The Nick DiPaolo Show - Rogan Gets a STERN Talking To | Nick Di Paolo Show #594

Episode Date: September 14, 2021

Biden's Mic Cut. Libs Eating Libs. Reverse the Races.

Hi, boys and girls. Nick DiPaolo here. Free speech lives right here on The Nick DiPaolo Show. I'm grateful to be able to do this show my way, and I'm only able to do it my way because of your generous contributions. Please go to nickdip.com or click the link on thecomicsgym.com and contribute today to keep this show and our speech free. Thank you so much. Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the big show on a filthy Tuesday.

How are you, dirty asses? Okay, good. Great. Great to be with you. Hold on. I'm just taking care of a little bit of homework here. Very good. That'll make no difference whatsoever. Okay. Why so serious? I don't know. I don't know. How you doing, folks? Great to be with you.

Holy Christ. Anybody catch that game last night? Oh, boy. Anyways. Why am I talking about it? Let's get right to it. Fuck this. Tonight in our N-word segment.

in our N-word segment. Why Howard Stern has turned into a complete idiot. This morning, Stern attacked my buddy Joe Rogan for taking ivermectin to aid him in curing him of COVID. Stern also went after all anti-vaxxers, stating he wondered

what it would have been like if these anti-vaxxers, stating he wondered what it would have been like if these anti-vaxxers were around during polio. First of all, why would anybody listen to anything Stern has to say about anything anymore, as he clearly has demonstrated he's a total sellout and 99% of his actions, beliefs, and words are for financial gain. As far as his polio analogy goes, it's clearly a facile analogy. COVID today, unlike polio back then, isn't a death sentence unless you're a 78-year-old person with the body fat of a fucking sea elephant and the diet of Chris Christie or B.B. King. Secondly, actual virologists who study this shit for a living have recommended ivermectin as a treatment, but what do they know as compared to a shock jock whose past actions

have included donning blackface and smacking strippers in the ass with a live fish? Thirdly, it's nice to know that Stern and all the other brain dead pro-vaxxers who love to be pushed around and told what to do by big government because they can't do it themselves and so-called experts uh it's nice to know they would have complied with hitler and his henchmen during the holocaust ultimately resulting in the death of howard's grandparents in his very existence zeke heil howard what the fuck happened to you? Apparently the only thing smaller than Howard's dick is his brain, which is weird because I've never met a dumb Jew in my life. Fourthly, why would you listen to Dr. Anthony Fugazi Fauci, who's been wrong more times than

Don Levin during Final Jeopardy? This asshole once told us masks weren't helpful and now swears by them. Sad thing is, his initial take on masks was the last time he was right in the past two years. He also said on TV, by the way, government would never mandate vaccines for the public. Hey, Howard, is this one of the experts that you're listening to? You'd be better off taking advice about COVID from fucking Beetlejuice. you'd be better off taking advice about COVID from fucking Beetlejuice. Fifthly, and most obviously, you giant nose with feet, if you have been vaccinated, Howard,

why are you worried about us non-vaxxers getting you sick? I mean, the vax works, right? I mean, that's why you got it, right? Well, what's that? Some people are still getting COVID after being vaccinated twice? Exactly. So why would we do it? The truth is you and the 200 other million zombies are having buyer's remorse now that the truth is coming out about how ineffective a lot of these vaccines are.

So why would we put that crap in our bodies? So I want to thank you and the other 200 million idiots for being guinea pigs. Sixthly, nobody knows the long-term effects of these vaccines. To go back to Howie's initial polio analogy, a Jonas Salk's vaccine was initially successful for a few years down the road. A few years and then down the road, 40,000 children came down with mild cases of polio. Hundreds more came down with paralysis after picking it up. Adults, I'm talking, from vaccinated children, and 10% of them died. So in a few years, enjoy your iron lung and your dialysis machine and your heart murmur.

Finally, if the hundreds of thousands of illegal people pouring across our border aren't even being tested, why should I, the American taxpayer, who are going to be paying for all the free shit that you give these people, why should I or my non-vax friends be obligated to do something that they aren't? So stick to what you know best, Howard, right? Jetting off to the Hamptons on the weekends, having cocktails with Sarah Jessica Parker, and bad-mouthing the working-class stiffs who have made you the rich, elitist asshole that you turned into. Sorry to say that. And the other thing I want to throw in at the end also has something to do with Joe,

my buddy Joe Rogan's show being way more powerful than Howard's is now. So end of story. Let's move on. That's your N-word segment for tonight. Glad I got that off my tits. Who's with me? How about this, folks? This one really lit me up.

We have a president. We have a president who literally, when his staff, his cabinet members watch him on TV, they mute the goddamn television because they're so nervous that he might go off script or even fuck up while he's on script. Again, I go back to how much they shit all over Trump and what a dumb battle he was and blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, Trump could go off the cuff for two hours and not even break a sweat. They're his own people.

I'm like, shut that off. He's going to talk off the cuff for two hours and not even break a sweat. They're his own people are like, shut that off. He's going to talk off the cuff. The White House abruptly cut the feed of president, not my president or yours, Joe Biden's briefing on wildfires with federal and state officials. Is this is what this is what they're worried about what a week after the biggest debacle in american history this is what he worked for his father let's hope the whole state burns down we can start from scratch by the way governor newsome recall election today been reading for months how he's getting slaughtered all of a sudden he might pull it out well once again let's see how they cheated on this one. But he's talking about wildfires. That's what he's fucking talking about. And yeah, they cut the feed on him. They cut the feed. Shut up. Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up. That's them

yelling at the television. Shut up. During Monday's visit to Boise, Idaho, Biden, I thought he was in New Hampshire, received a briefing about the ongoing wildfires that have plagued several states out west. While Biden spoke for much of the briefing, at one point he said he wanted to hear more from George Geisler of the National Association of State Foresters. I used to belong to that. I get caught for not putting out my campfire. We've got a clip of him, right? Here's Joe. Listen to the energy

and the passion that he brings to this conversation. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, your question. One of the things that I've been working on with some others. Slow down, Joe.

Is They cut it. I've been working on with some others slow down job is They cut it get him off he's talking after One of the things huh what uh-huh one of the things huh what uh-huh The guy did you hear his voice? The poor guy's dying right in front of us. Geisel has spread it. Of course, Mr. President, just spit it out. I have a fucking appointment in April of 2023 to get to.

Anyways, I've been working on something with others, Biden said, before being cut off. These are his own people cutting him off. The White House did not immediately respond to Fox News, you people that shit all over Fox News. I shit all over them for the way they handled the fake election. I'm with you on that. But I'm just saying, they're the only ones that ask any real questions. That and One America News and shit. All the ones that, you know, people on the left go, you know, there's no difference between MSNBC and Fox,

other than six trillion viewers a night. Anyways, they didn't immediately respond to Fox News requests for comment. This isn't the first time the White House intervened in blocking Biden from being heard by the general public. Last month, the president's audio feed was cut as he was about to respond to a reporter's question on his administration's military withdrawal deadline from Afghanistan. In March, the White House cut the feed as Biden said he was happy to take questions while speaking to Democratic lawmakers at a virtual event. So every time he goes to speak, he hears this in his earpiece. Shut up!

Thank you. Huh? What? Uh-huh. Yeah. I wish I had more. Yeah. Uh. This latest incident comes just days after Politico

reported how White House staffers will either mute Biden or turn off his remarks out of, in quotes, anxiety that he will veer away from the West Wing's carefully orchestrated messaging. Oh, my God. We have a, like I said, when he had all his marbles, he was a dope. Now we have a dope. Put a layer of fucking Alzheimer's on top of that. And you want me to believe that this guy beat Trump. You can suck my dick till it's yeah, yeah, yeah. Purple.

White House Press Secretary Jen, I got freckles on my ass, Saki, previously admitted that she was a man. During an interview, she admitted that Biden is often advised by her staff not to take questions. Biden, we got a guy, supposedly the most powerful guy in the free world, can't answer questions. Biden raised eyebrows last week when he came in in a dress and pumps and what? No, when he told the crowd, I'm supposed to. He actually said this out loud. I'm supposed.

This is the one time he's actually told the truth. I'm supposed to stop and walk out of the room. He told the people at a White House event following his prepared. He gave up the secret. I would tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again. My handlers told me I have to shut up and go home now. It's getting late. It reminds me of that scene.

You guys remember the Truman show? Sort of like this. Don't look in the camera. Say something. Keep it going. Keep it going. He's gone. Cut transmission.

Cut transmission? Cut transmission? Cut it! That was a skinny Paul Giamatti work on the board, wasn't it? Yeah. Who I've acted with. Who actually said to me after the Amy Schumer show that I did, where I was the lead, Hey, kid, you gotta do more of this shit. And I said, I don't have to.

I'm a stand-up comedian who makes a nice living. I hate this shit. I'll sit around for 19 hours. Unless I get a gig with friends and comedians who are putting a movie together that was very, very funny. Then I'll do it. I also demand a big, one of those, what are those, honey trailers?

What do you call them? You know. Honeywagon. Matthew's been in show business for a while. A big honeywagon. It has to have two bedrooms. I like a mirror to blow off of before I do my scene with Meryl Streep as I choke the fucking life out of her. Anyhows.

Do you want to hear more funny shit like that? Guys, I am back doing stand-up next weekend. It's about time. I do stand-up once every 11 months now, so I'm really sharp. Come on out and see me fucking brush the rice. I'm really funny when I can't remember what's going on up there. It really is. It's like, just picture getting on a plane, and as you're boarding the plane at Delta, you see a Muslim at the pilot in the cockpit as you're boarding. Sort of like that. I'm doing barrel rolls and, oh, we're going to all die. I'm doing stand-up next weekend in Florida and really want you to come out and fill these rooms for me, please. As you know, I have a new kitchen and I want to get fake breasts. I'm transitioning so I can fight the cocksucker who beat the woman up. On Thursday, September 23rd, I'll be at the Palm Beach Kennel Club

in West Palm Beach, rubbing a shepherd's balls. One show at 8 p.m. Then the next night, Friday, September 24th, the very next night, I'll be at the new Sidesplitters Comedy Club room at the Grove in Wesley Chapel.

How many towns does Florida have? No matter which part of Florida you're in, you can drive to see me live next weekend. Also, I'll be in Las Vegas, home of the Raiders, November 12th and 13th at a tremendous room called the Comedy Works. I don't know why we couldn't come up with something more spectacular.

It is Vegas. At the Plaza, I almost said the Piazza Hotel, the Plaza Hotel and Casino. Get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com. Look forward to seeing you there. After the show, we shake hands, do a few shots, and do some grab ass. What?

Don't wait for me. Go ahead. Good. In our libs eating libs segment tonight. Some woman. Brett Baker. Brett? Brett Baker tweeted.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was. I think we did a story. Was that yesterday when I did the Indiana Jones thing? Wow, I'm very tired. Yes, this is a tweet from Brett Baker, whoever the fuck that is. Bill Maher, people, you know, he's being asked by his fans, boy, you're going after the left. What pussies you guys are on the left, by the way.

He's, ooh, you're coming after us. You're supposed to walk lockstep, goose step with the rest of us Nazis. See, Bill's finally waking up, but what he doesn't realize is he helped create this fucking mindset that he hates so much. I want to like Bill Maher. Everybody calls him an asshole, and I hear that all the time myself. He's one of those guys, like I said, when your team plays a rival team and you hate that one guy on the other team, but you wouldn't mind him in your uniform on your team. That's how I feel about Bill Maher.

But he's wrong about everything because he's a fucking lib. He's been in Hollywood too long smoking fucking weed and banging Asian hookers. That's what I like about him. Some of those hookers are female. Well, here's a clip of him from his show that, again, I will argue his HBO show, which has been on forever and always had good numbers, helped create this fucking mindset with all Republicans are retards and all conservatives are square, blah, blah, blah. Year after year, you had congressmen on these stiffs that nobody respects in the Republican Party,

and you would massacre them in front of these asshole fans of yours. And you had Ann Coulter on who, let's be honest, she could destroy you one-on-one, but you dated her, so you still have her on. And remember when she said Donald Trump was the leading candidate and everybody laughed at? You guys are always wrong about the big shit. But I digress. Let's play what he had to say. To me, when people say to me sometimes, like, boy, you know, you go after the left a lot these days.

I'm like, because you're embarrassing me. Now they applaud. That's why I'm going after the left. He's talking about you. The way you never did before. Because you're inverting things that I, I'm not going to give up on being liberal. This is what these teachers are talking about. That you're taking children and making them hyper aware of race in a way they wouldn't otherwise be.

Pause. I mean. Oh boy, is this great. You made, you helped, and a million other libs make this country hyper aware of race. And when we say slippery slope back then, oh, you're paranoid, you're afraid of change in this country, blah, blah, blah, blah. Year after year, you made fun of white people being stupid, how racist this country was, and now it's coming back. Now you're seeing it taken to its logical conclusion,

and you don't like it because you're getting bit in the ass. How many times am I going to point that out, Bill? How many times am I going to say it? I mean, you've got to listen to me. Get this through your head, you. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. Go ahead. I saw last night on the football game, Alicia Keys sang Lift Every Voice and Sing,

which now I hear is called the Black National Anthem. Now, maybe we should get rid of our national anthem. Why? But I think we should have one national anthem. I think when you go down a road where you're having two different... See, he couldn't even leave that alone. He couldn't say, we have a national anthem that represents everybody. Sorry, Snoop wasn't around when it was written, or whoever the fuck. This country was founded by white people. Sorry again. So we should get rid of ours,

and you don't like the black. We already have one. It's fine. And Alicia Keys is 99% white, by the way. I'm darker than she is. But boy, does she play up that black angle, because it was good for her career. Go ahead, Billy. For national anthems, colleges sometimes now have, many of them have, different graduation ceremonies. Yes!

For black and white. Yes! Separate dorms. Pause. This is what I mean. This is what the Democrat Party's been all about. That's how you've been voting for 30 years. What, did you just fucking wake up?

He looks like an agent I had at William Martin. Bill, Bill, wake up. This is the shit that we've been screaming about. This didn't just happen last night, overnight. It's been a steady push by the left, and you don't like its conclusion. Go ahead. In segregation, you've inverted the idea.

We're going back to that under a different name. Pause. Why are you shitheads applauding? You shitheads who are fans of his go out to see him do live comedy. You helped create this shit. You can't worm out of it now. Is that George fucking Will? It is, isn't it? Is he taking his own pulse George wills on Bill Maher by the way we have no use for George wealth in the last 20 fucking neocon in my opinion I don't know who the broad is on the left but they're all applauding him for saying shit that if I went on there or anybody from the right they'd get fucking booed. Why don't you guys admit you know nothing and you haven't

since Vietnam? How about that? How am I not president? Somebody. Put me on the ticket with Larry Elder. Let's hear what Bill has to say some more. I'm sorry, Bill. Go ahead.

Oh, really? So Bill is, as you can see, he's getting a little hot under the collar. Can I be happier? Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't? I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

You can't just wash your hands of it and go, wow, these lefties are nuts. Don't you understand, Bill, that Barack Obama, this is his third term? Do you understand that? And I'm sure you're still a big fan. Weren't you at his house? Maybe not. I was at his house for that party.

I was outside in the bushes with a fucking wrist rocket. That would be a slingshot, everybody. Hello, I'm 79. Hello, I'm William Devane. I have a gold cock, gold teeth, and a gold turlet. Speaking of politics, United States election regulator dismisses claim. Why do we even have these? More example of the left getting away with murder. Dismisses claim that Twitter broke law by blocking story. You know what I'm talking about,

right? The Federal Election Commission, FEC, has dismissed a claim that Twitter Inc. violated election laws when it prohibited users from posting links to a New York Post story about then-presidential candidate Joe Biden's idiot son, Hunter. According to the source familiar with the matter, you guys remember this, right? They blocked it. People couldn't share it because there was an election to be won. And if this shit ever came out about how compromised him and his son are and about China, he would have never fucking won. And then naturally, the FEC now sides with Biden. I'm sure those are FEC Biden people. Even if it's not. Don't you see?

Don't you care? I want to be loved. Is that so wrong? That was Harvey. Harvey Fierstein. What was that called? Some torch song trilogy. Actually loved it.

He's a big girl, but very talented. I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong? I taught myself to sew how to fix my pants. God damn it. The Republican National Committee lodged a complaint after the social media site, that's Twitter, blocked the story link in October. How is that even fucking legal on any grounds? The RNC argued that Twitter blocking the story meant it was illegally contributing to Democratic candidate Biden's presidential campaign, which it was. You get more hurt by shit that the news omits than they pushed. You understand? That would have been a huge story. And after they took a poll in like, what was it, 41, 42% of Democrats who voted for

Biden, didn't even know the story existed about Hunter and Ukraine and all that shit. The election regulator determined that Twitter's actions were allowable because it was enacted with a valid commercial reason and not for a political purpose. What does that even mean? commercial reason and not for a political purpose. What does that even mean? According to the New York Times, which first reported the FEC's dismissal on Monday. Of course they did. Don't give me that smart-alecky shit. What the fuck does that mean? Commercial, it was for commercial means. What does that mean? Somebody owned it. They blocked information that everybody had a right to. First Amendment.

Read it. Breathe it. Live it. Titmouse. Commandant was the other way around. That should have been a fucking... Imagine we had dirt. They had dirt on you know who?

Let's say Republicans ran the social media. Had dirt on Don Jr. But Fox and everybody else blocked it? Yeah, that wouldn't be... The FEC Twitter and News Corp, which owns the Post, declined to comment. The RNC did not immediately respond to her request for comment. The New York Post

editorial board defended its story in an op-ed published on Monday, saying that the people involved in the emails it published had confirmed the contents. Remember, they were saying, Twitter, we don't put shit up that was hacked into. That was their excuse. And this wasn't hacked. This was confirmed by the public. It was confirmed who the sources were. The emails, that's what the Post is saying, that it published, had confirmed the contents. Do you get that? If that's a fact. It is. Tell me, am I lying?

Tell me, am I lying? The New York Post story contained alleged details of Hunter Biden's business dealings with a Ukrainian energy company and said that Joe Biden had met with an advisor of the company. Some disinformation researchers raised red flags about the providence and credibility of the story. Twitter said at the time that the story violated its, in quotes, hacked materials policy. They knew it wasn't hacked, which bars the distribution of content obtained through the hacking that contained... The stupid fuck left his computer at a computer shop. Remember? I just fast-forwarded it. Doesn't matter. It provided no details on what materials it viewed as hacked in the

Post articles. So in other words, it just slides through. Once again, the left gets away with murder. I hate to say it, people on the right, the only way he's going to stop this from getting steamrolled, somebody's going to have to I don't know, go to a baseball field in a golf cart with a water gun.

What? Soon after the incident, Twitter changed its hacked materials policy and later said it had stopped blocking the story when the private information in it had become widely available in the press and on other platforms. CEO Jack Yum Yum Yum Dorsey also said in a tweet that straight blocking of URLs was wrong. And then he said, I suck cock and I love it.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. And his Taliban beard. I think he came out and made that announcement when? After we knew Biden finally won? Was that when he came out? How do you people sleep at night, you jacked? That's right, in a fucking hyperbolic chamber, whatever they call it. Hyperbolic, that's not right. What is it? Hyperbaric. Hyperbolic. Yes, he sleeps in a bed that exaggerates you.

Transgender fighter. I'm moving on now to a more fucked up world. Transgender fighter. I'm moving on now to a more fucked up world. Transgender fighter Alana McLaughlin. Every time I think of the McLaughlin group. Issue one. Bye bye. Anyways, Alana McLaughlin submits Celine Provost in MMA Day Abuse. Alana McLaughlin, the second openly transgender woman, I can't believe we call this thing a woman,

to compete in MMA in the United States, won her debut Friday night after kicking the other girl right in her big testicles. Quack, quack, quack. won her debut Friday night after kicking the other girl right in her big testicles. Quack, quack, quack. No, she won her debut Friday night by a submission at the Combat Global prelims in Miami, Florida. And there are the two combatants.

That's McLaughlin on the left who was like a Navy SEAL or something at one point. And according to me, she still is. Ah, the homosexuals. The other girls, no, they hit the beach, but if I had to choose, yummy Beatles. The 38-year-old used a rare naked choke, that's what I call masturbating in a hotel, against Celine Provost to end the match three minutes and 32 seconds into the round.

She choked out the bitch. McLaughlin, who began a transgender after leaving the United States Army Special Forces, I wonder why we're getting our ass kicked, in 2010, said she hopes to be a pioneer for transgender athletes in comp. And who would, can I ask you a question, Alana? What, the nine people that are trans? Nick, that's ridiculous. Okay, I'll knock it up to 38.

How about.001% of the population? Anyways, that was a guy who is now pretending to be a woman. And they asked for a quote from his or her dad after the fight. And he said this. I want to pick up the mantle. This is Alana talking. That Fallon, that was another first trans, put down, McLaughlin told Outsports before the fight, referring to Fallon Fox, who in 2012 became the first transgender woman to fight in MMA.

Right now, I'm following in Fallon's footsteps. I'm just another step along the way, and it's my great hope that there are more to follow behind me. That's how you get in trouble in the first place. Fox, who sat cage side Friday, last fought in 2014. Four years later, Patricio Manuel, we talked about this, became the first transgender male, that's a woman to become a guy, to compete in a pro boxing match in the United States when he beat Hugo Aguilar, who probably hanged himself three

minutes after the fight, by unanimous decision. McLaughlin began training a year ago and was cleared to fight by the Florida State Boxing Commission after having her hormone levels tested, according to ESPN. She said it was a nightmare finding an opponent. I have nothing but respect for Provost. That's a girl, the actual girl with the vagina. She said it was a nightmare finding an opponent. I have nothing but respect for Provost. That's a girl, the actual girl with a vagina. She fought. McLaughlin said the fight was originally scheduled for August 6th, but was postponed after Provost, a 35-year-old boxing and MMA veteran tested positive for the coronavirus. What, it didn't kill her?

Didn't kill her? I'm watching the game last night, Monday Night Football. 70,000 plus people in the stadium. Not one mask in the stadium, but a couple of guys on the sidelines with masks. Somebody call me and explain to me how that makes any fucking sense to you people. How is that not enough proof for you to know this is all horseshit? Unless 70,000 people die six months from now, which they won't. Provost landed multiple punches in the first round before McLaughlin

came out on top. Yummy, yummy. Let's take a look. Now you can see how our ground game goes. This is for Celine Provost, the Uncharted Waters. Not your typical wrestling double take. I'm not surprised that she's using that

because she's telling you you have an opportunity to do that because he's not a tall fighter and when he competes against taller fighters. This guy keeps saying he. He's referring to this trans woman as a he. I bet you he's in hot water tonight. Go ahead. Let the girls

roll around. Yummy, yummy. That's what he does. We've seen it from Roy Nelson, another big, heavy set fighter. Not as tall. And all he does is throw that over right hand to the big guys. McLaughlin's got the back of Provost and now he's dug in deep. Kill again, little

buddy. Dump, dump, dump. Dump, dump, dump, dump. You're choking me. I can't. Yay. A man beat up a girl. You know how I feel about this, folks. I love it because I feel bad for you people who have daughters that are in track and bass but have to compete against these freaks.

But I like it because it's proven how stupid everything that feminists have believed in their whole lives are being set on its ear. We now have empirical evidence that physically men are superior. End of fucking story. That's right. I said it. Am I going to fight Amanda Nunes? No.

I'm fucking 59. But you give me a fucking, I don't know, a Bowie knife and some pepper spray. I'll take her. Anyway, she was declared the victor and and they lifted her big hairy armpits, and everybody went, yay! She wore a shirt, by the way, McLaughlin did with the phrase, end transgenocide. Speaking of hyperbolic language, her debut comes as multiple states argue bills aimed at restricting transgender athletes from participating

in youth high school and college sports. If we want to see more trans athletes, I think this is her talking again, him, whatever it is. If we want to see more opportunities for trans kids, we're going to have to work out a way into those spaces and make it happen, McLaughlin told Outsports. It's time for trans folks to be in sports and be more normalized. Please give me a call. No, you have to start your own league. You understand? You're still a guy.

You have more muscle than the girl you were fighting. We didn't show the other girl was landing good shots. Right, Matt? At the beginning, the taller girl was landing good shots. Right, Matt? At the beginning, the taller girl was cracking this guy good. And then when he cracked her, it looked like a fight in a kitchen. Abusive husband. It's wrong. I don't want the heterosexual women getting hurt. Boy, oh boy. Hey, listen up. If you don't have a Nick DiPaolo show t-shirt or hat or

mug, pick one up now, please. It was really great to see so many of you guys in cojos last month wearing these. And also great to get your photos. Here's one that I got from Tim Weaver right after Hurricane Ida came through Louisiana and Mississippi. God bless you guys. Look at, Louisiana and Mississippi. God bless you guys. Look at probably their houses. They're up to their armpits in filthy water and still smiling. Well, the girl is.

What's his name, Tim? You don't look too happy. God bless you for sending this in. Hope everything's okay, man. What a mess. You ever think about moving out of there? Seem to attract a lot of... It's got a fucking tornado magnet up its okay, man. What a mess. You ever think about moving out of there? Seem to attract a lot of, it's got a fucking tornado magnet up its ass, Louisiana. Doesn't it?

And here's one from Jake Turk in Cancun who said, with all these Mexicans coming over our border, I figured I would return the favor. Oh, he's in Cancun. I see. I wouldn't even go down there. I don't know if it's safe anywhere. You hear about like Cancun and a few other, what,

Puerto Vallarta, whatever they call it. You'd be in a dance club and all of a sudden the cartel rolls like three heads in. You're trying to do the electric slide and your foot gets caught in some guy's mouth.

Anyway, make sure you go to nickdip.com. Click on store to pick up a shirt or mug or hat. Then send us a photo to display on the show. Preferably, you know, your niece who graduated college or your wife who was a former stripper at the gold club. Or even your trans kid, Teddy. We don't give a shit. There are white niggers. I haven't seen a lot of white niggers in my time. Watch your mouth, Senator Bird. In our RTR, reverse the races, segment tonight, West Melbourne, Florida. A sheriff's department in Florida has released dramatic video of a traffic stop

that turned into a deadly shootout with a man described as a violent career criminal. And that's putting it mildly. The incident started as what seemed like a routine traffic stop. I'm going to say this one more time. Policemen, listen up. Everybody, please listen up to say this one more time. Policemen, listen up. Everybody, please listen up to me. No more. You guys have stopped chasing cars, right? High-speed chases because it's dangerous, right? Am I right? In some counties now, if they get over 40 miles an hour, they go,

fuck it, let them go. We're not going to risk. How about this? When you pull these guys over, Let them go. We're not going to risk. How about this? When you pull these guys over, you don't get out of your car, cops. You get on the speaker. Actually, you get out of your car first, whatever way you want to do it. But you stay by your car with your guns already drawn. And that goes for me if you pull anybody, right?

You should be two years with your guns out. I't give a shit it's a 90 year old white lady even though they do nothing wrong um get out of the car please hands up this is how you treat every traffic stop like it's a potential killer there's no right to be i'm serious i'm so sick of hearing about people dying because of it. Anyways, it seemed like a routine traffic stop of a car that had three adults and a two-month-old infant inside. We got some footage of the actual incident. Here you go. Don't you move, you motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out these blacks who knows where they're gonna take the wrong way as deputies i don't understand there's two cops there they let a

couple people out this is what i don't get if you're the cops and again i know i'm playing monday morning quarterback but I know cops. One of my best friends is a cop. We sit and watch these things, and he always goes, I don't know who's training these guys. It seems like there's too much trust. What we didn't play was the guy having small talk. Oh, I get kids too, blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, his partner is letting another guy out.

Shouldn't you both be back here and the potential suspects in front of you at all times? Again, I could be full of shit, but I don't know. As deputies are making small talk with two of the passengers, they ask a third to exit the vehicle. He suddenly jumps out of the back seat with a rifle and open fires as they scramble for cover and attempt to return fire. One deputy was shot in the leg. As they duck down, they don't see the gunman run around behind the patrol. Did we show that? Huh? No, we don't. We don't have that? Okay. He runs around the car with his gun and sneaks up on him and cracks the cop. His gun jammed, so he uses the butt of his rifle, I should say, to bash one of the deputies in the skull repeatedly.

The other deputy quickly changes clip, jumps into assist, opening fire repeatedly at close range and killing the assailant. The incident involving Brevard County Sheriff's deputies happened on August 30th in West Melbourne, Florida. Investigators say more than 61 bullets were fired in less than a minute. Suspect was dead at the scene. He was later identified as Paris Wilder, 38, of Cocoa, Florida. There's something wrong with the black man's mind.

There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind! The Sheriff's Department describes Wilder as a career offender whose record includes 40 arrests, and again, I say after three, you do an automatic five years, 40 arrests for charges that included armed robbery, oh, petty shit, aggravated assault, drug offenses, battery of a law enforcement officer, and attempted first-degree felony murder. He was out on bond for two felony drug charges and had two active

felony warrants at the time of the shootout with the deputies. Once again, how racist is our legal system, huh? We're just putting black men in jail for no reason at all. Meanwhile, you can read one of these stories every day. I'm just extremely thankful that our deputies are safe and the suspect is no longer on this planet where he could put someone else, somebody else's life in peril, said Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey. We have a clip of the sheriff, right?

He lays it down beautifully. There who might be foolish enough to ask why we shot him so many times? That answer is simple. Because evil can never be dead enough. Hmm. Hmm. Wilder

was still out on the streets. Anyways, it seemed clear that he attacked the deputies because he was wanted on outstanding warrants. Did not want to return to jail, Ivey said. And we just played what he said, but I'll read it because it wasn't that clear in the audio.

Let there be no doubt this individual got exactly what he deserved, Ivey said. And to those, he said, of you out there who might be foolish enough to ask why we shot him so many times, the answer is simple. Because evil can never be foolish enough to ask why we shot him so many times. The answer is simple, because evil can never be dead enough. Hey, quit sugarcoating it, man. You can't talk like that. That's some racist shit, man. Could he put it any clearer? The wounded deputy identified by the department as Deputy Brian Potters was shot in the lower leg and his skull was fractured with the butt of the rifle. He was hospitalized in stable condition, was expected to recover.

Potter is a Marine veteran who had been with the Brevard County Sheriff's Office for less than two years and previously served in other law enforcement agencies. Forty arrests. This is also solvable. But see, when we apply the rules or the laws that solve this shit, dickheads on the left will go, that's racist. All the prisons are filled with black and brown people. We got to build less prisons.

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