The Nick DiPaolo Show - Replay: Anthony Cumia | Nick Di Paolo Show #1629A

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

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I'm gonna be the one to fall I'm gonna be the one to fall I'm gonna be the one to fall I'm gonna be the one to fall Welcome to the show, folks. Hope you had a great weekend. Happy Monday to you. My guest today, you know him, you love him. One of the funniest people I know, and you know, I fucking hang around comedians all my life.

And this guy chose radio, and of course he kicked ass, and he's a comedian who just fucking figured it out and didn't have to fly all over the country like us assholes. Please welcome my buddy Anthony Cormier. Ant, what's going on, fella? It has been too long, Nick. Too long indeed. Great to see you.

You're looking great. I watch your show. Do you? I look at the clips that come out. And I'm very appreciative that there's another person, and I use the term loosely, person, out there that's fighting the good fight. Jesus.

Let me tell you something. Same thing, I check your feed and I'm belly laughing going, I don't understand how he's, I know he's got his own thing, but it's still X. How does he, his face, his name's there. How has he not been kicked off the planet? Because you're just telling it like it is. It's not that it's so outrageous. Just the truth is outrageous when we talk about race.

And you call every friggin' and I'm going, where does he get his footage? You put shit up that I don't see anywhere. I'm like, this guy's got his. How do you not get in trouble, Anthony? I don't even know how it works. I was exiled from X Twitter for seven years. They took my original account that's just Anthony Cumi. It's my name. And I had to go under other pseudonyms for a while. And then

when Elon took over Twitter, he reinstated me and my name. And I learned so much during those seven years in exile of having other accounts and getting thrown off and having to make another one that I've put together kind of a strategy to really try at least not to get kicked off. And there's certain little subtleties that I've noticed. You can't call someone a savage, but you could say that,

oh, God, that is some savage behavior. So it's this finesse that I've learned. This delicate dance that I have learned to try to stay on. Well, yeah. It's like Jiu Jitsu, you're playing their game, because they are the word masters and like when, I don't know if it's fucking Jiu Jitsu or whatever, Judo, somebody comes out you take their energy with whatever the fuck, you're sort of doing that, playing their game with words but even the shit like you post, I don't know, I got all kinds of

shit, well actually that was from my manager, and there a brawl there was a brawl and a and I know you covered he probably covered it a month before I did it was a brawl in some deli in New York a bodega and it was these young black kids just tearing up the deli and there was a thing of bananas on the counter that never get touch so I had to I had I just put that up there. Imagine the Ben Anderson again. And you know, fucking shit storm, I guess. I don't read my comments. But Tommy, you know, my manager yanked it down.

And my wife, and fuck, she started to fucking pack up, got a U-Haul, I say you fucking bitch. No, it got all fucked up, you know. And I'm like, you're a comedian, you gotta make a joke about, that's not a fucking joke. I know it's up, you know, and I'm like he's a you're a comedian You got you got to make a joke about that's not a fucking joke I know it's right and you know what and you know who had a problem with it Anthony And I don't I love gnome from the comedy cell because I asked them right after to do my show and he goes you comparing black people to which I fucking I felt like saying

In that moment I did but have you watched my standup and watched my 10 years of podcasting? I do not believe black people are fucking apes. You know what I mean? I was kind of disappointed, but then Noam actually thought it over and agreed to come on the show, because he knows that's not me,

but I see shit to me on your thing that's way more edgy than that. And you must have figured it out. Nick, there is a freedom in not giving a flying fuck anymore about what anybody says or thinks. Well, I understand. I admire running with Gnome. And as a person, I love Gnome.

I think he's a really good guy. He is. I've had plenty of interactions with him, good and bad. Right. I respect him as a business owner. He's doing great things over there with the seller. But we just do not see eye to eye, and he's got a problem with me.

I don't care about that. I don't live my life trying to please people like Gnome and a litany of other people, especially ironically enough stand-up comics, that find what I say and do and talk about and the opinions I put out, they find them offensive and repugnant. And I just move on and stay focused and in

line with what I believe in and what I find funny like most of the stuff I post people obviously call it racist and sexist and homophobic I find the shit hilarious and when two black women are fighting and they're completely naked by the middle of the fight and their weaves are falling out all over the place. That to me is fucking hilarious. And if you don't find it funny, you're just lying to yourself first of all and you're trying to virtue signal and I'm done. I'm done making apologies or being nice to people

that find what I do racist or homophobic or xenophobic or whatever the fuck. Right, and look, I'm not much different. The only difference with me is I still rely on road money and yes, you know what I'm saying? They can go, I've said mild shit. I said, I think I repeated that, I might have told you this. After all the George Floyd riots and shit, there's something on at a college campus

where the college kids were fucking running roughshod. And I said, we need another fucking Kent State. You know what I mean? Because the security guards are standing around and the cops doing nothing. I said, we need another Kent State. All of a sudden my manager calls like two days later. I go, am I still doing that gig in Georgia, that theater?

He goes, no. And I go, why? Oh, shit. And they saw that. And that cost me a gig. So when people ask me, does this affect your life? I usually say, no. I said, I'm still, but there's a lot of gigs that Tommy probably doesn't even tell me about

that I can't get because of cracks like that. I understand that and I respect it. And look, I know so many people that aren't in the entertainment business that have normal jobs that can't even say the slightest thing that could be twisted and turned into being racist. And what I'm saying about myself is I feel lucky. I feel like I have been able to say shit without any restrictions

because I have been so utterly canceled that there's really nothing left. I've set up my own thing. I am able to speak honestly and openly, but I understand we still live in a place where it's very difficult for people that have to answer to club owners or a boss or a wife or whatever the fuck it is.

I was kidding about my wife. I do understand. That's, yeah. I ain't no fucking answer to no, I don't answer to no skirt. Okay. It's more of a pantsuit she wears, but go ahead. No, no, I got you, man.

I got you. I just got in a big tizzy with black Twitter over fucking Beyonce dressing like a cowgirl. Do you call black Twitter, is that, they should combine and call it bitter. Yeah, yeah. No shit. call black twittered is that they should combine and call it bitter yeah yeah no good yeah they they just get very angry when people comment where they don't belong you know that I don't belong I can't I don't have the right to say Beyonce could be culturally appropriating of the white Western working cowboy yeah no exactly I saw a little bit of that. It was belly lapping. It's so fucking funny

because I say it's like really they really think that they that we it was a ton of if you listen to them you would think it was fucking, the whole, every cowboy was fucking, had his roots in fucking Tanzania or whatever the fuck. Just total nonsense. And some of them I believe don't even believe it themselves. They just enjoy fighting with us. But let me ask you this, like black. When you really care about someone, you shout it from the mountaintops.

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like I would think there's some black people on black Twitter that would say, I like this guy, because he's a, because there are people, you know, a lot of black people, usually older, closer to our age, appreciate that type of, they just want to know where whitey stands with them. There's a whole generation that doesn't appreciate that now, thanks to the

fucking Marxist professors and all that shit. Who, you know, but there's some, do some of the black people say, you're crazy but I like you, whatever. You get any of that? Absolutely, absolutely. I got a couple of, a couple of black dudes from like LA and Chicago and the Bronx, New York, that call my show very regularly to discuss black issues. And when me and Gavin were doing our stand-up thing around the country, when we were in California in LA, one of them showed up, one of the guys showed up, black dude, and we lapped our asses off, had some drinks at the bar, had a great time.

So yeah, there are some of these Black Dudes that get it. They get it. They're pissed. They're pissed off that when they walk down the street, people go to the other side of the street, or you get that woman clutching her bag in the elevator and all. They're pissed because the community, if you want to call it that, has made it impossible

for them to walk around or go into a CVS without people thinking they're going to walk out with a Santa Claus bag full of shampoo. And the second half of the show I'll be talking to the guy we talked to in the first half of the show I'll be talking to the guy we were talking to in the first half of the show, the great Anthony Comia. It gets even more interesting. It's exclusively on Mug Club. So join now to get Mug Club. Where do you do that?

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I know, they, you know, and I learned so much from Colin Quinn because he, you know, Colin grew up in Brooklyn, went to a high school that was half black and actually has in-laws who are Caribbean Island black, whatever. But I learned so much from Colin because he thrives on this shit too. And that was one of the first things that you know that he drove home to me how we're talking a great Anthony Comey by the way

he He drove a point on that. No, they wanted they appreciate again. I don't know if They they used to appreciate a white guy who tells... Look, at the Comedy Cellar, I would not be standing there, but waiting to be introduced and look around and go, oh, there's a table of Puerto Ricans, a table of... I better keep this kind of civil. No, it would gin me up. And who would be laughing the hardest?

I learned that from Colin. I was watching Quinn on Comedy Cellar one night, and I'm telling him, for some reason, there's a lot of black people there that day. And his, you know him, he's like a PhD, and he was calling them out on shit that they couldn't believe he knew them better than they know themselves. And nobody was laughing harder than the black tables. And that night I go, holy shit, I didn't think that was possible.

It's the white libs. Again, it's white people doing it to white people as far as you and I not be able to talk honestly about fucking racism. Yes. That has nothing, again, I've had a few tables of black people walk out over my 37-year career. I can count them on one hand.

And again, I always make this point, and I can't count them on my hands and feet the number of white girls or white people, give me the finger on the way out. And I say, hope your kids get cancer tonight, you're watching. Yes, yeah, it is. A lot of these white liberals, they're disgusting.

White liberal women just make me cringe. There's so many of them online too. As you've seen, I do watch a lot of videos online. Doing shows like these, you gotta keep tabs on what everyone is doing. You are absolutely right, Nick. White liberals, especially women, are just annoying pieces of garbage. They can't keep their fucking nose out of anything. They have their ridiculously unrealistic opinions on things

and they're fucking dog ass ugly all the time. Big fat asses. They all, no, I know you can smell them a mile away. And I always say the Janine Garofalo frame glasses. And I like Janine. I always say, I hate to say it because I actually like Janine. I like her comp. People don't believe her, but I do. I don't like her politics. But they always have those glasses and horn rim glasses that purple streak and that you can smell them a mile away. And they're not angry at you, at Republicans, at righties. They're angry that they were smell them a mile away and they're not angry at you at Republicans at righties

They're angry that they were born ugly as a boot and they don't fit into fucking mainstream This country finds attractive people women, you know, they don't fit into that So they needed they need an army to join and there's no shortage of ugly broads And then they flock to the other ugly broads. Next thing you know, you got the Democrat party. They are, they're pissed. Their vaginas are fucking angry. And who are they gonna take it out on? There's such a jealousy and anger in them.

And you could see it because everything they try to shut down are things that they can't do. They don't know how to be funny. They don't know what comedy is and how to get a laugh out of it. No one's ever laughed at anything they've said. They have to change the entire complexion of modeling from waify, skinny, beautiful girls

like the Victoria's Secret Angels to gargantuan monsters that rumble down the modeling runways just because they don't want to see shit that they know they'll never be. And the skin on them. Look at this. Fuck them wrinkles like an old ladies cunt. Did you hear that? Let me play this again.

Will Anthony hear that? I'm not sure. Can you hear this? Let me play this again. Will Anthony hear that? Can you hear this? Was Paulie Walnuts going look at this skin like an old lady's cunt. Oh, yeah But you're right It's it's just so Before I even get it to bite in all that shit. But it's so refreshing, guys. And I know if you know me, you know Anthony.

But if you go to his ex feed, I could stay up all night. And I go, how the fuck? And you're just calling it like it is. And they're using it like a cudgel. They always have been. Did a story today. You probably already covered it. Seattle is getting rid of the gifted,

you know, they have the program for students who are gifted. And of course, most of the students are white and Asian, and there's only 3% are black kids. So they have to scrap the program. And I go, for you people out there, don't you see what's going on? It's bigger than that. For you people out there, don't you see what's going on? It's bigger than that. That's like Marxism. It's all intentional is my point. They're lowering the standards, they're turning what made us great as a society upside down on purpose. You're in the middle of a cultural revolution,

you don't know it. You're watching the news at night going, why don't the Republicans do this? It's bigger than that. This is a, and Western culture is all in on it too. Right? The diversity, equity, and inclusion thing that is one of the worst, most dangerous fucking things

to happen in this country ever. Now look, I understand if you're a guy in a supermarket just hired you to gather up the shopping carts, hey, have at it. I don't care what your qualifications are to pushing together those fucking shopping carts. Diversity, equity and inclusion all day when it comes to that. Even maybe making a sandwich at a deli. You walk out and go, oh shit, I didn't ask for mustard and there's mustard all over my sandwich. Ah, that D E I bullshit. When you have to turn a wrench at the Boeing plant and make sure the fucking doors stay on.

Now I want the most qualified person in there and I don't want to go to Boeing's website, which you can do and go to an entire page dedicated to their diversity, equity and inclusion and how their goal is to make Boeing a 50% minority and woman company by 2030 or something. And what are we seeing? Accidents, mishaps, and shit literally falling off

the planes as they're ramping up this diversity. So it's proven that it doesn't work, it's very dangerous, and they're not putting the most qualified people in place. It's already implemented, because I'm starting to fly more now, ironically. And it's already implemented. Last thing I want to, when I'm boarding a plane,

the last thing I want to is smell skunk weed coming out of the cockpit and hearing a fucking Bob Marley tune, and the captain coming on, yo, what's up my niggas, we be out this bitch be out this bitch I'll holla back at you on the ground and there is nothing there is nothing more relaxing and satisfying stepping I know stepping through that doorway and seeing 10 night I don't care who the fuck you are you look left you look left and when you see those those white elbows and that

Greyish arm hair you don't even got to see their face You're just that elbow and the arm hair is all it takes to go. Whoa. All right. I'm good Hey for those of you guys a mug club stick around for the second half of the interview with Anthony come here Everyone else go to Nick dip, join to get my full show, Steven Crowder's full show, and a whole lot more. Hi. Good night, everybody. Wow Wow Wow

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