The Nick DiPaolo Show - RFK Jr. Jumps To Trump | Nick Di Paolo Show #1617

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about RFK & Trump, France arrests free speech and much more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! SEE NICK LIVE: 9/27/24 - Wise Guys - Jordan Landing, UT 9/28/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV 9/29/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV TIX:  https://www.nickdip.com/tour 

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you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you Please contact connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge Bet MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario I'm ready Welcome to the show ladies, gentlemen, everything in between. Excuse me, let me take a sip of my bug juice. Hmm, cigarette. Beautiful. How you doing? Do you have a good weekend? I had a pretty good weekend.

I did nothing. I laid on my ass like a paralyzed sea elephant. I'm sorry about that. What did I do? I cooked, but I can't remember. Fucking scary, dude. I'm telling you, I got CTE. Too many shots in the head.

Real serious concussion when I was 10, hit by a car. That's the one that worries me. Ah, I'm not the five after that, or the two my father gave me. So to to to to to to to to to to to to. You watch, anybody watch Little League World Series? That's right. That's how much I love sports and how lazy. I watched a lot of the Little League World Series this year.

Some years I do, some years I don't. It couldn't have been better. The big game was a little town from Florida against China. Taiwan, Taipei, Chai Fei, duck sauce. I don't know what the fuck. Yeah, thing we, why? Anyways, apparently they draw from a bunch of like schools or something as opposed to you know us doing it the right way.

Anyways, this little team from Florida man, I think they faced elimination four times. It's like double elimination when you get to the semi-finals and they won every time and the day before they were down twice late in the game came back to win it. Unfriggin believable clutch hitting. They can feel both teams. It's, it's amazing. These kids are way better than we were. And anyways, so anyhow, it went into extra innings.

They only play six innings in little league. And this went to a eight inning, which is the equivalent of 11 innings. Um, on inning seven, they just do it normal they don't put a guy on second base like they're doing the MLB but after that they do so eighth inning they put a guy but boom-ba-bang anyways long story short Florida wins beats you beat a Chinese team you're doing something they master everything we do even baseball but the winning plague there was a couple guys on base and this Florida coach had a kid lay down a bunt

pitcher picks it up and just turns and throws the first because the second baseman should be covering which is so like my brother said ironic that China wasn't covering first but fucking brothers pretty good yes, the winning run scores. And here's what I didn't like. And everybody's saying it was so great. What the best part was, I'm reading all these comments, was the team from Florida hugging the Chinese kids right after they won.

They didn't even celebrate. They were hugging them because some of them were crying and shit. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh, eh, eh. They shake hands after.

We have a ceremony for that. Let me tell you, I've been a kid, lost some big games. The last thing I'd want was somebody from the other team hugging me like I'm a bitch. Even at age 10. I'm not shitting you. Get the fuck away from me. The China kids didn't look consoled at all.

That's such an American touchy new age Psychology. Oh, it was so sweet. Yeah. Yeah Exactly. That's why we don't have an army Okay, like I said, I and I'm all for sportsmanship at that level that's why they shake hands after But that to me I saw their mothers hugging them every time they did something or had their feelings hurt I know that might be a cold take on it but I don't give a shit looking towards the future raising a bunch of fruit cups anybody with me out there of course you is anyways it tremendous and I

watched a little of the Patriots I I don't watch preseason football, even when I'm fucking young. Sorry, you got team four defense against team three. But they did put Drake May in last night. Apparently a quarterback controversy in New England. We have this guy Brissette, who's been around forever, played for the Patriots, then went to three other teams. He's back with the Patriots. Not a bad quarterback, but come on. I watched them. They put in Drake May, kids running around, throwing on the run. I was watching for like three series. It's so clear who the quarterback. Apparently quarterback apparently maybe not I didn't watch the other preseason games but let's remember the coach is black Gerard Mayo and he is a big DEI guy okay even though he says whoever's the best

is gonna start blah blah blah so where's the controversy I've been watching this shit for 55 years I could tell in five minutes who the better quarterback was and for sets not bad. Don't give me that I'm not saying that but anyways keep your fucking DEI horse shit out of it Nick you're coming out with great guns ablaze and shot it Not to mention what college football is underway college football is underway not to make this a sports show But Jesus me and Dallas came in with erections today had nothing to do with the shirt I was wearing on him either great opening game we had Georgia Tech in Ireland against number 10 ranked Florida State and Georgia

Tech just a good game 21-21 late in the game the kicker for Georgia Tech by the way hits a 52 yarder early in the game that was as long as ever then hits a 59 yarder then he missed one I guess then comes in for the last play of the game to win it with a 44 yarder I think if I'm not mistaken how about that Not to mention they kept Florida State's offense off the field for about a quarter and a half Dallas nobody cares now listen That's true. That's a heartbreaker when you're ranked team. Oh now you got to win every fucking game offense off the field for about a quarter and a half. Dallas, nobody cares. Now listen, that's true. That's a heartbreaker when you're a ranked team. Oh, now you got to win every fucking game, if you're lucky. All right, enough horse shit. That was six minutes of

sports. Robert F. Kennedy joins Trump. That's the big story since I've seen you guys last. RFK Junior suspends campaign. Independent candidate has endorsed Donald Trump and that is good news. It tells you how far left Kamala and the jerk off Democrats have gone. This guy is Democrat royalty, his family. And he's like, you fucking people. And of course his family is going, he's crazy. fuck up you're crazy I wish somebody would get our of KJunior a lozenge got a real dry throat here he is here's a story I think it was a news covering what happened that's gonna make America healthy again pause a guy sounds like he has throat polyps and he's talking about being healthy. He sounds like Catherine Hepburn. I'm telling you, COVID was created by the jinx.

I think that's an actual quote from her. That's right. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Speaking to reporters earlier, Kennedy strongly implied Trump promised him a high-level job in a public health or food regulation capacity in a potential future Trump administration. I met again with President Trump and his family members and close advisors in Florida In a series of long intense discussions. I was surprised to discover

That we are aligned on many key issues In those meetings he suggested that we join forces as a unity party Kennedy said he had also reached out to Kamala Harris's campaign to arrange a similar deal but was rebuffed. Rebuffed? They didn't even want to talk to him and he said, I am here. I have things to say. Much clearer voice. Somebody get me a sucret. Kennedy joined Trump on stage at Arizona rally where the crowd burst into barbie chairs. Then he was shot. No.

Kennedy said, oh, you know what? It's not in the story. They took away, the minute he did it, they took away secret service coverage. You know that? That's true. Somebody had a funny crack online saying, Trump's real bright. How do you almost get assassinated? So let's add a Kennedy to the tick.

Kennedy said his internal polls had shown that his presence in the race would hurt Trump and help Democrat nominee Kamala Harris. Though recent public polls don't provide a clear indication that he is having an outsized impact on support for either major party candidate. Yeah, keep saying that, Left. Kennedy cited free speech, the war in Ukraine, and a war on our children as among the reasons he would try to remove his name from the ballot in battleground states. See that? in battleground states see that that is a good sign excuse me damn it that's a

good sign look you got him now right he moved to the right Elon Musk was a dem hardcore damn he's he's moving rogue and was a lib he's whole bunch of people I'm moving that way what does that tell you that's how far off the fucking reservation the left is unbelievable just no substance have we seen each other since the convention all the hot air that was blown nothing did you see Walt Scrabb his autistic kid by the arm fucking that guy's a mean just a fucking phony left-wing piece of shit anyways no substance nothing there and I really think it'll be a slaughter by Trump but

like me and Dallas were discussing it's not gonna matter try it you'll never know just like you didn in the last election. He didn't fucking lose that one. But that means you can't trust this one. Even if all the numbers says he slaughters her, they'll figure a way to make it look close and then say they'll bring lawyers into it. They're not going to let go of their power. They're scumbags.

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responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Speaking of Trump, I was on Crowder last week. I don't know if you guys caught this. uh... rights enough not for the copy give me something cup of jizz what'll make a white white out you know something back paint my teeth with uh... anyways we did a thing where i was donald trump's press secretary

and uh... this my answers are unrehearsed it was my first time they handed me the sheet of the questions before but i didn't i i looked at him once like I'd say two minutes before the thing and I said I'll just make up the fucking answers on the fly so this is me people got a kick out of this as Trump's press secretary on the louder with Crowder show that you should all be watching on Mug Club rumble and locals and all that other shit I don't even know what it means

but here it is. ["The Last Post"] Good to be in front of you, lion maggots again. Any questions? Can you turn that up a little? Why is the former president spreading misinformation that Kamala Harris is faking her crowd sizes? Well, I'll note that she's a size queen. It's very important to her.

That's why she dates Willie Brown and half the NBA West. Next question. Any thoughts on women's rights? Any thoughts on women's rights? My thoughts or the man I'm here to speak for, the President? Because we both agree that women should have plenty of rights and they start in the kitchen. Joseph Miller, CBS News.

President Trump has said repeatedly that Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong-un are smart, and he gets along well with them. How does being friends with the enemy protect America? Well, as any guy who's been married knows, you gotta be friends with the enemy. What's he gonna go over to North Korea and spit in that little midget's face? Or, you know, tell Pooh he's a good saggy c***? You gotta be friends first, and then try to build a relationship everybody knows that especially Tim Walz who's on Reinder. Why is President Trump stealing platform policies like

no tax on tips and drill baby drill from the Harris campaign? Was that a trans woman I just heard from? I'm a woman sir. Oh okay sorry the giant forehead in Adam's apple. I'll be full. Is that it, folks? Are the rumors true that the former president called Vice President Kamala Harris the R-word? Yeah. We're retarded. Got a R-word out of her book. Jim Costa. Jim Costa, how are you? The only people that think R-word is a bad word is R-words.

Anything else? word is anything else okay I think I did my job we'll see you guys at the inauguration no funny stuff that's what I love about it like Crow Crowder has faith. He goes, yeah, fuck it, just wing it, whatever. And I'm like, that's the best way to do it. And my favorite part was the, did you call for the R word, your answer? Yeah. R meaning retarded, folks. Yeah, that was, I was just answering truthfully.

That's why I came across as kind of funny anyways I thought you get a kick out of that and like I said that's a lot of a crowded folks they have a studio I mean you got to sign up for his show it's everything he says backed up by facts and shit and don't believe the people at bad mouth them they're this jealous because he fucking crushes him and he's got a couple of things coming out he has got an undercover team like project Veritas who have a couple of things I guess coming out later in the year that are gonna really be

tremendous let's move on to this world that's crumbling before our eyes France anti-free speech imagine that a democracy so-called ally a NATO member anti-free so what do you mean Well, billionaire and telegram messaging app, CEO Pavel Durov, Jesus Christ, what's he, 28 worth 70 trillion, was arrested in Paris on Saturday night, did you hear that? In Paris on Saturday night. According to TF1 TV and BFM, Big Fuckin' Momma's TV,

Reuters reported, according to TF1, Derub was served an arrest warrant in relation to a preliminary police investigation. The investigation regards his company's messaging app as French police believe there are not enough moderators to keep criminal activity in check on his site TF1 report Musk who also posted hashtag free pavo to social media following reports called out the arrest in multiple in multiple posts Dangerous times he wrote responding to another tweet that referred to similar instances including in England rumble CEO Chris Pavlovsky he's the rumble CEO folks also spoke out about Durham's arrest he says and I quote Francis threatened to rumble

and now they have crossed a red line and he means it not like when Obama says it by arresting telegrams CEO Pavelvel Durrov reportedly for not censoring speech he wrote and Miles Chong a conservative commentator who to me looks like a young Asian William Shatner conservative commentator argued the arrest was part of a witch hunt are you interested in the real story? I am. Tell me what he means by that. He says this is about silencing dissent and controlling information. Well thank you detective.

They want to turn the internet into another arm of their propaganda machine. We're watching freedom of speech being attacked right before our eyes, he wrote. Our tiny eyes. Well, he's kind of, no, just a hint. It's got a hint of something in there. Others suggested it would lead to larger implications and that governments would go after Musk and X next. Oh, please try it. This is, somebody somebody said may you live in interesting times it was a And boy they're going after telegram So they have a pretext to go after X Elon next Joe Manarino wrote. I hope that's not true

It is no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not this fucking time, no fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way, mate. That guy was English. No, Australian. Telegram, which has over 900 million users. Jesus. Imagine inventing something with over 900 million users. There's a dick joke in there I can't think of. Telegram, which has over 900 million users, is a messaging app that is comparable to, There's a dick joke in there I can't think of.

Telegram has over 900 million users is a messaging app that is comparable to, and by the way it's comparable, not comparable, once again we've changed that, comparable to WhatsApp but according to the New York Times also allows large groups of people to communicate across different channels. And that's what scares them, it allows people. Yes, good and bad, I'm sure. I'm sure there's terrorists on there and shit, whatever. But it's a communication medium that everybody can use. It's like when a team baseball game, it's raining, one team complains that, well, it

was really slippery. Yeah, both teams played under the same conditions. You get it, folks. Bottom line is freedom of speech. I don't know how this works. I don't think anybody does. I think we're in new territory. I mean, we obviously have the First Amendment in the United States, but the internet is an international thing. But you'd think France and all the goddamn NATO countries and so-called allies would be on our side of freedom of speech if you're defending democracy, although we defend it on your behalf. here's the where he left the country right off the arrest okay Rumble guy did can you make that big for me here we go this is Chris Pavlovsky

Pavlovsky yeah and he's the CEO of rumble and God I hope guys rumble is like the only free thing out there rumble found a Chris Pavlovsky leaves Europe this was like last night it happened. Due to the arrest of Telegram's Derov, the guy I just talked about, after the arrest of Derov, the founder of the YouTube competition, Rumble left Europe in fear. Quote, he said, I'm a little late to this,

but for good reason. I've just safely departed from Europe. Can you fucking imagine? France has threatened Rumble, and now they have crossed a red line by arresting Telegram CEO Pavel Durov, reportedly for not censoring speech. Rumble will not stand for this behavior and will use every legal means available to fight for freedom of expression, a universal human right we are currently fighting in the courts of France and we hope for Pavel D'or's immediate release he said

Interesting how folks mother of God you're watching tyranny I mean Read your history. This isn't the first time this shit has happened read 1984 again There's about ten oligarchs in my opinion that run the planet and they want the rest of us shut up To take away our fucking weapons and I keep seeing 1984 the Moby with millions of people watching a big screen with a guy on it That's where they're headed if you want to know in my opinion Anyways, I hope the guy

in my opinion. Anyways, I hope the guy... I'm so interested. That's the most interesting story. Not to mention the president was shot about a month ago and we had a coup. Nobody voted for the twat for the Democrat party. But you know, those are just daily stories. We push those to the back. But Kamala is young. Yeah, she's joyous. She's a yeast infection in wheels is what she is who are all right. Oh, yeah I'm all right now, but last week was at the DNC convention. It was a rough shape Folks for those of you on mug club stick around for the second half of my show the rest. She is go to nickdip.com Okay, and sign up to get my full show, the great Steven Crowder's full show, which comes with a lot of extra stuff, and including Alex Jones here and there,

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West Landing, whatever, Utah. Wise Guys, September 27th. The very next two nights I'll be in Vegas at Skankfest, September 28th, 29th. I'm looking forward to that. The guys have been asking me to do it for a long time. I hate Vegas. I'm usually funny the first five minutes I go on in Vegas because I have nothing but vitriol for the place and I shit all over everybody

but the people who are watching and laughing. But I just go, yeah, you want to see a fucking Dominican grandmother eight months pregnant with a fucking, you know, a Van Halen tattoo on her tits? Go to fucking Vegas. Hi, good night everybody. Oh, yeah Thanks for watching!