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Episode Date: November 19, 2020Wisconsin rushes to change the rules. Wayne County, Michigan hits a snag. Dershowitz confident in courts....
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Great state of Georgia, the controversial state of Georgia,
moved out of New York to get
away from this type of caca. And here we are right in the middle of, are we not? All kinds of
recounts going on, all kinds of, I don't know, depending on who you want to believe. But when
you got Alan Dershowitz out there saying, look, Trump could win this in court. There's got to be some validity to the cheating that went on.
So they're making moves right now in all kinds of states. And just there's a lot of baloney going on,
a whole lot. Even if Trump, like I said, doesn't have enough electoral votes.
We learned one thing, that this system is loaded with left-wing corruption. I haven't heard any,
and I'm not saying this isn't the case, haven't heard any, well, this vote was turned from Trump,
from Biden to Trump. I'm sure that happened maybe, but it's obviously slanted one way.
And the fact that they use that dominion program should tell you loads anyways
trump uh regarding wisconsin boats he put up a tweet and um here it is it says
look at this in wisconsin a day after the big titted girl popped up. A day after the election, Biden receives a dump of 143,379 votes at 3.42 in the morning.
Oh, isn't that funny?
When they learned he was losing badly.
This is unbelievable, the president says.
And it is.
You can't make a number like that up because they're obviously going to check it right
so he's not making this shit up and i would be furious and he's spending money in wisconsin
to to have a recount and um it's it just fraught with uh corruption and uh it's really disappointing
you know and in the United States,
we're supposed to be,
you know,
we came up with,
well, the Greek came up
with democracy,
but we perfected it.
And now you've got
other countries,
third world shitholes,
whose elections are more
on the up and up.
Crazy.
And he's furious,
and he should be.
I think he's furious. Could should be I think he's furious
Could I be happier?
Yeah, who couldn't?
Of course I could
700,000 ballots
Showed up at my
At some guy's house in Milwaukee
I mean
It's the perfect storm of horseshit
Anyways
In Wayne County This was in It's Wayne County, Michigan, I think.
Yeah.
Certification.
They have to be certified, right, at the end.
And two Republican members of the Wayne County Board of,
the County Board of Canvassers in Michigan rescinded their votes
to certify the election results, saying Wednesday they were
bullied, bullied into changing their original votes, and state authorities had refused to conduct
an audit, which is good because they were promised they were going to, they said,
you have to change your votes. They were bullied into it, but we're going to conduct an audit,
which they went back on. They went back on the word. They were bullied into it, but we're going to conduct an audit, which they went back on.
They went back on the word.
So these two people said,
fuck you.
They were not certified.
Breitbart News reported Tuesday,
the board originally deadlocked
at two to two along partisan lines
and failed to certify the results
because discrepancy between ballots
and voter rolls.
But after a public abuse and threats,
here we go again, the mob rules.
And with the video stream down, the two Republicans agreed to change their votes,
saying that they were promised state authorities would audit the results. And that's why they
agreed to change their votes originally. In an extraordinary turnabout, that foreshadows
possible legal action,
the two GOP members of Wayne County's election board signed affidavits Wednesday night alleging
they were bullied and misled into approving election results in Michigan's largest metropolitan
and do not believe the vote should be certified until serious irregularities in Detroit votes are resolved. So they went back on their word.
Fuck you, mother!
Oh, take it easy.
The statement by Wayne County Board of Canvas' chairwoman,
Monica Palmer, she was one of them,
and fellow GOP member William Hartman,
rescinding their votes from a day earlier,
threw into question a new
whether Michigan's presidential vote
currently favoring
Joe Biden will be certified. They also signaled a possible legal confrontation ahead,
which they should. How do you get bullied by other adults? I mean, I'm not going to bring
race into it. I'm sure it was the Amish. Their pronouncements come just 24 hours after a chaotic meeting in which the county's election board initially failed to certify the November 3rd election results during a 2-2 deadlock vote when both Palmer and Hartman voted against certification.
Thank God.
But after hours of a contentious public comments, criticism, including Democratic allegations of what else, folks?
Racism and threats against their safety.
This is how the left does politics now.
Okay?
And now they follow through on a lot of their threats.
That's a difference.
The two GOP members said, fuck you, struck a deal to certify the elections in return.
Here's the key part, for a promise of a thorough audit.
That's what they were promised.
Palmer and Hartman have each submitted affidavits.
Palmer, the board's chair, said in her affidavit
that more than 70% of Detroit's 134 absent voter counting boards
did not balance.
Not voters, boards. they didn't balance in other words the people on the
rolls and what they got for votes only 134 she then voted not to certify the results
she added after the vote public comment period began and dozens of people made personal remarks
against me and mr hartman well because you're probably white and bright of people made personal remarks against me and Mr. Hartman. Well, because you're
probably white and bright. The comments made accusations of what else? Racism and threatened
me and my family, she said. She was advised that she could not oppose the certification and that
voting to certify would result in a full independent audit of Detroit's unbalanced precincts.
She later learned that Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson
did not view the agreement as binding on her.
How do you fucking?
Consequently, Palmer said she was rescinding her vote.
You know, I fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you.
Get the fuck out of here.
Wisconsin Recount Commission. this is the next story
again more of a mess with it you believe it what are we uh 17 days from the wisconsin recount uh
commission holds emergency meeting to change the rules
uh wisconsin election commissioners after seeing President Trump's re-competition and objections, is trying to change the recount manual
at an emergency meeting, this was yesterday at 6 p.m.,
to make objections harder to make.
This must be stopped.
They're running scared now.
This is Jenna Ellis, typical for Democrats.
They broke through, so now they're trying to change the rules.
And Wisconsin Election Commission, after seeing Trump's recount petition,
trying to change the recount manual.
That was yesterday at 6.
So Trump went in there and they said,
if you want a total recount of Wisconsin, the whole state, it's $8 million.
And they didn't need to do that, according to Trump's people.
They just wanted two counties, I believe, recounted.
And I think in the Milwaukee area.
I think those are the counties that had like 98% turnout,
as opposed to the average 60% across the nation.
Nothing stinks there.
So Trump said it cost him $3 million to have a recount.
And they wrote up some petition, you know, Giuliani and Sidney Powell, his lawyers.
Do you see how filthy this is, folks?
Here we are on what, the 19th, 16 days after the election?
And this shit is still going on?
I mean, unforgivable.
And you wonder why Biden was laying in his underwear, not failing to campaign.
Because he knew.
A guy on his transition team sat on the board of Dominion.
I mean, what?
How the fuck is not?
How's that legal?
That's not a conflict of interest anywhere.
Not a lawyer, but.
Yeah, that smells of fucking poo poo. conflict of interest anywhere. Not a lawyer, but yeah, that smells of fucking poo-poo.
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call the 2020 presidential election, Alan Dershowitz. Alan Dershowitz, who I'm a big fan of. Of course, I hated him during the OJ trial.
But he has proven again and again that he is really about the Constitution and law and the way it was written.
You know, he said, and he taught law at Harvard for years.
The guy's brilliant.
You know who his best student was?
Senator Cruz.
Pretty good, huh? And he has the balls to say it, living in Nantucket or wherever.
Dershowitz, he said Trump can still win in the courts.
I guess time is of the essence. But he was on this morning talking to somebody,
and this is what he had to say.
In this election, because if they don't have enough time, but if they can put
forward a sufficiently strong case, then they may be able to get some Republican secretaries of
state or legislatures to say, look, we just don't have enough time to certify these electors. And
if they can bring down the number of electors, 35, 37 from the 305 and bring it down to 267, 268, then the election goes to the House where the Republicans win.
So the goal here is to try to just make sure that by the date the electors meet and vote, there aren't 270 votes for Biden.
There's no chance that Trump gets 270 in time for those
days. That won't happen. The goal is to prevent Biden from getting 270. And that's why the clock
is a double edged sword. Excellent. So he's saying play like what do they call that in basketball when you go into you just
pass the ball around run out the clock he's saying uh you know i mean uh which is easy to
create chaos in the but but on obviously being legal to the point where they go we can't certify
this i don't know how you can be a who who comes is this the messiest system ever oh my aching head
I can't figure it out but he laid it out beautifully I thought just the facts man yes um so according
to him and don't take it from me that's Dershowitz uh it's not out of the realm of Trump um again
delaying this in the courts and uh that's how he has a chance and it's not again i still worry about the
repercussions if trump does end up winning this thing but you know what even if biden does
do you know they're already having infighting the democrats are already at each other's throats
because you know some of them the moderates are blaming aoc and those people the far left people
for being too extreme on defunding the place.
And that's why this was even a contest, they said.
And that's why they lost so many seats in the House.
And AOC is saying, no, it's because you moderates
didn't get the young people like me who are ready to rumble.
It's your horseshit that you've been practicing for the last,
and I tend to believe she's wrong.
Why? Because she's a fucking bartender from briarcliff manor or whatever but they're infighting
already and you realize how good the republicans did they picked up 10 12 they were supposed to
get smoked which makes this smell even more fishy. That at the bottom of the ticket, everybody checked off red, but at the top, the presidential
one, they went blue.
Your sister's nostrils.
Come on.
Something stinks to high heaven.
So anyways, they're in fighting.
That's good.
Brad Blakeman.
Well, who was he?
He's the founder of what is it called? Conservative Freedom Watch or something like that.
And he was a lawyer for George W. Bush. He made public.
He was a staff, actually a staff head of the staff for George W. Bush.
And of course, Georgetown University lawyer who was involved back in 2000 when we had the Gore-G.W. Bush nightmare.
He played a pivotal role in that in the 2000 election recount.
Trump tweeted a video.
I believe his Blakeman, again, a guy that was around for the recount in 2000 knows about this stuff.
He knows a scam when he sees one. This is his opinion. This whole Georgia recount thing,
you know, in Fayette County, they had twenty six hundred ballots not counted. Floyd County,
twenty seven hundred ballots not counted. That's about seven and eight percent of the total voters
in those counties, Brad Blakeman.
I mean, this is this is significant. If it was a larger county or for larger county, it turns up, you know, this is one of those things that is a, you know, is a big issue.
This is an outrage. Every American should be outraged by the dysfunction of our national voting system, having 50 different standards.
If anything, it shows a light that we need a national
uniform voting standard for all 50 states and we should be voting the same in california as we do
in alabama as we do in new york and elsewhere uh even even fouler that gay black guy on the left
lefty is nodding nick why do you have to point out that he's gay? I don't know. Why not? Anyways, even
he's nodding. How can you argue with that? We don't have a standard. I understand federalism
with certain powers that the federal government don't have automatically go to the states.
I understand that. But when you're doing something like a national election where
everybody's doing the same goal, the same, it should all be the same.
Again, lawyers, it's always lawyers who turn life into a nightmare, whether you're trying to get insurance online, whatever, selling a house, lawyers, lawyers.
No, I'm not pissed because I'm not smart enough to be one.
But go ahead. Let Blake go.
Thank God for Donald trump not conceding
because we would have never known these things this would have been swept under the rug
the press wouldn't have focused on it donald trump is doing a great service in exposing
the dysfunction and the criminality and the negligence and the incompetence of our voting
system you know it's not the russians or the chinese who are interfering with our election it's us look at the guy on the left is sitting there and that's what's ironic about it all this
talk the last four years about russian interference and uh fucking with our elections and stuff and
we're using the very software that we use to stick our beaks into other elections in other countries, and they turned it around and used it on us,
the American electorate.
Can you imagine all that talk about Democrats?
Oh, the Russians, yeah, they bought $100,000 worth of Facebook ads.
Meanwhile, you guys are fucking pulling a scam at this level.
No comparison.
Goodness gracious hell.
I feel like I'm living in the name of third world shithole.
El Salvador.
I don't know.
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She pretty, ain't she?
Unfortunately, the spread of a COVID-19
is rising in nearly every state.
Oh, it's so unfortunate.
Why don't you just tell me people are getting bad colds?
Because that's all it is.
Regardless if they have mask mandates in place or not,
she said, this is her talking.
Here in South Dakota,
we're focusing on solutions that do good, not on responses that feel good. That's why I like her.
It's not all about feeling. It's about doing the right thing. As you know, there's a lot of states,
right, who have for the last six months had mask mandates and their numbers are as high as
anybody's. What does that tell you? Can we draw a draw a conclusion i get embarrassed i'll put on a
mask if i'm going to store because that's their rules i understand that but i'm embarrassed i see
guy walk by my house like my age with a mask on at one in the afternoon nobody around him
two people in a car young people masks on don't you look at them and go oh my god no wonder why
we're in such deep shit.
They're just sheeps.
They're like rope.
They've been brainwashed.
So here is Governor Norm South Dakota telling you her philosophy on this.
There are many states that do have mask mandates in place and some that do not. But I look at their rate of
spread and the fact is that cases are increasing in many of those states as well. If you look at
Wisconsin, they've had a mask mandate since August and they have a higher rate of spread than the
state of South Dakota. You look at Montana, they've had a mask mandate in place since July.
Both of those states have higher rates of spread than the state of South Dakota.
When you look at Wyoming,
it has the fastest spread in the nation.
These people that you see
doing this next to this sign line,
they're making shit up.
I'm telling you, this means nothing.
And they always do.
And they always do.
I said I wouldn't vote for people that, well, I'm not in South Dakota anyways.
But ain't she, I don't know.
She's very bright. I love you for helping me to construct my life.
Not a mass.
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Perhaps, after all, that is what love means.
And that is why I love you.
Little tribute.
Is it Kirstie?
Christia?
I suppose I should know her first name before I ask her to go to Applebee's next Sunday.
Speaking of delicious, Newsome.
You know who he is?
Governor Newsome. Used to be Kimberly Guilfoyle's husband this mama luke if you were going to make an evil paul look at he's his face
is almost as irritating as trump's when he does that smile anyways this guy is we call him the
serpent my buddy calls him a shapeshifter is that right shapeshifter always sounds wrong to me but he is he's a serpent he's
evil he's the one that keeps making rules like you should wear a mask to dinner this is when you know
he's full of shit you should wear a mask to dinner and put it on in between bites you don't think
he's fucking with your heads this self-appointed king, this monarch. Anyways, he was having dinner, right?
He's telling everybody, you know, about social distance,
always wear your mask, put it on, and, you know, sit,
even at home, be socially, all this crap, right?
He had dinner with leading California Medical Association officials.
They joined him at the elite restaurant, French Laundry.
Somebody explain that name to me.
I think French Laundry.
I just think of stinky underwear because they don't shave over there
and there's all kinds of cream in their food.
Anyways, French Laundry restaurant for a lobbyist birthday party on November 6th.
As Breitbart News reported, Newsom apologized at a press conference.
But here's some pictures of him, right?
Look at that dinner.
Look at the sauce.
Not one person with a mask on.
And these are medical people he's meeting with.
Okay?
Such fucking hypocrites.
Do you believe it?
You fucking hypocrite
uh so that's an indoor restaurant of course some people are going after it no it wasn't and
and he again not doing anything he's telling you to do telling you to shut up and obey my rules
they're not for me uh and he's it's not the first time, okay? So he got busted right hand.
Some guest was there and asked if that was Governor Newsom.
Asked like a waitress.
And they said, yeah.
So she took pictures.
This is why.
Why wouldn't you do it?
You got to do it in a private room, for Christ's sake.
They're in a fishbowl here.
You know, so they're telling you one thing, you're doing another.
Again, that's nothing new in the liberal world.
But he's flouting his own suggestions.
So let's take a look.
He came out and it was so, he had to apologize.
Watch the fucking crow shit on his face.
Sitting down, I should have stood up and walked back, got in my car and drove back to my house.
You smirk cocksucker.
Fuck you.
Instead, I chose to sit there with my wife
and a number of other couples
that were outside the household.
You can quibble about the guidelines,
et cetera, et cetera,
but the spirit of what I'm preaching all the time
was contradicted and I got to own that.
And so I want to apologize to you
because i need
to preach and practice not just preach and not practice and you need to preach i apologize what's
the matter with you i'm sorry what the fuck is the matter with you
I'm sorry what'd you say
are you being a fucking wise guy with me
what'd you say
Newsom claimed he was seated in an outdoor area of the restaurant
after the press conference
photos of the party service showing a massless Newsom
seated at a table with a large number of people who think their shit doesn't stink.
We check the metadata on the photos to confirm legitimacy taken at November 6, 2020.
A couple weeks ago at 620.
Again, the French laundry.
And we interviewed witnesses, not me.
The people who wrote this also reached out to the governor's team for response.
Guess what?
Nobody got back to him.
Nobody got back to him. Problem back to him problem you're the fucking problem you fucking dr y onking jam rag arkin spunk bubble i'm telling you h you keep looking at me i'm gonna put you in the fucking ground i
promise you not this time you got busted you got busted.
Anyways, I found this clip that this made me laugh.
This is angry black dude at a gym.
And you know what?
He is so right on.
I wish I could get him in here because he explodes with self-righteousness. And he's right.
It's fun to see a black dude who's got his own mind politically, right?
He's obviously a Trump fan.
He is furious at the same people that we're furious at,
the people that pretend to be, you know, the rhinos, they call them,
Republican in name only,
the people who are taking money from Silicon Valley and don't give a fuck that there's
a monopoly going on and they're censoring people like me okay those people the why i said this on
the show many times why are we always playing catch up with the democrats why are we always
going hey you're cheating there hey this hey that we're gonna you people and mulligate we're gonna
arrest you eventually and nothing happens nothing happens
and this guy here apparently falls it closely ignore that you know he's in a gym and he's crazy
not crazy actually he's very sane what am i saying if i could do it this angry every show i would but
um but watch this kid lay it out for you. I did it at the Republican party themselves.
And I ain't talking about the supporters.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. All you Republicans, all you elected Republican officials,
fucking stop being some fucking pussies.
You see what's going on in this country.
He's right.
You see what Trump stands for.
You see it.
He's right. just do whatever the fuck they want. You know why that is? It's because we sit there and we say we want to do it.
We want to talk it out.
We want to.
These motherfuckers should have been in jail.
They should have not even made it this goddamn far.
Do you know why?
Because you're a bunch of pussies.
Stand up for your country.
Wouldn't you love to see Mitch McConnell getcconnell get that fired up oh my god what was wrong about that absolutely nothing right on the money with everything
he is fired up
are those nike timberlands what do we got going on
i love it i don't you?
He's got a mind of his own.
He looks young, you know, like a young black dude.
You see angry black, you know.
They go Democrat.
This guy can see it.
I can watch it all day.
Alrighty then.
Good for you, brother man.
Keep preaching.
That's what we need, a little passion.
That's why, you know, these Republican
women, it was like 10 or 12 that
won their races in the House.
I love it.
They
have a little more balls than the guys right now.
I swear to God.
You know? We show one of them. She's
exercising at the Capitol Hill.
There's no gym or something. She's
doing like CrossFit in
a, I don't know, look like a
hotel function room
and just fired the fuck
up. Then we had Marjorie Green there with a
rifle toter.
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Megan Kelly, you remember her from fox news megan i've
met her a few times very nice um remember though she left fox news and nbc gave her a ton of money
for like a daytime show that disappeared quicker than a rash on my ass anyways Anyways, apparently she's had enough of New York City.
She's got a couple of kids
in private schools there.
And they sent around a letter,
some hateful black woman
that worked at the school,
sent around a letter
about all the white kids
being potential thug cops
when they grow up.
I mean, just the most racist, so mucho, she's pulling her kids out of school
and getting the hell out of New York.
Here's what she had to say.
Here's a couple of audio snippets.
We've decided to move.
New York City is out of control on so many levels.
And after years of resisting it, we're going to leave the city.
We pulled our boys from their school, and our daughter's going to leave her soon too.
Megyn Kelly revealed on her podcast that she pulled her sons Thatcher and Edward from a woke New York City private school.
A letter allegedly circulating accusing white people of reveling in state-sanctioned depravity and comparing white children to killer
cops some black do we have the picture of her fucking you fat nasty black bitch
anyways yeah she wrote that anyways and and when megan pulled her kids out of school, I'm sure we heard a lot of this.
Why did you do that, Terry?
Because.
Anyways, the offending letter made its rounds among the school's diversity group, which included Kelly herself, Megan Kelly, and other white parents following the police-involved death of George Floyd in May.
Kelly went on to read directly from the letter written by Nahelia Weber.
She's the hateful black woman.
She's a malignant cunt.
Get that right.
Executive director of the nonprofit Orleans Public Education Network
and posted a blog titled, listen to the title of her blog,
If You Really Want to Make a Difference in Black Lives,
Change How You Teach White Kids. There is a, and I'm quoting her, to the title of her blog. If you really want to make a difference in black lives, change how you
teach white kids. There is a, and I'm quoting her, there's a killer cop sitting in every school
where white children learn. This was on June 29th. They gleefully soak in their whitewashed history
that downplays the Holocaust of indigenous native peoples and Africans in the Americas.
They happily believe they're all white spaces exist as a matter of personal
effort and willingly use violence against black bodies to keep those spaces
white. She's talking about white kids. Okay.
Really? How about this? This is how she's blinded by her racism or hate of white people it's i could
i could write a letter saying just the opposite wherever little white kids learn next to little
black kids they're sitting next to future criminals that would be more accurate if you
look at the statistics i don't give a fuck if you think it's racist that would be more accurate
because i guarantee that even in private
schools, they probably have one parent.
How dare you?
So these little white kids are going to grow up to be killer cops
when your population,
your community
commits more violence
than any segment
of our population.
A disproportionate amount.
And you have the balls to say it's going to be little white kids?
Un-fucking-believable.
How fucking dare you? Can you imagine a white
mother writing that? Seriously. And they have
a right to. White moms should be going, my kids are not only being
brainwashed.
white moms should be going uh my kids are not only being brainwashed and then did we have any more audio megan she had something to say
which boy in my kids school is the future killer cop is it my boy which boy is it
yes because you have blonde hair and blue eyes. Can you imagine a white person writing a letter like that?
You guarantee this broad still has a job.
Weber, the hateful black woman, continues,
I am tired of white people reveling in their state-sanctioned depravity,
snuffing out black life with no consequences.
Oh, my God.
She finished with this.
What folks says about this family i does i has totally and
told you that you can always tell a lady but the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird
and i ain't aiming for you to go to mr john wilkins and eat like a field hand and dabble like a hog
she says where's the urgency for school reform for white kids being indoctrinated in black death
and protected from the consequences.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You are the most racist person on the planet.
You are disgusting.
She says, where are the government-sponsored... See, they're always looking for government shit.
Where are the government-sponsored reports
looking into how white mothers
are raising culturally deprived children
who think black death is okay.
Do you see what she's projecting?
You could ask the opposite.
Why aren't black mothers being held into account?
Having babies out of wedlock for the last 50 years.
It's over 70%.
You're creating young criminals when you do that.
So take a look in the mirror, bitch.
Unbelievable.
You're fucking crazy.
Kelly, who has three kids,
son, Thatcher, Edward, and daughter, Yardley,
boy, those has three kids, son's Thatcher, Edward and daughter Yardley. Boy, those are white names.
Claim the school wanted the letter circulated to all faculty as well.
It's unclear if that ever happened.
But with the letter, she said they've gone around the bend.
They've gone off the deep end.
And Kelly, who said she's also pulling her daughter out of a school, slammed Webber's opinions.
And she said this and i say segregation now
segregation tomorrow and segregation forever sounded like george wallace but apparently
that was no megan would never say that um i gotta wrap it up because we get an interview
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