The Nick DiPaolo Show - This Just In: Violence & Mayhem Legal For Leftist | Nick Di Paolo Show #558

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

Rioting thugs have charges dropped. Black parent calls out CRT. HS students charged on mass shooting.

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I already went to Dallas, back. What was that, Wednesday I left? My God. The thing I did with Crowder is going to be aired the first week of July, I guess, so that didn't really help press this week. Anyway. I guess, so that didn't really help press this week. Anyway, and, you know, my so-called allies, Glenn Beck and Joe Rogan, didn't really come through either. I guess I'm too hot to handle, but that's how we like it. They have their niches.

I have mine. Sure, theirs attract about 70 million follows a day, but that's not the point now, is it? Apparently, you know, it's very disappointing. Because these people act like they're advocates of free speech. I mean, I'm a comedian. I have been for a thousand years. I know how to temper my act. You know?

But anyways, still love both of them. Who the fuck's with this necktie? It's not the tie, it's the shirt. That's what I get for dressing up. Anyways, had a great time in Dallas at the Sons of Herman. What a cool old building. It was really frigging great. I thought Georgia was hot.

My freaking God. Me and Tommy went to Dealey Square, where, Dealey Plaza, I should say, where Kennedy was assassinated. And it was so fuckin' hot, I stood on the X in the street. I said, Tommy, please, shoot me. Shoot me.

One in the head. And by the way, it did not come from the fuckin' book depository, okay? We stood right where the second shot. Some people say, and that's where it came from. Your head doesn't snap back with a back shot. I know that. I killed my brother in seventh grade with a daisy pellet gun. I hit him in the soft spot, apparently.

But holy moly, holy moly. Good shows. Can I tell you something? I used to hate meeting, shaking hands after because when it first started, because clubs fucking, they like just expected you to do it. In all honesty, entertainers get paid for that. It's called meet and greet. That's not why I didn't like it.

I didn't like it because back then I didn't know, I didn't, the whole crowd wasn't all my fans. And, you know, I'd have to fucking wear a bulletproof vest while I was shaking hands. So anyways, but now I actually love it. I actually, you know how many times I heard this after both shows? We listen to your show or we watch your show every goddamn day. You don't understand how much that means to me at this at this point in my career at this stage uh that's what keeps me going so keep on coming out and um like i said all the press fell through and we still did decent numbers so had a great time at this place i would go back in a second

love friggin dallas um anyways speaking of dead uh, no, speaking of presidents that are still presidents, I should say, in my opinion, I'm going to show you a clip of this kid doing the best impression, not just of Trump I've ever heard. I think it might be the best impression I've ever heard of anybody. And Trump is really hard to get down, think i mean i was doing jimmy carter perfectly when i was in high school just talk about this i got lost in my we love peanuts and rosslyn and i um almost like uh you know they're all from arkansas they sound the same but check this guy out doing for i i don't know i spotted this online and it just made me i don't laugh out loud i've been doing comedy forever i'm so it you know, somebody could punt a baby into the street,

and I'll get a giggle out of it. But this guy was so fucking dead on, and I bet you he's praying. Well, Trump's going to be back in the news anyways. But, boy, SNL would have grabbed this kid before Alec Baldwin. Watch what a great impression of Trump this is. I am your voice. In a quarter mile, you're going to make a left, okay? We're talking about a left onto Sautel Boulevard.

A wonderful street. I built it with my own two hands. A beautiful street. I know a lot about it. Nobody knows Sautel like I know Sautel. You're going to make a left. And if you reach Bernie Sanders, you've got two far left, okay? if you reach Bernie Sanders you've got to for left okay if you reach Bernie you've gone too far in three big beautiful

quarters of a mile we're going to make a u-turn okay we're gonna make a u-turn turn around or as Jen Psaki likes to say we're gonna circle back okay we're going to make the u-turn the greatest new tear the world has ever seen at Corpus Christie Drive and we're gonna turn it around faster than the world has ever seen at Corpus Christi Drive, and we're going to turn it around faster than the world has ever seen. We're rerouting, or as I like to call it, lost, okay? We've got no clue where we are. We are more lost than a liberal after reading the Constitution. We're more lost than Sleepy Joe after leaving his basement, but we're going to get there soon believe me i am your voice god you uh man you should the only one that rivals that is the guy and he passed away by the way when we roasted uh who do we roast i don't know i can't even remember but maybe jeff fox or the we had a guy on doing George W. Bush. Steve

something. You can Google it. It's as dead on as that. The kid passed away. I mean, for the love of Christ. All right, let's get to it. I thought that was very funny. I hope the kid makes a million bucks. God, it's Monday. I keep forgetting we have a teleprompter. It's been about three years now. Look, I'm reading it right now. Trump impression. I am your voice. Yeah, that's good. Anyways, let's get to it.

Rioting thugs last summer had, get this, most of their charges dropped. Hundreds of people arrested for looting and rioting across the Big Apple last year in the wake of the George Floyd police-involved death have had their charges dropped according... And this while people who were at the Capitol on January 6th are still rotting in jail. You mother... Ooh, fucking Biden, watch your fucking face. According to an analysis of NYPD data, figures ripped as disgusting by local business owners.

Can you blame them? You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. In the Bronx, which saw fires in the street, mass looting last June, more than 60 percent have had charges dropped, according to the investigation by NBC New York. That's not Fox News. That's NBC, a left-wing shithole outlet. Along with 73 out of 118 arrested, getting charges completely dropped. Another 19 were convicted on lesser counts like trespassing, which carries no jail time.

Do you fucking believe this shit? Son of a whore! So what they're doing, folks, is applying the law in a very unequal way. We're supposed to all be treated the same under the law. But now Whitey's the bad guy. Even after the opening clip I showed you, where five people were shot and one was killed celebrating Juneteenth. But it's Whitey who's the problem, says Biden. But again, let me remind you people, it's not Biden. It's fucking AOC.

It's pick any one of the squad. They are running this show, along with douchebag. Who's the vice president? Kamala Harris. It's their ideology. Trust me. I got to tell you, they,

sounds like the God, boy, I'll tell you, Roth played this one brilliantly. Joe Biden, is not a statue. Anyways, I'm saying they played it brilliant by making him the nominee. Just an empty vessel that they can fill with horseshit.

And he just wants to get done. He even knows he's not going the whole distance. Listen to this. Some 18 cases are still open with the station not accounting for the other eight arrests. In Manhattan, where looters ran rampant across Soho and Midtown, even invading Macy's. Listen to this. Some 222 of those arrested had their cases completely dropped, while 73 got lesser counts. I despise it with every fiber of my being. And I'll repeat again. While white people sit in jail in D.C. in solitary confinement for doing nothing. Oh, it's coming,

folks. Get your muskets. She's a coming. I hope they don't do it during UFC 264. Therein lies the problem, me. Oh, are these some of the pictures of the people that looted? Look at all those Trump supporters. Look at those domestic terrorists. Look at those white supremacists who are blacker than the streets they fucking terrorize. That was pretty poetry. If Chuck Todd would say something like that, I'd become a fan immediately. Of the 485 arrested at the time in the borough, just 128 cases remain open, with another 40 involving

juvenile cases sent to family court. That's how many kids are out there. They're not even, can't even charge them as adults. That's a good culture. Anyways, those numbers, to be honest with you, is disgusting. Jessica Bettencourt, who owns a Bronx eyeglass store that was looted. Court who owns a Bronx eyeglass store that was looted. Why would you loot a fucking eyeglass store? What are you going to do? You think they were using the machine? Okay, E, D, C. Going to run out with a bunch of prescriptions that don't work. Her store was looted and vice president of local merchants association. That's who she is, and she's disgusted. She says, I was in total shock that everything is being brushed off to the side, she said. They could do it again because they know, and she's so dead on, it's an incentive to do it again.

If you don't punish anybody, it's an incentive. Hey, we didn't even get charged. I can't wait for the next riot. My baby needs Pampers, and I'm out of Mountain Dew. They could do it again because they know they won't get the right punishment. Right punishment? Any punishment, she said, of the looters and rioters who once again left the Bronx burning. Former NYPD chief, Patrol Wilbur Chapman, seen here, said the district attorney's office and the courts had allowed

people who committed crimes to go scot-free. If they are so overworked that they can't handle the mission that they were hired for, then maybe they should find another line of work, Chapman told NBC. And then he was hit in the face with a cup of coffee by a very old, wrinkly Tom Brokaw. Sources in the DA's office insisted that in many cases, the evidence was not strong enough for proof beyond a reasonable doubt. Yeah, we only have it all on video. Suck a dick and die, whoever you said said that. There was also a backlog of cases to handle sparked by courts being closed for the month. Guess what? Due to what? This is the fucking, the pandemic. That's become the universal go-to excuse for everything. Before dropping a case, Vance, oh, that's Cyrus Vance. See this douchebag? Originally like a Senate

guy in Massachusetts. Just, I hated him in fourth grade. I didn't even know who he was. Before dropping a case, Vance told his prosecutors to review defendants' criminal histories. Listen to this fucking lib horse shit. Review their criminal histories, whether police could really place the suspect at the scene and whether the individual caused any damage to the store. That's all I have to say to that. It makes me nauseous. Any damage to the store?

It's burnt! The windows are smashed out. It's empty. Is that enough for you, Cyrus? You fucking goo gobbler. Go home and put a pistol in your mouth in front of your kids. For many of these commercial burglaries, you will be asked to reduce the initial felony charge to a misdemeanor

and to dispose of the case with an eye towards, listen to this, rehabilitation. Rehabilitation. Rehabilitation. Oh, yeah. If that's not classic fucking liberal p pablum i don't know what is so um i don't like that guy okay you're out of order the whole trial is out of order you could play that every day in this country and it's still timeless it would be appropriate

thank god for every uh here's where i'm getting positive and you don't know me i'm a negative nelly as they said um but um i'm we're starting to see these clips online that go viral we've shot a few of them in the last couple weeks weeks of black parents standing up. And this makes me hopeful. It really does. Standing up against critical race theory, which Democrats think by implementing in schools is going to get the black vote because it's all anti-white. And we're seeing black people, brown people stand up and going, what the fuck are you doing to our kids? Which is very hopeful. Here's a black parent laying it down beautifully on what bullshit CRT is.

And I'm telling you, the Dems and Biden are going to implode as a party before we even get to the midterm elections. If people like this keep coming forward and getting the truth out there and exposing them for the sick bastards that they really are. God bless this father. He's in front of like a school council. Okay. Mostly white, by the way. And a guy at Benny Johnson put this up on Twitter. I'm not even sure of this guy's name, but watch this parent absolutely obliterate critical race theory at an Illinois school board meeting. There's the tweet, and check this out. When you talk about critical race theory, which is pretty much going to be teaching kids how to hate each other, how to dislike each other, that's pretty much what it's going to all come down to. You're going to deliberately teach kids, this white kid right here got it better than you because he's white? You're going to purposely tell a white kid, oh, the black people are all down and suppressed.

How do I have two medical degrees if I'm sitting here oppressed? How do I get, first of all, sign up. We've only got five minutes now. Five minutes. Two medical degrees. No mom, no dad in the house. Worked my way through college. Stacked there and hustled my butt off to get through college. You gonna tell me somebody that looked like all y'all white folks

kept me from doing that? Are you serious? Not one white person ever came to me and said, well son, you're never gonna be able to get anywhere because you know the black people. But guess what? What y'all doing right now is already something I do in my community right now to speak out against because black folks are getting told by other black folks you know you ain't gonna be able to do nothing out there in the world because white folks ain't gonna let you get no oh you know you're not gonna be able to do it preach brother preach the white man the white man gonna keep you down well how did i get where i am right now if some white man kept me down how am i now directing over folks that look just like you guys in this room right

now how what what kept me down what oppressed me i work for myself from off the streets to where i am right now you gonna sit here and tell me this lot of critical race theory of this this this the reason why black folks can't get ahead because of white folks are you kidding me this is what we come to now i can't believe we even talking about this right now the last thing i'm gonna say right here is something that's crazy martin mckinnon said he wanted his kids to grow up in a world where they are judged by the contents of their what their character character. Their character, not their skin. If they letting this stuff go on right now, it is absolutely going to complete reverse of what he's doing.

So when February comes, don't talk about Martin Luther King. When February comes, don't talk about black kids and mother dog will sit there and just pee on his grave with this nonsense. That's exactly what's about to happen. Lastly, we are talking about our kids. We are talking about our children. What's so sickening about me? I love the Discovery Channel.

You will see that on the Discovery Channel, animals will put their lives on the line to protect their children from danger. Nobody want to get to the heart of the matter, get to the meat of the matter, get to the moral of the story. It all comes down to it. The person that's going to be suffering from this, the one that's going to be hurt from this is the kids. Ten years from now, if this stuff goes on, whose fault is it going to be? Whose fault is it going to be? Whose fault is it going to be? Who are we going to look back on and blame for this? Because this is the stuff we're talking about right now.

This stuff is going on right now. I do this stuff on a daily basis. I'm in the hood. I'm in the communities. I'm out there with folks in their face. I've been doing stuff since I was 18 years old, talking to black folks. And you know what? None of them are buying this nonsense.

None of them are. But if you want to implement this into the school system, I guarantee you to the day that I'm gonna be the very person right there debunking stuff tearing stuff down let no no they can do exactly what I did exactly why I am by putting themselves work and getting there a nice not one white person ever don't keep any of them from getting there so see our Oh boy, is this great. Amen. You are correct, sir. All right. And there are a lot of black people who feel that way. But thanks to our dog shit left wing propaganda media, you're not going to see. There's a ton of people I guarantee you in the black community feel that way. But they snuff those out, you're not going to see. There's a ton of people, I guarantee you, in the

black community that feel that way. But they snuff those out, you know. Do you really think that guy's going to be kept down? Even if people call him an Uncle Tom. You know, that's coming, right, from the idiots. But I'm saying this is the Democrats' fucking strategy. Because we've showed a bunch of these clips. And people who have kids and work hard of all races know it's fucking poison. And goddamn you, Biden. First of all, you stole the election, you cocksucker. That's what makes everything that comes out of your mouth even more suspect. Secondly, that's what you're doing.

That's your main issue. White supremacy is the main issue that people are most concerned about. You are so full of shit. And tell the squad that too, those ugly pigs. God fucking damn it. God bless this guy.

Put him on the... But you know, I gotta be honest with you. He's got two medical degrees. He's talking pretty straight there. But you know what I mean? That guy's more of a man. He's got two medical degrees. He's talking pretty straight there. But, you know what I mean? That guy's more of a man. He's got kids. No parents growing up, did he say? Put himself through school and shit.

I mean, what more evidence do you need? Oh, goodness gracious. Anyways, I hope we see more of that guy. And we played last week. Who did we play? The guy Robinson, the lieutenant we see more of that guy. And we played last week. Who'd we play? The guy Robinson, the lieutenant in North Carolina, that cop. And he, another guy, raised himself up, put himself through school. And the part about not having parents, only having one parent,

that's not for white people. That's not the establishment. If we fix that, how many times have we said that? You fix the black illegitimacy rate in this country, that'll solve about 85% of our problems. As far as the other horseshit. Anyways, let's move on, shall we? I'm working up a lather.

Boy, my head's the size of a pit bull's, you know. I'm with Tommy, who's 6'5", about 320. It's like fucking 12 in the morning. We're looking for a steakhouse at midnight on Saturday, and they're all, like, closed. So, you know, Tommy loves In-N-Out Burger, and I remember me liking him when I lived in L.A. Ever have a 4x4? I still haven't passed it yet.

Sounds like a Jeep. It might as well have been a Jeep that I ate. Holy Christ. Anyways, I digress. Sexually confused and mentally ill high school students charged on mass shooting. See how it, when it's white kids, we get right down to the motherfucker. A former high school student charged with opening fire alongside a transgender accomplice on transphobic classmates at a Colorado charter school has been convicted of all 46 counts, including murder. 20-year-old Devin Michael Erickson and accomplice Maya Alec McKinney. Maya's a girl's name. But the kid on the left, I don't, boy, I wouldn't see him going off.

There's no signs there. Other than he dyed his hair just like, this was in Colorado, by the way, just like the Colorado shooter who shot up the movie theater. Remember with his pink do? And the kid on the right, you can tell he wants to be a girl. He looks like a few bros I dated up at me. And the kid on the right, you can tell he wants to be a girl. He looks like a few bros I dated up at me.

Anyways, and of course, they probably took their cues from reading what? What was the first, Matt, that was the first, those two kids, Theobald and, remember the Colorado shooting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck was that called? I forget. Imagine we've had so many of them. And the most famous one, I can't even... But anyways,

they shot one student dead and wounded eight others when the pair fired inside a darkened classroom at a STEM, science, math, blah, blah, blah, school Highlands Ranch on May 7th of 2019 while the unsuspecting classmates watched the Princess Bride. What the fuck is that about?

That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. Yeah, that movie, I would have think, would have calmed them. They would have put down their guns and go, hey, I love this one.

I want to be the girl on the cover. But no. Yeah, Klebold and Aurora. No. I don't remember the fucking names. This is sad. This is how old I am, folks. Anyways, everybody, it's almost laying at the, screaming at the TV right now.

Erickson and McKinney plotted the fatal shooting just three days before graduation. You can't judge a book by its cover. Blow me. McKinney, then 16 years old, pleaded guilty last year and testified against Erickson. Erickson faces life in prison. I think he's the one on the left. When he's sentenced in September, McKinney can be paroled after 20 years due to the boy's juvenile status.

Now, get this. Here's where the United States and social media and fucking woke people all need to be exterminated. Social justice crusaders on social media advocated to get this hashtag abolish prisons for McKinney's release. Who was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole last July. McKinney was born female, but identifies as male. Please give me a call. Didn't seem to affect him any. Leftists claim that oppressive society, that's in quotes, and a world designed to kill us

had driven McKinney to violence, alleging that he doesn't deserve to be punished for his crimes because it wasn't his fault. I don't even believe the people who put this on social media believe it. I believe they did it once when Twitter first came out and went, oh my God, people actually agree with us. I just put that out there as bullshit, but you know what? We can change the world. It wasn't his fault, because they're not into accountability, these freaks,

that he committed the acts. In other words, if you're not blowing a transgender guy fucking, you know, in the breakdown lane on a highway, you're just an asshole. You're the problem. What? What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. I agree. It slipped out of my mouth. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Oh, it's just me and Matt. May God have mercy on your soul. Oh, fuck God. What? Instead, the social justice warriors advocated for the mass shooter to be able to get this, and then quotes, thrive as a trans person. Yes, he should be rewarded for being a fucking accessory to fucking

mass shooting. Yes. Send him to Aruba. First of all, he's going to prison. You understand his sex life is going to be better than ever. He's going to do

what Richard Speck did. Google Richard Speck. Remember him? He was a male nurse that killed about better than ever. He's going to do what Richard Speck did. Google Richard Speck. Remember him? He was a male nurse that killed about 1,000 people. He got fake tits when he was in prison. So you want him to be male. Enjoy your male cellmates. They're going to open your ass like a ripe cantaloupe, son.

I don't want the fame. All I want is you to stand there and give me some goddamn respect and that faggoty white... That movie just... Anyways. Anyways, they want him to thrive as a trans person and the court should disregard the first-degree murder

and 16 other counts to which he pleaded guilty to. That's what they think on social media. Who gives a fuck what you think? Exactly. McKinney told police while in custody that he had targeted three students who bullied him. Can I just say this for the zillionth time in my life? I think, maybe not these kids, but 98% of us bullied somebody and were bullied by somebody. I know that was my case. This kid John Dresser, he was a senior. He had a beard like ZZ Talk.

Cracked me with a pay phone at the mall over the head. You know what I did? He was in my metal class. We were working on, you know when you put a metal piece in a lathe and you turn it down, you turn it into a cannon or something. Well, I got there early and I put his in and reversed it so it grinded all the fucking... I think we ended up being friends a little bit at the end. He respected that. Anyways, he went after people who bullied him for being transgender, but he also wanted to make every student suffer like he had.

Fuck you. I have no sympathies for that. I don't care if they were bullied or not. Somebody called you faggot so they should die? Really? He told that to the Denver Post. Oh, poor you. The verdict Tuesday came less than 24 hours after closing arguments at the trial. He told that to the Denver Post. Oh, poor you.

The verdict Tuesday came less than 24 hours after closing arguments at the trial. Erickson was found guilty of 46 charges, including criminal attempt to commit murder in the first degree, extreme indifference, arson and criminal mischief. So enjoy your time in jail. That's his first time. Now here, this poor kid, Kendrick Castillo, this is like the second time, a couple years ago there was a mass shooting and a Latino kid died. I can't remember his name.

This poor guy, and I swear to God, he almost looked like this kid. Kendrick Castillo, 18, who attempted to disarm Erickson when the gunman's firearm jammed after several rounds, was killed in the shooting. That kid is a hero. And I bet you don't even hear about it, right? Because the victims are the two kids. They got bullied. Somebody called them faggot.

Hmm. Let me have some of my coffee. Chili dog, coffee light. That's every New Yorker. Chili dog, coffee light. That's every New Yorker. Chili dog coffee light. Speaking of violence, let's talk about a military who's becoming less and less violent. It's the only thing that should be violent, and it's their only mission statement is to destroy and win, basically. And anyways, the title here I put,

Corporal Klinger, please report to Colonel Potter's office. Corporal Klinger. The Department of Veterans Affairs, get this, folks, is in the beginning stages of enacting a new policy that will pay for transgender veterans to get sex changes because that's important. That's up on the list. to get sex changes, because that's important.

That's up on the list. As of 2020, there were 37,252 homeless veterans in the United States. But we're going to make sure Lieutenant fucking Jan Stevens, who's a man, gets some titties out there. Oh, my God. So there's over 37,000 homeless veterans in the United States, and this is what we're focused on. On Saturday, Virginia Secretary Dennis McDonough, who I believe is gay. We've talked about this guy before.

I could be wrong, and if he's not, he should be on the waiting list. Nice forehead. Let me diagram Vince Lombardi's power sweep on it. Look, Dennis McDonough spoke at Pride Month event in Florida. You know what? It's funny. They don't even say gay pride because they're not even sure anymore. Pride Month event in Florida and said that the agency was taking the first necessary steps to expand VA's care to

include gender confirmation surgery. Good for you. Oh, my God. Paying for the expensive surgeries, McDonough said, will allow transgender vets to go through the full gender confirmation process with VA at their side. There are several steps to take. First, you need a welding gun and some flux, excuse me, which will take time. But we are moving ahead methodically because we want this important change in policy to be implemented in a manner that has been thoroughly considered to ensure that the, listen to all the, you see how many extra words when you're listening to liberal people trying to show off their dialogue, but none of it means shit. I hate you fucks.

I can't even express how much I hate you. To ensure that services made available to veterans meet VA's rigorous standards. Yeah, because they have rigorous standards when they're coming and a vagina to a fucking... He lost his mind. McDonough asserted that due in part to minority stress, LGBTQ veterans experience mental illness and suicidal thoughts at far higher rates than those outside their community first of all how many you think

there are he's making it sound like fucking 75% of soldiers are you know trans you mean the 11 cause I don't know but every military TV show movie I've seen is a lot of rednecks who aren't going to be comfortable.

Do their feelings count? You forehead? Outside their community. But they are significantly less likely to see routine care. Yes, because there's only eight of them. Largely because they fear discrimination. I feel bad for them. It's not going to hurt, Timmy.

These are double A's. The VA health benefits package currently covers mental health services and hormone therapy, The Hill reports. Can you imagine the Russian and the Chinese fucking laughing their balls off? Remember the commercial we played a couple months ago, the Russian? It was an ad for the Russian military. We put it up against that woman who just got moved high up in the FBI. Remember?

We showed a Russian commercial, and it shows him like fucking ripped guy getting out of his car. a Russian commercial, and it shows him like fucking ripped guy getting out of his car. In January, Joe Biden signed an executive order lifting the ban on most transgender people serving in the military. Did he even know what he was signing? What are we doing? I just signed it. What's going on right now? Shut up. Here's a crayon, stupid. You're coloring the lines. President Biden believes gender identity should not be a bar to military service, and that America's strength is found in its diversity. Anybody who says that phrase is a hack, is a hack. That phrase has been uttered 70 million times, but now it's people up a brass in the military saying it, and our president. Good night, everybody. Strength is found in its diversity.

No, it isn't. I want 99% white rednecks from Alabama. You know who said that? Speaking of white rednecks, if you count freckles, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki. America is stronger around the world when it is inclusive.

Do you know what a fucking lie that is? Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Do you know what a fucking lie that is? You're a liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it. That phrase has been, I don't know now, what?

How many times you have heard that a day? And you don't know that that's somebody's mantra trying to fucking brainwash you? Read Tucker Carlson's book, Ship of Fools. Because I think he hits it head on. He goes, how does importing a bunch of people from other countries that don't speak the language have nothing in common with you? How does that strengthen your country? It doesn't.

As the southerner says, it don't. A 2016 RAND study estimated that between, and I don't believe these numbers for a second because these people lie about everything, 1,320 and 6,630 transgender service members are in the active military. Wow, that's kind of a big, isn't it? You know what I mean? That's a big range. 2,000 range 2000 lot fucking

Way far away from 6600. Yeah, you just pull those. Where'd you get those numbers? I'll tell you they blow up these numbers just like the woman's movement did as far as domestic violence on women Do you remember that first remember they made that lie up that women get beat up on the Super Bowl wives do more than and Then they had to retract it in There was another study. Like, if a woman fell off a ladder inside the house changing a light bulb, if it happened inside the house, they would throw it in the domestic violence thing. These are articles I actually read in papers.

So I'd say there's six transgender people. Okay, maybe a little more. I've done USO tours, and some of them girls is pretty husky. I'm just saying, hey, as long as they want to fight and kill, I'm just saying, you're only as strong, your army is as your weakest soldier. And I'll take a guy against a transgender woman every time. I could be wrong. I have a suggestion. I'm going to put it out there for Dana White, who I absolutely love and adore. Amanda Nunez, right? She has nobody to fight. She's the baddest woman on the planet. She just fucking,

she went through everybody in about seven minutes. And she's just looking for a, here's my idea. Somebody's going to call him and make a million dollars with it. But have Amanda Nunez either fight some male, a biological male who's ranked like 140th in the world or whatever, right? Or a fucking trans male. Can you imagine the money at the gate for a pay-per-view event with the first transgender man, which is a woman who became a man, fighting?

Wait, I'm saying it wrong. Trans woman. A guy who became a woman. Well, no. You could do it either way. What am I saying? I'm so confused. You could have a guy who became a woman, right?

That's what's going on now. They want to play in the women's league. Have him, right? Him slash her. Or take a girl who became a guy. Whatever. I'm just saying, Dana. I'll take about 8%.

I watch that shit when I get home. Oh, God, I love it. I mean, Matt, do you believe there's 6,630 Transgender Service members in active? Well, I think it's somewhere between 1,500 and 7,000. Yes. Isn't that what it sounds? They're hard to spot. You know what?

That's exactly why those numbers are that fucking wide. I can't tell. They're going, Bill, well, you're an expert in this shit. I don't know. I can't tell. They're going, Bill, well, you're an expert in this shit. I don't know. It's somewhere between 10 and 100,000.

Thanks for narrowing it down. Anyways, well, between 830 and 4,160 members are in reserve duty. They can't even tell themselves. Your son looks like a fag to me. Yeah, but he's doing very well in the Marines. Shut your mouth. Speaking of transgender and people that are a little bit confused sexually, including myself,

I don't know what I want to do anymore. I'm looking at these dolls that you can order for 10 grand from Japan. I want to get a Chinese one just so I can punch it in the face and choke it. They like that. Here's the headline for this story. Fly your flags, you big fags. Fly your flags, you big fags, day ended in tragedy. Fort Lauderdale mayor, I didn't look up to see if he was straight or not,

Dean Tritalis, Democrat, said Saturday, the incident of a driver slamming into spectators at the start of a pride parade in South Florida, killing one man and seriously injuring another one was a terrorist attack against the LGBT community. Ah, the homosexuals. This is what he said. Before he even knew the facts. Oh, he's not gay.

There's no way he's trying to picture him with a ball gag in his mouth and a leather helmet on. This is a terrorist attack against the LGBT community. Trans Talus, who was in, he got the word Tran in his last name. For the love of God, isn't God funny? Who was in attendance, he told WPLG. This is exactly what it is, he said. Hardly an accident. It was deliberate, it was premeditated, and it was targeted against a specific person. Luckily, they missed that person, but unfortunately, they hit two other people, he said. And then he said this.

I suck cock, and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. You know who they almost hit? I think he was talking about. So what this jerk off is saying, because he's a Democrat, he assumes it was like some right wingers or some Trumps because they almost hit Debbie. As they used to say, Debbie was a man Schultz. Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Remember her at that piece of ass just another left-wing beauty was also attending the event with her staff and issued a statement marking herself safe and she said this in quotes I am deeply shaken and devastated that a life was lost and others seriously injured at tonight's Wilton Manor Stonewall pride paradeade, Schultz said, and I say to that.

You know what? I wet my ass with your feelings. Yeah, she's a liar. Are you interested in the real story? Absolutely. Not everyone considered the incident a terrorist attack. President of the Fort Lauderdale Gay Men's Chorus, which I used to belong to until I got caught dating a girl. Gay Men's Ch just in night, this guy leads up the gay chorus, stated Saturday night that both the driver and the victims of an accident

were part of his group. That kind of clears it up, doesn't it, Mayor? Our thoughts and prayers with those affected by the tragic accident that occurred when the Stonewall Pride Parade was just getting started, Knight wrote in a statement. Our fellow chorus members were those injured. And the driver was also part of the chorus family. To my knowledge, this was not an attack on the LGBTQ community. So come on. Please give me a call.

I will, at least you're being honest. Can you imagine the mayor comes out, definitely try to kill blah, blah, blah, hoping that people, well, I bet you Don Lemon's probably saying it. It was a pickup truck, you know, it had a flag on it. Here's the white truck that hit some people at the Proud, first of all, you shouldn't be having a parade. We'll bet over this a million times. And if you don't, if you want it summed up, Google Norm MacDonald's bit.

We have the same take. Why are you proud of something that you had nothing to do with? I mean, you were born that way. That's what you tell me when I'm throwing rocks at you. I'm kidding. Never did that, and you know I'm fucking around. But here's the truck. Take it away.

Here he comes. and you know I'm fucking around. But here's the truck. Take it away. La, la, la, la. Here he comes. Looks like he's pulling into the home deep to pick up shrubs. What do we got? Oh! Oh! Well done, Nick. Thank you.

I read on and the guy said he got his foot stuck. But I almost believe him the way he went in. He got his foot stuck between the brake and the gas. At first you're going, that can't happen. Well, maybe he had those giant platform shoes on. That those gay people like so much. You know. Love to say shit like that.

It makes people go, cuckoo. Hey, I want to thank, Frank? I want to thank, yeah. I want to thank one-time contributors financially to the show. I love you people. You keep us up and running. Philip Goldstein of New York. Sean Vail, California.

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So if they can do that to him, they can't do it to me because I'm much better. I'm just saying, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts, and especially the people that came out to the shows this weekend. It really is uplifting. You know what else is uplifting? This clip I'm about to show you of this woman, young girl, I should say, a woman, I don't I should say, a woman. I don't want to be sexist.

I think we've showed her clips before on Twitter. She's a little bit of a doll who really is very eloquent in ripping the left. Hot young lady letting the lefty cocksuckers have it right in the gut. You go, girl. Alexandra Laines, at real Alex, A-I-N-S, tweeted, I'm not responsible for your feelings and will not cater to you. My message to the intolerant left is this. Why do I still have to address this? God, liberals, leftists, all one and the same, way too sensitive over words and opinions.

Being a keyboard warrior is not a job. It's time to grow up and learn how to handle hearing things you don't like without wishing someone dead. Most of you are in your little comfort bubbles, all focused on yourself and how oppressed you are, how oppressed you want others to be, claiming to be inclusive, pushing inclusivity onto others, and then not living by that mindset, attacking anyone that thinks even the slightest bit differently than you, and then putting world peace in your Instagram bio and acting like a hero. I'm not responsible for your feelings. I'm not responsible for your triggers. I'm not responsible for your comfort, and I will not cater to you. And just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean you should bully them, and it doesn't make them phobic towards anything either.

You preach diversity 24-7 like it it's your job yet you completely forget about diversity of thought and if the thought of someone disagreeing with you makes you cry that's your own personal problem get a tissue you don't get to parade around and harass and dictate how someone thinks if you want to preach tolerance open up a dictionary learn what it means and live by it because the world does not revolve around you i I think we've played this girl before, but good for you. I mean, she's pretty young to have her head screwed on that. Guarantee from the South. Could be wrong.

Probably dating a bass player who hates her politics, but he love her. Trying to hide my third neck. Eating like an animal. You have to eat so much, then you come home and you're like, you know what? I've already damaged myself this weekend. It's Sunday. Why stop here? You guys know what goldfish crackers are? I think you do. Well, I eat a bag of those in about, I'd say, six to seven minutes. And then it's time for dinner. Anyways, let's move on, shall we? For some bizarre reason, thousands of people want Amazon CEO Jeffy Bezos, multi-trillionaire, to buy and eat the Mona Lisa painting. This is all we could find of him eating a lizard that he

found in one of his delivery box. To clarify, the Mona Lisa in question is not food. It's probably the same Mona Lisa you're thinking of, the painting by Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo da Vinci, that lives in the Louvre Museum, the Louvre in Paris. Earlier this week, an online petition for Bezos to buy and eat the famous painting, am I really reading this, suddenly started picking up traction. I'd sign it if there was lead in the paint, but we know there wasn't back then. The petition started a year ago by a Maryland musician named Kane Powell. Powell told Vice that he and his friends were at an Applebee's, where all great ideas come about, talking about Bezos, given that Amazon was in the news at the time,

and said he should just buy it just because he has the money to. When asked why he recommended that Bezos eat the painting, Powell gave a really simple answer. He says, honestly, I don't know. I'm going to find out what the hell happens here. Amy Adler, an art law expert and professor at the New York University School of Law told the New York Times that the hypothetical

idea of Bezos buying and eating the painting would fall within listen to this horse shit listen to this this nonsense that comes out of the painting art world where you can take a painting and just by

I don't know like child psychology you can make it worth zillions we know i mean the da vinci you don't have to be an art but anyway listen within the tradition of destruction of art so i guess these people that you know do graffiti all over fucking highways they creation of destruction of art as a way of creating art. Other artists have carried out this practice in recent decades, Adler noted, such as Robert Rauschenberg, who spent a month erasing a drawing by Willem de Kooning in 1953. I pissed all over paint by numbers my sister did. I mean, it doesn't cost nothing. The resulting, do you believe I'm reading this?

The resulting erased de Kooning drawing is part of the San Francisco, oh, now you go, Museum of Modern Art's permanent collection. That's an erased painting right there, or drawing. And they call that art. Somebody put a gun in my mouth, please. The power of erased, this is in quotes, the power of erased de Kooning drawing

derives from the allure of the unseen and from the enigmatic nature of Rochberg's decision to erase a de Kooning, was it an act of homage, provocation, humor, patricide, destruction, or as Rochberg once suggested, celebration? The museum rights. So we should break in and just start scraping shit and going, hey, that was my thought.

Yeah, but Nick, you just have a podcast. Get out of here. Erased Ducooning drawing alludes essay answers. It's mysterious beginnings, leaving it open to a range of present and future interpretations. In other words, nobody knows what the fuck, why it happened. But if you come up with an idea that sounds good, you might get a payday. I can't even wrap my head around it. It's so friggin' abstract.

Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. Nonetheless, judging by the Louvre's reaction, there appears to be little chance that Bezos would have the chance to buy the Mona Lisa, much less eat it. What do you put on the Mona Lisa? Anyway, obviously a nice bolognese, a nice ragu on those titties. We have seen the petition, but the Musée de l'Oeuvre will not comment. Sophie Grains, the museum's deputy director of communications, said in a statement they wouldn't get back to them of course not that's enough for today kids remember find the nice painting and ruin it it could be money in for you um good to be back thank you again people that came out to see me in dallas

we're getting back on track as far as attendance and people contributing, because when I got the boot, like any good show who tells the truth off YouTube, we can still advertise there. It hurt us in many ways, but now we're seeing the numbers come back, because I'm a workaholic. Other than the three weeks I'll take off next year. That is it. What else? Remember cameo.com. Got a bunch of them this weekend

because of Father's Day. If you want me to roast a friend or relative, go to cameo.com. I'll make a little video on my phone for a small fee, send it right to them, and ruin their day, or make their day. They're usually fans and they love it.

Don't forget thecomicsgym.com. That's the main website for this show, and nickdip.com. Click on my tour button. You can watch the show there, too, and find out where I'm going to be. That is it. You think it. I will say it. You're very welcome. We will see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Have a good day, everybody. guitar solo We'll see you next time.