The Nick DiPaolo Show - Vlad Gets Trump Mad | Nick Di Paolo Show #1711

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Trump Pissed at Putin, Ruffin Canceled, a Breast Reduction and more! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button – enter Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off an annual subscription! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing I don't shine shoes anymore Billy. I'm doing a wasp doing Joe Pesci. I don't shine shoes anymore Bill. Maybe they haven't come up there and told you. Well there's a lot of people around. Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding. How are you folks? Monday Monday Monday how you doing? Good weekend? Let me just tell you about my little Red Sox that I've been bragging about all preseason. They went at the Texas and took the first. Texas by the way the Rangers look like they mean business this year. They look like they did two years ago when they won it all. I'm just saying. And the Red Sox also they take the first one Bobby Abreu

right fielder who was a rookie in gold glove last year we were talking about trading him I have no idea why for like more pitching but we got the pitching without trading him he had two Gommers in the first game and clutch ones and just had like seven hits over the weekend of some crazy but the story of the weekend Rafael Bebers he's an elite hitter one of the best in baseball period bar none his numbers prove it Future Hall of Famer if he you know lays off the plantains Nice right Listen to this

He went all for I want to say 16 offer 16 with 13 or 14 strikeouts. Had the worst start in the history of baseball since they've been keeping records. He was 0 for 10 with like nine strikeouts after the first three. Nobody's ever done that before. This guy, and I'm talking he's Hall of Fame caliber.

It was insane to the point where by the end of the week when he came up with guys on base I go not him. I mean that's something I used to say when Bobby Dalback came up this guy who couldn't hit a fucking bull's ass with a base fiddle. I'm giving you a little Alabama Texas. Anyways anyway and then they dropped the next three but I'm not I, you hear the announcers, they're talking like it's the playoffs already. You know how long the season is, and they're loaded with talent. The pitching was great all weekend. It was really good. The defense, air tight.

Air fucking tight, and we got this kid, Christian Campbell, who had five hits, first, he also had his first major league home run stole a couple bases he's a black light-skinned black dude with red red hair and just a baby face and and didn't hit much an hour I'm boring you fuck it anyways hey I'm honest I have to come out and say when my and the Bruins have lost eight in a row and shit I my high school team I'm talking the girls high school hockey team could smoke them right now that's that let's get right to Bruins have lost eight in a row and shit. My high school team, I'm talking the girls' high school hockey team could smoke them right now. That's that.

Let's get right to it, shall we, Dallas? I got to go to the chiropractor at 3 o'clock. I'm going to tell the guy. I don't give a fuck if I come out of here in a wheelchair on a spine board, as long as that pain's gone. I actually tried to work out this weekend, ended up dancing by myself in there. No jumping around. I was

dancing to music. Picture that. You guys think I'm kidding? I put the heat up to 80 and I was doing this shit. Like fucking Trump. Ow my fucking back! And then I did some stretching and picked up my guitar. And I have caused the first 12 notes to Hurricane by Scorpion, the fucking 12 power chords. Anyways, Trump mad at Vlad is the head story. President Trump said he's very angry, that's in quotes, and he's pissed off at Russian President Vlad Putin. There he is.

I thought they were, everybody says they were best buddies, people on the left. The American president appeared to be fed up with Putin over the lull and the ceasefire talk after Moscow announced additional conditions before it would comply with a US-backed deal to limit attacks in the Black Sea and on energy facilities. If Russia and I, this is Trump talking, Russia and I are already able come make a deal

There's gonna be a lot of blood I can't go On stopping the bloodshed Ukraine, and if I think it was Russia's fault He says which it might not be but if I think it was Russia's fault I am going to put secondary tariffs on oil on all oil coming out of Russia Trump told NBC on a a phone call, by the way. They probably said, can you come over? Fuck off. Call me, I'm on the golf course.

Oh, I'll fuck him up. That would be, he says that would be that if you buy oil from Russia, any country, you can't do business in the United States. He really knows how to. But you don't have opening? No. But why not? Because you do business with Russia.

There will be a 25 percent tariff on all Earl. A 25 to 50 point tariff on all oilies. I like the way he has to hype everything Trump warned that the tariffs against Russia would come within a month if a ceasefire deal isn't reached and I'm thinking if you have lad why would you want to make Trump a hero let him get a deal done I don't know it just seems but again this is all that matters to everybody so and he does not make a deal but all of of a sudden, you know, Vlad's like, he had agreed to it. He went back on his word. Really? A dictator went back on his word? And that's Trump, you know, that's his ego.

He promised this and that. And of course, the left, the left has nothing, the media has nothing to talk about still breaking up signal gate and they just are so desperate over there they don't talk about any of the shit he's done do you guys finally please tell me there's nobody left in the country apparently there is these assholes burning Teslas and shit George Soros hired people by the way when somebody you know you know happy score touch on a college they used to go that was nice thank you for that culture anyways yeah so Trump's got his pantheism a bunch but you know I'm not worried I don't care I'm I'm more happy about him throwing people out of the country. I could follow that all day. That's all. That's all anybody really. Oh, but the inflation's down already.

Anyways, let's move on to some stupid bitch called, I'm sorry folks. I forgot I was on ABC. Ruffin canceled. Who's that? It's a young female black comedian who's a regular on the Seth Meyers show. Really? That's who are you gonna hire to for these correspondents dinner when Trump's in office old Nick DiPaolo sitting right here although I would never do that gig I would never take it because let me explain something of comedy to you you're like well Trump's in office that that doesn't matter the place is filled with Trump haters. And my first joke would be about Pelosi's snatch. Then I'd get to the dirty stuff.

And you know, I would beat on and get dead silence and then people go, he fucking bombed. And at this point, I don't know. Even bombing would sound fun kind front of 3,000 people. I've heard it. Anyways, Ruffin, that's her last name. In a break with tradition, this year's White House Correspondents Dinner will not include a featured comedian. The White House Correspondents Association, that's WHCA,

which represents journalists who cover the White House, including those at NPR. NPR. I read an article, what was I trying to get to the bottom of? And they wouldn't even mention how the fights start. I can't remember. I'll remember later. Including those at NPR, which might be the most despicable

left-wing state propaganda, and we're paying for it, has canceled writer and comedian, Amber Ruffins, scheduled appearance at the high-profile event. Why is NPR canceling it? That's who they decide to does it? Gee, that's not incestuous. The decision comes nearly two months after Daniel's announced ruffins of parents in an email to members Stating the entertainer was the ideal fit for this current political and cultural climate. Do you hear that? That's a woman

NPR or whoever's running the fucking a anti-Trump female black community would be the perfect fit. Do you see how they live in their own echo chamber and talk to nobody that thinks like they do? She couldn't be a worse fucking fit. Yes, if you want everybody in the crowd who hates Trump to have a hoo-ha.

On March 28th of 2025 Amber Ruffin appeared on the Daily Show Beast podcast where she criticized President Donald Trump and his administration for saying the following says about this family I do. I have told you and told you that you can always tell a lady but the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird and I ain't even for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson's and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. She said all that on the Daily Beast podcast. She says, she goes, I'm not a hundred percent interested in being like, ha, you're here. Look at your stupid head you're burned that's funny coming from a black woman look at your stupid head you're burned I could say the same thing

you look like a shaving brush yeah fucking mama Luke I care that you're like I care that like you're kind of a bunch of murderers that's what she calls the Trump administration and the dumb broad MP NPR perfect fit they the WHCA White House Correspondents Association were were like you need to be you know equal and make sure that you give it to both sides and blah blah blah first of all that's never happened ever at the Correspondents Dinner in their mind they think they take shots of both sides. When they take, they'll take 150 shots at the Republican president and two. Well, and those two will be softballs. Of course. And to them, that's equal. Well, we cover both sides. She was like, blah, blah, blah. I was like,

there's no way I'm going to be freaking doing that dude Just another black woman handed a career Well, I sit by the wayside and a million other people funnier than her if she had a dick you wouldn't know who she was Nick that sexist and racist I don't give a fuck. Welcome to the show. YouTube can suck my cock too. I might have to bleep that out of him. I got some friends that work at YouTube. A couple of Indian broads I had tied up in the... What? But do you believe that? She's the perfect fit. Oh, we got a clip of her on Seth Meyers. Oh, is this... Oh no, it's the uh I think she's doing a piece on the Daily Show. Yeah I don't think go ahead.

Do you know how racist things were in the 1700s? Slightly worse than today. Just kidding. Oh oh. She says on her own segment on a show I'm supposed to say that Dallas All of a sudden we get a co-host over Good point, I don't know if it's their own fucking show doesn't matter Zombies, but it should be using me like that having a segment Jesse waters I Apologize I that last apparent suck that wasn't my fault you guys give me two and a half minutes

Not even two and a half minutes. She sent me the outline of the whole friggin show say we might talk about That's not how you do it For you people and I love Jesse Jesse's I think he's fucking funny as hell. I see him on the five He pushes this shit. He makes some nervous over there. I'm just saying I'm capable of way better But just give me a hint, you know, I mean if you picked a specific subject I Would you know write six jokes about it and rattle them off? That's how it's done is But like if you're on gut feel that that's a different thing. You're in an open forum.

You're supposed to have an open discussion. And even then you make notes. They give you the rundown of what you're talking about. I'm just saying, I know the last one stunk. I didn't even watch it. We haven't heard back, so I don't think I'll be back. But Jesse, I think you're fucking great, man. Let's move on to breast reduction, something I can relate to. But Jesse, I think you're fucking great, man.

Let's move on to breast reduction, something I can relate to. Don't call it a comeback. Call it a, boy, people who write this shit have cancer of the funny bone. Call it a re-huterization. Re-habilitation. That's the word Neil Keifer, CEO of HMC Hospitality Group, as you can see, he's big into fashion. Jesus Christ, what'd you do, beat up a fifth grader and take that shirt? The parent company of the group of men who created the Hooters brand, fucking geniuses who would have guessed tits elf is using to describe the planned PG PG if occasion pj application, you know if I can face it of

The so-called breast or on oh my god, these people are just terrific in February it was reported that the 42 yearold restaurant chain was nearing 42 years old and the tits aren't sagging yet. Was nearing bankruptcy. Kyfer is convinced that by putting the brand back into the hands of the men who originally founded the Clearwater Florida based brand, they can keep the Hooters name alive with an image overhaul Listen to this genius plan

In an interview with Bloomberg Kiefer made it clear that he knows it's the breasts Not the wings that draw the bulk of the eateries customers nationwide. I Don't know about that's how I know I'm getting older I love your wings as much as their tits wasn't the case when I was a comedian on the road and single one one of them one of the places had my picture at Hooters it's I don't put it on my resume that means I spent a lot of time there I'd be that guy at the end sitting by himself I keep dropping a fork. Diane, can you get that? I love their fucking wings.

And who doesn't like nice titties? But that's not the case in Clairewater where women and children are often happily dining alongside the typically male clientele who has always catered to but once again yeah that's not what we want right we want wings and no you know no kids running around fucking it up but anytime you know we God forbid you catered to something just for men. Can't have that, right? Oh God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's me when I heard about the plant. You go to some parts of the country and people say,

oh, I could never go to Hooters. My wife would kill me, said some soy boy. That's depressing to us. We want to change that. But it's not just about the employees standard issue clothing or lack thereof. Kiefer is promising to overhaul the dining experience too. Okay what are you gonna serve pheasant on the glass? How's the caviar? No not as good as the chicken fingers. Where's the tits? What are you

gonna do hire a bunch of girls that had mastectomies? Now the kids can come in. Silly, silly. This means changing up some of the recipes to include better, fresher ingredients. Do you really think, have you looked at your male clientele over the years? Do you really think anybody's there for fucking kale? Or organic, you know, parmesan? He goes like, real butter in the buffalo sauce. Oh, Christ, that'll get him lining up. Are you kidding me? If

you told me the head chef was jerking in that sauce, I'd say leave it alone. That's how much I like it. Like real butter in the buffalo sauce. How about making the short shorter? I always say this. Who does the only restaurant, if you find hair in your food, you keep it. A curly blonde one, yeah. Then Randy comes out of the kitchen, oh shit, thought it was Diane's. Buffalo sauce that accompanies many of the restaurants' popular items. The food's different, the service is different, he says. I hope to correct it all, Kie says or Kiefer Mr. Kiefer

let me just tell you something what you're doing is you're gonna put the final day on the coffin you have to know that it was so popular because sex sells and you guys nailed it okay but what happened is the world changed around you a bunch of feminists whores with mustaches and stupid glasses they're the ones who said this is sexy remember a guy wanted to work there a guy sued because he wanted to work there just trying to make a point I guess I did have a nice ass all fairness to him but I'm just saying are you you understand so you're gonna make it a family thing and you're gonna

change the recipe that's two things I wouldn't touch I'll say it right now you guys I'll bet you a thousand dollars Mr. Keeper again, that's a nickel to you that you're gonna blow it up. That is not that is not a good plan if anything I'm gonna start one like who does but I'm gonna start one The attraction is gonna be I'm gonna hire really physically deform wait, this is I Mean first of all people make fun of them and it's sad. Give them a job. I mean club foot, fucking hair, lips, glass eye, ball patch.

I'm not doing the interview. Anyways, folks. Hey, if you like stand-up comedy, you know, I still do it. April 25th, I'll be at the Coho's Music Hall in Coho's New York, which is a beautiful theater. I shot a special there. I'm hitting this thing to try to make that move. May 15th and 16th, and I'm really looking forward to Zanies, Rosemont, Illinois. I wish they'd change the goddamn name, because it doesn't do the place justice, but Zanies has been around forever

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