The Nick DiPaolo Show - Time to Destroy Antifa, BLM | Nick Di Paolo Show #538

Episode Date: May 10, 2021

Antifa and BLM commit felonies while Portland cops do nothing. The left is coming for Rudy, then us. Dr. Zelenko explains how vaccines work. NYC public school system against Columbus Day.

Hey guys, I want to thank you so much for supporting this show. Free speech will always reign here, and it's only possible because of you guys. After all the problems with YouTube and the social media shadow banning and shit, not only are we still here, we are expanding. By the end of May, and this is for certain, we will have this show finally on Roku, We will have this show finally on Roku, Apple TV, Amazon Fire, Android TV, and even an app for your iPhone or Android mobile device. That's right. Finally.

Yeah, fuck you, big tech. Who needs you? It's not going to stop us. And again, I'd like to ask you guys to continue to keep those contributions coming. You're the reason for all this great stuff because it costs money. To contribute, just look for the contribute box on thecomicsgym.com or you can go to

nickdip.com and click on the contact page. Again, thank you guys so much. There are over 400,000 schools and daycare centers with lead pipes where the water goes through with henry you know you're a mumbling stuttering little you know that

who knows more about lead pipes and mr brain dead here guitar solo Oh yeah, how are you folks? Monday morning from Georgia. Glad to be with you. How you doing? Um, how was your weekend? Aight. Boy, the news is depressing, isn't it? You know, I'm back on the road.

This week I'm going to be on the road, so there's not going to be any episodes on Wednesday or Thursday. Instead, check me out Wednesday on the Gutfield Show on Fox News Channel at 11 p.m. Then see me live on Thursday at Hilarities in Cleveland, Friday at the FPX Theater in Baltimore, and Saturday at Soul Joel's in Royalsford, Pennsylvania. If you're anywhere near these cities, please get tickets to come out and see me. Go to nickdip.com slash tour, and we will be back at it here

at the Nick DiPaolo Show on the following Monday, as always, because I know I'm the one who gets you through your days. I don't know, when the news gets too dark on this show, I need to lighten up. Let's, you know who I miss? My favorite fag. Paul Trofals studies at the University of Wisconsin show that you'll probably live longer if you love only one man or woman at a time. But it is all right to alternate.

Tarzan was one of our earliest swingers. Did he ever actually marry Jane? Well, if he didn didn't you know what that makes boy what should you call the group of dancers in a ballet silly savages all right I feel better that's called cleansing the palate before the real douche and comes let's get right to it. Antifa and BLM committing felonies while Portland cops do absolutely nothing. I'm sure at the behest of their jerk-off mayor, Wheeler, who's just a radical.

Why that fucker has been beat to a pulp by somebody. Please, somebody on the right, show your violent faces. I can't do it. My shoulders hurt in the morning. A Portland handyman remains hospitalized from injuries sustained when he was beaten by a crowd of demonstrators. We call them demonstrators. Amid an armed standoff with protests, self-appointed security, that's what they call it, picking on an old handyman. That's fucking great. That's faggot stuff. It sure is. You want a court by its name, that's strictly for fags.

Portland police are trying to sort out exactly what happened Thursday afternoon that ended up sending Joe Hall, 53, to the hospital. Hall told the Oregonian he strayed into the justice for Patrick Kimmons, whoever the fuck that is. I'm sure it was another black guy just behaving around the cops, the Patrick Kimmons March, held weekly to protest the 2018 shooting death of a 27-year-old black man as it was making its way down the street in Portland,

North Portland, actually, a neighborhood is where this was held. He said he was headed home from a repair job at a nearby apartment complex when he swerved onto the street to avoid a mob that cut him off. Here's the story. This girl can tell it better from the news. Paul has a long recovery ahead of him. Partially collapsed left lung, two lower vertebraes fractured. That's on top of five broken ribs, a broken collarbone and head trauma.

I stood my ground and I would do it all over again. Paul, a local handyman, says he was trying to defend himself after getting stopped in his pickup by a crowd in the street and other vehicles along North Alberta near Michigan Avenue. All of a sudden this, you know, these agitators come out screaming, pounding on my truck. He said he tried to go around the group but stopped and got out of his car after he thought he hit something. By this time I've got five people surrounding my vehicle, AR-15s, AK-47s. Hall said people in the crowd were calling him derogatory names and pointing guns at him. While his door was open, Hall told me someone took his keys and his less lethal firearm, so he grabbed his pistol. right pocket and pointed it at the ground and told them if a weapon points at me again

i will shoot to eliminate threat god bless them what the fuck this is the united states unfreaking believable another blm antifa paul and attack um happened this weekend. Well, first of all, where are the fucking cops? Like I said, they're being, let me tell you people out there, you civilians like this guy, be armed at all goddamn times, okay? I don't care if you got poison darts. And don't get out of your vehicle ever.

I know that from my cop buddies. You're in a vehicle. I say step on the gas, ask questions later. Because you know it's illegal, even in fucking Portland, to block a street like that. You do know that, don't you? And if you do get out and you take your weapon out, don't take it out unless you plan on using it.

Which could, again, ruin your life, but it's your life or fucking their life or... Ay-yi-yi. take a look at this more garbage Get out of our fucking space! Get out of our fucking space! Our space? Get off of him! Get off of him!

Get off of him! Get out of here! No one's got to get out of here. Get out of here! Look at the smugness. Get the fuck out of here! You better run, motherfucker! You better run, man!

Animals! Y'all have a team, y'all. Bad bitch! No! my first time on the land! What did you expect? Alright, alright, alright. Oh, it's coming folks. Do you wanna go to war? Come on, do you wanna go to war?

We'll take you to war, okay? Tony. These fucking guys, these Antifa pussies and BLM fucking jerk offs, have no idea what's coming if it keeps up. You have no idea. I'll say it again. You labeled white people the blue-eyed fucking devils. They haven't even shown their face, the real blue-eyed devils.

I mean, oh, my God. Are you in for a, I'm hoping you're in for a fucking beating like, and it's not going to be little things. You're not going to be fireworks and shit. It'll be whole city blocks where you locate your headquarters that'll disappear. Nick, how do you know that?

Well, again, I have cops on the inside who tell me exactly what these so-called whites have, it'll all be in self-defense, by the way. That's why I don't mind fucking saying it. But can you imagine? They always go after the old white guy with his fucking bike, you know?

It's incredible to me. That's your world. I just live in it. Yeah, right now it is. You know, so I don't see cops. Since the cops aren't doing anything, stop paying your taxes in Portland and anywhere else where this shit's going on.

You understand? Taxation without representation. That's the new version of it. I think there's ways of doing this. I think there's some terrible ways. I always say non-lethal just to be politically correct. I like to see these guys fucking handle the way the Chinese would handle an uprising. But that would make me a communist and I'd have to work for

Google. How about bringing back some of these policing techniques versus Antifa and the BLM scum. Shit like this used to work. Again, when they were doing it back then, I don't think it was warranted. It might have

even been wrong, probably. But now, and again, I think these be effective techniques. See, that doesn't hurt anybody. You give these filthy scum a bath. Break out the fucking dogs if you want to be non-lethal about it. I mean, during those riots this summer, people actually got killed. People on the left were killing people. But, you know, we have to be above the fray apparently.

But set the dogs on them. They have an appetite for these scum. Bon appetit. You know what I'm saying? Nick, that's horrible. Are you condoning what went on in the 50s and shit? No! No!

It was wrong then, but it's right now, is what I'm saying. If you don't want to hurt anybody. A dog bite heals in like a month. But the fire hoses and the fire cannons, we used to use these at cookouts. A fucking blast.

Check this fucking lady getting an unwanted shower. La, la, la, la. Bang! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The craziest sit-em. Look at those violent pricks. Bye-bye, dickhead.

Break out the goddamn water can. Show me some resistance. White men scouring amongst... You hear the black chick in that first clip? You better get the fuck out of here, mother. Get out of our space. And they believe that. That's how disillusioned they are.

They actually believe it. Why wouldn't they? Because in their state, that shit's legal apparently. I can't believe what I'm fucking watching. I can't believe what I'm watching. God, help us. Get your muskets.

Keep your powder dry. Shoot when you see the whites of their eyes. All those good things. I'm just kidding. You can't promote violence on the internet, can you? I don't know. I've been watching fucking Wendy's burn for the last three years.

Nobody's saying shit about it, but anyways. I don't hear jerk off Joe Biden, not my president or yours, the guy that stole the election. I want to feel bad for him, but he's a motherless fuck. And I pray to God he dies a slow death. But anyways, Biden, speaking of his administration, his Department of Justice, they're shitting their bloomers. You know what they're shitting about? The Arizona audit. You know what they're shitting about?

The Arizona audit. And we're going to cover this because I predicted this and not just me that as this year goes on, it'll be drip, drip, drip. I can't wait until it's all out in the open. Then what happens? Can you imagine if they go, no, you know what? Trump's president again, which will probably never happen. But can you imagine? Get your fireproof pajamas.

The United States Department of Justice on Wednesday issued a formal warning to the state of Arizona by claiming that their audit of the 2020 election results may run contrary to the 1960s Civil Rights Act. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Imagine they've got to go all the way back to the Civil Rights Act to find something illegal about it. What does that tell you? Huh? You know what it tells you. And I'll say it again, and you're going to get tired of me hearing that.

Why wouldn't Biden and the administration and the DOJ go, take a look at everything? This guy won fair and square. He got the most votes in the history of any president, even though he can't put a sentence together in his late hundreds and he shits his pants twice a day. He smoked them. Do you understand? Right before the election, they had a rally that nobody showed up to, the Biden fucking campaign, but he won that. He won that state. They are fucking shitting their pants because last week we told you they're getting 100 lawyers involved. Why? There's nothing to hide. You won fair and square.

Let the Republicans make assholes of themselves. The warning also indicated other potential violations, saying there could be at least issues of potential noncompliance with federal laws enforced by the department. Translation, you should be able to steal an election if you're a Democrat. According to The Hill, the letter was sent by Deputy Assistant Attorney General Pamela Carlin, who's a big dirty man. Look at that. Another broad with a cock in the Democrat Party. And I'll say it again, she's not mad at Republicans or anybody specific she's mad at her maker because she was born with a face where she never

never got a prick stuck in her in her life yet she had a lot of brains and this is how she channels it ooh I'd like to fucking put a hatchet right in the forehead calm down it's the copy anyways that's Pamela Carlin to Republican she sent the letter to Republican Karen Fann, president of the Arizona State Senate. Carlin went on to say that it considered the fact that the election materials are now in the custody of a third party, that's Florida's Cyber Ninja. Due to this, the materials no longer under the ultimate control

of state and local election officials and are not being adequately safeguarded. What are you talking about? We put up pictures. It's in a big arena and there's cameras everywhere and there's security around the building. That's not gonna hold up in court you dyke. No need of that Nick. Yeah it's an ad-harm attack. Adequately safeguarded by contractors at an insecure facility. That fucking facility's more secure than Rikers. And they're at risk of being lost, stolen, altered, compromised, or destroyed, said the angry lesbian. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!

And if she has a husband, he's a fag. The letter continued by explaining the alleged link between the election audit and potential Civil Rights Act violations. The department enforces a number of federal statutes that prohibit intimidation of persons for voting or attempting to vote. Where were these civil rights people when the election was being stolen? When Republican pollsters were told they can't watch what was going on. When they put cardboard on the windows of Detroit. Anyways, past experience with similar investigative efforts

around the country has raised concerns that they can be directed at minority vote. Here we go. Bring up that race card. You poor minorities are so fucking, you're so retarded. You can't get a picture ID. And what's it like to be victim bitches your whole life? Which I say tongue in cheek because you're not. But the Democrat Party's telling you are. They have been for the last 60 years. And you continue to enrich their coffers and all that other shit,

which potentially can implicate the anti-intimidation prohibitions potentially can implicate the anti-intimidation prohibitions of the Voting Rights Act back in the 1960s. So I guess I was right. Break out the dogs like it's the 1960s. Oh, poor you. At issue is the fact that Cyber Ninja, that was my screen name in this chat room where I try to meet high school cheerleaders. in this chat room where I try to meet high school cheerleaders. That issue is the fact that Cyber Ninja may engage in tactics such as personally canvassing voters, which according, as opposed to what? As opposed to those fucking people that used to,

the ballot boxes that used to get stuffed and shit? What's it, two sets of rules? According to Carlin, could be construed as voter intimidation. Well, that's what you may think. Here's our problem, folks. You got this broad like Carlin. Again, all these judges, what, 80, 90% went to Ivy League schools and were poisoned with this left-wing horse shit. Now they're making the calls. And I'll say it again, Mr. Biden, you rusty pipe shithead, why don't you invite an investigation?

Because you're one fair and square. We all know that, right? I hope I can do that on Gutfeld. That's my opening. Think they'll have a problem with it? Did I tell you at a time I did Jimmy Kimmel? This is before he turned into a

left-wing douche. I did his show, and they actually, this happens to me a lot, because they go, this guy's really funny, and he's done enough TV where we think we can trust him. When I did Kimmel, they made me stand on stage before the show with no audience, with a couple women from ABC, from the censors, whatever the fuck, I had to talk my setup, which is like a musician trying to teach you guitar, but they have to play it so slow that it doesn't even make any sense to them. I couldn't remember my material.

They thought I was bluffing, because you can't talk your jokes through. You write them in a certain rhythm, and it was very fucking odd. I'm just saying there's a double. You think Chappelle ever went through that? Anyways, let's move on because I have a diarrhea coming back. So the left is running the world.

We're just living in it right now. And you know how you know that? This would put a chill in your ass. They're coming after who now? America's greatest mayor ever, Rudy Giuliani. The left is coming for Rudy. And then they're coming for us. Remember a few months ago when politicians like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, seen here with a great pair of tits, wasted on that stupid puppet head and horse teeth. I'd like to titty fuck her, then give her a carrot and sugar cube

and ride her home. AOC wanted to scour the internet and gather, remember this, lists of Trump supporters? You remember that? All this shit people forget so quickly. She's a malignant cunt. No doubt about it, Pauly.

Based on what we've seen in the media, it looks like Rudy Giuliani was towards the top of that long list of names that they want to go after. What they are doing to the former mayor of New York City is upsetting, but gives us a clear idea of what their plan of attack will be against Trump supporters as a whole. Maxine Waters, a piece of ass herself, declared open season on Trump allies as early as 2018 as cited by an article in Politico. I think we actually have the audio.

What folks says about this family I does. I told you and told you. I look like James Brown and I got a shit wig. Folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson's and eat like a field hand and dabble like a hog. Oh, come on, Maxine. Nancy Pelosi wasn't happy with Maxine

when she declared an all-out war on conservatives. It's not because she has a soft spot in her heart for Trump fans. The reason was that Maxine let too much out of the bag. She was getting too far ahead, right? She was letting us know it's coming. And Nancy did not like that at all. You need to shut the fuck up.

That's what Nancy told the James Brown lookalike. They needed to wait for Biden to take office to be able to start their plan to punish those that stood against their views. Unfortunately for them, the war on conservatives has been an absolute failure. Even with Biden in office and Mitch McConnell, Mitch McConnell, handling, handing them the two Georgia Senate seats, everything they've tried has fucking backfired. Don't you think they're really overplaying their hand, folks? People, I mean, people, even people on the left are going, what the fuck, where are we going?

Blue states lost House seats while red states saw millions relocate to them, those red states, as if escaping a zombie apocalypse. More statewide pro-life legislation has been passed than the last two years combined. These are all good signs. But again, I'm going to say it for the 87th time. Not if they steal the elections

from here on in. Are we going to do anything about that? You really think even if all the shit comes out during the audit, they're going to go, you guys were right. Joe, you can go back to the nursing home. By all accounts, conservatism is on the rise, despite their shouting.

People are refusing to do what they're told. So it's on the rise, they say. I don't see enough evidence, but shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. I am. The left has been in panic mode for months now, and based on what we've seen with Mayor Rudy, they're ready to unveil their latest plan of attack to punish Trump supporters. Since they can't seem to win in the

courts of public opinion, they have decided to try and win in the actual court system. That's what's crazy about it. The new strategy the left has been to figure out a way to get Trump allies and supporters into the courts where they can be bled dry by legal fees. Yeah, well, I got a ton of money. Let me tell you, I had a stand-up career. I made almost $11,000 last year. Try to fucking bleed me dry, cocksuckers.

Counselor? Yeah, I'm going to need you. They're going to try and bankrupt conservatives. This is all true. This was in Breitbart. Michael Cohen, who looks like a German shepherd in a suit, former Trump lawyer and dirty, dirty thieving Jew. What?

Cut. I'm kidding. You know I defend Israel every three minutes on the show. Michael Cohen, former Trump lawyer and media darling of the left, laid it out during an NBC interview discussing Mayor Rudy's legal battles. Why should we be listening to

this guy that got busted for lying under oath about eight times in the last two years? This is what he said after he got that haircut. They should be sitting now with prosecutors because Rudy knows exactly how the game is going to go. He created the rules. He created the rules to go after organized crime, and they're going to use that same playbook that he created against him. And it works because they squeeze you,

and they know that Rudy right now is financially strapped. So what do you mean? He's getting checks from that last movie with the Borat. It's like 30 grand right there. So when you're financially strapped, how are you going to pay the millions of dollars to the lawyers? You think Dershowitz is going to work for free? You know what I say? Maybe. How about that? He's very rich. He's got all the free time in the world. He even came on this show. Maybe I'll give him a call tonight.

Tell him to meet me at One Potato Tour at the mall. And we'll discuss it. He's in Georgia. That's right. The left is going to use the same playbook Rudy used in New York City to prosecute murderers, drug dealers, and organized crime lords on Trump supporters. Can you imagine? That's what we're being compared to. Tie them up in court, bleed them of all funds.

His crime, Rudy? Nothing more than to ensure that the integrity of the November election was maintained. Once the left realizes how effective this strategy is, we're gonna see the courts packed with Trump supporters being bled dry by the left through legal process. It won't only be a matter of time before they go for conservative businesses and hardworking Americans as well. So I think this guy's right on the fucking money. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no voted for Trump and they're going to bleed these small businesses dry. Does that help the economy in any way? Can I just ask that? Huh? Guys, you're looking at fascism. Preventing

you from making a living because of your political views. That is fascism fucking defined. Anybody against it? I don't know who said this, but it was a great quote a couple weeks ago. I think we said it on the show. Somebody said what you're witnessing now is the growing pains a country goes through

when you're in between changing from one form of government to the other. I think that was well said. Who said it? Who the fuck was it? Betty White. No, I have no fucking idea. There is some positive news, speaking of conservatives and righties and shit.

And again, like I said, they're overplaying the hand of the left. It's all coming too fast, I think. Anyways, you know, MTG? Marjorie Taylor Greene? We fell in love with her on her first campaign ad when she had a gun in her hand. How do you like to be married to her and get caught fucking around?

Anyways, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gates, who we haven't heard for a while, spreading the word of Trump this weekend. Apparently, there's a market for two Republican members of Congress who have been among the most outspoken supporters of former President Donald Trump, sought to carry the torch for his America First movement. How dare they? Holding a rally in Central Florida on Friday night where they mocked Democrats, oh no, and some fellow Republicans, Mitt Romney, and vowed that Trump's influence on the GOP is here to stay. That's right motherfucker. Love Trump. I'm staying right here. You sure are.

Let me tell you something. Fuck these cocksuckers. I'm going nowhere. I'll keep going back to Barra Lago, New Jersey. I got a ton of homes. They can't find me. America First isn't going away. We're going on tour, Matt Gaetz declared,

promising the event would be the first of similar rallies across the country. He teased appearances by Trump at those future events, describing the former president as the undisputed leader of the Republican Party. I agree a thousand percent. I am your voice. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Republican Georgia. You know, she's a good fuck. Coe, you think that would hurt my chances of speaking at these Republicans when I say shit like that? Taylor Greene, Republican, Georgia. You know, she's a good fuck. Co... You think that would hurt my chances of speaking at these Republicans when I say shit like that?

I don't think it would bother a broad like that. Marjorie Taylor Greene co-headlined the rally at the Villages. Oh, my God. A retirement community where the average age is 176. Osteoporosis is running rampant in the hot tub. A retirement community northwest of Orlando for adults 55 and older. Do you realize I fit

into that category now? I should be at the villages golfing. I'm not heading to hilarities. 55 and older where Trump enjoyed strong support. Green tweeted this. Crowd fired up outside. We ran out of space inside,

so we came out to see them. Check out how many people showed up for this. Another positive sign. That's me heading to the comedy club. Na, na, na. That's me heading to the comedy club. Yeah, baby. British political activist and former editor-in-chief of Breitbart News in London, Rahim Kassim, who's a righty, very smart dude, he tweeted about this weekend, good lord, the overflow from the Getz Green rally is insane. It's like a Nick DiPaolo show.

Nick added. Check out his video. Look at this. God, if I could get lines like that. Look at this. God, if I could get lines like that. I did once. I was selling Coke. Look at that. Oh, boy, is this great.

All right. You notice what you didn't see with all those people? Did you see any masks? Anybody who had a mask was asked to leave. Speaking of COVID, there was some interesting stuff going on as far as COVID goes. I'm going to ask this question one more time. As I watch TV all weekend, I watch ballparks with one-eighth full and people wearing masks. Can I ask you people this? Did you hear

about the Texas Rangers a month ago on opening day where they had 45,000 people? And then what was this weekend? Somebody had 78,000. I can't remember what it was. It was a, I don't know, baseball game. I forget. 78,000. It wasn't a baseball game, obviously, but the 78,000 people, it set the record so far since these COVID rules. So let me ask you people out there. They're filling ballparks in Texas. UFC had 15,000 indoors a couple of weeks ago

and nobody's dying. If one person came away with the shits or the sniffles, they'd be running it on a loop on CNN. So don't you look at that? That's called empirical evidence and go, what am I wearing this for? What the fuck? How far in your heads are the Democrats and the media? Wake up.

Herd immunity. How about a herd slaughter? We just start, I don't know, slapping people who disagree with her. Dr. Zelenko, my primary care physician, and also my agent slash manager in show business, Dr. Zelenko explains how vaccines work. Zelenko does an excellent job explaining the mRNA vaccines and why they could be dangerous.

I've worked with him a couple years at William Morris, one of the best agents ever. Let's take a look. Every one of mRNA molecules that gets injected into you makes around 2,000 copies of the spike protein. And so essentially, your body's making trillions of these spike proteins. Pause! Let's just soak in her for a minute. Good. Where they find these women?

Let's just soak it in. Look at even the rabbi staring at her legs. God. I know her last name's Sinclair. I wrote it down on my bedroom wall in Crayon. Okay, let my agent talk. Migrate into your circulatory system and damage your blood vessels. That's why you hear a lot about blood clots, bruising, strokes, pulmonary infarcts sometimes. So what's happening here, according to this recent study, it is saying that that which we are doing to patients,

which is converting them into protein, viral protein factories, those proteins, the spike protein are actually causing harm and poison like. What I'm saying is the following. We need caution. We need not to warp speed into this. Well how are you going to argue with that guy? Looks like he came right out of the Old Testament.

Guy's got more wisdom and how about her? Somebody get me a spork. Then he talks about, in the second clip, he's talking about patients regretting having these vaccines done. Go ahead. That's a big problem because I don't know the risk

and I don't know the reward. So how can I make a ratio? That's what I'm trying to say, that we don't have enough information. And to go and say that this is an approved vaccine, it is not. It's a lie. Most people that are panicked act out of fear and not out of deductive reasoning and analytical thought. And that's when people make really bad decisions. and analytical thought, and that's when people make really bad decisions.

I have a lot of people, a lot of patients who have regret, vaccine regret for taking it or encouraging their parents to take it. So what I'm suggesting is we have plenty of data that shows that prophylactic measures, some of them are even over the counter, or early intervention. Essentially, in your demographic, you don't even need treatment. But if you do need treatment, it eliminates the risk of death significantly, especially in high-risk patients. Unbelievable. Now, how are you going to argue with that guy? You're going to take his word or Joe Biden, Maxine Waters for for it and what are the odds he had pants on while he's talking to that girl but seriously if i wanted a vaccine information

i go to this guy he was the best guy around god damn right dr zelenko was nominated oh so he really knows nothing he was nominated for for the Nobel Prize this week. But you keep listening to Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi and company and AOC and all the other lying cocksuckers who use this COVID scare as a pretext to steal an election. They're running commercials. I'm watching baseball games. There's ads at the ballpark that say, get vaccinated. It's creepy. It is fucking creepy. And I'm going to have to cancel gigs if they start making an issue as far as getting on a plane, because I'm not taking this. I've read too many stories, we're going to do one later, about horrible effects

after. I'll be that one guy, healthy, works out once a year, who gets the vaccine and then, you know, blood squirts out of his eyes and fucking dies. Oh, here's the story right here. Vaccine scare. This will tell you the truth about it. Are you interested in the real story? I am, sweetheart. The day after his COVID-19 vaccine shot, 17-year-old Everest Romney felt his neck swelling. There's a lot of neck there to swell, too. In the coming days, he suffered from severe headaches,

and he's not even married. His mother, who tells ABC4, the pediatrician initially dismissed the symptoms as they pulled neck muscle. That guy's now working for Amtrak cleaning toilets. Says she was convinced it was something else. The mother always knows. Moms really know. He could not move his neck without the assistance of his hands,

like Biden, like a puppet. His mother, Sherry Romney, said, now let me, first of all, a little side note, his name's Romney, he's from Utah. Got to be related, no? Or is there a ton of Romneys in Utah? You know, Mormon type things. Anyways, I digress. Plus now her son suffered from fevers and incessant headaches. Are you sure he's not

married? Finally, after more than a week of symptoms, the Corner Canyon High School basketball player and his family had the answers. He had two blood clots inside his brain and one on the outside. I don't even know how that's done on the outside. That's creepy blood clots inside his brain and one on the outside. I don't even know how that's done on the outside. That's creepy. Son of a whore! But you keep getting those shots that are not FDA approved.

Because it was an emergency. You keep doing, look, I understand, like my sister has to go to Europe, so she got them and stuff. I understand if you're over 70 and you have other problems health-wise. But if you're

like me, healthy is a goddamn horse. Do that when you get on a plane, too, if somebody's next to you with a mask. Just go... Fuck, touch my forehead. Am I clammy? On Friday, Everest, that's his name,

left the ICU, but his eyes are still swollen and the road ahead is uncertain. Nice kid like that, huh? He was the best guy around. Well, he's still around, Rax. She doesn't want to discourage parents. This is the mother talking.

She says because each parent must make the best decision for their child see how see how um reasonable she's being i would be out of my mind if that was my kid let me tell you something about the government they're lying cocksuckers um she says still uh with her son still now hospitalized she wish she wishes her choice had been a different one and her her son said to her, Mom? And you blew it! You blew it. Naughty, naughty.

I'm just saying, there's evidence. She just had a guy who was up for a Nobel Prize telling you that we don't know enough. You don't know the effects of this shit down the road. There was a story that I should have pulled, my buddy showed me, because I didn't know if it was real or not. It was some smug guy who was a doctor

and he had just gotten his vaccine shots and he was being real smug saying, the voices are taking over, I'm paraphrasing, I'm now, you know, whatever. You know, people who fear it are considered conspiracy nuts. But he's being real smug and shit about it.

Guess what? He was dead two weeks later. I've got to verify that, but it was so funny. Anyways, let's roll on. In our Are You Dog Styling Me segment tonight, National Institutes of Allergy and Infectious Disease Director, Dr. St. Anthony Fauci, who makes me embarrassed to be Italian, although you've got to admit, he looks good.

He's like 82 years old. Look, here he is doing his Nixon impression. Let me just show you this about the vaccine. I don't trust the Jews and most of the doctors are Jews. So if you get this, you're on your own. That goes for the colored people too. I never did anything wrong and I promise never to do it again. Disease director Dr. Anthony Fauci said Sunday NBC's Meet the Press,

so you know it's true, with Chuck Todd, who has the worst haircut in the history of the show, that it's quite possible, get this, brace yourself, drum roll, Americans will be doing this

in the future and maybe forever, meaning wearing masks. Check this out. Here's the video of this jack-off. Are we going to, but is the mask going to be something we have with us in a seasonal aspect? How about your haircut? Is that seasonal?

You know, that's quite possible. I think people have gotten used to the fact that wearing masks, clearly, if you look at the data, diminishes. See, we're people. We don't look at the data. Most idiots rely on you. You told us mass was silly a week into this shit. So, see, the data, people have kids and families. They got to bring them to soccer practice, and they got to feed them, get up in the morning.

They're busy. They don't sit home analyzing the data. They have to rely on liars like you and Bill Gates. I sniffed this guy out before Tucker Carlson did. I said to my wife after seeing him, I think it was the second or third press conference with Trump. I go, this guy's a hardcore lefty. Anyways, roll it. Respiratory diseases. We've had practically a non-existent flu season this year. Because you're non-existent because that's all this is, is a flu. And you're labeling it COVID-19.

It does the same thing. The flu kills all people. So you're calling it COVID-19. It's not that the flu's not around. That's how I take it. I almost finished high school. Go ahead. People were doing the kinds of public health things that were directed predominantly against COVID-19.

The Australians during their winter, same thing. They had almost no flu, largely due to the kinds of things including mask wearing. So it is conceivable that as we go on a year or two or more from now, that during certain seasonal periods, when you have respiratory-borne viruses like the flu, people might actually elect to wear masks to diminish the likelihood that you'll spread these respiratory-borne diseases. It's just so ridiculous!

Are you telling your shareholders that? You pompous, stock-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole. That's right, folks. The mask might be permanent. And he's right because people are so ignorant. You know, people did here and there wear masks. I knew somebody who used to wear a mask on a plane when they flew, which I understood because it's an enclosed space. You know when

somebody farts on a plane, the particles like land on your coffee, enhancing the flavor. I like the fact when you get on a plane, they tell you that you have to keep your mask on unless you're eating and drinking something. So I've already found the loophole. I get my peanuts because I counted them. There's 22 peanuts in a bag. I chew each one for 10 minutes. That's 220 minutes. That's over a three-hour flight.

There you go. You can eat without the mask because, you know, COVID can't penetrate peanut dust or blue chip dust. We all know that. Let me tell you, you sister's ass. Let's move on to New York City, which is falling apart like Biden's hips. It is precious. It is just, and New York, you guys voted these people in. I want to feel bad for you.

I lived there for 20-something years. I worked there. Absolutely the greatest place on the planet. And then you vote in this cocksucker. And even you, the far left, the Upper West Side housewives, the filthy rich, hate de Blasio. What does that tell you? He's going down. This is not arguable.

As the worst mayor, not just in New York City, in the history of this country. And you guys voted him in, along with jerk-off Cuomo. When are you going to learn? When I moved in, David Dinkins, black guy, at least he tried to be down the middle. He wasn't. He was a lefty. But the streets were filled with garbage. Crime was through the roof.

Then a guy named Rudy Giuliani came in and cleaned it up. I mean, I've never seen a politician make a difference like Giuliani. Cleaned up everything. You didn't see homeless. I don't care if you put them in a bin and locked the door. Squeegee men, you couldn't go down the street in New York when Dinkins was, without somebody, a squeegee guy throwing mud on your windshield and then wiping it off and asking for money. It was, I went out to LA the year I came back.

I didn't even recognize New York under Giuliani. It was so beautiful. And then what did you New Yorkers do? You know what? This is too pleasant. We're thriving under Republican. We got to find somebody. And then Bloomberg came in who pretended he was a Republican.

And, you know, he continued. Giuliani's crime was at record lows. And people said, Jesus Christ, we thought this guy was going to be more left. So then you bring in Zhurkov, and here you are. Mayor de Blasio's refusing to allow, get this, remember he vacationed

in Cuba, I think. No, his honeymoon was in Cuba. And his real name isn't Bill de Blasio. You can look that up. Refusing to allow, listen to this, a group of military veterans to march on Staten Island on Memorial Day after welcoming public pot smokers to puff their way down Broadway

in last week's cannabis parade. Look at him, superhero. It's a slap in the face. Jamie Gonzalez, 57, a Marine infantryman who saw combat in Iraq during Operation Desert Storm, told the Post. Gulf War vets like Gonzalez were set to be given special honors in Staten Island's 102nd Annual Memorial Day Parade this year to mark the 1991 conflict's 30th anniversary. That creeps me out that that's 30 years ago because I watched that war. I was in Wichita, Kansas with two other comics at a condo and we stayed up all night watching the beginning of the Gulf War.

Oh my God, that was 30 years ago. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. And not from COVID. Until the city pulled the plug. Okay, they've only been doing it for 100 years. For many of us, a parade is a form of closure, Gonzalez said. We gather together and support each other.

I'm incensed, said Ted Cohen, 82, a retired Air Force reservist who was on alert through the Cuban Missile Crisis. It's pathetic, he said. He's not taking this shit. I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. The United Staten Island Veterans Organization, the association of 16 local vet groups that has sponsored the annual march for decades filed a request for a parade permit with the NYPD on February 27th, following the same procedure they use every year in keeping with the city's official rules. On March 9th, the department nixed the request under de Blasio,

citing de Blasio's emergency executive order restricting public events due to the COVID-19 pandemic is what the lefties use for every excuse. This is what talking about crushing your rights and your civil rights. City Hall did not respond to a message seeking comment. The brush off came despite myriad marches in the last year that have been recognized by the city, officially escorted by cops and often featured elected officials in the line year that have been recognized by the city, officially escorted by cops, and often featured elected officials in the line of march. They included the slimmed-down St. Patrick's Day parade in March, when de Blasio participated,

countless Black Lives Matter protest marches, and the cannabis rally and parade on May 1st, when revelers hoisted a huge inflatable spleef along a 17-block route and heard speeches from Chuck Schumer, among other lying cocksuckers. Can you imagine? But they say no to the veterans. You fucking hypocrite.

One city official said that the vets have become caught in the bureaucratic no-man's land of de Blasio's haphazard coronavirus rules. So you know what, get yourself some representation, take the jerk off the court. Absolutely right. Attorney Brendan Lantry, seen here. Very happy about something. Men's Warehouse had a 50% off. Attorney Brendan Lantry sent a good faith letter to the NYPD Friday to demand a parade permit by

Monday, citing the cannabis parade as a precedent. Under the Equal Protection Clause, it's unconstitutional for the city to pick and choose between groups like this. That's right. Lantry said, there's a clear double standard going on here. The group will file

a lawsuit next week if necessary, he said. So we'll keep an eye on that. Imagine treating veterans like that. It makes perfect sense when de Blasio, you know, honeymooned in wherever the fuck. Cuba. I might be confusing him with, uh, who else did that? Bernie Sanders.

What pieces of shit. What pieces of God. Get out of our country. De Blasio, why do you fucking live here? That's how arrogant he is. He's going to change it. You disgraced yourself for the last eight years, you piece of garbage.

I mean, how do you get hated by people in New York City if you're a fucking lib? Finally tonight on Meet the Press, New York City public school system. Oh, another New York story showing their American spirit. Shitting on Columbus Day in a possibly futile effort. Oh, my God, that's offensive. That's the Italian flag doing this.

Hey, where's this flag? Hey, right up here. That was my grandfather's favorite. Look at this. Can you imagine? Where's the Chinese flag? You're doing this. Can you imagine? Where's the Chinese flag? You're doing this. In a possibly futile effort to please both Italian-Americans

who celebrate Christopher Columbus and racial justice advocates who accuse him of genocide. How long we been hearing that? The New York My favorite part of Columbus, remember he gave the Indians blankets? The same. They had less germs on them than the blankets you get at the fucking Hilton in Baltimore. The

New York City public school system has designated, get this, October 11th, get this, only New York, as Italian Heritage Day slash Indigenous Peoples Day. Now, if I'm an indigenous person, I'd be going, why are they first? We were here first. I'll tell you why. Italians built the country. I keep hearing about blacks built this country. Really? Take a look at the fucking Irish contribution, the Italian contribution.

Every construction scene, black and white picture you see, it's Irish and Italian and Polish and German. We all had a hand in it, okay, fucking Tyrone? The double naming of the school holiday happened Tuesday after a calendar for the 2021-2022 school year was initially posted with October 11th, which is Columbus Day, a state holiday labeled simply, get this, they were going to kick out Columbus Day completely, simply Indigenous Peoples Day.

And then the Italians were furious. The change, which was made without the knowledge of the city's mayor, oh, I'm sure he was dead set against it, drew swift condemnation from elected officials, including Democratic State Senators Diane Sabino. See, it's the only time the Dems will break apart is when you bring in that, oh, we divided, man. My God. I don't know. Let's... Why don't we get, like, an Italian Indian? There's got to be somebody out there who is...

I don't know. Do an ancestry whatever the fuck. Are you old enough, you guys, Matt, to remember the commercial with the Indian? They throw the litter at his feet. Do you remember that? And the teardrop goes down. They should do that now. Have a, they should have an Italian guy that looks like a mobster standing there.

Somebody throws like a pizza box, a Domino's box at his feet. Anyways, Diane Acevino and Joe Arabio, who called the remaining of Columbus days block headed The renaming I'm sorry my eyes are going the renaming of Columbus day block headed. Wow, that's strong language Instead it did a terrible disservice to a difficult and complex conversation The City Department of Education then backtracked and changed the name again of Education then backtracked and changed the name again. Italian Heritage Day slash Indigenous Peoples Day will celebrate the contributions and legacies of Italian Americans and recognize the native people are the first inhabitants of the land that became our country. Department spokesperson Danielle Amadouche-Philson said in a statement,

yell I'm a douche Pilsen said in a statement they were here first but I'm sick of hearing about it there's only three of them left they should have done that every time Elizabeth Warren tried to say something during a debate. Yeah. That compromise then drew fresh condemnation Wednesday from New York Times American Governor Andrew Cuomo, who took the tits out of his mouth to say, who said it was divisive to force the two groups to share a holiday. Finally, shithead got something right. You are correct, sir.

He says, I support an indigenous people's holiday, but I also support Columbus Day. You can have an indigenous people's day without intruding on Columbus Day. Really, there's 1,000 days of it. Without intruding on Columbus Day. Really, there's a thousand days of it. Without intruding on Columbus Day, Cuomo said. Why insult or diminish the Italian-American contribution? Why? There's no need. And it's unhealthy for the body politic. And who knows about bodies

and politics? Cuomo, a Democrat, said Columbus Day will remain a state holiday. It is also a federal holiday. Okay? And when he was saying it, there was a woman right under him going, You're raping me! This is rape! This is rape! This is rape! Here's Cuomo saying that, just if you don't believe me. Do we have a clip?

We got a clip of... Oh, pause! Oh, wait a minute, folks. I play this every... This is a Sopranos episode about Columbus Day. And check out the cop, how handsome and what a great actor he is.

Roll it. That better not be Columbus. Take it down. He's going to burn the way our ancestors did. No shit, I am, cupcake. We're not taking anything down. I'm going to fucking the way our ancestors did. No shit, I am, cupcake. We're not taking anything then. I'm going to fucking hang you up there. Hey, hey, hey.

Shut it up. Hey, hey. Hey, drink it up. Drink it up. Just shut it up. Drink it up. Pause. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Hey, we will make arrests. What the fuck is this, Joey? They get a permit, Phil. Everybody, come on, let's go. Everybody! I'll remember this, Joey. All right, enough.

The lip-syncing there was about as good as a Japanese Godzilla movie in 1962. Take it down, cupcake! That was Me and the Sopranos. That's right. The show voted greatest television series by the Screen Actors Guild. And I was in there for a, it was like a subliminal message, but I'm in there. Anyways, that's it, folks, for today. Excuse me.

Again, thank you for tuning in. Don't forget thecomicschim.com, thecomicsatjim.com. Don't forget cameo.com. If you want me to roast one of your relatives, a friend, go to cameo.com, click on my profile, tell me about the person. I'll make a little video on my phone for a small fee, and we'll send it right to that person.

It's a good birthday gift, or if you just hate somebody, we can ruin their day. Very nice. Don't forget nickdip.com. Click on the tour button because, as you know, starting Wednesday, all this week, I'll be on Gutfeld Wednesday night. Then Thursday, I'll be at Hilarities in Cleveland. Friday at the FPX or whatever theater in Baltimore.

And then Saturday at Soul Joles in Royersford, Pennsylvania. I hope to see you out there. You guys think it, I will say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Have a good day. guitar solo I'm out.