Social media does. It's in the fuck big tech. They're in the fucking bag.

So, and not to mention, all of a sudden, mail-in is the way to go. Mail-in balloting, a big push this year for that because, you know, you don't want to get COVID at the fuck. How many 600-pound Asian people with fucking diabetes are voting those are the only people or 90 year old people are dying they're not going to come out of their nursing homes to vote it's fucking ridiculous and and yes you're right again the uh this means nothing as far as who's going to vote for who people know who they want. This is a spectacle. This is it would be like you're watching the Super Bowl and going, yeah, when the game's over, I'll tell you who I think is the better team, because that's all you're tuning in for is the spectacle of it.

It's like a sporting event. You know who your team is. You know who you want to win and who you're rooting for. No one waits till the super bowl's over to decide oh i like the ravens they're they're good you know like that it's it's all about spectacle and we saw some of that tonight i liked when trump jumped on the uh hunter biden thing and oh yeah but he biden just lies no that didn't happen that's been disproven what we see it on video i know documentation that your whole family are pieces of shit and and he just blatantly again lies to the american people and you know why he's so confident because he knows that tomorrow morning all the jerk offs at msnbc cnn cbs abc and name them all are have his back. But that's all he did.

When Trump called him on shit that we already have proof of, that's what he said. Oh, that's been disproven. And he had no answer for the law enforcement. I loved how Trump said, who voted for it? And I know people are sitting at home, fucking suburban housewives who fuck up every election, going, oh, he's such a bully. Why doesn't he let the guy talk why don't you let the moderator get the fuck out of the way and let him you know

me to the point where they actually have fisticuffs i was hoping yeah like men yeah like i like how you said that too like men let him go at it let him have a couple of uh uh verbal sparring matches or real sparring matches whatever it takes but you But you could tell when when Trump said when he goes, my son, Biden's gone, my son. And he goes, well, Hunter Hunter goes, Bo, I don't know who Bo is. I know Hunter. He got a couple of million dollars from the mayor of Moscow. That shit to me is hilarious. And again, like you said, the media is not going to give him anything anyway so why the fuck shouldn't he do that it's his base the second trump tries doing an imitation

of a politician at one of these events right he's fucked so what he's got to do is just be right donald trump the same one we saw four years ago that we voted for that's right i thought his my if i was handling trump and preparing for the debates, this is how I would handle it. Don't even bring up politics. It'll be a 90-minute memory test. Just come out and go, Joe, what year were you born? Joe, who'd Whitey Ford pitch for? Joe, what's your wife's last name?

Joe, who's your fucking sister or your wife? Just all fucking test like that. How many stripes, how many stars on a flag? How the fuck? Again, you're right. They try to nail Trump on all these things. Let's talk race. It's like, oh, you mean let's call Trump a racist.

That's pretty much what it's all about. So, yeah, why not One question, Mr. Biden, Mr. Vice President, there have been some conversations that people have about your mental acuity. Is there a problem? Have you been to a doctor about your mental health? Anything? Nothing. They totally leave it alone. They never fucking ask them one question. And then they cut to Biden. He's facing the wrong way. I'm fine.

Like I said, my son, Jeff, what? Fucking nitwit. They won't ask him. No. And as far as the race thing, I guess we'll get to some clips in a second. I don't know how we're, you know, my managers. I said, why aren't we

doing it live while the debates he goes because everybody's doing it and they're all stealing from each other's pie i said well they're all doing it that way for a reason that's when you can be funny and spontaneous he acts like i have 40 people in an abc crew here cutting clips for me like right as they happen. Yeah. But what was my fucking, what was my point about race? He brings up Charlotteville. They're both, there's fine people on both sides. Talk about something that was disproven. You know what I mean?

They have fucking Trump on tape that day. I was watching it. He was obviously talking about other civilians at that rally. That's been disproven for years. That's how you know. There's such lies. It's so funny. They keep calling Trump the fucking most lying.

They are a fucking group of liars. And they have a propaganda arm in the mainstream media. And he has to be a bull on a china shop in situations like this uh but the race that's all they do yeah he he could have nailed him and said joe you didn't say two you didn't say a word for two months while cities were burning you didn't say a goddamn now you're all pro oh peaceful protests you didn't say shit i didn't even recognize biden by the way not being in his back i didn't recognize him there wasn't a furnace behind him because he wasn't in

his fucking basement um you know he kept saying to trump uh your bunker you come out of your bunker i'm surprised he didn't jump all over that though i know it's all projection they all accuse uh everyone that they disagree with of doing exactly what they do all the time. Bringing up the, oh, in Washington, you came out of your bunker. You used the military to clear out peaceful protesters. The church you went to was on fire. It was burning. Peaceful.

We watched the videos of people hurling flaming shit at the cops. How is this a peaceful protest? They just lie, blatant lies to things, by the way, you can just confirm in a second with your phone. They forget that they said this. I never said

we should eliminate fracking, and I'll eliminate fracking. It's right there, dummy. It's not 1965. If you throw the newspaper away yesterday, you never know what happened the day before yesterday. That's how cynical, well, it's still 1965 in Biden's head. But that's how cynical the left, they are really,

I mean, this is their religion. They put everything ahead. Politics is number one on their list. But they're so cynical that they do that, though. Biden doesn't give a fuck that they have him on tape saying shit like that. You know why? Because he knows. First of all, he thinks the American people are stupid.

The left does. They're so fucking cynical. And he knows nobody's going to call him on his bullshit tomorrow except Fox News. And, of course, we can't take them serious. I mean, I'm fucking living in an alternative universe here. I just thought I didn't think the president had to get so defensive because Biden would hang himself. Just let him keep fucking yapping. But again, I guess, like I said, if he doesn't fucking,

if he doesn't jump in there, he's going to get railroaded. Let's see if these clips work. This ought to be fun. Some guy's sketching. Supreme Court was the first subject. First of all, I love how they're going after this Amy Coney Barrett. She's got seven kids.

Two of them adopted from Haiti. One of those Haiti kids has special needs, and she has a Down syndrome, a biological trauma. And they're sitting there going, ah, she's a fucking twat. She's a lying whore. She's going to take away uh you know our right to kill babies uh yeah this is really i i saw something the biggest the biggest scandal they could find recently one they could pull up pretty quickly was she has ties to a religious group that has said that men what chick-fil-a um are are superior like they're not

even superior well they are men are are the heads of the household that was it oh my god she's got some kind of vague ties to this thing i'm like the last guy it was teen high school gang rape drunken gang rapes this sequel stinks that storyline was a lot better when cavanaugh was fucking tag teaming some drunk uh up in a bedroom at a party yeah and where's the evidence that a household with a man uh raises better kids than not hello detroit hello atlanta hello baltimore hello ferguson are you fucking dog styling me supreme Court. Let's see if we can pull a clip up here. They talked about they brought up right away that Trump shouldn't have. Another thing that can be disproven, like you said, right, saying they had to vote on it. There's tape on it. So, here's that conversation. I don't know what

we're going to pull up. First of all, thank you for doing this. Who would have guessed? No volume? Jesus H. Christ. The American people. I can't hear anything. To have a say in who the Supreme Court nominee is. And that say occurs. There should be a sign person next to

one of those fat broads gone we had a clusterfuck too here we were trying to do the debate thing and the sound wasn't coming it always happens well i i said you know when tommy brought this up to do that i said to my uh my audience yesterday or today i should say it's my second show like i'm doing double sessions in football i said uh i look, this is, I'll remind you, as far as technical difficulties, this is, you know, this streaming shit is like TV in 1955. It's brand fucking new. I might as well be Jack Parr right now.

Jason, how am I going to know when it's ready? Yeah, we don't quite have it down yet. You tell me when it's ready, and me and Anthony will dance like we always do. Yeah, don't quite have it down yet you tell me when it's ready and me and anthony will dance like we always do yeah don't worry about fucking the i can see the people that aren't fans about oh two grumpy italians yeah i read that one all the time oh what are they gonna do kiss trump's ass and this i think uh i think trump uh could have done much better tonight. I think, like you said, he he he got a little too defensive.

He was interrupting a lot. But I mean, when you look at Chris Wallace was really favoring Biden with the questions. I mean, this is what they do. He was giving him the outs. was uh helping him along in in some some cases yeah and then trump they offer him the questions like so how big a scumbag are you you know it's those unwinnable kind of questions you're still beating your wife that's the question are you still beating your wife what the fuck yeah did you notice biden was getting a little tired and about the the 30 minute point he stuck you know i mean he started to stumble a little tired at about the 30-minute point? You know what I mean? He started to stumble a little. Yeah, yeah.

I think that was Trump's plan to just come on like a bulldozer and confuse him or whatever. But, again, it's the perception. I can just see broads at home. By broads, I mean white male liberals going, oh, Jesus. Look, he's talking over him him i don't give a fuck everything he said was true and and and and and biden was spitting out those talking points i mean the mayor of moscow gave him three and a half million dollars that shouldn't be 10 minutes of the discussion you think if donald trump jr got three and a half mil. And by the way, the taxes showed that there was no connection to Russia.

I mean, that could have been brought up, too. Yeah, nothing, nothing. They bring up Trump's taxes. And the greatest line is you wrote the goddamn laws. You've been in Washington for 47 years. You're responsible for the laws I used completely legitimately and legally to uh save a shit load of money when i do my taxes how is that my fucking problem i'm a good businessman yeah i mean jesus christ and then uh when when they started to talk about covid here's the other one fucking

biden looks into the cam 200 000 dead on his watch uh you fucking you were the first one to call him a racist when he banned flights from china nancy pelosi was in chinatown having peking duck with fucking jackie chan and and fucking uh you know they're saying even like trump said even fauci said, you saved thousands, hundreds of thousands of lives by banning flight, but no. And by the way,

the 200,000 that are dead, do you guys know how many actually on their death certificate, excuse me, where it said COVID was the cause of death? Yeah. It's around 10,000. So it's the biggest hoax being played

on the american people every time i see somebody with a fucking mask on i want to fucking jizz in their face what the fuck are you doing you get up in a car by yourself what are you gonna yeah yeah with with a fucking mask on when i see uh those stats and then i read when someone dies and it says he, he died due to complications due to COVID. And it's like, oh, so you're not even going to say it was COVID complications due to COVID. Oh,

and the cerebral hemorrhage and the fucking, you know, burning ulcer that burnt through his taint as he was standing up complications of COVID. You of covid you mean you mean when cuomo fucking uh let 11 people from wuhan into a fucking into a nursing home in queens and was stacking stacking them on in bunk beds you mean that kind of complication everybody's gonna die from a yagi into a fucking rest home and uh and it's trump's fault 19 people had fucking uh yeah you know fucking diabetes fucking their blood pressure

was 970 over 590 but it was the fucking duck that got him on the back right right yeah yeah cove and it's trump's fault and uh he's responsible for 200,000 deaths. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Jason, do we have any? Are we going to use any of this? Should we? Huh? So I have to give you a different pair of headphones.

You have to give me a different pair of headphones? Because the outputs are different. Because the outputs are different. Fucking suck my output. Jesus fucking Christ. It's always something with this shit. Different pair of headphones. What am I, Casey Kasem?

That made no sense. You think that happened with, like, I Love Lucy back in the day? They're like, I don't know. We don't have a cord. Fucking Fred Mertz is drunk in his trailer, and we can't find the right headphones for little Ricky. Anyways, what else? I got some notes here.

But to look into the camera and say Trump hasn't done it on the economy. Oh, what the fuck is that? Is that you or me? Holy shit, we're picking up Apollo 16. The fuck? I don't know.

One of the wireless speakers just went on. we're in this technological twilight zone I swear to you things turn on your phone just starts talking to you there's cameras on constantly it's a we're fucked it is creepy

I brought up like my favorite kind of pasta and I pick up my phone there's 19 fucking emails from pasta companies yeah from pasta or series listening to what the fuck you're saying i wouldn't let that sending it to the fbi as well uh what else uh oh packing the court they put up packing the court and and and uh i don't remember what wallace's question was but um you know they're

fucking he's complaining about trump uh you know swearing her in or whatever and meanwhile they get ready to if they win ready to change the con throw out all the fucking rules because they're getting beat they can't win on merit you know they're gonna have to they're gonna change everything yeah they gotta change the rules i was saying I was saying earlier, it's like, it's like playing Monopoly with your little sister years ago and they don't understand the game. They get mad when they're losing. They want to change the rules. No, I'm, I go here. No, the roll the dice again. I'm on free parking. I'm the, they don't understand. They need to change the rules. They get upset when they lose.

And they don't give a fuck how stupid they look. And they get mad. How dishonest they are. And they get mad when they land on Park Avenue. That means you take your shirt off. Go to jail. You just get right out. I think that's what de Blasio is doing for Rikers now.

They just give them dice. If they roll a double, you're out. I think that's what de Blasio is doing for Rikers now. They just give them dice. If they roll a double, you're out. Jace, what are you doing? You're working on it. He's building the fucking headphones by hand. He's got to weld his back. Can I get you some flux? A little Chinese

kid putting it together. His name's Cosmo. Oh my God. Fucking great chinese oh how about how about about 25 minutes into it um uh biden said something about being smart and trump said did you say smart did you say smart you graduated fucking last in your class joe you're he goes he actually he actually, he actually made, Trump actually made, he said something, made him look bad. He goes, he goes, when you're talking smart,

don't bring me up. You know what he meant, but he goes, you graduated 250th out of your class, and, you know, plagiarism, fucking, yeah, yeah. He said he went to a historically black college. Yes. He went to Delaware State University.

Yeah. He returned. He returned. Dishonest, pandering asshole. Oh, did you hear him go right at the beginning? He called Trump man. He goes, what did he say? How you doing, man?

How you doing, man? Groovy. Shut up, you aged hippie. Can't stand him. No, I know. And there's a reason he's been around, folks.

He's the definition of a career politician. And that's what you guys, and first of all, you know if he wins, he's not running the country. He might as well be, he might as well be

sitting on AOC's lap like Otto and George with her hand up his ass and just going, the Green New Deal. That's the other fucking thing that fried my ass. Oh, the Green New Deal is going to create millions of jobs. We heard that Obama, it created five jobs at a cost of like, what was it, six million each? Remember? Yeah, yeah. jobs at a cost of like was it six million each remember yeah yeah with the failed uh solar panel company and the failed windmill company and the fucking the the hamster on the wheel company yeah

as always they're gonna cut every time they bring up an idea joe biden's like and with my plan of completely eliminating any fuel we ever use today and only using magnets that we spin together in our hands will create millions of jobs everything creates millions of jobs this guy and you know and again why didn't you do this 47 fucking years that you weren't on or when you were with but with obama right it fell flat on its face they're gonna re they're gonna refurbish every house in a country every building and what was the price tag he gave like 115 trump's like it's a hundred trillion you dumb which it is we couldn't make that money in a hundred years and he's right and that's not him talking folks that was fucking people who study this shit who want green energy i saw people on tv for a year going people who are for green energy

going we 100 trillion i mean it'll bankrupt us in six minutes but you know yeah a fucking ex bartender from fucking wherever she's from she knows she knows best but you're gonna they're gonna retrofit every building in new york city with some kind of energy thing yeah that that's that's gonna to work out. And you're talking to a guy that built buildings in New York City. So he knows the horseshit it would take to think you're getting people coming back to New York. I want the mafia to run things again.

It would be better than de Blasio. Come on in, help us out. We don't care if a few exploding cement trucks. Every couple of months is a fine price to pay for security and restaurants. That's not a bad idea. That place is ripe. Maybe the Italians and Russians can get together and fuck. It's like Vegas.

It ran much better under the mob than when fucking Disney took over. Yeah. Right. Well, fucking New York stinks now. You don't want to come come back here nick let me ask you that no i'm not let me ask you that and is is it ever going to recover see even trump said and like you said he knows he knows business i don't care what he says uh he says it's he doesn't think it's ever going to come back i i was saying earlier on that i think for

every month this goes on it's a year recovery time. But I think we're even past that point. We're at the point now where there's no businesses left. No one's working in New York. There are bums, just bums walking around. I try to help out this place Sullivan's right across the street from our studio. They have the, you know, the tables and chairs literally in the street. We're dining in the fucking streets in New

York now like rats. And you sit there and bums come up to you ask you for money. It smells like pins blowing the right way. And then in a month, that whole thing's gone anyway. There's no...

You're not going to be eating a frozen hamburger hockey puck on the streets of Manhattan in the winter. Oh, that's no. It's coming by. Oh, that's a great point. No, that's a great point. The only people that are making money, restaurants are the ones that have those outdoor cafe things. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We put all those good cement blocks to keep Al Qaeda from running us over. And now we're actually eating in the middle of the fucking road. Great. Great plan. You got to Blasio. Oh, my God. Did he break that city in half? Oh, he's a moron. You know what? He's an idiot. And now he's talking about fining people 50 bucks a clip for not wearing your mask.

Oh, yeah. He actually thinks he did something good because he declared that using the subways as a place to defecate is against the law now. Like it wasn't. That was something that was OK. OK, but no one's going to do anything about it anyway. You could cop the turnstile shit in a subway, murder someone. No one gives a fuck here anymore. It's the Wild West.

I'm waiting for a whole fucking team of gang members on roller skates dressed like the Yankees to fucking skate down Broadway. Boy, I'll tell you, I haven't done many things right in my life, but fucking getting out of New York, what, fucking 18 months ago? I fucking, I wish I did it. I'm not kidding. 10 years ago.

Yes, I know. I told Ann Coulter that today. She was on the show today. And I said, yeah, DePaulo got the fuck out of here. She goes, he actually went. I was like, yeah. And then she was like, oh, great. Good for him you like i'm

like he couldn't be happier being out of this shit did you tell her i was in georgia that would have made her even fucking yeah he did as a matter of fact she loves it she's fucking you know she's disgusted she's totally fucking disgusted i haven't seen much of her you know why because she makes a lot of sense i haven't seen much of her on tv um what the fuck else do they talk about uh oh covid more lies oh my god um how you blame trump for something that china did china did this how and how do you explain that wuhan got covid there's films that were coming out of there of them welding people in their houses and setting them on fire. And it didn't go anywhere else in China.

It didn't hit their capitals, their big cities, nowhere else. But it went everywhere else in the world. Yes. And they shut their flights down domestically. Right. But they kept the international ones going. Yeah. domestically right but they kept the international ones going yeah like you're not telling me that it was completely on purpose to fuck the entire world up of course it was but oh it's donald

trump's fault maybe because biden had uh uh taken a few billion dollars from fucking uh oh my god china and and sold the American worker to China. It's just a piece of shit. Then they lie. Yeah. And you don't even have to follow politics that deeply, you know, to fucking have your own podcast. No. And you can fucking, you know, I mean, the average person who doesn't follow this knows that, you know, under Obama and Biden, you know, and NAFTA, all the jobs went overseas.

I mean, that's like that's like just common knowledge. But but I love when Biden really set himself up and walked into one when he was saying Trump has you see him. He's got thirty five thousand people at his rally or whatever, you know, without masks on. Oh, yeah. And I said to my producer before Trump could get out, yeah, and he has two people at his rally. He literally has nobody. Nobody's

ever gotten sick of him. And when Trump said that, when Trump said, you can't get anyone to show up, but you are there. He goes, no one's there. And he goes, no one cares, Joe. No one cares. I know. He sounds like Colin Quinn And he goes, no one cares, Joe. No one cares. I know. He sounds like Colin Quinn arguing at that comedy cellar table. No one cares.

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Anyways. Yeah, so again, the big things that just lied about. Are you really blaming Trump for COVID, folks? I mean, are you buying that? And in this country, they will. We're so polarized. They'll just say, yeah, all this happened on his fucking watch. Yeah, it's his watch.

That's what they're trying to do. Trump's America. The truth of the matter is, at the end of January, while they were still trying to impeach the guy, like maybe if this impeachment thing wasn't going on, this nonsense impeachment, they would have paid attention to what was happening. But at the end of January, he closes down China from traveling here. They all get up in arms and call him a racist and xenophobe and everything. And then now they're saying he didn't do anything.

He didn't react. He's got no plan. We saw him put together a committee. They would come out there and talk every day. Something Biden doesn't do during a campaign. Oh, I call a lid. I got a lid on that. I wish I would have known that. I would have called lids for school.

Hey, what is this? Anthony's called a lid for class today. He's not going in. I mean, you're exactly right, though. I mean, Trump had all those business connections and all those big companies came to him and said built ventilators after about a month there was enough ventilators for two planets but he didn't have a plan suck a bag of dicks you fucking lying so they lie they want to say that he did nothing like that. At least you got to give him some things.

Maybe someone would believe you and give you some plausible. But they got to go out there and go. He did nothing. He doesn't care about you. He's spraying. But he's throwing infected fortune cookies into playgrounds like every fucking thing was his fault. He he sent the ship to New York. Remember, Cuomo goes, we need help.

He sends a goddamn ship with 6,000 beds on it. And a week later, there were three people in it playing Yahtzee. The fuck? What was that about? They send a hospital ship there. It's useless. They got no one. Someone's got a hangnail on the fucking poop deck.

And they used no. It wasn't a big thing. They didn't have a big overcrowding of the hospitals. They made up the ventilator. No one died in the United States for lack of a ventilator. Think about that. They were talking about ventilator. No one in this country was like, my grandmother would have been alive if she got a ventilator.

They put shit out so quickly and not enough. He still is responsible, as as Rob Reiner said, the scholar physician Rob Reiner, that he's he should be arrested for premeditated murder. Right. Yeah. Now he said that. But meanwhile, not Cuomo, who invited COVID into every... He's responsible for half the deaths of the 200,000. They were stacking old people up like firewood in front of hospitals.

Jesus Christ. And Cuomo's on there the next day. He really is the angel of death. And he's joking with his fucking muscle head fucking brother. Meanwhile, you can see all people puking behind him. I love how Tucker plays the video. Every time. Every time.

He's talking. He's got Cuomo doing deadlifts. Meanwhile, Tucker's the highest rated show. Like, not even news show. Show show. This guy is tearing it up. And you're supposed to tell me that Americans aren't

like-minded. That many people are hate-watching him. When CNN can't get a viewer, MSNBC's in the shitter. He's just raking all of them with with his ratings and that's the opinion that americans don't want to hear get the fuck out of here no it's all i it really is a bunch of shit anthony and then i read these when i read these bilderberg books and books about illuminati and shit i'm I'm like, oh, my God, this is all.

And what I'm talking about really is fucking really is insignificant. The Rockefellers have been pulling strings behind the scenes for 30 years, like fucking puppets, 50 years, I should say. You read that shit. I don't even want to do the show sometimes. I'm like, oh, they have a roadmap, but they've been following for 40 years. I never know the what. what's the end game and who is the who are the people at the top of the pyramid at the end of it all let me give you i finally get whatever they want i still don't even know what

that is let me give you who are those people let me give you a hint they They live near Jerusalem. It's obviously the globalists using drones and Soros and Amazon. You know what I did like? To go back to race and violence. I love... He didn't even mention all the...

Trump missed a few easy ones there as far as race goes. He goes, yeah, Joe, how about you tell them black people that they're not black if they don't vote for you? You fucking white guy. He could have walked into that. How many racist things did Biden say over his career? You know, Obama's he's clean and articulate. I like those Negroes who shower, you know, and he's got a nice smile.

Tell a potential buyer at an auction back in the 1800s i mean that is like the worst type of racism the worst came out of joe biden yeah and he remembered and biden a few months ago remember he was right up before he's doing a show and the guy said have you are you going to take a mental acuity test and And he said, come on, man. By the way, man means he's black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, man. He goes, wait. Oh, man. You do crack before the show?

Are you on drugs? Remember? What? Can you imagine Obama? Can you imagine fucking Trump saying that? It would be. Oh, my God. You'd still be watching it on a loop on ABC News.

Oh, yeah. That's what worries me. What a racist he is. But we know it's just regular old Scranton knock around Joe. Yeah. He's just a regular guy that happens to have millions of dollars and probably tells his accountant to use every one of the things he wrote himself to get him more money on his tax. They're all such phony loads of shit. They really are.

And it's so funny because Trump has been called the biggest liar that's ever been in the White House. He's the most honest. Oh, yeah. You can actually make the argument he's the most fucking honest. And I don't care if you people are getting upset out there. He's the most honest. That's why he's so disliked by Washington. We are both.

Look, both sides agreed on one thing in Washington for the last 50 years. Both sides agreed that Washington was broken. That's what they agreed on one thing in Washington for the last 50 years. Both sides agreed that Washington was broken. That's what they agreed on. Then this guy comes in, an outsider, and flips over the apple cart, and they're calling him the fucking biggest liar ever. He's just pointing how inept you guys have been. And I loved when Trump said, you call black people super predators. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Remember that? And Biden went, well, super means good, doesn't it? Yeah. Super predator. Super predator. I never. I don't think I said that. Where's Jill?

He's he. I don't know how they prop him up, though, for that. There are some days where you swear he doesn't even know his fucking name. I know. And then there are other days like tonight. I saw a couple of, you know, a couple of wrinkles tonight in his facade. But he wasn't drooling. He didn't get lost.

He didn't say come up with a corn pop hairy leg story. Right. Like he, I don't know what the fuck they're doing. I do. Yeah. Maybe some metal or what the fuck they're doing. I do. Yeah. Maybe some mouth or what the fuck. Seriously, Adderall or something like that. And he can be lucid.

You know, I saw Brett. What's his name? Brett Hume. Brett Hume. But he's really smart. He's seen all of this shit. He goes, you know, people who are senile, you know, they have moments of lucidity. Like in the last debate with Bernie, he was very lucid.

They go in and out of it. He goes, tonight he could be like that. And he was fucking, you know, he was lucid tonight. And I'll go back to my original point. People are going to give him props for that. Just for that? Just for that because the bar is set so low because, you know, we know he's on his way out. If he gets elected, I swear to God, he might be the first one that, you know, you'll wake up and open the paper.

And they find him in a port-o-potty and fucking behind the White House or something. I don't know. I don't want President fucking Harris. Oh, she's a terrific gal. Real warm woman, isn't she? What a fucking hateful. She's so well liked by the American people. Prove that when she had to drop out before she got to one delegate.

I know. And now she's on the ticket. That's how you know. You know that he's not going to be the president for Christ's sake. She called him a racist and he's like well who do i want as my vice president there's the woman that called me a racist it's mental it's the left it's all about i give them that much it is their religion they put it in front of their kids their family yes they fucking and They fucking, and they're all misfits, if you notice.

They don't, they didn't fit into mainstream society. I point this out every day on the show. When you look at those rallies, it's always fat chicks with purple hair, fucking, you know, just fucking downtrodden. Antifa's made up of guys with fucking, you know, lazy eyes and they're missing teeth and just violent and stupid. And they don't fit into the mainstream. You ever look at the broad conservative women? Jesus Christ. The ugliest one's about a seven.

You know, nothing hotter than watching a conservative gal looking real good, dressed to the nines, firing a gun. I was just going to say, Katie Pavlich with an AR-15. Then you cut over to MSNBC and you got, what's her name, fucking Rachel Maddow with a fucking carrot peeler

she uses on her fucking husband. Yeah, crying over transgender rights. Yeah, we didn't even get into that. I'm still laughing because we watched the whole debate for 90 minutes I was yelling to these guys I want that I want this and then watch yeah

it's still we're still in the stone age of this type of broadcast thank god you were fucking free Ant where are you in the basement of the compound? Yeah, yeah, I did. I did the show from down here tonight. I did that.

And like I said, it was a fuck up. I couldn't get the sound from the debate on, so I literally had to play the debate out of this into my microphone. Like you used to make a mixtape. That's one of those things you put your dick in to make it bigger, isn't it? What the fuck? What are you? What?

That blue thing you're holding up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is a. There's a name for that. It's one of those jerk offs. Yeah, one of those. It's our sponsor. No, it's a little speaker unit, you know, and you plug it in.

I had to play the debate out of this so the mic would pick it up. Yeah, that's the archaic shit I'm doing. I swear, it is exactly like I used to make mixtapes. You just put the microphone near the speaker or the tape recorder. But that was 1978. Yeah, this shit is in its early stage. People are going to look back on a few years ago. That's what they did.

I just feel like we are. This is in its infancy, this whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. If we're still around, you know. Well, Hillary's got one coming up. I'm very excited about it. She's got a podcast.

Oh, that's right. Now that it's done. That's done. That's like when mcdonald's started using grunge music in their commercials you knew grunge was done like hillary's getting a podcast we better look for something else nick it's like white people going that's dope using you know fucking black yeah yeah 30 years ago i do that 24 7 yeah okay bye 24-7. Yeah, okay, bye. How about the other thing I thought Trump missed on when they brought up integrity of the elections, right?

And he didn't even bring up fucking, you know what, Project Veritas with O'Keefe and Ilhan Omar. We have people that work for her on tape giving guys cash for their ballots and how do you forget that i mean how do you i know i know it's a pressure prepares for anything well that's sort of why i like him yeah yeah but i think he just says i'll wing it you know but there should be certain things that that he's just pounded in his head. If he says this, bring up this. And that's it.

So he should have brought that up, the Veritas thing. Oh, there's no evidence that mail-in ballots can result in fraud. And then you go, Trump is bringing up instances where it's happening right now. They don't want to acknowledge it. And then again, bam, lie right into the fucking camera. Right into the camera. That's what I'm saying. He's going to get points of being lucid tonight. Right. He was

lucid about lying. He didn't get confused in the middle of any of his lies. He had his lies straight tonight. That's one thing he can do through dementia is fucking lie. Isn't that amazing? What does that tell you?

It's at his core. Jesus. It's in part of the brain that doesn't really have, like way back here, that little knob in the back of the brain that tells you to breathe and tells you how hard to beat. It tells him to lie too. All the rest can rot away, and he'll still know how to fucking lie and then chris wallace brings up in 2018 uh i don't know he said three four million people

cat millions he said cast their ballots by mail why do you have a problem with it today oh i don't know maybe because i'm going up against a party that's fucking impeached me told me i was working for putin you think that might have anything to do with you dumb motherfucker can you imagine they're they've proven that they want to remove this president they don't want a legitimate election that's right they don't want they didn't want him to be president and they've spent four years trying to get him kicked out and and and they've used every illegal means possible yes so why the fuck wouldn't they fuck with the election right right um that's what that's what i'm worried

that's why i say i don't know how much these debates mean anything you got big tech i i get youtube my number hasn't changed in about 12 days. Three months ago, I was adding like 1,000 every other day. Bullshit. Like every other day, I was adding 1,000, right? And I've been on the same number for like 12 days, which is kind of a compliment. That means I'm on their fucking radar.

Yeah. Note from Tommy, my manager. I guess this was a quote from Biden. Antifa is not an organization it's an idea i guess i missed that one when i was yelling at my producers uh it's an it's not an organization it's an idea well i saw that idea pull up in a u-haul and unload a bunch of fucking rocks and bottles you fucking liar yeah an idea hit me over the head with a skateboard the other day it was amazing by the way that kid Rittenhouse they should have a statue built for him oh kids an American icon first of all just for what he did secondly for marksmanship oh holy shit I know what's a fucking I'm practicing the wrong moves apparently i gotta

be on my back i'm fucking i'm at the shooting range shooting at paper targets what are you doing nick standing up you maniac you gotta get on your ass on your back you're spinning around how about one of the guys he killed was a fucking child molester. They're all pieces of shit. A child molester, folks. But it's just an idea. Yeah, an idea. We want to fuck kids. Let's put it in action. It's an idea.

Not an organization. The one kid that had that chunk taken out of his arm. Oh, my God. Did you see that? The same arm he got the gun in. That's like movie shit right there. Yes. And he must have been in shock

because they he was just like on the side of the road either that or he's a tough he's like this with his bicep missing but he had to be in shock i mean uh that has to sting a little bit doesn't it put some put some macura chrome on that some iodine this might sting a bit right a little mature but how about that kid uh that kid, Rittenhouse, that's another one. And oh, the story, this has nothing to do with the debate, but the story that really upset me this month was that Gardner guy, that Gardner guy who, remember,

he owned a business in, was it in, was in the Midwest, I forget. Black Lives Matter came in trying to burn it down. He had a confrontation with a black guy, ended up shooting a black guy. This kid was an ex-vet. Randy Gardner? Dude, yes. And he killed himself.

And he ends up killing himself because the fucking, the DA caved into the pressure. They trumped up the charges on him. This is a guy that served our country. And folks, that's who you're voting for. Yeah. People, and they were happy. This is a guy that served our country. And folks, that's who you're voting for. Yeah. People. And they were happy. People that would do that to a veteran.

A guy that was. I read the whole description of what happened. And it certainly seemed like he was being attacked by someone. The guy jumped on his back. They were wrecking his business for a year. This piece of shit. They were hounding him for a year, Anthony. You know?

And people applauding on the left. Yeah, he killed himself. Military vet. They love it. Because he was bullied, doxxed, lost everything, his business, family. They have this potential now with all this technology that's available that for some reason doesn't work for us. They're able to use it to literally destroy people's fucking lives. We can't get the goddamn mic to turn on.

I got to get an Antifa guy in here to fucking set up my sound. Yeah, Antifa guy. Just tell him you want to bully someone in HD and they'll hook it up for you, Nick. Hey, get George Soros on the line. He's got the best equipment in the business. He's fucking setting up for bands now.

Hey, Anthony, I can't thank you enough, buddy, for, you know, again, we planned on this. I said this could be hairy as far as technology goes, but when me and Ant get together, and by the way,

I think I'm scheduled to come to New York for the election to your show. I would love that. Did you know that? Yes. We had such a blast last time. I have literally a three foot bottle of champagne that's been chilling for

four years waiting for this election. I would love to have you, Nick. I might have to use that bottle as a Molotov when I leave your studio after the fucking result. If Trump wins, there's going to be no results, Anthony. I got a big hotel room

right across the street so we could just flee to that hotel and watch New York burn from dizzying heights. All right, buddy. You're the best, man. You're one of my favorite people on the planet. Nick, I love youing heights. All right, buddy. Yeah, you're the best, man. You're one of my favorite people on the planet. Nick, I love you, man.

All the best. Anytime. Believe me. All right. I love just bullshitting with you about all this ridiculous shit. I can't wait to see you in person. So the great Anthony Comey, everybody. Awesome.

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