The Nick DiPaolo Show - Roughhousing With Rogan #110

Episode Date: January 31, 2019

Coulter turns on Trump, and Trump swings back. Gronk loose-lipped at media day. Clemson players back out of POTUS feast.

🎵 Welcome to the show. On a dirty, dirty, freezing Wednesdaynesday how are you folks 833-599-nick 833-599-nick hope you're not in minneapolis or detroit or international falls minnesota i don't talk about weather up and it's like yeah it's january get over it but holy shit they're breaking records in chicago minus 75 with the wind i was the university of maine i woke up one coming back from christmas break once and i put on the radio in my room and the guy said with the wind it's minus 71 degrees i still went to class like a pussy. What did my roommate do? He took out the biggest joint I've ever seen, and he fucking smoked it. Fuck that.

Captain of the basketball team. All-American in high school, by the way. Smoked weed like it was cigarettes. And he went right back to sleep. I went to class. I actually saw girls crying, bitches. And when you breathe in at that temperature, your nose nose just the

nostrils literally stick together you people know what I'm talking about in Minneapolis and in Detroit even Pittsburgh is minus 20 something so ouch what's the Super Bowl was like outside in Minneapolis

that would affect the fucking number would it not? Yes, it would. Real quickly, dates, and you can get these at nickdip.com. What's that? Ryan's coming in to fix camera one.

Let me ask you a question there, skinny jeans. Why was that not fixed before the show? Because you were taking a pee-pee. When you walk in front of the camera, sometimes it resets. Oh, you're blaming me, are you, with that faggy Fred McMurray sweater on? Fred McMurray. Fred McMurray, my three sons. Da-da-da-da.

Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da. da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da corner and then uh you guys uh have the new day good saturday february 23rd cohoes hall that was originally march 9th now february 23rd i've moved it up i can't wait to shoot the special i call my tremendous agent slash manager tommy i said let's can you move this up i don't give a shit if it's too weak and he he did. Guy's a fucking magician. That's Cohoes Hall in Cohoes, New York. Be shooting a special. Friday, March 8th, Wood Theatre,

Glens Falls, New York. Friday, April 26th, Steel Stacks, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Friday, May 31st, Jonathan's at Gunkwood, Maine. Saturday, June 1, Whites of Westport, Westport, Mass. Only white people are allowed in that show. I'm just kidding, you big fucking fags.

Saturday, August 10, Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania. Saturday, October 19, the Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut. Cannot wait for the shooting in Cohoes Hall. It's the oldest theater in the country they say it's the oldest and i believe it because like i said you go behind the scenes you literally have to duck down through the hallways and shit it's like midgets pilgrims i don't know who the fuck built it fucking slave indians i don't know hey guys, this episode of the Nick DiPaolo Show brought to you by our friends at betdsi.com. Guys, it's Super Bowl time again. That's right. And my Patriots are in it

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I like to do, you know, the word jumble things in the paper. I really like those because I consider myself one of the best in the country at it. I think in a visual way. If you notice, a lot of my jokes that people absolutely adore, like the catch a predator bit that I'm going to be playing later. A lot of it is it lets you visualize what's going on. That's why people love shorties watching shorties with me and patrice you actually visualize it and when i do these word jumble things i can bang i can bang

three of them out in 10 minutes eight minutes six minutes sometimes i've done one in a minute and a half my wife thinks i'm a fucking witch or something but why am i talking about this I I did one yesterday and the cartoon it's a woman saying this should fit you perfectly now she works at a you know eyeglass store and she's talking to it looks like a black guy okay so I'm trying to figure out it says her new glasses were ready and were right doesn't it look like a black guy on the right in the cartoon? So I'm going, her? I'm going, wait a minute.

Who's who? Her is working at the store. The person buying the glasses is a black guy. It's Keith Robinson's younger cousin, Teddy Robinson. I don't know who the fuck. Turns out it's a woman. cousin, Teddy Robbins. I don't know who the fuck. Turns out it's a woman. So even the political correctness, the PC culture is spilling into word jumbles in the paper. That has to be a lesbian. I guess those are tits. I can't tell. Are those tits? They used to be. I thought it was a fat guy.

So I'm going, well, this is a little too PC, but I couldn't have been more wrong because listen to this I figure out the words biker epoxy freely slay uh it says her new glasses were ready and were right and then the puzzle the you know you figure out the answer the joke down below it says in quotes before her eyes like before her eyes only be for her eyes in other words they be for her eyes yo that's black speak is it not somebody had to point that out to me i didn't even get the joke i pride myself on getting every joke i mean i did the puzzle in a minute and a half be for her eyes and I've heard no complaints, which means black people don't do the word jumbles.

They're like, we don't need that shit. We do the Sudoku, motherfucker, which is African for puzzle. Yo, it B for her eyes, yo. So I fucking cracked up at that. You had like kind of a black lesbian cartoon. And I'm complaining it's too PC. And then the answer is

actually some people you know liberals white fucking guilty jerk off to go oh my god be for her eyes they'd be talking black speak that's racist let's let's write the new york post and whatnot be for her eyes yo anyways i got a kick out of that. That's how empty my life is. Real quick, we talked about it yesterday. So you Patreon members, but I didn't really go in depth, but the Joe Rogan thing was so, the trip to LA was so good. And Rogan, I gotta

say it again, we need this guy's testosterone. He's a, he's just a pair of bulls balls. Just reeking of testosterone. And he's jacked, his arms pair of bulls balls just reeking of testosterone and he's jacked his arms are bigger than i've ever seen and he had a new studio since i've been out there last and he's got a i don't know 50 000 square foot gym with literally a zillion dollars worth of equipment right next to that is his porsche it must be nice huh can you imagine from telling jokes to drunk people this is what it turned into you know i appeared on uh news radio when he was on that show with phil hartman you remember that

show and it was great i played his brother i got to actually wrestle joe rogan fucking ufc killer and i got to actually like he took a punch at me and i duck and i pick him up and body slam him and at the end of the episode he gets thrown through a glass wing window just like this uh and Epstein from Welcome Back Carter he was the other brother and Brian Callen was the other brother Epstein's dead by the way but uh I I just love I I love C.A. Rogan and uh he grew up in Newton which is a very liberal town on the outskirts of Boston. He said his parents were hippies. So he's pretty left wing, even though he doesn't realize it.

Because if you live in California long enough, which he has, because he's had a great career, deservedly so, you sort of get ensconced in that liberal horseshit. So it got tense at times. What I didn't like is he's got a guy they're pulling up every time you say something they go right to the internet but when you pull up something from the internet it's you know it's slanted it's what they pull up the washington post to back their points or nbc news to back their points while i'm arguing with them. But we have fun because we know each other. I'm not scared of confrontation.

I like it. Matter of fact, I welcome it. Unless it's from a skinny broad to my left that I didn't know was in a room and throws a fucking roundhouse and closes my eye. I would have liked to take in

one of those karate belts and choked her out with it. But I had a great time out there. Since I got back from Joe Rogan, I did that on, what, Friday morning? Since I got back from Joe Rogan, I did that on what, Friday morning? Since I got, we've had almost 4,000 YouTube subscribers. To give you an idea how powerful that show is. It's a monster.

And he's living out my dream. When I say testosterone, he's got the fucking million dollar gym. He's got the portion, he's got a walk-in freezer filled with elk and venison and anything else he shot. Maybe some drifters. He's got a walk-in freezer filled with elk and venison and anything else he shot. Maybe some drifters. The drifters are delicious. Little garlic and lemon. Mink, yeah. But I absolutely love the fucking guy. And at one point, he's like, you're getting really excited.

You're getting very defensive. And I'm like, well, okay. I've had 12 cups of coffee. You probably smoked a joint before the show. Somebody put together, and I showed this yesterday, so bear with us, Patreon members. Somebody edited a clip of me on the Joe Rogan show. It's funny. It's all fake. It made it look like it was more contentious,

but it's for laughs, and I got a kick out of it. We showed it yesterday. Here it is again today. Nick DiPaolo, ladies and gentlemen. Did you just fucking set me up? That's what I think. Look at you. You're working.

Pause. You put this shit on live. Pause. When I said, did you set me up? I'm telling a story about when that girl punched me in the face. And I said that to her father. Did you set me up? Go ahead. Be prepared to die.

Be prepared to die. Pause. Pause. Pause is good. I'm be prepared to die. Be prepared to die. Pause pause pause for that. Be prepared to dies from Roger Stone when him and Randy Credico are texting each other. I'm going to get Randy on maybe Friday. I'm talking about Randy Credico, the guy that's in the middle of this whole Roger Stone business. But Randy Credico, that was one of the texts that roger sent to be prepared go ahead that's how i feel joey i love you as a person you're a great guy i like you a lot always happy to see you i well you came out to see me eight ten months ago he fucking like tried to

pick up my wife after i left and that's not happening i'm talking about randy credico credico stayed at my house in los angeles Angeles and was trying to pick up my fucking wife. He went the, I had to go to fly to a gig. Randy was there for another few hours, asked my wife to bring him to the airport, and he was hitting on my wife, which is fucking hilarious. But this guy who ever cut this together is very,

look at Joe. Look at Rogan. Look at that face. Guarantees the toughest guy ever to come out of newton go ahead oh son of a bitch two bad things aren't working out well for you joe let's see what you're doing yeah i'm not doing anything it's about them being restricted yeah i am angry because we're not getting the full story here is it the coffee going on here you don't know that you don't know that oh nick nick i don't know okay i'm i'm explaining hold on hold on i'm talking about

the steel dossier which he's pretending that he doesn't know but he actually talked about it on his show people have told me since we pulled up a clip where he did know about it but joe gets the best weed in the world so he might have legitimately forgot but go ahead jesus christ you're so defensive well yeah i'm fucking strung out you're so emotional about this it's ridiculous four cups of coffee and we should have had two huh this is what they do uh they this is when you argue with somebody politically different on the left they they always do that well you're getting very emotional meaning that you're losing the argument and i say the same thing when they go you're a big Well, you're getting very emotional, meaning that you're losing the argument.

And I say the same thing when they go, you're a bigot and you're a racist. I go, wow, you're getting, which he didn't do because fucking Joe's open-minded. But when the liberal does that, I go, wow, so we're already name-calling. So you've already lost the fight, but go ahead. He just can't kill me. If you're right now listening to this going, man, fuck you, Nick DiPaolo. Yeah, well, fuck them. Whoa, hey, we're going to get Nick DiPaolo banned from here.

Since when do you get afraid of an emotional guy? I'm fucking nuts. It's not emotional. It's just, I'm just. Colin Quinn gave me a great line on the phone yesterday. He should have said, Joe, the only time you get emotional is after George Champian knocked somebody out with a round kick. God damn it.

I wish I thought of that. Go ahead. But you're acting as if i'm against you anyways fuck man he's got a walking freezer full of meat that he hunted ryan what do you think of that? I bet that gets you hard. I love meat. Perfect answer, Ryan.

Look out. The twinks are actually getting funny. It must be rubbing off through the soundproof glass. By the way, shouting out the guy. Remember that Future Nobody is the creator of that comp? Of that? Yeah. His account's name is Future Nobody.

On what, Twitter? YouTube. On YouTube. Future Nobody? Yeah. His account's name is Future Nobody. On what, Twitter? YouTube. On YouTube. Future Nobody? Yeah. Could be the name of my fucking ninth album. I'm going with a breath of fresh air. What do you think of that?

833-599-6425 is the... Let's go to Joe in San Diego. I guess Joe came out to the show, and I appreciate anybody who takes the time to wash their ass, put on a clean shirt, and come out to the show. Joe, what's happening, Joe? Hey, Nick. How's it going?

I'm the big chooch, the big Albanian chooch with the Jets sweatshirt. Oh, Jesus. This guy looked like a fucking defensive tackle. He was a monster. So, go ahead. I just got to say, I moved out here 14 years ago from the city, and I haven't seen you in probably like 15 years. So it's nice to see you.

Thank you for making the trip. Well, I apologize. I wanted to issue an apology because I broke one of my rules. I've been going to comedy shows since the late 90s, know comic strip live comedy seller yeah you name it yeah and uh i i kind of blurted something out which is kind of like a faux pas but i think you know i i saw you looking at the floor you were like 50 minutes into your set and you know you're looking for something and i yelled out go rams you know because i, you know, it's 50 minutes in, you haven't mentioned that the Patriots are about to take on the Rams in

Southern California. You're in Southern California and you didn't give anybody shit about it. So I'm not even a Ram fan. I am anti-Patriots, but I, you know, acknowledge their legacy, but I don't know. And you came up with some funny stuff on the fly, like I expected. So anyway, it turned out okay, but I just wanted to apologize. Well, Joe, Joe, the fact that that's all right. I, what's funny about that story is I looked down at the floor for one

second. You felt I had to fucking, I needed help. Anyways, Joe. You were digging. Come on, Nick. No, I fucking, I was digging. You were tired, man. It was Nick no I fucking I was digging you were tired man it was a long ride

I was not fucking wait now I'm getting pissed Joe more than you yelling I wasn't fucking tired I ripped the tits off that room I was fucking I could stay up there

for three hours I got more to say than you believe but I love that you came out Joe and I'm sorry you're a Jets fan because that's the most embarrassing fucking franchise

in the history of the NFL it's been a long 90 years Joe Namath they're still showing Joe Namath clips And I'm sorry you're a Jets fan because that's the most embarrassing fucking franchise in the history of the NFL. It's been a long 90 years. Joe Namath. They're still showing Joe Namath clips. That's how fucking sad the Jets are. But I actually thank you and the Jets for making it possible for the Patriots to be in the Super Bowl every year. So, hey, thank you, buddy.

Thank you for calling. Fucking love you, man. You've got to love fucking people that take the time to come out. And Mike in New Jersey wants to talk about the Rogan interview. Mikey, what's up, buddy? Hey, Nick, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Okay, so look, real quick on Rogan.

I'm glad that you're his friend and that you guys can be civil. That's really cool. Yeah. But it's an interesting coincidence that he just got a nice big payout from netflix for a special yes that's i'm gonna leave it like that you you can ponder on that all you like but i just want to tell you two or three other interesting things real quick all right real quick so first the other day on msnb, Brennan, John Brennan, fucking communist, he said live on air, he goes, I swear to God, this is a real quote. He said, people are innocent until alleged to be involved in some type of criminal activity. That is his real quote live on MSNBC.

The newspaper did not skip a beat. No one thought anything weird of it. Wow. Guy, we need to bring back military tribunals for this guy. Hold on. Okay, hold on. Hold on real quick as far as Brennan goes. That is actually not surprising.

Since in 1972, he voted for the Communist Party. He actually voted for the guy. The communist. Yeah, he is a communist. I'm not kidding. Yeah, I a communist yeah i meant communist all right good yeah yeah he's a traitor all right so the other interesting thing i saw um a story that i think might come out is that uh they're going to start claiming that the russians hacked the the moeller investigation and stuff stuff is going to come out yeah i think that this is their panic, their plan B, because he's got nothing. And a really interesting side note is that I believe Hillary Clinton was selling confidential,

whatever classified information through her private server to China. That's why Feinstein had a Chinese spy in her campaign for over 20 years and that's why the U.S. just extradited the CFO of the company Huawei. Let me ask you a question. I think we're going to see some... Did you come up with these theories, Mike, or did you hear

somebody on the radio come up with them? Pretty deep. No, no. I mean, just articles I've been reading. I'm one of these disgusting Russian bots you hear about on 4chan. That's me. I'm that guy. no no i mean just articles i've been reading i'm one of these uh all right disgusting uh russian bots you hear about on 4chan that's me i'm that guy all right you know when you see the memes and people go oh the donald is such an evil place on the internet i am the guy that's me good good all right next so thanks again you were amazing on rogan you're i love your show you're

keeping me sane thank you mike thank you, buddy. Always good to hear from Joycey. That's not a bad fairy, because they really don't have anything on Trump, and that sounds like something you might read. They'll claim that the Russians hacked the fucking investigation. As far as Hillary and the Chinese, she loves, you can tell she loves fucking, you know what, mushy pork pork just by the

size of her ass and ankles and the amount of MSG. You couldn't get your ankles that big without at least 75,000 grams of MSG. I don't, that's actually an interesting theory because Dianne Feinstein had a little Chinese guy, Jack Su, driving around. Very interesting. Anyhow, i wanted to get to some story let me take one more call and i get i get some stories here i might prepare all day for you people i can't give you the show and title it but it's the fucking phones are lighting up i've added almost 4 000 youtube followers since rogan's appearance the rogan appearance so uh we're on to something. I'm finally using the goddamn internet the way Dane Cook did when he became famous with MySpace. Thanks to a couple of young Indian and Asian kids, I have chained to a radiator behind this wall. They know what they're doing.

Steve, right outside of Boston. Stevie boy, what's up? What's up, brother? What's happening? Nothing much. All right, so here's my question. Yes, sir. You're from Boston, right?

Sure. Joe Rogan's from Boston, right? Yes, he is. Was it not your responsibility to make him as uncomfortable as possible and bring up Owen Benjamin's name as as uncomfortable as possible and bring up owen benjamin's name as many times as possible seeing as clearly he did not want you to bring up owen benjamin's name is that my responsibility absolutely not you have to play with the rules no all right well that's fair i i i'm not like i've had uh owen benjamin a couple times and uh because i like some of the

shit he says but i'm you know i i just me and joe had a conversation right before the show and and he said you know don't don't bring him up whatever and what am i going to say fuck you joe and that i'm not doing the show so it's not my responsibility to defend owen benjamin or anybody else i didn't mean it in the sense of right i i didn't mean it in the sense of like you know literally didn't mean it in the sense of like, you know, literally your responsibility. I just more meant you guys are all from, you guys are both from the neighborhood. So it's like, you almost are supposed to do exactly what you're told not to do. You know what I mean?

Like, what's he going to do? Be mad at you because you brought up a name. What are we, Crips and Bloods? I have to fucking defend my, you know. I don't know. I don't know. Not necessarily. but hey, before I get off the phone, can I say one thing real quick?

Yeah, go ahead. That girl, as retribution for that girl punching you in the face and not being able to do nothing about it, I think you should get tickets to what's her name there? Sarah Silverman's next stand-up comedy and give her a black eye.

All right. I'll bruise her tits and I'll fucking fracture her skinny fucking hairy arms. All right. Thanks, Stevie boy. Yeah, as far as Owen Benjamin, look, I don't... Guys, you guys sit on the internet all day and you get into the middle of these soap operas and shit.

I don't. I didn't know anything about the beef between Joe and Owen and what's her other buddy in Texas, Stephen Crowder. I don't know any of this shit. During the day, I feed the dog, I watch some porn, and I prepare for the show. Not in that order. Anyways, so I don't know all the shit that goes on.

But if you're going on The Tonight Show or whatever and they go, look, don't bring this up. If you want to go back on The Tonight Show, you don't know all the shit that goes on. But if you're going on The Tonight Show or whatever, and they go, look, don't bring this up. If you want to go back on The Tonight Show, you don't bring it up. But even if he didn't save it, I don't know enough about the beef. I personally like both those guys. So, you know, I don't know what the fuck to say. Anyways. Can I read some relevant Super Chats?

Some relevant Super Chats. That'll be a breath of fresh air, yes. Go ahead there, killer. fucking say anyways can i read some relevant super chats some relevant super chats that'll be a breath of fresh air yes go ahead there killer chanel julio says hey nick did you leave the twinks behind out of concern that they would be easily lured by a hollywood producer into his van with candy and comic books and molested all weekend uh i would have brought them if we could guarantee that i would have dropped ryan off at brian singer's fucking hot tub it would be so funny to watch ryan bleed him from the ass as he staggers down the stairs and an uber picks him up i don't know what happened i had some fucking skittles the next thing you know he's being boned in the ass all right i got one more from mike rossi the plus

side of chicago being negative 75 degrees is that they stopped shooting each other for a few. The black people, and I'm making a generalization, they do not like the cold. And Nick, that's racist. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. I moved to New York in 1990. I've been following this in any other major urban area. When the heat goes up or the temperature, compare the violence that goes on in middle of august as opposed to fucking now you know why they i don't know they wear them big fucking uh snorkel jackets and you can't

penetration with the bullets but uh it's a good point mike i love mike rossi break out those kevlar parkers break out those kevlar parkers that was was Jason attempting you. I mean, not a bad one, Jason. I'll give you a fucking C-. I'll take it. Anything else? Okay. That's all. That's it.

Speaking of black people, 10 children. I didn't get to this yesterday. 10 children in Tanzania kidnapped and killed for their body parts. Oh, my egg and stem. These blacks. I'm not laughing at the kids. I'm just saying, remember what the liberals tell you. And remember, this is a major staple of liberalism. All cultures are equal. Keep that in mind while I read this article. All cultures are equal. Keep that in mind. The children's ears and teeth and private parts were removed. And I don't mean the movie. Some were missing limbs, according to published

reports that cited the authorities. They have authorities in Tanzania? What, fucking witch doctors with poison darts? A relative of three of the children has been arrested. Apparently, authorities suspect that witchcraft, again, all cultures are equal, that witchcraft, all cultures are equal, motivated the horrors that were inflicted upon the children. Some witch doctors in the area where the children were killed and where some 10 are missing claim that by obtaining some body parts, people can attract money and good fortune. Well, can somebody send me a little kid's nuts? I got a lot of money riding on the Patriots.

What a fucking savage nation. It's the name of a radio show. Tanzania. This is all about superstitious beliefs, and many believe they will get help from witchcraft, Najambi District Commissioner Ruth Musfari said as the bone from her nose fell during the conference. These murders are linked to witchcraft practices because that is the trend for such crimes, where herbalists ask people to get these human parts for money rituals.

We want to identify the perpetrators, but our focus is to educate traditional practitioners. Don't you get it? They are immune to education, you dumb, silly, whoever you are. Yes, let's have them take a class. Maybe they can get their PhDs in between cutting off kids' arms for fucking good luck charms.

We want to educate these practitioners in the area quickly and those in surrounding communities on the need to stop these acts. This happens a lot in Detroit, too. No. What? There's no need to say. The Office of the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights has described the body parts market as one of the, one that fetches from two grand for a limb to 75,000 for a corpse. It's like buying chicken.

You can buy the whole chicken or you can buy it already cut up. And that is one of the most gruesome metaphors I've ever come up with. Albinos in Tanzania. Oh, my God. Talk about a fucking nightmare. Can you imagine being an albino in Tanzania? Because I'm sure they're so tolerant of people that look like fucking cotton balls. I saw on a, there's black albinos, right?

I see them all the time like a toll booth in New Jersey I went through a couple times and I got the same lane and the guy had black features but he was fucking whiter than me with freckles and I was thinking

this poor prick probably has a summer home in Tanzania 75 grand for a corpse I'll give you 175 if you bring Hillary's head to me on a fucking platter albinos in Tanzania frequently are targeted for abuse because of discrimination and the belief their albinism is the result of

being cursed that's how much they hate white people if you're white in Tanzania it's considered a curse. Kyle in Detroit, where they kill albinos, wants to talk about the Joe Rogan experience. Kyle, what's up? Hey. Kyle, what's up? Hey, man, what's up? Here's a question. Do black El Dinos have white privilege?

I was just wondering that. You know what? My brain will explode if I think about that more than 10 seconds. Yeah, man, I watched the Joe Rogan, and I think it speaks to the political fucking divide that's happening right now. Yeah. Because if you watch your former appearances on joe rogan like i would say everybody should go back and watch yeah there's like three of them yes if you go back and watch the difference in the fucking mood

in that room was night and day and i was like what the hell is it and i was wondering because i didn't know anything about Owen Benjamin either. I didn't fucking know who he was until he was on your show there the other day. Right. And then I learned about the beef. Cause like you said, people like me are fucking scouring the internet for fucking drama and shit. Right.

So just the way it works. But, uh, but I noticed that, uh, the big difference, I pieced that little bit together and I kind of wondered like, maybe not those talk about that.

But then I sort of circled around to with the political divide, like, if I had to say, I would say Joe Garagli or sorry, Roben and Fahalo are probably pretty close to center. You guys were not on the same page at all. Like, the fact that you didn't know what the Russian

dossier is. How the fuck do you not know what the Russian dossier is? I don't know you not know what the Russian dossier is? I don't know. I think he did. Maybe he forgot or he's that good an interviewer that he's pretending unwilling as they call it, willful ignorance. Because he actually talked about it. Somebody sent me a clip of him talking

about the Russian dossier. So maybe it's a tactic or whatever. But no, I got to disagree a little bit. Even the last time I was out there, the first two times I was out there it got a little tense because we we like each other genuinely and but we know we sit politically uh on different sides of the aisle so even in the last appearance and it's funny he likes to there was a couple points we were just staring into each other's eyes like fucking alpha males it's so fucking fun but like i told him when he was saying you're getting all excited and defensive and i'm like and it really was the coffee by the

way and but i love to argue i engage that shit i don't know why people uh afraid you know you shouldn't come to blows i would never put my friendship with anybody i would never put politics ahead of my friendship uh you know right and ro as you should. And Rogan wouldn't either. That's why I was comfortable getting loud and whatever. But like I said, the important thing, Kyle, is thank you for the call, by the way. We need Rogan's testosterone. You need that. This country needs testosterone.

This fucking insidious movement called the modern feminist movement is really a cancer. It's at the center of every politically correct thing that bugs us. It's based in sensitivity. It's based in fucking lies. It's just a giant case of penis fucking envy. It's the worst case I've ever seen. They have generations just brainwashed, thinking, I suggest you get Jordan Peterson's book, because he was so articulate about this. I've been trying to say this for years. Every time somebody plays victim, whether it's minorities or women and stuff, I would always say, sorry, not all of it is orchestrated.

It's the way our society evolved it was found by rich white people for rich white people and uh not all like this like feminists are saying guys have no say in the abortion issue they have no idea what they have done nothing to help women meanwhile you know it's been men who came up with the idea of tampons. And when those suck, better tampons. Seriously, I know that sounds like a fucking weird thing. Were they trying to oppress women? Those fucking, you know, societies evolve. And like I said, this is a rich, white, European founded country.

So it's not all orchestrated to keep you down, you whining bitches. It's the way to, it's like me going to Africa. What's with all the fucking black people? Every newspaper, the stories are about black people. What the fuck? Why are there all black models on the magazines here? But you know, it takes a long time to change shit. But when you listen to Kamala Harris

and fucking these other dopes that, they're stuck in 19, they talk about this country, like it's 1955 they are so fucking stupid and that goes all for this that goes for the George Clooney's and all the celebrities on Twitter who are just so fucking ignorant and arrogant and I like like I said part of me hopes the Democrats win the fucking White House because you you know what? Then we're going to have an explosion. A spasm of violence. Because, like I said,

there's no more cartilage between the bones. Anyways. Speaking of blonde-haired, blue-eyed devils, I got two of them in this story. Trump and my girl, Ann Coulter, who I love. She's as bright as anybody. And I saw Ann Coulter on Bill Maher last week or whatever.

I saw her clip. I don't watch him anymore, but he gives me a headache. But they actually dated, believe it or not. But Ann Coulter is the ballsiest woman in fucking two wheels out there. Smart as a whip and backs everything up with facts and numbers. And people just, you know, they see her and her blonde hair and blue eyes.

She looks like you'd want to fucking hate her. But she goes on the Bill Maher show, remember a couple years ago, before Trump was elected? And they said, who has the best shot out of these 17 Republicans? And she said Trump. And they all howled for five minutes. And you have to give a nod to Bill Maher because he's played that clip since, showing that Ann Colt was the only one who knew what the fuck she was talking about in the room.

And now she's turned on Trump because he's not getting the fuck a wall done. He caved. He opened the government again without getting his money and she's uh all over him i don't know if i agree with that or not this whole notion that oh he's not gonna win in in 2020 uh all the people that voted because they they he didn't get the wall done which he still might by the way but but i don't like that that i don. Don't put me in that category. He did what I wanted. He called out the fucking Democrats and the liberal media,

exposed all the filth in the swamp. He did more in that way than a fucking, he could, I'll vote for him for the next thousand years. He exposed what lying cocksuckers the Democrats are and liberals and fucking MSNBC, NBC, CNN. He called them out as opposed to George W. Bush,

who turned the other cheek and took it in the ass. So I will fucking vote for him whether there's a wall or not. And you should too, if you guys are Trump fans. Don't put all your eggs in that basket. That thing's going to get built one way or the other, even if it doesn't. He fucking exposed the FBI, the Department of Justice, the Stroks of the world, and the Lisa Pages and the McCabes and Hillary, exposed them all for the fucking lying scum, power fucking hungry maggots that they are.

And that's enough for me. I don't give a shit. He's done enough. So I don't agree with Ann Coulter on this. So all of a sudden you're a single issue person when you vote? Sure, it's important to the future of the country. Trump said he's not sure what he did to draw the ire of Ann Coulter, who called him a wimp after he signed a bill that would reopen the government,

but does not include funding for his border wall. Trump said, I hear she's becoming very hostile. The president told the Wall Street Journal an interview on Sunday. Maybe I didn't return her phone call or something. Trump just wants to, you know, he wants respect. I'm smart, not like everybody says. Like, don't, I'm smart and I want respect.

Coulter in a tweet accused him of caving to the dems good news for george herbert walker bush that would be the late great hw but as of today he's no longer the biggest wimp ever to serve as president of the united states remember that's the label he got is a wimp i don't know if that was after he blew the tax thing or not. I can't remember. Colter said in an interview Friday evening that Trump lied when he pledged during the 2016 presidential campaign that he would build a wall and Mexico would pay for it. It's not over yet, Ian. And he didn't fucking lie. And he's going to do something in a couple of weeks. I believe that.

He's not going to let fucking douchebag Pelosi beat him. something in a couple weeks i i believe that he's not gonna let fucking douchebag pelosi beat him he promised something for 18 months and he lied about it she said on uh real time with her ex boyfriend uh so she's saying that trump fucked up you know and you blew it you blew it but i say like i said is that you're a single issue voter you are fake news who Whoops. Why did I hit that? You got a chat? Yes, I do. Go ahead. I got a $500 super chat from the real baboonga.

A what? A $500 super chat from the real bamboonga. Okay. And he says, Nicky, come do a show in Utah, man. We need some Eastern wisdom. Partial bribe attached. Partial bribe attached. Well, as a podcaster, I cannot take bribes unless it's in the form of a chicken palm sandwich.

And I will come. And I'm not kidding you. You know what? That's my next call to my agent, Tommy. Utah, I want to go there anyways because it looks goddamn gorgeous, very white and conservative. Nick, that's racist. Okay, there's a couple of people of color.

No, it just looks like, I watch football, a game from Utah. They show the camera, they put a shot of the stadium and there's these mountains that look like they're off a fucking bush light commercial and uh i'm sure the comedy scene would be welcome to my point of view i've earned that by the way because i've been living in new york listen to this grew up in Boston. Could you be more liberal? Wasn't as liberal when I was growing up, to be honest. But I came down to New York in 89, 90. Had been doing comedy on the campus of NYU for almost 30 years.

With a break when I went out to LA for four and a half years. But that's who I do comedy to. That's how I developed my act. That's how, you know, I have some chops that I still survived. Playing to kids from the campus of nyu and people from the upper west side and the most liberal city in the country and uh how did i take a break from that i moved to la for five years so i have earned my conservative bona fides and i'm not really a conservative more libertarian but i'm tired of arguing somebody says you're a concern i just go yeah i'm a fucking conservative more libertarian, but I'm tired of arguing. Somebody says you're a conservative, I just go, yeah, I'm a fucking conservative.

In showbiz terms, I'm a fucking Nazi. I shoot babies and, you know, so I don't even argue it anymore. What do we got here? Majority of Clemson's black players opted out of Trump's fast food feast. You know why? Because they're racist. Case fucking closed. Most of the black football players, and I love Clemson, by the way.

I polled for them against Alabama. A national championship team chose to skip this month's visit to the White House. And more importantly, President Trump's now infamous McCookout. Oh, it's infamous? There's something wrong with that? What if black football players don't eat fast food? Will you fucking lick my balls?

With some citing racism and divisive politics as reasons, it reports. Do you think a lot of white players when Obama was in office after Ferguson and Eric Holder, that racist attorney general, you think they wanted to go visit that Marxist cocksucker?

But they went out of respect for the office. It's not about who's sitting in that chair. It's about being invited to the White House. But you're too ignorant because you get a fucking 1.8 in basket weaving to understand that. And your hatred of fucking Whitey is just off the charts. I can see why you'd hate Trump. He's only got the unemployment rate down to its lowest ever in the black community.

But that doesn't mean anything to you because he's a rich white billionaire. His politics are divisive. Obama's wasn't. I wanted to fucking stab him myself. So did half the fucking country. He wasn't fucking blaming cops or everything. Attorney General Eric Holder,

who hates fucking hands up, don't shoot, turned out to be a farce. You think white players really wanted, but they were mature enough to hold their nose and go to the White House because it's about visiting the White House. You could say when you got home, I went to where Obama used to work.

Make me fucking sick. That's just out no racism one of the players says it wasn't like we had a team meeting or anything explain one of the black players uh and um he was an offensive star players were talking amongst each other he said everybody was like i'm not going to that. And good, good for you. And this is what I say. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! While the majority of Clemson's 119-member roster did make the trip to Washington early,

there's multiple players told The Root that only 15 of the reported 57 black student-athletes elected to attend. Yeah, because you're fucking racist. I ate that much McDonald's and Burger King when I was in LA. I swear to God. I don't know what it is about California. Maybe that's where McDonald's was invented.

I don't know what it is, but it's so funny. It's the land of health nuts and health food and fucking yogurt and kale. But you see an In-N-Out burger and and uh carl's jr every every fucking three feet i couldn't and i went to mcdonald's because it was right next to the club oh my god it tasted like 18 year old ass mcdonald's was founded in 1940 in san bernardino yes it was absolutely by craft or something right right? Kraft, guy's name? The brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald. Oh.

Who's Kraft? I know there's a Kraft in there somewhere. I saw the movie. Anyways, the guy says this black player, not saying anything against the players who went, said one defensive standout who also spoke under the condition of anonymity because he knows he sounds like a racist. But if you look at who went, freshmen and people fighting for playing time, you'll see what I'm talking about. Oh, I see.

That's who. According to the rule, Clemson's coaching staff let the players decide whether they wanted to go to the White House. Big balls, Dabo Sweeney. Big balls. How about saying you're going to go? You're going to go and you're going to respect the office. You can go and take a knee. You can kneel down in a puddle of homeless piss right in front of the White House.

They told us it was up to us. Wow. Big balls on the coaching squad. According to the trio, several black athletes specifically cited racism and their disdain. Well, you're racist. You're the fucking racist. And their disdain

for Trump's divisive politics as reasons why they weren't going. Politics is divisive. Are you dog styling me? It wasn't divisive during Obama. Were you that blinded by your black ideology that you didn't see

how much divisiveness was going on during Obama's eight fucking years? With the riots and all that horse shit? Fucking five cops shot to death in Dallas. Cops killed in Louisiana. That's not divisiveness, but that's okay. Let me just say to all you white players out there, well, forget it.

There's never going to be another black president anyway kamala harris i'd go there if i was white just a kicker in a giant balls this team is a family said one player you don't always agree with your family and everything but still that's my brother no matter what yeah there you go rationalize that clemson's associate vice president for strategic communications joe galbraith claimed that every for a variety of reasons several players were not able to adjust schedules to make the trip now here come the excuses by white administration to you know defend black guys who are just being out and out racist on the championship game roster 26 players that already received their bachelor's degree and had no planned obligations on campus beginning that week by the way these are players who couldn't speak English.

They interview them after the game. We don't be playing the way we be playing. And yes, there's some white dummies too. I play college football, but I'm just saying. It's such a racist country that you have a bachelor's degree from a great school and you can't speak fifth grade fucking English. Other student athletes had class obligations as the spring semester began the week yeah i'm sure they were i'm sure they had yeah they were going over and doing working for the peace corps over in fucking

nigeria trying to stop uh their people from cutting baby's arms off for good luck charm ow my shoulder! Come here. Yeah. Dave went to the show in Santa Monica. Santa Monica. Oh, no, Dave from Santa Monica. Santa Monica. Oh, no, Dave from Santa Monica. This guy calls a lot.

I finally got to meet him. He went to the show in Ventura Harbor and was finally nice to meet Dave. I think he called into my series radio show. Dave, thank you for coming out on Sunday night. I appreciate that. Well, you killed, man. I think, personally, I think you're funnier than Louis C.K. I think you're funnier than louis ck i think you're funnier than bill burr uh i think that your humor would play anywhere you weren't i mean

you did a little political stuff at the end but not that much i mean you know you're you're edgy but you know i it's just funny it's funny to me yeah no, no. And you were... I appreciate that. Look, comedy's very... People say it's subjective. I sort of disagree. It's like, you know, but I think it's really good. But I mean, you know,

Billy Burr and Louis C.K. are the creme de la creme. And Louis, look, Louis... I did a show like five, six years ago up here in Poughkeepsie somewhere. He was playing a big theater. I was playing a club. And they did an article on both of us, the paper.

And Louie's like, go see Nick DiPaolo. He's the funniest. And I have admirers. Look, and I appreciate you saying that. But Billy Burrell, Louie C.K., those guys, I mean, and these are Boston guys, Dave, which I fucking love. They make me laugh. Louie C.K. is probably my favorite. People always ask me.

And Billy Burr right now is on the top of his game like unbelievable. So for you to put me in there, I appreciate that. I was a few years ahead of Billy and stuff. No, for me to be 57 at midnight tonight, by the way, and to still be hanging in there. Hey, happy birthday. I appreciate it. I'll be dead soon.

But I appreciate you, Dave, for taking the time to come out, you know, to see this show. It was well worth it. It was well worth it. It was nice to meet you. Same here, man. And keep calling the show.

You're a solid fan, and we need that type of support. All right, thanks. See you, Dip. Let's, uh, speaking of great, talented people. Let me burp. Hold on. This fucking Bacardi and A&W is really. We've got some funny people that watch your show, fans of the show.

I did a bit. People like this. People love shorties watching shorties. They bring it up even now. Me and Patrice did it for Comedy Central, a show that was going to go through the roof. But what happened? The guy who did the animation got in a beef with Comedy Central so it went away once again the lucky star shining on my ass that and Patrice yeah but so this guy we only

know him from the name of his company's confounded bridge productions he put together a animated thing to one of my bits for my special raw nerve, To Catch a Predator. I know a lot of people had bits on it, but I would say mine is the creme de la creme. I've seen a few people borrowing from it since, actually. But this is from Confound the Bridge Productions. This is pretty funny. Here's a sign political correctness is dying. My favorite show is coming back on the air. They've been showing it sporadically on MSNBC, The Catcher Predator with Chris Hansen. I love that show.

You can learn so much about guys. First of all, it shows how cheap we are. These guys show up like a bag of sandwiches. Every guy has like a plastic bag with sandwiches. Like some smoking 18-year-old is going to tongue your balls because you stopped off at Quiznos. She's like, I'm not gonna sleep with you.

I'm saving myself. Is that a Tuscan turkey on Parmesan rosemary bread? Ooh. Is that a six-inch tuna on wheat with pickles? Somebody's up for anal this evening, huh? Good for you. A pizone? Let me take my shirt off. Let's get busy.

It's the same show every week. The guy comes in the house. He's looking for the cameras. That means he's seen the show before and he's still risking his life. Man, what could happen, really? And he's in total denial, right? He's like,

I guess her dad collects boom mics. And the girl's always acting busy. She's like, I have to bring these clothes down to the dryer, but I made you some sweet tea on the table over there. What is with sweet tea and pedophiles? They see that shit, it's like cheese to a rat. Is that sweet tea? I'll go to prison for a thousand years. I don't give a crap, that stuff is delicious.

And that's when Mr. Cockblock comes around the corner. Chris Hansen, the most despicable white person on the face. What an arrogant douche, this guy. He's so arrogant, I'm actually pulling for the pedophiles by the end of the show. He doesn't come around the corner until he waits for like a clever opening. Like the pedophile will say to the girl, I brought you some ice cream.

He comes down the corner, did you bring me some ice cream? Why don't you have a seat? And what do these guys do? They sit down. Get the hell out of there, asshole. You're about to commit a felony. They're like, oh, maybe I'll get on local news.

Okay, I'll sit down and chat for a while. Guy looks like David Caruso. Maybe I can... So, what are you doing here, sir? Nothing. I'm here to meet the girl... What girl? Girl Tammy I met on the internet the other night.

Really? So what were you going to do with Tammy? Nothing. I'm just here to talk to her. You sure? Yeah, I'm here to talk to her, I swear to God. So you drove, what, five and a half hours with no pants on? Six gallons of hair gel on your head. Yeah, you're going to talk to her? I swear to God, I was not here to do anything, sir.

I'm here to talk to her. I wasn't going to do anything. Really? What do you got in the bag two-headed dildo stick of butter and a sewing kit blowtorch can of chunky soup a Devo hat some razor blade some coke can of silly string a thousand grapes and some cool Well, should be an interesting chat, shouldn't it, huh? So how old are you, sir? Well, I'm 40. And how old's Tammy? Well, she said she was 18. No, it says in the transcript she said she was 13. Oh, was that a three?

I couldn't see through my dirty computer screen It looked like an eight, I swear to God So, let me get this straight, sir You're 40 and she's 13 Do you think that's right? At that point, he's got the transcripts He's got you dead to right So just come clean, be an asshole about it

Hey, what the fuck does right have to do with it? I'm 44 years old, I'm an unemployed electrician from Albany. I got webbed feet, acne in my ass, small dick, bad mustache. You think the pussy wagon pulls up in front of my house

and beeps the horn every goddamn morning? I gotta do what I gotta do, Chris. Now turn that camera around, get me with her in the hot tub, and burn me a copy. Thank you to Confounded Bridge Productions.

That was great. It reminded me of shorties watching shorties. People love the animation. That's my most downloaded bit. You know, you get paid every time they play it on the radio. And people download it on the... I don't know why. But, yes, Ryan?

I got a bunch of super chats. Oh, you do? Okay, I have a bunch of calls, but go ahead. Reality Nonfiction says, in all caps, Nick Obama is home in Kenya. He's home in Kenya, and I guarantee he has a giant wall around his home, like he does in uh DC or Chicago

wherever his castle is I saw a whole thing on that by the way George Soros has a fucking 14 foot wall surrounding his house everybody who has any money who hates walls and say they were more man what do you think fucking what do you think Nancy Pelosi a what, a two-foot picket fence in front of her castle? Fucking hypocrites, empty suits. Go ahead. Negoweb says everyone in Venezuela is a billionaire inflation. Everyone's a billionaire. Literally, inflation is at, I heard, literally like 80,000%.

Yeah. Listening to the radio last night. But that's what Ocasio-Cortez, that's where they want to bring you, folks. That's what Kamala Harris wants. Do you understand that? Do you understand that? Medicare for all, fucking healthcare for all, free college. Do you understand we're already fucking $ 23 trillion in debt or whatever it is

do you understand that's a pipe dream they're just telling that they just say they know it's a fucking lie but all the idiots in the caravan to like oh we can get fucking i have an infected foot for six years let's go to sacramento and get it taken care of for free and have babies because that'll secure the future vote of the Democrat lying cocksucker party. Next. Cyclone8974 says, Ray Kroc helped make McDonald's national. Yes. Thank you.

It was in 1954, according to my research. Yes. Ray Kroc, that's right. I could have used him for some some marketing tips of myself but uh ray crock i knew it i knew there was a crock in there somewhere go ahead james delnort says happy birthday nick uh cake emoji cape emoji balloon balloon balloon i appreciate hearing your point of view many more healthy years to you thank you so much. No eggplant emoji? Thank you. That's right.

57 years young. I hate it. I really do. I hate. Well, look, like I said, I did some research. Birthdays that are the leading cause of fucking death. I'll say it again and again. And I don't like them.

I want to thank Bunny Galua, who helps out with the show. She's located in another state. Sent me a couple of books today. One of them on Whitey Bulger that looks fucking killer and a history of comedy thing. And I will get to those in 2036.

I'm backed up. I'm like 11 books back. So busy with my pottery class at night and I'm taking tap in the morning. But Vinny in Connecticut, Vincenzo, welcome to the show. Hey, Nick, how you doing? What's up, buddy? Hey, so I was watching the podcast, you know, Rogan's podcast from last week, and I thought it was great.

You know, I love Rogan. He's great. But at the same time, when you guys were talking about, like, fake news, he kept bringing up, like, the whole, like, left-leaning, you know, outlets. He brought up, like, Washington Post. Well, yeah. And then he kept, you know, saying, like, oh, the thing I bring up, it's going to he kept you know saying like oh the thing i bring up it's gonna be you know that's gonna be wrong it's like that's that's basically where

there's no uh right-leaning uh yeah he was he he was making my point for me actually jamie his producer was pulling this stuff up but that we we go honestly yeah it started to pick me off too yeah well but i was getting a little bit that's the point i was trying to make uh we were talking about how and joe didn't argue with this he agreed with me on this about the the big tech companies you know uh crushing conservative voices of people he didn't lean a little right and uh and and and then they would try to push out jamie would try to pull something he's he's like i'm gonna google this yeah but google is the problem even to make your point you're using a yeah that was the point i was

trying to make but he didn't put joe didn't push back against that because he's a comic and he realizes uh you know uh but yeah they kept they pulled up the Washington Post. Then they pulled up NBC News. NBC News, the ones that released the tape before the election of Trump saying he likes to grab pussies. And that's their objective. Look, if you stay out there long enough, you become ensconced. Look, Joe's got a full life. I said this. I did Greg Fitzsimmons' podcast, too.

And we didn't get into any politics. And after he said, because I don't know as much, I go, I know because you have a wife and kids and shit. So rely on me, a guy who doesn't have that, who watches 19 hours of news a day, and I have the time to read three papers. Rely on what I say. I'm fucking, I am jealous of these.

These guys have lives outside of this shit. But Rogan's well-read, and it was great. It was, you know, I can't wait to do it again. Like I said, I'm a fan to his testosterone and masculinity, which we need. Thank you, Vinny, for the call. It's a thrill to do that, to do a Rogan show. Just knowing, and again, I did it three or four years ago for the first time, and I went out the second time, and he told me, he goes,

the last time you were here, we were getting 15 to 16 million downloads a month. Then he said it was something like 93 million. I'm not exaggerating. That was the number. So it's just, I love that because I think it shows, it gives these podcasts and these shows credibility. You have to go around the system. Even Fox News treats me like shit now, you know?

Gutfeld's afraid of me. We still text, I like Gutfeld, but they're afraid of me because, oh, he's a loose cannon. Who isn't a loose, if you speak an ounce of truth about race on Fox News, which is supposedly so conservative, they shit their pants. You know? People always go,

you should have your own show on Fox. I go, you guys don't get it. That's a fucking brand name. If I even make a black joke, even a harmless black joke, I would never be heard from again. Anyways, I made a joke after the Parkland shooting on Gutfeld's show.

You know? No, not the Parkland show. I'm sorry. The Pulse nightclub shooting. I did a reference about it. I don't want my brother coming out here with just his dick in his hand from The Godfather. That reference. I guess it was a little soon, but that's how I play. I'm a comic. A real comic.

Anyhow. But to teach. Did you see that Gronk got in some trouble? Because again, we live in like, this is why I say we need Joe Rogan's testosterone out there. Just for stories like this and my testosterone and Gavin McGinnis and anybody else. My phone thing's going crazy.

You guys have to see this. It's going like, it's blowing up. I don't know what's going on. It's shaking like Michael J. Fox with no shirt on in Minneapolis tonight. I like Michael J. Fox, though. Don't get all upset. Patriots, Rob Gronkowski. What is going on?

Hold on a second. Things are going fucking haywire. Hold on, folks. The phones are blowing up tonight. This show is on fire. It's twitching. Can you see it, Chase? Can you see it?

It's fucking weird. Don't, Ryan, stay there. Anything to get on camera. What are you, a magician? Patriots, Rob Gronkowski's suggestive remark to female reporter draws back. This is just fucking distracting me. I can't even look at it. I'm going to need a Dramamine.

Gronkowski, 29, keep that in mind, was asked where, what were the chances he would return next season after playing in Sunday's Super Bowl against the Rams. And the big Polak said, you guys know my favorite number. You know what I'm talking about. She knows what number I'm talking about. He said that to the female reporter who asked the question. Ask her. That's the answer.

He then tried to break down his answer with a math problem, according to the New York Post. I'll give you a math problem. This is Gronkowski trying to be funny. I love this guy. Okay, we need him too in the world. He goes, what's 6 times 9, which is 54, plus 6 plus 9, which is 15, equals 69.

Get it? Oh, those Polacks, I'll tell you. Many in attendance seem stunned by Gronkowski comments. Some express their displeasure. Did they? Well, maybe they can go home and hang themselves in front of their children. Do us all a favor, you humorless dogs.

That one is crossing the line. I think there has been a pass that's been given to Rob Gronkowski for a really long time. New York City radio host Maggie Gray said, Maggie, can you do me a favor? Go make a sandwich because men are trying to talk sports here. She says, I think part of the pass that he gets comes with the fact he is doing this and really doesn't have anything in his past or in his private life that would indicate he actually has an issue yes which is a good fucking reason to give him a pass

so she thinks you know he he should be told to tone down what a bitch fucking whiny how about you getting out of sports see men can't have anything to themselves anymore. It can't be a locker room. It can't be an all-male rowing team. We can't have anything to ourselves. Yet, we can't talk about the abortion issue. Do you feel how you're being bullied?

Wake up out there, please. Scratch your nuts. Gray's co-host, former New York Jets linebacker Bart Scott, also appeared to be offended by the... That's right. A linebacker, a former linebacker was offended by that joke. Oh, my God. The whole world has lost him.

Workplace etiquette, right? He says he has to understand that this is business time. It's workplace time. No, it isn't. His business is between the white lines on Sunday. When you guys do this media horseshit that keeps you alive, that isn't his business. And there's something in this country called free fucking speech. You're all for groupthink. You want Gronkowski to be bland and as boring as everybody else. Just think about that for a second,

how horrible the world would be. And that's where we're headed. Just take a look at the comedy scene. Oh, a former linebacker was offended by that. It's workplace time. That you can't go that route. It's not the time or the place. But you wouldn't have a problem with Kaepernick kneeling down

or any of the other... You see, fucking, I can't take it. I can't take it. Retarded. Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren't more people interrogating like me? If you, and then somebody says on Twitter,

ugh, if you really want the hashtag MeToo movement to have a second wave, we don't. You dumb fuck, whoever said this. Nobody wants that. Except, again, thick-ankled dog faces. If you really want the hashtag MeToo movement to have a second wave that will have a lasting impact,

suspend Gronkowski for what he said to the female reporter about what his favorite number is. Great football player, complete idiot, not cool, apologizing or don't play. Hey, go fuck yourself. On behalf of Gronkowski, I'll pretend he's his lawyer. I don't play hey go fuck yourself on behalf of gronkowski i'll pretend he's his lawyer i don't know who you are on twitter you're just another sanctimonious jerk off going look i'm virtue signaling i look i'm all for defending you are an asshole you are

everything that's wrong with the country whoever tweeted that you're a fucking moron uh we all have a role to play on the stage. Gronkowski has his. He's a meathead football player, yes. And it's what makes life go. And you're a fucking sanctimonial. He's more authentic than you'll ever be. I bet you that's a guy that tweeted that, by the way. Hoping one of his girlfriends on Twitter or followers sees it.

Ooh, I'm defending pussy. And if you're a woman who tweeted it, fucking do me a favor. Don't follow sports. Every time you think you're weakening the nation. Oh my God, a 69 joke. I suggest you take a look at the world in which we live in and shut your fucking trap. Babies are having their arms and gentles cut off in Tanzania, but don't make a 69 joke. Get your shit in order. Oh, my aching stem.

My stem is aching. It's aching. Bart Scott. Oh, yeah. I'm offended. I used to knock motherfuckers out for a living, but that type of shit. I'm offended I used to knock motherfuckers out for a living

but that type of shit this thing is jumping around guys I don't know what to what the fuck can tell you how to stop it it's good zoom all the way out zoom out?

yeah that might fix it Ryan you might be right I'm gonna zoom back in that's a way I might fix it. Ryan, you might be right. I'm going to zoom back in. Nope. Hold on, folks. I'm going to dig up Steve Jobs and punch him in his face tonight. Maybe if I go all the way to a tiny screen.

Ah, it's still twitching. I don't know if I click on it. Pauly in L.A., will you do anything in the future with Gav? Pauly, you there? Hello. What's up? Hello, Nick. Can you hear me? Yes, go ahead, sir. Hey, Nick.

I was wondering, when are you doing anything with Gavin? He is one of my favorite YouTubers, and I think you two would have a great chemistry together. That's a horrible fake accent. Yeah, I love Gavin McGinnis. He's out there. He's busting heads.

He gets his heads busted. And yeah, the only problem is he does a show in the city. I don't even know if he's still doing it. Have they kicked him off YouTube yet? He wanted me to do it, but I can't do it because I'm preparing for this show. But anytime my schedule is open and if he asked me to do something and I'm open, I'd be glad to do it. I love Gavin. He's a real shit stirrer. You know what I'm saying? Thank you, Polly. What's with the Dracula accent? Hey, it stopped. It stopped. It was it was twitching like a receiver going over the middle getting a helmet on helmet poor new orleans i still feel bad for those people that was like watching your sister

being fucking raped and the cops going i didn't see nothing i heard uh henny Youngman on the radio. Henny Youngman. Fucking comedy greats. A woman's yelling. I was attacked. I was attacked. A cop goes up. A woman you attacked. She goes, 50 years ago.

He goes, why are you telling us now? She goes, I like to talk about it now and then. That's the joke. I'm walking through the park. Guy sticks a gun in my back. Says, stick him up. I said, stick what up? He goes, it's my first job.

Don't confuse me. Let's get on with Jussie Smollett. Turn down additional security. Jussie Smollett, he's the guy for the black guy. Remember the black gay guy who supposedly was attacked. I think it's a big fucking lie. I can see right through it. It's speculation on my part, but I'm still going to go out on that fucking limb. Jussie Smollett didn't want extra security in the week leading up to his attack. The 35-year-old actor who stars in Empire was offered additional security by Fox when he wasn't working on the set. Last week, the television company offered to send helping hands after Smollett

received a threatening letter with cut-out letters reading, You will die, black fag. That sounds like Louie. Security on set was increased after the incident, but Smollett reportedly did not want bodyguards for his time off the clock. Late Monday night, Smollett was allegedly attacked in Chicago by two men who spewed racist and homophobic slurs. They doused the star with chemical substance,

tied a rope around his neck. Smollett was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment. Bah, bah, bah. The assailants also yelled, this is MAGA country. This is when I knew

it was a fucking lie. During the attack, the police have yet to come. Really? First of all, anybody who owns a MAGA hat or is a Trump fan wouldn't know you.

Wouldn't know fucking Empire if it fucking bit him in the balls, okay? Again, if this was 1948, like Nancy Pelosi's living in and Kamala Harris and the rest of the left, I might believe it. But the story's starting to fall apart because another story came out.

Conflicting versions of the incident from Smollett himself and details reported by the media being outright contradicted by Chicago police have raised questions about what actually happened. And it's all fucking lies. But it's all lies. Deborah Hain noted on PJ Media last night, police had found surveillance video of Smollett but had not been able to find video of the alleged assailants oh huh the explosive details of the incident were initially broadcast on TMZ Empire star Jussie Smollett brutally attacked by two men beat him up put his head in a noose and scream this is Magica sources directly connected to Jussie tell TMZ

the actor arrived in Chicago from New York late Monday at around 2 a.m. And he was hungry. Went to Subway. That was his fucking second mistake. You know, after a long flight and I have the munchies at 2 in the morning, I want some fucking fake ham. Turkey's so shiny you can fucking put lipstick on while you're looking at it. The meat's always sweating. It's very nervous.

We're told when shortly after he walked out on his way home someone yelled aren't you that faggot empire n word i'll say it nigger because that's what it says empire nigger i'm reading the story so don't take that out of context uh the two men both white and wearing ski masks well i guess you can tell they're white. Wearing ski masks. Viciously attacked Jesse as he fought back. But they beat him badly. Fractured a rib.

Then he put sauce on that ribbit. What? Fucking Ryan doesn't even get the joke. He's fucking off somewhere. They put a rope around his neck, poured bleach on him. And as they left, they yelled, this is MAGA country. The TMZ article now features a FaceTime screenshot of Smollett in the hospital. Oh, by, yeah. This is like CNN showing up at Roger Stone's house in time for the raid by Empire creator Lee Fields that Fields had initially posted online but then removed.

I wonder why that is. Chicago police issued this initial statement. The Chicago police issued subsequent statements denying TMZ's claim that Smollett reported the suspect's yelling, this is MAGA country. However, Chicago police later said that Smollett did reveal the detail in a second interview, taken after the TMZ story had spread. He went, oh, a reminder, I forgot to put that part of the story. The Daily Beast later reported that a Chicago police spokesperson

refuted TMZ's claim of the defendants being male and white. Kind of important, isn't it, huh? See, if you didn't have that, you couldn't blame it on white toxic masculinity. The spokesperson stated that gender and race of the alleged assailants were unknown to Smollett because they were wearing ski masks and gloves. Then other odd details became to emerge, further clouding the situation. assailants were unknown to Smollett because they were wearing ski masks and gloves. Then other odd details became to emerge, further clouding the situation.

You know why? Because it's a fucking hoax! In my opinion, I could be wrong. I was wrong about the, uh, I was wrong about the guy living the, remember the stripper that sent the bombs all over the place? Remember? He's living in a fucking van. I thought he was a fucking figure skater.

But this is a fucking, this is a hoax. Anytime you see a noose, okay, not anytime. I'd say seven out of ten times. Because this has happened in New York at Columbia University. I've read about eight stories like this. It's usually somebody trying to make up,

make up some type of racial situation where whitey is evil. You know why? Because it hardly exists anymore. They have to make these stories up. There was a black girl who hung a noose on her dorm door. There was a Muslim girl in the subway in New York City a couple years ago, said she was attacked by two Trump supporters. She ended up being full of shit.

There was another black student at a college campus who keyed her own car. They turned and fucking busted her windshield. These are just off the top of my head. I could go on and on. But I've been holding a dump since noon, so I have to get going. Police spokesman said that

when officers first arrived on the scene nearly 45 minutes after the alleged attack, Smollett was still wearing the rope around his neck. He still had the rope around his neck. Does that sound fishy to anybody? 45 minutes after the attack? You wouldn't take that off? Well, how are the cops going to know that it was white guys wouldn't take that off? Well, how the cop's gonna know

that it was white guys if I take this off? He also had tap shoes on and a bucket of chicken. I mean, come on! Relax, Ryan. I see ya, I'll get to ya. I need the money, believe me. This thing's twitching. The fucking phones are so. This thing's twitching.

The fucking phones are so full, it's twitching. Listen to this. Smollett also asked the officers to turn off their body cameras when they entered the residence. A high-end department reportedly owned by his friend. Local media reported Smollett was even reluctant to give police a statement initially and refused ambulance transport. He later self-transported himself to Northwestern Hospital.

On the way there, he stopped at a hardware store, got some rope, and tied his own feet together. Croc is shit. I'm just going out on a limb. I could be wrong, but no fucking MAGA hat-wearing guys are going to know what the fuck. They wouldn't know you from another black guy

because, remember, Trump supporters are racist. We're're bigots we can't tell one black guy from another they probably thought you were a corner they probably thought you were the guy for the rams who interfered with the new orleans yes ryan my friend go ahead i have one super chat from patrick dorvis says Gronk and Geraldine from Flip Wilson would have made a great pair I knew a necrophiliac whose favorite number

was 19 I don't know what the fuck that means Flip Wilson there's a reference that only I'm gonna get Flip Wilson was a fucking very funny black comedian

and Geraldine was his character his alter ego he dressed up like a woman and whatnot, but I don't know what the rest of that means about necrophilia,

but I'm into it. Go ahead. That's it? That's it. Thank Christ. Jesus H. All right, folks. That about does it here

on a Wednesday. Stay warm. I'm going upstairs building a nice fire in my little fucking whatever you call it. And that, you know, it looks like the room where Fredo, Fredo was arguing with Michael before he took it in the back of the head.

And I'll put on, you know, Rachel Maddow and record that and masturbate to it later. Pretend I'm fucking a young Manny Machado Jason why why I mean what honey was that too offensive for you I swear that's just

my laughing face I know I'm kidding do you see this thing twitching is this backbone bad name for it sorry I didn't get to all the calls here it's still full I got as many as I could oh Is this Backbone? Bad name for it. Sorry I didn't get to all the calls here.

It's still full. I got as many as I could. Oh, I just hit the goddamn... I just hit the sex button. Anyways. All right. That is enough for today. Tomorrow's what? Thursday?

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Just like we did today, streaming live, YouTube, Facebook, and other places. We'll do one on Friday for you. I try to take care of you the best I can. But I have 11 kids and I have, you know, no wife. I live alone.

I'm kidding. What a weird ending to the show. I can't help it. I'm all out caffeined up. That is it. By the way, Howard Schultz. Saw him today with Dana Perino.

He's shitting all over Trump saying Trump's not qualified. I'm like, really? He's a fucking billionaire businessman like you. But I gotta be honest,

I like what some of what Schultz said. This guy grew up in a public housing in Brooklyn or some shit. But, you know, but then he sounded

too much like a government lover, you know? So, you guys make up your own minds. All I know is the Dems are pissed because they're afraid that he's going to split the Democrat vote, allowing Trump to ba-ba-ba. We got a long way to go before that,

but I suggest if you see Howard Schultz, listen to him. But Starbucks coffee just reeks of liberalism to me. When I see Starbucks coffee, I think of liberals. I walk by Starbucks. I see those Janine Garofalo glasses and people on their computers snarling at me because they have a cigarette in my mouth. Those type of people, you know. Anyways, you guys think it.

I will say it. You're very welcome. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Take care of yourselves. Wash those filthy asses. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'll see you next time.