The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Black Bullies of BLM | Nick DiPaolo Show #397
Episode Date: August 19, 2020Lying lefties of the DNC. The hate of Marquise Love. A postal worker stealing Trump signs. Thank you Johan from Stockholm for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE!... MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir
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Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo here.
Have you had enough of the bullshit?
And by bullshit, I mean Nancy Pelosi's of the world,
or the Governor Whitmer's, or the Adam Schiff's,
or the Hillary fucking Clinton's.
Have you had enough?
Yeah, most people have.
I think we're learning that through the coronavirus,
who the real power hungry people are,
who are trying to shut down people like me and our voices.
Me, Steven Crowder, whoever, Michelle Malkin.
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So, enjoy. I'm out. Ah! Ah! Yeah. Hello.
Welcome to the show.
How are you, folks?
On a Wednesday from the great state of Georgia.
If you're wearing a mask, you're a fag.
Anyways, being played like a violin.
That's strictly for fags.
I'm going to call it by its name.
It's fags.
What is going on, folks?
Huh?
I don't know.
I got to stop fucking binging.
Fuck, midnight.
Half a jar of fucking... You know what?
What's the red shit you pick up with chips?
Salsa?
The red shit you pick up with chips.
I ate seven banana popsicles.
Banana popsicles.
Haven't seen them since I was a kid.
Only in Georgia.
It's still 1968 down there.
Go to this place called Red and White.
Big cellophane bag, about, I don't know, 40 banana popsicles.
The kind with the two sticks, the real popsicles.
They taste more like banana than a real banana.
I don't know what kind of chemicals.
I'm going to have a lump on both my tits by the time I'm done with this bag.
Ate seven of them last night.
Then half a bag of goldfish.
This is all around midnight.
Then I wonder why I have shit cramps in the morning.
Oh, and a turkey sandwich with Calabria peppers I put on it.
This is all between 11.45 and 12.30.
Wonder why I got the gobble gobble?
Anyways,
don't worry about it.
I'll get cancer soon and I'll be fucking ripped.
What is going on?
Did you watch the goddamn depressing infomercial?
Uh,
night two of the DNC.
They're doing it virtually.
We talked about it yesterday and it's have,
they got the worst ratings Monday night.
Just what I said.
Didn't even know it.
Predicted it.
Nobody's watching it.
I got to believe that makes Trump excited when the ratings are in the toilet.
I don't know.
You know, I still say, President, you should do a real convention with live people.
president, you should do a real convention with live people
if you want to make them
wear masks just to appease the fags.
Make them wear
masks, make them sit six.
He gets 15,000 to a rally,
so do 50% of the door.
Have 7,500 people spread out.
Think
about it.
At least it'll show, hey, this guy has balls
because you know what?
Small businesses are dying out there.
The lifeblood of this country.
This is all a fucking hoax.
I'm going to show a clip later on of this vet, military vet who was in probably Iraq or whatever.
He's younger than me.
And he goes to some city council meeting.
I don't know where it was, Philly, and he lets the politicians have it.
He couldn't be more right on the money.
And as far as, yeah, again, pick up an Illuminati book.
You can check off the steps.
Dividing us.
Getting rid of anything that unites us, like sports.
It's a ploy.
Make me a sandwich.
Make me a fucking sandwich.
In our make me a sandwich segment today, right off the bat,
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
They gave her one minute at the DNC, 60 seconds.
That shows how ballest they are.
They're like, we'll give them a little bit to let them know
we haven't abandoned the far left.
That's who we really are.
But we can't give her more than that.
Bill Clinton, he wasn't even on primetime.
He has been pushed.
That's how far left this goddamn
party is bill clinton is an afterthought now
not even in primetime but aoc uh i think she started it off and just just a fucking
moron that's all I got to say.
And remember, she didn't grow up in the Bronx.
She grew up in this fucking super white suburb that boarded my town up in Westchester.
And, well, here's what she had to say.
Good evening, bienvenidos, and thank you to everyone here today endeavoring towards a better, more just future for our country and our world.
In fidelity and gratitude to a mass people's movement working to establish 21st century social, economic, and human rights,
including guaranteed health care, higher education, living wages, and labor rights for all people in the United States.
A movement striving to recognize and repair the wounds of racial injustice, colonization, pause, misogyny, colonization, anything you like about the country, cunt, anything you ungrateful witch
misogyny point to another country where all this shit doesn't exist
this is the fairest country on the planet and everybody knows it it's why everybody tries to
sneak in here this hasn't dawned on her yet.
Apparently she didn't think about this shit
when she was making up Long Island iced teas
and margaritas at shit bills
in the Bronx.
Go ahead, titty.
...and homophobia.
And to propose and build reimagined
systems of immigration
and foreign policy that
turn away from the violence and xenophobia
of our past.
Paz, you fucking little rat.
Oh, fucking idiot!
Well, of course.
Turn away from our xenophobia past.
Every country
came about through violence beating up some
other people. Do you understand that you
fucking moron who said that who the fuck said that aoc sergeant
who just signed his own death warrant aoc sergeant sir yes sir probably blew people's ears out
holy shit have some more salt, will you?
Let her, why didn't they show her tits?
Why didn't they shoot her from the tits up?
That's all that she's worth.
Go ahead.
A movement that realizes the unsustainable brutality of an economy that rewards explosive inequalities
of wealth for the few.
Pause.
So you want an economy where we all have the same,
make the same shit.
This is out and out pledge for socialism.
Oh my God, how the fuck?
Oh, fucking idiot.
Okay, go ahead, Roz.
Expense of long-term stability for the many
and who organized a historic grassroots campaign
to reclaim our democracy in a time when millions of people in the United States are looking
for deep, systemic solutions to our crises of mass evictions, unemployment, and lack of health care.
Pause, pause, pause, pause. You.
Mass evictions?
What are you talking about?
Trump's not letting anybody get evicted,
you lying hoe.
What are you talking about?
Mass unemployment brought on by a pandemic.
Like Joe Biden could stop a pandemic.
Guy can't stop his bladder from fucking working
at three in the morning
and his PJs.
What are you talking about?
How much do you hate that?
She really thinks,
and again,
she's a product of the
educational system
in this country
from the last 30 years.
She really thinks
this is the worst place on earth.
Everything she just said
points to, you know, a socialist.
Let me tell you people out there who are so obsessed with equality.
People like AOC and the fucking left, they don't want equality of opportunity,
which is what this country was built on and what it's about.
They want equality of outcome.
They want everybody to make the same amount of money, to dress the same, to look the
same. Read your history. It's never worked anywhere. I wonder how much your fucking dress is worth. Go ahead.
Espiritu del Pueblo and out of a love for all people, I hereby second the nomination
of Senator Bernard Sanders of Vermont
for President of the United States of America.
Who the fuck said that?
AOC.
Who's the slimy little communist
shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here
who just signed his own death warrant?
Sir, AOC, sir.
She's nominating Bernie Sanders.
I tell you, I like this little spick.
Even though I lost, she believes in me.
People are sick and tired.
Sick and tired of the pandemic.
Trump invented the pandemic in his basement.
Him and Mike Pence got a Petri dish.
Unbelievable.
Blame him, Trump.
Don't even mention the greatest economy in the history of America when this shit hit.
And like I said, Billy, yes, sir.
We have the video of AOC at her job, her old job.
Oh, my God.
You guys remember what she did, right?
For a living.
She wasn't even good at that.
Look at this.
This is her.
Oh, fucking idiot. Where are drinks?
They're on the floor.
Wait a minute.
Throws in a couple Spanish words.
That's fucking racist.
You're in the United States.
The language is English.
Learn it.
Breathe it.
Live it.
Then speak Spanish. Don't have a problem with it. I'm just it, breathe it, live it. Then speak Spanish.
Don't have a problem with it. I'm just saying master the first one first.
Then Bill Clinton had to speak. They had Jimmy Carter. Oh my God. Can I make a prediction? I
give him, I would say six months. That's too much. What is this, August? I'd say November.
He's going to die early November.
Oh, did you hear him?
He's got that, oh my God, death is knocking on my door.
Man, I was living in the country for a while.
I beat cancer, brain cancer.
I still lost after pussy.
Sounds a lot like Bill Clinton.
But they had Jimmy do a voiceover of the poor guy.
I met him on the Tonight Show.
I liked him.
He liked my comedy.
That's enough for me.
Horrible president.
But I got a picture of me and him shaking hands at Camp David.
He goes, he asked me, he goes, send me your CD.
I go, Mr. President, I don't think you want to hear what's on there.
And he just laughed.
I kind of like him.
Horrible president. but go ahead.
This is Bill Clinton. Again, he wasn't even on primetime. That's how much the party has moved left. Good evening. Hello. A presidential election is the world's most important job interview.
How do you feel? At the end, we hire a leader to help us solve problems, create opportunities,
and give our kids better tomorrows. That's a tall order this year, with the COVID-19 outbreak on a path to killing 200,000 people
and destroying millions of jobs and small businesses.
How did Donald Trump respond?
At first, he said the virus was under control and would soon disappear.
When it didn't, he was on TV every day bragging on what a great job he was doing.
When our scientists waited to give
us vital information. At least he wasn't getting his
asshole licked under the desk. When he didn't like the expert
advice he was given, he ignored it.
Only when COVID exploded
in even more states did he encourage people
to wear masks. That's right.
Many more were dying. Pause.
Again, remember,
you don't think he was part of the fucking,
you don't think he was a Freemason and a Bilderberg group.
These people have all been created in the labs.
He did his part.
He's the best salesman ever.
I don't care what you think of him.
He's a fucking killer politician with that charm and that, you know.
But he's doing his part, telling you to keep those masks on and shit,
when we all know this is going to go away the day after the election. Go ahead, Billy.
When asked about the surge in deaths, he shrugged and said, it is what it is. But did it have to be
this way? No. COVID hit us much harder than it had to. We have just 4% of the world's population,
but 25% of the world's COVID cases.
Our unemployment rate is more than twice as high as South Korea's,
two and a half times the United Kingdom's,
more than three times Japan's.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
We have a major industrial economy to have its unemployment rate tripled. Yeah, we're over here
Hello at a time like this the Oval Office should be a command center
Instead it's a storm center. There's only chaos
Just one thing never changes his determination to deny responsibility and shift the blame
The buck never stops there
Don't say
a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this
telephone in your head.
Yeah, you never blamed anybody.
Your wife didn't blame the fucking
what did she call it?
The right wing
conspiracy. Remember?
Every day she was on TV.
The vast right wing conspiracy to ruin her and her husband.
And yabba-dee-yab-yab-yab.
Is that what you're pinning your hopes on, Democrats?
Again, I said this on Glenn Beck, and he laughed at me, and his sidekicks laughed at me when I said,
well, yeah, they're going to blame him for the COVID, but people are going to see through that, aren't they?
I hope.
Please let me be right so I can call Glenn Beck and bust his ball.
What did this man do, everybody, when things got worse?
He didn't, until everybody had COVID, asked to put on masks. And by the way, I was on a plane with Jeffrey Epstein and yeah,
a girl rubbed my neck.
Living with that pig face, dog face, thick ankle hole can get very stressful.
Shoulders tighten up.
You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that?
So they pushed him off primetime, Billy Boy.
That's bad news for Hillary.
And bad news for you.
They hit him with five shots and he's still alive.
Well, that's bad news for me.
And bad news for you if you don't make that deal.
Well, that's bad news for me and bad news for you if you don't make that deal.
So finally, remember we were saying when Biden kept fucking up and making these gaffes the last six months, I said, you know damn well they're going to fucking film all this and have it for the election while they're on top of it.
I don't know who Trump hired to do these campaign videos, but man, they are right on the money.
A couple came out.
Yes, they've been coming out all week.
The fight has begun.
And just these two ads, I don't know how Biden's going to survive.
But then again, people already have their minds made up.
If they hate, you could show, you know, Biden finger popping on an 11-year- and they'd be, ah, fucking that's that's deep state video shit.
What do they call that shit? Deep fake. Yeah, deep fake.
It's magic. Well, here's here's one that really kicks Biden right in his big clam.
Go ahead.
He went.
He went.
He became president.
I didn't go. What are we doing?
What's going on right now?
And in addition to that, in addition to that, we have to make sure that we are in a position that we are.
Think about it. Everybody is known from day one. to make sure that we are in a position that we are.
Think about it. Everybody has known from day one
how smart, how bright Hillary is.
Everybody knows how tough she is.
You know, the rapidly rising
in with,
with, I don't know.
So be successful.
I sincerely hope some of you become millionaires and billionaires.
I mean that.
But engage.
You know, there's a, during World War II, you know, Roosevelt came up with a thing that you know was totally different than a
Then the this call he called the you know
You have a warming cut sucker, you know that you fucking hypocrite
Commander-in-chief it's more than just a job
Whoa, whoa, what's this?
What are you doing?
Fucking Raz
What is this?
No, it wasn't
Do you even look at the numbers I sent you?
Huh?
I did, and I'm pretty sure it's an entire video
It was just the answer
It was like Oh,, it was like.
Oh, for the love of, well, make a judgment.
Does that look like it belongs on the?
Anyways, did I put entire video?
Let's take a look.
God damn it.
I'm going to be wrong again.
I keep doing this to myself.
I keep doing this to myself.
I think when you go to edit or something,
it changes the time codes or something.
I don't fucking know.
You can leave this in the show too.
It's fun.
Creates tension at home with the viewers.
What am I looking for?
The Biden thing, right?
Yeah. I don't see any time, Coach.
But again, come on.
Knicks 0 for 6 with those arguments.
Next.
They hit him twice.
Here's a good one.
Showing how much he loves black people.
Keep this in mind, black people.
You don't have to vote Democrat.
And this is why.
This guy is not fit to run a goddamn Waffle House.
You really think he can run the country? Honest to God. But again, they know that, don't they? Because he's not going to run a goddamn Waffle House. You really think he can run the country? Honest to
God. But again, they know that, don't they?
Because he's not going to run the country.
He's just a puppet.
Here's
another ad. They say it's titled
the Joe Biden they are hiding from you.
They're not hiding from us.
He's fucking hiding himself.
They're trying to get him out of the house. He's like, can't do it.
Murder, she wrote, is coming on in 10 minutes.
And I got to take my insure and hit the sack.
All right, here it is.
Unlike the African-American community,
with notable exceptions,
the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community.
Oh!
Wow.
Do you have a problem figuring out
whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black?
The racist.
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
My Democratic colleagues don't like me saying this.
I think the two-party system is good for the South and good for the Negro, good for the
black.
The Negro?
And other than the fact that they still call me boy i don't think they've
i think they've changed their mind
you're gonna put y'all back in change
the first sort of mainstream These three purple Americans who are human and bright and clean and white looking guys.
I mean, it's got the story for a bit.
It was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputation of two United States senators who built their reputation and career on the segregation of race in this country.
Are you going to apologize?
For what? For what?
Ooh.
You want him running the country?
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Yeah, you do.
It's good for the
Negro, he said
in 1996. Don't give me
that smart-alecky shit.
Black people, come on.
Who's more honest about race?
And black people appreciate honesty, especially when it comes to race.
They just want to know where you stand.
Biden.
We didn't even show when he said to the black guy, remember, no, I'm not taking a cognitive test.
You a junkie? You taking cocaine before the show?
Tell them black people,
you're not black if you're having trouble voting for me.
Oh my goodness.
That's more racism than Trump has
ever doled out.
But you keep voting. Stay on that plantation.
Ugh. I don't know who did those. Something tells me Steve Bannon had his hand in those, that dramatic
snapshots of Biden. Well, as this is what we call a follow up on a story.
Remember we showed in Portland that poor white kid and his girlfriend being pulled out of their truck after they were chased and crashed?
And Antipa and the anarchists and all the people who, you know, work for the Democrat Party, their militia.
Remember?
And then they pushed this kid around and kicked him in the face.
Well, they know who did the kicking. Black kid, surprise! Biracial, actually. That's why he's angry. He
doesn't know who he is, where he fits in. But right now, it's very hip to be on the black side
of things, so that's what he was. Ugh, you fucking. That's the guy guy Marquise Love.
That's his name.
So look at him.
I suck cock.
You should though.
And I love it.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
Here's the clip.
They found him. I guess he's still on the loose though.
They know who he is.
I should, they identified him.
But let's show it again.
How this all unfolded right from the beginning.
again how this all unfolded right from the beginning. Back up, bro, back up.
I'm trying.
Hey, stop doing.
Dumb mother.
Stop doing.
That's all me.
Hey, don't reach the side.
Back up, bro, back up, back up, back up, bro.
Sit down, sit down.
Sit the down.
Shut it off.
No, no.
Back up, bro.
Back up, bro.
Back up, bro.
Back up, bro.
Sit down, bro.
Sit the down.
Back up, bro.
Shut it off.
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back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up,
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Pause.
You ain't going nowhere, bro.
Sit your ass down.
This is fucking surreal.
I ain't going anywhere?
Who the fuck are you?
Oh, once again, they outnumber him 10 to 1.
Real tough kids.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Keep your hands where I can see them. Come on. Away! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Loser!
Try to run people over?
That's true.
Stupid bitch.
Who knows?
You don't think that kid's going to suffer some permanent?
He's out of the hospital, but you don't think that's going to fucking leave him a little weird?
out of the hospital, but you don't think that's gonna fucking leave a
little weird?
Police spokesman
said Love was identified by multiple
sources, including
the video. He's just a
bitch.
Hainer has been released
from the hospital and is
recovering.
Hainer had been defending that white
kid who just got the shit kicked out.
He was defending a transgender woman
from being mugged when the mob turned
on him.
I thought the
transgender LGBT, I thought
these guys were on the same side of a...
Police said they're investigating
a possible robbery that may have started
the incident, trying to locate a
transgender woman who had some of her things stolen in the area. Cops called on Love to turn himself in.
They warned the public not to try to contact Love after some of his personal information
was posted online. So why wouldn't you want to help turn him in? Good, they doxed him.
to help turn him in.
Good, they doxed him.
Investigators urge the public to not do this
as it can be dangerous,
Cobb said.
Also, the information
circulating on social media
is not always accurate.
You think?
So he's on the loose.
What a bitch.
What a fucking bitch.
Getting a running start and kicking a kid in the face while he's sitting down. Could you be any more of a bitch? I know you're angry because you're
biracial and you don't know where you fit in, but that's what you chose. Let's see what happens to
him. What's he going to do, a week of community service? Is that enough?
I get sucker punched.
Nobody wanted to, no lawyers wanted to take the case.
The fucking, the DA in the county was some broad.
She could have fucking, she couldn't have cared less.
Just didn't give a fuck because you know why?
I didn't have brain damage.
They're like, do you have permanent?
No,
but so is that how it works?
I can wind up and suck upon somebody.
And if they,
you know,
they're not crippled,
nothing happens.
Well,
hat,
that's how it is when a girl hits you.
Yes.
Rogan goes, I would have Rogan goes, I would have
Rogan goes, I would
have leg whipped that bitch.
I got a visual of Rogan doing
this to this girl.
All my friends are like, you didn't hit her.
I go, dude, you've been telling me
for the last 20 years to calm down.
Now you want me to fuck up a girl?
I thought I was going to hear a lot of,
hey, good, you kept your cool.
They were all like, why didn't you hit her back?
I would have fucked her up.
I'm a nice guy, I guess.
Oh, you don't like that piece of chat.
More tough guy.
More black bullies on the loose.
BLM tough guy threatens to kill 16-year-old,
it says, kid.
Again, let me fix the headline.
Black BLM tough guy threatens to kill 16-year-old white kid.
That's not what it says, but this is what it is.
For wearing a MAGA hat.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. what it is for wearing a MAGA hat.
Here he is threatening some
six-year-old white kid with a MAGA hat.
Real tough guy.
Turn it up. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit, bro.
You in my shit, bro.
You in my shit, bro.
You in my shit, bro.
Get the fuck off my shit, nigga.
Nigga, you get the fuck off my shit, too, bro.
I just did like, nigga.
Yeah, think about it again, bro.
If you keep following me, I'm gonna punch your shit, nigga.
Bro, quit fucking following me.
I'm just filming.
All right, then go the fuck over there with it, bro.
Quit fucking following me with it.
Bro, I'm gonna beat y'all ass, bro. Get away from me. I'm just filming. I think go over there with it, bro. Quit fucking following me with it. Bro, I'm gonna beat y'all ass, bro.
Get away from me.
I'm just filming.
Stay away from that.
Y'all gonna tolerate that?
Come on.
There's something wrong with the black man's mind.
There's something wrong with his mind.
All right, kill it.
If I could, I'd grab this microphone.
I'd beat your brains out with it
because that's what you deserve.
That's what you deserve.
Real tough guy, huh?
Get the shit out of my face, grabbing his dick.
I hate to say this, but you know those white racists in Alabama
back in the 40s and 50s blocking schoolyards
and not letting black kids go to school?
You know, the real race is it.
You're starting to make them look smart.
I'm not condoning it.
I'm just saying people today like him and the kid who kicked the guy in the face,
every bit is ignorant, if not more so.
You're making black people look real bad.
And that's not the case.
And that's not the case.
He probably had,
he don't know who his dad is or whatever the fuck
and his mother probably,
you know.
Your mom's a whore.
Your mom's a whore.
That was a quick song.
The fuck happened to that clip?
I wrote that.
It took me two weeks.
Get the
camera out of my face. Is that grab my
dick, yo? What's
with the dick grabbing?
Huh? I asked about
that. And you know what it is? The answer was
black guys. Because they're so
it's
almost like they're trying to hold in their alpha
male macho. That was the answer. That they're so, it's almost like they're trying to hold in their alpha male macho.
That was the answer.
That they're so, you know,
whatever.
Raz, you do know. I've seen you do it.
You got mad at me a few times. You went, come on, man.
What the fuck?
Hey, folks,
I want to thank you for contributing
to the show.
Not contributing enough because look at this shirt.
I'm a farmer with a necktie on.
No, you guys have been great.
One-time contributions at nickdip.com since yesterday.
Let me put on my, oh, here we go with a Mike Hunt.
We were saying that in fourth grade.
People still think it's funny.
You ever hear that?
I don't think it was the Jerky Boys.
It was another guy.
I brought this up on the show before
and people told me who it was.
But another guy that used to make prank calls
and he calls like this bar
and I think it was in Hell's's kitchen in new york you know on
the west side some bar that's been there and this old guy who's a miserable fuck that works there
so the kid on the phone goes yeah i ask if mike hunt is there then you hear the old guy go
is it my cunt here my cunt is there a man
no no there's no my cunt here and then the kid starts giving him shit
yeah you're a fucking asshole
what
you come down here see it to my face you little cocksucker
he goes I'll slit your belly open
I'll slit your belly open
that's old school
anyways Mike Mike Hunt is, Maryland, what he's saying is Mike Hunt is hairy,
it doesn't even work out like that, but it's very cute, Maryland, Raymond C. Sandage, Utah,
Jennifer Peterson, Michigan, what do you look like, Jen?
The ghost of Frank Rizzo.
The ghost of Frank Rizzo.
You're a crumb creep.
There's the voice of Frank Rizzo, Pennsylvania.
Lisa Page, California.
Michael Todd, Massachusetts.
Wayne Vivia, Oklahoma. Kathy Smith, Connecticut.
Tyler Moore, Ohio.
Crispy Tissue.
Crispy Tissue.
What the fuck?
Canada.
James Harris, the quarterback.
Japan.
Michael, uh, God, the Italian names give me the fucking hardest.
I want to say, uh, when there's two C's, it's hard.
When it's one, it's a soft's a soft season chick-a-lazy sicilese sicilese sicilese johnny new jersey uh kevin schrader
arizona lucas knox minnesota and new monthly supporters at patreon john mucilla and patty
flores have signed up to be monthly subscribers.
Thank all of you very much.
As you know.
Wait a minute, Raz.
The fuck?
Jesus Christ.
This guy.
What was I going to say?
As you know.
Now he's listening.
As you know,
oh yeah,
YouTube
is fucking with us a little bit,
which is good news and bad news.
It means the show's making enough of a splash
where we're on the radar.
But they're unsubscribing people
and fucking with your button.
So again, make sure
that's not happening to you
and tell your friends about it.
Okay?
It's big tech.
They don't like us.
You know?
If I could dig Steve Jobs up and fuck him in the face, I would.
Question from Patreon member.
Johan from Stockholm.
Hey, Nick, what is the Bilderberg Group book your wife is reading?
What?
Right now.
Shit's got me intrigued.
Is there a documentary?
Alex Jones Law.
Wait long enough and eventually Alex Jones will be vindicated.
She's not reading a Bilderberg group.
She's reading a book about the Illuminati.
I gave the name out yesterday.
Didn't I, Raz?
What is it?
The Illuminati, the secret society that hijacked the world.
Yes, the secret society that hijacked the world, Illuminati, the secret society that hijacked the world. Yes, the secret society that hijacked the world, Illuminati.
And the book I reference is The Truth About the Bilderberg Group.
So read both of those and you guys are going to be like, oh, my God.
It's going to fuck with your head.
I'm warning you.
Trigger warning.
What's going to happen is you're going to read that.
Then every time you watch the news or something, this is going to look silly, this stuff.
Republicans fighting and shit because it's so much bigger than that.
And it's all unfolding.
You're going to get your hair is going to stand up.
And like I told you, my buddy, the cop used to go undercover with white supremacist meetings and they were predicting all this shit.
Buddy the cop used to go undercover with white supremacist meetings,
and they were predicting all this shit.
But it's all unfolding using a pandemic to isolate the masses.
It's real.
And they lay this shit out 20 years in advance.
And yes, it's all real.
It started with the Freemasons, which was a good group.
They used to do work, you know what I mean?
And then that got infiltrated by the Illuminati,
which started, and some guys started
in Bavaria.
And the House of
Rothschild is where it took off
or some shit, but I gotta listen to the book, too.
It's between
that, the Pam Anderson
story. I can't make up a joke.
Badass citizen drops the hammer on Shasta County quarantine Nazis.
Blistering speech from California resident and war veteran Carlos Zacata.
This guy is my new hero.
He gets right in the Shasta City Council's face.
And listen to this.
It's not quite as dangerous as you thought it would be.
I was absolutely appalled and coward.
Talking about Colby.
I just didn't know what their masks on.
I don't blame you for wearing masks because I'd be hiding my face too if I was you for what you're doing.
It's absolutely horrendous what you're doing to these people.
I'm a business owner.
And I'm telling you, our families are starving.
You guys can sit here with your jobs.
You can sit here and you're going to get paid.
You can fall asleep in your chair like that gentleman's doing behind his mask right there.
Yeah.
Okay?
And I'm telling you right now that right now we're being peaceful.
And you better be happy that we're good citizens, that we're peaceful citizens.
But it's not going to be peaceful much longer.
Okay?
And this isn't a threat.
I'm not a criminal.
I've never been a criminal.
But I'm telling you that good citizens are going to turn into real concerned and revolutionary citizens real soon. And nobody else is going to say
that. I'm probably the only person that has a ball to say what I'm saying right now.
We're building, we're organizing, and we'll work with law enforcement or without
law enforcement. But you won't stop us when time comes because our families are
starving. And if you don't hear the seriousness of my voice, I hope you
open your ears and
you absolutely listen to what I'm saying. Because this is a warning for what's coming.
It's not going to be peaceful much longer. It's not going to be rah-rahs. It's not going
to be speeches. It's not going to be gathering outside, saying a pledge of allegiance. It's
not going to be waving flags. It's going to be real. When you've seen the things that
I've seen, I went to war for this country. I've seen the ugliest, dirtiest part of humanity.
I've been in combat. And I never want to go back again.
But I'm telling you what, I will to save this country.
If it has to be against our own citizens, it will happen.
And there's a million people like me, and you won't stop us.
Open the county.
Let our citizens do what they need to do.
Let owners of businesses do what they need to do to feed their families.
Take the masks off. Quit masking and muscling your children. The psychological damage you're
doing to them is horrible. I've had six friends kill themselves since it's happened. Veterans who
lost their jobs. How do you feel about being complicit in perpetuating that? The greatest
toast ever perpetuated on the American people and you're part of it by wearing your masks.
In Shasta County, we're supposed to be red country up here.
Not blue country, we're red country up here.
You want to go to war? Come on.
Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war, okay?
How good is this guy?
Right from the heart.
Everything he said was true.
Right from the heart.
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
I'm loving it.
That guy should run.
See, they don't get to see that.
They don't get faced.
It is our country, folks.
I know you might laugh at that.
It is run by us.
And you're being played.
I try not to laugh.
I want the CVS to pick up my blood thinners, my Lipitor.
But I see people with math and I try not to laugh. I'm talking
in their car in the parking lot by themselves.
You got to put it on
to go in the store. I have
one that says, fuck you, I'm fine.
But did he just not lay it out?
And he's right about people getting fed up and he goes, there's millions of us.
If you don't believe it, check the AR-15 sales.
I go online, I can't even get ammunition.
Something's happening.
Unbelievable.
You go to some online gun brokers and shit, and you look for certain AR-15s,
it's like out of stock, out of stock, out of stock.
They are making a killing. You know why?
Because people feel it coming.
I hope they're organizing.
I'm trying to organize my
street, but everybody's working.
I don't know what they're doing.
So
how about that guy?
He sounded like my coach in high school,
my defensive back coach, Davey Bettencourt.
You're all wearing masks, you're a bunch of pussies.
No, it was my coach.
He actually sounds like Ron Rodgers to my head coach in college
who was a fucking madman.
He goes, one day after practice, he makes us all gatherman. He goes, one day
after practice, he makes us all gather around.
He goes, he had a lisp.
Tough as nails, though.
I got a letter from some of the
cafeteria workers.
Some of you
so-called tough guys
are bullying some
of the other fucking students.
Will you want to try that shit with me?
Getting right in Lyman's face.
You want to take your fucking helmet on and go right now?
We're like this.
By the way, he dropped dead jogging
about two years after I graduated.
His son's like a Navy SEAL and shit.
But what a fucking...
When he got mad,
he broke a training table into firewood in like two seconds
after we lost to Lafayette, a third overtime loss in a row.
He chased us off the field.
We were up 36-15 at halftime and we lost.
Kid hits like a 40-odd field goal to end it.
He chased us off the field.
You see it in the video.
And then we get in the locker room.
He takes a training table, turns it over.
He's snapping the legs off it.
We're like this.
Our kicker was literally crying.
He still had his helmet on.
He's like.
Can't have coaches like that anymore.
But this is how great a coach he was right i don't
know why i'm digressing here but we we lost the first three games in overtime against rhode island
five overtimes it was the longest ncaa game it was the year they inserted that new overtime rule
you start from the 25 you get four downs whatever it was we were the first ones main to play in
five overtimes we lost went down to. We're winning with three minutes left.
Quarterback fumbles.
Kid for BU goes 80 yards.
Ties it up. We lose an
overtime there. Then we go down to Lafayette,
losing the last play of the game on a field goal.
And then we won the next eight in a
row. That's how good
a coach he is. He kept us together.
We won the conference. Conference champions.
If you saw me wearing that blue ring, that's what it was. That's why I like to feel you. He kept us together. We won the conference. Conference champions. If you saw me wearing that blue ring, that's what it was.
That's why I like to feel young.
Try to ignore my gray pubes and my
saggy nuts.
I take Metamucil
like I'm fucking Biden.
You can't eat 11 chicken wings breaded
and shit smoothly.
Doesn't happen. That was the medical portion of the show god bless that guy what was his name again we should get him on the show carlos
zakata in california by the way another person out there doing a great job for people who think
like this laura loomer she won the florida primary
she looks like a pretty ricky lake you've seen her she's the most banned women in america
she's been kicked off twitter youtube all of it uh will lead the republican ticket in florida's
21st congressional district after she defeated four other Republican primary candidates.
Laura Luma, who outraised and outworked the competition, will face off against Democrat
incumbent Lois Frankel. She won. I love it. I love you for helping me to construct of my life, Not a tavern, but a temple.
I love you because you have done so much to me.
What a weird show.
Lomer is currently beating all other candidates by 15 points.
Decision Desk HQ projects Laura Loma has won the Florida House District 21 Republican
Party. The race was called at
8.02 p.m.
Laura Loma's election night party in West Palm
Beach. We didn't have clips of that.
Did I send any clips? What do I got? Nothing.
We have a picture of her, though, when she went
to Nancy Pelosi's house. Remember
this a few years ago? I talked about it on the show.
Remember they were talking about sanctuary? As talked about it on the show. Remember
they were talking about sanctuary? You could, as long
as you got to this country, you could take sanctuary
or whatever the fuck. She brought, and
the guys that are with her,
I don't know if it's this guy, but she brought two
illegals with her.
I don't think that's one of them.
That looks like a white guy being an asshole.
Aye, aye,
aye, aye. I am the That looks like a white guy being an asshole.
Right on Pelosi's lawn.
She did all kinds of, and she's been booted from every platform.
How do you not love this broad?
Let's hope she smokes Lois Frankel.
I wonder what she stands for.
Another woman.
I'm very proud.
We got that veteran guy.
We got Laura Lohman kicking ass.
And then this woman from Baltimore, young, black, beautiful politician or trying to be,
who I think I've seen this before.
I don't know how new this clip is. But her name is Kim Classic.
K-L-A-C-I-K.
She's running against Kwasi Mfume for Congress in Baltimore.
He's a real whitey hater.
You can tell by his name.
Kwasi Mfume.
Anyways, she's running against him.
And you talk about a sharp.
This might be.
I'm not shitting you.
You guys think I'm crazy.
This might be a future president.
I mean, Obama fucked it up for a lot of black people who could become president.
He was such a dog shit president.
And a Marxist lying prick face.
But Michelle is very pretty.
She's the best.
This girl makes Michelle look like a dope.
Let's take a look at Kim Classic, again, from Baltimore. And she's going to show you what they're hiding in Baltimore.
Go ahead.
The Baltimore poverty rate is over 20%.
It's the black Barbie doll.
Homicide, drug, and alcohol deaths are skyrocketing in our city.
Do you believe black lives matter?
I do
The vast majority of crime in Baltimore
Is perpetrated against black people
Who make up 60% of the population
So why do we care about our community?
The Democrat Party
Have betrayed the black people of Baltimore
If the politicians
Walk the streets like I do
They would see exactly how their policies
and corruption affects us.
If they don't want to see it,
they don't want you to see this.
Go to any Baltimore neighborhood and ask this
question. Do you want to defund the police?
No.
No. Absolutely
not. I had three sons killed in
Baltimore City. And I
think if we defund the police office, it's going to be worse than that. Pause. Imagine had three sons killed in Baltimore City. And I think if we defund the police office,
it's going to be worse than that. Pause. Imagine losing three sons,
not in Vietnam, not in Iraq, right in the city you live in.
And you know what? He doesn't want to defund the police. They've already done a poll, 80% of black
people living under the poverty line. They don't want to defund. Of course they don't.
It's the stupidest thing ever.
How the fucking, you're going to run on that, Biden?
Good luck.
Go ahead.
So no, I'm opposed to that.
What are you going to defund the police for?
Why?
How do you defend your city, your community?
Families are losing people.
It's not just Baltimore.
The worst place for a black person to live in America is a Democrat-controlled city.
It's 2020.
Name a blue city where black people's lives have gotten better.
Try.
I'll wait.
Look at this.
How are children supposed to live here and play here?
Democrats think black people are stupid.
They think they can control us forever.
That we won't demand better and that we'll keep voting for them forever.
Despite what they've done to our families and our community.
Are they right?
I'm Kim Klasick and I'm running for Congress because I actually care about black lives.
All black lives matter.
Our communities matter.
Baltimore matters. And black people don't have to vote Democrat.
Just the facts, ma'am.
I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
I thought that was not great.
Wasn't that fucking great?
Is she not sharp?
I thought it would have been funny at the end, though.
She fell through the roof just to prove what a shithole.
Big smoke comes up.
I could be a great director.
So don't forget that, man.
Kim Classic, laying out
the truth in Baltimore.
And like she says,
every liberal in the city,
look at Seattle, look at Portland.
Those aren't even liberals.
Those are fucking radicals.
Far, far, far, far away.
Liberal used to be a good thing, but it's changed.
But and she's like a knockout what the fuck
for the love of jesus oh here we go we talked about the postal you know they're trying to
they've already set up the democrats have already they're starting another
fake story about trump, you know,
because impeaching didn't work.
Fucking Russiagate didn't work, right?
Ukrainian, remember the phone call?
All that shit is false.
Now, you know, we talked about yesterday, Trump is supposedly stealing mailboxes because
he doesn't want people using mail-in, which is total shit.
We disproved it yesterday.
If you go online, they remove mailboxes.
14,000 were removed under Obama.
They remove mailboxes that don't make enough money.
And I'm watching these dip Democrats going, they got caught red-handed.
No, they didn't.
So that's in that.
And you know why they're doing this?
They're planting the seed already in case Trump wins.
Then it's going to be another, you know.
They're going to say he stole it then it's going to be another, you know, they're going to
say he stole it and it's going to be another. They're already planting the seed in case he wins.
So we showed you yesterday a clip of a woman who had a male piece. She had her piece and her
brother's piece. His brother's a Democrat and she was a Republican. And there's a code on it.
After the number, there was an R if you're a republican on the outside of the envelope and on her brothers there was a d for
democrat so you can see people who carry your mail and deliver your mail can see how you vote
and you're like well why is that a danger they're not gonna oh they're not well check out this video
we have a poster worker caught stealing Trump signs. Huh?
I mean, just the image.
I'm sorry.
This guy.
Look at him.
Looks like Joe Garagiola.
He was stealing Trump signs.
Well, just a few.
No, they found hundreds in his truck.
But you're going to trust him.
And they verified it online.
People didn't want to believe it. They verified. You're going to trust him and they verified it online people didn't want to believe it they verified you're going to trust
these guys with your mail
they're already planting
the seed in case Trump wins
but this guy
who's not a Trump fan is picking up signs
off people's front lawn
the fucking male guy.
And we know he's crooked because
a buddy of his was complicit
in it. Who's the fucking...
There he goes.
I'll tell you, Trump's a white supremacist.
He doesn't like black people.
Voting for the socialists.
Everybody should make the same amount of money.
Unbelievable. After all that mail news yesterday,
a guy, a nose guy stealing.
Anyway, let's show a final story.
This cracked me up. Let's be honest, folks.
Let's be honest. People who are not black.
The Internet would be a very boring place if there weren't black people on the planet.
They provide some entertainment. This is better than Sammy Davis in the 60s
or good times.
This is real shit.
Hotel receptionists.
I just read the headline and I know.
Batters unruly guests with phone.
Excuse me.
Prompting a fight at the Hilton in it.
Well, that might have been a hit.
The Hilton in Atlanta.
I'm sure I've stayed there.
Check out this video. It's terrific.
That's what I'm telling you, homie.
Bitch, you better go get the manager now.
Bitch, you better go get the manager.
Oh, shit!
Hey! Hey!
Oh, shit!
Hey! Wait! Wait! Oh! Wait!
Oh!
Okay, let me move!
You fat nasty black bitch!
Let me move!
Hold on! Oh!
They tripping!
They tripping!
You're gonna eat like me, and you're gonna crawl from it! Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can you imagine
You're just trying to have your continental breakfast over there
And the fucking weave comes off
At every black girl fight the weave comes off And she was black girl fight, the weave comes off,
and she was even laughing herself.
Did you see her big smile on her face?
How about the woman cracking over the head with a phone
like she's Moe from the Stooges?
Why you, I gotta...
I don't want to say anything.
I don't mean to be racist,
but black people, you're very quick to violence.
Take it easy.
The lady was pissed
because her key didn't work.
No, I don't know why.
That's it.
What a show.
Raz has more editing
to do than fucking...
He's got more editing
to do than Mel Gibson
when he shot Braveheart
that took five years.
Thanks to my fucking brainlessness.
That is it, you guys.
Again, thanks for all the contributions.
Remember, you guys think and I will say it.
You're very welcome.
I will see you back here same time tomorrow.
Take it easy. guitar solo We'll see you next time.