The Nick DiPaolo Show - This Kamala is African American | Nick DiPaolo Show #393
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Well, what was the big news? Why does this shirt keep riding up on my fucking...
This is fucking Christ.
Fucking fag designers
don't know how to make a... And by the way,
okay, it's either this,
like a 1978 fucking disco
dancer, or I button up
this, like fucking Bill Gates in high school.
There should be a button
right about here.
How do you fucking homos who make this
shit don't understand that?
Nick, why do you gotta
throw in the homo shit?
Can't you just shut it?
Who do you think's making this shit?
Construction workers?
Hmm.
Hello.
I'm hiding my fucking bad haircut
with this hat today.
Jesus Christ, I look like I have the mange on both sides of my head.
It does.
It looks like a cat who's living in an alley the last four years.
Clumps coming out.
Didn't shave.
Ate about, I'd say, two sleeves of Ritz crackers before I hit the bed last night.
Got enough sodium on my face.
I am fucking finished.
I just want to blow up one year up to about,
I could get up to 300 pounds by, I'd say the end of September. If you guys saw the way I ate,
I'm not fucking shitting you. I am not shitting you. I go to McDonald's and I hold back because
I don't want to be embarrassed that they see one person in the car. And I ordered seven sandwiches
and I wouldn't even burp after fucking eating
that shit. Anyways, Joe Biden selects a Kamala. That's how you say her name. I saw her guy. Oh,
is it Goldstein? Whatever the fuck he is. He was on Tucker last night telling Tucker,
tell all the people at Fox it's Kamala Harris, like karma.
How about Twat's own Harris?
Who gives a fuck?
Joe Biden selects, I'm going to call it Carmella Harris as a running mate.
Presumptive Democrat nominee Joe Biden, he's not going to be the nominee, okay? And if he wins, she's really the president.
The fact has selected Kamala Harris to be his running mate,
making her the first black woman.
That is not true.
You're lying.
And you're a piece of shit.
She is Indian and Jamaican.
Well, Jamaicans are black. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're Jamaican.
They're not fucking American black.
And if you're saying,
what's the big deal?
Here's the big deal.
The Democrats go crazy
when the right does that shit.
When the Republicans
group all Latinos together
like Puerto Ricans, Cubans,
they're the first ones to scream.
That's racist.
This guy just fucking lies.
See how important it is to have the black vote?
Making her the first, it says black, but woman on a major White House ticket.
The former vice president announced this on social media yesterday.
And I have a great honor to announce that I pick a camilla harris good for you hey
where are the white women at i ruled them all out remember a few months ago i committed to a woman
of color that's fine if you guys want to do that that's fine with me as long as trump or anybody
else can come out and go you know what no? No minorities, no women. I want a nice
white guy like myself. Okay? When we're able to say that, then we will have true equality in this
country. Talk about discrimination. The White House candidate continued, back when Kamala was
Attorney General, she worked closely with Beau, my son. I watched as they took on the big banks, lifted up
working people, looked up their skirts, and protected women and kids from abuse. I was proud
then and I'm proud now to have her as my partner in this campaign. I've already sniffed her hair.
Smells like shit. In a statement after her selection, Harris tweeted,
I was like, shit.
In a statement after her selection, Harris tweeted,
actual Biden can unify the American people because he spent his life fighting for us.
And as a president, he built an America that lives up to our ideals.
I'm honored to join him as our party's nominee for vice president and do what it takes to make him our commander in chief, she said.
I suck cock and I love it.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
Oh, really?
He fights to build.
Is that right, Kamala?
That's funny.
Remember Joe Biden a few months ago was accused of sexually assaulting somebody back in the 80?
You said you believe the accusers and that he did it.
Boy, you forgot about that.
Huh? Yeah. Also, you said Jussie Smollett. You jumped on that train right after it happened. A week after it happened, you said,
I believe this happened to him. It's a modern day lynching. And you still haven't taken that
down from your website, I was told. Okay. But you know what?
She's like every politician, left or right, middle. Say anything because it's all about power.
You said he was a sexual assault. Fuck it. I'll work with him. Put that aside. A couple of fingers. Big deal. Dirty, dirty whore. President Trump's reelected campaign swiftly responded to Biden's
selection of Harris, branding the pair slow Joe and phony Kamala. Come on, we can do better than
that. How about Joe blowing the dirty hoe? That was pretty good. Kamala Harris ran for president by rushing to the radical left,
embracing Bernie's plan for socialized medicine. This is what the Trump people said,
calling for trillions in new taxes, attacking Joe Biden for his racist policies, but now she's
working with him. Biden and Harris famously clashed at a heated confrontation over the issue of busing to desegregate public schools during the Democratic presidential debate.
You remember this little thing here, don't you?
You know, there was a little girl in California who was part of the second class to integrate her public schools.
And she was bused to school every day.
And that little girl was me oh is that right
you turned into a feminist war clip if you shut the fuck up and let me read my list there's the
look at biden gotta look on it oh fuck she got my balls in a vice here
and that little girl was me the jamaican indian
And that little girl was me.
The Jamaican Indian.
Bussing was stupid.
I think it was Ted Kennedy's idea originally.
But we put all that aside and we can work together and bring the country together.
Oh, it's such a fucking sad thing, isn't it?
Harris reckoned as California attorney general and district attorney in san francisco was heavily scrutinized during the democratic primary and turned off some liberals and younger
black voters who saw her as out of step on issues of systemic race it's there's no such thing
systemic racism in the legal system really i'm gonna do a couple stories today where they let
murderers and rape we did them yesterday fucking fucking rapists out because COVID was coming into the jail and he, you know, but, and police brutality. She tried
to strike a balance on these issues. So she's actually, this is the only thing we like about
it. She's sort of for law and order, declaring herself a progressive prosecutor who backs law
enforcement reforms.
And then I saw an article, I didn't pull it, but they did a poll already with young people,
young Democrats, and they're kind of disappointed that Joe picked her.
Because they believe in all that systemic pipeline from fucking whatever to jail.
They believe all that horse shit.
Make me a sandwich. Make me a sandwich.
Make me a fucking sandwich.
And I'll make me a sandwich segment tonight.
When President Trump on Tuesday
attacked Kamala Harris
for being extraordinarily nasty
to Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
during his confirmation hearings,
Harris, who Joe Biden had early announced running, went viral for aggressively questioning
Kavanaugh's sexual misconduct allegations during the justices' heated 2018 confirmation
hearings, where she also touched on abortion laws and Trump's reaction to the 2017 white
supremacist rally in Charlottesville.
Here's where she asked Kavanaugh.
Well, she's asking about abortion, but she does it in a tricky, gotcha kind of way.
Can you think of any laws that give government the power to make decisions about the male body?
Yes, rape.
We can't put our hard dicks in anybody at any time.
Who's the black guy in the days back then?
I'm happy to answer a more specific question.
Male versus female.
There are medical procedures.
That the government has the power to make a decision about a man's body?
It's not about your pussy.
You're asking about medical procedures that are unique to men.
I'll repeat the question.
Can you think of any laws
that give the government
the power to make decisions
about the male body?
I'm not thinking of any
right now, Senator.
Yes, I can't put my balls
in a girl's mouth
in the Third Isle at Walmart.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
My vagina's
angry. It is.
It's pissed off.
My vagina
is furious. Yes, it is.
And it stinks.
This is why I can't get on Fox Nation.
Shit like
this.
She's just an angry woman.
I got to be honest, though.
I think she's attractive.
You, Rez?
She's attractive.
I bet you in her heyday, she was a piece of ass.
I'd like to get her and Pelosi together in a hot tub
and fucking drown them both.
Anyways, yeah, Trump said she was extraordinarily nasty to Kavanaugh.
Judge Kavanaugh, now Justice Kavanaugh, said during the briefing, she was nasty to a level that was just horrible.
Now Justice Kavanaugh said during the briefing, she was nasty to a level that was just horrible.
The thing, the way she was, the way she treated now Justice Kavanaugh.
And I won't forget that soon.
Ooh, sounds like a threat there.
And then he said, make me a sandwich.
Make me a fucking sandwich.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Get that guy on the show.
The former California Attorney General also prodded Kavanaugh as to whether he agreed with Trump's comments in response to Charlottesville rally that both sides would have blamed for the violence.
Remember that?
And they debunked that a week after it happened.
That is not what he said.
She's just a fucking phony.
But so they're all phony.
You know what I mean?
So I'm interested because black people, they did a poll,
over 81% of them don't want the police defunded.
Yet they were pissed at her for being tough on crime in L.A.
So I don't know how that fits into the equation.
But nobody's going to be tougher than Trump on it, you know.
I hope.
I'm a little disappointed he hasn't sent in the Marines into Portland. Fucking open fire with, again, rubber bullets.
Don't want to hurt these pussies.
Here's an interview from May 12th of 2019
when Kamala Harris went one-on-one with Jake Tapper.
As she knows, she's a big fan of Bernie's take on health care.
And this is her view.
Remember this when you fucking pulled the lever
that she said this about health care.
So you support
giving universal health care
and Medicare for all to people who are in this country
illegally? Let me just be very
clear about this. I am opposed
to any policy that
would deny in our country
any human being from access to public safety,
public education, or public health, period.
It's so stupid. It's so stupid. It's so stupid.
You're fucking crazy.
Do you think she believes an ounce of that?
Do you understand that would be a magnet
from everybody over the planet
to come to the United States to get healthcare?
Third world shitholes.
Do you understand that?
She knows that.
Say what you have to say to grab that power.
Anybody, anybody who is in our borders,
doesn't matter if they just snuck over,
should get free education, health care.
What the fuck?
Have you looked at the debt?
You Jamaican Indian phony.
I'm more black than her.
I actually have black blood on me, I'm Italian.
Jamaica man.
Anyway, remember she fucking lied about smoking weed and listening to Snoop Dogg?
She was on some radio show.
And then somebody did research.
And the time that she mentioned, I guess she said she was in, I don't know, college.
And they went back into the timeline.
This song wasn't even out yet.
I don't know, college.
And they went back into the timeline.
This song wasn't even out yet.
Anyway, that's his pick.
Let me just say this about that.
She's Jamaican.
She's Indian.
She's not black.
Close enough.
I wonder if Joe's going to go to her. Hey, man, if you ain't black.
What?
You could be the VP.
So she's lying about beer.
Here we go.
Kamala Harris.
This is at Breitbart.
This is fucking great.
Kamala Harris is an African-American.
She's ethnically
Indian and Jamaican.
That's not the same thing
this person said.
You are correct, sir.
This is the,
what's his name?
Hassan Kassim?
Raheem Kassam.
Close enough.
You know,
he's one of the nine terrorists
that hit the towers.
He survived.
He just had the wind
knocked out of him, apparently.
She says her mother's Indian, her father's
from Jamaica. Kamala
Harris makes history as first...
So he says
makes history as first African
American politician who was not African
of heritage.
And again,
why that's important is because the left they're sticklers when people
do shit and lump groups in you know i mean so you gotta call them on the bullshit
joe biden recently implied blacks in america are a monolith now by calling his vp pick kamala
harris african-american the media is endorsing his racist position that all blacks are the same.
It's really fucking hilarious coming on the heels of his comments last week.
While the media will continue to portray Harris as African-American,
it's important to note her mother was from India and her father was from Jamaica.
Jamaica, man.
Come to Jamaica.
That's not typically what people think of when they say african
american this guy says i'm indian for example i don't go around pretending to be black
political activist ali alexander of half african extraction himself noted the matter over a year
ago tweeting kamala harris is not an american black she She's half Indian, half Jamaican. I'm so sick of
people robbing American blacks like myself of our history. It's disgusting. He was met with derision
from white liberal reporters in the establishment media who demanded there was no difference.
You racist fucks. You lecture us every day and night for the last 30 years how racist we are on the right.
The fact that Democrats would select an Indian Jamaican candidate and build them as African-American in a year marred by Black Lives Matter rights would usually be unthinkable. country in the history of the planet uh he says then you remember the they continuously call men
who identify as women women and allow them to compete in women's sports which is a
that's a great point your son looks like a fag to me
you know your son looks like a fag to me he's got a woman's body but uh he's bending down to run the 300 meters and his nuts are hanging out
of his shorts they call this an important distinction they call this important distinction
saying that kamala harris is not a racial attack on harris as they uh have uh in the past even
though the writer of this article shares an ethnic background with Harris, Indian. He says, but don't take my
word for it. Kamala Harris' own father, her own dad lashed out about her race grifting,
telling a Canadian magazine last year, this is her dad talking, my dear departed grandmothers,
as well as my deceased parents must be turning in their grave right now to see their family's name, reputation, and proud Jamaican identity being connected in any way, jokingly or not, with
a fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy-seeker and in the...
Wow, he's going heavy on the fucking American blacks, isn't he?
Pot-smoking.
Well, she said that herself.
Pot-smoking joy-seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics he says speaking for myself and my immediate jamaican family we wish to categorically
disassociate ourselves from this travesty he said i would tell anybody outside the family
what you're thinking again and i suspect there'll be a large number of African-Americans across the U.S.
who aren't happy with the ethnicity or race being co-opted to suit a political candidate who shares a little with them.
So you hear that, black people? She's not even black, but they're using her.
So you're being used again by the Biden and the Democrats.
You're being used again.
Trump gave you the lowest unemployment,
the most fucking,
black people had more jobs
in the history of the country.
It should be easy.
If there was no MSNBC,
no CNN, no ABC, CBS, NBC,
whatever the fuck, Washington, you know, the Republicans would win every year.
The only reason the fucking Democrats are even in the race every year is because they have the mainstream media as a propaganda arm.
So I hope black people get upset at that.
that uh the same for the native americans who weren't so hot on elizabeth warren prancing around pretending to be uh one of them
All right, take it easy.
You know why I let that play so long?
College football.
You don't understand. I like college football more than anything on the goddamn planet.
Anything.
What am I going to do all fall? Pac-12 dropped out. college football more than anything on the goddamn planet. Anything.
What am I gonna do all fall? Pac-12 dropped out, Big Ten dropped out.
So you can't have college football.
What are you gonna watch, Fordham versus Vermont?
This is fucking Christ.
The truth many are learning and that many already knew is that the left does in fact class all
immigrants as one group and they ruthlessly attack ethnic minorities who deviate from the
liberal plantation i should know i've been one of them he's this is the guy that wrote this he's
indian he said early on in my career i was told by a left-wing activist in the United Kingdom that I couldn't be a conservative because I was brown.
You're one of us, he said, or words to that effect.
He later apologized, but the cat was out of the bag.
That's how they think.
Again, do as I say, not as I do.
Let's stay on the Biden family.
The only bigger asshole in the Biden family
other than Joe is his son, Hunter.
Looks like Brian Williams.
Hunter Biden settled a $450,000 tax debt
within six days last month,
despite recently claiming he was too broke
to pay child support, according to a new report. too broke to pay child support according to a new report
he couldn't pay child support but he settled his 450 000 bet
that's his wife is actually
she's got dramatic music, too, when she fights.
Yeah, the son of the presidential candidate was slapped with a hefty lean on July 9th
by District of Columbia, Columbia, Columbia, Jesus Christ.
Hey, did you check out the Columbia?
For unpaid state income taxes and despite having no clear job,
was able to resolve the bill in the space of a week.
A spokesman for the office of the chief financial officer in D.C.
confirmed to the publication that the younger Biden, 50,
was released on July 15th after the tax issue was resolved.
Huh.
Talk about white privilege.
Must have been some of that chink money.
Remember, he worked on an energy which he knew nothing about.
I look fucking crazy with this hat, these glasses.
Look like an offensive coordinator for Clemson.
Air right, better boy.
Green left.
131 slant.
X, Y, Z.
Go route.
I have a Patreon question.
Oh, for the love of Christ.
Timmy R. Wilmington, North Carolina.
Hey, Nick, with the Democrats picking the worst possible candidate,
who then picks the worst possible VP candidate, Kamala Harris?
Is it possible the Dems are trying to throw the election on purpose
so they can get back to the blame game politics they are known for?
No.
Next question. game politics they are known for no next question um no i and and uh tim i still say that uh i'm
still sticking to my guns that something's gonna happen to biden he's gotta come out of his mouse
hole if he says he doesn't want to debate right right? Nobody's, everybody's going to go, oh, fuck him then.
We know he can't run.
He's not, you know, he's not suited to run.
And now Kamala Harris, I mean, she's just fucking,
she's just transparent in her hypocrisy.
But no, they don't want to fucking throw the election so the Republicans take it.
They're all about the White House.
And as far as the blame game,
that will be on steroids
once they have the House
and the Senate and the...
You kidding me?
You won't recognize this country.
Why do you think they're trying
to have mail-in ballots?
Fucking rot with fraud.
It's been proved a thousand times.
Anyways, before the pandemic,
Senate Republicans have been preparing
to invest Hunter Biden's job
on the board of notoriously corrupt
Ukrainian gas company, Barisma Holdings,
for which he was paid $50,000 a month.
That's $48,000 more than I make
doing the show a month.
Despite having no experience in the energy sector,
he did a change of light bulb, he said, when he was in high school.
Hunter Biden's financial woes were made public last year
when he was sued by an ex-stripper with whom he fathered a child.
He argued he couldn't make child support payments because he was broke.
Now I'm starting to like him.
Shut that kid up.
I'm trying to get laid up in here.
I attest that I am unemployed
and have no monthly income since May 2019,
the former lobbyist wrote in a November 2019 affidavit
before settling with the woman out of court.
The father of five also told the court he was in.
He's more black than fucking Kamala Harris is.
Bang and strip his five kids being super tax trouble.
Guarantee his credit stores in the shit or two.
his credit stores in the shit or two.
His wife accused him of blowing their money on hookers, strip clubs, and drugs.
Don't make me start liking this guy.
Biden became a father for the fifth time in March when his second wife,
Destiny, no, Melissa Cohen.
That was one of my best tweets recently.
Remember, I read that it said 98% of the strippers were molested as kids or whatever.
That's why they became strippers.
That explains why 100% of them are named Destiny.
Great fucking tweet. Got 11 likes because I'm being shadowbanned.
of them named destiny it's a great fucking tweet got 11 likes because i'm being shadow man uh anyways uh he married cohen just weeks after splitting from
holly biden the widow of his late brother beau anybody is that kind of weird
i don't know i don't mean to judge I mean, maybe she's a real piece of
ass, but that means he was drooling over her even when, huh? You know what I mean?
I'd have to see her first before I judge. It'd be funny if she was like a 700-pound housemaid.
Remember Arnie Schwarzenegger banged his maid? She looked like a fucking mechanic from Brazil.
Remember Arnie Schwarzenegger banged his maid?
She looked like a fucking mechanic from Brazil.
The couple continue to be spotted driving a Porsche Panamera,
which retails at $129,000,
and Biden purchased a $2.5 million home in Hollywood Hills last June. Nothing to see here. Please, Pittsburgh.
Nothing to see here. Please. June. That's the future president.
Maybe that's his kid.
Laura Loomer.
You know who she is?
She's like a right wing chick that was always on Twitter doing.
Maybe she went to Pelosi's house and was banging on the door.
She always did these stunts and stuff.
She was always out there until she got booted from every platform.
She's running in Florida.
Laura Loomis says Xfinity Comcast,
that's the cable company, your internet provider, cable company,
banned her text emails,
claims Dem opponent has ties to the media giant,
is what she says.
Florida Republican congressional candidate Laura Loma,
who was reportedly ahead in her bid to unseat incumbent Democrat rep Lois Frankel, took, that's, what's his name?
Who? Did you see? Victor Frankel took... That's... What's his name? Who? Did you see?
Victor Frankel.
No, who's
that? Oh my
God. I am fucking losing my
shit in public.
Who's the Minnesota
guy that was on SNL that got caught
grabbing tits?
Oh my God.
This is the saddest show ever.
Is it his last name?
No, that's Franken.
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ, I'm sounding like my dad.
Ew, Frank something.
Frankarini?
Unbelievable.
Al Franken is what I was trying to think.
Anyway, she's ahead of this lois frankel she took to social media on tuesday to announce xfinity has banned her from sending texts and
emails to supporters comcast here in palm beach county she says is one of the only internet
service providers and sometimes the only one that you have available and as a republican frontrunner
in my congressional race i have now been banned the 27 year old former undercover journalist added you fucking believe
this i am here i have things to say and not only that there are tweets online of comcast publicly
thanking my democrat opponent opponent so there's clearly a tie to comcast and my opponent worst fucking cable
company ever by the way uh she continued adding that frankl is one of only 31 members of congress
who owns comcast stock now it makes sense huh oh that dirty cogsucker what is happening to me is
probably going to start happening to other conservative candidates
and other conservatives in general, she said.
In June, the Luna campaign released internal polling show her nine points ahead of Frankel,
noting that the National Republican Congressional Committee at the time was not supportive of her candidacy.
Luma has managed, by the way, Matt Goetz, the Florida senator or congressman,
he's backed her. So is Roger Stone. Luma has managed to dramatically out-fundraise her GOP
opponents. And in the first quarter of this year, she out-raised Frankel two and a half to one.
That's good news, I think, for Trump as far as Florida. On Monday, former Trump advisor and longtime associate Roger Stone,
Roger Stone, along with rep Matt Goetz endorsed Loomer at an event hosted by Palm Beach Republican
Party. I thought she was just like a flaky broad, you know, a real right winger who's out there,
kind of an activist type. She's actually an undercover journalist. She says, I'm going to
win, she said, adding her victory uh will be the first
uh time a d platform candidate will get a party nomination frankl won the district in 2016
with 60 of the vote uh and in 2018 she ran unopposed you're a loser you'll always be a loser. So let's check out this video.
She put out a video proving that Xfinity is, you know, banning her texts and emails.
I'll show you all how the telecommunications companies, and this is Xfinity.
This is Xfinity that we're on right now.
You click on it, and it's supposed to go.
You saw it's supposed to go to my campaign page and it says we've blocked access
so Xfinity is now blocking access
to my campaign donation
pages and my campaign website
and they're calling it dangerous
you believe it?
so now it's not just the big tech companies
cable companies are get involved.
Fucking wartime.
We're getting close, folks.
I better get to that range
and zero in that scope.
I'm going to make an ass
myself up there.
I know it.
I'll be shooting fucking,
I'll be hitting targets
to my right.
I don't know how to do this shit.
I played hockey growing up.
I'm not from South Carolina.
Got a picture of Haley Biden.
Yikes.
She looks like, who does she look like?
What guy?
I'm sure, well, she's not like, whatever.
She's got the fucking jaw of the rifleman
the smile of the joker
and the fucking hair
of Gene Simmons
look at him with a smirk on his face that's right
I'm banging my dead brother's wife yummy yummy
I don't know
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Stay on the health thing.
COVID, folks, COVID.
It is running rapid.
But again, what's the big number I said?
What's the important number?
What are the odds of it killing you?
If you're under 70, it's still 0.14 or 4.1.
Who cares how many cases?
Kids, oh, kids are starting.
They don't even know they have symptoms.
And here's another thing.
I don't know where I read this.
I got to bring this article in.
There was a nurse in Florida who sent out 20 tests, right?
She didn't even test anybody.
She just sent them out to the lab to see.
They come back and they had, I think,
nine of them were positive.
So don't tell me there's not some shit going on politically.
Still laugh at people.
But in Hawaii, which is a nice liberal state,
Hawaii is regularly seeing triple-digit increases in COVID-19 infections.
It's spreading faster there than anywhere else in the nation.
It underscores just how fast the virus is spreading.
Who cares?
Oh, boy, you.
Experts say that Hawaii now has the highest reproduction rate in the nation.
What's that got to do with COVID?
Fucking it.
At 1.6. In other words, every person who gets sick
is passing the virus on to 1.6 other individuals on average.
I went out with a 1.6 once when I got out of college.
Oh my God.
Glass eye, club foot, hair lip, mohawk.
Nice guy though.
Anyways, that is very, very high, Honolulu Mayor Kirk Cobble said.
Wow.
Thank you, Mayor.
Anything above one means the virus is spreading quickly.
The next closest state is South Dakota, which surprised the shit out of me.
Well, there's eight people in South Dakota.
At 1.2 in Texas, the number is 1.16.
at 1.2 in texas the number is 1.16 dr scott miskovich who has overseen mass testing events statewide on the mainland said hawaii's reproduction rate is bad news
it's just a glaring example of how we need to be serious about this we need to wear masks
and we need social distancing the fucking liberal liar said
you know what's funny this it only affects really one demographic old people right isn't it hilarious
biden will be the oldest president if he got elected. He's the same age as Reagan was when Reagan left office.
So COVID could.
You could assassinate this president by having an Asian woman sneeze on his fucking BLT.
Who's with me?
Ding dong now.
We are spreading it in closed respiratory environments, he said.
Get outside.
It's very serious.
That's easy for you to say.
You live in Hawaii.
Why aren't you outside anyways?
You're in Hawaii, for Christ's sake.
People in Detroit going to go outside?
Chicago, catch a bullet in the ass?
It's true, though.
Get out in the fresh air.
See people jogging with a mask on.
You dumb fucking people.
You people have no idea how to fucking defend a nation.
What do you say the Bill Hicks, one of my favorite comic heroes, comedians, once said the average American has an emotional level of about eighth grade.
I think he was being generous.
But this video proves it.
Even though I agree with this guy, a guy threw a tantrum at a supermarket in Arizona about wearing a face mask.
And I agree with this point, but it just shows how childish.
I mean, just get in the manager's face or whatever.
But don't fucking you don't have to cut. You know, they know they're going to go viral.
They just even grown men now. This this was almost embarrassing.
Like I said, I agree. But a new incident in a Tucson, Arizona grocery shop, specifically a Sprouts.
Specifically, a Sprouts.
Oh, it's called Sprouts.
Only in the fucking West.
Fucking Sprouts.
Honey, did you go to Green Diaries and pick up some eggs?
Has gone viral after a man who had a tantrum about mask requirements.
He's carried out of the store by a younger gentleman who is reportedly his son.
Let's take a look at this.
People won't learn.
These people won't learn.
You're a bunch of idiots wearing masks.
You know it's not real.
Look at you fools.
You got a fucking doily on your face, you retard.
It looks like you fucking got it off your mom's countertop!
Sounds like a New Yorker.
You look like an idiot, you're the child!
Try to make me wear a mask!
Hey, fuck you, asshole!
Shut up!
Shut up, boy!
You're a dork, look at you, you giant fucking dork!
What are you gonna do?
You're a dork, good boy!
Come outside!
Come outside and show me how tough you are!
Fucking little- I'll beat that fucking mask off your face like a fucking retard!
You gotta grow up.
Fucking pussy!
You're not a kid anymore.
You gotta grow up.
Not my dad!
You also hear something!
I'll get a stupid!
Do do it!
Not my dad!
Not my dad! Oh, what a real tough guy.
I mean, I agree with the fucking mask or shit, but you know, don't you get all tough on a
fucking manager at a grocery store.
You're a real badass.
That accent sounded like Chicago or New York or
whatever. But I mean, what the fuck is this guy's problem? His father picks him up.
I mean, his son picks him up. Nick, what's your problem? I got a little Joe Biden in me.
Confrontations like these have continuously taken place across the country over the last
few months. One state has decided to do something about it. Illinois, naturally, it's make more laws,
has now made it a felony to assault workers trying to enforce mask wearing policies.
Anyone who assaults an employee can be prosecuted for aggravated battery, which is usually a felony
in the state. So you do that. You make tough laws as far as
managers and supermarkets, but you're making cops susceptible to lawsuits and you want to defund
police in Chicago. Let that sink in for a minute, cheese dicks. The new law arrives as incidents
between workers and customers have become even more contentious. Recent episodes include a
Staples customer attacking an older customer in New Jersey.
We showed that.
Black girl throwing an old white girl at a woman.
A confrontation between Ralph's employee and a customer in Los Angeles,
which involved pepper spray.
We are children, adult children.
And a woman allegedly urinating in a California Verizon store.
Big deal.
I took a dump in a Verizon store and they wouldn't renew my contract.
Raz, what is happening to the country?
What is happening?
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More COVID.
I just showed the guy
throwing a fit
in the supermarket.
It's spreading all over the place.
A man reportedly punched
a 17-year-old worker in the face
at the Sesame Place theme park.
Where else?
I got my head punched in.
Sesame Place theme park in Pennsylvania after the employee told a mass where we're crying on the premise.
You fucking believe this?
I'm not crazy.
I just don't give a fuck.
the premise. You fucking believe this?
I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck.
The suspect is still wanted for Sunday's assault at the
theme park located 30 minutes outside
of Philadelphia in Langhorne.
The man, believed to be between the ages of
20 and 30, was with a woman
when the teen worker let him know about the park's
mask policy. Later in the day,
the man ran into the teen again at
Captain Cookie's High Seas.
I can't make this shit up.
Captain Cookie's High Seas Adventure Ride.
And he socked him in the face.
Shut up.
Mind your fucking business and shut up.
Pang.
So I come to him.
What are you going to tell me, tough guy?
I don't know, Oscar the Grouch.
I wish I was big just fucking once, big bird.
The teen required surgery, okay?
Monday for his injuries he sustained to his jaw.
The worker also sustained tooth damage.
This is probably a sucker pint.
What a fucking...
The suspect and the woman fled the park in a car
that was registered in New York.
My God, it's getting rough out here.
I'm doing Sesame Street impressions.
Help.
Our father.
Dead air.
Raps is getting nervous.
Like good producers do.
I got a new hero out there.
It used to be Chuck Connors, the rifleman, because he played for the Celtics.
He played professional baseball for the Cubs and the Brooklyn Dodgers,
got drafted in pro football by the Bears.
Then I found out he liked to, you know, bang guys in the ass,
so I took the edge off that one.
But here's a guy, eccentric millionaire john mcafee arrested after wearing safe lacy thong as coronavirus mask can know
delicious thank you i hope it's dirty dirty dirty
this guy is a handful you know mcafee right the antivirus software you guys use he invented it
he likes that apparently likes computers and Snatch.
Usually that doesn't go together.
Writing on Twitter, McAfee, known for developing the first commercial antivirus software,
said he refused to remove the underwear for his health's sake.
Wife Janice McAfee later began posting on the account saying John had been arrested
and that she had been detained.
We have her at the detention center.
She put some footage up there.
Yes, here we are.
That's McAfee's wife.
You can see a very empty terminal.
It's quite spooky in this motherfucker.
Hey, watch your mouth.
It's a Nick DiPaolo joke.
Hopefully you guys shall be seeing Mr. McAfee soon.
She got champagne in her hand
I will do my best to get him
Situated and out of
Out of custody
But you know how he is
What can we do
Just ride along and
You know wear our seatbelts
So here's to you Twitter
It's like 10am
She's got champagne
That guy's living.
Guy's a fucking Wyoming.
Apparently he has a little bit of a record.
That's a combination you don't find often, like a tech nerd who's fucking.
McAfee 75.
Did you see that picture of him with two broads?
You're like in their 20s.
I didn't send that to you today.
Anyways, he ran the company between 87 and 94.
He later founded a number of other companies,
and prior to 2008, Financial Crash was worth
about an estimated 60 million pounds.
He has had numerous run-ins with the law in the past,
claims not to have paid taxes since 2010.
What, he just admits that
in a tweet monday mcafee said he had been stopped by authorities in norway and wrote
my coronavirus mask is the problem i am insisting it is the safest available and i'm refusing to
wear anything else for my health's sake authority question mark pictures showed him with black
underwear covering his mouth and nose and the straps hooked over his ears the guy's an inventor it's like a fucking horny ben franklin he then posted a picture of
himself laughing with a police officer and wrote that he would have to cancel an appearance that
he'd been scheduled for uh that evening i fucking love that his wife uh has no problem with this
most wives would be busting your chops.
Well, Tony, what about the thousand other fucking pigs you had your dick in over the years? The strippers, the cocktail waitresses.
Carmela, what the fuck? You know what comes in this life. saw how dicky mouth dasanti raised his kids who the fuck are you to be surprised as other women finally tonight i meet the press I'm going to wear a bow tie.
How fucking good would that be?
A nice fucking monocle with a fucking chain on it.
Here's a Black Lives Matter Chicago leader. She runs the chapter in Chicago on the looting of stores.
This infuriated me so much. It didn't infuriate me because
I know this is the mentality
that a lot of black
people think that because of slavery
they're owed
everything for free.
Okay? A lot of them believe
that. Nick, how many? I don't know.
41, 42.
Out of 30.
Okay? But this is a racist okay never hear that a black racist this is a
whitey hater at least she's being honest but this is her opinion on all the looting that went on
sunday night in chicago i care if somebody decides to loot a gucci or a Macy's or a Nike, because that makes sure that that person eats.
That makes sure that that person has clothes.
That's reparations.
That is reparations.
Anything they want to take, take it, because these businesses have insurance.
They're going to get their money back.
My people aren't getting anything.
You stupid fucking
mouth cut.
That's reparations. Go ahead, loot.
Because my people aren't getting anything?
Really?
There's a lot of black people doing better
than I'll ever do.
You just hate white people.
It's in your fucking DNA, lady.
That's reparations.
Take what you like.
You're not the only ones who are fucking oppressed in this country.
Stupid glasses.
Look at her hair.
It's made of 19-use tampons.
Fucking garbage face.
You listening?
Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks.
You got that?
And I'll tell you another thing.
Frankly, you're beginning to smell.
That's how I feel about her.
Just loot. Take it.
You're owed it.
Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather
might have been a slave.
It's a good way to go through life.
Holding a chip on your shoulder
about something that happened 12 millennials ago.
Nick, what do you mean?
Jim Crow laws were in the 50s.
We've had a black president.
He won two terms.
End of fucking story.
Not to mention Oprah, Tiger Woods, the
NBA, the NFL for the last 20-something
years. I don't want to hear it.
Black and brown people are trying to sneak into this
country. So lady, you're full of
shit. Social movement. Black Lives
Matter is a domestic
terrorist organization that people seem to
have forgot. They're a Marxist organization.
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Take care. guitar solo guitar solo We'll see you next time.