The Nick DiPaolo Show - Shaun King of Hate | Nick DiPaolo Show #368
Episode Date: June 23, 2020BHAZ spray painted on St. John's church. Jimmy Kimmel imitating Snoop. Gavin McInnes kicked off YouTube. Thank you Matt G. from Centrilia, PA for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued suppo...rt on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir
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So enjoy. guitar solo All righty.
It's that time again.
Man, do the days go fast, huh?
Holy moly.
You know what I've been doing last night?
I stayed up and just watched YouTube clips of Ted Nugent for like two hours.
There was clips of him when he was in his first band when he was like 18.
Fucking wild man.
Says he doesn't do drugs, but holy shit was he crazy.
What a life.
The snatch he got.
God.
Guy was like 6'3", no body fat.
He's in a loincloth with 65,000 girls 16 and up swinging on a...
He's over in London just fucking...
I mean, man, did he do a lot.
Open for the Supremes.
And they did an interview with him like recent about...
It showed him as a kid and his father bought him a guitar so you have to practice 30 minutes a day
and fucking just crazy and boy dukes was the first band he was in and uh but the life some of these
guys leave he was playing like stadiums like baseball stadiums and his fucking loincloth
underrated guitarist i think think. What do I know?
Well, I took two years with the ukulele in high school,
so don't tell me about that.
Mr.
DePaulo, no one can be as nasty
as you pretend to be, unless
they really wanted to be
disliked.
You know you want crazy motherfucking
whopper. Sureucking sure sure whatever you say
hey everybody we're all gonna get laid
let's get to it
Larry David loves the show apparently
I don't know who that is
Neil Young
I don't know who that is but he's a fan and he's probably watching
thank you sir hey I want other people to do that put on your DiPaolo t-shirts like the guy did in Italy I don't know who that is, but he's a fan and he's probably watching. Thank you, sir.
Hey, I want other people to do that.
Put on your DiPaolo t-shirts like the guy did in Italy or whatever.
Wear one of these to a fucking Antifa rally.
Show me some.
Represent out there, motherfucker.
I'd do it, but the circus hasn't come to my town yet.
Going to Pro Bass Shop tomorrow.
Pricing.
I'm not pricing fishing rods.
I'll tell you that fucking much.
I want a small cannon, like I said yesterday.
Be on the roof of my house.
You know, tearing down statues and shit.
Those motherless fucks.
They're still at it, ladies and gentlemen. Remember the St. John's Church that they tried to burn a couple weeks ago?
Right in D.C.?
Remember when Trump came out with the Bible?
There was all that controversy about how they cleared people out with smoke bombs and shit.
Well, that wasn't enough for these fucking motherless scum.
Vandals sprayed, they spray painted the historic St. John's Episcopal Church.
A block away from the White House, this was last night, with the letters B-H-A-Z for Black House.
You know that was coming.
Can't have a White House.
Fucking dirty.
Titless wonders.
Black House Autonomous Zone.
That's B-H-A-Z.
Fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I've had enough of this shit.
These blacks.
Who knows where they're going to take the wrong way.
Probably whites, too, obviously.
Every president since James Madison has attended a service at St. John's.
Former President Barack Hussein Marxist cocksucker Obama visited the church.
Were heavily covered by the media when he was in office.
Of course, they were blowing him around the clock.
However, rioters have repeatedly defaced the church amid recent protests in Washington.
On May 31st, rioters set fire to the basement of the church.
Five priests were injured and four Cub Scouts.
violence in the capital subsided after president trump fully activated the dc national guard remember that's when he held the bible up and shit in recent days however writers have focused
on tearing down statues of former presidents and historical figures including some that even opposed slavery. You listening?
Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks.
You got that?
Tearing down statues of guys that oppose slavery.
What does that tell you?
It's not about that.
It's just about anything that's Western culture has to be destroyed.
And I'll say it again.
It's the tactics the Nazis used, ISIS used.
Congratulations.
I'm almost hoping Joe Biden wins.
It'll be fucking hilarious if we don't stop breaking out the muskets soon.
And what fucking disturbs me
about the pulling down of staff,
nobody trying to stop it.
No cops, no nothing.
That's a crime.
Defacing public property is a fucking crime. Try pulling down an MLK Jr. statue and see if the cops show up. This is orchestrated,
folks. It is orchestrated. Black Lives Matter, they've said it in interviews, they're Marxists,
they hate this fucking country, and they have the media on their side convincing the rest of the country how bad this country is, which is right.
As we're also attempting to take down the statue of President Andrew Jackson in Lafayette Park on Monday, police are reportedly trying to keep the rioters at bay.
Oh, are they? Are they really? I saw him standing around watching.
Finally, they did last night. they did move in a little bit
you know but I didn't see any heads being broken
it's called deterrent rubber bullets I'll say it again
or flamethrowers rubber bullets and flamethrowers
those white antifa kids want to be black so bad break out the
flamethrowers.
Make them fucking... No, it's a funny joke. Quit being a douche.
Our father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Let's move on, shall we?
Make me a sandwich.
Make me a fucking sandwich!
In our Make Me me a sandwich segment tonight
seattle mayor jenny uh durkin i call it jenny jerkin she's a lesbian look at the face on her
she looks like a fucking tommy nobis that played with the falcons in the 50s a real corporate
bunch of salmon and breath douche not that i have anything against that. I actually enjoy it when the girls are good looking. Who would fuck her? Me. What? Jenny Jerkin Durkin said Monday that officials will move
to wind down the city's autonomous protest zone following two shootings in the in the area. So
she's finally going to get on it? Really? Oh, fucking idiot!
Police officers will also
soon return to the abandoned precinct inside
the so-called Capitol Hill
Autonomous Zone, where demonstrators have camped out
for the last two. That's going to be interesting, isn't it?
When the cops try to go back and take back
their turf, you think that's going to go smoothly?
You think maybe at that point
they'll use some force?
Anybody?
Can you imagine this broad letting that go on for a month or whatever the fuck?
Now a couple people are dead and wounded, and now she speaks up.
She even did it for the wrong—listen to this.
She goes, the cumulative impacts of the gatherings and protests and the nighttime atmosphere and violence
has led to increasingly difficult circumstances for our businesses and residents. Jeez, you don't say,
dummy. The impacts have increased and the safety has decreased. No shit, Jenny. No shit,
you titless wonder. You finally got it, huh? It only took a 19-year-old to lose his life and a couple other people to be shot.
But you finally get it, huh?
And she still refers to him as peaceful protesters.
What a gobbler of goo.
A 19-year-old man was killed during a shooting inside the blocks long span on Saturday.
A 17-year-old was struck in the arm during another shooting on Sunday.
That was actually good news in my opinion. Durkin said the violence is distracting from the work of thousands of peaceful protesters. That's her reason. The violence, not the fact that they
took over six city blocks in her city. It's the violence was affecting the peaceful protesters, which
she means rioters.
Seeking to address racial inequality
in police brutality. She still thinks it's about George Floyd.
This fucking broad is retarded.
I think you've eaten too much
shrub. I think your brain is going soft.
The gun violence unfolding at night is not only wrong,
it is also undermining and distracting from the message for change
we are hearing in the street and so many peaceful protesters.
We are working with the community to bring this to an end, Durkin added.
Capitol Hill belongs to everyone in this city.
Really? Why didn't you say that when they started putting up the barriers and making their own country?
Oh, my God. This is why we didn't let women vote to 1988.
Just kidding. Just kidding, broads. I know this tree is watching.
I want something bad to happen to her.
Not, you know, like this.
Oh, stop.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I could make a girl sound like that in bed,
I'd be a very happy guy.
I only want Jenny Jerkin to break her fucking neck.
What a chooch.
Huh?
That's why she had to take it down.
It was taken away from the message.
She still thinks this is about George Floyd.
Isn't that cute? Isn't that cute?
She knows better that it's not about that.
But keep the myth alive, just like COVID.
Oh, my God, there's a new COVID wave breaking out everywhere.
Keep that myth alive, why don't you?
The numbers are going up.
Yeah, because they're testing everybody.
Boy, I'll tell you. Good luck, Mr. Trump.
Come the fall. Did turn this country. Can you
imagine if the Dems win? I mean, statues are being
torn down. What next?
I'm waiting for them, like my cop buddy said.
Remember my cop buddy just stayed at my
house for two weeks, Miami cop
for 33 years, went
undercover to white supremacist
meetings, and the white supremacists predicted all this
shit. And I said
to my buddy, well, when are they going to start showing their faces?
Not that I'm for that
shit. I'm just saying, you'd think they'd be a little...
He goes, when these people try to go to their towns, like rural areas. And then somebody said it on TV last
night. Was it Tucker? Somebody said the exact same thing. It was a former cop, I think, said,
wait till they try to go to, you know, Alabama. And, you know, that's when the shit will hit the
fan. These people that you think are out there farming, you know, that grain silo is filled with AR-15s.
Good luck to you, Antifa.
That's the only other thing that makes me feel comfortable.
I'm on the side with the people with guns.
This is a no-gun zone.
What did you say?
It's a no-gun zone what you say here's the most hateful jerk off on the planet he's been around forever he pretended to be
black for about 10 years you know how i'm talking about race baiting sean king
you know put him up there there you go he doesn't know what he is he's got a black man's hair black man's nose
white man's glasses white man's lips just to confuse and because he's confused about his race
he's one hateful motherfucker i guess he chooses the black side because it's fashionable uh anyways
known for his year-long years-long performance pretending to be a black man despite mountains
of evidence proving he is white,
and once identified as white, is now attempting to get back in the spotlight
by leading the charge in the campaign to destroy churches and statues of white European Jesus Christ.
Can you imagine?
I suck cock.
You sure do, Sean.
I love it.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, Sean.
Yummy.
Destroying churches, huh?
A lot of churches are in rural areas.
Let's see if they go out there, huh?
Alabama, a lot of churchgoers.
I think you're going to get some resistance.
What a hateful motherfucker.
I don't know how he's still alive.
Specifically, King is attempting to cancel Jesus. All Jesuses, the Jesus tour
has been canceled across the country. Cancel the Madison Square Garden gig, the Staples
Center in L.A., the BOK and wherever the fuck. trying to cancel Jesus.
He claims that Jesus is a symbol of white supremacy.
You claim everything's a, I personally believe Jesus looks like LeBron James or any point guard from North Carolina or any really Jewish-looking guy that has dark skin.
So I'm with him on that. Yes, he says, I think statues of the
white European they claim is Jesus should also come down. Who said who claims he's a white European?
He's from the Middle East. He says they are. They are are, claiming Jesus, you know, is a white European, those statues are a form of white supremacy and always have been.
And I say, oh, fuck your mother.
Everybody else has.
The Bible provides few hints as to what Christ looked like.
It's implied that he did not stand out.
This is him talking,
out amongst his peers
as a Jewish man from Bethlehem.
Judas also had to point Jesus out
in the garden upon his arrest,
you know, like a lineup,
meaning he likely did not look too dissimilar
from what the typical Jewish man
of that day, age, and era looked like.
And I'm guessing it looked like Chuck Schumer with a tan.
Know what I'm saying?
With the big beak and whatnot.
What an asshole.
Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
No, you know who he looks like, Jesus?
I'm telling you.
Jamie Farr from MASH, from mash clinger that's how i
picture jesus you know he's like lebanese or some shit i think lebanon lebanon is right just above
new jersey isn't it you know what king also uh tweets because he's an angry black slash white guy?
King tweets that we should destroy stained glass.
Let's start with the ones you're wearing with the jizz all over them.
You fucking maggot.
We should celebrate our past, learn from our history, and strive to do better in the future.
Oh, yes, lecture us, oh fucking knowledgeable one.
Self-hatred, while not a deadly sin, certainly should receive an honorable mention.
King, in this regard, can be compared to ISIS or Nazis.
ISIS sees no problem.
Remember we brought this up, destroying Syrian monuments,
which have stood for thousands of years.
Yet it's the exact thing that King calls for.
What a fucking.
Hate filled piece of shit.
And all the Antifa guys.
You know he's their god basically.
Sean King.
Anyways.
Like to see something bad.
You know somebody should.
His friendship.
Oh.
Sean.
What the fuck.
Right up your ass Sean. What the fuck? Right up your ass, Sean.
Who's the girl in the corner?
Sitting there pantless.
Watching the hijinks.
I figured we needed some.
Oh, Jesus.
I got to sweat today.
My face is full.
Folks, how you doing?
All right.
Is this, huh?
I guess so.
I got the energy of a cancer patient today.
Matt G., Centralia, Pennsylvania.
Hi, Nick.
Hi, how are you, Matt?
Day one, Patreon guy.
Thank you so much, Matt. Years
ago, I heard you say that you were working on a brilliant bit about the Jaws Robert Shaw boat
speech, comparing it to a blowjob from a girl with braces, but I can't find it online. You're not
going to find it online. I did it. I did it for a few months. The comedy seller, governors, in on
the road a few times. Can you do a little of the bit on the show?
What the fuck?
Am I a jukebox?
I can't even remember the bit.
It was about a, yeah, I had a scar on my dick.
My wife asked me about it.
And I said some girl had like braces or something cut my dick when I was young,
which was true, like in college.
I said when she was blowing me, I felt like Quint on the orca,
and then I went through this whole bit.
It was about cougars getting blown after show when I was on the roof.
I can't remember, but it was something like
it was something like, I don't know, in the green room
after the show and the cougars started circling.
You know how you can tell a cougar, chief? You look from the tits to the tail.
Anyways, I don't know how many
comedians she blew.
10, 20, 100.
Anyways.
She come at me, bit down on my cock.
Those black eyes roll over white.
She's filled with blood, high-pitched screaming.
I'll never put on a condom again.
It's much better than that.
There's so much more.
On Tuesday, I bumped into a friend of mine,
Louis C.K. from Boston.
He'd been bitten in half by the same woman.
Anyways, I delivered the load.
Chief, Mayor,
ladies and gentlemen.
It's so much better than that.
But you won't find it because I never
recorded it. I recorded it on
my little cassette thing, or whatever you call it,
on my phone.
Maybe I'll bring it in, have Raz
pull it up. I didn't do it justice right there.
But thank you for reminding
me to do a bit I haven't done in 11 years.
Quack, quack, quack, quack. with justice right there. But thank you for reminding me to do a bit I haven't done in 11 years.
Thank God, finally some law and order. I say that with my tongue in my cheek. Three men in Thousand Oaks arrested for what? Pulling down a statue for breaking windows? No, for vandalizing a Black Lives
Matter sign.
While hundreds of violent BLM activists are burning down the fucking country,
we're arresting guys who vandalized a BLM flag.
Three men in Thousand Oaks, California,
caught on camera vandalizing a Black Lives Matter.
So finally, somebody's taking some action.
One of the villains is a sheriff's office employee. Uh oh. Uh oh.
The three men were arrested for vandalizing a Black Lives Matter sign.
KTLA reported that's L.A. A Black Lives Matter sign in Thousand Oaks was vandalized on at least three
separate occasions, including by a sheriff's office employee and a district attorney's
office employee, officials said. The sign, which consists of a tarp with the letters BLM,
probably a white guy's tarp, painted on it, has been displayed along a fence on Westlake Boulevard.
I actually know where that is. You believe it?
That's how I've been around this world so many times.
For the last three weeks, it has been damaged and removed several times, according to the
Ventura County Sheriff's Office, prompting the owner of the sign to place a surveillance
camera nearby.
Can you imagine he puts a camera nearby because his stupid sign?
You're a real crumbum. His dumb sign
got vandalized. Can you imagine? We're watching statues
being torn down. Cops not doing a
God to build a fucking, I can't even talk.
Looting, rioting. Minneapolis cops ran out of their own
precinct before it burned.
But a couple of white guys tried to vandalize a bail. If they were white, I'm just assuming.
Detectives recognize 60-year-old Darren Stone, an employee of the sheriff's office since 2005.
How do you not see that camera, for Christ's sake? This guy's on film long enough to get a SAG card.
In images the owner posted of the vandalism online, Stone was captured on camera slashing the sign with a knife on June 13th.
And he's also accused of slashing the sign a second time on June 19th.
Get a sharper knife.
The fuck?
How many times you got to go back?
Looks like an old guy.
What's he in a fucking hospital gown?
I would have said I was just cutting flowers for my wife.
Oh, there's the tarp.
Can you imagine though?
They're taking the time.
They're going after these guys.
Folks, the fix is in.
It's all orchestrated.
It's creepy.
It's creepy what's happening right now. Detectives
conducted an investigation and issued Stone a misdemeanor citation for vandalism. He was also
placed on paid administrative leave pending both the criminal and administrative investigation.
So the cops are punishing a guy who was tearing down a sign for a group that hates cops and kills cops. I want you to let that sink in, folks.
Stone is a service technician at the pre-trial detention facility
in Ventura. He was off duty at the time, both of the incidents.
He should get a misdemeanor or he should get a goddamn
gold medal. Somebody
take charge tonight. Donald Trump. I'm waiting. Calling the heavy.
Last night they did when the church started to get, you know, spray painted. The cops did show.
But is that what it takes? It has to happen a mile from the White House before the cops step in.
Do you guys realize you're being played that this is a Marxist fucking thing being August
rated?
You do realize that, don't you?
It's not paranoia.
And the fucking Republicans are nowhere to be found because, you know, they don't want
to offend anybody and lose companies who give them fucking thousands of dollars when it's
election time. it's all money
based and unbelievable um this next clip is a a girl who um oh i don't know she has the prettiest
mouth i've ever seen i know that's not the point of the show but jesus christ you got a pretty mouth
i think she's Venezuelan
right and she has lived through what happened
in Venezuela she's Venezuelan
right Raz
and she's telling people online
idiots who don't think
a civil war could happen here
or the country could turn into a
left wing shithole in a matter of
fucking months
which it can because she lived through it.
Listen to what she has to say. But, you know, you'll get distracted by her mouth.
Why do I even worry about some silly little statues coming down or some silly little street
names changing? Why do I care? It's because the last time I didn't care about this, I was a
teenager. I have already lived through this thing.
I love you for helping me to construct my life.
Not a tavern, but a temple.
I love you because you have done so much to make me happy.
Why do I even worry about some silly little statues coming down?
Some silly little street names changing.
Why do I care?
Because you love me. Last time, I didn't care about this.
You're protecting me.
I was a teenager.
I have already lived through this thing when I was living in Venezuela.
Statues came down.
Chavez didn't want that history displayed.
So did my pants.
And then he changed the street names.
Then came the curriculum.
Then some movies couldn't be shown on certain TV channels and so on and so forth.
You guys think it can't happen to you?
I've heard this so many times.
But always be on guard.
Never believe something can't happen to you.
You need to guard your country and your society or it will be destroyed.
We didn't believe it could happen to us.
Those Venezuelans, Cubans warned us.
And we're like, Venezuela, we know what freedom is like.
That's not going to happen here.
Yet it happened.
And there's clearly a lot of people wanting to destroy the U.S.
I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
I love you for helping me.
What did she say?
Something about revolution?
Not a tavern.
What?
Somebody's attacking us?
I didn't hear it.
What did she say?
God.
In our libs, eating libs segment tonight,
Jimmy, left wing, Kimmel, who I, I, I, I,
God damn it, I've done a show a couple times, I've met him, went to dinner dinner with him after. And, you know, I want to like him, but he sold out. Remember when Colbert started getting huge ratings by bashing Trump and everybody jumped on?
and the upper brass at ABC was telling him,
this is what you got to do. I want to believe that.
I mean, you know, he did the man show.
He's a guy's guy and shit.
But then he turned real left wing.
Remember bashing Trump, bashing Sean Hannity
and his monologues and shit?
Well, guess what?
The libs are coming to eat him.
Kimmel, who urged actor Tom Arnold
to release an alleged N-word tape of President Trump
in 2018, admitted years ago that he imitated rapper Snoop Dogg's voice for a track in a 1996
Christmas album. Oh, God. An original song in which Kimmel used the N-word several times. Oh,
you're kidding me. That can't happen. And Jimmy Kimmel. I'm smart.
I'm like everybody says.
Like, no, I'm smart.
And I want the sticks.
The admission came, let's get seven years ago.
I don't want this to happen to people because it's ridiculous.
But I'm just saying, Jimmy, you created this monster.
it's ridiculous, but I'm just saying, Jimmy, you created this monster. The admission came in January 2013 podcast obtained this weekend by Fox News. In the podcast, Kimmel also changed his speech
pattern in an attempt to adopt the voice of a black comedian, George Wallace. I listened to
that part. It didn't even sound like George Wallace. It was terrible. I do a better George Wallace.
And what host Adam Carolla called Kimmel's craziest black voice.
Kimmel acknowledged imitating black people on other occasions.
Oh, so we should arrest them. What the fuck is going on in this country?
Any black people, bad mouth and white people?
Huh? No, they just beat the shit out of us when it's six on one on a sidewalk.
Kimmel, who is slated to host the Emmy Awards this year, announced last week he's taken the summer off amid a brewing blackface controversy.
Well, he's going to try to get a blackface in the summertime. He's going to the beach.
He's not issued an apology for that i uh i applaud him but uh anyways here's the audio of uh and you know it's funny when we report on this shit
and it's because the n word is you we can't even find a copy where the actual and you know
it's everything's bleeped out and shit oh my god what a nation of fucking pussies
but here's the song that got him. He was
imitating Snoop on a Christmas album.
Yeah, it's me.
The D.O.G. What's up about the baby double G.O.D. That ain't bad. That was much better than his George Wallace.
Yeah, so let's kick him and end his career because of that.
You know, what in God's name?
Guys, you're being played.
You're being fucking played.
I'm so sick of LeBron James weighing in on everything, too. Fucking if he grew up in any other country, he'd be fucking driving a street sweeper.
It's a multi-zillionaire who was so ignorant when it comes to politics. And I used to defend him. I didn't get that anti-white vibe from LeBron. He had us full for a couple of. Then he showed his true colors when he sucked Chinese cock when that whole controversy went down.
I told that motherfucker Santa, bring back a pic for my afro.
These are the lyrics.
The three wise men were described as bringing gifts and shit for baby boo in the hay. Jimmy, Jimmy, you in trouble man bye bye
uh liner notes from the cassette obtained by fox we showed the album was co-produced by jimmy
kimmel and credited kimmel for all comedy material on the album except for a handful of unrelated
tracks kimmel also appeared on the album cover and i'm just pointing this out because he's out there
you know with this left-wing horseshit for the last few years since Trump
got in office and how racist everybody is. And once again, and the lips came to get him. You
helped create the monster. Remember Bill Maher getting in trouble for going after feminists,
whatever, fucking, you know, and you're saying we're getting too PC. You help create that. Your politics help create it, not my side.
We're bigoted, remember? We're right out with it. Even black people don't like the cowering of
white people. They like the honesty. I treat them like everybody else. I don't like shit.
I treat them like everybody else.
I don't like shit.
Black, white, Asian.
I'm not a people person.
I don't discriminate.
Everybody sucks a bag of shit.
You know it.
Who's with me?
My cartridge is out.
I can't find mint.
If anybody knows where I can get mint cartridges now.
But they sell me menthol like I'm a six-year-old black guy smoking cools in front of a fucking... Even the black people have taken over goddamn jewels.
Want menthol? Yeah, I do. And I want some purple drink.
I'm smoking menthols. It's the closest I could get to mint. The guy goes,
they're not selling flavored ones.
Well, yeah, bubble gum and grape is the kids, they don't fucking...
Mint is not a flavor,
really.
Anyhow.
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Those guys are ready.
I think they got like 12 Vietnamese kids tied to a loom in a garage somewhere.
They pumping this new shit out.
I'm just teasing.
That doesn't happen anymore.
Now, I'm going to show you something.
I'm giving you a trigger warning, even though I don't believe in that.
If you have the same politics as me and you're white, this will make you so angry.
I was starting to see little purple dots when I was white.
I got dizzy for like a minute.
I'm not fucking shitting you.
I know you guys fly.
Ever notice like they'll run that safety little video that they put about $2 million worth into?
And it's always, it shows you what you're not supposed to do on the plane.
And when they do that, it's always a white businessman, you know, smoking, doing all the bad shit.
And of course, there's a black or an Asian woman looking at him like he's an asshole.
The Delta does it. It's they're so PC and so fucking, you know, anti white.
But I don't even know who did this one. This is an actual video, though. And just watch this. This is pure propaganda from the left.
Just watch this. This is pure propaganda from the left.
This guy's the worst actor in the history.
Look at him. Yeah, there's that smile the black guy always gives you.
Do you fucking believe where this is going?
Listen to how bad his accent is.
I don't know.
Now, the flight attendant, I don't know what his accent's supposed to be.
He sounds like one of those Civil War guys writing a letter back home.
Dear Susie, listen to his fucking weird accent.
And then the guy sitting in the chair, the white guy, is trying to do a southern accent.
It's the fucking worst.
But go ahead.
How do I say this?
A different seat would be great.
And maybe a nice cold one waiting for me when I get there.
I'm sorry, sir. This is a very popular flight.
Once everybody's on board, we will be at full capacity here in economy.
What? What is he doing?
With refreshments being served shortly after we take off.
Can't you just switch me out with someone else?
You know, hey, my air miles have got to count for something, right?
Boy, he hates black people.
I'm sorry. Unless there's an actual fault, we are unable to move passengers
during this time.
Although once we're in the air,
you're welcome to ask somebody
to switch with you,
but like I said,
we are fully booked, sir.
In economy?
Yes, that's correct.
Well, what about
another part of the plane?
Upgrades need to be done
at the time of booking,
I'm afraid.
But whatever the issue, we will do everything we can...
I don't like black people!
...to make sure everyone is comfortable and safe on this flight.
All right.
That seems like we got some understanding going here.
Where's your southern accent?
I'm sorry, sir, I'm not sure I completely understand.
You don't?
It's a...
Your big peg?
A little dark where I'm sitting.
Ah!
Put on your reading light! Excuse me, sir? It's a big fact a little dark where i'm sitting put on your reading light excuse me sir it's uh you heard me motherfucker too much culture where i'm sitting he heard that look
why don't you just seed me with uh some of my own kind you know people like us
if you bear with me one moment, we will deal with this right away.
Oh, yeah, go get the cops, you big...
I'm gonna stab you, you white fucking devil.
Oh, there's a lesbian.
I spoke to the captain, and under these particular circumstances, we would like to move you.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
Who's the captain on behalf
of the captain in the airline we would like to apologize for this situation sir we have a seat
waiting for you in first class where we feel you will be much more comfortable much more
oh the lesbian's happy i'm afraid the airline has revoked your ticket, sir. It's no longer valid on this flight.
Because it seems to be a problem with your baggage.
Who would like to come this way?
Get it?
Baggage?
He has baggage.
Racist baggage.
Get it?
Racism is a virus.
A virus that has lived in the veins of man for far too long.
Pause.
Man? Or do you mean white man?
Any black people hate white people? Go ahead.
It is time that our moral immune systems get rid of it.
There's no such thing as evil people, but there are evil ideas.
To believe that you are better than someone because of the pigment in your skin.
Which is what you're doing right now, Black Lives Matter.
Do you guys believe what we're watching here?
Do you fucking believe it?
Go ahead.
It's an evil idea.
And no, we should not be colorblind.
We should be color aware.
We're headed with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. We see racism because as Angela Davis said, in a racist society, it is not enough to be non-racist.
We must all be anti-racist.
Yeah, that includes you, Black people.
All right, enough. I can't. I'm getting diarrhea over here.
That happened once in this country, maybe, in 1966, if it ever happened.
That's what I'm saying.
Do you fucking believe what you just watched?
They're going to show that on planes?
Even if a guy did that, you're going to revoke
his ticket?
Seriously, even if there was a
racist guy, black or white or Chinese,
you're going to revoke his ticket? Think about
the Orwellian
ramifications.
That probably happened twice
in this country. Like I said,
right after we started flying.
You've got to be shitting me.
And watch when you're on Delta when they put the little film on.
How fucking PC it is.
It's a little dark in here.
Come on.
Come the fuck on.
I'm getting mad listen to him
that's what happens when you mix black and white
10 more seconds he's gonna call a
that's George Jefferson
you might want to have to bleep that
fucking YouTube is gonna get their panties in a bunch
do you believe that propaganda you just watched a propaganda Raz, you might want to have to bleep that. Fucking YouTube is going to get their pantheons in a bunch.
Do you believe that?
Propaganda.
You just watched a propaganda film.
Goebbels could have made that.
Raz is writing it down.
Bleep N-word.
I didn't say it.
George Jefferson did. Can we do some comedy here?
Black guy sitting in front of me.
Can I sit on the wing of a plane?
A little too dark up in this moon.
Ah, but do you see the lecture after?
It's only white people who are racist.
Well, I disagree and show a couple clips.
Maybe this is racism.
That is hard to watch.
A 24-year-old man hit and kicked as he left the corner store in Klein.
He was there on Sunday.
That was the evil intent.
How about this one?
You ever see these on the news?
Five-year-old man walking on Broadway around 103rd Street earlier this month at 2.20 in the afternoon
when a man knocked him to the ground, punched him repeatedly, and then kicked him in the face.
He then ran from the scene, and the victim was taken to the hospital.
Yeah, there you go.
What about that? Here's another one. The shocking attack was caught on camera. The woman fell and
hit her head on a fire hydrant. I yeah, the shocking. OK, these are all this shit happens
every day almost. But you don't see it. You don't hear about it. I love this fucking train of thought that racism
is a monolithic thing. It's just the white side. Are you fucking kidding me? If they showed that
they can't show you shit like that because it happens so often. It's not really news.
That's the truth, folks. That's why the show's doing so well you're not going to hear it anywhere else a gentleman pushed an old white lady on the ground
no a black punk
pushed an old white lady on the ground
I could show you the clip of the guy
in the nursing home
remember the 20 year old black kid beating his face in
white guy
but white people are the problem
they're the racist
they have to change their thinking
fucking blow me
I want to hear that again They're the racists. They have to change their thinking. Fucking blow me.
I want to hear that again. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
Sam L. Jackson, another whitey hater, but great actor.
I enjoy his work.
Breaking, Gavin McGinnis, speaking of white fellas, banned from YouTube.
I love Gavin McGinnis. I've been on, banned from YouTube. I love Gavin McGinnis.
I've been on his show.
He's been on this show.
He's a real shit stirrer, and he's, you know, for the right reasons.
He started Vice, the magazine, and then it turned into a show.
He got fired from his own magazine somehow,
and now Vice is like a real left-wing show on, like, HBO and shit.
Anyways, Gavin McGinnis, Canadian- canadian british comedian i didn't know
that and founder of censored tv the proud boys and vice magazine has been kicked off youtube
following severe violations of youtube's community guidelines they kicked them off but but you don't
have opening no but why not according to the video streaming giant, McGinnis had posted content on YouTube glorifying or inciting violence
against another person or group of people.
Yeah, that doesn't happen the other way around.
McGinnis is now banned from accessing, possessing, or creating any other YouTube accounts.
A screenshot of the banning notification was posted on McGinnis' Telegram account
as he already had been banned from Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
Here's a guy doing his part.
Got to get him on this show.
But then again, maybe YouTube will shut me down for having him on.
But he has an opinion at what happened.
First of all, let me read.
Do we have the statement YouTube
sent or not? All right.
I should have
told you. I would like to inform
you that due to repeated or severe
violations of our community. Where is this
community? How can I burn it down?
Guidelines.
Your YouTube account has been suspended.
Content glorifying or exciting violence
against another person or group of people.
Not allowed on YouTube.
We also don't allow any content that encourages hatred of another person or group of people.
Oh, my fucking word.
We review educational, documentary, artistic, and scientific content on a case-by-case basis.
Limited exceptions are made for content with sufficient and appropriate context and where the purpose of posting is clear.
In other words, black people, you know, being the victim. content with sufficient and appropriate context and where the purpose of posting is clear.
In other words, black people, you know, being the victim.
We'll leave that up because we know this country is so racist.
Please be aware that you are prohibited from accessing, possessing, or creating any other account on YouTube.
For more information about accounts, terminations, and how our community guidelines are informed,
please visit our help center.
If you'd like to appeal the suspension please submit this form
gavin says mcginnis told the post millennial that he believes the move was preemptive one as the
platform may have been fearing that mcginnis would somehow mobilize a gang to attack the seattle base
chas zone left us in tifa compound set up in the heart of the city mcginnis said i hadn't
uploaded there for over a week so so it wasn't anything I said.
I think they're petrified.
I'm going to mobilize some kind of army and go attack Chaz.
Seriously.
McGinnis also told the Postmillennial that he believes big tech and the deep state were
holding the left and the right to two different standards.
You got that right.
You are correct, sir.
Insiders told me the FBI have begun
monitoring my phone. You got that, folks? This Orwellian shit, it's happening. FBI has been
monitoring my phone for that same reason, he explained. They, big tech media, deep state,
are so focused on potential danger from the right they are totally blind
to radical leftists burning down uh this country he's exactly right don't say a
fucking word to me i'll get up and i'll bury this telephone in your head
shutting down conservative boys what a a weird time. Putting out propaganda films and people buying it. No
resistance from anybody. We're being played like a violin. Let's lighten it up a bit. Chinese guys
like to put shit up their ass, we noticed. It's like the second or third story this year we've
done of a Chinese guy. Remember last week a guy had a 10-inch chopstick. Remember he was working on his piles, he said.
He came twice while he was checking his hemorrhoids.
Here's a new one for you. Chinese man
has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel.
Hey, who hasn't?
You know what scares me? They probably serve eel. They'll tell you it's chicken when you go to the
fucking peking wall garden restaurant dr lee said
i'm afraid to put anything up my ass even when i wash my ass with soap i get nervous
fuck it hurts i have a tight asshole and i'm proud of it Even when I wash my ass with soap, I get nervous.
Fuck, it hurts.
I have a tight asshole and I'm proud of it.
Proves I haven't been arrested.
Dr. Lee.
The eel entered his body through anus and rectum. I think it had quickly torn a hole already while it was in his, while it was in his colon.
That's faggot stuff.
You want to call it by its name?
That's strictly for fags.
The doctor said the man was likely to die if he did not undergo the surgery in time.
Because it was a live eel.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
That was a white eel before he put it in.
That's not even the eel. That's part of his lower intestines. The eel pulled up
because it was a live eel. The possibility of death is very high. If the surgery was not done
timely, the patient was treated intensive care unit for three days and has been discharged. The news comes after another Chinese man recently had a 10-inch chopstick lodged in his belly
after inserting it into his backside out of curiosity.
I kill you. I kill you right now.
Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me.
Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass.
Two chopsticks? Come over here. Talk to me in the face.
Like I said, move me. Come over, to me in the face. Come over, talk to me in the face.
Bring me eel.
What is going on in China?
You're supposed to be a threat to us.
They're too busy testing shit in their ass.
Maybe we'll win this war on the end.
I'm afraid to eat in Chinese restaurants.
I don't know.
You don't know where those chopsticks have been.
Raz just made this sick face.
Here's some more black people acting very nice.
And again, it's white people who are the problem.
Video appears to show a black man tossing fireworks at a homeless person in Harlem.
Let's take a look, shall we?
Oh, no. tossing fireworks at a homeless person in Harlem. Let's take a look, shall we? Can we see that again, Raz?
Freedom and justice.
I have a dream.
My four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I have a dream today.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It wasn't like a cherry bomb or firecrackers.
It's like a half a stick of dynamite.
Jesus Christ.
I want to laugh at it, but it ain't funny.
Fuck.
But it's white people who are fucking mean and hateful
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Department of Education to probe Staten Island assistant principal for racially charged Facebook post. What else?
The city says it's launching a probe into a Staten Island assistant principal after a racially charged screed against people who wear $200 sneakers
while living on public assistance. Who are they talking about? Was posted to her Facebook page.
Imagine going after her for that. That's kind of fucking hilarious.
New Dorp High School assistant principal Deborah Moss Cunningham.
Not a bad looker, I got to be honest.
Now you guys are going, you think everybody's cool.
I'm fucking 58.
Sure I wouldn't look to her twice 10, 20 years ago.
She's not a bad broad.
She's got the nice blue eyes.
She's got the beard.
One dog's going one way.
The other one's going the other way.
Yeah, so what what look at her it's a fucking hot tea i go to the principal's office every day
nick what are you doing here i threw some fireworks in a homeless black guy's face smack me miss moore's uh new door persistent president deborah investigator privilege and this is what
this is not what she wrote because my wife read this in a paper last week it was like the mayor
of i think bloomfield georgia a guy wrote this a politician who actually has a pair
uh so those are not her words but she she posted it. Privilege is wearing $200 sneakers when you've
never had a job. Privilege is wearing $300 Beats headphones while living on public assistance.
Privilege is living in public subsidized housing where you don't have a water bill,
where rising property taxes and rent and energy costs have absolutely no effect on the amount of
food you can put on your table. So, and it goes on and on. Privilegability to march against and protest against anything that triggers you
without worrying about calling out of work the consequences that accompany such behavior.
Privileges of having as many children as you want, regardless of your employment status,
and be able to send them off to daycare or school you don't pay for.
Who are they talking about?
You know, the Amish and the Polish
and those dirty Irishmen.
Imagine that's from
some politician in Georgia. They're like, of course
we cut, it's Georgia.
This, anyways,
so then, of course, the
principal fucking has to jump.
And this leads me to question what kinds of practices she's instilled in the culture.
It's called the truth. New Dorp High School. What kind of environment are our children learning, especially black youth?
Oh, yeah. Black youth are really subjected to a lot of white racism in any school.
Oh, my God. You've got to kidding me. You can't handle the truth.
Silly. Anyways, the school's minority enrollment is 49%, but 60% of its students are economically
disadvantaged. And of course, the Department of Education of New York had to weigh in. Gee,
I wonder what they're going to say. The DOE stands against racism. You're not for it, really? And schools must be safe and inclusive. Oh, my God. The same
I can't fucking say inclusive again. Fuck me. That's it, folks. Remember, white guys,
you get on a plane, you see a black man, don't snarl at him and ask to have your seat moved.
see a blackbird, don't snarl at him and ask to have your seat moved. Fucking believable.
What a crock of shit. We're living in weird times. Buy a gun. That's all I'm going to tell you.
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And that's about it.
You think it, I will say it.
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See you back here tomorrow
and don't fall for the bullshit.
Goodbye, everybody. guitar solo.