The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Hodge Twins | The Nick Di Paolo Show #241

Episode Date: October 14, 2019

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Revenge! Revenge! No! Yeah, guys! Oh yeah. Oh yeah, everybody. How are you? Welcome to the show. That thing's crackling, folks. What happened there? Anyways, happy Savage Indian Day there, folks. And there's something you haven't seen, huh? In history class, they don't show that part of it. Yes, the white people came over and gave them blankets that had more germs on them than the ones at the Motel 6 I stayed at this weekend. But that's not the point. Some of these people were savages.

Cannibals and whatnot. And that's one of my favorite scenes, burning a white bitch at the stake. I thought I saw Liz Warren's great-great-granddad in there. The other thing I hate as an Italian, they use Italians and Sicilians as actors, as Indians. If you look up some of the credits, like F Troop, those guys were all Sicilian, which is ironic when Columbus is known as an Italian. It's a real clusterfuck. Let's be honest, we got race wrong in this country a long time ago, ethnicity and whatnot. But that guy that lit the fire looked just like my dad at a cookout with no shirt on, trying to get the barbecue going.

cookout with no shirt on trying to get the barbecue going. We have a white bitch today. Happy, what is it, Indigenous People Day. Happy, can we still say Columbus Day? What else? Happy, whatever the fuck. There's three Indians left in the country. Three and one-eighth if you count Liz Warren, who is known as Shitting Eagle now on the campaign trail. Hey, big shout-out to Christopher McKean. Three-figure donation. Keep the donations coming. They are very important.

They're going to get more important. So we appreciate that. You can always do that. Good weekend I had. Long weekend. Mother of Christ. Fle can always do that. Good weekend I had. Long weekend. Mother of Christ. Flew from Westchester all the way. I mean, excuse me. Flew from Savannah, head to Connect.

Went to Westchester, New York. Drove 45 minutes to Danbury. Turned around, went back to the Levity Live Comedy Club where I was assaulted by a walking yeast infection about a year and a half ago and uh that was packed it was great standing partial standing ovation as usual back to the hotel Danbury then visit my father-in-law who's in a nursing home then back the next night I had to go to Seymour Connecticut if I could so don't tell me I don't work for you people it's tremendous I made almost 11 this weekend you should be proud of me and uh and then American Airlines pulled their shit last night as I'm connecting

fucking from Philly to Savannah. You know, fucking... I'm saying fuck a lot. I'm very cranky today. Anyways, got home at one in the morning. It was a nice 18-hour day. I didn't get into show business

to work hard, God damn it, Tommy. There are no fishermen and farmers that didn't put up the fucking work that I did yesterday. Guys, can you laugh it up a little bit?

Fucking rich, don't turn your head. The mic's there. That's why we have you, you pigeonhole. Chooch. Coming at you live. We'll do it live. Okay. We'll do it live.

Fuck it. Yeah, we will. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore. Real quick, did you guys see that? I have to show this real quick before I get to the news. Yeah I'm not going to take this anymore. Real quick. Did you guys see that? I have to show this real quick before I get to the news. Yeah, Trump's going to be impeached. Yeah, but I bet I bet I bet I bet more.

Mark Levin. There's nobody smarter when it comes to the Constitution. OK, and he was going over it last night with a, you know, a comb. And I go with him. He says Trump will be shot tomorrow. No, he says there's no problem. Do you guys see this football play in high school? This California high school player intercepts a pass, and he starts to run the wrong way a la Jim Marshall.

And just watch this. This is my favorite sports play in the last five years. Picked off by a guy named Rodriguez, I believe, and he's running the wrong way. He thinks it's the cops. And here comes his own teammate to bring him down. He's furious, then he gets up and still doesn't know. How about a hand for that kid hustling that made the tackle who knew enough to do that that would

have been a safety for the other team you know uh that was tremendous and that kid uh is retarded no he's like jim marshall that's how old i am jim marshall did that in 1962 for the vikings i started watching football in 68 and they still show it. And so that was an unbelievable play by that kid. Third quarter, Antonio Bush, one of the defenders for Fairfield High School, picked it off from quarterback Jason Trout of, oh, I'm sorry,

it's Rodriguez High School. Rodriguez High School. You get your diploma and it's all, you know, that, what do you call that, spray painting graffiti all over? Well, that's racist, Nick. Anyways, the kid went 60 yards and the fucking kid caught him from behind. But I like what the kid said.

He said that was little bro Bush's first interception. Noted he's only played two and a half games due to injury. Going into the game was his first game back off another injury So I really don't blame him That had nothing to do with us losing Little bro is fine and he'll bounce back That kid's a leader Kid's name's Thrower, ironically

And yeah, so I had to show you that What's going on? Oh, let's get right to it Trump was in Minneapolis, I think, last week or this past weekend or whatever the fuck. And the usual garbage shows up, the usual so-called anti-fascist. And, you know, they're going after Trump supporters. And this woman is interviewing one of the Trump supporters. And this is what happens.

In 2016, something that the president was really proud of in his campaign was that it was self-funded and that he had a lot of small. Oh, nice. I'm so sorry. I'm fine. I'm fine. Is that spit? No, it's powder. I'm fine. Are you serious? I'm fine. Is that spit? No, it's not.

That's not how people really feel. That is fucking disrespectful. But on the other hand, that shit is disrespectful. Pause. Pause. Pause. Really? So this kid equates wearing a MAGA hat with somebody spitting in your face.

There is the product. Look what we've done to these young kids. Look at this shithead. I don't need sex. The whatever that says. You don't need sex. You don't have a choice. Nobody's going to fuck you, moron.

Too stupid to get laid. But he's equating spitting somebody in the face. The MAGA hat is just as... It's the same thing to him. Okay? Words are the same thing to him as actions. I mean, just brainwashed. I have like three stories today that it's going to show what we've done to people this age. Kid is fucking retarded. I hate him as much as the kid who spit. And why couldn't they get the kid who spit on camera? I noticed the guy holding the camera didn't do that. Why is that? Nice going, journalists.

Anyways, go ahead. Play the rest of this poor white fish. I respect your opinion. I didn't do that. That wasn't me. I was just trying to take a picture. That's all right. You have a better attitude about that than I do. Well, I'm telling you, you know.

Does that surprise you? That did surprise me a little bit. Then you're a dope. That surprise you? That did surprise me a little bit. Then you're a dope. That surprise you? When are we going to stop fighting back? Where are the young folk to chase him down? That guy gets spit in the face. Old white guy, by the way.

And boy, didn't he get all emotional. And couldn't you tell who the fascist was there? I respect your opinion. He's too religious. Turn the other cheek. Fuck that. Break the other cheek. Spit in your face?

Somebody show me some footage. That's how rare it is. Show me some footage of a so-called Trump supporter beating the shit out of somebody or spitting in somebody's face on the other side. Can you show it to me? I'm pretty sure, you know, we all know how the mainstream media, you know, leans far left. I'm sure if it exists, we've seen it a thousand times. That's how rare it is. But to spit in a guy's face and have a kid go, well, that's just as disrespectful. It's over, folks. Let's get out the fucking muskets. disrespect. It's over, folks. Let's get out the fucking muskets.

Rich, what are you doing? Super chats or texting your girlfriend about her feet? I was texting my girlfriend about her feet. Yeah, there you go. Wise ass. Look, he's sitting on a stool. If we could get a shot of that. There's $400 tie sitting on a table for a chair. We got more. So that was outside the rally, the Trump rally. And here's some more of the pitchfork left wing scumbags actually chasing old people. Let's go. Can we go back to that? Is that hard to go back to the beginning? Yeah, black kid. That's a fucking young black kid going after an old white guy, smacking the back of the head. And, of course, that didn't make Meet the Press. That didn't make NBC Nightly News. That didn't make the New York Times, ABC, CBS, or did it? I want you to reverse the races there and have a nice young white fella

punching an all-black guy in the back of the head and chasing him. You think you would have seen it? It would have been on a loop on CNN. How do you guys vote fucking Democrat? I don't care if I lose fans or not. That's what you're fucking for. If you pull the lever for any of those dickweeds. Unbelievable.

It just infuriates me. Why could I grab this microphone? I beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. And then if that wasn't enough, spitting in a guy's face, roughing up an old white fella. They're actually burning MAGA hats and shit. And again, you know what? I'm telling you, George Soros' dirty fingerprints are all over this.

Why somebody hasn't taken him out with a nice acid milkshake with a touch of heavy cream in it just to disguise it. Watch. They're actually burning shit. Like, this is Salem, Massachusetts in 1650. Look at the little white punk. No bullshit! No bullshit! Animal abuse! Animal abuse! Look at the little white punk. Animal abuse! Animal abuse! Animal abuse! That guy on the horse, the cop. See, that should be a taser.

That should be a machine gun with rubber bullets. Fire hoses. Nothing lethal. But where are the German chuppers in the fire hoses? I've been requesting that forever. Nobody's listening to me. Look at all these kids just filming it and shit and chanting. Minneapolis, I don't know what the fuck had happened to you. You used to be a good city, and then you elected somebody like Al Franken, and you got the head of Al-Qaeda, Omar Tawadzon, who's a liar and a cheat. And the left is just corrupt. Look at this poor cop. He's like, I didn't sign up for this.

He's trying to put it out with a Star Wars laser beam. What's he got, a can of Lysol? The horse is just standing there going, I didn't sign up for this. I was in Kentucky getting blown five minutes ago in a nice Louisville pasture. Horses blow each other, Rich. Why am I getting crackling, guys? Testing, one, two, testing. I don't know.

Right there. Leave it right there, Raz. I don't know. We've got to fix that. But every time we play with it, we make it worse. I think it's the equipment. These goddamn radio shacks. They sell you the worst garbage.

I went in there. What are you doing now, Rich? Google said horses' necks weren't long enough to blow each other. Makes no sense. I get the best head from a giraffe at the Bronx Zoo like five years what are you talking about deep throat man yeah this fucking thing anyways let's stay on uh brainwashed youngsters this whole show is basically I didn't mean it but the the stories that jump out at me just dedicated to how what kind of liberal garbage and what kind of propaganda machines college campuses have turned into you maine that's my old alma mater i don't know if they're talking about the main campus as in orono you maine publicly shames college republic for Columbus Day comments and campus-wide email.

After a Maine mayor expressed disapproval of the state's official changing of Columbus Day to indigenous people, the University of Maine college Republicans spoke out in support of the mayor. Thank God somebody's – how about a hand for the goddamn mayor? mayor. Thank God somebody's... How about a hand for the goddamn mayor? The university... So the college Republican group defended the mayor because he was upset about changing the name from Columbus Day. The university responds to the college Republicans to the post in an email blast where it accused the group, meaning the college Republicans, implying

all indigenous people of the Americas are brutal savages and proclaimed that the post was not reflective of the university's value. I'm so sick of hearing about universities' values. Your values of fucking Russia circa 1930. Okay? You Stalinists, you fascists, you communists. You don't reflect this country's values. Quit talking about fucking values. You have none.

Do you guys understand the story? Guys, the mayor says he's upset about changing it for Columbus. People say, and the students agree with him, and somehow they're in the wrong. And these are the people that are running the colleges that you're sending your kids to.

Fucking start homeschooling them when they're three, okay? Then send them to my school, Nick DiPaolo University. Dot PTX. Anyways, the group responded, the young Republicans. I don't know what that meant. The group responded by calling the email a blatant misrepresentation of its views and demanding a formal apology from the university good for you three republicans up in maine uh i think we have the letter that uh they sent

right we are horrified uh that letter there this is the you maine college republicans uh we are horrified by dean Robert Dana's destructive behavior. His email today has created another white fucking spineless guy running a college. His email today has created a hostile political environment, even more extreme. He clearly has no regard for the personal safety and well-being of the members of the UMaine College Republicans. If any of our members are attacked, bullied, that's where they lose me when they use bully. Fucking grow up. Or intimidated as a result of his actions, we will hold this jerk off personally responsible.

I added that for a bit. Just this afternoon, October 7th, we met with members of his administration and were assured that there would be no action taken against us for exercising our rights to free speech. Imagine you have to get clear. We demand a formal apology for his blatant misrepresentation of our views and our standing by our Facebook posts supporting Nick Isgro and Columbus Day. Good for Nick Isgro. I'd like to know what town he's mayor of. Probably 11 people in it. And there's Liz Warren's high school yearbook. That looks like me at a pool party. Fucking making fun of me being Italian, pouring hot marinara sauce in my belly. What is going on on the left over there?

These Indians were savages, folks, I tell you. I'm sure it's somewhere in between they weren't the angels that they're being depicted of by the left today right and they weren't the fucking you know some of them were savage come on this was the woods you know go ahead rich say something that dumb look in your face that's why you can't win at their casinos yeah i've made that joke eight times on the show, but let's pretend it's yours. Oh, God. What would be your Indian nickname? Running shithead?

Wood dick. Wood dick. How about screaming asshole? Wood dick. He loves that. For the love of Christ. Earlier this year, Maine Democrat Governor Janet Mills,

I want all female Democrats eradicated. I mean, like mayors and not the voters. She signed a bill that officially changed Columbus Day to Indigenous People Day. So she's what we call a fucking asshole.

I'm a fucking idiot. Monday, which is today, will be the first official observation of the newly named holiday in the state of Maine. So she's home diddling herself like she got something done. like she got something done. After Waterville, Maine Republican Mayor Nick Isgro publicly announced his disapproval of the dumb bitches, the woman's October 4th.

Anyways, he posted that he disagreed with it, and that's when all the shit started. And too bad. I love Maine. I went to school up there, and I used to sleep with an Indian girl. What was her name? Dripping something. But here's some more of that politically correct language that makes me mentally ill. The positions reflected and reposted on that page are neither supported by nor reflective of the University of Maine's values and principles of inclusivity and equity. It's a mantra, guys.

We've been saying these same words for the last – inclusivity, diversity. And they're swallowing it. The poor kids are swallowing it whole. Ferry Mundy and Dana, who accuse the college Republicans of using 15th century Spanish war propaganda to dehumanize indigenous people, implying all indigenous people of the Americas are brutal savages. They didn't say that. Didn't say that at all. So what's worse? The Republicans are using 15th century Spanish war propaganda, or you're using Hitler or Stalin propaganda.

Which one's worse? Huh? How many million people died under Stalin, and how many under the college Republicans up at me? That's an unfair argument. These are grown-ups running your colleges. Are you parents paying attention? Don't send them to college.

Send them to goddamn DeVry. Teach them fucking air conditioning. Something the fucking Indians are grateful for at their casinos. This is how I do it. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Oh? Hates Jews. Who? We fully understand that this sort of material is upsetting to many members of our community

and do not align with, once again, our values or the stated values of the university. Oh, my God. They just keep piling it on. Listen to this. Highly held values. Civility. Inclusion. Compassion.

Understanding and respect. Yeah, just like the clip I just showed. College-age kids spitting at compassion, understanding, and respect. Yeah, just like the clip I just showed, college-age kids spitting at people, fucking chasing them down. Those are college-age kids. And I got a story coming up where a black girl's putting all kinds of shit, calling college Republicans at another school racist, and she's playing a song called Fuck Trump while she's doing it, and nothing's going to happen to her. So stick your values up your ass. Most of the professors, most of the women have handlebar mustaches. Why'd you have to say that?

The email closed an appeal to free speech, an announcement that the university will be co-hosting group discussions with student government on the roots of Indigenous People Day. And free speech is a community ideal, in an expression of confidence that people will celebrate the historic, cultural, and contemporary significance of Indigenous people across Maine on Monday. As they take white people's money at the craps table and pass out while they're counting their hard-earned cash because they had three bottles of whiskey in them. Oh, I'm just joshing. Those are ugly stereotypes, aren't they, kids?

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No, don't thank me. I met a few guys, cops who love the show and stuff. But you seriously, thank you. Pastor George wrote, tolerance is the virtue of man without convictions. Progressives are not tolerant of truth unless it is their so-called truth. This is true, Pastor George. Let go of the button, cheese dick. Thank you very much.

He's very right about that. When tolerance becomes more of a virtue than the actual truth, that's when we're deep shit. I read that in a book. I didn't say it. Yeah, it was my quote under my yearbook picture in high school. That and I love titties. Right next to each other. Go ahead. All right, the final one. We have the cannonator who said, Nick, come back to Minnesota while you're at it. Let's get rid of Elon Omar. All right. Well, that's your problem.

Your dumb state voted that dumb bitch in. And I say we drop her right in northern Syria because ISIS is running free right now. See what happens to her. I'll tell you what happens. So she becomes head of it. And then we hit her with a nice fucking mother of all bombs. Lands right in her silly hat. That's a horrible thing to say.

Hey, ladies and gentlemen, last week I had the pleasure of sitting down with these guys. You guys know who they are if you follow Owen Benjamin and a few other guys, Dave Rubin. The Hodge twins. A couple of handsome Marines, a couple of African-American. Can I say that? Should I say black? Raz, what's the term today? Black. Black.

Thank you very much. I always go with colored, but people go, what are you saying? They say it's racist. And I said, you just called yourself a person of color. So me calling you color, how does that fucking work? Anyways, I get into semantics, racist ones. That's why I have a good show.

But the hard twins, okay, they have 1.3 million on Facebook. I mean, they were a real presence out there. They have almost

the same politics as me. They were Marines, so you know they're great guys and they don't put up with any shit and I would love to see some puke try to spit

in their face or, you know, knock a MAGA hat off their head. But there are real presence out there. Anytime you find black dudes who, in my opinion, have their heads on, you know, politically, it's quite a load to bear, man. Ask Clarence Thomas, Jesse Lee Peterson, our friend. It takes a lot of courage to go. And they take a bunch of shit from white liberals and black people. So they're getting it from all sides. And I sat down with them last week. And here is the interview. Ladies and gentlemen, and I'm glad to have these guys on.

I'm looking at their numbers on the Internet. I thought I was doing well. I'm not going to catch these bastards for another 10, 20 years. I mean, look at the one point three million on Facebook, 710,000 on Instagram, 1.3 million on just one of the YouTube channels. Unbelievable. And they're Marines. So, you know, they're good guys. And just they're you know, they're black guys. They're comics. And they they as far as politics goes, they have their heads on straight, as far as I'm concerned. And please welcome Keith and Kevin Hodge, the Hodge twins, to the show. How are you, fellas?

Hey, thanks for having us, Nick. Let's make America great again. That's what we're trying to do. But, you know, Google, they have a lot of muscle. Well, you guys know. let's get right into this. You guys have been demonetized and – right? I mean, they're doing all kinds of shit to you. Are you fighting back?

Did you find a good Jewish lawyer? Fight back, man. We're pretty much slaves now. You can't fight back. They take down your post and delete your tweets. Yeah. Yeah. You just got to keep moving. You can't get discouraged take down your post and delete your tweets yeah you just gotta keep moving you can't get discouraged though

you have to keep reinventing yourself I guess I'm just finding out now that with my YouTube they're trying to do the same thing to me that they're doing to Crowder if you put my name in my page comes up but my videos aren't there and shit and you know so they're already doing it to me, which is

a good sign to me. That means I'm apparently a threat finally after 30 years in the business. That's how they put you in there with Steven. They haven't found out about us yet. I think they have. They probably just missed them to him first. You know what's funny, Nick? We used to get

invited to this event with YouTube called YouTube Blackwood. It would celebrate all the black creators with YouTube. When we came out conservative, we're no longer black now. They took a black card from us. Honest to God. It's funny, yet it's not. I mean, to be a black guy and be, you know, lean a little right or whatever, first of all, you're a Marine. So I know you.

My dad's a Marine. So I have the scars on the back of my head to prove it. But, yeah, I mean, this is absolutely ridiculous. Now, what kind of – I know you get a lot of crap from both black and white people. But aren't the white libs the real vicious ones? Are they the ones calling you Uncle Tom or – Man, no, it's the black ones. The black ones. Yeah, they call us coon uncle tom i mean i actually we actually came out as conserved to help

black people had the the exact opposite effect i was hoping for yeah you don't say like our shows have changed a lot our demographic because when we first started off we was in the fitness and then we slowly went into the politics now Now, it's like it happened overnight. Our whole demographic, our age group, everything changed. We went to Nashville. We hadn't been to Nashville since we came out. We'd been doing our conservative videos for like a year. We went out and saw a crowd.

It's like, who the hell are these people? Really? I was like, I was thinking, I was thinking, I think they might have came to the wrong show. But that's for us, you know? It was a great crowd. Well, was it a mixed crowd? Racially, how did it break down in Nashville? Man, that crowd looked like they was ready for a Van Halen concert.

They called me black when I went to a Van Halen concert. I can imagine. So, yeah, there was a lot of work. I think about guys like Clarence thomas and the and the condoleezza the crap that you guys gonna put up with and uh how do we change that why let me ask you this how do we get to the uh because 95 of the black people still vote democrat how do we smarten them up man it's gonna be very difficult because from from a young age man it's going to be very difficult because from a young age, man, it's in your music. You hear from your parents.

It's in our culture. It's basically in our culture to vote for a party that enslaved us, that used Jim Crow laws against us. We're actually taught, like the black community has been brainwashed totally. They actually think Democrats care about diversity. You know what? The only thing I can really think of, you can't really teach your old dog new tricks. You got to shoot it. You got to put it down.

Put that dog down, man. I mean. I'm glad you said that. Hey, I'm going to get Uncle Tom in the earwax for that one. I mean, I think we got to start with the kids, man. Start them when they're young, man, before they're brainwashed, before they're indoctrinated, pretty much. Yeah, like majority of the black community is Democrat.

Then the other majority, they don't care. They feel that it doesn't matter who's in president. I was like, no, man, you act like a small child right now. You got grown people deciding your life and how your kids going to live their lives. How were you? Now, you said you guys recently, you said like a year ago, you started sort of to be more concerned. What brought were you? Were you? Now, you said you guys recently you said like a year ago you started sort of be more conservative. What were you? Were you a liberal? Not liberal, but I'm sure. Were you less conservative a year, a couple of years ago? Well, how did you change it? Was it Trump? What changed it? No, we say yes. For years, Obama changed it.

He actually made us become conservative. Oh, my God. A black president. A black liberal president showed me the light. I was like, you know what? All these people are liars. If you can't trust a black liberal, who can you trust? So I started listening to both sides, man. Actually, the first time we voted Republican was for Mitt Romney, and he's a damn rhino.

I know. I know. He disappointed me, too. I actually had a little faith in you know when he was debating obama i go he's smoking this guy and and and then he comes out after trump says he's running so that's bad mouth and trump this guy's another fucking used car salesman uh so but that's unbelievable do you say that you're acting you that has to be you have to say that on stage that obama's want to turn your concern Yeah, that definitely comes up in our show. They'll all assume it's Trump you're talking about, then you hit them with that.

Yeah. What about what's going on now? I mean, well, since he came down the escalator, they have tried everything to stop Trump. And now they're doing this thing with the whole Ukraine president. And it's it's a don't you think is it another hoax or not? Or do we have something to be worried about here? It's definitely a hoax. I mean, as soon as he got elected, they what that one Tlaib or Kaleba, whatever her name is. Yeah. She's going to impeach the motherfucker. I mean, as soon as he got became president, they've been talking about impeaching him.

So this come up with this phone call. OK, that we got it let's impeach them you ain't got nothing it's nothing and this whole ukraine thing man they just misrepresented everything that phone call represented like the reason why he called was not to interfere in the election that call was to expose what he feel is corruption right and if the president can't do that do that, I mean, why do we even got a president if he can't make a call to investigate, you know, corruptions? Well, exactly. You had Obama. I bring this up.

You had Obama in 2012 on an open mic say to the president Medvedev of Russia, hey, I'll be more flexible after the election. How the fuck is that not? How is that not impeachable? But this is you know, you have to put this in context after the two. How the fuck is that not? How is that not impeachable? But this is, you know, you have to put this in context. After the two years of the Russian hoax, which has proved to be bullshit, people are still going to believe this. I mean, this is ridiculous.

And like you said, it's about exposing Biden and his fucking drug addict son, scanning China and sitting on an energy board and getting 600 grand a year. So Trump goes, you know, we should look into this. That's impeachable. They have lost their friggin' minds. Yeah, completely lost their minds. It's like I'm convinced that the constituents of the Democrat Party, they're brain dead. And they're sheep.

Yeah. All their policies, all their arguments is they take like like abortion for example they call it reproductive rights nobody's saying you can't have kids we're just saying you can't murder your kids right i mean everything they take it they misrepresent it so they can tear down your argument i mean the right has all the right policies they do i mean you know even when obama ever president he said he was going to fundamentally change the country. You don't fundamentally change something that you like. That's what you do to something you fucking hate.

Like my wife did to me after I got married. She's been trying to change me. This is bullshit. Yeah, that's like going from big chicks to skinny chicks. That's like going from capitalism to socialism. Yeah. That's like going full blown to socialism. Yeah. That's like going full-blown transgender out of the blue. That was homophobic, Juan.

Yeah. Homophobic. You know, there's nothing you can't. So, you know, what I wanted to ask you about, do you think Trump in election, uh, cause he's done well by black people for his unemployment and all that stuff. Is he going to get a bigger chunk or do you think all this branding of him by the left is racist and a bigot? Uh, do you think that's stuck?

I would think he'd do better with blacks in the next election. Um, he'll do better in the next election, but the damage is done. I mean, yeah. Either you open-minded or you're not. If most black voters are closed-minded, they vote liberal. But I think he should do even better this election around because, I mean, how often can you keep looking at the TV and it keeps saying one thing and then it turns out it's nothing, then it one thing and then it turns out it's nothing.

Then they say another and it turns out it's none until you actually start. Wait a minute. These people align to me. So I think he should do better. He should do a lot better with blacks. You would think so. Yeah, you would think so. I know. It's just I say this.

I've been saying this for a long time. If the mainstream media wasn't so liberal, if it wasn't liberal law, they would never win an election. They would never frigging win an election. It's the only thing that keeps it competitive is CNN lying on a fucking loop. They're a propaganda arm for the Democrat Party. How do we change this? You and guys like me and Crowder, we're trying to do our part. But we need more than just Fox News and Mark Levin and Hannah.

We need we have to you know, I mean, we have to stop brainwashing kids on college camp. It's going to take a long time to turn this boat around is what I'm saying. You know, yeah. Charlie, Charlie Kirk, when he started Turning Point USA, actually going to Washington, D.C. Yeah. The summit. I'll see you there. I'm the guest speaker. Oh, OK.C. Yeah, the summit. I'll see you there. I'm the guest speaker. Do you hear? Oh, OK, great. Yeah, I'll see you there. The black leadership.

I think it was one person that could have changed a lot, but he's dead now. Who, Marion Barry? Epstein. Epstein, yes. Wait a minute. If somebody wouldn't have strangled

that man in his cell, he could expose a lot of these Democrats. You know what? That's actually a great joke. Can I use that? He would be. He's got more dirt than lot of these Democrats. You know what? That's actually a great joke. Can I use that? He would be. He's got more dirt than anybody on these guys is what you're saying. He could have brought down the Democratic Party one man.

I still don't believe a man can hang himself off a two-foot bed. That's impossible. Well, that's how the midget did it from Fantasy Island, wasn't it? He committed suicide. He'd be the only guy that could do it. Man, if I was the detective that discovered a midget hung himself up in his bed, I would piss on myself as soon as I walked into the crime scene. I know this is messed up, but this is too funny.

He hung himself from a two-foot bed. That is actually a great point. Jeffrey Epstein. Can you imagine? He could hold both parties hostage. Yeah. Oh, my God. But that's the other thing.

The stories he could have told about Bill Clinton on the Lolita Express. Oh, my goodness. I mean, just filthy. He was only on it 23 times. I'm sure it was all business. All I need is Bill now for one time. The damage I could have caused

on one visit. Oh my goodness. You're playing right. But you're not a pedophile, you idiot. I know that. I'm just saying. Well, you just have coffee with the girls. You wouldn't touch them. I'm sure that's what Bill Clinton did. What are you going to do about this? Like Google and these demonetizing you?

Seriously, shouldn't you call Crowder? He's got legal representation. Yeah, a lot of people have been reaching out to us and said we should all, like, join up together. Yeah. And go with them. PragerU is suing them. Huh? Yeah.

PragerU's suing them. Huh? Yeah. PragerU? Yeah. That's a YouTube channel where they teach conservative ideals? Yeah. Prager, yeah. They monetize that channel. The majority of it, yeah. Yeah, and they use Media Matters and they use the Southern Poverty Law Center, which these, they're

actual hate groups. They're the ones going after Prager University. For what? The guy's a Judeo-Christian, and I used to watch Prager on TV. He had a show when I was living in Los Angeles. Very smart. And, yeah, they're calling that hate speech. We have to fight back.

But I'm more nervous about Google because they control all the information. People get their information from the internet and it affects how they vote. They're more of a threat to this next election than China or fucking Russia buying $200 worth of Facebook ads. So I say

here's the difference between when they start shutting me down on YouTube, I will drive out to Silicon Valley and shoot you know who's dog. What's the Indian guy? Yeah, we're going to go out there with you. Yeah, you're Marines. We'd be there for backup.

Yeah. I love it, you guys. I can't picture anybody slapping a Trump hat off your heads, a MAGA hat. I mean, you'd fuck them up. Look at you. You're in great shape. Especially with my CCW permit. Yeah.

They asking for it. CCW. What's that? Fill me in. Conceal weapons. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I actually have a license in like 43 states.

I'm going to Walmart. I'm like, man, please, somebody come in and do something. Please. I need some target practice. I got in trouble. I tweeted during that shooting, the El Paso. I didn't, in my fairness, it had just started. We didn't know how many people had been wounded or hurt.

All I saw, I was making a sandwich in the kitchen, and it said, active shooter Walmart. So right away I ran to Twitter like a good comedian would do it. I said, that guy is the first person to have a step foot in Walmart whose lifestyle could be said active. And that's, you know, everybody went fucking nuts. Even my followers are going, that was a little much, Nick. And they're saying that, you know, the joke was good, the timing was bad. I go, that's the only time it's funny.

If I tell that joke a year from now, the people aren't more dead than they are now. And I mean, that's when it's funny. So and, you know, the people on Twitter, either expression is going to be really, really good or really, really bad. No, that's exactly right. I play Russian roulette. I'm going to give you guys because you're gun people, gun people. That's not a racist, isn't it? Gun people. He's fucking black. Gun people. You people. a racist, isn't it? I'm talking about gun people. He's fucking black. Gun people. You people. You people and your guns. I do something called Twitter Russian roulette.

Because, you know, Twitter, you can commit showbiz suicide if you're a right-leaning comic on Twitter. If you want to end your career, you can do it. So this is what I do. I write out five tweets, four of them are nice, clean, unoffensive jokes, and I put one really racist one in there. And I put them all in my draft folder that I blindfold myself and I just go like this and hit the tweet

button. It's kind of fun. My wife's like, don't do it! That's a good idea, man. Now you guys, we're talking to the... You to the group to hold yourself accountable. Yeah, no, exactly. Exactly. We're talking to the hard to do it. The gun did it.

Yeah. Yeah. The gun did it. It's a blame the blame the gun and not the people. You guys are talking to the Hodge twins, by the way, who are in your touring. Right. So how's the stand up going? What's it like out there? Are you getting heckled or is it your fans? Like, we was in Washington, D.C. A waitress didn't like our jokes. She flipped us off on stage. Who did?

Who did? Yeah. She didn't like our transgender jokes. Let's hear some. Come on. I'm thinking about transitioning myself. It's getting so tough out here for Republican males. I was online. I was online pricing tits last night for myself. Do you guys you have like another persona? Like I heard like some of your Internet shows, you know, you use the N word and shit. It's a little more edgy, right? yeah yeah um yeah all that stuff is pretty agey comedy is agey like we have like a bunch of uh you know conservatives are typically older people and i this old white lady came and

she says oh y'all some dirty motherfuckers love the show but it's dirty yeah she can sell uh political stuff on like instagram and facebook and it's pretty much clean. She came to our show. She's like, you dirty motherfucker. She had a Trump hat on. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, everybody's such a frigging hypocrite.

I do a joke. I did it in Vegas. And I think I did it a long time ago. It's one of my older jokes. But I talk about white people. You know, I said, I said, white people always use the N-word. And if they tell you they don't, they're either lying or they never

bet 10 grand on an NBA basketball game. You never heard me this weekend when it does cowboys love. When LeBron James misses a three-pointer at the buzzer, what do you think white people on the TV owe that damn person of color.

Oh, that African-American. I know he was out drinking last night. Yeah. Yeah. So you get some pushback, huh? Yeah. A little bit. A little bit.

I mean, the majority of people that show up, they have a really good time. We get positive comments. Yeah. Everybody's laughing. But we do got some dirty jokes to that. Some of the staff at the comedy clubs, the waitresses and the waiters, I don't know why, but all of them are

fucking liberal, so they don't like it. A lot of arguments break out in clubs after the show, between staff. It never seems to faze me. People start arguing, like, you're not black and you're not gay so you wouldn't understand i was like that's what we heard back in boston like

staff was bickering and arguing about our set i was like get the hell out of here with that bs man nah they're arguing about who they're gonna fuck the way this is kevin or keith that's what the argument is about full of shit but that's my hometown of boston that is i'm so embarrassed by their politics i mean don't get me wrong i wasn't for their politics in the 70s when they throwing rocks at black kids on buses either but uh it's got to be a happy medium now they're trying to outdo san francisco and shit i mean it's embarrassing yeah but people always say that go ahead sorry california is totally too different. Man, Massachusetts is totally different countries now, man. Yeah. That's one of the few states I can't walk in with my gun.

No, Massachusetts. Yeah. It's embarrassing what Boston has turned into politically. How about like San Francisco? You said you guys have some transgender material. How about these cities or these states where taxpayer money goes towards, you know, state employees who are transitioning from a man to a woman? Taxpayer money is going for that. What do you guys think of that? That's insane. Yeah, it don't make sense. Like with abortion, a lot of taxpayer dollars are going there. That's like, that's a personal expense.

That's your problem. Why are you going to charge taxpayers that? Yeah. That that's your problem yeah why are you gonna charge taxpayers that yeah that's like me charging the government money to buy condoms that's right to shave my face that's your expense yeah why we have to pay for that yeah it should be happening people that had a heart attack or something not somebody want to be a man or woman it's just yeah it's just a that's like a personal expense that has nothing to do with the government or anything that's your decision that should come out of your pocket that's cosmetic surgery ain't it yeah it's like a personal expense that has nothing to do with the government or anything. That's your decision. That should come out of your pocket.

Yeah, it's cosmetic surgery, ain't it? Yeah. It's cosmetic. God damn right. Here's what I say about that. I said if my taxpayer money is going to go for paying for a guy to turn into a woman, I get to have a say on what that woman looks like. I get to say how big your tits are, your ass is shaped i want pouty lips and and uh if i get some skin in the game i'm gonna say where that skin goes and what it looks like

okay and i i don't i i you know i i have a uh close friend whose daughter transitioned from a uh from a girl to a guy. Oh, really? It didn't bother me until this kid started winning the fucking football pool every weekend. He replaced his Caitlin poster with a pie chart of the AFC's top ten defenses. Now this kid's winning the pool every goddamn day. But, yeah, if I ever say if my money's in that, I'm going to tell you what you look like at the end of it, goddammit. I should get some kind of say-so.

Yeah. Jeez. When did you guys, was your dad in the military, or what's, how did you? My older brother, he retired Army, so that's pretty much why we went to the military as well. We was going to go in the Army, but we ran into these Marine recruiters. He's like, look, if you go in the Marine Corps, you get more pussy. So I was like, you know what? Let's go ahead and go in the Marine Corps.

He had his blue dress blues on. I was like, I think he's right. They look good, don't they? They look great, man. I get all kinds of pussy with that uniform. Yeah, if you go into the Navy, you get a lot of ass, but most of it's male. No offense, Mr. McCain. I don't know how they do it, man.

I was on a hospital boat, the USS Mercy. We were playing some war games, and I was on that boat, and nothing but men. There was like four women on the entire boat in their offices and dudes just fighting over them. Yeah. Men in bell bottoms and berets. That's super gay. That's what make them gay. They're like, man, these look kind of cute on me.

These bell bottoms. Yeah, you dress like the guy in the – They're going to suck you off. They dress you up like the guy in the Cracker Jacks box. Yeah. Yeah. I used to watch the Fleet Week in New York City when the sailors came in, and the gay population would double in New York City when it was Fleet Week.

Straight guys would be putting on leather assless chaps to meet these guys. It was frigging crazy. But just the fact, that tells me a lot about you guys that you you joined the marine corps and just your brother how about now how about your dad i don't know anything about your dad um he wasn't he didn't do military i think my dad didn't even finish school i think yeah i think he had an eighth grade education yeah yeah he he was working ever since he was 15. Yeah. Yeah. Is he like his family? Some is some like he's got he comes from a big family. Majority of them probably went to school like until I was 10th grade.

Like my mom, she didn't finish high school. She that's just what black people did back in those days. Yes. Well, black country folk. Yeah. But he was a military. I had uncles to serve vietnam and stuff like that but uh the majority reason why i joined the military is because my older brother he went to the army dead women yeah you guys are good looking guys you know and i don't say that in a homophobic way or maybe i do i'm so confused how that works. It's cool as long as you say that you don't make eye contact. I didn't.

No, I know. My producer's going to yell because I was looking over here, not at the camera when I said that. You guys are pretty good looking, I'll tell you. So what do they think of your act, like your family when you do the racey or shit? Does it bother anybody?

Nah. Are they happy for you guys? Yeah, everything's been happy. Family members, our conservative views, none of that really affected them. I think the majority of our family are conservative to begin with.

Yeah, the majority of our fans, ever since we started YouTube, the majority of our fans, ever since we started YouTube, a majority of our fans, you know, America's majority white, so the whole time we've been on YouTube and doing videos, the majority of our fans have been white. So when we went conservative,

I mean, we probably alienated 50% of our fan base, but it didn't really, like the first time when we started doing videos, we saw a very negative effect on our IG. But then a lot of conservative pages started sharing our videos and we actually gained more than we lost. Yeah. Lost a lot, though.

Yeah. Majority of our fans we lost was Muslims. Oh, no. And the crazy white man. White hippo man. Latinos. We lost Latinos, too. but Latinos are not like blacks. They're like more open to political.

Oh, yeah. Well, they're very conservative, a lot of them. I mean, they're very religious, hardworking people. And if the Republicans played their cards right a few years ago, we could probably have them in our back pocket by now. But no, you're absolutely right about that but but if you watch tv you'd you know you'd think that we all hated each other at each other's throats i i did but i don't experience that do you i'm living in savannah georgia and uh i mean look at obama he he got elected he beat two white men he even beat hillary clinton

in the democrats that's three white men. But go ahead. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. So. So if this country is racist and full of Nazis. Yeah. How's that happen? We only black people in the makeup like what, 10 percent of the population. So that's impossible. Black man cannot be elected if majority of the country is racist. Yeah, that's impossible. Impossible. Now, Obama, in my opinion, had a great chance. He was biracial for Christ's sake. He had a great chance to bring us together racially. And in my opinion, he did just the opposite. And I know some black cops in New York even said that, that we had this conversation that he could have made it a lot better.

And it's worse than ever. And now Trump's getting blamed for it. But him and him and Holder, they, you know, with Ferguson and Baltimore and all that shit, they stoke the flames, don't you think? Yeah, they did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When he said that could have been my son. I'm like, oh, you talk about Trayvon. Yeah. When he said that and yeah, they just and people still to this day, they even put down cops that shooting in Dallas. Yeah. Nobody stepped up and said anything about that when those cops got shot down yeah you know and that's all because of black lives matter that whole black lives matter thing started off a lot absolutely absolute myth never did never even happen so as he said that hands up yeah

when that story came out there was an interview the black he said yeah was just walked down the street a cop jumps out of the car pulls the gun out we like hands up don't shoot. And he just started shooting us. I was like, oh, come on. Yeah, innocent man don't say hands up, don't shoot. An innocent man will say, what's the problem, officer? Now, if I just robbed somebody, hands up, don't shoot.

That's what I would say. You're exactly right. And he had just come from roughing up some Indian guy. Remember, at a convenience store? Yeah, strong-arm robbery, yeah. He was a goddamn thug. And then the cop, Darren Davis, whatever, you're never going to hear from him again. His life is ruined.

Ruined? Yeah, if it even exists anymore. But, yeah, I blame a lot of that Obama. And everybody's blaming Trump. Like, the minute Trump came down the escalator, all this racial tension started. I'm just sick of the lies and shit. Hey guys, I don't want to take up too much more. Well, that's about it actually, but

I got to go look at a new studio. Oh really? You got a new studio? Yeah, we're changing things up, but it's all for the good. And let me tell you, you guys are an inspiration. Seriously. I know you hear a lot of shit from both

sides, politically, racially, because of your politics, but I mean, you seem like you have your heads screwed on straight to me. And go see these guys when they... Hey, Tommy, they want to play the Rome. So we're going to take care of that.

That's my manager. Hey, Tommy, fix it, Tommy. Come on, man. The Apollo slayed me a long time ago. He said somebody made an offer at Slaveway. As soon as you said that, my manager ran out of the room. I don't know what happened. But you're going to go see. Look at these guys.

They're in shape. They're funny. They're good looking. They have the world by the balls. So, guys, keep your chin up. Seriously, you're an inspiration to guys like me, and I'd love to have you on the show again. Okay. Anytime, man.

Anytime, Nick. The Hodge twins, everybody. Yeah. My thanks again to the Hodge twins. And go see them, like I said, when we're out there live. Interesting dudes. We're going to end this. We've got a few more Super Chats. Everything all right, fellas? Jason, get a puzzle when we're out there live. Interesting dudes. We're going to end this. We've got a few more super chats.

Everything all right, fellas? Jason, get a puzzle look on your face. Get off the button when you do that, man. Rich. Okay, go ahead. I censored this one for your benefit. Jeremiah said, how did you like that game last night? Why would you?

I told you to stay away from that, but you do it anyways. Go ahead, next. I don't know the outcome. Let's leave it that way. Thank you, Jeremiah, for... Is that his name? Jeremiah. Yeah. Go ahead. Ikimo 56 said the Sopranos scene about Columbus Day wasn't supposed to be a prophecy. Wasn't supposed to be a prophecy.

It was based on what's already going on politically, correct? It wasn't a prophecy. He must be very young. I mean, this shit's been going on for years. And they ripped this story from the headlines. But I get what he means. Go ahead. Cars 10W said, since YouTube is messing with the like button, I'll fight back with cold, hard cash.

That's the way to do it. What's that guy's name again? Spread the word on him. Cars 10W. Yes, 10W. It's that guy's name again? Spread the word on him. Cars 10W. Yes, 10W. It's named after motor oil. Spread that cash, 10W. Brown E. Colt said, shout out to the Hodge twins and Nick from Australia.

Thank you so much, Australia. One of our, well, it's starting to get PC over there too, so keep the good fight up over there. But they're crazy. They like to drink and they live in the bush, whatever that means. of our well it's starting to get PC over there too so keep the good fight up over there but they're crazy they like to drink and and they live in the bush whatever that means who doesn't want to do that go ahead Jaja said Nick DiPaolo is the funniest man on YouTube thank you dad what was the uh screen name again Jaja my father changed it it was Liberace Jaja and lastly a literate Bear said, you're doing great, kid.

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