The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trudeau Resigns “Justin” Time | Nick Di Paolo Show #1673

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Bitter Biden, Trudeau Done, Jabbar’s Movements and Schumer’s BS! Like what you hear?  Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 - Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK 2/21/2025 - Funny Bone Westport, St. Louis, MO SOCIALS - https://bio.site/nickdipaolo

Music playing I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck! Hello. God damn it. Hi, how are you folks? Welcome back Monday. That's what I got to say to that. I'm on the phone with Tommy, he's bringing me all these dates and I'm going, yeah, sure, yeah, fucking.

You'll see me come March, I'll be crying. What the fuck, how did he talk me into that? He's the pimp, I'm the ho. Fucking Jew. I know, that's me on on stage if you ever knew. Anyway he's so fun he's trying to lose weight. Tommy's about six five three. He goes up he fluctuates between 290 and 350 and he's one of these guys that'll drop 30 pounds in a week you know because he has a sugar addiction. He goes, yeah, right now I'm eating just one shrimp cocktail a day.

All right, folks, great to be with you, I guess. Real quick, it's Black Monday in the NFL. What Monday is it, am I right? Come on. It's like having a black Monday in the NBA. Holy shit, I need glasses. That's the day, and this is kind of a traditional thing now. The minute the season ends, coaches who didn't get their job done,

or their owners don't think so, give them the heave-ho. They used to wait a few months and shit, no more. What have you done for me lately? Real quick for you NFL fans what do we got here? We got well first of all the Bears fired their coach back in November 29th the Jets parted ways with Robert Salah remember on October 8th and the Saints canned their coach on November 4th that's before the season even close to ending. Now that the season ended yesterday, the Jaguars canned Doug Peterson.

He was 22 and 29. Patriots, apparently they cut mayo out of their diet as they should. DEI hire, I don't call me racist, whatever the fuck, great linebacker, not a dumb guy, but not a head coach. Sorry. I'm telling you, Kraft went, all right, let's do the politically correct thing. You know, we're going nowhere, let's throw him in there. And it's almost insulting. Anyways, who else? The Giants. The Giants top guys are coming back. Obviously, they had a stellar year what the fuck are you doing New York Giants why wouldn't you clean house I would go to high schools

all over Ohio looking for coaches to replace them I that has to be fans must be calling up in the Yorkity sports I would love to be here on that they would be going fucking crazy so that's that for and I'm sure there's some as we are talking. Hey, what are you going to do? That league is so mediocre. I mean, you've got some teams that are really gelling, like, you know, like Buffalo and the Eagles and, you know, the Vikings just had a great season. Detroit, they're all banged up. They are banged up, not just a little they are

missing tons of guys they're missing the greatest pass rusher in the league right now Hutchinson he's they missed him on us all year but they're missing a ton of guys and they fucking whipped the Vikings last night yeah they're their depth chart would actually be starting on most teams well it feels that way it really does and the you know the Eagles are a juggernaut and so a Buffalo, you know. So we shall see interesting shit coming up. Anyways, real quick clip up front, Biden's going out with such grace and such. You know, it's so funny. He's always talking about decency when they bring up Trump, decency. Anyways, Biden attacked President-elect Donald Trump

and reporters during a rare public White House event. Didn't even know he was alive Sunday evening, weeks before leaving office. He's taking, and again, it's not even him. It's whoever's, it's his surrounding. He gave fucking Hillary Clinton and Soros the Medal of Freedom. These are like the highest civilian award you can get.

So that award means nothing anymore. Just hanging in there. And poor Michael J. Fox, they gave him one, which he deserves, but Jesus, has anybody had a worse case of Parkinson's than that poor bastard? I thought Biden was going to hang him, put that thing around his neck. I feel so bad for that guy. And he's just a tough dude. He's out there. He doesn't care. But I have never seen what a horrible affliction. I hope

Biden gets it. He's like playing whack-a-mole trying to get the metal around his neck. Oh come on. That's mean-spirited. I'll do the funny stuff. I made a joke about Michael J. Fox when I was on with Dennis Miller on his radio show like ten years ago. I go, yeah, that guy was shaking like Michael J. Fox with his shirt off in a Packers game in January. And Dennis, there was a dead silence and Dennis goes, sorry dude, he's a friend of mine. And I felt like saying, yeah, but you're a comedian. And you're a friend of of mine and if you're not joking about me when I die or if I get hit by a bus don't say you're my friend that's how I look at it he's a decent guy I'm just saying not that he's not a comedian but I'm just saying come on anyways so yes

look at this Dallas the first sound drop I forgot to put in. Fucking forget it. So do we even show it? Check out Mr. Decency, Mr. I'm a nice guy. Go ahead. Perhaps President Biden getting a jump on those legacy speeches he's expected to give or a farewell address. He blasted President Trump saying he's a threat to democracy.

Here's what he said just moments ago. You also scolded some reporters. Do you still believe he's a threat to democracy? That's Jill playing the accordion. What he did was a genuine threat to democracy. By being the oldest president, I know more world leaders than any one of you ever met in your whole goddamn life and those things i'm smart not like everybody says like dumb i'm smart and i want the stamps

what an asshole and let me tell you something folks i know about Alzheimer's and shit and dementia because my dad died of it and that's you know, one of the hallmarks of dementia as they get nasty as they get older and My sister who's a nurse said that he's his fucking Jill is the most Lola you talk about a dysfunctional piece of shit family They had the balls to send the FBI and the DOJ after Trump's family Fucking cokehead of a son doesn't acknowledge his granddaughter Trump's family? Fucking cokehead of a son, doesn't acknowledge his granddaughter, she the wife, the second wife, hangs him out to fucking dry because she likes to be on the cover of Vogue. What a piece of shit family. Good riddance, you bitter fuck. I tell you, I never liked that guy. For all I know, he had my friend Donald Trump set up. Anyways, on to the next story.

Huh? I want to hear it. No, it's all right. Uh, oh Canada, oh Canada, oh Canada. Canadian Prime Minister, I know you guys already know this unless you don't watch the news, Justin Trudeau. On the family guy, Andy just told me, um, they showed us, somebody posted it online, I guess it was a while ago, about Trudeau and the guy goes, he seems a, he's a good looking guy but he seems a little whatever. And the black haired guy, I forget him, huh? Clavelyne goes, yeah, it's Trudeau.

You know how black guys go, Trudeau? They don't mess with fucking things. Justin Trudeau expected. It says, I got this yesterday, but he resigned today. That's right, you heard me. He resigned today. I can't believe he lasted this long. This guy had to be the most hated fella oh it's it's the early part of the show so I can't cut cut into his theater theatrics in but there he is again telling you that you're racist and

a piece of garbage and there he was years ago in college and he's been seen in summer dresses and all kinds of stuff. And anyways, three sources told the Globe, male Canadian outlet on Sunday, Trudeau is leaving the Liberal Party before a critical national caucus meeting on Wednesday, you know, so anyhow, any heat. The bombshell report comes as in battle, Trudeau has faced increasing calls for his resignation. Trump takes, Trump takes over and people are just already,

international stuff is falling in place. It had to do with the tariffs and shit. Prime Minister struck a devastating blow after his then finance minister, Christia Freeland, quit last month over deepening divides between the two over a bra they were fighting over. Unbelievable. It's Trudeau. It's Trudeau. divides between the two over a bra they were fighting over. It's Trudeau.

Here's his, here's him this morning I think. Step in the foot. I intend to resign as party leader, as prime minister, after the party selects its next leader through a robust, nationwide, competitive process. Remember, in Canada, it's a process. Oh, I doodooed. Isn't this fucking amazing? Trump, he's not even in there yet.

Just this shadow, people are going, hey, I'd like to meet with him. The Liberal Party is widely expected to lose power. You know why? Because liberalism is dead in North America, at least. I'm sure it's still flourishing in Germany and all the other Western fucking European fruity nations. Expected to lose power to the Conservative Party led

by Pierre Pulever in an election that must be held by late October based on public polling. So goodbye. He'll show up on he'll show up on Dancing with the Stars, a mass singer Masked dictator. Good riddance, man. I mean, you guys remember during COVID, and the truckers up there had a big boycott. They were blocking all the road. And he went after their personal check-in accounts and shit.

And you people on the left have the balls to call Trump a dictator or Republicans are right wing. You're so full of shit. I really hate you. It's not even about politics anymore. Stay the fuck away from me. I know a few people I haven't heard from in a while, and I'm not fucking glad, because it's not about politics anymore.

It's about you fucking hating this country with a passion. Speaking of people who hate this country, Meta Muslim. What? You heard me. You know them stupid Meta glasses that fucking Jerkoff came up with from Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, like you nerds don't have enough problems getting laid, you're going to throw those on, walk into a bar, real pussy magnet.

The FBI on Sunday released new details about that 42-year-old Shemedsden Jabbar, the man authorities say carried out the Delhi New Year's Day terror attack in New Orleans including his movements in and out of the country in the preparations he took immediately prior to the attack. Look at him. He said fucking cheese. Shabah who authorities said acted alone in the attack, I'm sure he did, nobody radicalized him, on Bourbon Street that killed 14 people, had traveled to Cairo, Egypt. You know, he looks like a, you can't judge a book by its cover. Before flying to Ontario, Canada and returning to the US a few days later, the FBI said during a conference, Jabbar also made at least two trips to New Orleans in October and November

prior to the deadly attack and recorded the video of Bourbon Street. He was casing the joint with meta smart glasses. Here he is doing a Tiger Woods impression at the Pro-Am in Phoenix. Here is that footage of him casing the joint with the goggles on. Gee, I don't think this is first, this isn't first degree premeditated murder or anything, is it? Check this out. He's on his bike. October 31st. It's Halloween. It's past Halloween. Casing out the fucking joint. Durka Durka, Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa, Abakala. What does salted fish have to do with a Muslim?

Here he goes, la la la la la la la la la. Can you imagine? Sick fuck. Yeah, I got it's funny how they go all he had two divorces. He was bankrupt. But but but I love how love how that anger and that hate translates into killing innocent Christians or white people in the United States. And if funny, that's called radicalization. And like a justification for it. Yeah. Yeah. Why'd you do it?

Why'd you run over a little girl and you pick up truck and kill her? Well, I was mad at my wife, my ex-wife. Look at this. He cased the whole fucking joint. I'll say it again, I've been on that street like a couple times. It's nice. I mean it's, I'm just saying like I said there's three square blocks where you might not get stabbed in the ass, most overrated city ever. Anyways, it's a blue.

Now, that's good. We get the idea. He took his sweet time. I wonder how that's going to, oh, that's right, he's dead. I was going to say how that holds up in court. And again, Hakeem Jeffries came out a couple days ago, I'm not even going to remember, but it was after the attack, it was like the next day after the attack, he said something on the Senate floor and he goes we will be investigating extremism, not meaning that, still meaning

the right. How much does he hate the United States? Very much so. Let's move on to some more scumbags. Fuck Chuck. Senator Chuckie Schumer, the devil himself, was confronted with a clip of himself confidently defending President Biden against concerns about his mental acuity on Sunday during Meet the Press. This is what, this is the beauty of this.

We have all this footage of them saying, they were so wrong about everything about Schumerumer and all their lies are being exposed now and even they don't have the humility to go yeah well we were wrong or we could have handled it better none of that shit. This is him being grilled by Welker at no right winger by the way about him in Congress hiding Joe's mental acuity. I'll play you a little bit of something you said last year. Take a look. I talk to President Biden, you know, regularly, or sometimes several times in a week, or usually several times in a week. His mental acuity is great, it's fine, it's as good as it's been over the years.

All this right-wing propaganda that his mental acuity is declined is wrong. Leader Schumer, what do you say to Americans who feel as though you and other top Democrats misled them about President Biden's mental acuity? Look, we didn't. And let's look at President Biden. He's had an amazing record. The legislation we passed, one of the most significant groups of legislation since the new D since Lyndon Johnson's Great Society, putting in 235 judges a record and he's a

patriot. He's a great guy. He's a great guy after I just showed you a clip of going, you fucking goddamn idiot reporter. Great guy. Doesn't acknowledge granddaughter does business with the Chinese are fucking number one foe on the planet. Great guy. He could, he can't just go, yes, we could have handled it. We could have been more transparent. They have none of that

that's why you get that's what leads to their success and their downfall they're always lockstep some of the republicans are in fighting and shit but these motherfuckers you step out of line even after they're fucking on videotape god they're disgusting it's amy disgusting. Amy Schumer's uncle or cousin, there's a relation there. He's actually funnier. The Meet the Press panel also discussed Schumer's interview and MSNBC host Simone Sanders, Townsend, she got married. Schumer should have pushed. She said, remember Simone Sanders? She looks like Reggie White, big black crew cut. She handled Bernie's campaign and shit. And she actually pushed a guy off stage that was charging a stage.

Made me like her. But anyways, her take was Schumer should have pushed back harder against Welker, the woman that was, can you imagine? The question on the table, is the president all the way there? This is this weekend they were saying this. And the answer is unequivocally yes. Our Father who art in heaven, Hallow be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy... Oh, that dirty cogsucker. I am not anymore. I went to a class and I got rid of that stuff.

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