The Nick DiPaolo Show - Young Black Men Still Resisting | Nick DiPaolo Show #372

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

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I want you to enjoy the show so enjoy Oh yeah. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, wherever you're watching. How are you folks? Welcome to the podcast. And I'll tell you. What's it, 95 degrees out?

10 o'clock down here. It's like 95. Unbelievable. Last night I tried to sit outside and smoke a cigarette. Smoke just stopped right in the air, hung around my face. You could cut the airline. It was like the fucking Amazon. I don't like it. Why are you living in Georgia? Because I like the rest of the weather. And the folks are really nice down here. What else?

What did you say, Raz, about sports today? Oh, real quickly. Cam Newton to the Patriots? Yuck. Good athlete, good quarterback, fucking headcase diva asshole. But, you know, they made Randy Moss work in the belichick way so anyways uh yeah so uh i don't know how that's gonna work out apparently they must not be too impressed with the uh stidman whatever the fuck his name is anyways mr depaulo no one could be as nasty as as you pretend to be unless they they really wanted to be disliked that's true me fuck you and your bone

spurs i'm as mad as hell and i'm not gonna take this anymore what's going on in the world scares me the world that's coming apart at the seams this fucking light is still out right it'll come on though halfway through the show no i'm not an electrician but i don't think it's the bulb because if you flick the thing i don't know like i said what the fuck do i know uh what's going on this was uh took place near where raz is from apparently people can't behave down there including raz i don't know what the um what's going on the arrest of a man in north carolina officials say refused to wear a face mask is now under review that would be a black man they can't you know they throw out white people they say he was a white guy that was a white couple in st louis with an ak they throw that out

an entitled white woman karen but they they won't say a black man, and it is relevant to the story, seeing what's going on between the cops and black men. Charles Riddell Moody says a Forsyth County deputy used excessive force when he was taken into custody on Saturday. on social media shows moody standing at a cook's flea market counter while a sheriff's deputy grabs him and tells him to put his hands behind his back then the deputy turns moody whose body hits you can tell every article is slanted against the cops whose body hits the wall multiple times before others help to restrain him. Here's the video. Stop or you're going to the ground. You understand me? Put your hand behind your back.

Put your hand behind your back. Pause for a second. The reason this is going on, the store requires a face mask. If you don't have one, you're not supposed to come in. Of course, he doesn't have one, and he's a lion sack of shit. Oh, I forgot it,

and nobody told me that I couldn't come in this store. I don he's a lion sack of shit oh i forgot it and nobody told me that i couldn't come in this store i don't believe a fucking word of it once again the video starts this is the problem with this the video always starts once the cop has his hand on the person who is not behaving so it looks like the cops initiating go ahead What the hell? Okay, what the fuck? Hey, what the fuck?

Jimmy, hurry up, please. Uh-uh. What the fuck? What the fuck? Pause. There's always running commentary from a black person. What the fuck? Even if that guy stabbed the cop and the cop was doing this. What the fuck, man?

What are you doing? He ain't doing nothing. What the fuck? Guess the kid didn't learn from George Floyd. Another kid is so scared of the cops. You think it has anything to do with they don't grow up with an authority figure? What are the odds he has a dad? Go ahead, roll it.

Stop. Stop. Stop now. Stop. they don't grow up with an authority figure what are the odds he has a dad go ahead roll it nobody asked you to leave they're asking you to leave now and you refuse to You start following me, harassing me. Put your hands down on your back. Nobody asked you to leave. They're asking you to leave now. And you refuse to. Fucking moron. Jesus Christ. How many of these tapes do we have to watch for the last 20 years? And you're blaming the cops?

Fucking A. Go ahead. Put your hands down on your back. Put your hands up. Come on, man. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. You're not supposed to be dealing with this. Fucking A. Go ahead. me no not you i'm talking to her we got i'm talking no i want her to have my phone come on i'm gonna give it to him hey give him my phone that shit don't belong to you all right that belongs to me i know it does give it to her tell them the cops what to do shut the fuck up and leave the store and that goes for the broad filming it fucking idiot uh forsyth county sheriff bobby f uh kimbrough jr he says i have spoken with both individuals in the video and his family as well as the deputy involved together we will come to a resolution really you have to have a meeting about it you have to have a fucking meeting about it if that was a white person would you call the parents and have a meeting about it

well it wouldn't happen to a white person that right, because the first time he was asked to leave, a white person would leave. Not all of them, obviously. Does he look afraid of the cops to you or anybody? It's the same shit over and over again, but the cops are the bad people. In a statement to WGHP, the flea market said a man was asked multiple times to wear a face mask, but refused. He's a lying sack of shit on top of being a punk. He was also told to leave

before a sheriff's deputy who was working security came to escort him out of the building. Again, you don't see all that. Under orders from North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper, people must wear face coverings in public to help slow the spread of COVID. Someone who refuses to wear a mask inside a business could be charged with fucking trespassing. Could it be any clearer? Even though I'm with the kid about the mask, because, you know, it's this thing is a flu. It's a bad flu.

I get it. But even I, when I get a haircut, I. It's a bad flu. I get it. But even I, when I get a haircut, I have to put a mask on. So I do what the business says. But Modi disputes the flea markets narrative. Of course he does. Saying he forgot to wear a face mask. That's your fucking problem. And he wasn't asked to leave.

Do you believe that for a second? He's lying. I am not. You are so you big. He was. I wish the rest of that played. You big fibber fibber liar liar. Cheech and Chong, everybody.

1972. He was charged with resisting arrest and trespassing. Unfucking believable. Just demonstrators gathered outside of the business. Here come the sheep. Demonstrators gathered outside of the business following the arrest of Moody,

who is black. Oh, they mention it in the last paragraph. The deputy is white. Why should that even fucking matter? It's a person not obeying

another person's authority granted by the state end of fucking case oh let's have a protest oh my god oh my god Raz you ever get a scrape at the flea market there? Is that place near? That's near where you grew up, right? Did you know that kid? I know you all know each other. That's what the white people say. I'm just going to give you, we have to come up with a heading for this.

Here's the next couple of stories that you're never going to hear about them on mainstream media. And those you can find them online if you look hard enough. But even then, when you find them, you read the comment section, you see how brainwashed people are. This next one's just I'm going to just give you a warning. It's pretty brutal. There's two of them, but it's relative because the second story I'm going to tell you, it's two bad guys in New York. The second one's relative because we reported on this guy before. He was a rapist who put a woman in a coma and a couple judges let him go like within two weeks. Again, more of the racial illegal system.

But here's the first one. He's a parolee who was arrested for brutally raping. Put his picture up. I just want to punch him in the head looking at him. He's a parolee who was arrested for brutally raping and bashing a white woman on the roof of his Bronx apartment building. Holy shit, they mentioned white. Now court papers show he allegedly told the witness that she deserved the brutal attack because of slavery. Can you imagine? 20 years old and look what they've done to his mind. The criminal complaint shows that Tamar Bishop, 23 23 shared words with someone who witnessed the bloodied 20 year old woman after the assaults she was a white girl she deserved it because us minorities have been through slavery bishop told the witness that's not all this is what they used to do to us and this is what they did to us during slavery they used

to beat us and whip us there's something wrong with the black man's mind there's something wrong with his mind bishop was arrested on friday in virginia authorities hit him with a slew of charges connected to the early morning June 1st assault. Officials are calling it a hate crime. This is what you have to do if you're a minority to be charged with a hate crime. It's got to be rape involved. And just a punch in the face or kicking a white guy in the balls is not enough. But this was so bad that they charged him with a hate crime.

Police said the 20 year old victim met Bishop around 5 a.m. on the day of the attack. He was on parole already after serving just over a year behind bars for robbery. 23. Police said he joined him on the rooftop of the public housing building on Exale Avenue in Mott Haven. According to officers, Bishop allegedly punched her repeatedly before raping her, then continued his assault, kicking and punching her in the head and body until she fell unconscious. According to the complaint, the woman was treated at an area hospital

for several injuries, including a broken nose, broken teeth, and vomiting blood. But this kid's life matters, right? Is that what you're telling me? It matters as much as his victim? Bullshit. The New York Post said police sources that a special victims division investigated described the attack as one of the worst he's ever seen.

Bishop was arraigned in the Bronx court on Saturday where he was ordered held without bail. He's charged with two counts of predatory sexual assault, attempted murder, rape, two counts of assault, sexual abuse, assault, and a hate crime. Who's an animal?

Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch. Enjoy your fucking 200 years in prison, scumbag. And that wasn't, the crime spiking thanks to fucking de Blasio and his, you know,

get out of jail free cards. It's not the first such story this month in New York. Here's another one. We reported on this one a couple of weeks ago. Police said a woman, 64 years old. Remember that in East Harlem didn't survive after being put into a medically induced coma following a violent attack.

We learned the victim of the horrific rape died on May 27th. 38-year-old Frankie Harris has been arraigned on attempted murder, rape, strangulation, sex abuse charges. But now those charges are likely to be changed now that the incident has been deemed a homicide. Now we're told that the suspect was previously freed twice from jail under New York's bail reform. Blood is on your fucking hands, de Blasio, and the fucking two twat judges that let this guy out. Officials say he'll undergo a psychiatric evaluation. Why why put him down like a rabid dog fuck that harris who accused of spewing listen to this guy this guy is just the devil harris who's

accused of spewing hateful remarks about puerto ricans in two earlier violent incidents targets the 64 year old adelinda delgado Stamen on May 18th, rolling up to her on a city bike and striking up a conversation. Fucking predator. He left only to return a few moments later and choke her out from behind. He dragged her to the ground, choked her for full three minutes until her legs stopped moving, the prosecutor said. He raped her, left her in a pool of her own blood and feces. According to the prosecutor, Harris allegedly stopped the attack and left the victim. According to the prosecutor, Harris allegedly stopped the attack and left the victim. He then allegedly returned to continue the assault twice before leaving her completely lifeless body on the pavement.

He changed his story several times, according to police, after detectives showed the suspect the video footage. Harris, get this, here's where it's fucking, I don't know who's worse, blasio the judge or the actual perpetrator harris was released not once but twice in 2020 under bail reform guidelines both of the previous cases involved either violence or sexual misconduct yet he's still out more evidence i guess of that racist legal system i i hear about on febru 6th, the police arrested Harris for allegedly slapping a woman's ass, and he was subsequently charged with forcible touching and sex abuse. During a hearing on February 8th, Justice Gerard Lebovitz attempted to set bail at $10,000. Ten? The fuck? That bail amount only lasted three days. The kid probably had that in his pocket from selling drugs.

At the request of the defense, another bail hearing was held with the Justice Althea Drysdale handling the proceeding. That's a judge that, remember we looked her up, Drysdale ordered, I think she's a black, Drysdale ordered Harris to be freed under a form of supervised release. I don't get it. I thought violent offenders, this bail reform thing doesn't apply to them.

That's all we hear on the news. It's only nonviolent offenders. Yet in under two weeks time, Harris was back in custody under new charges. Yet in under two weeks time, Harris was back in custody under new charges. Authorities say that Harris' second arrest this year, he assaulted a mother in front of her two children, ages three and five years old, by punching her in the mouth. Harris allegedly spat on her and threatened to kill her in front of her kids. Police say that Harris then punched another man in the face and then spit on a third person. During the commission of these alleged crimes, authorities say that Harris then called the victims Puerto Rican faggots. Of course, bail reform came into play once again when Harris faced Judge Hillary

Gingold. Remember we talked about this judge regarding these charges, he was released once again under a supervised release program. Despite having scheduled court appearances for these previous charges, police say that Harris never showed up to any of the court cases. Gee, you think? I think your brain is going soft.

You fucking judges are the most evil. How do you fucking sleep at night? How do you sleep at night? And do you think you're like, I don't know, I can't even figure out their politics. Do you think like you're defending the black and brown people from a biased legal, and then you put

them out on the street, and who are the victims? Usually black and brown people of the people you put back on the streets. Minorities. In this case, it was a white woman. But what the fuck? What is going on?

de Blasio? Can you imagine being a cop and arresting this piece of shit and then seeing them? Fucking judges? Is there any judge that, you know, isn't fucking super ultra left? So that went on in New York,

right? That went on in New York. And this is in the, you know, news yesterday. Mayor de Blasio says city will cut $1 billion from NYPD budget despite surge in violence. There he is. I suck cock, and I love it.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. There's the cock right in front of him. You fucking believe it? This dope? Don't let them fool you, these guys in their suits and ties. He's a fucking anarchist. He loved what's going on in Seattle and everywhere else. He's a sick bastard.

The move comes in spite of a huge surge in shootings after violent unrest sparked by the George Floyd incident. I'm excited to say, this is jerk-off de Blasio, that we have a plan that can achieve real reform that can achieve real redistribution and at the same time ensure that we keep our city safe yeah let's cut a billion dollars from the police department and that's a way of keeping our city safer does anybody fucking believe any of that who said that de blasio who the fuck said that william de blasio who's the slimy little cop in a shit twinkle toad cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant what's his real name remember we looked at a voy willhelm or vilhelm something right uh he says

everything with an eye to safety so we will able to ensure the patrol strength we need this shit doesn't even make sense you're gonna assure the patrol strength we need. This shit doesn't even make sense. You're going to assure the patrol strength you need by cutting a billion dollars? How does that fucking even compute? We will be able to ensure that the school safety can do its job. The school safety issue will be addressed over several years. What does that got to do with what we're talking

about? You're a real crumbum. On Sunday, Politico reported that de Blasio gave his blessing for the cuts, which were proposed by New York City council members, most of them black, by the way. The deal involves moving school safety agents who are unarmed but wear police uniforms into the Department of Education, canceling, get this, a July class of roughly 1,100 police recruits. You're going to put people in charge that you know crossing guards basically and shifting certain homeless outreach operations away from police control you smoke cocksucker fuck you

anthony uh pierre is a press representative for Communities United for Police Reform. That's like a left-wing group. In a statement of political, he slammed de Blasio's plan to cut funding for the NYPD, not because he's cutting too much and it's going to make people less safe. Get this guy. He's upset. Mayor de Blasio and Speaker Johnson are using funny math and budget tricks to try to mislead New Yorkers into thinking that they plan to meet the movement's demand for at least a $1 billion in direct cuts.

So he's mad at de Blasio because he's not, he's using fuzzy math and he's really not going to cut a billion dollars. This guy's, de Blasio's not left-wing enough for him on this issue. He said, this is a lie pierre added oh yeah god damn it you need to shut the fuck up as crime explodes in the big apple last week the nypd commissioner admits our criminal justice system is imploding you have to step back and look at this you have a criminal justice system that is imploding. You have to step back and look at this. You have a criminal justice system that is imploding. That's Dermot Shea. Shea told reporters on Wednesday, he says imploding, that's the kindest way to put it. He says, you hear terms such as supervised release right now. That is a fallacy, Shea said. There is no supervision. There is just release. And you're seeing the repercussions of

that across the city. The city has seen a rise in shooting victims. While 359 people were shot in all of 2019, 2020 has already seen 459, and we still have, you know, a day to go or whatever. But let's, I don't care if de Blasio is using fuzzy math or not. Can you fucking imagine? Crimes explode. All the evidence is right in front of them. The country's on fire, almost every major city.

And Minneapolis is defunding the police. New York's in a cut of a billion dollars. They're listening to these far left twats like AOC. Think about that. It's the most dangerous time in this country's history, almost. Other than the fucking wars. And how do they, that's their answer, de Blasio. Crime's spiking, but you know

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We thank them for sponsoring the show. Wash your filthy ass. A man goes to a party. He loses his wallet at the party. goes to a party, he loses his wallet at the party. I don't have a red doer and you're the man who's shitting my tuba. Google Dana Gould doing JFK as a stand-up comedian. You'll see it's the funniest goddamn thing. More insanity, folks. Just when you think it couldn't get any more rotten in this goddamn world, the Archdiocese of Boston forced Daniel Maloney to resign from his chaplain role at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Why do you need a chaplain at a fucking

MIT? Somebody help me out. I don't understand what's going on. Isn't church supposed to be separated religion from fucking you know education and whatever mit what do you need a chaplain for i know it's very tough and a lot of these asian kids if they get a four a 3.9 they'll hang themselves i don't get it but listen to this he has to resign from his role after students and alumni complained that maloney brought up george floyd's past criminal history in an email to students you can't handle the truth although maloney a catholic priest was making an argument that floyd's past should not justify his death the fact that he brought brought up Floyd's rap sheet at all prompted some to protest

the chaplain's message to campus officials and file bias complaints over it. George Floyd, he says, this is Maloney speaking, who does he look like? He looks like a, where as it goes, he looks like every Catholic priest that likes boy. He does sort of have that. Hey, Timmy, do like fireballs george floyd was killed by a police officer he's this is what he said in the letter and shouldn't have been and shouldn't have been maloney wrote this in uh june 7th email to the uh tech catholic community a group of catholic students on campus uh he had not lived a virtuous life. He's talking about Floyd now. So far, everything is factual.

He was convicted of several crimes, including armed robbery, which he seems to have committed to feed his drug habit. And he was high on drugs at the time of his arrest. But we do not kill such people. He committed sins, but we root for sinners to change their lives and convert to the gospel, he wrote.

What part of that is not true? If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Just the facts, ma'am. Although Maloney's argument aimed to promote justice and forgiveness, that message seemed lost on many of its idiot readers. An article in the Tech Campus newspaper reports that MIT's dean for student life, Susie Nelson, reports that MIT's dean for student life, Susie Nelson, wash my car, said administrators and the bias response team, a bias response team they have on campus. Oh my God, it's so over. A bias response team received reports about Maloney's email. In an email to student faculty leaders June 12th, Nelson wrote Maloney's message contradicted the Institute's values and was deeply disturbing.

So the truth, the truth isn't the values you have at MIT. They contradict the value. So you're for fucking bullshit is what you're saying. Think about that for a second. Deeply disturbed.

So the truth is deeply disturbing to you in that by devaluing and disparaging George Floyd's character, that's not what he did. He was citing facts. George did that himself. Get it? Maloney did not acknowledge the dignity of each human being and the devastating impact of systemic racism on African-Americans, people of African descent and communities of color.

I'd like to know what color she was. A, she was a hooah. B, she was a hooah. The Archdiocese of Boston told Maloney to resign from his role as chaplain at the school on June 9th, according to the Boston Globe. The move came after more than 60 people attended a forum hosted by tech Catholic community on June 9th. Maloney told the Boston Globe on June 16th, I regret what happened. I regret it was misunderstood. I regret that it became difficult for me to be a voice for Christ on campus. So he doesn't apologize, and he shouldn't, for what he said. Can you imagine stating the truth is disturbing to the campus of MIT and any other campus in this country?

What the fuck's going on? Slavery, the original sin, the original mistake. I think this country's paid tenfold. How do you lighten up this show, ladies and gentlemen? I'll tell you how to lighten up. How about a golfer farting when he drives a fucking ball. We go from rape and murder to Ian Poulter letting it fly. We have to lighten up a little bit. This is a farting dark show. I'm sorry, folks. I'm attracted to the news that means something to us and that you're not going to get anywhere else.

People like, well, you're a comedian. You should shut the fuck up. Go see me do stand up. I can have two different jobs this one's a hybrid of both not lately because it's been such a downer so let's show a guy farting did you hear? Isn't that supposed to be more silent than that? Did you hear that? It sounds like a creaking door in a castle.

Listen. Good evening. Welcome to my castle. Guy shit his pants. Son of a fucking. And I'll tell you another thing. Frankly, you're beginning to smell. You know, I read that and I'm like,

oh, it'll just be a little... That's better than the sound effects I have for a guy shitting his pants. It sounded like somebody zippering up a down jacket. We had to throw that in there, lighten up a little bit. Anybody with me? I want to thank you guys who chat live during the show when it drops at 5 p.m. Eastern time.

Especially want to thank you people who submit super chats since that's the only way we can make any money through YouTube since they demonetize my channel. They did? Is that official? Tommy? The fuck? I mean, I knew they were thinking about it. It's not official official, but all your, every video on YouTube has been taken down as monetizable. So it's not official, like no official word, but everything's been changed. You mean when you say video, you mean whole shows

or clips that Tommy puts up from the show or both? Everything. All the videos on YouTube have been made limited ad dollar, you know, ad revenue. Cocksuckers, motherless fucks, dirty cunholes.

Fuck you and your left-wing fascist fucking... Fucking go time, man. I got no kids. I'll go to jail happily tomorrow. Motherless fuck. Steady sex in there, at least. But before I go to jail, here's some

upcoming dates. You better catch me now, because after I chop the head off of some Indian fuck that runs Google. September 17 through 19, if I'm not banned from these venues, this one I feel safe about because Tommy fucking has a part of it. The Plaza Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. October 2nd, Jonathan's in a gunk with Maine. One of my favorite gigs. Big summertime gay hangout in Maine. I'll put on a pair of tight chaps,

a nice pink tank top, and let it fly up there. October 10th, Stand Up Live in Huntsville, Alabama. October 11th, Zany's Comedy Club in Nashville, Tennessee. November 19th, The Improv in Raleigh, North Carolina. Make sure to come out and see me live, motherfuckers. Before it's too late. The way this country's going.

Know what I'm saying? If we don't have enough problems in the world with, you know, social and political upheaval in the United States and other places, and let's add terrorism. They're making it come. According to an anti-terror cops and a cop group in Russia, sick jihad groups, is there any other kind, are encouraging new members, get this, to spread coronavirus in public places.

What the fuck? They're already wearing face masks, the fucking jihadists, right? They always are wrapped up like a fucking burrito. Hello, I'm born! Hello, I'm born! Hello, I'm born! How are you going to spread COVID if you have masks on, fellas? Let's see your fucking cowardly faces.

Suck bags. What a shithole that part of the world is. Shithole. It looks like the Bible. That's not when I read a Bible, which I never have. I picture fucking, you know, them. Head of the Commonwealth of Independent States, that's CIS, You know, them.

Head of the Commonwealth of Independent States, that's CIS, anti-terrorism center, Andrei Novikov, said units were recruiting jihad soldiers. That's a terrible Russian accent. I won't attempt it again. He added that they're being told to spread COVID-19 in public places. The disease has sparked a global pandemic. Oh, thanks for saying that in the article. And it's killed more than a half million people since it emerged out of a woman's ass in Wuhan, China. But according to Russian intelligence, it could be exploited by terror units.

Novikov said, while governments are trying to ensure healthy security, focusing on protecting the lives and health of their people, recruiters of international terrorist groups are not just taking advantage of the difficult situation in order to recruit more jihadi soldiers they are calling on infected members to spread covet 19 as wide as possible in public places i say we fight fire with fire we get all the old people in nursing homes and drop them over there the ones that are still alive. Just drop them from a helicopter. Who's with me? Nobody? He added that such a move marks a new psychological threat. Earlier today, it emerged

that schools, offices, and hospitals in the UK have been urged to rehearse for terror attacks following a stabbing in Reading that left more than three people dead. What's the world coming to? Could the fucking world be getting any darker?

Honestly. Rioting, fires, war. Fucking, even locusts in Italy got swarmed with locusts and killed like all their crops somewhere in Italy. Huh? Yeah, exactly. What the fuck are we going to do for olive oil?

And, you know, Parmesan Ruggiano. It continues again. This is the UK. Rehearsing the response to a marauding terrorist attack is the only way to ensure that the procedures and technical systems function. What a bunch of fucking just words that mean as expected and to highlight areas for improvement which is such

you can't uh no no no no no no no no no no you can't prepare for an attack you know what's that old saying about war the plan disappears right after the first shot is fired the plan disappears right after the first shot is fired. Strategy. I'm paraphrasing, obviously. Anyways, so yeah, look out. Fucking jihadis sneezing and... Do they know it's really only a bad flu? Not going to kill anybody but people over 112.

Finally, some chop news. We haven't talked about them in a few minutes. One man is dead and another wounded after Seattle chop zone shooting. So what's fucking new about that? A female chop protester could be heard screaming for their self-appointed security to have their eyes up. I sent the video. We can't find it it's on fucking uh she you could actually hear her i had a clip and it's a surveillance camera they show

the white jeep screeching around the corner and shit but uh i don't know what happened to it they probably pulled it down um anyways uh anyways we have this footage right right after what appears to be a white jeep seen driving recklessly on the cal anderson soccer field just before 3 a.m more than a dozen gunshots were heard on the live stream the white jeep is then seen slamming into barricades unfucking believable dozen shots are fired at the car crash. It's not clear from the footage who the first gunshots came from. Really? A male could be heard in the surveillance screaming, Get on the ground!

Oh, you're not dead, huh? You want to get pistol whipped? What the fuck is that about? That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Police said both teens were taken into the Harborview Medical Center in a private vehicle by people who identify themselves as CHOP medics. Oh, you're in good hands. They had already been taken to the hospital by the time the police arrived at the scene.

The 16-year-old kid died several hours later. 14-year-old remains in critical condition. One of the victims had a gunshot wound to his arm and hip and temple. That can't be good. But we know nothing about them. Were these people from Seattle that are just sick of it? These are young kids. Were they just joyriding?

You know what I mean? Were they looking to start shit with Chopped? Were they fucking law? They don't really tell us anything. The protestors responded quickly with Chopped security returning fire. Oh, wait a minute. Up here it says, protestors say the shooting unfolded

only after the teens started firing and their vehicle plowed into a Chopped zone barrier. Anybody believe that? I'm not going to believe anybody that's living in CHOP still. Those inside the zone say CHOP security guards who are self-appointed and heavily armed returned fire. The protesters responded quickly with CHOP security returning fire,

hitting both the driver and the passenger in the front seat. A CHOP member only known as Stitch... What the fuck? Spoke to the paper and gave his side of the story. Unbelievable. This is America 2020. I thought Trump was, didn't the mayor come out? You know, the fucking he, she, didn't she come out yesterday saying enough's enough and it's still up. You know what I mean? and it's still up? You know what I mean? Unbelievable.

And Trump, where are you? You've been promising to break that up for a month now. Liar! Yes, Raz? Question or fucking pamphlet? Jesus, folks, pithy. Raz, pick the short ones. Martin A. St. Louis.

Regarding Chaz, I recommend the Seattle Police Department play massive loudspeakers around their borders. Then, once in place, on a 24-hour loop, beginning piping in the following selections. Trump's 2020 State of the Union address in its entirety. The Star Spangled Banner. America the Beautiful. The classic Ray Chou. That is the best version.

And four, God Bless America. Your thoughts. scanner america the beautiful the classic ray chart that is the best version uh and four god bless america your thoughts um where are you gonna where are you gonna put the speakers gonna pull up in your toyota forerunner i don't think that'll work these fucking idiots i don't think it'll work but that's i see what you i see what you're doing there It would agitate them a little bit. And then they'd just go, you know, shoot out the whoopers, depending on where the speakers are.

Fuck that, Martin. I say get a bulldozer or actual tanks and ride right over those barriers. I'm dead serious. Get the real, fuck the National Guard. Get the fucking Marines to go in there. The Navy SEALs even. Leave a fucking trail of Chaz bodies or Chop bodies.

Whatever the fuck it is. I can't believe it still exists. I was looking at some property there. I guess they have some nice one bedrooms. You look out the window at a fucking cement Jersey barrier. How do you feel about orange cones? Let me thank the contributors of the show. You can contribute at nickdip.com or you can become a monthly member at patreon.com.

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with YouTube. They're trying to pork me. Here's a guy that I can't stand. I couldn't stand him since he was in, what was the, Public Enemy? NWA? I always confuse those brothers. I wonder why.

Oh, they're both hateful and put out shit music. Fucking Ice Cube, movie star. What a fucking hateful... Ice Cube tells Jake Tapper, and he's a lefty, Jake Tapper, watch your mouth after he slams anti-Semitic misogynist Louis Farrakhan. Fuck you! Ice Cube. Fuck you! Fuck you! after he slams anti-semitic misogynist lewis farrakhan that's fuck you fuck you fuck you i like ice tea why because when i did the tonight show he was the guest and i came out i'm like what's up ice like i've known him my whole life he's looking at me and ll cool j i did when i did arsenio hall he was one on one of the shows and uh he was not

digging of course I was doing a bit about how much I don't like rap I felt a little cold when I was getting uh you know after they had chicken and soul food naturally and guys he stepped right in front of me uh rapper Ice Cube told Jake Tappan watch his mouth. Oh, another black bully bullying a white boy after the CNN host called Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan. Jake Tapper is talking about Farrakhan. He's a vile anti-LGBTQ, anti-Semitic misogynist. Why is a Fox channel airing his propaganda? I don't know what he means by that.

Why? To expose him, Jake. That's why you're working at CNN, you dope. Farrakhan, he says, after it was announced that the Fox soul network. What the fuck is that? When I think of Fox, I don't think of soul. I think of blonde haired, blue eyed, nice titties. Again, it must be another Fox affiliate. Would be airing Farrakhan's message, oh, this week.

So he's saying something new, and they're going to air it. I'm going to have to look up that. And Farrakhan, yeah, he really always had a problem with the Jewish people. And if you don't believe me me here's some of his work the satanic jews they control everything and mostly everybody oh my god get this through your head get this through your head you jew motherfucker you that's pesci he worked with farrakhan for a

few years the rapper faced heavy criticism this month for sharing a number of twitter posts which perceived to be anti-semitic somebody said who's saying this daily beast marlo stern whoever that is it is hard to give ice cube the benefit of the doubt why do you want to in the first place? Oh, because you're the daily beast. Given the fact that his anti-Semitic activities have extended beyond the realm of the internet. He's an ardent supporter of Louis Farrakhan, one of the world's

most prominent anti-Semites. And most troubling of all, the rapper and actor was accused in May 2015 of ordering his entourage to beat up a rabbi. What the fuck? It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?

Yeah! Tapper, on the other hand, is a prominent critic of Farrakhan and has called out former President Barack Obama and former Rep Keith Ellison, Minneapolis, for associating with the Nation of Islam leader. Even Jake Tapper gets it right once in a while. Can you imagine fucking he fucking Obama talk to him openly?

Well, he was the president. And when Trump mentioned some guy who might have been in the Klan or something, he gets railed on for a week. But they have an open relationship the the double and triple standards is so fucking i i'm tired of pointing them out finally uh there's a you know as you know i'm on twitter and they've been shadow banning me for fucking years i've been been at like 105,000 followers for about two years now. Just sticking it right up my ass. I wonder if it has something to do with one of my tweets

and I was drunk at a bar in Puller. I said, Jack Dorsey's a goo gobbler and he takes it in the ass. You know what? I didn't even get kicked off, so I fucking warned on that one. Anyways, yeah. Trump fans are flocking to the new social media app Parler, P-A-R-L-E-R. Its CEO is begging liberals to join them. Jim Jordan, Elise Stefanak, and Nikki Haley all have something in common

other than a strong affection towards Trump. The three Republican politicians joined social media app Parler this week, adding their profiles to a site that's emerged as the new digital stomping ground for anti-Twitter conservatives. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas arrived earlier this month. Rep Devin Nunes of California started in February, while Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky has been a member since 2018, the year it launched. It's the first I'm hearing of it. Rand Paul said, it's about time y'all join me. Paul tweeted on Wednesday, what's taking the rest of you so long?

To be fair, Trump campaign manager Brad Pascal has also been on parlor since 2018. Eric Trump, the president's son, and his wife, Lara, joined on the same day last month. Like Twitter, the app lets users share comments, photos, and news stories with their followers. The catalyst for the latest growth surge was a story from the Wall Street Journal on Wednesday, which said that the Trump administration was looking for alternatives to Facebook and Twitter over concern that more content is going to be blocked as the election campaign heats up. Excuse me.

The journal named Parler as a possible alternative. We have a picture of the CEO up there, right? I can do anything better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. No, you can't, you motherless tit wonder. Look at this guy.

He'd be the next trillionaire. All these guys are like in their early 30s. Next time you see him, he'll be on a yacht with 12 girls licking his balls from, you know, some website. Nick, is that all it's about? Well, I think so. Two days later, Parler was the top- ranked iphone app in the news category ahead of twitter and reddit and 24th overall just behind venmo and whatsapp according to app annie you know app annie she's a dirty little thing fucking app annie i like to slap app annie user growth

surged to 1.5 million from 1 million over the course of about a week since the article appeared holy moly said john matts parlor's 27 year old founder he's 27 raz uh it's good news for us i guess here's what he says and i still don't believe him yet, but he says, we're a community town square, an open town square with no censorship. He said from his home in Vegas, he said, if you can say it on the street of New York, you can say it on Parler. You think that's true? Your mom's a whore. Your mom's a whore. Would that be allowed on Parler?

Your mom's a whore. Your mom's a whore. Would that be allowed on Parler? Parler is playing into the hands of conservatives who have become more vocal in their criticism of Twitter since the site started flagging Trump tweets for promoting violence or abusive behavior or making false claims that could confuse voters. No, he didn't.

Trump supporters have long argued that the dominant Silicon Valley platforms have been out to censor conservatives. He's not. Conservatives have been saying that for years because it's fucking true. They're making it sound in this article like it just happened a month ago. Have been out to censor conservatives' voices, even as though the very same people continue to post on those sites and rack up followers by the thousands.

Really? And for everyone that does that, there's somebody like me who can't rack up any followers. Or Crowder or a bunch of other people. Fucking every article's got a slant to it. Rep Jordan of Ohio told his 1.4 million Twitter followers on Friday to come over to Parler where they don't censor or shadow ban, referring to the practice of banning users in a way that's not apparent to them. By late afternoon, he had about 3,100 followers on Parler. I told Tommy about it.

He went to check it out yesterday. When I say went, it's on his computer checking it out. And somebody had put up a false account under my name already. Probably saying vile shit, you know, know i'm guessing to get me in trouble but they explain how they handle that too twitter regularly listen twitter regularly denies treating people differently based on their political views liz kelly a twitter spokesman told us cnbc a liar liar whore liar whore and you know it we enforce the twitter rules impartially for everyone regardless of their background or political affiliation are you a liar liar whore liar whore and you know it fuck you what a lying pig

with devin nunez came a whole pack of haters said Matt's the CEO he said the parody accounts are fine and even welcome but Parler draws a line when it comes to spammers you can't spam people's comment sections with unrelated content that's not only parody accounts isn't that what the guy did with me isn't that a parody account excuse me i'm in my late 70s i don't know all the fucking terms for this nerd horse shit i used to like pussy and football when i was younger sorry uh that's not the only no-no on Parler which has a fairly thorough set of community guidelines the app doesn't allow terrorist organizations or support from terrorism

the sharing of false rumors who's going to decide this? I don't trust anyone fucking under 40 violent language, what the site describes as fighting words what the fuck and you're bragging that it's freedom of speech? every word on describes is fighting words. What the fuck? And you're bragging that it's freedom of speech? Every word on Twitter is fighting words. They don't allow blackmail or pornography.

God damn it, the two things I love most. Taking a picture of somebody's dick and going, I need 15 grand or this goes out to Twitter. I got you fucking a sheet. Anyways. On a somber note, my dad passed away last night at 5.20 in the morning,

this morning actually. night at 520 in the morning, this morning actually. And what can you say about, you know, I'm trying to write a eulogy and the first thing I say is how can you express in words how you feel about somebody who's responsible for your very existence, or at least half responsible. I mean, he had the fun half. My mother had to carry me around for nine months. Let's be honest about that. But and I know it's cliche to say, but it's bittersweet. Of course, I'm sad that he's gone, but his quality of life was gone. You guys heard me talk about he's been in a nursing home for a couple of years.

on you guys heard me talk about he's been in a nursing home for a couple years and uh i got to see him in october december january and um got the word this morning that he passed away but if you like my comedy i got my funny bone from him probably wasn't as caustic as i was although So he could be. But he was a funny, funny guy. He would riff around, you know, his friends. My parents had like these three couples they hung out with every weekend. And my dad would have them crying every weekend, just riffing off the top of his head. And so that's where I got it. He didn't really approve of my language. He came to see me a few times.

he didn't really approve of my language. He came to see me a few times. One time, this lady was ruining the show, drunk lady with her husband yelling shit out. And I had been up for 24 hours. I had worked in Buffalo and drove back the night before. And I didn't go to sleep, went to Stitches. I'm only in the business about three years.

And the woman starts yelling. She fucked up the guy set before me so i go up there about five minutes in i call it a c word and my parents are there with two other couples i didn't even remember they were there i remember somebody handing me a camel cigarette and me taking a drag on it was like heroin i was like where the fuck am i so i call her the c word and then i'm like oh fuck i realized my parents are there sure enough i get home to my apartment about 20 minutes later the phone rings it's my father going nick you can't do that you can't call a woman the c-word and then there's a pause he goes you're not big enough in the business yet like in, in other words,

if I was host of the night show, I could go, shut up, you cunt. That made me laugh so hard. I don't even know if he was serious or trying to make me laugh. Funny dude, and he was at his funniest. He was like me with the commercials. These things would send him through the fucking roof, the commercials.

The first time he made me belly laugh, we were watching football. This is in the 70s. I can't be more than 16, 15. And a commercial came on for the Sears Die Hard battery. And at the end of the commercial, the guy's like, Sears Die Hard, the best in the business. Then the guy's just smiling at looking at the battery. My father goes, look at him like he's in fucking love with it. That just made me fucking laugh. he said it with such hate and then and then i was going to tell these stories during the eulogy i don't know how fuck's gonna fly at the church and then another another

time he maybe laughed during a commercial if you guys are old enough john hancock life insurance they used to have a jingle you put your john Hancock on a John Hancock. My father used to sing along in Italian to that one every time it came on. He'd go, wanna let go of my hand. So finally, after two months, I go, Dad, what does that mean? He goes, John's got his dick in his hand. He doesn't even laugh. He's dead serious. He doesn't even laugh. He's dead serious. But, you know, he, it's your dad. Taught me how to shave.

How to comb your hair properly. How to change a flat tire. How to put my bike chain back on. How to, you know, respect your elders. How to get rid of pubic lice, how to apply preparation H. The amazing thing, I was in my early 30s when he taught me all this shit. So hope that flies at the church. I'm practicing on you guys. Anyways, I already miss him and didn't see much of him the last couple of years.

And when I did, I didn't like to see him like that. You know, this is your dad. You look up to always active. He's another one of those guys that never sat down. And, you know, I knew it was over a few years ago. Literally, I went home to visit him before he's in the nursing home. And my mother goes, Dad, Nicky, Nicky's here to see you. He puts his hand out like I'm an insurance salesman. Anyways, I got a bunch of pictures I want to show you real quick. These vary from the 1960s

up to, I don't know, the probably 80s or 90s. And yeah, that's me and my dad. I don't even know where that is, but I still have that shirt. That's embarrassing. But that's my mom and my dad. This is Holy Cross. When I was playing football for Maine, we played at Holy Cross. And that's after the game. I was ready to get back on the bus. We had to wear suit jackets, I guess. And that's after the game. I was ready to get back on the bus.

We had to wear suit jackets, I guess. And that's my dad. There he is, the Italian Elvis. Look at that shirt. That shirt was a guy smoking. This is in the 70s. Look at he fucking Italian Elvis. And that's Mrs. Marindola,

one of the wives of the couples that they went out with every weekend. She's funny. She's in her 80s now. That's me holding myself as a baby. How creepy is that, Russ? Is that fucking creepy? That's me. I think I have a bow tie on.

Here's my old man. He started juicing when he was 70. He's actually pretty shredded right there. That's a Marine tattoo, if you're wondering. He was a Marine, still is. And that's me, again, with my family. Jesus Christ, that looks more like me than me. Doesn't it?

Look at the beautiful TV set on the right. Nothing but the best rest. And the fireplace. What's the picture above that? I don't know. That's my sister Donna far left. That's me sitting on my mom's left. And that's Darlene, my oldest sister, to the far right.

And my handsome dad. There it is. There's that fucking, here's that kitchen table everybody had in the 70s in the suburbs. I think they got it from a prison sale. Oh my God, look how young my mom is. Jesus Christ. Go ahead, Raz. Again, 1970s, John Travolta. My mother looks horrified. Looks like a wife that's been beaten in this picture. These are the pictures they put up when you watch Crime

Solvers, you know. They were a happy family, even though he had a dark side. My mother looks scared shit there. There he is, Joe Cool. Don't even know where that is. There's mom and dad. This is when he starts to look like Jimmy Conway and the rest of the mobsters.

There he is again. This is when I was getting made. No. My mom. There you go. This was very, well, right before he got diagnosed so this is probably 8-9 years ago that picture and him in the garden

and there I am again with my family that's who the hell is that is that Donna I think that's Donna with my dad and yeah Darlene and that's Donna with my dad. And yeah, Darlene, and that's me. I still wear those type of shoes on stage sometimes. What do you call them? I forget what you call them.

That's me happy with my new tractor. And I guess that's my sister Gina in my mom's arms. And there's my father running to punch somebody at my wedding. That's dad and my wife. Great picture. He really liked my wife. I don't know why. I'm like, easy.

Watch your fucking hands. And my wife loved my father. He was always a guinea lover. This, I was 1972, 10 years old, playing for the Twins. We called it Major Leagues. I was playing third base. This was burnt into my mind.

He traumatized me. I was playing third base, ground ball to me. I had a wild arm. I had a strong arm, had no idea where it was going. The parents wouldn't even sit behind first base when I was playing third base. I air launched it about 20 feet over the first baseman's head.

I come to the dugout and dad was my coach and he fucking lit into me saying, you got to feel the ball. Relax. There's no hurry. You got plenty of time. Look at me scowling already. I've had that face since that picture was taken. That was taken by the Danvers Herald, the local paper. Why was some guy taking a picture of a Little League game? Look into his past.

But somebody, a family friend mailed that to my dad and it said, I keel for the twins because the Red Sox had a player who was Dominican. He said, kill for the Red Sox. So that's him scolding me. Is that it? That's it. So I'm waiting on details as far as funeral wake. Probably be at the end of the week. So I'll come in tomorrow, I think, unless I get news otherwise. But again, I'm not that religious, but if you say a prayer. He was born in October 21st, 1935, and passed away this morning, which is what, June 30th, 2020. Rest in peace, dad. Love you. We'll see you guys back here, hopefully tomorrow. Take care. guitar solo We'll see you next time.