The Nick DiPaolo Show - Shocking Mar-a-Lago Revelation | Nick Di Paolo Show #1574

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Courtroom shenanigans, the Mar-a-Lago raid, Cali's lack of Patriotism and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 That's fucking beautiful. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. Get this thing there rolling. There you go. How you doing? All right. Wednesday. I guess Tuesday hump day for us.

Already in the 80s down here. How you guys doing? Absolutely, man. I got, what do I got? I got a hip. Give you an idea how old I am. I got an MRI coming up on Friday on this hip. I just want to know if it's rotting away. I thought I smelled something.

Delicious. Yeah, no. Gross. No. It feels fine now, but if I can work out and it's screaming at me for the next five days so I can't do anything physical, then it gets better. I go, oh, time to work out again. That's no way to live.

What are you going to do? Red Sox playing defense all of a sudden like they're the fucking world beaters. Turning double play. Tough double plays. Diving. Who cares? I agree. Who really cares?

I understand. I got nothing. I live such a boring life. I really don't have anything to add. I took two Advil PM last night, which usually puts me into a sugar-like coma. Yet again, 521, I woke up. I don't know why, but went right back to sleep. I usually take one, but it says adults too.

And I've got to tell you, I feel rested today, but I've got no memory. It took me 20 minutes to start my car. I can remember where the button was. It's fucking creepy. Let's get to it. Dershowitz in shock. This is Dershowitz talking.

He was watching what was going on in the Trump thing. I have observed, and remember this, this is a guy who's the president of Harvard Law School, who's the face of Harvard Law School. Brilliant, brilliant guy. And he's been doing this forever. I observed and participated in trials throughout the world, he said. I have seen justice and injustice in China, Russia, Ukraine, England, France, Italy, Israel, as well as in nearly 40 of 50 states. But in my 60 years, he says, as a lawyer, oy vey, and law professor, I have never seen a spectacle such as the one I observed sitting in the front row of the courthouse on Tuesday.

The judge in Donald Trump's trial, this is Berkowitz still, I mean, Berkowitz is my agent, Dershowitz, confusing my tribe, was an absolute tyrant, though he appeared to the jury to be a benevolent despot. He seemed automatically to be ruling against the defendant at every turn. And Dershowitz is right down the middle as you can get when it comes to the law. You know, he's a Democrat, but whatever. Let's check some of this, what he has to say. I'll tell you, I've been in courtrooms for 60 years. I've never seen a spectacle like that. The judge absolutely imploded. He absolutely blew up when Costello dared to raise an eyebrow about some of his rulings. I raised my eyebrows. My eyes rolled. I stared him down.

I've never heard so many erroneous rulings in such a brief period of time. And then you, you, you know, Cohen passed right by me. He brushed his leg next to mine. I was so close to him. Again, I've rarely seen so many lies. He swears under oath that he would not have accepted a pardon. He wouldn't have accepted a pardon. He had already told Costello he would do anything to avoid going to prison. Lie, cheat, steal, do anything. But he wouldn't have accepted a pardon from Donald Trump. That was such a clear lie.

And then the judge refuses to grant the motion saying, well, you know, if Cohen lied, you got 12 New Yorkers here. 12 New Yorkers will see through the lies. Not if the 12 New Yorkers desperately want to make sure that Trump doesn't run for president, doesn't become president. So the judge is abdicating his responsibility. He should grant an acquittal. There is no evidence, zero evidence that Trump knew about the way in which the money was booked, whether it was a legal expense or reimbursement for an expense. No evidence that Trump had any knowledge of that. Counselor. Counselor.

Can you imagine the judge saying there's 12 New Yorkers who will see through those? It's almost like he's saying it doesn't matter. He's a New Yorker. We know how they feel about you. It's almost like he's implying that. This is fucking outrageous. Many experienced lawyers raised their eyebrows when the judge excluded, obviously, relevant evidence when offered by the defense, while including irrelevant evidence

offered by the prosecution. But when the defense's only substantive witness, the experienced attorney Robert Costello, raised his eyebrows at one of the New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchant's rulings, the court went berserk. Losing his cool and showing his thin skin, the judge cleared the courtroom of everyone, including the media. And then Dershowitz said, for some reason I was allowed to stay and I observed one of the most remarkable

wrongheaded biases I have ever seen. The judge actually threatened to strike all of Costello's testimony if he raised his eyebrows again. Fucking kindergarten teacher? Yeah. threatened to strike all of Costello's testimony if he raised his eyebrows again. Yeah, exactly. The judge's threat was absolutely outrageous, unethical, unlawful, and petty. You're out of order. You're out of order. The whole trial is out of order. out of order. The whole trial is out of order. That was Trump.

Moreover, his effect while issuing that unconstitutional threat revealed his utter contempt for the defense and anyone who testified for the defendant. The public should have been able to see the judge in action, but because the case is not being televised, because they knew.

They knew ahead of time. The public has to rely on the biased reporting of partisan journalists. Exactly. And even they're having a hard time of defending this. Even on the left, they were going, well, Cohen's a liar. This does not help except for one guy, this jerk off Lawrence O'Donnell on MSNBC. He used to write for the West Wing, just a stuffy old jerk-up, almost trying to justify what Cohen did in stealing the 30 grand, saying he was just trying to balance what he thought he should get as a ball.

Can you fucking imagine reversing it if somebody on Fox said that about Trump? But the public was even denied the opportunity to hear from journalists who saw the judge in action because he cleared the courtroom. Wow, real transparent. Unbelievable. We are fees-ucked. This country is fees-ucked. Anyhow, let's go on to the next one, shall we?

Nice segue, Nick. I don't give a rat's tits. Deadly force, really? This will get you even more crazy. The Department of Justice authorized the use of deadly force when FBI agents swarmed former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence in August of 2022, looking for classified documents, according to court filings. Agents in the August 8th raid were tasked with seizing classified information, national defense information, and U.S. government records, reads to an operation, auto-revealed,

and evidence as part of Trump's criminal case involving the allegedly mishandled documents and floor. They even used fake, they printed out things that said top secret and put them on, like at Kinko's, and then put them on the boxes before they took pictures of it. The authorities also were told to conceal their law enforcement equipment. And they told them to come armed with ammo, handcuffs, and medium and large size bolt cutters. Notes are filing by the lawyers for the former president. They're going to use deadly force

to check out whether somebody's got paperwork. Don't you move, you motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. According to the lawyers, Todd Blanche, Todd Blanche and Christopher Keis, the nearly 10-hour unconstitutional search swept through the Palm Beach estate's gym and kitchen. I'd say the kitchen is more likely if Trump, the gym, as well as the bedroom suite. We know he's a killer in the bedroom.

A former first lady, Melania Trump, and the bedroom of the couple's teenage son, Barron Trump. The fuck would he, what would he have? He's now 6'11". FBI agents only discovered classified documents in a basement storage room, an office of the former president, and rooms adjacent to the office, as opposed to Biden, who kept them in the garage next to his car. The government says Trump illegally removed the documents, which include national defense information from the White House, while the former president says he has done nothing illegal. It means sit on this, cocksucker. Donald, Donald, can you imagine bringing your guns and ammo?

I mean, you know what this, we know they're Marxist, these fucks, but we didn't realize, I know they're Marxist government-wise, but I didn't realize they were going to take it to this extent just to give you a preview if they win. And like Trump said, if they can do it to him, you don't think they're going to do it to some, they're already trying to get rid of a bunch of Republicans in Arizona.

They're suing them for different shit. I'm talking about politicians. The left is already trying to like douche. Do the right, the Republicans, do you know how to, are you not good lawyers? Do you know how to fight back? You might not have to,

because this is also transparent, but I don't know. Who's left to say it's, who's left to say what they're doing is outrageous? also transparent, but I don't know. Who's left to say what they're doing is outrageous? Dershowitz? I don't know. Anyways, in the second half of the show, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, that's gentlemen and enemies.

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Just go to nickdip.com and click on store. Again, that's nickdip.com. Click on store. Thank you guys so much. See you soon. Everybody knows you never go full retard. In our West Coast Stupid segment tonight, the parents of a California middle school student,

once again, when it opens up with California, you almost know where it's going, are calling on their son's principal to be fired after they say he was discriminated against over his beliefs. St. Bonaventure Catholic school student Jimmy Hayward, who was running for, get this, this is the title, Commissioner of School Spirit and Patriotism, operative word patriotism, was completely humiliated after Principal Mary Fuck Flock, Fuck Flock, nobody will.

There's those glasses that say, I'm offended by anything a Republican says. Why would you hire this twat? After Principal Mary Flock barred him from giving his speech. Not a teacher, the principal. At a school election rally, his parents say, look at her, can't you just tell by those glasses? You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. I think that's making cunts.

Oh my God. Hayward's mother, Hattie Ruggles. Have you had the Hattie Ruggles? Delicious. Delicious. The key is you don't overcook them. They dry out. The Ruggles get all dried out. The Hattie part, I don't mind. It's a little stringy. Hattie Ruggles? That's a fucking, that sounds like a name for a Disney show for girls on,

like young girls. Hannah Montana, Hattie Ruggles. The struggles of Hattie Ruggles. Hayward's mother, Hattie Ruggles, claims her son was told to remove, remember what I said about the word patriotism in the title, all parts about patriotism. Just think of that statement alone from his campaign speech, or he would not be allowed to deliver it before the school assembly

now you want to think she's just left wing on shit like this how about it just from that statement you know everything about her she's an intolerant witch fucking a maybe women shouldn't have been given the vote sorry just the right wingers we didn't know how to decide. Anyways, yeah. Wouldn't allow him to deliver it before the assembly if he didn't listen to her. In the speech, the student talks about some outrageous shit. Like the importance of showing respect to veterans. Imagine she has a problem with that. Paying attention during the national anthem.

They even play it there? She's the principal, they let the national anthem be played? Or when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. She'll be trying to get rid of those too soon. Jimmy stood up and said, kiss my grits with very strong language. Jimmy stood up, gave her the bird, then spread his ass cheeks.

Jimmy stood up to her and said he wasn't going to take the parts about patriotism out of his speech. And I love it. That means he was raised right. If it's so obvious that a young kid like this can see it. Ruggles wrote in Change.org petition. Isn't Change.org real left-wing shit?

I don't know. Calling on Flock to be fired. Apparently not. She then told him he would not be speaking. fired apparently not she then told him he would not be speaking Jimmy sat on stage with all the other candidates while they said their speeches he had to sit there listen all the other speeches Mary flock directed the kids hosting the rally to skip Jimmy entirely again symptoms nobody no no no lack of dick entirely. Again, symptoms, nobody, no, no,

lack of dick when she was young and carrying a chip on her shoulder. Good name, Flock, because that's what she does. She's not a leader. She's in the middle of the flock like everybody else. He was on the stage for an hour in front of his peers, teachers,

parents, being completely humiliated by Mary Flock. You fucking whore. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. Jimmy got a good one in. After Hayward was barred from delivering his speech, his father, Ed Hayward, I was hoping it was Ironhead, but he's dead. Football player with a steelers. Confronted the school principal and vice principal at the assembly

and accused them of not letting his son speak because his views don't align with theirs, according to Ruggles. Anybody want to argue that point? How the fuck could she even defend herself? The principal then called the Huntington Beach police, as lefties will do. They'll fucking mouth off, and then when there's any pushback, let's call the authorities. It's sort of what Marxists do, right?

Bring in the political police. They'll make them take courses and re-educate him. The principal then called in the Huntington Beach police. They came in guns ablaze and they thought it was Trump to remove the upset father. You can't get upset, see if you're a dad. Whom Ruggles said had already moved away from students and faculty. After officers showed up and talked with Hayward,

they told him he was free to stay and watch the rest of the families in attendance. Wow, that's big of you guys. Huh? Can you fucking imagine? He was running for whatever, the word patriotism was in the title. And his thing was patriotism?

I would love to hear the other speeches. How sanitized were they? Probably weren't. Kids are brainwashed. I don't understand how she's the principal at a Catholic school. Although, I mean, you look at it, the immigration problem.

That's part of the infiltration process. Yeah. Yeah, but how do you get in there? How'd she get her foot in the door? Who fucking let her in? Some emasculated guy, that's who. Yeah, she's the seed that'll spew, that

school you'll be able to recognize it probably in a few years. I don't know, I don't care how long she's been there. What are you fucking just looking at her? You can't judge a book by its cover? Bullshit. Ugh. Ugh. I have stomach slash

advil PM nausea. Huh? Huh? Oh, God. I just got a wave of it. God, I could puke right now. I just got a wave of it. Ooh. God, I could puke right now. I don't do that.

My wife goes, uh. Nope. Me either. Me either. I'd rather have somebody shit on my head than throw up. I throw up with such ferocity. I'm doing a headstand on the toilet. I'm holding the side of the toilet.

I'm straight up. And I break blood vessels. It's like I hated it as a kid. Fuck, I don't know if sleeping good was worth it. I'm trying to burp here. Watch this. Yeah. Oh, God. Sorry, folks. It's what happens. For those of you guys on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show.

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